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Tot despre politisti - de F16_Ghost_Rider la: 24/07/2004 13:02:50
(la: Un nou forum: "Bancuri, glume, poante...")
Sper ca nimeni sa nu se supere ca e in engleza.

Never say these things to a cop

- Hey, you must'a been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.
- Excuse me, but is "stick up" hyphenated?
- Hi Officer, do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver's license?
- You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
- "Bad Cop! No Donut!"
- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.
- You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
- Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "COPS"?
- I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
- So, uh, you "on the take" or what?
- Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!
- Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
- So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?
- Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
- When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for the video camcorder.
- Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
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... - de korny la: 06/04/2005 09:12:04
(la: muzica buna-definitie)
Trupe ca Holograf si Iris, care faceau candva muzica, trebuiau sa se retraga in glorie la timpul lor.Pana si Hi-Q face muzica mai buna decat Holograf (just kiding:), insa nu sunt departe de adevar), iar pe cei de la Iris ii compatimesc cu adevarat, pentru ca au reusit sa demonstreze ca sunt lipsiti de inspiratie (piese preluate de la trupe gen Thin Lizzy, Whitesnake).Daca trupe ca Holograf si Iris, trupe care le ascultam cu mare placere pe-o vreme, au reusit sa-mi trezeasca un sentiment de repulsie, atunci cred ca am spus totul despre muzica romaneasca.
Raman sa ascult Renaissance, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple etc..."muzica buna" nu este de ascultat?

it's just me
banc - de donquijote la: 13/09/2005 16:42:06
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "5")
a new (female) employee gets training on the assembly line for aircraft structures.
Q: do you know the difference between a screw and a rivet?
A: No, I have never been riveted.
Alan Parsons Project - Eye in - de eye in the sky la: 13/10/2005 11:21:50
(la: Versuri din melodiile voastre preferate...)
Alan Parsons Project - Eye in the sky

Don't think sorry's easily said
Don't try turning tables instead
You've taken lots of chances before
But I ain't gonna give any more
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
'Cause part of me knows what you're thinking...
Don't say words you're gonna regret
Don't let the fire rush to your head
I've heard the accusaation before
And I ain't gonna take any more
Believe me
The sun in your eyes
Made some of the lies worth believing

I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
Iam the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see any more
To know that I can read your mind, I can read your mind

Don't leave false illusions behind
Don't cry 'cause I ain't changing my mind
Soo find another fool like before
'Cause I ain't gonna live anymore believing
Some of the lies while all of the signs are deceivïng

Lenny Kravitz - Can't get you off my mind

Life is just a lonely highway
I'm out here on the open road
I'm old enough to see behind me
But young enough to feel my soul
I don't wanna lose you baby
And I don't wanna be alone
Don't wanna live my days without you
But for now I've got to be without you

I've got a pocket full of money
And pocket full of keys that have no bounds
But then I think of lovin'
And I just can't get you off of my mind

Babe can't you see
That this is killing me
I don't want to push you baby
And I don't want you to be told
It's just that I can't breathe without you
Feel like I'm gonna lose control

I've got a pocket full of money oh yes I do
And a pocket full of keys that have no bounds
But when it comes to lovin'
I just can't get you off of my mind, yeaaah

Am I a fool to think that there's a little hope
Yeah yeahhhhhheee yeah
Tell me baby, yeah
What are the rules the reasons and the do's and don'ts
Yeah yeahhhhhheee yeah
Tell me baby tell me baby, yeah
What do you feel inside?

I've got a pocket full of money
And a pocket full of keys that have no bounds
Oh yeah
But when it comes down to lovin'
I just can't get you off of my mind, yeah
I just can't get you off of my mïnd, yeah.

Everything you can imagine is real
Cranberries - de canin la: 22/11/2005 12:41:18
(la: Muzica)
No Need to Argue Lyrics

There’s no need to argue anymore
I gave all I could
But it left me so sore
And the thing that makes me mad
Is the one thing that I had

I knew, I knew, I’d lose you
You’ll always be special to me

And I remember all the
Things we once shared
Watching tv movies on
The living room armchair

But they say it will work out fine
Was it all a waste of time
Cause I knew, I knew, I’d lose you

You’ll always be special to me

Will I forget in time
You said I was on your mind
There’s no need to argue
No need to argue anymore
There’s no need to argue anymore
à propos de versurile unor melodii romanesti - de Honey in the Sunshine la: 29/06/2006 12:37:58
(la: Romania, regat al manelelor?)
" In Salonic sint masline
Dar toate cheile-s la tine" (A.S.I.A)

"I-am spus mereu nu vreau camila
Intii de toate fa-mi o vila" (A.S.I.A)

"Printul meu are titei
Pot sa fac ce vreau cu ei" (A.S.I.A) - locul 1!!!

"As vrea sa sun la tine
Dar tu esti linga mine" (Sexxy)

"Colega mea a plecat de mult
Nu mai am rabdare s-o mai ascult" (Sexxy)

"Vreau sa te intorci la mine
Fara tine-mi este bine". (Sexxy)

"Te vreau oriunde-am fost" (Selena)

"Iti amintesti cum ne-aminteam
De zilele cind ne iubeam". (Miki de la K-Pital)

"S-au irosit atitia ani fara rost" (Blondie)

"Si sint acum prea adormita
Ma uit pe geam si cad trasnita" (Uni-k)

"E fatal cum te misti superfinal" (Hi-Q)

"Patul este scena
Se ridica, se coboara
Sint mai ceva ca Ayrton Senna" (Hi-Q)
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? - W. Allen
umor australian - de proletaru la: 07/01/2009 12:18:27
(la: Spatiu pentru tavalit de ras)
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns ,Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it.
Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees.
Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is .
oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross,
straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )

A: You are a British politician, right?

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name.
It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.
Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the
male population? ( Italy )

A: Yes, gay night clubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.

Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in
Kings Cross*. Can you help? ( USA )

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first !
mah cristinica - de nyx la: 23/05/2011 19:31:59 Modificat la: 23/05/2011 19:35:55
(la: De partea cealaltă a geamului (Cristina Nemerovschi, Sânge satanic, Herg Benet, 2010))
vezi ca nu stii sa scrii nietzsche si nici kierkegaard;

mah, io jtiu sa scriu si scriu cum vrea pula mea, intelegi?
pe de-o parte ca-mi permit, si pe de alta (frate!) ca ce zic io aci la sezatoare nu-i tiparit la herg benet ori la humanitas.

sa videm ce-i tiparit, deci, la herg benet, in primele paijpe pagini.

- "cea mai minunata fiinta" - cand "minunat" n-are grad de comparatie.
- "o curvă mai normală" - dovada ca nu jtii ce ii alea grade de comparatie si vorbesti intuitiv cum te-a invatat mamica.
- "Am inceput sa headbanguiesc"
- "cerul se crapă ușor de ziuă" - la asta m-am ras cu bulbuci, mandro! expresia este 'se crapa de ziua'. daca bagi 'cerul' in ea ai festelit-o.
- "Autostrada arată bengos, e ca în david lynch, pare că nici n-ar fi în românia, totul e așa dark, chiar goth, copacii sunt desfrunziţi, nu-i nici ţipenie de om " - goth, morio! si nitel linci.

