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Andre - macro-dude
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Guinevere
la: 11/05/2006 22:41:19
(la: TRANCANEALA NEARISTOCRATA - REPRIZA A DOUA) Eu le vreau la macro-dude
ca altfel le faci prea crude! Popcoarnele cand sunt verzi le mananci si lacrimezi... :o)
Seriously, dude, GET A LIFE!.
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first_vampgirl
la: 09/12/2006 10:54:40
(la: Bataie de joc la Cluj-Napoca) Seriously, dude, GET A LIFE!...sunt alte probleme mai importante in CN decat UDMR-ul...nu e de mirare ca toti tinerii pleaca...pacat
ah...eu iubesc dudele! mmmm....
ar fi o familie regala ...suculenta! :P dau numai la participanti ca n-am pentru toata cafeneaua!!! nu suntem in America. acolo...omu' si duda, omu' si duda.
adminul ne-a pus la dispozitie Salonul Veveritelor, adica biroul dumnealui...nu-i chiar oval ca m-am batut cu picky si latu intr-o seara, ne-am izbit de peretzi...daaaar are tapet nou cu veveritze in shpilhozen!!! tot adminul m-a uns Maestru de Ceremonii...cine vrea sa vada cucuiul de la sabia cu care m-a izbit in cap, 3 euro minutul. cine vrea sa pipaie, 12 euro, cine vrea sa si-l miroasa 16 euro. cine saboteaza concursul va fi impuscat. eu am voie, ca am certificat de la Obregia si-s dilimache. punct.
"cate-o duda de persoana"
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cosmacpan
la: 17/04/2008 15:07:43
(la: Generaţia Microsoft sau moftul cel de toate zilele ) Auzi intrusule, daca tot se da cate o duda io l-as lua pe printul Duda pa post de ecuson la poarta... ca tot este-n top cu rating mare si uite asa ma fac si io o anexa de casa regala.
si acu, stau si ma intreb, cum o dat ailalti laptele si cornutele de ca n-ar da si astoa stickuri si-asa sunt ghiozdanele cat casa. lasa bnre sa se bucure si copii ca au ceva pe care nu-l pot folosi, ca dupa ce le-o da stckuri trebe sa le cumpere si calculatoare bag seama ca ala nu merge nici la prajitorul de paine si nici la frigero. Siropul de dude e mai bun decit apa plata.
De ce apa plata?
"Si ce iese dintr-o fata insamantzata cu dude???"
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Intruder
la: 07/05/2009 23:12:24
(la: ingeri fara sex) nu stiu dar se cheama c-au incercat.
...aia cu dudele...decat nimic...?!!! "Unde se duc iubirile cand se duc?" - viziunea asta de tip CFR sau Posta Romana, e o eroare logica. iubirile nu vin precum trenul ci sunt efectul unor intalniri mai mult sau mai putin providentiale. iubirile acestea nu se "duc" ci raman in sufletele noastre. nici macar nu se transforma.
cat despre comentariu... "In minoritate nu te pui niciodata singur! Mai esti si ajutat, ca sa nu spun impins...Cat despre singuratate-agresivitate...Cand esti singur pur si simplu (tu cu tine insuti), nu ai de ce si cu cine sa fii agresiv. Cand esti singur intre multi, poti deveni. Nu justific, inteleg. [...]" - mie mi se pare o duda cat casa si ca n-ai inteles decat lucrurile nesemnificative. e un obicei prost al celor care citesc chestii superficiale dar au pareri. "[...] Presupunand ca SO era cafegiul negru (ca sa nu spun oaia :))si ca toti ceilalti sunt albi-corecti, buni etc, atitudinea cea mai potrivita a albilor e sa CORECTEZE si nu sa amplifice. [...]" - SO nu era nici "negru" si nici "alb" ci doar "iesit in decor". nu ai ce corecta la un asemenea individ. e prea batran si sigur pe prostiile din capul lui ca sa mai accepte o schimbare. sunt sigur ca va gasi un grup facut din oameni ca el, la fel cum si tu iti vei gasi unul in final. "[...] Si apoi, in cafenea mai exista si alte efecte...oculte. Sau cauze...In fine..." - ... tot din colectia de dude... Oameni cu Carte, precum si atenti observatori ai fenomenului "Romanul-ne-iesit prin lume", mi-aati facut cinstea de-a-ncerca ochii a-mi deschide. Multumindu-le tutuLora pt. efort, m-ar ajuta mult in zbaterea-mi catre Cunoastere, daca i-ati raspunde foarte pe scurt lu' Papadie-"al nostru" la urmatoarele:
1. daca homosexualitatea are o explicatie genetica stiintific dovedita, care este secventa genetica afectata, pe care cromozom este ea localizata si cine si cand a descoperit aceasta corelatie. 2. daca homosexualitatea este un raspuns al Naturii la suprapopulatie in cadrul unei specii biologice, de ce-ar apare ea ca fenomen reactional numai la specia umana. P.S.: era suprapopulatia umana o problema acum 2-3000 de ani, cand apar primele marturii despre H-sexualitate ca fiind perceputa drept o plaga sociala? 3.daca n-ati citit partea din Istoria Spartanilor cu referire la problema abordata, de ce n-ati face-o? Poate pt c-ar dovedi ca spartanii masculi nu erau - ad integrum - mutanti genetic, ci mai degraba educational? 4. daca ridicandu-mi "vocea" impotriva tolerantei fata de-un fenomen pe care-l consider nociv pentru un adolescent in formare inseamna ca sunt de fapt un reprezentant inconstient al fenomenului (recte, sunt poponar chiar eu, dar inca nu mi-am dat seama) atunci ii invit pe cei ce-au sarit de c... in sus, sa le ofere/impuna copiilor Lor un picut de cocaina/rachiu/tabac fara grija, dat fiind faptul ca "gena adictiei" a fost si ea dovedita ca fapt stiintific. Cam de-odata cu cea a homosexualitatii. (ras mic si-nfundat...de padure...). 5.scuze 6.daca bunicii domniilor lor care ne predica astazi toleranta catre homosexualitate n-ar fi fost atat de retrograzi( in a nu o fi-nteles, acceptat si-implicit-incurajat), poate n-am fi avut azi deosebita placere de-a le citi comentariile. Caci, statistic, exista o sansa ca domniile-lor sa nu se fi nascut. Deloc. 7. si-ar mai fi...dar s-o lasam precum cazu'. Altfel, io'...bine, ceea ce va doresc si D-voastra. Asa-i!
Ce-ar fi ca mergand la piata sa nu poti cumpara un mar de-un leu decat platind vreo 14 lei pentru un cos intreg, tras in tzipla, ce contine obligatoriu pe langa marul respectiv o para, o corcodusa, trei mere padurete, aguride, un dovleac si-o duda? Si asta pentru ca, vezi-doamne, trebuie incurajata si productia de dovleci, desi nimeni nu-i cere... Nu cred ca legea cererii si a ofertei functioneaza bine in cazul CD-urilor si iar nu cred ca cei care creaza muzica n-ar prefera sa-si vanda cu un leu de-un milion de ori un mar, in loc sa stea la mana intermediarilor care ne vare pe gat de douashcinci de mii de ori acelasi mar, dar intr-un fortuit cos de 14 lei, si asta ca sa faca ei profit, pe munca altuia si pe nervii nostri.
