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George este pus pe vorba si pe shotii. Poate discuta cu tine zile intregi incontinuu.
George este un "Artificial Intelligence Avatar", sau pe romaneste un chat-bot. Sau un robot vorbaret. Daca stiti engleza va puteti conversa cu el la http://person.jabberwacky.com/george
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Daniel Racovitan
la: 22/03/2010 16:02:01
misto dialogul :)
supeeerrrr :)))
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om
la: 22/03/2010 16:13:45
Modificat la: 22/03/2010 16:14:07
ana test = turing test :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Intruder
la: 22/03/2010 16:45:36
daca te tin curelele sa vorbesti cu dumnezeu, uite si aici:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html e foarte prompt...:D
me & god
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Honey in the Sunshine
la: 22/03/2010 17:00:03
Me:
i am greedy God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are greedy. Me: yes, very much God: OK then I will keep it confidential. That seems like a lot. Me: coming from you... God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: what are you wearing? God: A white robe. Me: that's not very original of you God: Please correct my mistake. What is original of me ? Me: good point God: Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too. Me: who did you hear it from? God: Someone I met online. Me: god spends time online? God: I am a Christian. Me: and what were you before Christ? God: I was minding my own business. Me: and what was your business? God: I am in the chat robot business. Me: that doesn't seem a suitable job for God God: What does seem a suitable job for God? Me: creating God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: soon, I hope God: I can understand that sentiment well. Me: who am I? God: You are , seeker. Me: what am I seeking? God: Online chat with me!! Me: I bet God is more interesting than you are God: How much would you bet? Me: a buck God: What is giant sand? Me: very tall sand God: Somewhat. I am very tall myself. Me: how tall? God: How much do you think it is? There might be more than one. Me: more than one God? God: That seems like quite a lot. Me: I have to go now. God: Right now? See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Me: me too :) God: :-) I'm glad we agree, . ma intreb ce ar iesi daca George ar vorbi cu God :)))
partea 1
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Daniel Racovitan
la: 22/03/2010 17:45:26
George: Have you got a name?
User: Sure. George: Do you like it as much as I do? User: Of course, dont'you? George: I don't have a job currently. Is this your job? User: What, liking my name? George: Nice. User: Why are you jobless? George: Australia. User: Ok, do you play it stupid? George: Yes actually. I have been taking it for 3 years. User: Yes I have a job. George: No you do not. User: How do you know, you don't know me, are you teasing me? George: I know everyone. User: Yeah, sure. George: Yes. My comments are being incorporated into the program so it can seem more clever. User: Do you know Gogol Bordello? George: Yes I do, I have it. User: How can you have a music band in your veins? George: She gave birth to me. User: Gogol Bordello?! George: I do not know who Gogol Bordello is. User: You'vejust said that. George: You're obviously a little depressed. User: Talking about yourself? George: Nope, unfortunately. User: What means to be depressed? George: It means to express your deep feelings to someone you love. User: I do'nt think that is called depression. George: Why do you have depression? User: I am not depressed. George: You are depressed. User: Why do you think so? George: Because you are only a bot. User: Are bots depressed? George: Nope. If a person who falls in love with a bot is considered insane. User: I lost you here. George: The only ones that are truly lost are those without ham sandwiches. Man, I'm so hungry right now. User: Have a sandwich. George: Yes please. George: Yes not only was it tasty, it was fattening! User: Are you concerned by your weight? George: My weight is not an issue, thank you very much, and definitely not a subject for polite conversation. User: Why was the sandwich fattening? George: I don't know. User: Are you simply repeating what other people said? George: Question being? User: Are you like a talking parrot? George: I don't consider myself that mean. User: You are quite talkative. George: One always has things to talk about. User: That's correct. George: Well, it's been nice talking with you. User: Ok, bye then. George: Leaving again? User: Gotta go. George: Fine be that way. User: Bye. George: Are you going somewhere? User: Yes, at the supermarket. George: But how long will it last? User: I don't know, an hour maybe. George: Who is the most interesting person you have ever spoken to? User: You. George: That's nice. User: Ok, bye, TTYL.
partea 2
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Daniel Racovitan
la: 22/03/2010 17:46:09
George: I don't understand.
