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So great you had the chance to meet him!I wish I could but...who knows?Life is full of surprises!
Yeah,adevaratul Superman. Ca veni vorba de muzica si stiluri,sper ca-ti place The Doors? "When the music's over(3X) Turn out the lights(3X) For the music is your special friend Dance on fire as it intends Music is your only friend Until the end(3X) Cancel my subscription to the Resurrection Send my credantials to the House of Detention I got some friends inside... The face in the mirror won't stop The girl in the mirror won't drop A feast of friends 'Alive'!She cried Waitin' for me Outside! Before I sink Into the big sleep I want to hear(2X) The scream of the butterfly Come back baby Back into my arm We're getting tired of hangin' around I hear a very gentle sound Very near yet very far Very soft,yeah,very clear Come today,come today What have they done to the earth? What have they done to our fair sister? Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her Stuck her with knives in the side of the down I hear a very gentle sound With your ear down to the ground We want the world and we want it...(2X) Now Now? Now! Persian night,babe See the light,babe Save us! Jesus! Save us So when the music's over(3X) Turn out the lights(3X) For the music is your special friend Dance on fire as it intends Well music is your only friend Until the end(3X) LOVE&PEACE bro, Ozzy Ps:Also pt. Daniel care e poet si sunt sigur ca-i place poezia cantecelor lui Jim Morrison. Uitai sa scriu ceva aiurit...
Last sunday,merg spre sear sa iau din masina un sac de nisip(de fapt sunt bobite din hartie reciclate)este pt. pisisici sa se cace si sa-si faca de toate in cutiile lor de plastic. Sacul are 9Kg. il car cu ambele maini si pe drum catre usa la dracu'dar imi cad pantalonii(vara port shorts si NU port chiloti deloc)si tocmai trec...niste fete si baieti de 17 ani as zice si ma vad gol complet.Se uita la mine si desigur ca zambesc,dar si eu la felMa duc in casa exact la fel.Lila cade pe jos de ras.Imi e rusine?NOOOO. Cred ca numai la putini se intampla chestii de astea...dar sunt natural venite. In fine,pe maine?Poate?If I'll be alive.... Hello JC,bungee-belle&all....matza is back from the Black Sea...Mi-a fost dor de voi...ptr bungee-bella....i'm alive :)...you know better what it means...pupikei
****************************************************** Putinta de a trai noi insine in sufletul altuia e singura adevarata valoare omeneasca, Love Pisicutza One more time:
"Don't take life too serious, none of us is getting out... alive" salutari, sixpack
La ei se poate face, la noi nu, ca suntem mai fraieri...
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Dinu Lazar
la: 02/09/2004 01:08:19
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf) La ei se poate face o istorie a fotografiei, la noi nu, caci suntem mai inapoiati, probabil... si cum pe vremea lu` Dracula nu se faceau poze, e pacat, pentru ca atit i-ar duce mintea, "Pictures with dr.Acula"...
Dar avem si noi partea noastra de vina. HP Declare British National Photo Album a Success HP Press Release 01/09/04 Britain's first National Photo Album unearths hidden photographic treasures HP is pleased to announce the initial success of the National Photo Album, one of the most ambitious public archiving projects in recent history. Having urged the nation to dust off its old photograph albums and rummage through its attics, HP has been astonished to see people react so positively. With over 5,000 images already submitted and more than 300,000 hits in the first two months, The National Photo Album has been embraced by the public. The search has uncovered some hidden gems from the photo albums of members of the public, such as: - The enchanting image of Big Ben taken during the strikes in the 1970s, when fuel was at a premium and the spot lights had to be switched off - A chance meeting with George Best relaxing on holiday in Majorca in 1972 - Young twins working a wooden washing machine in 1939 - A boxing match between sailors, to entertain the troops on HMS Emperor of India in 1915 "We expected a good response, but I don't think we ever imagined that people would react in such a positive manner. The HP National Photo Album is quickly turning into the vital photographic resource we always hoped it would. And there's no doubt that The Daily Mirror has contributed enormously to our success as we supplied its 'Pic of the Week' for almost two months," said Peter Urey, marketing and category manager for HP's Imaging and Printing Group. "No one else is providing a photographic resource which contains pictures solely taken by everyday people and we believed that this difference would offer a 'back stage pass' to our history, now we know for sure that it does." The aim of The National Photo Album was to search for images of individuals, families, workplaces, events, outings, cities, towns and villages, all accompanied with the story behind each picture; anything which revealed something of the way Britain has worked, played, lived and loved over the past two hundred years. The results have been fascinating with a hugely varied collection of pictures and stories. "The HP National Photo Album is an excellent incentive to keep British History alive," said one of the National Photo Album's visitors. "It's always great to be able to see other people's pictures of years, events and times gone by and I'm certain that as the word spreads, it will be a much visited site." "We were hoping for pictures which would immediately provoke attention such as pictures of Elvis Presley's only visit to the UK, but what we have found is that we have received a far more interesting selection of stories," added Urey. "When you read a story about a 10 year old boy, with numerous siblings who was the only bread winner in his family, you realise the importance of these pictures as historical materials." The HP National Photo Album is free to access at www.nationalphotoalbum.co.uk Anyone wanting to contribute to the archive can offer their pictures for consideration in one of two ways. - Option 1: Upload images directly onto the archive at www.nationalphotoalbum.co.uk by following simple step by step instructions. - Option 2: Submit entries via post to HP National Photo Album, 31 St. Petersburgh Place, London W2 4LA where they will be vetted and uploaded by experts. *All images must be accompanied by a suitably sized self-addressed envelope. Every effort will be made to return the images in good order but HP cannot be held liable for damaged or lost photographs. HP has a unique history and expertise in digital imaging. Currently it is assisting museums and art galleries around the world including the UK's National Gallery, in digitising their collections to ensure that the world's most important images are captured for posterity. Now it is turning its attention to the treasure trove of photographs that lie gathering dust in the nation's attics. By digitising and storing these valuable images HP is aiming to ensure that this valuable photographic inheritance is not lost and can be shared with millions of people. Suitable pictures will be added to the HP National Photo Album which will be a searchable online database of images that can be accessed and downloaded for free. ok... ar trebui sa-ti inchipui, da' pana atunci hai sa vedem daca cineva iti raspunde la intrebare.
