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belle a venit ptr un quickie: - de Horia D la: 11/05/2005 22:31:00
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "2")
belle a venit ptr un quickie:)))
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De citit, ca de dus un dialog e mai greu se pare... - de Dinu Lazar la: 31/12/2003 01:16:24
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
Phil Wever shares his experiences in his latest smARTICLE so you wanna be a
digital event photographer, and demonstrates what it takes to be on top in
this tough marketplace. No matter what type of photography you're in, you
will certainly benefit from how to get client pleasing images "under the

Happy medium? In part one of a three-part article, Jim covers his thoughts
on when to shoot film, and when to shoot digital when creating wedding
images. Here's an insiders view to this hot topic.

For shooting in the studio, you need an accurate monitor. For retouching
your photos, you need an accurate monitor. To make your on-screen images
match your printed images, yep, you need an accurate monitor. Will has
discovered a monitor that's a great performer at at a terrific price.

This month Suzette shows us an advanced technique for quick eyeglass glare
removal with great results.

As you wrap up the year and set your focus on marketing efforts for 2004,
be a GUERILLA in your strategies. In Ira's smARTICLE this month read how
you can integrate some of these guerilla tactics into your marketing for
greater success!

"People ask me all the time how do you become a great photographer? I
always reply----take lots of photographs and find great faces!!!!!!"
Please enjoy and absorb the latest of Marc's "Stories":

Over 320 joined Will Crockett in Portland for the top drawing seminar tour
in the country - Professional Workflow. Next up is PHOENIX, NEW ORLEANS,
HOUSTON, and ORLANDO. Phoenix is almost sold out so please register here:

Read this terrific feature article and judge for yourself.

View a special Holiday card to you from ShootSmarter thanks to Shelly at
GinJoint Interactive.

Our good friends over at ASMP have done us ALL a favor in getting the
government to allow photographers to carry on their gear. Be sure to print
out this official TSA bulletin and carry it with you, just in case.

25 students per class, 4 instructors, lots of high end imaging gear, pounds
of positive energy, and YOU!. Our popular multi-day totally hands-on
workshop is scheduled for only 3 presentations in 2004. MORE INFO:
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Black Sabbath/Black Sabbath-1969 - de Little Eagle la: 22/06/2004 19:43:04
(la: Vremuri tulburi)
"What is this that stands before me?
Figure in black which points at me,
Turn around quick,and start to run,
Find out I'm the chosen one.
Oh Nooooooo!

Big black shape with eyes of fire,
Telling people their desire,
Satan's sitting there,he's smiling,
Watches those flames get higher and higher,
Oh no,no,no,please God help me!

Is it the end my friend?
Satan's coming 'round the bend,
People runing 'cause they're scared
The people better go and beware!
No,no,please nooooo!
Vocals&lyrics-Ozzy Osbourne
Guitars- Tony Iommi
Bass- Tony"Geezer" Butler
Drums- Bill Ward

Primul album in 1969
Ozzy(Little Eagle Who Cries)

"Ce cunosti despre Sabin Balasa?" DESTIN - de LMC la: 02/08/2004 19:44:13
(la: Casuta Postala A Lui LMC)
Pina in momentul acesta nu am stiut nimic despre acest artist. Mersi pentru mentionarea lui. Am facut un 'quick search' pe internet sa vad daca apare si-am dat peste website-ul lui. Din prima vedere am recunoscut o combinatie de subiect, forma si culoare intre marii artisti William Blake si Paul Gauguin. Am sa-l studiez un pic mai mult sa vad care este procesul lui de creatie. Inca odata multumesc pentru mentionare.
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Alice - de (anonim) la: 10/08/2004 06:18:13
(la: Muzica)
I tried...doesen't work,it's an old commercial(Tony Scott director,...dead...heart attack 3 years of the great Ridley Scott...daca stii si ai vazut filmele lui?A great commercial Tv la BMW cu un actor devenit acum mare,posibil James Bond curand.