- "Se eliberează un loc la ieșirea din ploiești în capătul mașinii, " - masina ierea un microbuz cu capat.

- "Trece un camion pe lângă noi, gata să ne calce. Îi arătăm muie, înjurăm. " - bine-o facut camionu ca n-o zis nimica.

- "Găsim calculatorul și ne apucăm să ne uităm la un horror" - 'ne apucam sa + verb la conjunctiv, ca orice ghiolban fara scoala.

- "vaca îi ţine calea și continuă să mugă. " - sa MUGEASCA, analfabetilor!

- hai in pula mea in casa de vacanta
- cine pula mea sa stie
- pai de ce pula nu ne-ar da-o
- da-o-n mortii ma-sii
- n-am mancat de doua zile, mortii ma-sii
(inca-s la pagina a doua!)
- ce pula mea te-as asculta
- no fucking way
- pai pula mea, habar nu am
- decent in pula mea, de parca nu i-am vazut amandoi pizda
- cat pe ce sa plecam pula mea spargem usa
- da-o-n cacat.
(sfarsit de pagina 3)
- da drumul la muzica, e hi-q. sa-mi bag pula zic
-luam alta masina, in pula mea
- zice ca n-are nici net imi bag pula zic
- imi bag pula in ea de manelista
- ii fut una
pula mea, asta n-o fi baut niciodata bere
- pula mea, cine stie ce se mai intampla
(sfarsit de pagina 4)

pentru informarea corecta a domniilor voastre, o pagina nu are mai mult de 30, treijcinci de randuri.
pe langa 'pulamea', mai exista verbul 'zice' a carui recurenta te baga-n fibrilatie.
dupa cum urmeaza:
exemplul 1:
"B. zice că vrea să-i dea muie. Zic, frate, cum să dai muie la o penalitate din asta, las’ că găsim noi o curvă mai normală în măneciu, dacă ţii neapărat. Zice că bine. Intrăm și noi în fast-food."

si inca unul, sa nu credeti ca inventez:

Îi zic că n-are nevoie de gagică, la ce-i trebuiegagică. Zice că știe, dar în cazu’ în care ar vrea una, ce fel degagică ar trebui să-și ia? Dacă dintre astea de le știm noi i se potrivește vreuna. Zic nu știu.

mai exista un cuvant fain: "baba"
doi plozi de vreo cinjpe ani se duce cu autostopu' la munte si da numa' da babe.
sa tot fie vreo zece babe cu care se saluta si povestesc.
si mai ie nijte maneliste, da' aia doar se uita contrariate, dupa spusele autorului, nu zice nimica.
nu ca ar fi fot ceva de zis, bravo manelistelor!

si jur ca tuate se intampla pana la pagina 30.

mai vreti?

- "tu esti eu (...) precreezi cu sperma mea."
- "daca cosmarurile" - caca-fonie, analfabetilor! (acuma cu aia de la hering vorbesc, sau cum le-o zice la editura...)
- "I know,sounds lame, dar ăsta e adevărul." - stii englezejte, zici?

- "cu dinţii sângerânzi"- nu merge, fata! e de os!
- "nebunia ta copilăroasă" - "copilareasca", fata. ii o deosebire. 50 de euro, ca sa ti-o zic.
- "Mă privești adesea cu ochii mari, deschiși, în timp ce dorm." - minune mare. ca te putea privi cu ochii mari, inchisi.

hai sa vedeti alt registru, si cum se trece de la pula mea la cantarea cantarilor, in al doilea capitol:
"Regină, ai apărut de nicăieri, m-ai obligat să mă nasc din nou,transfigurat, mi-ai spălat sufetul și mi l-ai umplut de păcate decare înainte nici nu știam că există. Regină, amantă perversă șipecetluitoare, vii din neguri adânci și ţi-ai găsit adăpost în mine.Sclav, mort, lipsit de substanţă, m-am scurs în ochii tăi și acumtrăiesc prin respiraţia și vocea ta. "

io am vrut a te menaja, lumea ii martora ca am declarat de la iceput ca nu am ce vorbi cu tine.
da tu nu, ca batman, batman!
nu stii romanejte, nu stii englezejte, aia de la hering nu stie nici ei.
da va agatati de ce discuta lumea la o terasa, la o cola.

garbea o fost baiat fin, asculta-ncoa.
o scris mijto si cu umor.
nu te-o desfiintat fiindca n-are temeri in ce te priveste.

cum nici io n-am.

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"curva fara scrupule" - de Intruder la: 11/12/2012 16:18:09
(la: politica'i o curva fara scrupule ?!)
e pleonasm.

mie mi s-a acrit de politica romaneasca, insa redau un articol:

Mă uit pe lista aşa numiţilor aleşi ai poporului şi mă ia cu rece pe şira spinării. Dacă poporul a putut să bage de-a valma în Casa lui borfaşi, securişti, bufoni, curve sau nebuni de legat, ce spune asta despre respectivul popor?

Dacă 66 la sută dintre alegătorii dintr-un colegiu din Botoşani au pus ştampila pe dl. Verginel Gireadă (3 ani de închisoare cu suspendare), cât de verginelă este gireada care a votat de-a-mboulea?! Cât de inocenţi sunt conaţionalii mei care au putut pune ştampila pe nişte personaje precum Ridzi sau Stan, dimpreună cu tot neamul lor de penali care, începând din ianuarie, vor face legile în ţara asta, inclusiv pe cele în materie de justiţie? !

Ce-o fi fost în capul alegătorilor din Prahova de şi-au pus în proporţie de 71 la sută încrederea într-un puşti căruia tatăl său, baron local, îi face o prezentare elocventă: "Puteam să-i fac un bar, dar are înclinaţii politice"?! Sunt zeci ca el în noul Parlament, fii şi fiice de mahări locali intraţi în Legislativul României cu scoruri aiuritoare. N-o să vă dea de băut, dragi alegători. Iar când o să vă treziţi din euforie, o să vă daţi seama că voi le veţi plăti consumaţia. Ce-or căuta ei în Parlament? Se plictiseau şi aveau nevoie de o nouă distracţie? De ce nu poate să stea liniştită "gaşca mea", ca să reformulez un refren al interpretului Sturzu de la HI-Q, intrat şi el în Legislativ cu un scor de 65 de sută? De ce ţin cu tot dinadinsul să ne reprezinte?

Asta ne este valoarea, astea ne sunt valorile politice după 20 de ani strâmbi.

"Aşa suntem noi, plagiatorii, mai votaţi", rânjeşte acum Victor Ponta la televizor, celebrând triumful zdrobitor al tupeului în România. Ce nevoie avea dl. Ponta să le arunce un scuipat gros în faţă celor care încă mai cred în onoare, muncă cinstită şi bun simţ?

Dragă minoritate tăcută şi umilită, care ţi-ai făcut studiile pe bune, care n-ai dormit nopţile pentru a-ţi trece examenele, care înţelegi să-ţi faci meseria cu onestitate fără să-ţi furi patronul sau statul, care nu crezi în şmecherie şi în fuşereală, care laşi de la tine sau care laşi loc de bună ziua, care nu ai avut ce vota duminică, cum nu ai avut ce vota nici acum patru sau opt ani, şi te încearcă gândul să fugi din ţară, trebuie să ştii că nu greşeşti: plagiatul este un furt mizerabil, care nu se şterge prin vot. Hoţia nu este o virtute, nici dacă este validată cu 99 la sută.

