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mneata :)) - de Belle la: 12/11/2005 13:02:28
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "7")
dragalashilor, nu stau acum dar revin (mai ales ca poate-apuc o canasta cu pistruici), ca trebuie sa trezesc baietii peste max juma de ora fiindca au nu-stiu-ce de facut la computer cu noaptea-n cap si dupa ce termina ei mai vin ;)

Calypso! La Multi Ani scumpi :)) sa cresti mare si sanatoasa si sa fii iubita!

in rest cam atat, e prea devreme sa vorbesc mult. va pun in schimb un banc (pe care e posibil sa-l mai fi pus, but who cares ;))


New Official Language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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Belle - de ooanna la: 12/11/2005 22:21:27
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "7")
bancul tau a fost super... meriti sa te rasplatesc cu altul... nu stiu daca tot atat de bun :)

1. Engleza pentru incepatori: (English for beginners)

Traduceti in engleza: Trei vrajitoare privesc trei ceasuri Swatch. Care vrajitoare priveste care ceas Swatch?

Si acum, pe engleza:Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?



2. Engleza pentru avansati: (advanced English)

Traduceti in engleza:Trei vrajitoare transsexuale privesc trei butoane pe ceasuri Swatch.Care vrajitoare transsexuala priveste care buton de ceas Swatch?

Si acum pe engleza:Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?



3. Engleza pentru experti: (English for experts)

Traduceti in engleza:Trei curve vrajitoare elvetience care doresc sa fie curve vrajitoare transsexuale elvetience, vor sa priveasca trei butoane pe ceasuri elvetiene Swatch. Care curva vrajitoare elvetianca -care doreste sa fie curva vrajitoare transsexuale elvetianca - vrea sa priveasca care buton de ceas Swatch?

Traducerea in engleza:Three swiss witch-bitches, who wish to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches.Which swiss witch-bitch who wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
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rsi - de om la: 18/11/2005 22:25:30
(la: Oamenii nu se trag din maimuta)
"napolitana" romaneasca se traduce in english eugenics. ;))
O carte de popularizare, dintre alte sute: :The Unfit: A History of a Bad Idea "
Era doar o adaugare la ceea ce ai spus (si cu care eram de acord)!
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intrebari - de om la: 12/12/2005 19:53:15
(la: Pentru orice problema exista o solutie)
1. Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!

2. Mom, Dad, and 2 kids have come to a river, and they find a boat. It is small and can only carry one adult or 2 kids at a time. Both kids are good rowers, but how can the whole family reach the other side of the river?

3. Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers?

4. What is the largest possible number you can write using only 2 digits - just 2 digits, nothing else?

5. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?

6. Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

7. Jenn is facetious. She is also abstemious. She gets pneumonia. Given those clues, what is the only American tree she will like?

8. How many birth days does the average man have?

9. Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?

10. Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

11. Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour ( because of a strong head wind ). Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?

12. A carpenter was in a terrible hurry. He had to work as quickly as possible to cut a very heavy 10 foot plank into 10 equal sections. If it takes 1 minute per cut, how long will it take him to get the 10 equal pieces?

13. Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

14. What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?

15. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

16. In your sock drawer, you have a ratio of 5 pairs of blue socks, 4 pairs of brown socks, and 6 pairs of black socks. In complete darkness, how many socks would you need to pull out to get a matching pair of the same color?

17. How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?

18. A woman goes into a hardware store to buy something for her house. When asked the price, the clerk replies, "the price of one is twelve cents, the price of forty-four is twenty-four cents, and the price a hundred and forty-four is thirty-six cents. What does the woman want to buy?

19. If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?

20. If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first.

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"pastila nud...." complex de vitamine ... - de Narcis Virgiliu la: 17/12/2005 09:16:59
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
"pastila nud...." complex de vitamine ptr. adulti si copii peste 6 ani

Stimate pacient ,

Deoarece in ultima vreme dozez saptamanal cativa pacienti de pe "cafenea" cu "Pastila nud... " doresc sa dau cateva infomatii si instructiuni de utilizare :

Va rugam sa cititi cu atentie urmatorul prospect, deoarece contine informatii importante cu privire la medicament....