Acest spot regizat doar pt. internet,nu stiu daca pot sa-l trimit nevoie de multi MB sa-l deschizi si la fel daca ai quick time?
Incerc insa.e colosal,cu Gary Oldman(in rolul lui Satan)si James Brown....

Te sarut aprig si cu drag,

So go to: presents,sunt 3 filme,click pe
Talk to you soon

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COG - de Little Eagle la: 16/08/2004 20:29:44
(la: Mari reclame comerciale)
Dear Bro,

Am uitat sa mentionez sezonul,nu am gandit ca ar fi chiar important.Stiu de DVD,eu le-am copiat prin Quick Time prin internet si cand vreau sa la revad le am pe ecran(desktop).Totul s-a tras de la ...Whitacker actorul ce a facut gura si de atunci BMW nu a mai filmat alte reclame.
Totusi Forest e un actor colosal de bun.

COG is awesome.

De cate ori vad cum te semnezi imi aduce aminte de cantecul lui The Who(Long life Pete!!!)"I am one"de pe Quadrophenia.
Am primit sambata o scrisoare de la Pete,si-a redeschis centrul lui dedicat lui Meher Baba pt. lume acum si a crezut ca am putea veni in vrea noi dar nu se poate acum.
Ai vazut filmul?Sting nu era in Police atunci si a fost primul lui film.

Mai vorbim,LOVE@PEACE,

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Cursuri foto on line interesante - de Dinu Lazar la: 31/08/2004 09:36:26
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
We've all heard (maybe even said) that you can't shoot a light skin subject wearing a black top, next to a dark skin subject wearing white with digitalcapture.  Relax, and let the country's top digital lighting technician show you how to do it, and why it works.

Studio quiet?  Phone asleep?  It happens to all of us, even a master photographer like Hauser.  Here's a brilliant smArticle that shares the insight of keeping your head fresh, even in slow cycles. We are proud to welcome back the smArticles from the Master.

PS Expert Suzette Allen is slated to teach the staff at Crockett Studios how to be more proficient in Photoshop ('cause they sure need the help!)  We've opened this class up to our readers and have only 5 seats left. Please join us if you can? September 19-21 at Crockett Studios in Aurora, IL  MORE INFO? Here you go!:

Although Moire issues are not as common as they once were (thank goodness) they still pop up from time to time.  Here's an easy and quick way to fix these file-killers.

Backing up our computer data can be such a chore. In this smArticle, Will Crockett offers us an easy, solid, and "painless" way to streamline the protection of your data.  Whew!

What does a top pros "makin' the money" digital portrait session really look like? In this smArticle, portrait photo expert Jim Tweedie illustrates the state-of-the-art of todays sessions.  And creates some great images to boot!

Congrats to Tonya Drumm for winning Buckeye Color Lab's Ultimate Studio Makeover which includes a free tuition to any ShootSmarter U class!  View her cool winning entry here.

Registration is open for...

This is the hands-on 4 day digital workflow course that was the talk of this years Texas School:
REAL LIFE DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY with Will Crockett March 21-24 of 2005.

Opening Soon...
Hands-On Digital Lighting with Chris Grey.
Fashion Photography with Amyn Nasser.
PhotoJ wedding photography with Paul Gero.
MASTER CLASS: Bold and Simple with MARC HAUSER.
Those of you who have purchased our Bold & Simple the light of Marc Hauser DVD and would like to pre-register for this class, please email to Will Crockett to be contacted in advance of registration ­ no obligation of course, but we do expect this course to fill up fast.

Plenty more courses coming!
Make plans to join us in the finest, best equipped educational facility in the world ­ ShootSmarter University.
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Poate vrea cineva sa cistige bani din fotografie... - de Dinu Lazar la: 12/09/2004 00:04:31
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
Just a quick update about the Photographers Direct website. It was recently relaunched on a new server which is much faster and more powerful. The search engine is at least 5 times faster, which is great news. We also have a great deal more space for hosting images, so all photographers' allocation of space is being doubled. For photographers who have rented space, this space has been doubled (at no extra charge!).

