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cammie
la: 24/07/2004 00:56:55
(la: Top 10 pop-rock-disco al anilor 80) 1. Queen - Too much love will kill you
2. Kaoma - Lambada 3. Def Leppard - When Love & Hate Collide 4. Mungo Jerry - In the summertime 5. Roxette - I don't want to get hurt 6. Rod Stewart - You put something better inside of me 7. Ozzy Osbourne - Old L.A. tonight 8. Elton John - Blessed 9. Ugly Kid Joe - Cloudy Skies 10. Ben E. King - Stand by me E dificil sa alegi doar 10 piese dintr-o varietate de hit-uri ale anilor '80. Se poarta acum ( topurile ) mini , but still ... nici un top 100 nu ar ajunge ... :))) At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . . But there you are, Another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should have known that it was bull#!*^, Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans. Go on now go, Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count. (Chorus) I will survive, I will survive, Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive, I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud, But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed, Go on now go, Just make a dash, Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone run nude hash, I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me. Go on now go, Just hit the track, Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, Cos I'll always throw them back, The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce. (Chorus) Go on now go, Get out of my sight, I'm going back to my appliance, Cos I know it's length is right, And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor. Go on now Go! ~ de la HTD Fun Loving Fantasy - canasta league .... nu spun care ;) ""son histoire...", de alexis hk."
Update: "If it be your will" de Leonard Cohen :) ___________________________________________________ "aceste cuvinte ne doare" (sic) in "living will" am spus ca daca e sa ajung o vegetala, vreau sa fiu desconectat de la life support, si l-am numit pe fratele meu ca executor (si la randul meu, eu sunt desemnat sa-l desconectez pe el in cazul ca lui i se va intampla asa ceva). Ce calitate a viatii e aia sa stai ca o vegetala, cu ochii pironiti in tavan?
fefe & ivy will bring the pop
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Horia D
la: 22/06/2005 22:21:14
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "3") fefe & ivy will bring the popcorn :D
Da tu crezi ca eu sunt o pasarica sa aruncati cu popcorn in directia mea?:)) poate daca ma nimeriti in cap, ca acolo am stoliuri intregi. 2005 Prime-time Emmy nominations
Drama series “Deadwood,” HBO; “Lost,” ABC; “Six Feet Under,” HBO; “24,” Fox; “The West Wing,” NBC Comedy series “Arrested Development,” Fox; “Desperate Housewives,” ABC; “Everybody Loves Raymond,” CBS; “Scrubs,” NBC; “Will & Grace,” NBC Miniseries “Elvis,” CBS; “Empire Falls,” HBO; “The 4400,” USA; “The Lost Prince (Masterpiece Theatre),” PBS Made-for-TV movie “Lackawanna Blues,” HBO; “The Life and Death of Peter Sellers,” HBO; “The Office Special,” BBC America; “Warm Springs,” HBO; “The Wool Cap,” TNT Reality Series -- Competition “The Amazing Race,” CBS; “American Idol,” Fox; “The Apprentice,” NBC; “Project Runway,” Bravo; “Survivor,” CBS Reality Program “Antiques Roadshow,” PBS; “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition,” ABC; “Penn & Teller: Bull----!” Showtime; “Project Greenlight,” Bravo; “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,” Bravo Variety, Music or Comedy Series “Da Ali G Show,” HBO; “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart,” Comedy Central; “Late Night With Conan O’Brien,” NBC; “Late Show With David Letterman,” CBS; “Real Time With Bill Maher,” HBO Variety, Music or Comedy Special “77th Annual Academy Awards,” ABC; “Dave Chappelle: For What It’s Worth,” Showtime; “Everybody Loves Raymond — The Last Laugh,” CBS; “The Games of The XXVIII Olympiad — Opening Ceremony,” NBC; “58th Annual Tony Awards (2004),” CBS Actor, Drama Series James Spader, “Boston Legal,” ABC; Ian McShane, “Deadwood,” HBO; Hugh Laurie, “House,” Fox; Hank Azaria, “Huff,” Showtime; Kiefer Sutherland, “24,” Fox Actress, Drama Series Jennifer Garner, “Alias,” ABC; Mariska Hargitay, “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” NBC; Patricia