La arme si la limbi, Cetateni si Cetatzence
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papadie67
la: 17/10/2003 23:04:22
(la: Veti vota pe 19 octombrie?) Io' mi-s ruman si-asa i-as' ... si i-as'... pe-unguri de nu s-or videa. Da' stau si ma gandesc la Ianczi, amicu' meu: ce dobitoc!
...de ce si-o fi ales el, frate, sa se nasca intr-o familie unde mama-tata-frate-sora-si matusa aia cocosata, toti i-au vorbit numa' in pasareste toata viata si uite-acuma, boul da Ianczi, cand il dadui in judecata pt neste dude ce-mi lipseau la socoteala, a' dracului nu pricipeste si nu ciripeste-o iota. Dracu' l-a pus s-aleaga sa se nasca cetatean roman, desi e ungur, neam de neamu' lui pe-aceasi tinda, de fro' mie-doi ani si trei luni, de cand l-a lepadat 'nea Sfantu' Istavan, imparatu', pe marca de Bihar, or something. Si asta-mi aminteste de Nelutzu', tot un pretin, care vorbit-au romaneste neam da neamu' lor, da' l-a pus naiba sa se nasca dincolo de Tisza, si-acuma-i tradator si japita si prost, ca nu-ntelege bozgoreasca lor in tribunale! ps: nu vreau sa fiu inteles gresit...Constitutia din '91 a fost o cacialma iar "reparatiile" de maine o turta de balegar cu o stafida-doua-n motz, de momeala pt. cine-i prost sa le inghita impreuna! Da' nu-mi fac griji, momeala prins-a' ntotdeauna... Pe omu` respectiv il cheama Spencer Tunick. Se gasesc pe web multe poze realizate de el.
Coincidenta este ca domnia sa a fost motivul unui schimb de replici in lista de discutii Fotopro, intre mine si un fotograf american, mai putin prezent pe net - pentru ca uraste computerul - si anume Bruce Esbin. Intii imi scrie Bruce: =========================== Spencer Tunick, he is the DUDE!!! When someone is able to get 450 naked women to pose for them in Grand Central Station in NYC, then they are the greatest photographer in the world. Until someone is able to do this on the Moon then his title will remain. =========================================== La care eu raspund: > I am very curious to see what pictures it have made... > > His site is ... I have not words... go here: > http://www.spencertunick.com/individuals.html > > It is an idiot... This pictures are made by a groggy man... I cannot > believe. > Best regards, > > Dinu ============================================= La care Bruce: Though I was making a joke about Tunick being the "world's greatest photographer". All joking aside however I do think he is a great photographer, and I'll tell you why. Photography as you know is just a tool that allows people to see many different things in a two dimensional world, a world that despite being two dimensional still enables us to experience the image on a high information level. For me the genius of what Tunick does is showing the Homo-Sapien species as group of animals without the usual protective barrier of clothing in different and varied environments. Very interesting environments at least for me. Buenos Aires, New York City, Antarctica, Vienna, St. Petersburg, etc. all juxtaposed with a single naked human form or in huge naked groups. It is strangely interesting because it is something we would never see otherwise especially the groups. In that sense it is art because it allows us to see something very unique and thought provoking on the nature of being human. Some people could say anyone with a camera could take a picture of a naked person outdoors, and they would be right, however let them try and go through the effort to organize the large groups of people and get the permission of international city governments as Tunick succeeded in doing. So for me Tunick is far from being an "idiot" or a "groggy man". For me he is a genuine artist with a nice sense of humor who is exploring the human form in an interesting way through the use of photography. ========================================== Replica mea este: > All that you write here is a good sense and true. Seeing so, it is OK. > > But... the light, the composition, the color, the perspective, the art? > > I need only a idea, only a concept? I do not need any professional sense of the light? > > I believe that you understand me... > > When I see a picture, I give in my mind notes for technique, art ( > composition) and idea. > > 0+0+10/3=3,3... ======================================= Si Bruce continua: Sometimes the technique is secondary to the concept, sometimes the technique is the concept. What I've found refreshing with Tunick's photography is his relative lack of obvious technique, the almost snapshot like quality of his pictures, as if he just showed up accidently with a Ricoh G1 loaded with color negative film and just snapped a shot of this strangeness before him. This is what gives it power, the utter banality of technique. ============================================================ Asa ca si intre profesionisti parerile sunt impartite. Succesul comercial al lui Tunick este insa imens. Mie personal nu imi place ce face. Asta nu conteaza desigur. Am vrut sa vedeti insa dincolo de usile inchise cam cum gindesc fotografii...sau unii dintre ei. Dupa mine, talent este sa iei o cizma si sa o fotografiezi, si sa para mai atragatoare si mai sexy decit o playmate, nu sa umpli o gara cu o suta de femei goale si sa faci glamour. ...a fost un gest jalnic, care mie mi-a produs un gust amar...Sa ne mai miram atunci ca in urma cu ceva ani Campeanu l-a propus...presedinte? Ce vremuri mai traim! Interesante de-a binelea!
Cred ca e atata invalmaseala in capul bietului mioritic, ca nu stie ce sa mai creada! Radu Duda, un actoras de mana a saptea, si ginere de complezenta, sclifosit si cu aere de pidosnic, altoit pe langa guvern cu misiunea de a "machia" imaginea Romaniei pe afara, are la dispozitie un fond mai mult generos pentru treaba asta...Dar postul se clatina in urma remanierii, si destui grei din partid "l-au vrut" pe Duda prin alte coclauri...presiunea era mare! Trebuia facut ceva, ma-ntelegi, papadie? Hai ca ti-am dat de gandit, prietene...