We are also now rewarding photographers for high quality images. When images are uploaded they are rated (based on composition, colour, lighting, sharpness, subject matter, interest, technical skill, originality and quality of the low res scan) with 9 being the highest rating. Images rated at 9 will earn an extra 500k of space, images rated at 8 earn 250k of space and images rated at 7 earn 50k of space. As the average image takes up about 50k of space, photographers with good images will earn plenty of space to upload more images. Please log in to your account as you will find you have more space than you did before.

While the email requests are generating good fees now (Request 1959: Catholic calendar, over 2000 dollars of sales so far, Request 1982: New England Feature set, 1500 pounds), the number of images being bought direct from searches of the online database is also increasing steadily - here are some recent examples:

350 dollars:

200 pounds (360 dollars):

250 pounds (450 dollars):

200 pounds (360 dollars):

The way for photographers to increase sales through the website is to increase their selection of (good) images, and make sure they are well captioned and keyworded!


Chris Barton
Photographers Direct
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"well, eu astept..In fiecare - de Daniel Racovitan la: 03/10/2004 15:45:51
(la: Incepeti un business (afacere personala),va incanta ideea?)
"well, eu astept..In fiecare zi astept sa-mi vina ideea...AIA..aia care nu a mai venit la nimeni"

Un contra-argument: lantul de fast-fooduri Quick care a reusit sa castige (cel putin in Franta) cateva zeci de procente din piata hamburgherului pe banda rulanta, facand exact acelasi lucru ce facea deja MacDonald'tzu de ani de zile.

"Hey, where' the magic?" - "The magic? The magic is gone."
(Bagdad Cafe)
Afaceri si tehnologie / Incepeti un business (afacere personala) - de (anonim) la: 07/10/2004 18:48:24
(la: Incepeti un business (afacere personala),va incanta ideea?)
in primul rand Quick-ul este de origine belgiana. (nu stiu daca deja erati la curent). Si pe urma francezii sunt atat de nationalisti incat evident ca prefera ceva ce este mai aproape de cultura lor.
Si cum sunt cultivati in spirit anti-anglosaxon si anti-american, cred ca ar prefera orice altceva decat Mc Donalts (care este de altfel un fel de embleme pentru americani).
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Instructions for a wife then and now - de MMM la: 16/11/2004 04:16:47
(la: Femeia)
The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for
the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.

1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a
delicious meal - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you
have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most
men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal
are part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed
when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and
be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be
a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a

3. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of
the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books,
toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband
will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give
you a lift too.

4. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's
hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary,
change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to
see them playing the part.

5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise
of washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children
to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be
glad to see him.

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't
complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with
what he might have gone through that day.

7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or
suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready
for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in
a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and

8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the
moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to
dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead try to understand
his world of strain and pressure and his need to be home and relax.

10. The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where
your husband can relax.

Now The updated version for the 2000s woman.

1. Have dinner ready: Make reservations ahead of time. If your day
becomes too hectic just leave him a voice mail message regarding where
you'd like to eat and at what time. This lets him know that your day
has been crappy and gives him an opportunity to change your mood.

2. Prepare yourself: A quick stop at the "LANCOME" counter on your way
home will do wonders for your outlook and will keep you from becoming
irritated every time he belches at the table. (Don't forget to use his
credit card!)

3. Clear away the clutter: Call the housekeeper and let her know
you'll need her for an extra day this week. Tell her that any
miscellaneous items left on the floor by the children can be placed in
the Goodwill box in the garage.

4. Prepare the children: Drop them off at grandma's!

5. Minimize the noise: When he arrives at home remind him that the
washer and garbage disposal are still not working properly and the
noise is driving you crazy (but do this in a nice way and greet him
with a warm smile...this way he might fix it faster).