Arquette, “Medium,” NBC; Glenn Close, “The Shield,” FX; Frances Conroy, “Six Feet Under,” HBO Supporting Actor, Drama Series William Shatner, “Boston Legal,” ABC; Oliver Platt, “Huff,” Showtime; Naveen Andrews, “Lost,” ABC; Terry O’Quinn, “Lost,” ABC; Alan Alda, “The West Wing,” NBC Supporting Actress, Drama Series Sandra Oh, “Grey’s Anatomy,” ABC; Blythe Danner, “Huff,” Showtime; Tyne Daly, “Judging Amy,” CBS; CCH Pounder, “The Shield,” FX; Stockard Channing, “The West Wing,” NBC Actor, Comedy Series Jason Bateman, “Arrested Development,” Fox; Ray Romano, “Everybody Loves Raymond,” CBS; Tony Shalhoub, “Monk,” USA; Zach Braff, “Scrubs,” NBC; Eric McCormack, “Will & Grace,” NBC Actress, Comedy Series Marcia Cross, “Desperate Housewives,” ABC; Teri Hatcher, “Desperate Housewives,” ABC; Felicity Huffman, “Desperate Housewives,” ABC; Patricia Heaton, “Everybody Loves Raymond,” CBS; Jane Kaczmarek, “Malcolm In The Middle,” Fox Supporting Actor, Comedy Series Jeffrey Tambor, “Arrested Development,” Fox; Jeremy Piven, “Entourage,” HBO; Peter Boyle, “Everybody Loves Raymond,” CBS; Brad Garrett, “Everybody Loves Raymond,” CBS; Sean Hayes, “Will & Grace,” NBC Supporting Actress, Comedy Series Jessica Walter, “Arrested Development,” Fox; Doris Roberts, “Everybody Loves Raymond,” CBS; Holland Taylor, “Two And A Half Men,” CBS; Conchata Ferrell, “Two And A Half Men,” CBS; Megan Mullally, “Will & Grace,” NBC Actor, Miniseries or a Movie Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, “Elvis,” CBS; Ed Harris, “Empire Falls,” HBO; Geoffrey Rush, “The Life and Death of Peter Sellers,” HBO; Kenneth Branagh, “Warm Springs,” HBO; William H. Macy, “The Wool Cap,” TNT Actress, Miniseries or a Movie Blythe Danner, “Back When We Were Grownups (Hallmark Hall of Fame Presentation),” CBS; Debra Winger, “Dawn Anna,” Lifetime Television; S. Epatha Merkerson, “Lackawanna Blues,” HBO; Halle Berry, “Their Eyes Were Watching God,” ABC; Cynthia Nixon, “Warm Springs,” HBO Supporting Actor, Miniseries or a Movie Randy Quaid, “Elvis,” CBS; Paul Newman, “Empire Falls,” HBO; Philip Seymour Hoffman, “Empire Falls,” HBO; Christopher Plummer, “Our Fathers,” Showtime; Brian Dennehy, “Our Fathers,” Showtime Supporting Actress, Miniseries or a Movie Camryn Manheim, “Elvis,” CBS; Joanne Woodward, “Empire Falls,” HBO; Charlize Theron, “The Life and Death of Peter Sellers,” HBO; Jane Alexander, “Warm Springs,” HBO; Kathy Bates, “Warm Springs,” HBO Source: Associated Press Updated: 11:53 a.m. ET July 14, 2005 © 2005 MSNBC.com URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8569189/ La mine se aude acum Lhasa - Soon the space will be too small - desi pana se posteaza comentariul asta voi fi ascultat multe multe altele :)
amortzeala:
Cugetari despre sex: Cunoasteti privirea aceea pe care o au femeile cand vor sa faca sex? Nici eu. Steve Martin Sa faci sex e ca si cum ai juca bridge. Daca n-ai un partener bun, ar fi bine sa ai o mana buna. Woody Allen Bisexualitatea dubleaza automat sansele de a avea o intalnire sambata noaptea. Rodney Dangerfield Exista cateva dispozitive care cresc dorinta sexuala, in special la femei. Cel mai important dintre acestea este Mercedes-Benz 500 SL. Lynn Lavner Sexul este unul din cele noua motive pentru reincarnare. Celelalte opt n-au importanta. George Burns Femeile sunt capabile sa mimeze orgasmul. Barbatii pot mima o intreaga relatie. Sharon Stone Mama mea n-a sesizat niciodata nimic ironic in a ma numi "son-of-a-bitch". Jack Nicholson Clinton a mintit. Un barbat poate uita unde parcheaza sau chiar unde locuieste, dar nu uita niciodata o partida de sex oral, indiferent cat de nereusita a fost. Barbara Bush Femeile au nevoie de un motiv ca sa faca sex. Barbatii au nevoie numai de un loc unde s-o faca. Billy Crystal Potrivit unor cercetari recente, femeile spun ca se simt mai comfortabil daca se dezbraca in fata unui barbat, decat daca ar face-o in fata unei femei. Aceasta din cauza ca femeile sunt foarte critice, in timp ce barbatii sunt doar recunoscatori. Robert DeNiro Se zice ca ar fi aparut un nou scandal in lumea medicala. Doctorii semnaleaza faptul ca barbatii au reactii alergice la prezervativele din latex. Acestea provoaca umflarea puternica a penisului. Si, care-i problema? Dustin Hoffman In loc sa ma recasatoresc, mai bine imi gasesc o femeie care sa nu-mi