ceasul al doisprezecelea
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Lacrima lui Iisus
la: 23/02/2004 10:23:52
(la: Lia Roberts candidata la presedintie) O sansa vine doar odata . cine crede altfel e mamaliga necoapta de dat la curcani si baroni .Si chiar la cei cu turnuletze si Ferrari si lebede,la suedezi si aventurieri desperado-canadieno-americani-romani-ca groapa cubana de deseuri si gunoi fetid
Pentru a fii macar de acum incolo-Presedinta Tarii Romania- si macar pentru a rupe crima si minciuna si ploconul intr-o scurta pauza-presedinta Tarii-trebuie sa mai existe pe ici pe colo -un popor si oTara.Se va vedea?SI criminalii dar si noi asteptam cu frica raspunsul in acest an la aceasta.Si un site pentru dna Roberts-sa-i fim alaturi nu numai 2 miloane de ci cati au mai ramas oameni crestini in Tara care l-a mai blestemat odata si pe AL.Cuza de a murit prin straini si i-a luat foc si vagonul mortuar.. Asta e de fapt problema , mai este si altcineva in Tara decat Razvan Teodorescu ,Sararii amindoi si cei care taie Adio Europa si emisunile de carte pina la 0-??Asteptam doar filme la TVde genul program Arte-ora 21.45-ora Romaniei-marti 24 februarie-de-la francezi??de la cehi ,de la unguri ,de la croati sau de la tungusi sau de la Ambasade?De la Regele care l-a tradat pe maresalulAntonescu si a abdicat acum a doua oara?Asta e un nenorocit-nu un nefericit-Majestate sa stii asta si s-o inghiti complect cand iti va veni ceasul ,acolo sub o cruce la Curtea de Arges-pt.turisti straini -nu pentru romani.Nici actorul Radu Duda ca printz" nu mai poate scrie o piesa credibila pentru ca sa te mai spele e cazul sa se faca ODATA LUMINA!Cu Tara si "noi" si ai nostrii-nu ai lor , cei de sub crucile de marmora alba de sus din Seban Voda(ne-au produs un nou cimitir!! sau tinerii cu ochii cascati la existenta sau emigrare sau disperare si psihiatrie.Nu mai stie nimeni oare ca Adevarul-te face liber.Si minciuna -porc,capra raioasa,scarba de posedatsi e a Divolului?Ortodocsi printre catolici santem si ultimii prosti din Europa.printre neamuri? de cand se traduce "jew" prin "jidan"(termen insultator)?
N-am intentionat sa jignesc pe nimeni si nu stiam ca "jidan" e un termen insultator; daca e imi cer scuze. Cum s-ar traduce atunci? --- ca n-am un dictionar englez-roman la indemina. Dupa cite stiu eu: hebrew = evreu israeli = israelian jew = ? (eu credeam jidan---corectati-ma) jewish = de religie ? Citez mai jos pentru cei ce au timp sa citeasca din Oxford English Dictionary: oed jew | more Jew (d3(j)u:), sb. Forms: Sing. 3 Gyu, 4 Giu, Gyw, Iu, Iuu, Iuw(e, Ieu, Ieuu, Ieu3, 4-5 Iwe, 4 (6 Sc.) Iow, 4-7 Iewe, 5 Ieue, 5-6 Iue, (Ive), 4-7 Iew, 7- Jew. Plur. 2 Giwis, 3 Giws, Gius, Gyu(e)s, 3-4 Gywes, Giwes, Geus, 4 Iuu(e)s, Iuwis, Iow(e)s, Ioues, Iewis, -ys, -us, 4-5 Iuwes, 4-6 Iues, 4-7 Iewes, 5 Iuys, 6 Sc. Iowis, Iouis, 4-7 Iews, 7- Jews; beta. 4 Iuen. [ME. a. OFr. giu, gyu, giue, earlier juieu, juiu, jueu:-L. iudaeum (nom. -us) Jew (cf. Fr. dieu, ebreu:-L. deum. hebraeum); in later Fr. juif, fem. juive. L. iudaeus was a. Gr. iota-omicron-upsilon-delta-alpha-iota--omicron-sigma-, f. Aramaic y'hudai, corresp. to Heb. y'hudi Jew, f. y'hudah Judah, name of a Hebrew patriarch and the tribe descended from him. (The OE. equivalent was Iudeas Jews, Early ME. Iudeow, Iudew: see JUDEW.)] 1 a A person of Hebrew descent; one whose religion is Judaism; an Israelite. Orig. a Hebrew of the kingdom of Judah, as opposed to those of the ten tribes of Israel; later, any Israelite who adhered to the worship of Jehovah as conducted at Jerusalem. Applied comparatively rarely to the ancient nation before the exile (cf. HEBREW sb. 1), but the commonest name for contemporary or modern representatives of this group, now spread throughout the world. The word `Jew' is also applied to groups, e.g. the Falashas in Ethiopia, not ethnically related to persons of the main European groups, the Ashkenazim and the Sephardim. C. 1275 Passion our Lord 351 in O.E. Misc. 47 Pilates hym onswerede, am ich Gyv penne? A. 1300 Cursor M. 3944 (Cott.) O sinnu etes neuer Iuu [v.rr. ieuu, iew]. A. 1300 Cursor M. 11072 (Cott.) It halus bath Iu and sarzine. C. 1310 in Wright Lyric P. (Percy Soc.) 100 Ich holde me vilore then a Gyw [rimes bowe, trowe, now]. C. 1340 Cursor M. 4532 (Trin.) Therynne a iewes childe we fonde. C. 1340 Cursor M. 18579 (Trin.) And namely leue herof no iwe For al pus dud pei wip ihesu. 1387 TREVISA Higden (Rolls) VI. 385 Charles Grossus was i-poysoned of a Iewe [v.r. Iuw]. A. 1400 Pistill of Susan 2 That was a Ieu3 ientil, and Ioachin he hiht. C. 1440 Promp. Parv. 266/2 Ive, judeus. 1530 PALSGR. 235/1 Jue a man of jurye, jvif. 1572 Satir. Poems Reform. xxxi. 173 Mair nor in Jurie dois the Jow. 1596 SHAKS. Merch. V. III. i. 61 What is the reason? I am a Iewe; Hath not a Iew eyes? 1615 G. SANDYS Trav. 52 His mother a Iew both by birth and religion. 1775 SHERIDAN Rivals II. i, She shall have a skin like a mummy, and the beard of a Jew. 1820 BYRON Blues I. 77 You forget Lady Lilac's as rich as a Jew.1940 AUDEN Another Time 116 He [sc. Sigmund Freud] Was taken away from his old interest To go back to the earth in London, An important Jew who died in exile. 1956 I. MURDOCH Flight from Enchanter ix. 126 `Of course, you realize that I could rescue you with my little finger,' said Mrs Wingfield. `I'm as rich as a Jew!' 1970 R. D. ABRAHAMS Positively Black iii. 76 The Englishman is arrogant and overbearing, the American is a check-writing millionaire who doesn't mind the cost, the Jew tries to push down the entry price into heaven. 1970 Times 28 Jan. 10/4 At the heart of the matter lies the rabbinical definition of a Jew: a person born of a Jewish mother, or a person who has converted to Judaism according to rabbinical law. 1974 J. R. BAKER Race xiv. 234 From the traditional religious point of view, a Jew was a person born of a Jewish mother, but this formula suffers from the defect that the defined word is included in adjectival form in the definition. The same flaw occurs in part of the new definition enacted by the Israeli Parliament in..1970, according to which a person is a Jew if he or she is the offspring of a Jewish mother or has been converted to the Jewish faith by the Orthodox Rabbinate or by the Rabbis of the Jewish Reform Movement or by the Rabbis of the Jewish Conservative Movement. plural. C. 1175 Lamb. Hom. 9 Alswa hefden pe giwis heore sinagoge. C. 1250 Old Kent. Serm. in O.E. Misc. 26 Hi..askede wer was se king of gyus pet was i-bore. C. 1250 Old Kent. Serm. in O.E. Misc., 26 King of geus. A. 1300 Cursor M. 142 O pe Iuus [v.rr. iewes] and moyses. A. 1300 Cursor M. 19129 (Gott.) Thar badd pai iuen suld paim 3eme. A. 1340 HAMPOLE Psalter xxvii. 