COMPOZITIE:
Vitamina A .........4000 UI http://johnnytattoo.com/ .
Beta-Caroten......1000 UI http://vladgans.ru/english.htm .
Vitamina C ..........60 mg http://www.amy-rose.com/ .
Vitamina E...........10 UI http://www.b-s-photo.com/ .
Vitamina B1..........1,1 mg http://www.model-nicole.org/ .
Vitamina B2..........1,4 mg http://www.ellington-photo.com/ .
Vitamina B6..........1 mg http://www.jsfotografie.de/ .
Niacinamida..........19 mg http://www.alexeynikishin.ru/ .
Acid Folic.............0,2 mg http://www.roge.ru/ .

INDICATII TERAPEUTICE:
“Pastila nud…” este un complex de vitamine cu efect tonic, antistres menit sa revigoreze intreg sistemul nervos si imunitar !

DOZE SI MOD DE ADMINISTRARE:
Doza uzuala este de o "pastila nud" administrata la fiecare sfarsit de saptamana, vineri sau sambata....
"Pastila nud..." are gust placut, cu aroma de vanilie si se serveste pulbere intr-o ceasca de cafea....:-))

CONTRAINDICATII:
Hipersensibilitate la nuduri sau la oricare dintre componentii produsului mai ales la clorura de benzalconiu...
Interzis copiilor sub 6 ani

PRECAUTII:
Cand se administreaza "pastila nud... " si daca se face doar la recomandarea medicului ?
Acest medicament trebuie folosit numai dupa evaluarea atenta a raportului beneficiu terapeutic/risc potential de catre medic la pacienti:
-cu presiune intraoculara crescuta, in special cei cu glaucom cu unghi ingust de privire
-tratati cu antidepresive inhibitorii sau alte medicamente care pot provoca hipertensiune arteriala

PRECAUTII DE UTILIZARE:
Administrarea pe perioade scurte precum si supradozajul pot duce la hiperemia reactiva. Atentie deci !

CE TREBUIE AVUT IN VEDERE IN TIMPUL SARCINII SI ALAPTARII:
"Pastila nud" nu trebuie utilizata in timpul sarcinii deoarece poate crea idei si de aici si pana acolo nu-i decat un pas iar efectele asupra fatului pot fi majore....


INTERACTIUNI:
In cazul administrarii concomitente de "pastile nud" cu "pastile" gen microfotografie sau astrofotografie se poate produce cresterea tensiunii arteriale insotita de stari de delir .

REACTII ADVERSE :
La pacientii cu sensibilitate crescuta "pastila nud" poate provoca semne usoare si tranzitorii de iritatie cerebrala sau a sistemului nervos....
Daca aveti reactii adverse adresati-va medicului stomatolog, este posibil sa aveti probleme cu maseaua de minte !!

INFORMATIE IMPORTANTA:
Acest medicament v-a fost prescris numai ptr. uz vizual. A nu se folosi in alte scopuri !
Nu permiteti altor persoane sa foloseasca medicamentele prescrise ptr. dvs. si nu folositi medicamentele prescrise altor persoane.
Spuneti oricarui medic care va trateaza medicatia folosita !

Alta "pastila" la : http://www.narcisvirgiliu.ro/en/home.php?categ=new .


Cu stima,
Narcis Virgiliu

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Dragi prieteni, sarbatori fer - de RSI la: 20/12/2005 16:52:40
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "7")
Dragi prieteni, sarbatori fericite !
Pentru cine vrea colinde:

http://colinde.org


Colinde cu Madrigalul

http://biserica.org/ViataCrestina/Colinde/Madrigal/index.html


Colinde dela Patriarhia Romana:

http://www.crestinism-ortodox.ro/html/09/9d_colinde.html

> Colinde cu Gabriel Vamvulescu si Ciprian Ignat

http://biserica.org/ViataCrestina/Colinde/GabrielsiCiprian/index.html


Colinde cu Stefan Hrusca, Nicolae Furdui-Iancu si Dinu Iancu Salajanu

http://colinde.org


Colinde Internationale din peste 30 de Tari

http://biserica.org/ViataCrestina/Colinde/english_music.html


Peste 100 de colinde Internationale (numai text)

http://biserica.org/ViataCrestina/Colinde/english.html



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"Eficienta este cea mai inteligenta forma de lene. (David Dunham) "
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banc - de Horia D la: 22/12/2005 22:30:29
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "7")
POLISH DIVORCE                                                            
                                                                           