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Let him
speak first, and then your complaints will get more attention and
remain fresh in his mind throughout dinner. Don't complain if he's
late for dinner. Simply remind him that the last one home does the
cooking and the cleanup.

7. Make him comfortable: Remind him where he can find a warm fuzzy
blanket if he's cold. This will show you really care.

8. Listen to him: But don't ever let him get the last word.

9. Make the evening his: a chance to get the washer and garbage
disposal fixed.

10. The Goal: To try to keep things amicable without reminding him
that you make more money than he does.

'...recunoscuta de opinia publica ca fiind amorala...' - de burcolor la: 20/01/2005 10:55:37
(la: Downloadul de mp3-uri si filme de pe Internet.)
serios? cum ramane cu libertatea de exprimare si dreptul la opinie. in ce sistem de valori poti spune asta? cand RO a ajuns tara surogatului, a lui Quick Cola (remeber '80) sau Teck si Cornelius (remember 1990?) iar asta e o boala cronicizata - asta e scoala de morala pe care s-au bazat generatii intregi - asta e opinia publica de care vorbesti?
- poate exemplul cu filmele XXX nu este cel mai grav (desi multi isi ascund preferintele in public) dar daca te deranjeaza subiectul fi sigur ca punctul tau de vedere este doar PUNCTUL TAU DE VEDERE si nu al tuturor. eu respect ceea ce simti si crezi dar priveste si altfel: este evident ca adolescentii si tinerii, in general, cauta senzationalul, iar filmul XXX face senzatie - ai curaj sa le iei 'jucaria'...
- daca ai o bruma de cultura familiala, o minima educatie scolara sau pur si simplu 'bun simt' nu faci din vizionarea unui film porno un hobby sau te dedici depravarii.
- daca intr-adevar vrei sa devii erou intre oi trebuie sa fi lup. dar nu lup moralist. e cel mai greu sa te numesti pastor cand tentatia e mare! (''parerea mea!'')
??? crezi ca ia foc forumul daca pun in topic cati au vazut filme XXX cu homosexuali? de unde si le-au procurat? e Internetul talpa iadului??? e cea mai rapida sursa de informare? e necesar? (hmm - nu raspunde!)
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am intrat doar sa zic HI... - de Horia D la: 12/03/2005 15:29:55
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "2")
am intrat doar sa zic HI... dispar ...puffff.. ca un quickie:))
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Fotograf roman la Paris face poze - de Dinu Lazar la: 24/03/2005 07:18:58
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
Ma numesc Stefan MiHalachi si fac parte dintr-un colectiv de fotografi din Paris ( format din sase tineri fotografi profesionisti care si-au propus sa promoveze ideea de spontaneitate si creatie , sa respecte o etica si o rigoare in raport cu subiectele alese si cerintele privitorilor. Un colectiv, care sa evoce metisajul, voyage-ul, care sa ramana un martor fidel al societatiilor zilelor noastre.Roman cu rezidenta in Franta, am ramas interesat de evolutia si efectele pe care perioada de tranzitie le are asupra societatii romanesti.
Fenomenul de imigratie reprezinta la randul sau un aspect important al acestei perioade de tranzitie.
Am exersat un post de educator pentru o perioada de 7 luni (dec-iulie
2004) intr-o asociatie (cu sediul situat in departamentul vecin Nord-Estul Parisului) care are ca obiectiv principal luarea in custodie si integrarea in structurile societatii franceze a minorilor straini izolati(de parinti).
In acest fotoreportaj am incercat sa raman fidel unei realitati dure in care acesti copii se regasesc . Lipsa afectiunii parentale si sentimentele pe care le provoaca aceasta au reprezentat firul conductor al fotoreportajului. Mi-am dorit ca acest fotoreportaj sa nu fie o copie fidela a realitatii cotidiene, ci o marturie sentimentala a acestui proces de instrainare. Dificulatatea lor de comunicare m-a determinat sa accentuez gesticulatia corpurilor intr-un spatiu relativ restrans.
Am incercat sa redau aceasta atmosfera " de asteptare fara sa sti
exact ce astepti". Mi-am dorit ca acest fotoreportaj sa fie cunoscut si in Romania in speranta unei eventuale sensibilizari a publicului nostru in raport cu acest subiect.(alte informatii -la cerere) (vezi diaporama de imagini in atachements ; quick time player) am folosit un Rolleiflex kodak 400 vc /120 fotoreportaj retinut de editorul foto "Le Monde 2" in eventualitatea unei publicatii.
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eu abia m-am intors, dar plec - de Horia D la: 28/04/2005 19:49:28
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "2")
eu abia m-am intors, dar plec in curand.. suna ca un "quickie":))
ma duc la dentist :(
horica - de Belle la: 13/05/2005 21:28:33
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "3")
aha... ai fost la un quickie atunci, huh?
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tot morrison - de teo_05 la: 23/06/2005 10:34:59
(la: Cele mai frumoase poezii)
An American Prayer