5 The iowes sloghe crist. 1387 TREVISA Higden (Rolls) VIII. 53 That he schulde doo pe Iewes [v.r. Iuwes] out of Engelond. 1482 CAXTON Trevisa's Higden (Rolls) IV. 369 The Iuwes accused Pilatus to Tiberius. 1533 GAU Richt Vay 30 Ve prech Iesu Christ crucifeit, sclander to the Iowis and folie to the gentils. 1548-9 (Mar.) Bk. Comm. Prayer (Coll. Good Friday), Haue mercy upon all Iewes, Turkes, Infidels, and heretikes. 1611 BIBLE 2 Kings xvi. 6 At that time Rezin king of Syria..draue the Iews from Elath. 1619 SANDERSON Twelve Serm. (1632) 2 In Rome there lived in the Apostles times many Iewes. 1710 etc. [see FALASHA]. 1776 GIBBON Decl. & F. xv, The same..abhorrence for idolatry which had distinguished the Jews from the other nations of the ancient world. 1968 L. ROSTEN Joys of Yiddish 142 Relentless persecution of Jews, century after century, in nation after nation, left a legacy of bitter sayings: `Dos ken nor a goy.' (`That, only a goy is capable of doing'). 1971 B. MALAMUD Tenants 50 The Jews got to keep us bloods stayin weak. 1974 J. R. BAKER Race xiv. 232 In various parts of the world today there are communities that practise the Jewish faith in one form or another, but are ethnically distinct from the Jews of Europe and North America. gen. plur. A. 1225 Ancr. R. 394 Uorto acwiten ut his leofmon of Giwene honden. A. 1225 Juliana 62 Ant poledest pinen ant passiun purh giwes read on rode. A. 1300 Cursor M. 4532 (Cott.) Thar in a Iuen child [Trin. iewes childe] we fand. C. 1300 Cursor M. 19289 (Edin.) The iuwin folc felune. C. 1300Cursor M. 21696 (Edin.) Mang pe Iuwis lede. C. 1350 Childh. Jesus 616 (Matz.) Giwene children feole..Him siweden. C. 1449 PECOCK Repr. III. iii. 291 If Cristen preestis weren Iewen preestis. 1653 GREAVES Seraglio 150 In the Kings Seraglio, the Sultana's are permitted to employ divers Jewes-women about their ordinary occasions. b Jew's eye: proverbial expression for something valued highly. 1592 G. HARVEY Pierce's Super. 85 A souerain Rule, as deare as a Iewes eye. 1596 SHAKS. Merch. V. II. v. 43 There will come a Christian by, Will be worth a Iewes eye. 1833 MARRYAT P. Simple ii, Although the journey..would cost twice the value of a gold seal, yet, that in the end it might be worth a Jew's eye. 1844 WILLIS Lady Jane I. 212 From dome to floor, Hung pictures..Each `worth a Jew's eye'. c Black Jew (see quot. 1967); also = FALASHA. 1807 C. BUCHANAN Jrnl. 4 Feb. in Christian Res. in Asia (1811) 192 The resident Jews are divided into two classes, called the Jerusalem or White Jews; and the Ancient or Black Jews. The White Jews reside at this place [sc. Cochin]. The Black Jews have also a Synagogue here; but the great body of that tribe inhabit towns in the interior of the province. A. 1817 T. DWIGHT Trav. New-Eng. (1823) III. 174 The black Jews in Hindostan. 1822 Imperial Mag. IV. 358 A copy of the Hebrew Pentateuch..found in one of the Black Jews' Synagogues, at Cochin. 1843 J. C. MAITLAND Lett. from Madras xviii. 178, I told him about the first preachers, the Black Jews, the Syrian Christians, &c. 1892 G. M. RAE Syrian Church in India x. 150 These black Jews are converts to the faith from among the people of the land. 1907 I. ZANGWILL Ghetto Comedies 155 The black Jews..surrounded by all those millions of Hindoos. 1930 H. NORDEN Africa's Last Empire 185 The black Jews among whom he works. 1964 [see FALASHA]. 1967 D. T. KAUFFMAN Dict. Relig. Terms 77/1 Black Jews, in India, term applied to brown-skinned Jews to distinguish them from a group known as `White Jews'. Sometimes used also for Negro Jewish groups. 1974 J. R. BAKER Race xiv. 232 The Falasha or `black Jews' of Ethiopia are members of the Aethiopid subrace, a hybrid taxon. d A ship's tailor. Hence also jewing vbl. sb. and ppl. a. Naut. slang. 1916 Chambers's Jrnl. May 278/2 They [sc. ships' tailors] were still known as `jews'. 1916 Chambers's Jrnl., May 278/2 The term `jewing', as sewing is still called. 1945 TACKLINE Holiday Sailor x. 102 There was the `Jewing-bloke', who undertook tailoring repairs. 1945 TACKLINE Holiday Sailor, x. 102 The `Jewing-bloke' had a rather ancient Singer sewing machine, bought when ashore at Alexandria with..pay in his pocket. 1946 J. IRVING Royal Navalese 100 A sailor-tailor is known as a `Jew'. 1962 GRANVILLE Dict. Sailors' Slang 66/1 Jewing firm, ship's tailoring `firm' run by one or more ratings who repair and make clothing. 2 a transf. and offensive. As a name of opprobrium: spec. applied to a grasping or extortionate person (whether Jewish or not) who drives hard bargains. In medieval England, Jews, though engaged in many pursuits, were particularly familiar as money-lenders, their activities being publicly regulated for them by the Crown, whose proteges they were. In private, Christians also practised money-lending, though forbidden to do so by Canon Law. Thus the name of Jew came to be associated in the popular mind with usury and any extortionate practices that might be supposed to accompany it, and gained an opprobrious sense. 1606 Sir G. Goosecappe V. i. in Bullen O. Pl. III. 77 If the sunne of thy beauty doe not white me like a shippards holland, I am a Iewe to my Creator. 1700 BP. PATRICK Comm. Deut. xxviii. 37 Better we cannot express the most cut-throat dealing, than thus, You use me like a Jew. 1830 COLERIDGE Table-t. 16 May, Jacob is a regular Jew, and practises all sorts of tricks and wiles. 1844 D. KING Ruling Eldership II. i, It is undesirable..that he pass in the commercial circle for what is there termed a Jew.1846 Swell's Night Guide 123/1 Jew, an overreaching fellow. C. 1861 E. DICKINSON Poems (1955) I. 160 'Twould be `a Bargain' for a Jew! Say-may I have it-Sir? 1906 J. M. SYNGE Lett. to Molly (1971) 31 What have I done that you should write to me as if I was a dunning Jew? 1920 T. S. ELIOT Ara Vos Prec 14 The jew is underneath the lot. Money in furs. 1931 T. R. G. LYELL Slang 428 Why waste your time asking him for a subscription? He's a perfect Jew where money's concerned. 