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How to be a man
1. never call
2. don't tell a woman u don't like her, it is funnier to let her find that out herself
4. remeber: you're a man, it is never your fault
6. woman like when you ignore them, it cheers them up
7. say you gonna call, then go back to rule 1
9. deny everything, everything
10. no means yes
11. yes means no
12. if someone would ask, then you have had sex in all diffrent places in all kind of ways
13. feelings? what feelings?
14. say this to your girlfriend before you have sex: don't be worried if you don't get an orgasm you don't get pregnant (lmao)
16. treat your girfriend like air. then beg amd flatter her till you get her back, then start from the beginning again of rule 16.
18. always ask for forgivness, but NEVER mean it
19. if question starts with why, then answer i don't know
20. beer, and then more beer
21. one word: soccer
Hmm shouldn't be so hard to be a man lol
About men... again!
What is it for resemblance between a shrimp and a man???
Eeverything is enjoyable exept the head.
What is it for resemblance between a man and a dolphin???
It says they are intelligent, but noone can prove it.
Why can't a man be both good lookin and smart???
Then he would be a woman
Why is batteries better then men???
Becouse at least they have a positive side
Why does it need millions of sperm to fertilize an egg???
Couse the sperms are males and don't wanna ask about the way
Why are men like the letter Q????
They are like a big zero with a little tale
Why don't women get marries so often anymore????
Couse they'd rather have bacon in the refrigarator then a pig in the livingroom
Why is man's mind worth more then woman's???
Couse it is rare
Why does a man rather marry a virgin???
They can't take che kritic
Why do men exist?????
Becouse a dildo can not cut the grass
si ca o completare personala la ultima intrebare... that's why I married, because men can open jars, kill bugs and mow the lawn :D