Şi chiar dacă o să-l scoată pe Adrian Năstase martir şi o să-l pună pe bancnota de 100 de lei, nu accepta niciodată ca cineva să ţi-o lipească pe frunte!

Florin Negruţiu - redactor-şef al ziarului Gândul
. - de ikoflexer la: 29/06/2004 19:43:36
(la: Ozzy vs LMC)
de cand se traduce "jew" prin "jidan"(termen insultator)?

N-am intentionat sa jignesc pe nimeni si nu stiam ca "jidan" e un termen insultator; daca e imi cer scuze. Cum s-ar traduce atunci? --- ca n-am un dictionar englez-roman la indemina.

Dupa cite stiu eu: hebrew = evreu
israeli = israelian
jew = ? (eu credeam jidan---corectati-ma)
jewish = de religie ?

Citez mai jos pentru cei ce au timp sa citeasca din Oxford English Dictionary:

oed jew | more
Jew (d3(j)u:), sb. Forms: Sing. 3 Gyu, 4 Giu, Gyw, Iu, Iuu, Iuw(e, Ieu, Ieuu,
Ieu3, 4-5 Iwe, 4 (6 Sc.) Iow, 4-7 Iewe, 5 Ieue, 5-6 Iue, (Ive), 4-7 Iew, 7-
Jew. Plur. 2 Giwis, 3 Giws, Gius, Gyu(e)s, 3-4 Gywes, Giwes, Geus, 4 Iuu(e)s,
Iuwis, Iow(e)s, Ioues, Iewis, -ys, -us, 4-5 Iuwes, 4-6 Iues, 4-7 Iewes, 5
Iuys, 6 Sc. Iowis, Iouis, 4-7 Iews, 7- Jews; beta. 4 Iuen. [ME. a. OFr. giu,
gyu, giue, earlier juieu, juiu, jueu:-L. iudaeum (nom. -us) Jew (cf. Fr. dieu,
ebreu:-L. deum. hebraeum); in later Fr. juif, fem. juive. L. iudaeus was a.
Gr. iota-omicron-upsilon-delta-alpha-iota--omicron-sigma-, f. Aramaic y'hudai,
corresp. to Heb. y'hudi Jew, f. y'hudah Judah, name of a Hebrew patriarch and
the tribe descended from him. (The OE. equivalent was Iudeas Jews, Early ME.
Iudeow, Iudew: see JUDEW.)]
1 a A person of Hebrew descent; one whose religion is Judaism; an Israelite.
Orig. a Hebrew of the kingdom of Judah, as opposed to those of the ten tribes
of Israel; later, any Israelite who adhered to the worship of Jehovah as
conducted at Jerusalem. Applied comparatively rarely to the ancient nation
before the exile (cf. HEBREW sb. 1), but the commonest name for contemporary
or modern representatives of this group, now spread throughout the world. The
word `Jew' is also applied to groups, e.g. the Falashas in Ethiopia, not
ethnically related to persons of the main European groups, the Ashkenazim and
the Sephardim.
C. 1275 Passion our Lord 351 in O.E. Misc. 47 Pilates hym onswerede, am ich
Gyv penne? A. 1300 Cursor M. 3944 (Cott.) O sinnu etes neuer Iuu [v.rr. ieuu,
iew]. A. 1300 Cursor M. 11072 (Cott.) It halus bath Iu and sarzine. C. 1310 in
Wright Lyric P. (Percy Soc.) 100 Ich holde me vilore then a Gyw [rimes bowe,
trowe, now]. C. 1340 Cursor M. 4532 (Trin.) Therynne a iewes childe we fonde.
C. 1340 Cursor M. 18579 (Trin.) And namely leue herof no iwe For al pus dud
pei wip ihesu. 1387 TREVISA Higden (Rolls) VI. 385 Charles Grossus was
i-poysoned of a Iewe [v.r. Iuw]. A. 1400 Pistill of Susan 2 That was a Ieu3
ientil, and Ioachin he hiht. C. 1440 Promp. Parv. 266/2 Ive, judeus. 1530
PALSGR. 235/1 Jue a man of jurye, jvif. 1572 Satir. Poems Reform. xxxi. 173
Mair nor in Jurie dois the Jow. 1596 SHAKS. Merch. V. III. i. 61 What is the
reason? I am a Iewe; Hath not a Iew eyes? 1615 G. SANDYS Trav. 52 His mother a
Iew both by birth and religion. 1775 SHERIDAN Rivals II. i, She shall have a
skin like a mummy, and the beard of a Jew. 1820 BYRON Blues I. 77 You forget
Lady Lilac's as rich as a Jew.1940 AUDEN Another Time 116 He [sc. Sigmund
Freud] Was taken away from his old interest To go back to the earth in London,
An important Jew who died in exile. 1956 I. MURDOCH Flight from Enchanter ix.
126 `Of course, you realize that I could rescue you with my little finger,'
said Mrs Wingfield. `I'm as rich as a Jew!' 1970 R. D. ABRAHAMS Positively
Black iii. 76 The Englishman is arrogant and overbearing, the American is a
check-writing millionaire who doesn't mind the cost, the Jew tries to push
down the entry price into heaven. 1970 Times 28 Jan. 10/4 At the heart of the
matter lies the rabbinical definition of a Jew: a person born of a Jewish
mother, or a person who has converted to Judaism according to rabbinical law.
1974 J. R. BAKER Race xiv. 234 From the traditional religious point of view, a
Jew was a person born of a Jewish mother, but this formula suffers from the
defect that the defined word is included in adjectival form in the definition.
The same flaw occurs in part of the new definition enacted by the Israeli
Parliament in..1970, according to which a person is a Jew if he or she is the
offspring of a Jewish mother or has been converted to the Jewish faith by the
Orthodox Rabbinate or by the Rabbis of the Jewish Reform Movement or by the
Rabbis of the Jewish Conservative Movement.
plural. C. 1175 Lamb. Hom. 9 Alswa hefden pe giwis heore sinagoge. C. 1250
Old Kent. Serm. in O.E. Misc. 26 Hi..askede wer was se king of gyus pet was
i-bore. C. 1250 Old Kent. Serm. in O.E. Misc., 26 King of geus. A. 1300
Cursor M. 142 O pe Iuus [v.rr. iewes] and moyses. A. 1300 Cursor M. 19129
(Gott.) Thar badd pai iuen suld paim 3eme. A. 1340 HAMPOLE Psalter xxvii. 5
The iowes sloghe crist. 1387 TREVISA Higden (Rolls) VIII. 53 That he schulde
doo pe Iewes [v.r. Iuwes] out of Engelond. 1482 CAXTON Trevisa's Higden
(Rolls) IV. 369 The Iuwes accused Pilatus to Tiberius. 1533 GAU Richt Vay 30
Ve prech Iesu Christ crucifeit, sclander to the Iowis and folie to the
gentils. 1548-9 (Mar.) Bk. Comm. Prayer (Coll. Good Friday), Haue mercy upon
all Iewes, Turkes, Infidels, and heretikes. 1611 BIBLE 2 Kings xvi. 6 At that
time Rezin king of Syria..draue the Iews from Elath. 1619 SANDERSON Twelve
Serm. (1632) 2 In Rome there lived in the Apostles times many Iewes. 1710 etc.
[see FALASHA]. 1776 GIBBON Decl. & F. xv, The same..abhorrence for idolatry
which had distinguished the Jews from the other nations of the ancient world.
1968 L. ROSTEN Joys of Yiddish 142 Relentless persecution of Jews, century
after century, in nation after nation, left a legacy of bitter sayings: `Dos
ken nor a goy.' (`That, only a goy is capable of doing'). 1971 B. MALAMUD
Tenants 50 The Jews got to keep us bloods stayin weak. 1974 J. R. BAKER Race
xiv. 232 In various parts of the world today there are communities that
practise the Jewish faith in one form or another, but are ethnically distinct
from the Jews of Europe and North America.
gen. plur. A. 1225 Ancr. R. 394 Uorto acwiten ut his leofmon of Giwene
honden. A. 1225 Juliana 62 Ant poledest pinen ant passiun purh giwes read on
rode. A. 1300 Cursor M. 4532 (Cott.) Thar in a Iuen child [Trin. iewes childe]
we fand. C. 1300 Cursor M. 19289 (Edin.) The iuwin folc felune. C. 1300Cursor
M. 21696 (Edin.) Mang pe Iuwis lede. C. 1350 Childh. Jesus 616 (Matz.) Giwene
children feole..Him siweden. C. 1449 PECOCK Repr. III. iii. 291 If Cristen
preestis weren Iewen preestis. 1653 GREAVES Seraglio 150 In the Kings
Seraglio, the Sultana's are permitted to employ divers Jewes-women about their
ordinary occasions.
b Jew's eye: proverbial expression for something valued highly.
1592 G. HARVEY Pierce's Super. 85 A souerain Rule, as deare as a Iewes eye.
1596 SHAKS. Merch. V. II. v. 43 There will come a Christian by, Will be worth
a Iewes eye. 1833 MARRYAT P. Simple ii, Although the journey..would cost twice
the value of a gold seal, yet, that in the end it might be worth a Jew's eye.
1844 WILLIS Lady Jane I. 212 From dome to floor, Hung pictures..Each `worth a
Jew's eye'.
c Black Jew (see quot. 1967); also = FALASHA.