1944 Britannica Bk. of Year 693 In March 1943 there were tirades from Bangkok radio against the `Jews of Siam' (probably Chinese), who were accused of profiteering. 1952 G. BONE Came to Oxf. xi. 34 There is a curious fallacy, rather wide-spread, that a borrower of money is an innocent and hapless person, while a lender is a shark, a harpy, a `Jew'. 1964 H. BROTZ Black Jews of Harlem iii. 54 Occasionally the Black Jews forget they are Jews when complaining about the fact that `the Jews' own all or most of Harlem! b A pedlar. In this use not depreciatory. 1803 G. COLMAN John Bull III. ii. 32 Here is two poets, and a poll-parrot, the best image the Jew had over his head, over the mantle-piece. 1963 E. MCBAIN Ten Plus One (1964) iv. 42 There was a guy who used to come around to the door selling stuff, and my mother called him `The Jew'... For her, `Jew' was synonymous with pedlar. 1970 J. H. GRAY Boy from Winnipeg 43 For us, however, `Jew' was just another generic word that often included the peddlers who were Greek or Italian. When we scrounged bottles it was to sell to `the Jew', who was anybody that came along buying junk. 3 attrib. and Comb. a attrib. or as adj. That is a Jew, Jewish, as Jew boy, butcher, girl, man, pedlar, physician, trooper (such expressions now mainly in offensive use but not originally opprobrious); of or relating to Jews, as Jew bill, hatred, toll. b objective, similative, etc., as Jew-drowning, -hater, Jew-dear, adj.; Jew-like adj. and adv., -looking adj. 1765 BLACKSTONE Comm. I. x. (1793) 375 Very high debates about the time of the famous Jew-bill; which enables all Jews to prefer bills of naturalization in parliament, without receiving the sacrament. 1796 P. COLQUHOUN Treat. Police of Metropolis (ed. 3) vi. 125 Jew Boys..go out every morning loaded with counterfeit Copper, which they exchange for bad Silver, to be afterwards coloured anew, and again put into circulation. 1817 M. EDGEWORTH Harrington iii. 45 Mowbray easily engaged me to join him against the Jew boy; and a zealous partizan against Jacob I became. 1873 TROLLOPE Eustace Diamonds II. liii. 361 You used to be very wicked, and say he was once a Jew-boy in the streets. 1929 D. H. LAWRENCE Let. 10 Oct. (1962) II. 1208, I do hate John's Jewish nasal sort of style-so uglily moral... Spring doesn't only come for the moral Jew-boys-for them perhaps least. 1948 J. BALDWIN in Commentary Oct. 334/2 Jules Weissman, a Jewboy, had got the room for me. 1954 Jewboy [see IKEY sb. and a.]. 1959 N. MAILER Advts. for Myself (1961) 50 Jewboy, blond Jewboy Wexler perched by the cellar window, tackling Japs with machine-gun bullets. 1968 Daily Mail 9 Feb. 3/3 Angry viewers rang the BBC last night to complain about an `anti-Semitic' remark on the TV programme Softly, Softly. In last night's episode..the detective tells the man: `You always were a great one for putting things in your wife's name, Bob, just like a Jewboy heading for bankruptcy.' 1972 Observer 7 May, Mrs Lane Fox dismisses what she calls the country set, who call their children `the brats', talk about `thrashing them into shape', support Enoch Powell and still refer to `jew boys'. 1974 New Society 3 Jan. 11/2 A car's desirability also creates the opposite reaction, in that envy is easily turned to resentment and aggression towards, for instance, the `jewboy', the `poser', the `toffee nose' and the `business classes' who sport expensive and powerful cars. 1849 W. S. MAYO Kaloolah (1887) p. viii, Oil, garlic, salt fish, and Jew brandy. 1613 PURCHAS Pilgrimage (1614) 213 Thus you see the Iew-butcher had need be no botcher, but halfe a Physitian in Anatomizing. 1755 J. SHEBBEARE Lydia (1769) I. 274 [He] must have had this jew-craft among his reasons for endeavouring to naturalize the Jews. 1899 A. WHITE Modern Jew 122 There are many instances of the drollery of *Jew-drowning in the annals of monkish historians. 1796 E. WYNNE Diary 11 Dec. (1937) II. ix. 139 Before having ever seen us she declared that we were all excepting the youngest, like little crows and Jew girls. 1930 E. POUND XXX Cantos x. 45 Wives, jew-girls, nuns. 1971 B. MALAMUD Tenants 50 Jewgirls are the best whores. 1899 Westm. Gaz. 18 Sept. 2/2 The nature of the wounds roused amongst the *Jew-haters the old story of the blood sacrifice. 1898 Nat. Rev. Aug. 807 Outside Russia, Jew hatred is a matter with which Governments have no direct concern. 1808 COBBETT Pol. Reg. XIII. 172 Through the means of a jew-like commerce with the revolted slaves. 1905 JOYCE Let. 29 Oct. (1966) II. 127 For a Jewman it's better than having to bathe. 1922 JOYCE Ulysses 336 I'll brain that bloody jewman for using the holy name. 1938 W. B. YEATS John Kinsella's Lament in London Mercury Dec. 114 Though stiff to strike a bargain Like an old Jew man. 1771 SMOLLETT Humph. Cl. 20 Apr. Let ii, I was cheapening a pair of spectacles with a Jew-pedlar. 1731 Gent. Mag. I. 403 Dr. Bass, a noted Jew Physician in St. Mary Axe. A. 1680 BUTLER Rem. (1759) II. 84 And crucify his Saviour worse Than those *Jew-Troopers, that threw out, When they were raffling for his coat. c Special Combs.: Jew-bail, insufficient bail, `straw-bail'; 'Jew-baiting sb. = Ger. Judenhetze, systematic harrying or persecution of Jews; so Jew-bait v. nonce-wd., Jew-baiter, Jew-baiting a.; Jew-bush, a euphorbiaceous plant of the genus Pedilanthus; Jew-cart (see quot.); Jew-lizard, a large Australian lizard, Amphibolurus barbatus; Jew plum = OTAHEITE APPLE; Jew Tongo, a language spoken among Bush Negroes in Surinam, possessing a structure largely derived from West African languages and a vocabulary largely derived from English. 1785 GROSE Dict. Vulg. T., Jew Bail. 1797 MARY ROBINSON Walsingham IV. 283 He..did the deep ones with Jew-bail, till they were up to the trick. 1892 Sat. Rev. 18 June 700/2 [He] is always going about Jew-baiting and to *Jew-bait with pen or sword. 