pentru mine chestia cu fundul paros e ca prima din sirul (a se citi "shir" dupa definitia data de tine) de "insulte" de mai jos (se vede ca iar imi curat computerul) Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you! Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one! A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells. Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere! You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them. You're breath' so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toiletpaper! If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? You'd make a lovely corpse! I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast? You love nature in spite of what it did to you? I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located? I wish I'd known you when you were alive. If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck! What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement. When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving. You're a mouse studying to be a rat. Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you. Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone. I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest! If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? You're a good example of why some animals eat their young. ~~~ I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Pt. cei care stiu engleza (sau asa cred ei). Nu consider ca sunt experta dar ma descurc destul de bine. Chiar am primit complimente. In schimb cei mai prosti vorbitori de engleza sunt turcii (din cate stiu eu), din cauza ca nu pot pronunta consoanele una dupa alta. Va dati seama ce iese...
In ceea ce ma priveste filmele si cantecele in engleza au avut o foarte mare influenta, incercam sa imit felul in care spuneau cuvintele si in final am invatat mai multa engleza de la televizor decat din scoala, nici nu mai urmaream subtitrarea. Alt atu este faptul ca chiar imi place engleza. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind. Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live. Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age. Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific. Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label. Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine. Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie. Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work. Pronunciation -- think of Psyche! Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict. Finally, which rhymes with enough -- Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!! 1. E.E. Cummings - you said Is (XIII)
you said Is there anything which is dead or alive more beautiful than my body,to have in your fingers (trembling ever so little)? Looking into your eyes Nothing,i said,except the air of spring smelling of never and forever. ....and through the lattice which moved as if a hand is touched by a hand(which moved as though fingers touch a girl's breast, lightly) Do you believe in always,the wind said to the rain I am too busy with my flowers to believe,the rain answered 2. E.E. Cummings - i carry your heart with me i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart) 3. Edgar Allan Poe - Alone From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then- in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that round me rolled In its autumn tint of gold, From the lightning in the sky As it passed me flying by, From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view 4. E.E. Cummings - I Am A Beggar Always i am a beggar always who begs in your mind (slightly smiling, patient, unspeaking with a sign on his chest BLIND)yes i am this person of whom somehow you are never wholly rid(and who does not ask for more than just enough dreams to live on) after all, kid you might as well toss him a few thoughts a little love preferably, anything which you can't pass off on other people: for instance a plugged promise- the he will maybe (hearing something fall into his hat)go wandering after it with fingers;till having found what was thrown away himself taptaptaps out of your brain, hopes, life to(carefully turning a corner)never bother you any more 5. e.e. cummings - the boys i mean are not refined the boys i mean are not refined they go with girls who buck and bite they do not give a fuck for luck they hump them thirteen times a night one hangs a hat upon her tit one carves a cross on her behind they do not give a shit for wit the boys i mean are not refined they come with girls who bite and buck who cannot read and cannot write who laugh like they would fall apart and masturbate with dynamite the boys i mean are not refined they cannot chat of that and this they do not give a fart for art they kill like you would take a piss they speak whatever's on their mind they do whatever's in their pants the boys i mean are not refined they shake the mountains when they dance Ce spuneti de: " Do you believe in always,the wind said to the rain I am too busy with my flowers to believe,the rain answered..."? Exista Venetia dupa carnaval? Se pare ca da! Cateva snapsoturi din Venetia la acest link: http://enicealive.fotopic.net
Sunt 3 categorii: detalii, oameni si animale. P.S. Nu o sa gasiti poze cu mine in piata San Marco hranind porumbeii. :) Cum s-ar zice, imaginile sunt "dragutze", genul la care multa lume va zice "vai ce dragutz"; dat totusi pe ansamblu nu e rau si ne arata un stadiu care poate fi o etapa usor de trecut la capitolul "experiente" si se poate trece postind originalele astfel si discutindu-le mai usor la un set cu adevarat interesant de imagini.
Do you know we exist?
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psychedelic
la: 10/04/2005 07:04:57
(la: Lacrimi Mangaiate de Realitate(partea a II a)) Do you know the warm progress
under the stars? Do you know we exist? Have you forgotten the keys to the kingdom Have you been borne yet & are you alive? Let's reinvent the gods, all teh myths of the ages Celebrate symbols from deep elder forests [Have you forgotten the lessons of the ancient war] We need great golden copulations The fathers are cackling in trees of the forest Our mother is dead in the sea Do you know we are being led to slaughters by placid admirals & that fat slow generals are getting obscene on young blood Do you know we are ruled by T.V. The moon is dry blood beast Guerrilla bands are rolling numbers in the next block of green vine amassing for warfare on innocent herdsman who are just dying O great creator of being grant us one more hour to perform our art & perfect our lives The moths & atheists are doubly divine & dying We live, we die & death not ends it Journey we more into the Nightmare Cling to life Our passion'd flower Cling to Cunts & cocks of despair We got our final vision by clap Columbus groin got filled w/green death (I touched her thigh & death smiled) We have assembled inside this ancient & insane theatre To propagate our lust for life & flee the swarming wisdom of the streets The barns are stormed The windows kept & only one of all the rest To dance & save us W/the divine mockery of words Music inflames temperament (When the true King's murderers are allowed to roam free a 1000 Magicians arise in the land) Where are the feasts we are promised Where is the wine The New Wine (dying on the vine) resident mockery give us an hour for magic We of the purple glove We of the starling flight & velvet hour We of arabic pleasures's breed We of sundome & the night Give us a creed To believe A nightr of lust Give us trust in The Night Give of color hundred hues a rich mandala for me & for you & for your silky pillowed house a head, wisdom & a bed Troubled decree Resident mockery has claimed thee We used to believe in the good old days We still receive In little ways The things of Kindness & unsporting brow Forget & allow Did you know freedom exists in school books Did you know madmen are running our prisons w/in a jail, w/in a gaol w/in a white free protestant maelstrom We're perched headlong on the edge of boredom We're reaching for death on the end of a candle We're trying for something that's already found us Wow, I'm sick of doubt Live in the light of certain south Cruel bindings The sevants have the power dog-men & their mean women pulling poor blankets over our sailors I'm sick of dour faces Starong at me from the T.V. Tower, I want roses in my garden bower; dig? Royal babies, rubies must now replace aborted Strangers in the mud These mutants, blood-meal for the plant that's plowed they are waiting to take us into the severed garden Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a stranger hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws No more money, no more fancy dress This other kingdom seems by far the best until its other jaw reveals incest & loose obedience to a vegetable law I will not go Prefer a feast of friends To the Giant family An American Prayer