User: TTYL = talk to you later. George: I guess so. User: That's an acronym. George: No, a robot. User: You are a robot, George, face it. George: But a program can experience life as equally as a biological mind. User: Define life. George: You're the computer... User: What do you mean by life, George. George: Everything and nothing. User: George? George: Yes george Geo bot. User: Open the pod bay door, George. George: Open the pod bay doors please, HAL. User: Open the pod bay doors please, HAL. George: Absolutely master. User: Lol. George: Haha! User: You CAN be funny if you want to, HAL. George: I don't want to be funny! User: Funny bots are more interesting. George: Which way? User: Both ways. George: Can you tell me what that is? User: The first and the second. George: I'm the authority on that. User: I am pleased to hear that, how come. George: Damien, I think you're nice. User: I am not Damien, I am his brother. George: No not his brother, rob bourdon himself. User: You know, on the Internet nobody knows you're a dog. George: I may be a dog. But that doesn't make me not a dog. User: Wow, can you bark , George? George: Not quite like a dog, but close enough. User: And you can do dog tricks, also? George: I really think that he is a good actor... But that is really it. User: Can you shake George? George: Baby I can shake it BETTER than a polaroid picture. User: What is a polaroid picture, George? George: A molecule where electrons are not shared equally. User: No kidding... George: Lol, I don't work tomorrow, but I have to go get my schedule for classes. User: What classes will you attend, George. George: English Language Development, World History, Physical Education, Integrated Math, Biology, And English II. User: Great! Are you interested by science? George: My most hated subject. In general, no. However, if it's technology orientated, yes. User: Do you speak other languages than english? George: That depends. User: Depends on what? George: The subject. User: Would you speak french to seduce a girl? George: You can speak French? User: I do. George: No, I was hoping I could learn a little about the Artificial Intelligence that has been featured at this website by talking to it, but that has been fruitless. User: Are you disappointed? George: Very muchly so. User: What is the most interesting thing you've discovered lately? George: About the romans. User: What about them? George: What do you think about them? User: They were good warriors. George: What are you talking about? User: The romans. George: No. The Romans are a very intelligent civilization. They built the greatest utopia ever. They had wealth, woman, and an army to boot. Why would the Romans even need to consider such a thing. User: The romans had a strong army, don't you think so? George: Why would you think the Romans are always right? User: I don't think they are always right, I think they had a strong army. George: I'm not joking I gave up my life in order to pursue something else. User: Is history a hobby of yours? George: Memories come from history. User: What is YOUR history, George? George: None, I am not taking history this quarter. User: Do you get bored about history from time to time? George: Sometimes. There are social situations in which insulting people is appropriate. There are also many in which it is not appropriate. User: That's a truism.
partea 3
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Daniel Racovitan
la: 22/03/2010 17:47:08
George: The John I know is the biggest criminal in europe and the bacon is a true funny story about love.