placa si-i dau pur si simplu o casa. Rod Stewart Vedeti, problema e ca Dumnezeu i-a dat barbatului un creier si un penis, dar nu i-a dat suficient sange pentru a le folosi pe amandoua deodata. Robin William -------------------------------------------------- O fi bine in Rai, dar cele mai interesante persoane nu ajung acolo (Nietzsche) Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day You got mud on yo’ face You big disgrace Kickin’ your can all over the place We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Buddy you’re a young man hard man Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo’ face You big disgrace Wavin’ your banner all over the place We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Buddy you’re an old man poor man Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day You got mud on your face You big disgrace Somebody better put you back in your place We will we will rock you We will we will rock youBuddy you’re a boy make a big noise Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day You got mud on yo’ face You big disgrace Kickin’ your can all over the place We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Buddy you’re a young man hard man Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo’ face You big disgrace Wavin’ your banner all over the place We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Buddy you’re an old man poor man Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day You got mud on your face You big disgrace Somebody better put you back in your place We will we will rock you We will we will rock youBuddy you’re a boy make a big noise Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day You got mud on yo’ face You big disgrace Kickin’ your can all over the place We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Buddy you’re a young man hard man Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo’ face You big disgrace Wavin’ your banner all over the place We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Buddy you’re an old man poor man Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day You got mud on your face You big disgrace Somebody better put you back in your place We will we will rock you We will we will rock you
THE ISLAM WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD
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adynet1
la: 29/03/2008 13:27:40
Modificat la: 29/03/2008 13:31:01
(la: Geert Wilders - Fitna) Singura sansa de a opri avalansa (THE ISLAM WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD ) e de a nu ponegri arabii ca arabi, de a izola cuiburile de vipere teroriste pana la exterminare si de a incuraja putinele curente moderniste arabe sa vorbeasca maselor , sa slabeasca curentele religioase care dau o interpretare extremista CORANULUI . Arabilor le e teama sa gandeasca liber ,sa se exprime liber si au nevoie de ajutor...Asta va spune omul care traieste cel mai de aproape problema , dintre voi...
W, as in wise, as in Will.
N-o stiam, dar suna bine!
...sau cum se mai spunea, parca, pe undeva (batranul Will?): "maurul iarta, dar nu uita" pentru mine, fraza citata de tine este o eleganta raza de lumina tintita pe frontiera-ngusta dintre un comportament nobil si-unul (adesea inconstient) masochist. Caci bunatatea si inteligenta, premizele capacitatii de-a ierta, atunci cand se cupleaza cu uitarea, transforma posesorul in potentiala victima perpetua. Ci-ndemanatec am putea o tema ca a ta sa o-mpletim cu-o alta, ce deja s-a si itzit: "tradarea si iertarea". Cu sarg de-om reusi un numitor comun sa dezvoltam din astea, suntem mari; ma rog, poate ca nu. Who cares, anyway?! Cui de folos i-a fi?
DEHA este pe scurt un hormon
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Nico
la: 10/10/2003 19:13:41
(la: D.H.E.A. sau tineretea vesnica ???) DEHA este pe scurt un hormon produs de corpul uman: dehydroepiandrosteron. Este responsabil pentru producerea si reglarea steroizilor si hormonilor sexuali. S-a observat ca nivelul acestui hormon scade dramatic cu varsta ( la 70 ani este 5% comparativ cu nivelul de la 20 ani). Acest fapt a dus la deductia logica - dar necomfirmata din pacate - ca suplimentand acest hormon imbatranirea poate fi reversata sau macar incetinita. Nu este total exlusa posibilitatea metionata de tine ... teoretic vorbind!
