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de anisia la: 05/07/2008 01:21:28voteaza:
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this)!
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do yo ur bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula? < A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section'
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this)!
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do yo ur bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula? < A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section'
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
comentarii (6):
cosma
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Horia D
la: 05/07/2008 07:58:40
la ce colacei te referi?:))
pane,
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anisia
la: 05/07/2008 13:47:04
gata pe naiba :(( doar rasuflai si io o tzara!
te oferi voluntar sa dai doua examene saptamana viitoare?
dau doi colaci cu caine cu tot :D
te oferi voluntar sa dai doua examene saptamana viitoare?
dau doi colaci cu caine cu tot :D
horica
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anisia
la: 05/07/2008 13:48:07
cre' ca la aia de salvare se gandi nenea panu'... :)
... ca d-aia cu mac n-am mai vazut de mii de ani.
tu ce mai faci?
... ca d-aia cu mac n-am mai vazut de mii de ani.
tu ce mai faci?
pai ce faci anisia??
- de
Intruder
la: 07/07/2008 12:54:57
dai si fugi??
asta mi-a placut cel mai tare:
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section'
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome
lol! tutte le strade portano a Roma.
in traducere: strazile tute ne poarta la Roma.
vaz' ca au si altii perle de bac! :))))))
...prin ce districte mai umbli?
asta mi-a placut cel mai tare:
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section'
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome
lol! tutte le strade portano a Roma.
in traducere: strazile tute ne poarta la Roma.
vaz' ca au si altii perle de bac! :))))))
...prin ce districte mai umbli?
:))))))))
- de
thebrightside
la: 07/07/2008 13:16:09
super!
n-am inteles-o p-aia cu vocalele in cavitatea abdominala, ca-s post...
pup nisul, spor la invatat si bafta porceasca la examene! :D
n-am inteles-o p-aia cu vocalele in cavitatea abdominala, ca-s post...
pup nisul, spor la invatat si bafta porceasca la examene! :D
Bine te-ai aratat.