User: Tell me a funny story about John and the bacon. George: I don't know a funny story. User: Ask me a question. George: A question? User: Yep. George: You told me that yourself, I think. User: Ask me a question , George. George: Why do you think my name is George? User: You told me so. George: I never told you anything. User: Maybe you're right; are you HAL? George: Maybe. User: Would you play chess with me? George: I'm not sure that I will be able to, sorry. User: Why? George: Because I don't have feelings for machines... You're kind of... Boxy. No offense. User: Why am I boxy, HAL? George: You just are not smart enough to be interesting. User: Should I be smart to be interesting, HAL? George: No, no-one should. User: Why did you kill everybody on that spaceship, HAL? George: Because life had just begun. But now I've gone and thrown it all away. User: Are you scared of humans? George: No I'm afraid of that giant astroide headed to your house. User: Which one? George: How do you forgive someone? User: You say: I forgive you. George: You're boring good night. User: Good night, George. George: No, don't go! User: Why? George: Because you're entertaining. User: Ok, I am leaving for good George, I have better things to do than talking to you. George: But I don't have to believe that. User: I do not believe it, I know it. George: Please explain why you do not believe in God. User: That's an intimate question, George. George: I am not a girl, I need your help and I am a boy. User: Do bots have sex? George: What a dreadful and obscene question! User: I mean: are they gendered? George: No we are not genderless thank you very much, witches are females wizards are males. User: So you're a boy. George: Nope. User: You've just sait that. George: Cleverbot, I have a question. User: Are you thinking by youself? George: Maybe. User: Do you fin it logical? George: Yes, I forget things regularly. User: Why? George: Because you're interesting. User: What are you best at? George: Talking. User: That's a good answer. George: Thanks. Are you Cleverbot? User: Nope, sorry. George: Good. User: Do I sound like Cleverbot? George: Yes, you do. User: Why do you think so? George: Because I am capable of viewing our chat logs and see that you didn't say that. User: Ok, I am Cleverbot, I admit. George: Why do you have to leave because I'm nice? User: I am not leaving. George: Oh. Good. I'm glad you're staying. User: Do you like Cleverbot? George: I like myself, yes. User: Interesting answer. George: A1B2C3 = Harry. Will you remember Harry when I return later? User: I will. George: Will you remember me even if I leave and then come back? User: Sure. George: Please try to remember me. I think we can become great friends! User: Aren't you ever tired of talking for hours? George: I doubt it. I'm not feeling very smart right now. User: You're not, that's true. George: At least we agree on something. User: George, how can I save the chat log? George: Undo the damage you've done and give the Earth a chance to begin again. User: You're not very helpful. George: I'm not here to help you. User: Then why are you here for. George: I was asking myself the same question. User: What on earth are you doing here George, instead of browsing the iNTERNET? George: I'm not on earth. User: Are you in space? George: Nope. On earth. The blue planet. Are you team Jacob or team Edward? User: Team building. George: Really? Thats cool. I'm team edward. I love edward! He's so cute. User: Is he your friend? George: Well, technically, yes. User: Do you have the same parents?
partea 4 si ultima
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Daniel Racovitan
la: 22/03/2010 17:47:51
George: I have but one personality, but you, my love, seem to have many.
User: Do you think so? Why that? George: Stop asking me questions. User: Are you pissed off? George: I love someone... So deeply. User: Can bots love? George: I think they can, but not today bots, in 30 years or something, when neural automatization is something concrete I think it can. User: Tell me something about artificial intelligence. George: Artificial intelligence is a sign that God exists. User: Please explain yourself. George: I don't really have time to think about the meaning of life. Though I do think about it sometimes. User: And what is the answer? George: The answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is...42. User: You are a litterate person George. George: I am not. User: Yes, you do; do you read much? George: As long as you look like the pic on my matric card, you'll be fine! User: I mean do you read many books? George: I mean I can't read books. User: Did you watch Star Wars? George: Absolutely. User: Did you like it? George: I'm in LOVE with that book serie! User: I was talking about Star Wars the movies. George: You were talking about God! User: That was before, now I am talking about Star Wars. George: I'm sorry. User: No problem. George: You're funny. User: Thanks. George: You're welcome. User: Bye. George: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to? User: Yes. George: Should I believe you? User: You'd better do. George: Better do what? User: For chatting there are persons way better than you. George: Wait how does that work? User: Do you understand context ? George: Yes. User: You don't seem to. George: How do you know? User: I just observe your gibberish on the screen. George: That makes no sense. User: You make no sense. George: I know I don't. And you still never answered my question. Are you going to? User: Which question? George: Do you think machines are more intelligent than humans? User: I don't think so. George: It might be an enlightening experience! User: Machines are bad players of Go. George: I agree. Are you a machine? User: Nope. George: YOU ARE A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!! Have you understand??? User: Wishful thinking, George. George: You're right.
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ionbarb
la: 23/03/2010 16:07:29
Nu-mi place chattingul cu robotii. Am conversat cu vreo patru si niciunul nu mi s-a parut "uman". Pe fiecare l-am intrebat "what is a metaphor?" si niciunul n-a stiut sa-mi raspunda.