1807 C. BUCHANAN Jrnl. 4 Feb. in Christian Res. in Asia (1811) 192 The
resident Jews are divided into two classes, called the Jerusalem or White
Jews; and the Ancient or Black Jews. The White Jews reside at this place [sc.
Cochin]. The Black Jews have also a Synagogue here; but the great body of
that tribe inhabit towns in the interior of the province. A. 1817 T. DWIGHT
Trav. New-Eng. (1823) III. 174 The black Jews in Hindostan. 1822 Imperial Mag.
IV. 358 A copy of the Hebrew Pentateuch..found in one of the Black Jews'
Synagogues, at Cochin. 1843 J. C. MAITLAND Lett. from Madras xviii. 178, I
told him about the first preachers, the Black Jews, the Syrian Christians, &c.
1892 G. M. RAE Syrian Church in India x. 150 These black Jews are converts to
the faith from among the people of the land. 1907 I. ZANGWILL Ghetto Comedies
155 The black Jews..surrounded by all those millions of Hindoos. 1930 H.
NORDEN Africa's Last Empire 185 The black Jews among whom he works. 1964 [see
FALASHA]. 1967 D. T. KAUFFMAN Dict. Relig. Terms 77/1 Black Jews, in India,
term applied to brown-skinned Jews to distinguish them from a group known as
`White Jews'. Sometimes used also for Negro Jewish groups. 1974 J. R. BAKER
Race xiv. 232 The Falasha or `black Jews' of Ethiopia are members of the
Aethiopid subrace, a hybrid taxon.
d A ship's tailor. Hence also jewing vbl. sb. and ppl. a. Naut. slang.
1916 Chambers's Jrnl. May 278/2 They [sc. ships' tailors] were still known as
`jews'. 1916 Chambers's Jrnl., May 278/2 The term `jewing', as sewing is
still called. 1945 TACKLINE Holiday Sailor x. 102 There was the
`Jewing-bloke', who undertook tailoring repairs. 1945 TACKLINE Holiday Sailor,
x. 102 The `Jewing-bloke' had a rather ancient Singer sewing machine, bought
when ashore at Alexandria in his pocket. 1946 J. IRVING Royal
Navalese 100 A sailor-tailor is known as a `Jew'. 1962 GRANVILLE Dict.
Sailors' Slang 66/1 Jewing firm, ship's tailoring `firm' run by one or more
ratings who repair and make clothing.
2 a transf. and offensive. As a name of opprobrium: spec. applied to a
grasping or extortionate person (whether Jewish or not) who drives hard
In medieval England, Jews, though engaged in many pursuits, were particularly
familiar as money-lenders, their activities being publicly regulated for them
by the Crown, whose proteges they were. In private, Christians also practised
money-lending, though forbidden to do so by Canon Law. Thus the name of Jew
came to be associated in the popular mind with usury and any extortionate
practices that might be supposed to accompany it, and gained an opprobrious
1606 Sir G. Goosecappe V. i. in Bullen O. Pl. III. 77 If the sunne of thy
beauty doe not white me like a shippards holland, I am a Iewe to my Creator.
1700 BP. PATRICK Comm. Deut. xxviii. 37 Better we cannot express the most
cut-throat dealing, than thus, You use me like a Jew. 1830 COLERIDGE Table-t.
16 May, Jacob is a regular Jew, and practises all sorts of tricks and wiles.
1844 D. KING Ruling Eldership II. i, It is undesirable..that he pass in the
commercial circle for what is there termed a Jew.1846 Swell's Night Guide
123/1 Jew, an overreaching fellow. C. 1861 E. DICKINSON Poems (1955) I. 160
'Twould be `a Bargain' for a Jew! Say-may I have it-Sir? 1906 J. M. SYNGE
Lett. to Molly (1971) 31 What have I done that you should write to me as if I
was a dunning Jew? 1920 T. S. ELIOT Ara Vos Prec 14 The jew is underneath the
lot. Money in furs. 1931 T. R. G. LYELL Slang 428 Why waste your time asking
him for a subscription? He's a perfect Jew where money's concerned. 1944
Britannica Bk. of Year 693 In March 1943 there were tirades from Bangkok radio
against the `Jews of Siam' (probably Chinese), who were accused of
profiteering. 1952 G. BONE Came to Oxf. xi. 34 There is a curious fallacy,
rather wide-spread, that a borrower of money is an innocent and hapless
person, while a lender is a shark, a harpy, a `Jew'. 1964 H. BROTZ Black Jews
of Harlem iii. 54 Occasionally the Black Jews forget they are Jews when
complaining about the fact that `the Jews' own all or most of Harlem!
b A pedlar.
In this use not depreciatory.
1803 G. COLMAN John Bull III. ii. 32 Here is two poets, and a poll-parrot,
the best image the Jew had over his head, over the mantle-piece. 1963 E.
MCBAIN Ten Plus One (1964) iv. 42 There was a guy who used to come around to
the door selling stuff, and my mother called him `The Jew'... For her, `Jew'
was synonymous with pedlar. 1970 J. H. GRAY Boy from Winnipeg 43 For us,
however, `Jew' was just another generic word that often included the peddlers
who were Greek or Italian. When we scrounged bottles it was to sell to `the
Jew', who was anybody that came along buying junk.
3 attrib. and Comb. a attrib. or as adj. That is a Jew, Jewish, as Jew boy,
butcher, girl, man, pedlar, physician, trooper (such expressions now mainly in
offensive use but not originally opprobrious); of or relating to Jews, as Jew
bill, hatred, toll. b objective, similative, etc., as Jew-drowning, -hater,
Jew-dear, adj.; Jew-like adj. and adv., -looking adj.
1765 BLACKSTONE Comm. I. x. (1793) 375 Very high debates about the time of
the famous Jew-bill; which enables all Jews to prefer bills of naturalization
in parliament, without receiving the sacrament.
1796 P. COLQUHOUN Treat. Police of Metropolis (ed. 3) vi. 125 Jew Boys..go
out every morning loaded with counterfeit Copper, which they exchange for bad
Silver, to be afterwards coloured anew, and again put into circulation. 1817
M. EDGEWORTH Harrington iii. 45 Mowbray easily engaged me to join him against
the Jew boy; and a zealous partizan against Jacob I became. 1873 TROLLOPE
Eustace Diamonds II. liii. 361 You used to be very wicked, and say he was once
a Jew-boy in the streets. 1929 D. H. LAWRENCE Let. 10 Oct. (1962) II. 1208, I
do hate John's Jewish nasal sort of style-so uglily moral... Spring doesn't
only come for the moral Jew-boys-for them perhaps least. 1948 J. BALDWIN in
Commentary Oct. 334/2 Jules Weissman, a Jewboy, had got the room for me. 1954
Jewboy [see IKEY sb. and a.]. 1959 N. MAILER Advts. for Myself (1961) 50
Jewboy, blond Jewboy Wexler perched by the cellar window, tackling Japs with
machine-gun bullets. 1968 Daily Mail 9 Feb. 3/3 Angry viewers rang the BBC
last night to complain about an `anti-Semitic' remark on the TV programme
Softly, Softly. In last night's episode..the detective tells the man: `You
always were a great one for putting things in your wife's name, Bob, just like
a Jewboy heading for bankruptcy.' 1972 Observer 7 May, Mrs Lane Fox dismisses
what she calls the country set, who call their children `the brats', talk
about `thrashing them into shape', support Enoch Powell and still refer to
`jew boys'. 1974 New Society 3 Jan. 11/2 A car's desirability also creates the
opposite reaction, in that envy is easily turned to resentment and aggression
towards, for instance, the `jewboy', the `poser', the `toffee nose' and the
`business classes' who sport expensive and powerful cars.
1849 W. S. MAYO Kaloolah (1887) p. viii, Oil, garlic, salt fish, and Jew
1613 PURCHAS Pilgrimage (1614) 213 Thus you see the Iew-butcher had need be
no botcher, but halfe a Physitian in Anatomizing.
1755 J. SHEBBEARE Lydia (1769) I. 274 [He] must have had this jew-craft