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although   
his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one
day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."                                           
                                                                           
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on  
the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:                 
                                                                           
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"                                           
                                                                           
POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."                       
                                                                           
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"                
                                                                           
POLE: "It made of concrete."                                              
                                                                           
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"                          
                                                                           
POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."                            
                                                                           
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"                           
                                                                           
POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."                                 
                                                                           
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"                       
                                                                           
POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."          
                                                                           
LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"                                     
                                                                           
POLE: "No, I always up before her."                                       
                                                                           
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"                                          
                                                                           
POLE: "No, she white."                                                    
                                                                           
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"                                   
                                                                           
POLE: "She going to kill me."                                             
                                                                           
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"                                      
                                                                           
POLE: "I got proof."                                                      
                                                                           
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"                                             
                                                                           
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put
on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, Polish Remover'."
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clody - de Horia D la: 13/02/2006 16:35:56
(la: Ati adopta un copil?)
motivatia e foarte importanta:))
si pana la urma totul se reduce la risk management. In momentul in care adopti, iei un risk, (sentimental, financiar, etc), pentru ca nu sti cu ce genetic pool vine copilul.
iar impotriva genelor, e al naibii de greu de luptat:)) ca ele-s tare multe:)
si vorba lui belle, de animale cine are grija?:))
animalele pot sa-ti ofere aceleasi bucurii pe care le ofera copiii, si in plus nu se vaita, nu au pretentii, si asa mai departe (acum mi-am aprins un foc de paie-n cap, si astept raspunsuri furioase la ce am spus) :)))
deci, daca as adopta, as adopta numai numai pe nepotul meu (copilul fratelui meu), mai ales ca e un english bulldog, cu o personalitate nemaipomenita:))
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ok - de Shtevia la: 15/02/2006 15:18:30
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "8")
iertata sa fii, fiica mea :))
api, cand vrea mujchii mei is fata. m-am hotarat de curand...in existenta asta sunt fata :)

banc (pe bune) de dupa-masa:
Raspuns oficial la o scrisoare adresata firmei Renault

Dear Mr. Radu D.

We have received and analyzed your complain letter regarding the "greierashi" issue on Renault Megane cars. Unfortunately, we were unable to find this term (greierashi) in our databases and we kindly ask you to send to us more detailed specification about.
Also, please be so kind to translate in English the following expressions: "bagamiash poola in mashina voastra", "nenorocitilor, sinteti nishte hotzi" and "ma pish pe el de servis reno".

Sincerely yours,

Michel Mouton
Customer Service Representative
414 Avenue Miramax, DC668, Douai, France
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multe - de AndreeaE la: 23/02/2006 20:01:07
(la: Cele mai bune filme)
calauza-tarkovsky
Solaris-Tarkovsky
Nostalghia-Tarkovsky
Andrei rublev_Trakovsky

The Machinist

Trainspotting-Danny Boyle

Requiem for a dream-Darren Aronofsky
PI-Darren Aronofsky

Snatch-Guy Ritchie
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels-Guy Ritchie
Fight club-David Fincher

Coffee and cigarettes_Jim Jarmusch


Clockwork orange-Stanley kubrick
Full Metal Jacket-Stanley kubrick
Eyes Wide shut-Stanley kubrick
Lolita-Stanley kubrick

Four rooms-Quentin Tarantino
Sin city-Quentin Tarantino
Kill Bill Vol I Si Vol II-Quentin Tarantino
Pulp Fiction-Quentin Tarantino
Reservoir dogs-Quentin Tarantino

Twin Peaks-David Lynch
Mulholland Dr.-David Lynch
Lost Highway-David Lynch
Blue Velvet-David Lynch
Dune-David Lynch

Zbor deasupra unui cuib de cuci-????

