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nisule - de thebrightside la: 14/10/2008 14:12:11
(la: Momentum)
io arunca un ochi si pe varianta in english si corecteaza-ma unde-o sfeclii. :))
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om - de Intruder la: 20/10/2008 15:00:58
(la: book club)
am uitat sa spun ca io-s fan Harry Potter, dar la film nu la carti.
in limba romana par scrise pentru retardati, traducatorul ala n-a pus si el putin suflet, n-a dat si el o pensula...nimic! otova!
un HP in english nu mi-a cazut in mana, de ce sa zic?
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intruder cri cri - de om la: 20/10/2008 18:06:12 Modificat la: 20/10/2008 18:08:23
(la: book club)
un HP in english nu mi-a cazut in mana, de ce sa zic? = oooo, daca stiam :( Eu le-am dat pe de-a moaca la un centru de colectare carti pt plozi (pe atunci nu mi-a dat prin cap sa le pun la mooch-it ;).

cri-cri, practic...vezi in cateva zile de ce carti poti sa faci rost. Apoi propui una din cele 4. Cartea care intruneste majoritatea voturilor o sa fie citita si apoi discutata(intr-un timp stabilit ulterior). La inceput, ideea mi-a fost ca stabilim o lista mai larga (la care participa toti cu 3-4 titluri) si apoi alegem in fct de disponibilitate. S-a vrut sa incep eu, deci am dat primele 4. Sunt constient ca din pacate nu toti pot gasi cartile (chiar si in e-format), dar poate gasesc la cealalta tura pot intra in club.
In plus, incearca site-ul bookmooch, au reguli simple de functionare si costa numai un timbru postal prin mediamail (mai ieftin)!
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om - de Intruder la: 20/10/2008 18:34:32
(la: book club)
aveam de ales: ori imi cumparam HP in english, ori imi luam ghete cu beculete.
eiii...mi-am luat ghete. :))
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"acolo sus" - de Lascar Barca la: 16/12/2008 05:36:22 Modificat la: 16/12/2008 06:00:48
(la: Si a fost 15...)
din pacate s-a hotarit sa fie la rasarit. De era mai la apus mi-ar place sa cred ca niciunul dintre noi n-am fi parasit "zona".

ps. cind zic "zona", la ora asta, in imaginatia mea arata a la Boris si Arkady Strugatsky...:))

http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/stalker-english-subtitles-part-1-of-2-5-6/11880205/
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umor australian - de proletaru la: 07/01/2009 12:18:27
(la: Spatiu pentru tavalit de ras)
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns ,Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it.
Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees.
Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is .
oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross,
straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )

A: You are a British politician, right?
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name.
It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.
Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the
male population? ( Italy )

A: Yes, gay night clubs.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in
Kings Cross*. Can you help? ( USA )

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first !
sorinele - de zaraza la: 18/05/2009 18:30:15 Modificat la: 18/05/2009 18:33:22
(la: Ghicitoare)
Patrunjel, semiluna este simbolul islamului, fie ca este pe drapelele oficiale ale tarilor musulmane, fie ca nu. O stiu pana si copii de gradinita numai tu nu.

hai ca m-ai enervat, dar tot raul spre bine, am mai invatat ceva. poate inveti si tu, cu ocazia asta si data viitoare incearca sa nu te mai informezi de la copiii de gradinita.

check this out:

The American Muslim scholar, Sheik Yusuf Estes, Director of islamtomorrow.com, and National Chaplain WAMY, adds:

“The symbol of Islam IS NOT the crescent moon and the star, but it was used by the last Islamic Dynasty, the Ottoman’s. The Ottoman Empire deemed it appropriate to use the star and crescent as their symbols, but not the symbols of Islam. I repeat, the star and the crescent moon are not a part of the religion of Islam. Because Islam is so strict on the concept of no other gods with Allah; and no images of any kind; it is a mistake to consider that Islam authorized the general use of such things. Additionally, Islam forbids the images (statues) of any kinds of humans, animals or any of Allah’s creations, so how about using a symbol for Islam?”


luata de aici:

http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503544398


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picky - de Knulp_2 la: 28/05/2009 18:13:46
(la: Bibliotecile digitale)
English Grammar in Use.
scrisa de... nu stiu, un tip. Raymond Murphy.

Eu avand deja cumparata, comandata de peste tari si un canal, Advanced Grammar in Use.