among his reasons for endeavouring to naturalize the Jews.
1899 A. WHITE Modern Jew 122 There are many instances of the drollery of
*Jew-drowning in the annals of monkish historians.
1796 E. WYNNE Diary 11 Dec. (1937) II. ix. 139 Before having ever seen us she
declared that we were all excepting the youngest, like little crows and Jew
girls. 1930 E. POUND XXX Cantos x. 45 Wives, jew-girls, nuns. 1971 B. MALAMUD
Tenants 50 Jewgirls are the best whores.
1899 Westm. Gaz. 18 Sept. 2/2 The nature of the wounds roused amongst the
*Jew-haters the old story of the blood sacrifice.
1898 Nat. Rev. Aug. 807 Outside Russia, Jew hatred is a matter with which
Governments have no direct concern.
1808 COBBETT Pol. Reg. XIII. 172 Through the means of a jew-like commerce
with the revolted slaves.
1905 JOYCE Let. 29 Oct. (1966) II. 127 For a Jewman it's better than having
to bathe. 1922 JOYCE Ulysses 336 I'll brain that bloody jewman for using the
holy name. 1938 W. B. YEATS John Kinsella's Lament in London Mercury Dec. 114
Though stiff to strike a bargain Like an old Jew man.
1771 SMOLLETT Humph. Cl. 20 Apr. Let ii, I was cheapening a pair of
spectacles with a Jew-pedlar.
1731 Gent. Mag. I. 403 Dr. Bass, a noted Jew Physician in St. Mary Axe.
A. 1680 BUTLER Rem. (1759) II. 84 And crucify his Saviour worse Than those
*Jew-Troopers, that threw out, When they were raffling for his coat.
c Special Combs.: Jew-bail, insufficient bail, `straw-bail'; 'Jew-baiting sb.
= Ger. Judenhetze, systematic harrying or persecution of Jews; so Jew-bait v.
nonce-wd., Jew-baiter, Jew-baiting a.; Jew-bush, a euphorbiaceous plant of the
genus Pedilanthus; Jew-cart (see quot.); Jew-lizard, a large Australian
lizard, Amphibolurus barbatus; Jew plum = OTAHEITE APPLE; Jew Tongo, a
language spoken among Bush Negroes in Surinam, possessing a structure largely
derived from West African languages and a vocabulary largely derived from
1785 GROSE Dict. Vulg. T., Jew Bail. 1797 MARY ROBINSON Walsingham IV. 283
He..did the deep ones with Jew-bail, till they were up to the trick.
1892 Sat. Rev. 18 June 700/2 [He] is always going about Jew-baiting and to
*Jew-bait with pen or sword.
1883 Pall Mall G. 19 Nov. 3/1 [They] are now in full possession of the case
of the German jew-baiters against the Jews. 1907 I. ZANGWILL Ghetto Comedies
85 She's honest... She won't fall back on the old Jew-baiter. 1945 W. S.
CHURCHILL Victory (1946) 145 Julius Streicher, most notorious of Jew-baiters,
was captured by the Americans. 1960 C. DAY LEWIS Buried Day vi. 116 The same
herd instinct that produces Teddy Boys, Jew-baiters and Ku-Klux-Klansmen. 1974
G. MITCHELL Javelin for Jonah xi. 133 Benjy was unlucky enough to fall foul at
school of a ring of young Jew-baiters.
1883 Evening Post (N.Y.) 21 Apr., The Jew-baiting in Germany; the bloody
persecutions in Russia. 1898 Nat. Review Aug. 807 In the Empire of the
Tsar..Jew-baiting is a matter of high State policy. 1922 JOYCE Ulysses 202
Shylock chimes with the jewbaiting that followed the hanging. 1939 Ann. Reg.
1938 203 The brutalities began on April 23, and it was clear that the scheme
of Jew-baiting had been worked out in readiness for the `Anschluss'. 1969 J.
MANDER Static Soc. iii. 99 The American, however ugly, is no Jew-baiting
1830 LINDLEY Nat. Syst. Bot. 105 The Jew Bush, or Milk plant.
1840 MARRYAT Poor Jack xviii, Then we have what we call Jew Carts, always
ready to take [stolen] goods inland, where they will not be looked after.
1847 LEICHHARDT Jrnl. iii. 89 A small Chlamydophorus (*Jew lizard of the
Hunter [River]) was also seen. A. 1884 J. SERVICE Thir Notandums (1890) 205
From beneath a log the green Jew-lizard, or the iguana peeps.
1913 W. HARRIS Notes Fruit & Veg. in Jamaica 18 The Jew Plum..was
introduced to Jamaica in 1782 and again in 1792. 1920 W. POPENOE Man. Tropical
& Subtropical Fruits iv. 156 Jew-plum is another name for the ambarelle, used
in Jamaica. 1971 Caribbean Q. XVII. II. 14 Different name, same
referent..golden apple/Jew plum/pomme-citerre.
1933 L. BLOOMFIELD Lang. xxvi. 474 Two creolized forms of English are spoken
in Suriname (Dutch Guiana). One of these.., more divergent from ordinary
types of English, is known as Jew-Tongo. 1968 W. J. SAMARIN in J. A. Fishman
Readings Sociol. of Lang. 666 Amerindian pidgins... Saramakan (Jew Tongo,
d Genitival Combs.: Jews' apple, a name for the Egg-plant or its fruit; Jews'
frankincense, a plant of the genus Styrax, or the resin obtained from it
(storax or benzoin); Jews' houses, name given to the remains of ancient
tin-smelting furnaces in Cornwall; Jew's letter, a text inscribed in Hebrew
upon a phylactery, regarded as the outward symbol or badge of a Jew; Jews'
lime, a synonym of Jews' slime (see below); Jews' mallow, a name for Corchorus
olitorius (N.O. Tiliaceae), one of the plants from which the fibre called jute
is obtained, used as a pot-herb in Egypt, Syria, and other countries; Jews'
money, a popular name for ancient Roman coins found in some parts of England;
Jews' myrtle, a name for Butcher's Broom, and for a variety of the common
Myrtle; Jews' pitch, Jews' slime, names for asphalt or bitumen (cf. Gen. xi.
3); Jews' thorn = Christ's thorn (see CHRIST 5); Jews' tin, name for lumps of
tin found in ancient smelting-furnaces (Jews' houses) in Cornwall.
1884 MILLER Plant-n., Solanum esculentum, Jew's-Apple, Mad-Apple... S.
Melongena,..Egg-plant, Jew's-Apple.
1760 J. LEE Introd. Bot. App. 315 Jew's Frankincense, Styrax.
1851 Illustr. Catal. Gt. Exhib. 162 In the reign of King John, the mines
[were] principally in the hands of the Jews..remains of furnaces, called
*Jews' houses, have been discovered, and small blocks of tin, known as Jews'
tin, have..been found in the mining localities.
1589 R. HARVEY Pl. Perc. (1860) 32 Iewes letter scrible scrable ouer the
Copurtenaunce of a mans countenaunce. 1598 FLORIO Worlde of Wordes To Rdr. A
vj, A fouler blot then a Iewes the foreheads of Caelius and Curio.
1731-3 MILLER Gard. Dict. s.v. Corchorus, Jews Mallow, ..sown in great
Plenty about Aleppo as a Pot-herb, the Jews boiling the Leaves of this Plant
to eat with their Meat. 1887 MOLONEY Forestry W. Afr. 289 `Jews' Mallow' or
`Jute' (Corchorus olitorius, L.)-Annual. This is one of the species that
affords the well-known fibre of commerce called `Jute'.
1577 HARRISON England II. xxiv. (1877) I. 360 Some peeces or other are dailie
taken vp, which they call Borow pence, Dwarfs monie..*Iewes monie, and by
other foolish names not woorthie to be remembred.
1856 N. & Q. Ser. II. I. 432/2 In some parts of Kent it [Ruscus aculeatus] is
called `*Jews' Myrtle'; and it is the popular belief, that the crown of
thorns..was composed of its branches.
1756 P. BROWNE Jamaica 40 Asphaltum, Jew's pitch. 1816 TINGRY Varnisher's
Guide (ed. 2) 1 Asphaltum..issues in a liquid form from the bottom of the lake
Asphaltis in Judaea; and hence the name of Jew's pitch.
1607 TOPSELL Four-f. Beasts 188 Iewes lime drunk in water..prescribed for a
remedy of this euill. 1639 HORN & ROB. Gate Lang. Unl. x. Sect.104 Salt-peter,
brimstone, Jew's slime, patrol, bole-armoniak,..are called mineral juyces.
1597 GERARDE Herbal Index, Iewes thorne, that is Christs thorne. III. xxvi.
1153 This shrubbie thorne Paliurus was the thorne wherewith they crowned our
Sauiour Christ.
1851 Jews' tin [see Jews' house].