The English Patient-Anthony Minghella
Cold mountain-Anthony Minghella

Planet of the Apes-Tim Burton
Big Fish-Tim Burton

The recruit-Roger Donaldson

Insomnia-Christopher Nolan
Memento-Christopher Nolan

The Devil's avocate-Taylor Hackford
Donnie Brasco-Mike Newell
Heat-Michael Mann
Scent of A woman-Martin Brest

The Goodfather trilogy-Francis Ford Coppola
Apocalypse Now-Francis Ford Coppola

Frankie and Johnny-Garry Marshal
Scarface-Brian de Palma
Dog Day Afternoon-Sidney Lumet
Serpico-Sydney Lumet
Casino-Martin Scorsese
The aviator- Martin Scorsese
Guilty By suspicion-Irwin Winkler

Psycho- Alfred HItchcock
Frenzy- Alfred HItchcock
The birds-Alfred HItchcock
vertigo-Alfred HItchcock
rear window-Alfred HItchcock
Cam toate filemle lui Hitchcock

1984-Michael Radford

Caligula-Tinto Brass
Salo o le 120 giornate di Sodoma-Pier Paolo Pasolini
Teorema-Pier Paolo Pasoloni

Savyng Private Ryan-Steven Spielberg
Schindler's List-Steven Spielberg

Star Wars-George Lucas

Fahreinheit9/11-Michael Moore

Hotul de orhidee-Spike Jonze

Frida-Julie Taymore

21 grams-Allejandro Gonzales Inarritu

Ultimo Tango a Parigi-Bernardo Bertolucci
Stealing Beauty-Bernardo Bertolucci
Amore e Rabbia-Bernardo Bertolucci

Crucea de Piatra ultimul bordel-Andrei Blaier
Gadjo Dilo-
Cel mai iubit dintre pamanteni
Balanta

The others-Alejandro Amenabar

Casablanca-Michael Curtiz
The best things in a life are free-Michael Curtiz
Passage to Marseille-Michael Curtiz

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind-Michel Gondry

The Underground-Vince Offer

Legends of the Fall-Edward Zwick

Si mai sunt cateva dar e tarziu si sunt oosita si nu mi le mai amintesc. Oricum astea mi-au placut foarte mult si merita vazute.











Muresh - de Crystalx la: 06/03/2006 13:52:50
(la: Banc: doi mosi pe o banca...)
cool :) cooler in english...
Cristal
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experiente! - de ng la: 19/03/2006 11:16:37
(la: "Americanii sunt prosti")
Sunt de 3 luni in new york (brooklyn) si nu gasesc locul asta cu nimic deosebit fata de Romania! Curatenie pe strazi? De unde atat! Vezi mormane de gunoi la tot pasul! Statiile de metrou lasa de dorit! Magazine mai murdare ca aici nu am vazut nicaieri! Parca era mai curat si mai frumos in Romania!

Fac niste clase de engleza pentru un scor TOEFL bun si azi chiar m-a amuzat profa' (nativ english speaker) care nu stia sa scrie un cuvant , si-a cerut scuze, dar deja eu nu imi mai puteam ascunde zambetul!Se pare ca am intalnit partea mai putin dotata !
Nu generalizez, sunt abia la inceput si imi mai trebuie ceva "vechime" pe aici! In timp o sa revin cu diverse "povestioare" din viata de zi cu zi in America!

Sper din tot sufletul sa ma adaptez si sa fiu la fel de fericita ca doamna ; pe de alta parte simt ca nimic de aici nu va putea inlocui tara in care m-am nascut si educatia pe care am primit-o acasa!
Multumesc!

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Oh, boy.... - de tatiku la: 20/03/2006 19:53:10
(la: TRANCANEALA NEARISTOCRATA)
Can you, sweet ladies, just talk Romanian? This bloody English makes me sick. Come on, try to be friendly with your own language. It is so nice...
Buna seara - de Pasagerul la: 21/03/2006 19:31:30
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "8")
Sfaturi legate de sanatate:

For those who watch what they eat, here's the final word on nutrition
and health. It is a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies.