Do you know the warm progress under the stars?
Do you know we exist?
Have you forgotten the keys to the Kingdom?
Have you been borne yet and are you alive?

Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages
Celebrate symbols from deep elder forests
(Have you forgotten the lessons
of the ancient war?)

We need great golden copulations

The fathers are cackling in trees of the forest
Our mother is dead in the sea

Do you know we are being led to slaughters by placid admirals
and that fat slow generals are getting obscene on young blood

Do you know we are ruled by T.V.
The moon is a dry blood beast
Guerilla bands are rolling numbers in the next block of green vine
amassing for warfare on innocent herdsmen who are just dying

O great creator of being
grant us one more hour to perform our art
and perfect our lives

The moths and atheists are doubly divine and dying
We live, we die
and death not ends it
Journey we more into the Nightmare
Cling to life our passion'd flower
Cling to cunts and cocks of despair
We got our final vision by clap
Columbus' groin got filled with green death

(I touched her thigh and death smiled)

We have assembled inside this ancient and insane theatre
To propagate our lust for life and flee the swarming wisdom of the streets
The barns are stormed
The windows kept
and only one of all the rest
To dance and save us
With the divine mockery of words
Music inflames temperament

(When the true King's murderers are allowed to roam free
a 1000 magicians arise in the land)

Where are the feasts we were promised
Where is the wine
The New Wine (dying on the vine)

resident mockery
give us an hour for magic
We of the purple glove
We of the starling flight and velvet hour
We of arabic pleasure's breed
We of sundome and the night

Give us a creed
To believe
A night of Lust
Give us trust in
The Night

Give of color
hundred hues
a rich Mandala
for me and you

And for your silky
pillowed house
a head, wisdom
and a bed

Troubled decree
Resident mockery
has claimed thee

We used to believe
in the good old days
We still receive
In little ways

The Things of Kindness
And unsporting brow
Forget and allow

Did you know freedom exists in a school book
Did you know madmen are running our prison
within a jail, within a gaol
within a white free protestant

We're perched headlong on the edge of boredom
We're reaching for death on the end of a candle
We're trying for something
That's already found us

We can invent Kingdoms of our own
grand purple thrones, those chairs of lust
and love we must, in beds of rust

Steel doors lock in prisoner's screams
and muzak, AM, rocks their dreams
No black men's pride to hoist the beams
while mocking angels sift what seems

To be a collage of magazine dust
Scratched on foreheads of walls of trust
This is just jail for those who must
get up in the morning and fight for such

unusable standards
while weeping maidens
show-off penury and pout
ravings for a mad staff

Wow, I'm sick of doubt
Live in the light of certain

Cruel bindings
The servants have the power
dog-men and their mean women
pulling poor blankets over
our sailors
(and where were you in our lean hour)
Milking your moustache?
or grinding a flower?
I'm sick of dour faces
Staring at me from the T.V.
Tower. I want roses in
my garden bower; dig?
Royal babies, rubies
must now replace aborted
Strangers in the mud
These mutants, blood-meal
for the plant that's plowed