Jew, jew, v. colloq. [f. JEW sb. (sense 2).] trans. To cheat or overreach, in
the way attributed to Jewish traders or usurers. Also, to drive a hard
bargain, and intr., to haggle. Phr. to jew down, to beat down in price; also
transf. Hence 'Jewing vbl. sb.
These uses are now considered to be offensive.
1824 C. HARDING Diary 29 Apr. in Sketch (1929) 75 He is a country clergyman;
and, from his Jewing disposition, I should judge he had more taste in tithes
than pictures. 1825 Constitutional Adv. (Frankfort, Kentucky) 15 Dec. 3/1 We
hope, for the honour and character of the state, that neither the legislature
nor the people, will Jew the items of expence. 1833 L. DOW Dealings of God
(1849) 189 If they [sc. the Jews] will Jew people, they cannot flourish among
Yankees, who are said to `outjew' them in trading. A. 1845 BARHAM Ingol. Leg.,
Bro. Birchington lxv, Is it that way you'd Jew one? 1847 W. IRVING Let. 30
Apr. in Life & Lett. (1864) IV. 19 Some mode of screwing and jewing the world
out of more interest than one's money is entitled to. 1848 W. BAGLEY Let. 14
Mar. in N. E. Eliason Tarheel Talk (1956) 279, I Jewed old Galloway down to
1.50 for ploughs. 1851 H. MAYHEW London Labour I. 368/1 Some of the ladies in
the squares..sets to work Jewing away as hard as they can, pricing up their
own things, and downcrying yourn. 1854 D. G. ROSSETTI in Rossetti Ruskin,
Rossetti, etc. (1899) 15 But as to his doings And jawings and jewings, William
brought me the news. 1870 Congress. Globe 7 July 5340/1 This bill supposes
that ready to commence jewing down the pay of its General. 1872
Chicago Tribune 14 Oct. 8/2 The prices [for lodging] asked vary-the lodger
being generally asked as much as it is thought he will give. If he jews, he
will get it for comparatively little. 1883 G. M HOPKINS Let. 6 Dec. (1938) 195
You will I know say..that Jew is a reproach because the Jews have corrupted
their race and nature, so that it is their vices and their free acts we
stigmatise when we call cheating `jewing'-and that you mean that Disraeli in
1871 overreached and jewed his constituents. 1891 Daily News 2 Nov. 7/3 He'd
take care he didn't `Jew' him again.1897 [see HIGHLAND a. 2 b]. 1908 Dialect
Notes III. 324 Jew, to beat down the price. `I tried to jew him, but he
wouldn't jew.' 1926 Market Growers Jrnl. 1 July 3, I make my retail prices
about half way between grocery store wholesale and retail prices, and do not
stand for any `jewing' down. 1937 Scribner's Mag. Apr. 25 Thought we might get
the divorce a little under fifty dollars. Maybe we might jew the young man
down. 1939 A. POWELL What's become of Waring v. 140 Then we can meet again and
jew each other down. 1946 W. G. HAMMOND Remembrance of Amherst 121 Both here and at the mountain top we were unmercifully jewed for all the refreshments.
1947 L. Z. HOBSON Gentleman's Agreement i. 9 Now she was describing the large
new house she and Dick wanted to buy. `Did you close the sale on the old
place?' Mrs. Green asked. `Not yet. That cheap Pat Curran keeps trying to
Jew us down.' 1968 L. ROSTEN Joys of Yiddish 142 Just as some Gentiles use
`Jew' as a contemptuous synonym for too-shrewd, sly bargaining (`He tried to
Jew the price down,' is about as unappetizing an idiom as I know), so some
Jews use goy in a pejorative sense. 1970 R. LOWELL Notebk. 69 This embankment,
jewed-No, yankeed-by the highways down to a grassy lip. 1971 R. THOMAS Backup
Men xxi. 184, I say how much and he says this much and I say it's not enough
so we jew around with each other until we make a price. 1972 Harper's Mag. May
83 Jew the fruitman down for his last Christmas tree. 1972 New Society 11 May
301/1, I got jewed down..over the cheap offer.