1883 Pall Mall G. 19 Nov. 3/1 [They] are now in full possession of the case of the German jew-baiters against the Jews. 1907 I. ZANGWILL Ghetto Comedies 85 She's honest... She won't fall back on the old Jew-baiter. 1945 W. S. CHURCHILL Victory (1946) 145 Julius Streicher, most notorious of Jew-baiters, was captured by the Americans. 1960 C. DAY LEWIS Buried Day vi. 116 The same herd instinct that produces Teddy Boys, Jew-baiters and Ku-Klux-Klansmen. 1974 G. MITCHELL Javelin for Jonah xi. 133 Benjy was unlucky enough to fall foul at school of a ring of young Jew-baiters. 1883 Evening Post (N.Y.) 21 Apr., The Jew-baiting in Germany; the bloody persecutions in Russia. 1898 Nat. Review Aug. 807 In the Empire of the Tsar..Jew-baiting is a matter of high State policy. 1922 JOYCE Ulysses 202 Shylock chimes with the jewbaiting that followed the hanging. 1939 Ann. Reg. 1938 203 The brutalities began on April 23, and it was clear that the scheme of Jew-baiting had been worked out in readiness for the `Anschluss'. 1969 J. MANDER Static Soc. iii. 99 The American, however ugly, is no Jew-baiting Gauleiter. 1830 LINDLEY Nat. Syst. Bot. 105 The Jew Bush, or Milk plant. 1840 MARRYAT Poor Jack xviii, Then we have what we call Jew Carts, always ready to take [stolen] goods inland, where they will not be looked after. 1847 LEICHHARDT Jrnl. iii. 89 A small Chlamydophorus (*Jew lizard of the Hunter [River]) was also seen. A. 1884 J. SERVICE Thir Notandums (1890) 205 From beneath a log the green Jew-lizard, or the iguana peeps. 1913 W. HARRIS Notes Fruit & Veg. in Jamaica 18 The Jew Plum..was introduced to Jamaica in 1782 and again in 1792. 1920 W. POPENOE Man. Tropical & Subtropical Fruits iv. 156 Jew-plum is another name for the ambarelle, used in Jamaica. 1971 Caribbean Q. XVII. II. 14 Different name, same referent..golden apple/Jew plum/pomme-citerre. 1933 L. BLOOMFIELD Lang. xxvi. 474 Two creolized forms of English are spoken in Suriname (Dutch Guiana). One of these.., more divergent from ordinary types of English, is known as Jew-Tongo. 1968 W. J. SAMARIN in J. A. Fishman Readings Sociol. of Lang. 666 Amerindian pidgins... Saramakan (Jew Tongo, Ningre-Tongo). d Genitival Combs.: Jews' apple, a name for the Egg-plant or its fruit; Jews' frankincense, a plant of the genus Styrax, or the resin obtained from it (storax or benzoin); Jews' houses, name given to the remains of ancient tin-smelting furnaces in Cornwall; Jew's letter, a text inscribed in Hebrew upon a phylactery, regarded as the outward symbol or badge of a Jew; Jews' lime, a synonym of Jews' slime (see below); Jews' mallow, a name for Corchorus olitorius (N.O. Tiliaceae), one of the plants from which the fibre called jute is obtained, used as a pot-herb in Egypt, Syria, and other countries; Jews' money, a popular name for ancient Roman coins found in some parts of England; Jews' myrtle, a name for Butcher's Broom, and for a variety of the common Myrtle; Jews' pitch, Jews' slime, names for asphalt or bitumen (cf. Gen. xi. 3); Jews' thorn = Christ's thorn (see CHRIST 5); Jews' tin, name for lumps of tin found in ancient smelting-furnaces (Jews' houses) in Cornwall. 1884 MILLER Plant-n., Solanum esculentum, Jew's-Apple, Mad-Apple... S. Melongena,..Egg-plant, Jew's-Apple. 1760 J. LEE Introd. Bot. App. 315 Jew's Frankincense, Styrax. 1851 Illustr. Catal. Gt. Exhib. 162 In the reign of King John, the mines [were] principally in the hands of the Jews..remains of furnaces, called *Jews' houses, have been discovered, and small blocks of tin, known as Jews' tin, have..been found in the mining localities. 1589 R. HARVEY Pl. Perc. (1860) 32 Iewes letter scrible scrable ouer the Copurtenaunce of a mans countenaunce. 1598 FLORIO Worlde of Wordes To Rdr. A vj, A fouler blot then a Iewes letter..in the foreheads of Caelius and Curio. 1731-3 MILLER Gard. Dict. s.v. Corchorus, Jews Mallow, ..sown in great Plenty about Aleppo as a Pot-herb, the Jews boiling the Leaves of this Plant to eat with their Meat. 1887 MOLONEY Forestry W. Afr. 289 `Jews' Mallow' or `Jute' (Corchorus olitorius, L.)-Annual. This is one of the species that affords the well-known fibre of commerce called `Jute'. 1577 HARRISON England II. xxiv. (1877) I. 360 Some peeces or other are dailie taken vp, which they call Borow pence, Dwarfs monie..*Iewes monie, and by other foolish names not woorthie to be remembred. 1856 N. & Q. Ser. II. I. 432/2 In some parts of Kent it [Ruscus aculeatus] is called `*Jews' Myrtle'; and it is the popular belief, that the crown of thorns..was composed of its branches. 1756 P. BROWNE Jamaica 40 Asphaltum, Jew's pitch. 1816 TINGRY Varnisher's Guide (ed. 2) 1 Asphaltum..issues in a liquid form from the bottom of the lake Asphaltis in Judaea; and hence the name of Jew's pitch. 1607 TOPSELL Four-f. Beasts 188 Iewes lime drunk in water..prescribed for a remedy of this euill. 1639 HORN & ROB. Gate Lang. Unl. x. Sect.104 Salt-peter, brimstone, Jew's slime, patrol, bole-armoniak,..are called mineral juyces. 1597 GERARDE Herbal Index, Iewes thorne, that is Christs thorne. III. xxvi. 1153 This shrubbie thorne Paliurus was the thorne wherewith they crowned our Sauiour Christ. 1851 Jews' tin [see Jews' house]. Jew, jew, v. colloq. [f. JEW sb. (sense 2).] trans. To cheat or overreach, in the way attributed to Jewish traders or usurers. Also, to drive a hard bargain, and intr., to haggle. Phr. to jew down, to beat down in price; also transf. Hence 'Jewing vbl. sb. These uses are now considered to be offensive. 1824 C. HARDING Diary 29 Apr. in Sketch (1929) 75 He is a country clergyman; and, from his Jewing disposition, I should judge he had more taste in tithes than pictures. 1825 Constitutional Adv. (Frankfort, Kentucky) 15 Dec. 3/1 We hope, for the honour and character of the state, that neither the legislature nor the people, will Jew the items of expence. 1833 L. DOW Dealings of God (1849) 189 If they [sc. the Jews] will Jew people, they cannot flourish among Yankees, who are said to `outjew' them in trading. A. 1845 BARHAM Ingol. Leg., Bro. Birchington lxv, Is it that way you'd Jew one? 1847 W. IRVING Let. 30 Apr. in Life & Lett. (1864) IV. 19 Some mode of screwing and jewing the world out of more interest than one's money is entitled to. 1848 W. BAGLEY Let. 14 Mar. in N. E. Eliason Tarheel Talk (1956) 279, I Jewed old Galloway down to 1.50 for ploughs. 