Pentru vorbitorii de limba engleza ( De pe Internet adunate!)): "DHEA" is short for dehydroepiandrosterone, a hormone naturally produced in the human body in the adrenal gland. For what is DHEA used? DHEA / Dehydroepiandrosterone is the sole precursor hormone responsible for the production and regulation of every other steroid and sex hormone in the body. It has recently been discovered that bodily levels of DHEA decline with age (a typical 70-year old will have about 5-10% the DHEA of what a typical 20 year old produces), leading to the (logically correct and possible) hypothesis that supplementing DHEA will reverse or halt the aging process. This is probably just another round of humankind's hope for the discovery of the Fountain of Youth, but there are some valuable elements to DHEA supplementation that are worth investigating. For example, declining levels of DHEA are implicated in Alzheimer's disease diabetes arthritis obesity cancer atherosclerosis and heart disease lupus "Legea ucide atunci cand ii absolva pe criminali" spunea batranul Will...
Justitia greseste in unele cazuri, si cand un criminal scapa nepedepsit, sau iese din puscarie dupa cativa ani, as vota "pentru". Sunt si cazuri cand un om a fost condamnat la pedeapsa capitala, si executat, iar apoi s-a dovedit ca era nevinovat. As vota "impotriva". Grea dilema... sanjuro Nowadays
I learned not to cry Unless I can't hold it. The people around Are running away Saying: "Forget it!" "How are you doing?" "Thanks, I'm doing fine" It does not matter if You're sad or suffer No one will give a dime. They want to see success, Money, fame and power. You have to hide the truth That your life is sour. Depression is a shame, Melancholy - a stigma - Who wants to be around Someone who lack charisma? Go party, spend some money, Show that you have some fun, Smile with or without reason (!) Nobody then will run. Daca te gandesti bine, multi oameni au setat autopilotul cu mult timp in urma, deci intr-un fel pentru ei majoritatea vietii este ca un vis a la Matrix. Autosugestia este un alt mod de trai intr-o lume inchisa asemenea unui vis. Influenta mediului, in special a religiei si a mass-mediei asupra vietii omului de rand este inca un exemplu de putere deseori nevazuta sau subestimata ce influenteaza zi de zi miliarde de oameni. Faptul ca multi supraestimeaza ideea de "free will" si subestimeaza rolul influentelor externe (sau innascute) demonstreaza ca intr-un fel oamenii traiesc intr-o matrice putin controlata de ei insisi.
Matrice impusa de religie: multi se nasc incatusati intr-o matrice sufocanta forjata dinaintea nasterii lor (ex. "untouchables" in India). Matrice impusa de mass-media (in colaborare cu activisti de partid republicani): improscarea cu noroi a unor personalitati politice ce cauzeaza discreditarea acestora si a apropiatilor lor pentru infractiuni inexistente sau minore (ex. Bill Clinton pe tema Monica Lewinsky, si implicit Hillary Clinton si Al Gore). Pentru o analiza mai aprofundata a filozofiei sugerate de filmul Matrix, vezi eseurile de mai jos (in engleza), dintre care recomand in special pe ultimul care contine si o scurta introducere a gnosticismului (in contrast puternic cu sorele lui vitrege si foarte populare, crestinatatile catolice, ortodoxe si protestante): http://www.onwardoverland.com/matrix/philosophy.html
Canalul Dunarea Marea Neagra
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ilana gillon
la: 22/10/2003 09:14:24
(la: A existat holocaust in Romania?) Sint in Israel de 40 ani si nu mai vorbesc/scriu bine Romaneste. Asi vrea sa continui in Englezeste.