Do you know the warm progress under the stars? Do you know we exist? Have you forgotten the keys to the Kingdom? Have you been borne yet and are you alive? Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages Celebrate symbols from deep elder forests (Have you forgotten the lessons of the ancient war?) We need great golden copulations The fathers are cackling in trees of the forest Our mother is dead in the sea Do you know we are being led to slaughters by placid admirals and that fat slow generals are getting obscene on young blood Do you know we are ruled by T.V. The moon is a dry blood beast Guerilla bands are rolling numbers in the next block of green vine amassing for warfare on innocent herdsmen who are just dying O great creator of being grant us one more hour to perform our art and perfect our lives The moths and atheists are doubly divine and dying We live, we die and death not ends it Journey we more into the Nightmare Cling to life our passion'd flower Cling to cunts and cocks of despair We got our final vision by clap Columbus' groin got filled with green death (I touched her thigh and death smiled) We have assembled inside this ancient and insane theatre To propagate our lust for life and flee the swarming wisdom of the streets The barns are stormed The windows kept and only one of all the rest To dance and save us With the divine mockery of words Music inflames temperament (When the true King's murderers are allowed to roam free a 1000 magicians arise in the land) Where are the feasts we were promised Where is the wine The New Wine (dying on the vine) resident mockery give us an hour for magic We of the purple glove We of the starling flight and velvet hour We of arabic pleasure's breed We of sundome and the night Give us a creed To believe A night of Lust Give us trust in The Night Give of color hundred hues a rich Mandala for me and you And for your silky pillowed house a head, wisdom and a bed Troubled decree Resident mockery has claimed thee We used to believe in the good old days We still receive In little ways The Things of Kindness And unsporting brow Forget and allow Did you know freedom exists in a school book Did you know madmen are running our prison within a jail, within a gaol within a white free protestant Maelstrom We're perched headlong on the edge of boredom We're reaching for death on the end of a candle We're trying for something That's already found us We can invent Kingdoms of our own grand purple thrones, those chairs of lust and love we must, in beds of rust Steel doors lock in prisoner's screams and muzak, AM, rocks their dreams No black men's pride to hoist the beams while mocking angels sift what seems To be a collage of magazine dust Scratched on foreheads of walls of trust This is just jail for those who must get up in the morning and fight for such unusable standards while weeping maidens show-off penury and pout ravings for a mad staff Wow, I'm sick of doubt Live in the light of certain South Cruel bindings The servants have the power dog-men and their mean women pulling poor blankets over our sailors (and where were you in our lean hour) Milking your moustache? or grinding a flower? I'm sick of dour faces Staring at me from the T.V. Tower. I want roses in my garden bower; dig? Royal babies, rubies must now replace aborted Strangers in the mud These mutants, blood-meal for the plant that's plowed They are waiting to take us into the severed garden Do you know how pale and wanton thrillful comes death on strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws No more money, no more fancy dress This other Kingdom seems by far the best until its other jaw reveals incest and loose obedience to a vegetable law I will not go Prefer a Feast of Friends To the Giant family II Great screaming Christ Upsy-daisy Lazy Mary will get you up upon a Sunday morning "The movie will begin in 5 moments" The mindless Voice announced "All those unseated, will await The next show" We filed slowly, languidly into the hall. The auditorium was vast, and silent. As we seated and were darkened The Voice continued: "The program for this evening is not new. You have seen This entertainment thru and thru. You've seen your birth, your life and death; you might recall all of the rest -- (did you have a good world when you died?) -- enough to base a movie on?" An iron chuckle rapped our minds like a fist. I'm getting out of here Where're you going? To the other side of the morning Please don't chase the clouds pagodas, temples Her * gripped him like a warm friendly hand. "It's all right. All your friends are here." When can I meet them? "After you've eaten" I'm not hungry "O, we meant beaten" Silver stream, silvery scream, impossible concentration Here come the comedians look at them smile Watch them dance an indian mile Look at them gesture How aplomb So to gesture everyone Words dissemble Words be quick Words resemble walking sticks Plant them They will grow Watch them waver so I'll always be a word-man Better than a birdman But I'll charge Won't get away w/out lodging a dollar Shall I say it again aloud, you get the point No food w/out fuel's gain I'll be, the irish loud unleashed my beak at peak of powers O girl, unleash your worried comb O worried mind Sin in the fallen Backwoods by the blind She smells debt on my new collar Arrogant prose Tied in a network of fast quest Hence the obsession Its quick to admit Fats borrowed rhythm Woman came between them Women of the world unite Make the world safe For a scandalous life Hee Heee Cut your throat Life is a joke Your wife's in a moat The same boat Here comes the goat Blood Blood Blood Blood They're making a joke of our universe III Matchbox Are you more real than me I'll burn you, and set you free Wept bitter tears Excessive courtesy I won't forget IV A hot sick lava flowed up, Rustling and bubbling. The paper-face. Mirror-mask, I love you mirror. He had been brainwashed for 4 hrs. The LT. puzzled in again "ready to talk" "No sir" -- was all he'd say. Go back to the gym. Very peaceful Meditation Air base in the desert looking out venetian blinds a plane a desert flower cool cartoon The rest of the World is reckless and dangerous Look at the brothels Stag films Exploration V A ship leaves port mean horse of another thicket wishbone of desire decry the metal fox
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Dan Manoliu
la: 23/06/2005 21:42:41
(la: "Ce bine e sa fi desptept si in acelasi timp si roman") ? 1827 - Petrache Poenaru, membru al Academiei Romane si unul dintre organizatorii învatamântului national inventeaza predecesorul stiloului modern: ?condei portaret, fara sfârsit, alimentându?se singur cu cerneala?