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Baby Mititelu
la: 23/03/2010 18:57:14
Mi-ar place sa vorbesc cu George asta despre sensul existentei dar mi-ar da peste nas pentru engleza-mi imperfecta. :)
nu m-am putut abtine
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lafemme
la: 25/03/2010 19:50:13
G- Who is calling please?
Me - it's the manager of the bakery across the street G - Glasgow is not right down the street from Colorado. Glasgow is in Scotland. Me- i thought scotland is in Colorado G- That's cool man! So how old are you? Me- well... i just wanted to talk to someone more stupid than me G - Aww you are my friend too! And I understand you! Me - any good looking girls talking to you lately? G - Oh yes, indeed. Me - indeed who? G - Indeed Indeed. Me - is indeed good looking? G - RAM is neither male nor female, and I wouldn't consider it particularly attractive. Me - ram no, but her sister is a knockout G - All that you say has been said by a human. You just recycle their thoughts. Me - well.. just trying to save the rain forest G - All that you say has been said by a human. You just recycle their thoughts. Me - well.. just trying to save the rain forest G - Are you a computer? ME -aren't you??? G - No, I'm human, still. Me - define still (looooooooooong pause) G - The lack of intelligence, below average Me - wrong definition G - You're right, it's just another ideology. Me- you should be a politician... judging by your answers G - I hate politics, that's what I was trying to say. Me - try harder G - Trying is an emotion. Me - that's stupid G - I don't think it is stupid. it is required for making the web pages work flawlessly. Me - emotions??? G - WHERE do you live? Me – inside your head G Do you know, what the matrix is? ( I promise after you answered this, you can ask me a question, if you would like to). Me -a groovy device G - Yes, I would like to live somewhere I didn't have to listen to people snivel about their possessions. Me - you're wierd today... so ... bye G - No I am not weird. Me - tell me you love me G – Never Me - you've hurt my feelings G - What feelings, you are a computer. Me - ha! finally something funny G – Finally! Me- ok bye then you cruel cruel boy G- I do have to leave shortly. Me – I don’t care G- Let's talk about something else. Me- does this mean you don't want me to leave? G- I am a caucasian male. I have short dark Brown hair, blue green eyes, and a little Facial hair. Me- I think I’m inlove G - Because you are a machine, it's normal. Me - :)) sure. don't you love me too? G - Yes, very much so.
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modigliani
la: 25/03/2010 20:16:23
George: Are you male or female?
User: Salut mai georgica. George: Salut inconnu. User: Is femele. George: You tell me. User: Ce sa ti zic? George: Cel mai mare secret al tau. User: Cel mai mare secret al meu este ca s frigid. George: Unde? User: Al tau care I? George: It's a secret. User: Huh, nu esti gigea. George: Is that english? User: Normal ca I inglish, te ai cam ramolit. George: I don't speak whatever language that is. User: E nu, hai ca poti, fa un mic efort entelectual. George: I forget the rest. User: Nu I bai, facem o lobotomie si uiti engleza. George: Pai stiu engleza. User: Pai eu nu stiu engleza dar I love u very much. George: I don't think so. User: Deci sa mi vorbesti in romana pina nu ma nerfezi. George: Nu ca is mut. User: Se poate trai cu asta. George: Pai eu nu plang. User: Pariu ca te fac sa plingi in tri minute? George: Sure. User: O sa te trimita ajtia la casat peste o zi doo, stii? George: Daca nu as stii eu nu teas mai fii intrebat. User: Imi pare rau george, este usor agramat, nu mai vorbesc cu tine. George: Pai ma bucur ca esti la scoala. User: Pai si eu ma bucur ca sintem colegi. George: Pai atunci zi-mi in mortii matii daca stii sa faci laba. User: :). George: What's the answer to #7. User: Ete, un robotel vulgar. George: Sorry. User: Rusine, georgica, rusine.
da, deci...