They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale and wanton thrillful
comes death on strange hour
unannounced, unplanned for
like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings
where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws

No more money, no more fancy dress
This other Kingdom seems by far the best
until its other jaw reveals incest
and loose obedience to a vegetable law

I will not go
Prefer a Feast of Friends
To the Giant family

Great screaming Christ
Lazy Mary will get you up
upon a Sunday morning

"The movie will begin in 5 moments"
The mindless Voice announced
"All those unseated, will await
The next show"

We filed slowly, languidly
into the hall. The auditorium
was vast, and silent.
As we seated and were darkened
The Voice continued:

"The program for this evening
is not new. You have seen
This entertainment thru and thru.
You've seen your birth, your
life and death; you might recall
all of the rest -- (did you
have a good world when you
died?) -- enough to base
a movie on?"

An iron chuckle rapped our
minds like a fist.

I'm getting out of here
Where're you going?
To the other side of the morning
Please don't chase the clouds
pagodas, temples

Her * gripped him
like a warm friendly

"It's all right.
All your friends are here."

When can I meet them?
"After you've eaten"
I'm not hungry
"O, we meant beaten"

Silver stream, silvery scream,
impossible concentration

Here come the comedians
look at them smile
Watch them dance
an indian mile

Look at them gesture
How aplomb
So to gesture everyone

Words dissemble
Words be quick
Words resemble walking sticks

Plant them
They will grow
Watch them waver so

I'll always be
a word-man
Better than a birdman

But I'll charge
Won't get away
w/out lodging a dollar

Shall I say it again
aloud, you get the point
No food w/out fuel's gain

I'll be, the irish loud
unleashed my beak
at peak of powers

O girl, unleash
your worried comb

O worried mind

Sin in the fallen
Backwoods by the blind

She smells debt
on my new collar

Arrogant prose
Tied in a network of fast quest
Hence the obsession

Its quick to admit
Fats borrowed rhythm
Woman came between them

Women of the world unite
Make the world safe
For a scandalous life

Hee Heee
Cut your throat
Life is a joke

Your wife's in a moat
The same boat
Here comes the goat

Blood Blood Blood Blood
They're making a joke
of our universe

Are you more real than me
I'll burn you, and set you free
Wept bitter tears
Excessive courtesy
I won't forget

A hot sick lava flowed up,
Rustling and bubbling.
The paper-face.
Mirror-mask, I love you mirror.

He had been brainwashed for 4 hrs.
The LT. puzzled in again
"ready to talk"
"No sir" -- was all he'd say.
Go back to the gym.
Very peaceful

Air base in the desert
looking out venetian blinds
a plane
a desert flower
cool cartoon

The rest of the World
is reckless and dangerous
Look at the
Stag films

A ship leaves port
mean horse of another thicket
wishbone of desire
decry the metal fox
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kate bush - organic acid - de zaraza la: 19/07/2005 23:37:13
(la: Versuri din melodiile voastre preferate...)
ma fascineaza in ultima vreme.

ptr cine e interesat de un download:

He got her drunk very quickly
Holding hands, they found the broom-cupboard
Where he had control as far as the fall
When his hand covered wet hair
She took over among furniture wax
Dust, and the cloying yellow of polishing-cloth
When he was sick, she comforted him

Oh hush, my friend, and sleep
And cuddle to the wind
Sleep on through the waves
That may wet your lover's dream

We have been far through this night long hours
We will go far, tomorrow, out of sight, ooh...

He couldn't do it properly
The disco, the office, the pub,
Had left out those details of delight.
Satisfied, he would collapse out,
Puzzled at why she still squirmed,
Held onto him, tears curling into her mouth
This was something their stories always omitted
That her joy would seem like pain
When he focused after his release.

Do sand and shells and stones
Peep in through your night?
But you should not be hurt
For all will pass with time.