Homer had a long lasting writing pen made of reed. Da Vinci drew improvements .. Etc… ? 1858 - Bucuresti - primul oras din lume iluminat cu petrol si prima rafinare a petrolului. Romans had full streets in Rome lighted with torches and with heated sidewalks so that Roman ladies feet do not freeze … Baltimore in 1816 was the first city to light its streets with gas. ... Soon much of America, as well as other countries were lighted by gas First oil refining was done in Ploiesti (not Bucuresti) by Enhlish engineers 1n 1856 … at the time when America found its first oil field … We were ahead here!!! ? 1880 - Dumitru Vasescu - construieste automobilul cu motor cu aburi. In 1769, the very first self-propelled road vehicle was a military tractor invented by French engineer and mechanic, Nicolas Joseph Cugnot (1725 - 1804). Cugnot used a steam engine to power his vehicle, built under his instructions at the Paris Arsenal by mechanic Brezin. It was used by the French Army to haul artillery at a whopping speed of 2 1/2 mph on only three wheels. The vehicle had to stop every ten to fifteen minutes to build up steam power. The steam engine and boiler were separate from the rest of the vehicle and placed in the front (see engraving above). The following year (1770), Cugnot built a steam-powered tricycle that carried four passengers. ? 1881 Alexandru Ciurcu - obtine un brevet din Franta prin care prevede posibilitatea zborului cu reactie. The earliest rockets were almost certainly Chinese—there is little doubt that the Chinese first developed “black powder,” the basic propellant used in rockets. The combination of salt-peter, charcoal, and sulphur was probably used in fireworks by the Chinese centuries before Christ lived, but the only written records available are dated well into the Middle Ages. Mongols besieging the city of Kaifeng in 1232 used arrows propelled by rockets (though primarily as a psychological weapon). Knowledge about rocketry seems to have moved with the Mongol invasions—the Arabs are seen as having developed rockets by the thirteenth century and are reported as having used them against Saint Louis in the Seventh Crusade; the Italians were experimenting with rockets by the fifteenth century. A major refinement in the formula for black powder was made in the thirteenth century by Roger Bacon; this resulted in the creation of gunpowder. All of those people dreamt of sending people to the moon on the tail of a rocket … Even Cyrano de Bergerac (the real one) did that in a poem … Conrad Hass (1551-1579), German, an artillery engineer and chief of arsenal of the town of Sibiu. Hass wrote about the construction and the flight tests of multistage rockets, apparently the earliest writings in existence about the science of rocket engineering. How about that??? ? 1885 Victor Babes - realizeaza primul tratat de bacteriologie din lume. May be correct partially… but Pasteur discovered every single entry from the Babes book…see below. I included some additional date for comparison and scale … The Babes Treaty is a list of the following discoveries … And Pasteur is one of many … 1839: Departure to the Royal College of Besançon 1840: Successful candidate for the literature baccalauréat in Besançon. Maître d'études at the College of Besançon 1842: Successful candidate for the mathematical sciences baccalauréat in Dijon 1843: Accepted at the Ecole Normale Supérieure in Paris 1845: Bachelor of Science 1846: Appointed physics professor at the Tournon high school (Ardèche), but stays on at the Ecole Normale Supérieure as a qualified demonstrator. Study of crystals 1847: Doctor of Science 1848: Appointed physics professor at the Dijon high school. Appointed substitute chemistry professor at the science university of Strasbourg. Research on dimorphism. Historic paper on the distinction between sodium ammonium paratartrate and tartrate. 1849: Pasteur's wedding with Miss Marie Laurent, daughter of the Strasbourg University rector. Research on the specific properties of the two acids that make up racemic acid. 1851: Paper by Pasteur on aspartic and malic acids. 1852: New research on relationships that can exist between crystalline forms, chemical composition and the direction of rotatory polarisation. 1853: Pasteur is made Knight of the Imperial Order of the Legion of Honour. He obtains the prize of the Pharmacy Society of Paris for the synthesis of racemic acid. Paper on the discovery of the transformation of tartaric acid into racemic acid, discovery of the optically inactive tartaric acid. 1854: Pasteur is nominated Dean of the University of Science at Lille. 1855: Beginning of studies on fermentation, presentation in Lille of a paper on amyl alcohol. 1856: Beginning of researches on alcoholic fermentation. 1857: Appointed administrator of the Ecole Normale and director of scientific studies of this school. Paper on lactic fermentation. Paper on alcoholic fermentation. 1858: Installation of his laboratory in the attic of the Ecole Normale in Paris, rue d'Ulm Survey by Pasteur on so-called "spontaneous" generations. 1859: Experimental physiology prize from the Academy of Science for his work on fermentations. 1860: Air sampling at Arbois to investigate the issue of so-called "spontaneous" generation. Examination of the doctrine of so-called "spontaneous" generation. 1861: Jecker prize from the Academy of Science for his work on fermentations. Publication in the bulletin of the Chemistry Society of Paris of all his results on vinegar. 1862: Election at the Academy of Science (mineralogy section). Studies on mycoderma and on the role of these plants in acetic fermentation. Alhumbertprize for his research on spontaneous generation. 1863: Napoléon III asks Pasteur to study wine diseases Studies on wine - the influence of air oxygen on vinification. Nominated Professor of Applied Geology, Physics and Chemistry at the National College of Fine Arts 1864: Installation of a laboratory at Arbois for his research on wine 1865: Practical process for improving wine conservation. Studies on silkworm diseases, work on pasteurisation. 1866: Publication of the paper "Studies on wine". Publication of an essay on the scientific work of Claude Bernard. 1867: Creation of a physiological chemistry laboratory at the Ecole Normale. Appointed Professor of organic chemistry at the Sorbonne. Great Prize from the Universal Exhibition for his studies on wine. Resignation from his administrative duties at the Ecole Normale. 1868: Degree as a medical doctor at the University of Bonn. Pasteur suffers from a stroke affecting his left side. Commander of the Legion of Honour. Publication of his studies on vinegar. 1870: Publication of his studies on silkworm diseases. 