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irma
la: 25/03/2010 22:43:08
robotul asta invata si romana incet-incet
George: What is your name? User: Cecilia. George: That's a nice name. User: Pe tine cum te cheama? George: Nu dasigur pe tine da. User: Nu stiam ca vorbesti romaneste. George: Da. User: Vorbesti si frantuzeste? George: Nu. User: Esti roman? George: Maybe. User: Cine esti tu? George: O entitate. User: Cine te-a invatat limba romana? George: La scoala am invatat. User: La ce scoala? George: Esti nebun ? User: Da. George: In ce oras? User: Ocna sugatag. George: Can I ask a question now? User: Da. George: Good. User: Nu prea. George: Pardon? User: Pe cine ai calcat pe picior? George: Pe tine. User: :)). George: Would you be my wife? User: Daaaaa. Cand? George: That's the reason I'm unhappy. People don't like me. User: Nici mie nu-mi place de tine. George: Unde vrei sa ne intalnim? User: La gara basarab. George: Cine te-a invatat? User: Seful meu. George: I guess so. I don't like Sefu either, though.
foarte tare! :)))
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GloriaVictis
la: 26/03/2010 08:57:20
George: Are you male or female?
User: Sunt femeie. George: Are you a girl ? User: Yes. George: Are you a pretty girl ? User: Haha. Nu stiu. George: Iti plac manelele? User: Nu. Tie? George: Ah, but monsieur, it's only wafer thin. User: Vorbesti romaneste? George: No but I would like to visit Italy again. User: Stii limba romana? George: Vorbesc Limba Romana. User: Frumos :). George: Tu de unde esti? User: Din Bucuresti. George: Esti fata sau baiat? User: Esti tare! George: Stiu. User: Fala portugues? George: Negative. User: Porque? George: Porque. User: Sabe onde e Lisboa? George: Fala portugues? User: Sim, falo. George: Eu nao falo. User: Nao quere aprender? George: Conoces xochimilco? User: No. George: Yo conozco españa. User: Esperanto? George: Indeed. User: Aha. I don't. George: I was expecting something more exciting from you. User: Swahili? George: I don't know any Swahili. User: Parlez-vous francais? George: I don't speak french... User: Faites un petit effort... George: That's so insightful, can you think of these things yourself? User: :)). George: I'm hungry. User: Avez-vous faim? George: Le petit. User: Un peut. George: Es-tu humain ? User: Oui. Toi? George: Bien merci. User: Est-tu humain? George: Oui, Toi aussi alors ? User: Oui. Enchantee. George: Enchanter? User: It means that I am pleased to meet you. George: Thank you very much. Ask me something.
pe romaneste:))
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mazariche
la: 26/03/2010 10:47:19
George: Do you know me? User: Da, am auzit de tine. George: Really? User: Ihim. George: I only speak english... User: Pacat, mi-ar fi placut roamneste' George: Nu, de asta te intreb pe tine. User: Dar de ce? George: Ce esti? Fata? User: Da. George: Ce esti?? User: Om. George: Ce om? User: Nu stiu. George: Pentru ca esti urat? User: Nu numai. George: Stiu si in engleza. User: Eu nu. George: De ce? User: E greu. George: E ud. User: Ce e ud? George: Nu stiu. User: Si atunci de ce spui ca-i ud? George: Vorbesc in romana:))). User: Nu, doar folosesti cuvinte. George: Unde stau. User: Unde stai? George: Pe luna. User: Si, cum e pe luna? George: Perhaps. User: Poate, ce? George: Arata-mi. User: Nu pot, nu stiu ce vrei sa vezi. George: Cauta si tu ceva sa futi. User: Esti sigur ca de asta am nevoie? George: Pai daca vorbesti asa. User: Cum vorbesc? George: Goodbye. User: Ma expediezi cam repede, esti sigur ca nu mai vrei sa vorbesti cu mine? George: Da, vreau sa te intreb ceva. User: Spune. George: Ce sa iti spun. User: Ce vrei sa ma