1851 H. MAYHEW London Labour I. 368/1 Some of the ladies in the squares..sets to work Jewing away as hard as they can, pricing up their own things, and downcrying yourn. 1854 D. G. ROSSETTI in Rossetti Ruskin, Rossetti, etc. (1899) 15 But as to his doings And jawings and jewings, William brought me the news. 1870 Congress. Globe 7 July 5340/1 This bill supposes that Congress..is ready to commence jewing down the pay of its General. 1872 Chicago Tribune 14 Oct. 8/2 The prices [for lodging] asked vary-the lodger being generally asked as much as it is thought he will give. If he jews, he will get it for comparatively little. 1883 G. M HOPKINS Let. 6 Dec. (1938) 195 You will I know say..that Jew is a reproach because the Jews have corrupted their race and nature, so that it is their vices and their free acts we stigmatise when we call cheating `jewing'-and that you mean that Disraeli in 1871 overreached and jewed his constituents. 1891 Daily News 2 Nov. 7/3 He'd take care he didn't `Jew' him again.1897 [see HIGHLAND a. 2 b]. 1908 Dialect Notes III. 324 Jew, to beat down the price. `I tried to jew him, but he wouldn't jew.' 1926 Market Growers Jrnl. 1 July 3, I make my retail prices about half way between grocery store wholesale and retail prices, and do not stand for any `jewing' down. 1937 Scribner's Mag. Apr. 25 Thought we might get the divorce a little under fifty dollars. Maybe we might jew the young man down. 1939 A. POWELL What's become of Waring v. 140 Then we can meet again and jew each other down. 1946 W. G. HAMMOND Remembrance of Amherst 121 Both here and at the mountain top we were unmercifully jewed for all the refreshments. 1947 L. Z. HOBSON Gentleman's Agreement i. 9 Now she was describing the large new house she and Dick wanted to buy. `Did you close the sale on the old place?' Mrs. Green asked. `Not yet. That cheap Pat Curran keeps trying to Jew us down.' 1968 L. ROSTEN Joys of Yiddish 142 Just as some Gentiles use `Jew' as a contemptuous synonym for too-shrewd, sly bargaining (`He tried to Jew the price down,' is about as unappetizing an idiom as I know), so some Jews use goy in a pejorative sense. 1970 R. LOWELL Notebk. 69 This embankment, jewed-No, yankeed-by the highways down to a grassy lip. 1971 R. THOMAS Backup Men xxi. 184, I say how much and he says this much and I say it's not enough so we jew around with each other until we make a price. 1972 Harper's Mag. May 83 Jew the fruitman down for his last Christmas tree. 1972 New Society 11 May 301/1, I got jewed down..over the cheap offer. De ce unii traiesc aventuri, si eu nu? Plecarea mea din Romania nu a avut nimic aventuros, s-a facut in forma plecarii la studii (doctorat).
Si in primul rand as vrea sa stiu ce inseamna 'pe vremea noastra'? Eu de cand m-am nascut si pana acuma am trait tot timpul in vremea mea, nu am reusit decat sa-mi imaginez trecutul (vremea lui bunica) si chiar arhi-trecutul (epoca pietrei slefuite). Viitorul, oricat mi l-am imaginat a fost dezmintit ulterior de evenimente. Si ca sa revin la aventura mea ... care lipseste. (Mai multa aventura am avut in adolescentza, cand mergeam cu prietenii pe santiere arheologice, si plecam seara din tabara sa culegem dude sau prune de pe marginea drumului, si ni se facea inima cat un purice sperand sa trecem neobservati de cainii ciobanesti de la stana.) Dorinta mea foarte arzatoare (din cauza temperamentului) a fost sa plec de acasa. Mi-ar fi convenit sa am si eu o cocioaba in care sa fiu sefa peste viata si destinul meu (conform poeziei: "pun ibricu, fac cafea/ sunt cucoana-n casa mea" - "balada chiriasului grabit" de Topârceanu (parca!)). Dar neavand mijoace financiare (deh am fost si noi saraci, ca bugetarii (necorupti) din toate timpurile) si avand un frate (la a carui dorinta de independenta s-a gandit bunica lasandu-i mostenire gasoniera ei) parintii au ajuns la concluzia ca 'lasa ca tu stai cu noi, ca mai bine-i asa, pentru o fata'. Din pacate tendintele mele evazioniste m-au incordat in 'lupta de clasa', si in loc sa fiu o fiica dulce si devreme acasa, am ajuns cam acra si alergand dupa ultimul troleibuz. Ce n-as fi dat eu atunci sa fiu lasata sa plec de acasa, spre a vedea lumea cu muschii mei, dar nici macar in pragul facultatii n-a vrut mama sa ma lase sa plec (de ce sa pleci ca avem tot ce vrei si in oras la noi, si mai bine iti este). La asa atac logico-reznoabil n-am putut opune nici un argument acceptabil, si am capitulat, am ramas acasa inca 5 ani. Totusi, mi s-a pus in vedere ca daca vreau sa plec de acasa numai la studii in strainatate voi avea voie. Si deci am acceptat cu seninatate o oferta de bursa la doctorat in UK, fiindca era singura sansa de a fi altundeva decat in domiciliul parintesc. Daca m-ar fi 'lasat' sa fac facultatea la Iasi sau Bucuresti, probabil ca azi as fi locuit in Romania. Ce-am simtit intai ? Incantare (primul zbor in avion) si uimire (vacile lor sunt ca la noi dar masinile merg pe partea cealalta). Cei de la universitate au avut multa grija de mine si de celalalt 'boboc' si in plus mai erau inca vreo 10 colegi romani care m-au ajutat sa ma obisnuiesc. Dupa 3 luni ma obisnuisem cu majoritatea lucrurilor (inclusiv ploaia) si ma bucuram de libertatea dobandita, dar mi-era si dor de casa. Oamenii din Anglia sunt in general amabili si te ajuta cat pot de mult, chiar si functionarii lor sunt antrenati sa fie extrem de politicosi si amabili, sa zambeasca si sa te inteleaga. Fireste exista si exceptii. O noua dificultate a fost anul trecut cand ne-am stramutat de partea cealalta a canalului (FR). Aici am simtit in cateva locuri dezamagire (servicii mai proaste laudandu-se ca-s cele mai bune din lume), in altele incantare (standurile de mâncaruri artizanale). Oamenii din FR, desi bine intentionati si doritori sa te ajute, sunt deseori invinsi de sistem (nimeni nu stie exact cum sa te descurci cu birocratia) si multi habar n-au cum se folsesc formularele nr 357 si 4224 (numere fictive) din biroul lor, privind pe cetatenii din afara UE care vor sa traiasca si munceasca in tara lor). Greu a fost si cu cautatul unui loc de munca, sistemul se bazeaza mai mult pe 'toata lumea stie ca...' decat pe informare publica de genul 'manualul