Facts:

1. Japanese people eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Australians, British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Australians, British or Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Australians, British or Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.



Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.

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O fi bine in Rai, dar cele mai interesante persoane nu ajung acolo
(Nietzsche)
Homburg - de tatiku la: 24/03/2006 19:48:36
(la: Muzica)
Fetelor dragi, Homburg in engleza nu prea inseamna nimic in English. Stiu doar un orasel langa Frankfurt, Bad Homburg, in care am castigat la ruleta aproape 80 de marci, acum 144 de ani...:)

Acum ascult Paul Anka cu ceva swinguri. Tare bun... Doar ca armonia e un picut fortata si cam prea sincopata. Insa e bunut si vi-l recomand si voua.

Alex, ai adresa mea de email in profilul meu. Mi-ai facea o bucurie sa ma bagi in seama...
Lost in translation - de Pasagerul la: 02/04/2006 16:23:27
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")
Some times, things get lost in the translation...
>
> In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are
> not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
>
> In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
>
> In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
> During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
>
> In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when
> lit up.
>
> In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing
> floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a
> number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by
> national order.
>
> In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
>
> In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office
> between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
>
> In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the
> job of the chambermaid.
>
> In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the
> chambermaid.
>
> In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
> You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet
> composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
>
> In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the
> corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
>
> On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope
> for.
>
> On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet
> soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let
> loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
>
> In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend
> courteous, efficient self-service.
>
> Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
>
> In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we
> will execute customers in strict rotation.
>
> Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of
> Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were
> executed over the past two years.
>
> In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking
> shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
>
> In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel
> porter.
>
> A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our
> black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance,
> men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with
> each other for that purpose.
>
> In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of
> the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used
> for this purpose.
>
> In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the
> latest Methodists.
>
> A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been
> passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
>
> In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the
> afternoon having a good time.
>
> In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city
> tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
>
> Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on
> your own ass?
>
> On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to
> right.
>
> In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their
> own skin.
>
> On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work
> throughout its useful life.
>
> Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.
>
> In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
>
> In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner
> if dressed as a man.
>
> In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
>
> In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them
> in all directions.
>
> On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the
> USSR, you are welcome to it.
>
> In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have
> children in the bar.
>
> At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any
> suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
>
> In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
>
>
> In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water
> served here.
>
> In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they
> are best in the long run.
>
> From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
> Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room,
> please control yourself.
>
> From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot
> heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but
> if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
>
> Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking.--------------------------------------------------
O fi bine in Rai, dar cele mai interesante persoane nu ajung acolo
(Nietzsche)
Bună dimineaţa ! - de Yuki la: 12/04/2006 10:02:25
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")
Urâtă vreme afară.
O glumă că să mai înseninez atmosfera ( sper să nu o ştiţi ):


1. Engleza pentru incepatori: (English for beginners)
Traduceti in engleza:
... Trei vrajitoare privesc trei ceasuri Swatch. Care vrajitoare priveste care ceas Swatch?

Si acum, in engleza:
... Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?




2. Engleza pentru avansati: (advanced English)
Traduceti in engleza:
... Trei vrajitoare transsexuale privesc trei butoane pe ceasuri Swatch Care vrajitoare transsexuala priveste care buton de ceas Swatch?

Si acum in engleza:
... Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?




: 3. Engleza pentru experti: (English for experts)
Traduceti in engleza:
... Trei curve vrajitoare elvetience care doresc sa fie curve vrajitoare transsexuale elvetience, vor sa priveasca trei butoane pe ceasuri elvetiene Swatch. Care curva vrajitoare elvetianca - care doreste sa fie curva vrajitoare transsexuale elvetianca - vrea sa priveasca care buton de ceas Swatch?