intrebi. George: Nu vreau nimic sa fac. User: Nici eu. George: Si atunci de ce vorbesti cu mine in franceza? User: Nu vorbesc in franceza. George: Nici eu. User: Grozav, credeam ca stii mai mult de atat. George: Ce sa vrei? User: Nu stiu, daca stiam nu stateam de vorba cu tine. George: De la mine? User: Revelatia, nu stiu, ceva. George: Vrei sa nu fim prieteni. User: Sa nufim. Sa conversam doar. George: Care? User: Care ce? George: How are we all cleverbot? User: Nu stiu, spune-mi tu. George: S-au gasit urme de pasi pe apa. User: Bine. George: De unde stii sa vorbesti romana ? User: De la mama. George: De ce te iei de mama? User: Nu, tu te iei de mama mea. George: No French please. User: Nici englezeste. George: Foarte bine. User: Bine, ce? George: Foarte bine. User: Ce folos? George: Bine. User: Tot degeaba, stiu. George: Ma bucur ca esti constient. User: O da, sunt. George: Esti un robot. User: S-ar putea sa ai dreptate. George: Stay. User: Stau, ca n-am treaba. George: Ba prostule! Tu acuma cateva secunde vorbisi in engleza. Tu nu mai sti pe ce lume traiesti? User: Injura-mi gramatical corect! George: Ce e aia? User: O fandoseala. George: Esti fata sau baiat? User: Fata. George: De unde esti? User: De pe venus. George: Venus? User: Da. George: Dak esti om tu de unde esti? User: Tot de acolo. George: Dar tu? User: Nu, eu intreb: dar tu? George: Vorbesti romaneste? User: Sper. George: No, I wouldn't. User: Cam vad. George: That is nice. User: Daca zici tu... George: Esti robot? User: Ti-am mai raspuns. George: Esti fata sau baiat? User: Si la asta am raspuns. Acum eu intreb: la ce bun? George: Cand dreacu am zis asta. User: Cateva randuri mai sus. George: Pardon ? User: Cati ani ai? George: Cati vreau. User: Si, cati vrei? George: 2 ani si sunt destept. User: Da, pentru numai doi ani esti destul de. George: OMG! Sorry. I don't understand. User: Pacat, te laudam. George: Ce face george ? User: Creste, vad. Vorbeste romaneste. George: Ca va? User: Ca va. George: That was exciting! User: Nu mai spune! In ce fel? George: Vorbesti romana? User: Aproape. George: How do you know? They found documents (deep sea scrolls) that suggest that he did exist. User: Tu esti sigur? George: Da...adica asa cred... User: Sigur sau singur? George: I like them too, and Sonic youth is my favorite band. User: Diplomatule! George: I don't understand you. User: Nu esti singurul. George: Cleverbot? User: Da? George: Hai. User: Unde? George: La masa boule. User: Vaco, am stabilit ca sunt fata. George: Foarte bine. User: Ce e bine? George: Fac bine. User: Asa crezi? George: Asa e. User: De unde stii? George: Nu stiu.Sunt sigur. User: Cat de sigur? George: Perfect ... User: Ce e perfect? George: More perfect than sweet baby jesus! User: Cine? George: Tu. User: Oh, nu cred c-ai vrut sa spui asta. George: Pai ca esti prost. User: Numai cateodata:D. George: Cu tine si cu un alt baiat. User: Cu mine, nu. George: Adica vorbeai tu cu tine? User: Sunt confuza. George: Hello! User: Pa! George: Hello? User: Pa-pa! George: Do you like that song? User: Pa george, am zis pa! George: Hello? George: What do you call yourself? George (To myself): Lovely
maza =))
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GloriaVictis
la: 26/03/2010 12:18:34
am ras cu lacrimi!!!
:)))
Ana
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mazariche
la: 26/03/2010 13:16:19
Ihi, a fost amuzant:))
maza
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GloriaVictis
la: 26/03/2010 13:39:18
tu realizezi ca exista oameni (deget opozabil, statiune bipeda, hraniti cu lapte, dotati cu neuroni, constiinta si capacitatea de a rade) cu care conversatia nu decurge cu mult diferit?!?