extraterestrului pentru gasirea unui post in invatamant'. Singurul ajutor dat de statul francez a fost securitatea sociala (am fost la dentist pe banii lui de vreo 7 ori). Cred ca nu asta e ceea ce ai vrut sa auzi. Nu pot sa zic c-am emigrat din anumite motive ('it just happened') sau ca a fost o aventura. Aventurile se intampla numai altora, dar nu ma plang, imi pot imagina eu cate vreau sau sa le traiesc prin paginile cartilor. ___________ nu Trecutul, nici Viitorul, ci Prezentul ...mirosul de otel incins, ulei si aburi fierbinti al locomotivei cu roti uriase in Gara de Nord. Pufaitul dublu al pompei de aer a locomotivei Mecanicul cu fata manjita rezemat in brat in ferastra locomotivei Fasii de fum trecand Nu va plecati in afara Campiile rotindu-se ca spitele unei roti uriase in fereastra rapidului. Gogosile cu dulceata, imense, pudrate cu zahar din gara Sarmele de telegraf alunecand in sus si-n jos, in sus si-n jos. Mirosul fumului de locomotiva. Cantonierii saluta trenul ce trece Sunetul cand trece trenul pe un pod Copiii goi unsi cu noroi pe malul raului Sunetul gaurii din toaleta vagonului. Nepas, -se penker, -ende, - HORRRSSS! Mirosul sapunului lichid. Clinchetul ciocanului cu maner lung pe roti dedesubtul vagoanelor Branza Lica Teiul aprins de trasnet la marginea drumului Padurea de pe dealuri... Bunica, cumparand stergare inflorate de la coperativa. Taranii cantand in carciuma Virtuosii la dramba si tambal vioara si ea prezenta... Latrina din fundul ograzii Gramada de balega din dosul grajdului, langa usita Seara in carciuma, sub lampa de gaz din tavan, povesti ,fum si rachiu... Indopatul gastelor seara in bucatarie Berzele de pe stalpul de telegraf, care mananca tot timpul fin'ca se caca tot timpul. Strabunica de 96 de ani, ce trebuie sa bea ceai de dude, ca e constipata. Are odaita ei in ograda, langa cuhnia de vara. Fragi cu smantana Pui la frigare (prins din ograda, hranit pe ulita, cu rame, baligi, samd) Ploaie de vara, fulgere, tunete, trasnete. Mirosul aerului dupa ploaie. Hrighi parfumati culesi in padure dupa ploaie Hrighi prajiti pe plita cu burta in sus, cu mujdei in ea, ca in Calistrat Hogas Ladita cu cas framantat, iute la gust, de mancat cu ma'liga si scrob Cotcodacitul gainilor, cantecul cocosilor, cardul de gaste de pe linia satului Pui, pui, pui! Bunica, chemand seara gainile de pe ulita. Pisicile miorlaind dimineata sa le dea paine cu lapte Cei doi caini jegarati ce numai ploaia ii spala... Soarecii duruind nucile in pod Hai sa ne jucam pe toloaca Du-te si vezi pe unde s-au ouat gainile sub cerdac! Ce loc plin de gainatzi! Culege niste porumbi. Incearca-i cu unghia, sa aiba lapte! Du-te si spune-i lui Mos Ilie sa puie zitzul la caruta, mergem la moara... Dimineata la mos Ilie, ciorba de fasule pestrita cu ma'liga rece Scroafa cu purcei tavalindu-se in glod Trecem cu caruta si oprim la balci... Radioul cu baterii multe. O cutie intreaga. Baterii late Vocea Moscovei in idis: Fiecare picatura de sange evreesc va fi razbunata... Cei 12 pruni dela gard si cazanul de facut rachiu... Tare mai e spinarea calului, cum sa-l pot calari? Crupa lata a calului lepadand baligi in mers Norul gros de praf ridicat de o masina intrecandu-ne Kaisersemmel (chifle crestate) proaspete la Itcani Se lasa bariera, trece trenul Taranusii in pielea goala calarind in apele limpezi ... Zornaitul prundisului in apa raului Jules Verne citit dupa amiaza pe cerdac... Batranul si maretul pom cu ciresi negre, mici si amare dela potcovarie Sina fierbinte potrivita pe roata de potcovarul negricios Potcoava fierbinte pe copita ce fumega si sfaraie Fetita potcovarului, tinuta strans intr'un cotlon, ferindu-ne de o ploaie de vara Sunetul indepartat al trenului trecand noaptea pe vale... Te-ai tras cu trenul? Te-ai tras cu tramvaiul? Nucul mosului de peste drum Manualele de fizica din grinda ale baiatului dascalitei Fantana cu lant din fata curtii dascalitei Sunetul caldarii lovind fata apei, sunetul lantului Mustata pe oala a lui badea Stefan morarul cel posac Mirosul de malai proaspat, de moara si tacanitul pietrelor de moara Batoza cu cureaua lunga de transmisie si oamenii indopand-o cu spice la treierat Mirosul de curatenie in odaia mare si sunetul pendulei Trenul departe in vale la Burdujeni vazut dela fereastra Zgomotul asurzitor al ciocanelor lovind tinicheaua Izul usturator si lacrimogen de amoniac in pisoarul public de sub tinichigerie Mirosul de masinarie noua, mirosul cauciucurilor Muzeul militar, toate sunt de culoarea prafului. Dece? Duminica a.m. la Cismigiu. Sirop cu sifon. Chefir la Buturuga. Cu barca. Pestisorii rosii Scranciobul. Tata, m-a batut ala! Descurca-te singur, pocneste-l si tu. Duminica p.m. Miting aviatic la Baneasa. Papana, Bazu Cantacuzino Luna Bucurestilor. Belinograful transmite poze prin telefon. S'a deschis Muzeul Satului. Circul Medrano Cine se teme de suferinta...va suferi de teama. draga ozzy;
Ai fost o prezenta constanta si interesanta in cafenea; fara comentariile tale entuziaste, fara acele vesnice "i love you" si "god bless you", fara povestile despre indieni si filosofiile tale, aceasta cafenea si-ar pierde mult prea mult din farmec. De fapt constat ca de la o vreme calitatea discutiilor de aici a cam scazut; sa fie oare si din pricina absentei tale? poate, asemeni lui ozzy, ai putea sa te razgandesti? iar daca esti prea suparat de actualul format, eventual sa te relansezi intr-unul nou? -- The End. -- Nu cred ca Ozzy a vrut sa spuna ca se intoarce, dar sunt de acord cu alexbrie cand spune "o prezenta interesanta".
Am citit foarte multe din subiectele de pe site, unele sunt foarte amuzante, altele sunt mult prea ridicole, restul sunt neutre. Fiindca nu am citit chiar totul, nu pot afirma ca scaderea calitatii discutiilor a scazut cu plecarea lui Ozzy. As afirma mai degraba ca se datoreaza acelor persoane care nu au nimic mai bun de facut decat sa-i besteleasca pe altii sau sa descrie cu lux de amanunte rutina zilnica, oare intereseaza cu adevarat pe cineva? Nu ar fi mai bine sa foloseasca http://www.livejournal.com/? Mi-au placut "povestile despre indieni si filosofiile" la fel cu experientele de viata prin care a trecut. Ma bucur ca nu au fost sterse. Sorana
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