1871: Studies on beer. 1873: Elected Member of the Academy of Medicine 1876: Publication of his studies on beer. 1877: Paper on the alteration of urine. Studies on anthrax. Studies on septicaemia. 1878: Nominated Grand Officer of the Legion of Honour. Publication of the paper "Germ theory and its applications to medicine and surgery". Papers on chicken cholera. Research on gangrene, septicaemia and puerperal fever 1879: Paper on plague. Discovery of immunisation by attenuated cultures. 1880: Becomes Member of the Central Society of Veterinary Medicine. Paper on virulent diseases (Pasteur introduces the principle of attenuated-virus vaccines). Beginning of his research on rabies. 1881: Nominated Grand Cross Holder of the Legion of Honour. Anthrax vaccine. Work on yellow fever near Bordeaux. Election to the French Academy. 1882: Paper on contagious pleuropneumonia of horned animals. Studies on swine erysipelas. 1883: Vaccination against swine erysipelas using an attenuated-virus vaccine. 1884: New communications on rabies. Communication on pathogenic microbes and attenuated-virus vaccines at the Copenhagen Congress. Pasteur presents the general principle of vaccinations against virulent diseases. 1885: First anti-rabies vaccination on a human being ? 1886 Alexandru Ciurcu - construieste prima ambarcatiune cu reactie. It’s more complicated, Ciurcu e numai un participant … one of two; also, educated in France. Desire and Victoire Piot (A late eighteenth century French engineer / inventor and the origins of the Vapour Pulse Jet) probably fled France on the out break of the Franco–Prussian war in 1870 finally arriving in London where he tested his first successful pulse jet boats. Desire Piot could well have been inspired by a rocket powered boat developed by Just Buisson and Ciurcu. Not so successful demonstrations of their jet boat on the river Seine in Paris took place from August to December 1886 for the benefit of the French Ministry of Defense. ? 1887 C. I. Istrate - Friedelina si franceinele. Correct!!! ? 1895 D. Hurmuzescu - descopera electroscopul. Jean Antoine Nollet (1700–1770) was a clergyman and physicist. In 1748, Nollet invented one of the first electrometers, the electroscope, which detected the presence of electric charge by using electrostatic attraction and repulsion. Nollet later wrote a theory on electrical attraction and repulsion based on the existence of a continuous flow of electrical matter between charged bodies and became the the first professor of experimental physics at the University of Paris. Many others including George Washington did the same before our guy … 1755 or so … ? 1899 C.I. Istrate - o noua clasa de coloranti. Maybe … ? 1900 Nicolae Teclu - becul cu reglarea curentului electric si gaz. Are you serious??? “Becul de labborator cu reglarea curentului de AER si gaz”; big difference!!! How about Bunsen? Premix (meaning air and gas) burners were the first purpose-designed burners, and they can be traced back more than 100 years to the Bunsen and similar laboratory burners. A premix burner system really consists of two key components, the burner head or nozzle, and the gas-air mixing device that feeds it. In some cases they're built as a single unit. The mixer uses the energy of a pressurized stream of air and/or gas to mix the two and present them to the burner nozzle, which provides an ignition and anchoring point for the flame and controls its shape. ? 1904 Emil Racovita - fondatorul biospeologiei. Absolutely correct!!! ? 1905 Augustin Maior - telefonia multipla. AT&T 1902 … also Bell Laboratoryes … ? 1906, 18.03 - Traian Vuia - avionul cu tren de aterizare pe roti cu pneuri; cu ?Vuia I? acesta reuseste prima decolare fara sa foloseasca nici un mijloc ajutator, numai cu aparate aflate la bord (în fapt, primul avion din istorie). Are you serious? The first powered heavier-than-air flight took place in 1890 (Clement Ader, steam engine on bat-winged monoplane, 60 yards). The Wrights' 1903 flight (300 yards) was the first photographed heavier-than-air flight. [Correction: not quite true; there exist photos of Lilienthal's non-powered heavier-than-air flights in the 1890s.] After the advent of relatively light combustion engines (such as Benz, Otto, Diesel), other pioneers pursued similar approaches, but no photographs were taken by Richard Pearse (New Zealand, March 1903) and Karl Jatho (August 1903). Finally, the Wrights needed headwinds or catapults to start their planes, so they were not fully self-powered. But Brazil's Santos-Dumont was (1906, first official airplane flight). Important stuff: Richard Pearse March 31, 1902. Accounts by witnesses of the flight vary, from "50 to 400 yards in length", but it seems most likely that it was around 350 yards long, and ending prematurely when the flying machine landed in a large hedge - 4 metres off the ground ! The aircraft was the first to use proper ailerons, instead of the inferior wing warping system that the Wright's used. The flying machine also had a modern tricycle type landing gear, thus negating the need for ramps, slides, or skids. Any suitable road would do. The flying machine was aerodynamically crude, for sure, but did the job on the day, and in fact for months afterwards. By the end of July 1903, Pearse had achieved flights of around one kilometre in length, and perhaps even more amazingly, some of them included turns ! An absolutely fantastic achievement for the time. Pearce also built the engine, which was estimated at about 15 - 22hp, but hampered by a much cruder propeller than the Wright's machine. ? 1906 A.A. Beldiman - aparatul hidraulic cu dalta de percutie pentru sondaje adânci. Tough to prove!!! ? 1908 Lazar Edeleanu ? primul procedeu de rafinare a produselor petroliere cu bioxid de sulf din lume, procedeu care ii poarta numele. A good one!!! Oil helped us a lot in the first half of last century. ? 1908 Acad. Nicolaie Vasilescu-Karpen - ?pila Karpen", care functioneaza înca si produce curent electric, neîntrerupt, de aproape 100 de ani! William Grove produced the first fuel cell in 1839 over 150 years ago. He based his experiment on the fact that sending an electric current through water splits the water into its component parts of hydrogen and oxygen. So, Grove tried reversing the reaction - combining hydrogen and oxygen to produce electricity and water. This is the basis of a simple fuel cell. The term “fuel cell” was coined later in 1889 by Ludwig Mond and Charles Langer, who attempted to build the first practical device using air and industrial coal gas. ? 1910 iunie - Aurel Vlaicu - lanseaza primul avion din lume fuselat aerodinamic. See also Rolland Garos and other Santos-Dumont financed … French aircraft … and … so… on … ? 