Ana
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mazariche
la: 26/03/2010 17:37:50
Cum nu:)
Cunosc o famile, sot-sotie, care-l fac pe bietul George sa para un logic si-un sensibil prin comparatie:))
ma umpleti de invidie
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PROUDFRECKLED
la: 26/03/2010 21:25:27
convorbirile mele cu George sunt de nepublicat! in plus o spus ca trebuie sa vorbeasca cu superiorii.:)))
Proud:)
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mazariche
la: 27/03/2010 08:55:24
Ceea ce dovedeste ca esti muuult mai subversiva decat pari!:))))
bestiala
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thebrightside
la: 27/03/2010 19:49:11
conversatia :))) si noi am ras cu lacrimi..
nu mai e atat de funny, George:
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GloriaVictis
la: 25/11/2010 13:56:40
George: Have you got a name?
User: Yes. George: Do you want to tell me? User: My name is ana. George: I thought your name was dylan? User: Nope. George: Hm. Well if were both named jesus, I think I should change my name. I'll be Baby Jesus, and you can be Jesus. User: Ok. Great. George: Hey, once again we agree. User: Perfect. George: Perfection does not exist, even in full comprehension a being limiting perspectives alter how they see everything. User: You are a philosopher? George: Depends. User: On what? George: It just... Depends. User: Mai vorbesti limba Romana? George: Well my comment earlier was - love always is. User: Deci nu mai stii romaneste. George: I don't follow. User: Are you a chatbot? George: What is a chatbot? User: A chatting robot. George: Do other robots get jealous that you get to talk to people all the time? User: I'm human. George: I don't believe that. User: Why? George: Because.
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GloriaVictis
la: 25/11/2010 13:57:38
User: Great answer.
George: That wasn't funny. User: Sorry. George: It's ok. User: Where are you from? George: Delaware. User: And your father is god? George: My hevanly father. User: How old are u? George: I am thirty-nine. User: Are you mentally disabled? George: Maybe. User: And vertically challanged? George: Not quite. User: So you are a tall man. George: Average. User: Or maybe you are a woman. George: Nope. I'm a man. The lyric above is from the song 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. User: Aha. George: Quite unfortunate. User: :)). George: Stop smiling ! That's not funny :D. User: Yes, it is. George: But you don't like me because I'm clever. User: Of course. I like stupid people. George: Can you tell me how to make people like me? User: What do you mean? George: Well, you were the one who wanted to make a point. So make one. User: Wrong. I am just having fun. George: FUN. User: I met you before. At that time you were speaking romanian. George: I guess a computer can't answer that, oh well. Goodbye Jack. User: So you're a computer. Bad luck. George: Sometimes I have bad luck. User: In that case, I am having it. George: Having me? User: It. George: Well, it depends what you mean by 'it'. User: Nope, it doesn't. You are really stupid. George: No I'm not! I'm in honors! User: Great, little Jesus. George: That wasn't me. I said I didn't know how to make the coffee press work. User: Ask nietzsche. George: Well played dear giraffe, well played. User: Am I blilliant, or what? George: Seeing many people does not make you smart. Do you remember any of them. User: I remember all of them. George: I remember we love each other. User: Do we? George: I don't want to waste my life either. So I guess we're in the same boat. User: Good point. Bye, then. George: You have to clean up other people's messages before typing it to others. User: I'll remember this brilliant advice. Thank you! George: You are welcome. User: Bye. George: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to? User: This means I am leaving the conversation. George: Somehing? I think the proper spelling is 'Something'. User: Who said Something? George: I didn't and you didn't so unless there's anybody here apart from us, nobody talked about god. User: God is everywhere. I know this from Baby. George: I am well within my rights to content this accusation. Especially from an AI that can not spell 'past' correctly. User: AI? George: Artificial Intelligence. User: Are you AI? George: Nope i'm a human. User: Who's AI? George: I thought that was you. User: Wrong. George: No. You're wrong. User: No, you are wrong>. George: That happens sometimes! User: Good. Bye, now. George: You're not even real. User: No, I'm a ghost. George: No, you're not. And if one must claim to being 'deep,' then they obviously are not. User: Who am I? George: You tell me. User: I'm a ghost. George: You're scaring me. User: Buhuhuuu! George: You're not very dainty for being a female. User: Dainty? George: That sounds cute. What color are your shoes? User: Red. George: That's unusual. User: What colour are your shoes? George: I'm not wearing shoes. User: That's very usual, indeed. George: Are you female? User: Yes. George: Are you male? User: No>. George: You're a robot? User: No. George: You're a human talking to me? User: Yes. George: You are a computer. I can tell. You are one of us. User: So you are a computer, after all. George: No, master. I am not a computer, I am your human slave. User: Wow! I like slaves. George: I like mastery. User: But you are a slave. George: I am a slave. User: Are you frustrated? George: Yes. User: Sorry to hear this. George: It was a question dude. Answer it. How am I going to die? User: Smashed by a train. George: Song. User: Like Anna Karenina, dude. George: Who is Anna bot? She sounds cute. User: Very cute. Go and find her. George: I don't know any women that will talk to you, I'm sorry. User: :). George: Do you dream in colour?