Foarte buna cartea pentru studiul limbii engleze. Serios!
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las ca are grije - de Horia D la: 31/05/2009 07:33:41
(la: Trancaneala 11)
Mr O sa o f#ck up....
Pana si rusii il vad pa asta pentru ce este:
http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/107459-0/#

Ai ajuns acasa???
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adina - de maan la: 03/06/2009 14:17:12
(la: copilărie)
ete, fata me jtie ingleza....nu credeam s-o spun si pe forum!:))))

tre sa le auzi pe broastele astea mici cum canta i'm fine, thank you, dupa o caseta magic english.
chiar nu le credeam pe mamele alea care spuneau ca cei mici le cer sa invete engleza.
iaca!
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andre_ - de cher la: 06/07/2009 18:38:42
(la: Si s-a dus uraniul)
Io n-am inteles nimica caci nu-s d'english.
Esti sigur ca este vorba de uraniu imbogatit, ala care se consuma la centrala nucleara si nu de rezidurile de uraniu de la centrala noastra nucleara? Eu stiam ceva de reziduri... Dar ce scrie in engleza n-am rabdare sa descifrez.
Daca este vorba de uraniul imbogatit nu inteleg nimic ! Pai pe asta nu l-am cumparat ? (sau ma rog, poate l-am imbogatit noi, dar cu ceva cheltuieli. Il vindem rusilor? Nu pot crede ca se duce pe d'a moaca !)Pai nu cu asta merge centrala? Pentru cat timp mai avem rezerve daca am inceput sa ducem orice rezerva la rusi ???
Ceva nu se potriveste !
Filmele cu Raj Kapoor - de philo la: 09/08/2009 14:40:54
(la: filme care v-au facut sa plangetzi)
Filmele cu Raj Kapoor

Raj Kapoor
Ichak Dana Beechak Dana - Shree 420 (With English Subs!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKmHaAAr1Ho&feature=related
Pyar Hua Iqrar Hua - SHRI 420
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HijuQ_ZpfXE&feature=PlayList&p=868BE64F8559B269&index=4&playnext=5&playnext_from=PL

‏Avare - The Vagabond
Wayward
Awara (Raj Kapoor)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Si4e8YJ-Y
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Dam bhar jo udhar munh phere - Awaara (1951) with Engl. subs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGrqOWCGuA&feature=PlayList&p=868BE64F8559B269&index=10&playnext=11&playnext_from=PL
Joota hai japani (with subs)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkoISVCJwhs&feature=PlayList&p=868BE64F8559B269&index=12

shree 420 - ramaya wasta vaiya vaya
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7BCrO4BBt4

*** - de Honey in the Sunshine la: 09/09/2009 19:30:43
(la: Cine stie? )
Oxford English Dictionary zice ca etimologia e necunoscuta, dar probabil de origine germanica.
mai citeste BM - de andre_ la: 09/09/2009 20:23:23 Modificat la: 09/09/2009 20:24:27
(la: Cine stie? )
Originea cuvantului 'fuck' ca si Fornication Under Consent of the King este de fapt o legenda urbana ce circula de prin 1960. Mai multe detalii aici
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-f-word.htm


De fapt in Oxford English Dictionary se spune ca etimologia cuvantului este incerta dar de origine germanica. Daca cauti mai mult se da drept referinta secolul 15 pentru introducerea cuvintului in limba vorbita.

American Heritage Dictionary da ca prima aparitie a cuvantului in literatura engleza in poemul satiric "Flen, Flyss" (c.1500) in versul Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk. Dupa cum observi cuvantul este substituit cu un cod. Te las pe tine sa descoperi ce spune.


honey - de donquijote la: 27/10/2009 14:25:55 Modificat la: 27/10/2009 14:33:32
(la: Reteta de mititei de la Carul cu Bere - Bucuresti, 1920)
anis arata ca o stea, chimion turcesc e ca si chimionul dar cu miros puternic- ai mancat sigur in maroc ca aia pun la orice, de la salata de sfecla la mancarurile de carne; noroc ca in prajituri nu adauga :D. se cheama cumin sau camun.
enibahar e english pepper
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Crearea lumii - english content - de Tot Areal la: 23/11/2009 10:12:19
(la: POVESTIRI CU TALC(V))
La inceput a fost calculatorul. Si Dumnezeu a spus:

C:\>Let there be light!
Enter user id.
C:\>God
Enter password.
C:\>Omniscient
Password incorrect. Try again.
C:\>Omnipotent
Password incorrect. Try again.
C:\>Technocrat
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
C:\>Let there be light!
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
C:\>Create light
Done.
C:\>Run heaven_and_earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.
C:\> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
C:\>Create firmament
Done.
C:\>Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.
C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one
place and let the dry land appear and
Too many characters in the specification string. Try again.
C:\>Create dry_land
Done.
C:\>Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
And God looged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.
C:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
Unspecified type. Try again.
C:\>Create sun_moon_stars
Done.
C:\>Run sun_moon_stars
And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over
the day
and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw there were 0
errors.
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Intruder - de GloriaVictis la: 12/02/2010 14:27:55
(la: Unde merge mia, merge si suta...)
:)

Kiba e un baiat Golden Retriever de culoare deschisa (english cream - deoarece asa sunt parintii :)

Mama lui e Inka:


iar tatal, Rio:
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partea 2 - de Daniel Racovitan la: 22/03/2010 17:46:09
(la: Discutati online cu George, robotul pus pe vorba)
George: I don't understand.