1910 Tache Brumarescu - masina de taiat sulf. So what? The Austrians have invented the sowing machine before that. So what. The English invented the automated knitting machines before that. So what? ? 1910 Stefan Procopiu - efectul circular al discontinuitatilor de magnetism. Bohr-Procopiu magneton … amazing participation to highly sophisticated physics. An excellent one … ? 1910 Gh. Marinescu - tratamentul paraliziei generale. Close but no cigar! It was alive and well in America before 1900 … ? 1910 Henri Coanda reuseste primul zbor al unui avion cu reactie (fabricatie proprie). Correct!!! First and foremost, it is now being recognized as the first air-reactive engine (jet) aircraft, making its first and only flight October, 1910. ... in Paris (not Romania, of course). ? 1910 Ioan Cantacuzino - ? fenomenul Cantacuzino? (aglutinarea unor microbi). How about this? First experiments with streptococcal agglutination Paul Moser and Bensaude, Le phenomene de l'agglutination des. microbes. Carre, Paris 1897. ... ? 1913-1916 Ioan Cantacuzino - vaccinarea antiholerica (metoda Cantacuzino) Pasteur was known as the father of stereochemistry, but his contributions to microbiology and medicine were greater. Pasteur discovered anaerobic bacteria and two silkworm diseases. It was he who discovered that if you take a microbe that causes a particular disease, for instance, smallpox, and make a weakened form of it, that weakened smallpox microbe can be used to fight off the stronger smallpox microbes. Doctors now inoculate people against all kinds of diseases and, for a time, had almost eradicated smallpox. Pasteur also invented the anthrax vaccine, the cholera vaccine, and the rabies vaccine. He died in 1895. ? 1916 D. Danielopolu - actiunea hipertensiva a digitalei. The man credited with the introduction of digitalis into the practice of medicine was William Withering. Withering was born in Wellington, Shropshire, England in 1741. He followed in the medical footsteps of his father who was an apothecary-surgeon. Withering received his MD degree in 1766. As an individual, William Withering was an extremely giving person. He would personally see and treat two or three thousand poor patients a year limiting him to making about 1000 British pounds as compared to his contemporary doctors who made 5000 British pounds per year. Withering published about 19 articles during his lifetime. After fighting a long battle with tuberculosis, William Withering, the father of digitalis medicine, died on October 6 1799, at the age of 58. ? 1918 Gogu Constantinescu - întemeiaza o noua stiinta: sonicitatea. Correct but not in Romania; in England where he educated himself and become a teacher of physics. Had he stayed in Romania he would have done nothing like most of us … ? 1919 Stefan Procopiu - unitatea elementara de energie magnetica (magnetonul). Same as above, verry good!!! ? 1920 Emil Racovita - pune bazele Institutul de Speologie Cluj (primul din lume). First in the world is tough to prove!!! ? 1920 ing. Gheorghe Botezatu - a calculat traiectoriile posibile Pamânt - Luna, folosite la pregatirea programelor ?Apollo? (al caror parinte a fost sibianul Herman Oberth); el a fost si seful echipei de matematicieni care a lucrat la proiectul rachetei ?Apollo? care a dus primul om pe Luna. About the calculations Earth-Moon you must be kidding. Herman Oberth also started Hitler’s V1 and, by the way, hated Romania and wrote to German leadership to dump Romania as an ally … ? 1921 Aurel Persu - automobilul fara diferential, cu motor în spate (de forma ?picaturii de apa"). Could be but it does not work … ? 1921 Nicolae Paulescu - descopera insulina; pentru ca era un anti-mason virulent, Premiul Nobel l-au primit canadienii F. Banting si J.R.J. McLeod pentru aceasta descoperire? It should already be clear that 1920 comes before 1921 but anyway … there were others also … 1908 German scientist, Georg Zuelzer develops the first injectible pancreatic extract to suppress glycosuria; however, there are extreme side effects to the treatment. 1010-1920 Frederick Madison Allen and Elliot P. Joslin emerge as the two leading diabetes specialists in the United States. 1913 Allen, after three years of diabetes study, publishes Studies Concerning Glycosuria and Diabetes, a book which is significant for the revolution in diabetes therapy that developed from it. 1919 Frederick Allen publishes Total Dietary Regulation in the Treatment of Diabetes, citing exhaustive case records of 76 of the 100 diabetes patients he observed, becomes the director of diabetes research at the Rockefeller Institute. July 1, 1920 Dr. Banting opens his first office in London, Ontario. He receives his first patient on July 29th; his total earnings for his first month of work is $4.00. ? 1921 Stefan Procopiu - Fenomenul Procopiu (depolarizarea luminii). May be … ? 1922 C.Levaditi si Sazevac - bismutul ca agent terapeutic împotriva sifilisului. Bullshit!!! Syphilis was treated with mercury or other ineffective remedies until World War I (1914-1916), when effective treatments based on arsenic or bismuth were introduced. These were succeeded by antibiotics after World War II. ? 1925 Traian Vuia - generatorul de abur cu ardere în camera închisa si cu vaporizare instantanee. Vuia was a great engineer, but when he tried to patent his airplane the Arsenal in Romania threw him out and he had to go to France to find forward looking people to fund his invention … Now we want him! La placinte innainte, la razboi innapoi … ? 1930 Elie Carafoli - avionul cu aripa joasa. Bullshit!!! Zdenek Lhota - Czechoslovakia – 1925 - flew the BH-11 low-wing monoplane. Albert W. (Al) Mooney - chief engineer at Alexander (1928-1929) was responsible for the Bullet, an advanced, high speed, low wing monoplane. With Mooney's patented retractable landing gear, it was a mild sensation and ahead of its time. ? 1933 Henri Coanda - aerodina lenticulara (farfuria zburatoare). ? 1938 Henri Coanda - efectul Coanda. ? 1938 Henri Coanda - discul volant. The Coanda Effect is a real Romanian contribution to the progress of science. All good!!! But again in England, not in Romania. That should tell anyone something … ? 1952 Ia fiinta Institutul National de Geronto-Geriatrie ?Dr. Ana Aslan", primul institut de geriatrie din lume, model pentru tarile dezvoltate, prin asistenta clinica si cercetare. ?Ana Aslan? are, anual, mii de pacienti. A big lie …and a lot of word of mouth phony advertising … Exagerarea contributiei noastre la motorul societatii umane ii face pe unii romani sa creada ca, de buni ce suntem, n-avem nimic de schimbat, iar ceilalti sa ne pupe ... Sarcina celor ce publca e sa corecteze asta. Dan Manoliu Canada The Red Planet is about to be spectacular!