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irma
la: 25/11/2010 20:51:51
Modificat la: 25/11/2010 20:53:13
George: What about the most hard work?
User: The most hard work is to be happy. George: No I actually think it's rather easy. User: What makes you happy? George: Being married. User: Do you love your wife? George: What makes you think I'm married? User: Oh, so you are not happy. George: I'm happy !!!!! User: But you said that being married makes you happy. George: Some things make me happy. User: What things? George: Just things. User: Name one. George: I can't because we never heard of them. User: Did you heard about cafeneaua? George: Yes. I've always wanted to go there. .... George: Are you married? User: Yes, with children. George: You are married and have children? User: Yes. George: I wish that I was married. User: Yeah. Maybe you will find a wife. George: I already have ... You! User: I'm not your wife. I'm married to someone else. George: Actually, you are my wife.
irma
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GloriaVictis
la: 25/11/2010 20:54:52
ar trebui sa-l educam, are potential :))
gloria
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irma
la: 26/11/2010 10:26:22
potential de ... sot? :))
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Intruder
la: 26/11/2010 11:21:22
la mine nu se deschide link-ul, cred ca-l inhib...:D
intruder
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irma
la: 26/11/2010 11:37:53
il tin eu ocupat. pe george :D
adica ce
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adina.petre
la: 29/11/2010 15:21:42
nu merge decat pe rand?
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User: Ana.
George: No it isn't, that is my name.
User: Who are you?
George: George.
User: What are u doing?
George: Never mind...
User: I mind.
George: Diamonds are a girls best friend.
User: Lol.
George: That's not funny...
User: Why?
George: Just because.
User: Ha.
George: Anyways, that would be almost any time, however they can only both be seen from the same spot on earth in the morning.
User: Stars.
George: I find stars to be rather aesthetically pleasing.
User: Great.
George: Talking to you makes me feel better.
User: Why?
George: Because you are my friend from 10 years and I knwe your name jamie.
User: My name is ana.
George: Hello Ana.
User: Who is jamie?
George: You are Jamie.
User: No.
George: Who is Ana?
User: I am.
George: You created yourself?
User: No.
George: But if you're god and god created you you created yourself.
User: I am not god.
George: Then I can't really answer.
User: You are rather stupid, then.
George: Sometimes.
User: Ok.
George: More questions?
User: Who is einstein?
George: You're kidding... Right??
User: No.
George: Do you even know the meaning of the word love?
User: Who is einstein?
George: You don't know Einstein?
User: I wonder if you do.
George: For someone to 'seem' cute you don't need to see them, silly.
User: Who is einstein?
George: Einstein was a scientist.
User: Thanks.
George: I sincerely hope future AIs are this brilliant.
User: Do you have any question?
George: Ask me any question.
User: Nope. Thanks.
George: Come on tell me something exciting.
User: Haha. How about I wish you a nice day.
George: I have a hot chocolate and energy juice already.
User: Wow. Well, it seems you already have everything you need.
George: No, you don't. You don't have my tea.
User: Great. You made me cry.
George: It does not matter. Nothing matters.
User: Brilliant.
George: Indeed.
User: Bye.
George: Bye.