We have been far through this night long hours
We will go far, tomorrow, out of sight, ooh...

In the third week of the relationship
She was tripping on organic acid
Would stop to pick up a rained-out leaf
Would give it tenderly into his hand
Full of dead things before they reached the car

When they drove she sat with mouth open
As though photographed on the impact of a stomach punch
Her right fist gripping the skin of his left leg

Hooking the steering-wheel closer to his heart
He feared her, and slapped out sideways into her face
She entered the cut with her tongue
Gurgling gratitude for the strange taste

Do you fear the dark?
Then hush, and realise
That though the angels never come
Prayers can soothe your mind

We have been far through this night long hour
We will go far, tomorrow, out of sight, ooh...

There was no premonition of the wet Hog's Back
The sportscar slumped, snout into a beech
Their corpses giving the vehicle arms
Petrol and blood at last dripping together
But quick flashes of a planned lunch
Cold red beef, white cloth by a cherrywood fire
Game pie, and for him two pints of colder beer
The winter air tucking under their eyelids
As they spun on the gravel at Clandon
Their hands steaming from quick moisture
The aromatic finger drawn up to his nostril
Dazed after mutual masturbation
They zigzagged into a conservative end

Oh hush, my friend, asleep.
Prism - de reincarnat la: 21/07/2005 04:16:53
Eu locuiesc in Singapore, la numai 30 minute distanta cu vaporasul sint doua insule Indoneziene, Batam si Bintan. Pe aceste insule nu este nici o industrie, numai terenuri de golf unde executivii din Singapore se duc pentru entertainment sau isi invita clientii pentru "business discussions"...

Incepijnd de pe la ora sase seara, dupa rugaciune, fiecare locuitor - nu conteaza virsta sau sexul devin prostituati. Copii la zece ani si maturi la 50, fetite si baieti barbati si femei...
Poti sa ai o quickie in parc, in autobuz, in taxi ... unde-ti cere fantezia... sau poti sa ai o noapte de orgie in camera de hotel cu cite femei sau barbati te tin curelele... si toate astea numai pentru citiva dolari...
Astia nu o fac de placere, este singurul lor mijloc de existenta.

In multe orase mari din lume, studente si studenti de la universitate lucreaza in bordeluri pentru a cistiga bani. Si cistiga bani frumosi!
In China, absolventele de facultate din nord se duc in orasele noi industrializate din sudul Chinei unde lucreaza ca prostituate in bordeluri sau Private Karaoke Rooms si dupa citiva ani, dupa ce sia-u facut suma, se retrag la profesia pentru care au studiat. In multe tari din lume prostitutia este cea mai profitabila profesie.
Nu o face nimeni din placere. Oricit ar fi o femeie sau un barbat de "horny", nu cred ca gaseste nici o placere in a avea sex cu 5 - 10 clienti diferiti, pe zi...
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banc de dimineata - de Horia D la: 03/10/2005 15:44:13
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "6")
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do a seven-day experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear and preach to it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience. Father O'Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first.

"Wellll," he says, in a fine Irish brouge, "Ey wint oot into th' wooods to fynd me a bearr. Oond when Ey fund him Ey began to rread to him from the Baltimorre Catechism Welll, thet bearr wanted naught to do wi' me und begun to slap me aboot. So I quick grrabbed me holy water and, THE SAINT! S BE PRAISED, he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop is cooming oot next wik to give him fierst communion und confierrmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he proclaimed, "WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle...WE DUNK! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to him from God's HOOOOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. I SAY NO! He wanted NOTHING to do with me. So I took HOOOLD of him and we began to rassle. We rassled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we come to a crick. So I quick DUNK him and BAPTIZE his hairy soul. An' jus like you sez, he wuz gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the week in fellowship, feasting on God's HOOOOLY word."

They both look down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him.

The rabbi looks up and says, "Oy! You don't know what tough is until you try to circumcise one of those creatures.
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