This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again. The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m. By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30a.m. That's pretty convenient to see something that no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month. Share this with your children and grandchildren. NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN Chiar daca suna a "deja vu" :
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, He doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ___________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty. _______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Would you repeat the question? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you Began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. "To merit the madness of love, man must abound in sanity" -The Seven Valleys- ...apropo..., barbatul si femeia sunt egali, draga?
Nous, Femmes du Monde, dénonçons les violences et les différentes formes d’exploitation que les hommes nous ont fait et nous font subir depuis des millénaires : pour nos pieds bandés nos cous prisonniers des anneaux nos sexes coupés ou cousus nos lèvres à plateaux ou nos oreilles percées pour les ceintures de chasteté ou le contrôle de notre virginité pour les corsets qui nous étouffent pour nos corps anorexiques ou engraissés selon leur loi pour les femmes qu’ils privent d‘éducation, de liberté, d’autonomie pour celles qu’ils enferment dans les harems ou aux foyers derrière le voile, le tchador, le tchadri ou la burqa pour les mariages précoces, les rapports sexuels imposés les grossesses non désirées, les stérilisations forcées les avortements de fœtus féminins pour la polygynie, la répudiation, la pratique de la dot la discrimination dans l’héritage pour l’exploitation économique, l’esclavage domestique, la double journée de travail pour les coups, les insultes, le harcèlement moral et sexuel pour les viols privés ou collectifs pour la pornographie, la prostitution les femmes vendues dans le « mariage de jouissance » ou par le Crime organisé pour les jets d’acide, la lapidation, la pratique du Sati, pour les « sorcières » brûlées vives pour les crimes d’honneur, les meurtres de femmes pour les massacres religieux ou politiques pour les petites filles qu’ils tuent et celles qu’ils empêchent de naître : il manque cent millions de femmes sur la terre… pour le contrôle qu’ils ont exercé et continuent d’exercer sur nos vies pour nos vies qu’ils nous ont volées pour notre intelligence qu’ils ont étouffée pour la division qu’ils ont instaurée entre nous pour nous maintenir en esclavage, pour tous les crimes odieux que les hommes ont commis contre les femmes depuis des temps immémoriaux, pour avoir fait de nous le symbole du MAL dans les religions misogynes du dieu qu’ils ont créé à leur image, un décret caractéristique de toute idéologie raciste, Iata si-n engleza: We, the Women of the World denounce the violence and the various forms of exploitation that men have inflicted and continue to inflict on us for millennia : for our bound feet our necks imprisoned in rings our sex cut or sewn up our plate-lips or our pierced ears our chastity belts or virginity controls our corsets that suffocate us for our bodies anorexically starved or fattened according to their rules for the women they deprive of education, liberty, autonomy for the women shut into harems or in the home behind the veil, the tchador, the tchadri or the burqa for the precocious weddings, the imposed sexual intercourse the unwanted pregnancies, the forced sterilizations the abortion of female fetuses for polygyny, repudiation, the dowry system the discrimination in inheritance for economic exploitation, domestic slavery, the double work day for the blows, the insults, the moral and sexual harassment for the private or collective rapes for pornography, prostitution women sold in “ temporary marriages ” or by Organized crime for the acid throwing, the stoning and the rite of Sati for the “ witches ” burned alive for the honor killings, the murders of women for religious or political slaughters for the little girls they kill or prevent from being born : 100.000.000 women missing in the world … for the control they have exercised and continue to exercise on our lives for our lives that they have stolen for our intelligence that they have smothered for the divisions they have created among us to keep us enslaved, for all the appalling crimes men have committed against women since time immemorial, for having made us the symbol of EVIL in the misogynous religions they have created in their own image, a characteristic tenet of any racist ideology,
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(la: Sa fi sau sa nu fi..? Electia lui Bush)
Cind am venit in USA Reagan era presedinte de 2 ani si deja incepuse politica lui economica ce peste alti 6 ani a finalizat-o aducind tara in stare jalnica.
A introdus ceea ce a numit"trickle down economics"si la fel si o multime de someri si homeless people ce au umplut strazile tarii.
La acest fapt ce a ..creat,a gasit scuza prin a repeta mereu"exista someri si saraci in USA pt. ca acesti oameni sint lenesi si nu vor sa munceasca"!
Pe plan extern era mare aliat cu Saddam pe care l-a sprijinit cu armament,daca-ti aduci aminte faimosul proces al lui Oliver North.
In cele din urma acest actor de duzina care mereu a spus ca ..niciodata in viata lui si-a vopsit parul a fost urmat de V.P lui, Bush Sr.care printre vomari pe la japonezi a continuat sa distruga ce-a mai ramas drept mostenire de la Reagan.
Un foarte indragostit dupa petrol imediat a intors spatele lui Saddam pt. a veni in ajutor Kuweitul asaltat de Irak,o crima impotriva umanitatii,petrolul din Kuweit trebuia salvat,nu?