Traducerea in engleza:
... Three swiss witch-bitches, who wish to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch who wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?



de pe site-ul lui Marquez:http://www.themodernword.com/gabo/gabo - de oberon la: 17/04/2006 11:50:52
(la: “Un geniu isi ia ramas bun”)
...............................................................................................
Unfortunately, in 1999 García Márquez was diagnosed with lymphatic cancer, and to this day he suffers under a regimen of treatments, often taking him from Cartagena or Mexico City to clinics in Los Angeles, where his son, filmmaker Rodrigo García, lives.
Setting aside fiction for the time being, Gabo is concentrating on writing his memoirs, the first volume of which was published in 2001 as Vivir para contarla, or To Live to Tell It. Instantly selling out its first print run in Latin America, the volume quickly became the best selling book ever in the Spanish-speaking world. (It was recently published in the United States by Knopf, who will bring out an English translation sometime in late 2003.) The first of a promised set of three volumes, Vivir para contarla details Gabo's life up until 1955. He is currently at work on Volume II, which will focus on the writing and publication of his major works, including One Hundred Years of Solitude.
Konstantine - de Mr Six la: 23/04/2006 08:25:29
(la: CEA MAI MARE ESCROCHERIE A SEC. XX)
De ce vorbesti bre' nene pentru altii ? Vino mai bine matalutza' la America apoi sa-ti dai cu parearea...domnu'.
-Hai Konstantine, da nu zi bre' ca mutarea de la Iasi in Timisoara te acomodeaza in unshpe' luni de zile.....sau urechea la copilarie a preferat numai muzica ruseasca (zero english) !
Mai bine profesorii ceia din sat la Moldova nu se jucau la loto bre'...existau "instead" poate altii romanashiii cu admiratie la YANKEIIII ...

Da, nenica'...eu escroc ma cheama in Sud la California...LOL

salutari,
sixpack

PS. Nu-i de mirare ca unora le place "noroioasa"...mai reduceti din rachie' nenica si asfaltati-va ulitzele !!!!
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In 28 de limbi:

"" Albanian
Krishti Ungjall! Vertete Ungjall!
Christi Urzhal! Urtet Urzhal!
Armenian
Christos harjav i merelotz! Orhniale harutjun Christosi!
Chrisdos haryav ee merelotz. Orhnial eh harootiunn Chrisdosi.
(Christ is risen from the dead) (Blessed is the Resurrecton of
Christ)
Arabic
Al Maseeh Qam! Haqqan Qam!
Al Mesiech Kam! Hakan Kam!
Coptic
Pikhirstof aftonf! Khen o methni aftonf!
English
Christ is Risen! In Truth He is Risen!
Ethiopian
Yasous Taustwal! Aown Tasous Tanastwal!
Finnish
Kristus nousi kuolleista! Totisesti nousi!
French
Christ est ressuscite! En verite il est ressuscite!
Georgian
Kriste aghsdga! Cheshmaritad aghsdga!
German
Christus ist Auferstanden! Wahrhaft auferstanden!
Christ ist Erstanden! Wahrlich Erstanden!
Greek
Christos Anesti! Alithos Anesti!
Kalo Pascha! Kali Anastasi!
Hebrew
Ha Mashiyach qam! Ken hoo qam!
Indonesian
Kristus telah Bangkit! Benar dia telah Bangkit!
Italiano
Cristo è risorto! E’ veramente risorto!
Japanese
Harisutosu Fukkatsu! Jitsu Ni Fukkatsu!
Korean
Kristo Gesso! Buhar ha sho Nay!
Latin
Christus resurrexit! Vere resurrexit!
Surrexit Christus! Vere!
Nigerian
Jesu Kristi Ebiliwo! Ezia o’ Biliwo!
Norwegian
Kristus er oppstanden. Han er sannelig opstanden.
Polish
Chrystus zmartwychstanaO!
Romanian
Hristos a Inviat! Adevarat a Inviat!
Russian
Khristos voskres! - Voistinu voskres!
Serbian
Hristos Vaskrese! Vaistinu Vaskrese!
Slavonic
Christos Voskrese! Voistinu Voskrese!
Spanish
Cristo esta resucitado! En verdad, esta resucitado!
Cristo ha resucitado. En verdad ha resucitado.
Syriac
Meshiha qam! Bashrira qam!
Turkish
Hristos diril-Di! Hakikaten diril Di!
Ukranian
Kristos Voskres! Voistinu voskres! ""



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