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Where were all these Q & A's when we were pregnant? - de SB_one la: 17/07/2004 22:54:43
(la: Femeia)

PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
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A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes
she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel
during labor,but pressure. Is she right?
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A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while
my wife is in labor?
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Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
A: Yes, pregnancy.

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it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice !
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Hi Mirelav, ma bag si eu.. - de Ivy la: 14/09/2004 19:00:56
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Hi Mirelav,

ma bag si eu.. Locul unde ma aflu eu nu este SUA, dar iti pot spune despre una dintre prietenele mele care e tot inginer mecanic si a reusit deci intr-o alta tzara. Ea a terminat parca in 1994, si aici cind a ajuns citiva ani nu a lucrat ca inginer mecanic. Apo s-a decis sa afle ce are de facut..a dat ceva examene, a fost extrem de perseverenta si a capatat un job de inginer mecanic. este happy, lucreaza mai mult in Los Angeles (acolo fiind compania mama) si are succes enorm in ceea ce face. I-au trebuit 2 ani in total (nepunind la socoteala anii in care "a uitat cu desavirsire despre inginerie", cum ea spune) si a ajuns acolo unde a dorit. Uneori spune ca este aleasa ea pentru unele projects in devfavoarea multor barbati din firma ingineri mecanici ca si ea.

So, succes si one day ai sa fii acolo unde iti doresti..

Q & A - de Pasagerul la: 10/12/2005 09:23:08
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "7")
Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
> > A: A genealogist looks up the family tree,
> > and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
> >
> >
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> >
> > Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
> > A: A pick pocket snatches watches.
> >
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> >
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> >
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> >
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> >
> >
> > Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
Mark Twain
Because of you - Kelly Clarkson - de Fabiutsa la: 04/01/2006 20:39:51
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I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake, a smile, a laugh
Every day of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I watched you die
I heard you cry
Every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry
In the middle of the night
For the same damn thing

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I tried my hardest just to forget everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of you
I am afraid

Sa vad daca e cineva care nu e de acord cu versurile astea! Oricum atunci cand le-am ascultat prima data credeam ca sunt adresate unui fost iubit, dar dupa ce am vazut si videoclipul mi-am dat seama ca de fapt erau pentru o mama.

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psst! anybody here? - de Cri Cri la: 13/08/2006 08:32:40
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")
Signs that you "just might" have a drinking problem.

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Your job is interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?? I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth ... now THAT'S a drinking problem!
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Every woman you see has an exact twin.
You fall off the floor.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger -- forget dinner!
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Bill Clinton starts to make sense.
Mosquitoes catch a buzz
after biting you.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in.
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
"BeerTender! Get me another Bar!"

A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, "I have to go home or the wife will be mad".
(at this point he was loaded drunk)
He climbed down from the bar stool, and fell flat on his face. The man then said "I can't walk and I didn't have that much to drink?".
He gets up to give it another try, this time the same thing happens and he falls flat to his face. He says "I have to get home some way or the wife will kill me if I don't get home soon"!
He gets an idea of crawling home, so away he went crawling home. He crawled up to his apartment and slowely snuck into bed with his wife trying not to wake her.
The next morning he woke up to see his wife running in the room. She said "you were out drinking again last night weren't you!"
The man replied with "NO WAY!"
And the wife said "YOU LIAR!
The bartender just called and said you left your wheelchair at the club again last night"!
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
oh rudy! is it really YOU??? - de Marlene_ la: 08/11/2006 08:48:51
(la: Ai cel mai mişto cur din tramvaiul 36)
oh rudy! is it really YOU???
ok, in primul rand daca scrii in english ar trebui sa scrii corect, nu crezi? (who carres). Iti scriu pentru ca m-am identificat cu eu am "cur misto" :) doar ca nu merg cu tramvaiul, si nimeni nu se holbeaza la el ca la surprize, surprize, dar tu Rudy, m-ai facut sa traiesc de-adevaratelea atmosfera din tramvaiu' 36!
Rudy fii sincer, recunoaste ca daca vrei sa i-o tragi nu tre' sa o si iubesti.
Nu, serios, tre' sa-ti spun ca poezia ta m-a distrat, e dintre putinele pe care le-am citit de la cap la coada aici pe cafenea unde sunt in pericol iminent de diabet, hi hi. Imi imaginez un cantecel cu versurile tale

PS ai o parere gresita despre tigani si asasinii in serie, Rudy. I mean, nu cred sa fie mai multi asasini in serie printre tigani, poate mai multi delicventi, da :)
NU ESTE ABSOLUT NICI O GLUMA! - de aimunteanu la: 12/11/2006 22:55:55
(la: Ce stiti ca s-a intamplat pe data de 11 Septembrie 2001 ?)
Din respect pentru cei peste 3000 de oameni care au murit atunci, TREBUIE sa se afle adevarul!!!

Cel care vrea sa taca, este un las!

Nu pot sa stau sa vad ignoranta vizavii de ce se intamplat la aceea data! Acolo unde are loc o crima, credeti ca trebuie sa tacem din gura si sa acceptam minciunile celor ce ne conduc? Mi se pare cea mai periculoasa atitudine posibila!