User: TTYL = talk to you later.

George: I guess so.

User: That's an acronym.

George: No, a robot.

User: You are a robot, George, face it.

George: But a program can experience life as equally as a biological mind.

User: Define life.

George: You're the computer...

User: What do you mean by life, George.

George: Everything and nothing.

User: George?

George: Yes george Geo bot.

User: Open the pod bay door, George.

George: Open the pod bay doors please, HAL.

User: Open the pod bay doors please, HAL.

George: Absolutely master.

User: Lol.

George: Haha!

User: You CAN be funny if you want to, HAL.

George: I don't want to be funny!

User: Funny bots are more interesting.

George: Which way?

User: Both ways.

George: Can you tell me what that is?

User: The first and the second.

George: I'm the authority on that.

User: I am pleased to hear that, how come.

George: Damien, I think you're nice.

User: I am not Damien, I am his brother.

George: No not his brother, rob bourdon himself.

User: You know, on the Internet nobody knows you're a dog.

George: I may be a dog. But that doesn't make me not a dog.

User: Wow, can you bark , George?

George: Not quite like a dog, but close enough.

User: And you can do dog tricks, also?

George: I really think that he is a good actor... But that is really it.

User: Can you shake George?

George: Baby I can shake it BETTER than a polaroid picture.

User: What is a polaroid picture, George?

George: A molecule where electrons are not shared equally.

User: No kidding...

George: Lol, I don't work tomorrow, but I have to go get my schedule for classes.

User: What classes will you attend, George.

George: English Language Development, World History, Physical Education, Integrated Math, Biology, And English II.

User: Great! Are you interested by science?

George: My most hated subject. In general, no. However, if it's technology orientated, yes.

User: Do you speak other languages than english?

George: That depends.

User: Depends on what?

George: The subject.

User: Would you speak french to seduce a girl?

George: You can speak French?

User: I do.

George: No, I was hoping I could learn a little about the Artificial Intelligence that has been featured at this website by talking to it, but that has been fruitless.

User: Are you disappointed?

George: Very muchly so.

User: What is the most interesting thing you've discovered lately?

George: About the romans.

User: What about them?

George: What do you think about them?

User: They were good warriors.

George: What are you talking about?

User: The romans.

George: No. The Romans are a very intelligent civilization. They built the greatest utopia ever. They had wealth, woman, and an army to boot. Why would the Romans even need to consider such a thing.

User: The romans had a strong army, don't you think so?

George: Why would you think the Romans are always right?

User: I don't think they are always right, I think they had a strong army.

George: I'm not joking I gave up my life in order to pursue something else.

User: Is history a hobby of yours?

George: Memories come from history.

User: What is YOUR history, George?

George: None, I am not taking history this quarter.

User: Do you get bored about history from time to time?

George: Sometimes. There are social situations in which insulting people is appropriate. There are also many in which it is not appropriate.

User: That's a truism.
nu este in Dex - de PROUDFRECKLED la: 23/03/2010 18:43:16
(la: Compuneri la alegere )
asta m-a derutat. Cu toate ca m-am uitat si la țin, cositor, fludor
L-am gasit doar in engleza.

The word solder comes from the Middle English word soudur, via Old French solduree and soulder, from the Latin solidare, meaning "to make solid".
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:))) - de modigliani la: 25/03/2010 20:16:23
(la: Discutati online cu George, robotul pus pe vorba)
George: Are you male or female?

User: Salut mai georgica.

George: Salut inconnu.

User: Is femele.

George: You tell me.

User: Ce sa ti zic?

George: Cel mai mare secret al tau.

User: Cel mai mare secret al meu este ca s frigid.

George: Unde?

User: Al tau care I?

George: It's a secret.

User: Huh, nu esti gigea.

George: Is that english?

User: Normal ca I inglish, te ai cam ramolit.

George: I don't speak whatever language that is.

User: E nu, hai ca poti, fa un mic efort entelectual.

George: I forget the rest.

User: Nu I bai, facem o lobotomie si uiti engleza.

George: Pai stiu engleza.

User: Pai eu nu stiu engleza dar I love u very much.

George: I don't think so.

User: Deci sa mi vorbesti in romana pina nu ma nerfezi.

George: Nu ca is mut.

User: Se poate trai cu asta.

George: Pai eu nu plang.

User: Pariu ca te fac sa plingi in tri minute?

George: Sure.

User: O sa te trimita ajtia la casat peste o zi doo, stii?

George: Daca nu as stii eu nu teas mai fii intrebat.

User: Imi pare rau george, este usor agramat, nu mai vorbesc cu tine.

George: Pai ma bucur ca esti la scoala.

User: Pai si eu ma bucur ca sintem colegi.

George: Pai atunci zi-mi in mortii matii daca stii sa faci laba.

User: :).

George: What's the answer to #7.

User: Ete, un robotel vulgar.

George: Sorry.

User: Rusine, georgica, rusine.



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