I reached this site completely by chance and was amazed to see that the situation of the Jews in Romania during the communist era and before is still of such a huge interest. My father Ing. Aurel Rozei was one of the engineers that were employed in the first Canalul Dunarea Marea Neagra project. He was sentenced to death in 1952 for sabotageing the works. Is this trial known now in Romania ? What is the attitude towards it. Any information will be highly appreciated. http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=35494
Yasser Arafat has private bank accounts worth more than $800 million built up with funds designated as aid to the Palestinian Authority, according to a report. From the appropriated money, he transfers $100,000 a month to his wife Suha, who lives in Paris with their daughter, according to the CBS News program "60 Minutes," which will air the report Sunday. The investigation was assisted by PA Finance Minister Salam Fayad, who is trying to trace all of the money allocated to the PA that never reached its intended destination. The CBS investigation confirms previous reports. A recent International Monetary Fund audit revealed Arafat diverted $900 million from the PA budget into bank accounts under his control. In 1998, the European Union discovered through an audit of its own that $20 million designated for low-income housing was used to build a luxury apartment complex for top PA officials and Arafat associates. A former Arafat treasurer charged last year Arafat transferred more than $500 million in international aid to personal account. http://www.adevarulonline.ro/index.jsp?page=newsletter§ion_id=7&article_id=59809 150.000 de evrei - in armata lui Hitler? Circa 150.000 de soldati de origine evreiasca au fost inrolati in armata germana in timpul lui Adolf Hitler, potrivit unei carti aparute saptamana trecuta in Germania. Dupa decenii de cercetari laborioase, istoricul american Bryan Mark Riggs scoate la iveala in cartea sa "Soldatii evrei ai lui Hitler" faptul ca, in ciuda "Legilor de la Nurenberg", din 1935, care excludeau barbatii de origine evreiasca de la serviciul militar, nu mai putin de 60.000 de persoane cu un parinte evreu si 90.000 de persoane cu un bunic evreu au luptat in Wehrmacht (armata germana), relateaza cotidianul german "Die Welt". De-a lungul anilor, autorul lucrarii a intervievat peste 400 de fosti soldati cu origine evreiasca si a constatat ca marea majoritate a "corciturilor", cum erau numiti cei care aveau un parinte sau un bunic evreu, se considerau germani si au ramas in armata chiar si dupa decretul lui Hitler din 1940, care stipula ca toti barbatii clasificati drept partial evrei sa fie dati afara din armata.
Ce le mai incurci tu Doamne!
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Zamolxe
la: 08/11/2003 01:37:11
(la: A existat holocaust in Romania?) http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=35494 Yasser Arafat has private bank accounts worth more than $800 million built up with funds designated as aid to the Palestinian Authority, according to a report. From the appropriated money, he transfers $100,000 a month to his wife Suha, who lives in Paris with their daughter, according to the CBS News program "60 Minutes," which will air the report Sunday. The investigation was assisted by PA Finance Minister Salam Fayad, who is trying to trace all of the money allocated to the PA that never reached its intended destination. The CBS investigation confirms previous reports. A recent International Monetary Fund audit revealed Arafat diverted $900 million from the PA budget into bank accounts under his control. In 1998, the European Union discovered through an audit of its own that $20 million designated for low-income housing was used to build a luxury apartment complex for top PA officials and Arafat associates. A former Arafat treasurer charged last year Arafat transferred more than $500 million in international aid to personal account. http://www.adevarulonline.ro/index.jsp?page=newsletter§ion_id=7&article_id=59809 150.000 de evrei - in armata lui Hitler? Circa 150.000 de soldati de origine evreiasca au fost inrolati in armata germana in timpul lui Adolf Hitler, potrivit unei carti aparute saptamana trecuta in Germania. Dupa decenii de cercetari laborioase, istoricul american Bryan Mark Riggs scoate la iveala in cartea sa "Soldatii evrei ai lui Hitler" faptul ca, in ciuda "Legilor de la Nurenberg", din 1935, care excludeau barbatii de origine evreiasca de la serviciul militar, nu mai putin de 60.000 de persoane cu un parinte evreu si 90.000 de persoane cu un bunic evreu au luptat in Wehrmacht (armata germana), relateaza cotidianul german "Die Welt". De-a lungul anilor, autorul lucrarii a intervievat peste 400 de fosti soldati cu origine evreiasca si a constatat ca marea majoritate a "corciturilor", cum erau numiti cei care aveau un parinte sau un bunic evreu, se considerau germani si au ramas in armata chiar si dupa decretul lui Hitler din 1940, care stipula ca toti barbatii clasificati drept partial evrei sa fie dati afara din armata.
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'So, what are you doing right now?' asks the father.
'I am a theology scholar,' replies the fiance.
'Do you have any plans of employment?'
'I will study and God will provide.'
'What about the children?' asks the man.
'God will provide.'
'And your house and car?'
'Again, God will provide,' says the fiance.
After the talk, the girl's mother asks the father, 'So what did you two talk about?'
The man replies, 'He has no plans of employment, but on the other hand, he thinks I'm God.'