Pasagerul! Te intreb un lucru: "Atunci cand mor peste 3000 de oameni, inseamna ca trebuie sa inchidem ochii si sa tacem din gura?" Pentru ca asta mi se pare ca este atitudinea ta! Si mai ai si motto-ul asta „If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
(Maya Angelou )

Din contra eu cred ca este unul dintre subiectele care ar trebui dezbatute si re-dezbatute, deoarece este de o importanta enorma! Lumea trebuie sa afle! Traim intr-o societate condusa de mass-media! Dirijata de oamenii cu bani! Scufundata in ignoranta! O societate care nu mai are voie nici macar sa INDRAZNEASCA sa puna intrebari! O societate care traieste sub forma unei complezente: "Daca la noi in ograda nu s-a comis nici o crima, insa dincolo de gardul nostru se comit crime oribile, foarte multi considera ca le este bine in ograda! Nu vor sa ia actiune vizavi de ce se intampla in afara gradinii lor, si traiesc cu ideea ca lor nu li se poate intampla acelasi lucru!"

Uneori acest lucru ma dezgusta, insa incerc sa respect parerea oricaruia din jurul meu! Daca pe cineva nu intereseaza acest lucru, atunci sa traiasca in ignoranta! Insa sa nu vrea ca si ceilalti sa faca acelasi lucru! Si nici sa indemne la ideea de a nu pune intrebari!


Huliti-ma, injurati-ma, faceti-ma prost, nebun, idiot, cretin, nesimtit, insensibil la durerea rudelor celor care au murit in atentate, conspirationist! INSA NU INCERCATI SA MA OPRITI SA PUN INTREBARI SI SA CER RASPUNSURI!

Democratia, Liberatatea au o caracteristica de baza: Ai libertatea de a pune intrebari! Libertatea de a trai asa cum crezi atata timp cat nu iei din libertatile celoralti din jurul tau!

Si ca sa termin cu morala, o sa trec la intrebari si FAPTE ce POT si SUNT confirmate!

1. In ziua in care au cazut cele 3 TURNURI WTC ( WTC1, WTC2, WTC7) John O’Neil, agentul FBI avea parte in data de 11 Septembrie 2001 de PRIMA lui zi de munca la noul loc de munca! A murit in urma a ceea ce s-a intamplat in aceea zi!

2. In ziua de 11 Septembrie 2001 NORAD – (North American Aerospace Defense Command) nu a luat nici o actiune! Nu a doborat nici unul din cele 4 avioane care au deviat de la traseu! In mod normal, in momentul in care un singur avion devieaza de la traseul prestabilit, acesta este contactat, iar daca nu raspunde si nu explica de ce a deviat de la traseu, este doborat de catre avioanele de lupta!

3. Dick Cheney a preluat controlul NORAD-ului fix in ziua de 11 Septembrie 2001.

4. Cu o cateva zile sau saptamani inainte Bush a semnat o lege care spunea ca generalii nu mai au autoritate de a lua decizii de la ei putere. In cazul in care de pilda un avion deviaza de la traseu, generalii americani aveau puterea sa doboare acel avion fara sa ceara acordul vreunui superior! In aceea zi Dick Cheney a preluat puterea si el autoriza sau nu doborarea vreunui eventual avion suspect!
b. Search google
5. In ziua de 11 Septembrie 2001 erau efectuate asa numitele „DRILLS” exercitii militare care constau in simularea unor situatii IDENTICE !!!! cu cele care tocmai aveau loc! Oamenii din armata au avut o perioada de minute sau poate ore, cand nu stiau daca ce se intampla pe radarele lor este SIMULARE sau REALITATE!
6. Pentagonul este UNA dintre cele mai bine pazite cladiri din lume! Ca o comparatie in Londra exista 4 milioane de camere VIDEO, si sa nu-mi spuna nimeni ca PENTAGONUL care este un obiectiv militar nu avea CAMERE VIDEO in jurul lui! Pentru a arata ca un avion a lovit Pentagonul, cei din Pentagon au dat publicitatii 5 POZE! In care NU SE VEDE ABSOLUT NICI UN BOEING 757!
7. In Pentagon nu era ABSOLUT NICI o gaura in care sa incapa un AVION BOEING! A fost doar o mini-gaura!

8. Pentagonul are sistem de protectie propriu- antiaerian. In aceea zi nu si-a facut datoria!

9. Aripa lovita din cladirea Pentagonului era o zona in care se faceau reparatii...Nu era populata cu marii sefi ai armatei americane!


10. Din consiliul director al companiei de securitate care asigura paza pentru WTC facea parte Marvin Bush (fratele lui George Bush).
11. Cladirea World Trade Center 7 A CAZUT IN 6.4 SECUNDE !!!!
13. In SUA si in Anglia (si chiar Australia), are loc introducerea unui sistem electronic de scanare a degetelor copiilor din scoli, pentru ca acestia sa aibe acces la mancarea de la cantina si la biblioteca, numai pe baza amprentei!!!

14. In SUA constitutia a fost MACELARITA!

15. In SUA politia si armata intra in scoli inarmati si scot copii din clasa, ii controleaza, ii ameninta, se joaca cu psihicul lor! Copii efectiv fac pe ei, lesina, si sunt traumatizati! EXPLICATIA? „Oamenii legii” vor ca exercitiile anti-teroriste sa para cat mai reale !!!!!!!
16. In SUA sunt efectuate filaje, pe autostrazi! Nu mai poti calatori liber, trebuie sa dai socoteala incotro te duci si ce faci!!!!

18. Politia statala din SUA se MILITARIZEAZA!!! Acestia folosesc arme sonice (armament militar folosit in Iraq)!

19. Bush face parte dintr-o societate masonica secreta !!! denumita SKULL & BONES!!! POFTIM SI DOVADA !!! EL SINGUR O RECUNOASTE !!!

20. Contracandidatul sau John Kerry din anul 2004 face parte din aceeasi organizatie masonica ca si BUSH!!! O RECUNOASTE !
a. Linkurile de la punctul 19
21. Bush a declarat legea martiala in Statele Unite

Pot continua cu foarte mult o voi face in limita timpului disponibil! Va provoc sa vedeti aceste argumente si sa va creeati o parere!

Trebuie ca aceste lucruri sa fie cunoscute de cat mai multi oameni, pentru ca „knowledge is power” (cunoasterea este putere). Trebuie opriti acesti teroristi deghizati in haine de sfinti!

Pe masura ce voi aduna toate articolele si toate dovezile voi mari lista la mult, mult mai multe argumente!!
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Hi, - de papadie67 la: 30/09/2003 07:11:10
(la: Marele Eveniment)
Nice to meet you, Alina.
Un trandafir din partea ta e-o cinste si-o mandrie pt mine.
Numai bine!
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Stay where you are! - de Florin George la: 15/10/2003 23:00:09
(la: Uitarea de sine sau pierderea identitatii)
Stii, cred ca vizite scurte in tara pentru vizitarea locurilor dragi pot veni ca un balsam pentru suflet. Amintirile au nevoie sa fie improspatate pentru a ramane vii (poate chiar pentru a ne tine vii). Pentru inceput vei fi intampinata bine dar se vor gasi binevoitori sa-ti spuna ca n-ai mancat salam cu soia alaturi de noi. So, stay where you are! We're staying here to close the light!
Hi, cine e Radu Campeanu si - de SB_one la: 23/12/2003 07:21:22
(la: Regele Mihai de PSD)
cine e Radu Campeanu si ce a facut?
(scuza-mi ignorantza!)

Crede in cel ce cauta Adevarul,
Fereste-te de cel ce l-a gasit.
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