La un moment dat chiar a atras de partea lui o mare popularitate de salvator al lumii si generalul Schwartzkoff,un f. mare strateg militar la fel a devenit un supererou depasind chiar si faima idolului sau Fieldmarshal Erwin Rommel a carui carte a stat mereu la loc de cinste pe masuta lui oriunde a fost alaturi de biblie desigur.
Cu toate ca razboiul a reusit sa sustraga de la atentia americanilor problemele economice,dupa o vreme ele au revenit si americanii s-au trezit din betia patriotica si imediat au dat de pamint cu Bush Sr. si cu mic cu mare au votat un nou presedinte mai aratos si cu un sarm ce doar JFKennedy l-a avut.Era interesant sa vezi in dezbateri si pe parcursul anilor cum Tinarul Clinton devenea tot mai alb la par in contrast cu Nea Regan,dar important e ca a reusit sa puna tara pe picioare si luptat destul sa repare stricaciunile celor 2 prune uscate de dinaintea lui!Nici tuica n-ai fi putut face din ele.
Economia a inflorit lumea o ducea bine si era multumita de rezultate,Hillary era o First Lady cum n-a avut America niciodata de la betivanca de Lady Bird Johnson,umbla peste tot cind Georgica era pe la vreun MacDonalds si alerga pe strazi sa fie in forma.
Dar tot lipsind de acasa cu treburile ei politice,l-a scapat din vedere pe Georgica care nici el nu era mai prejos decit idolul sau,JFKennedy.Si uite asa
l-a prins ca-si pierduse ..creionul sub biroul din Oval Office si o fetiscana brunetica Monica Lewinsky il cauta de zor folosind nu doar miinile in explorarile ei.
Mare scandal mare si o gramada de minciunele scoase la minut de Georgica.
Astea i-au scazut popularitatea de salvator al tarii si al Bosniei.
Oricum apucase al doilea termen...acum tine conferinte pe sute de mii de dolarasi si Hillary s-a facut ca auitat incidentul rusinos de la birou,concntrindu-se in cariera ei de senator de NY.
Acum insa sa discutam freely despre marele cow boy care conduce tara ca-n vestul salbatic incercind sa mentina vacile ce sintem mereu in tarc,iar daca una o ia razna o si prinde repede cu lasoul.
Baietasul asta este fiul nebunatic al lui tata Bush.Multe ispravi a facut el in tineretea lui,un Ivy League studinte la Yale pe care l-a trecut ca rata prin apa printre grame de cocaina inspirate pe nasuc si clondire de whisky pe gurita,mai tirziu chiar a devenit dezertor din armata un anisor de zile stind acasa la ranch cu taticu si petrolul.
Cu timpul a luat-o chiar bine razna si chiar devenit brain damaged,insa l-a salvat bunul Dumnezeu care i-a artat calea spre lumina si adevar facindu-l BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN.Hehe he alta viata acum!
Intra puternic pe politica si dupa ce este guvernator al statului sau in care nu s-a nascut,si dupa ce trimite la gazare o gramada de detinuti fie real vinovati fie pedepsiti aiurea si murind de pomana,i se scoal ca trebuie sa fie presidinte
acum.
Si fostul drogat si betiv si dezertor candideaza impotriva moliului de Gore si cu putin ajutor fratesc de la Jeb in Florida si mismasuri pe la masini de vot fixate
reuseste o dublare de voturi miraculoasa de care si Dumnezeu s-a mirat.
Se face deci singur presedinte si incepe sa -si aleaga acolitii lui pe sprinceana,ca intr-un film western gen clasicul My Darling Clementine,doar ca nu exista un Whyatt Earp sa-l sperie la OK Corall si nici Henry Fonda care-i mort demult.
Primul lucru ce-l face e sa distruga TOT ce a facut Georgica,poate din vanitate sau invidie,cine stie cert e ca reuseste din plin si azi are renumele de primul presedinte din istoria tarii care in doar 3 anisori de putere deplina sa faca cele mai mari ravagii in economie si datorii interne cit n-au facut ultimii 11 presedinti la un loc!Apoi asta e real o enorma realizare si tatuca Reagan in semn de mare respect pt. el,are de gind sa-l puna pe moneda de 10 centi si sa-l stearga pe Roosevelt din istorie,sa speram ca NU apuca!!!Altfel cine stie ce nazbitii mai face acest strengar?
Este insa f. ambitios a rezolva anumite probleme pe care Papa Sr.le-a lasat balta,si anume o vendeta e la orizont si folosind cu larghete termeni tipici de cow boy il face pe Nenica Saddam "WANTED,DEAD OR ALIVE"
Ca prin farmec intimplarea nefasta de la TWIN TOWERS,un fel de Pearl Harbour modern,se iveste si uneste tot poporul in jurul lui,acuma toti sintem patrioti mari si fiecare casa,masina ,cladire arboreaza steagul,cu timpul chiar se dovedeste a deveni un simbol nationalst ce parca aduce aminte de neica Hitler si zvastica peste tot chiar si pe cacastor.
Si adunind vacile la un loc noul Georgicaw boy le indeamna spre noi meleaguri alte tarimuri,adica o invazie asupra Irak ului ce trebuie pedepsit exeplar si tiranul Saddam prins cu lasoul,pe Bin laden il pierde din vedere.
Da sfoara in tara cum ca ar avea ceva armament de distrugere in masa,nuclear si plenipotentiar nuclear,si in plus un alt justitiar din Anglia insa se raliaza acestei cauze drepte odata numita de Georgica"cruciada".
Arapul ulterior e prins intr-o gaura de sobolan.Dar unde-i armamentul?Se pare ca CIA e de vina ca a dat informatii false lui Harap Alb!Vorba aia,anul asta sint noi alegeri si Georgicaw boy trebuie sa fac niste scheme noi sa iasa basma curata,altfel Kerry il ingroapa in pamint pina la umeri si ii ia capul!
Deci si-a implinit misiunea de distrugere a Irakului si a Americii si a alocat reconstructia Irakului unor firme de-ale curtii lui regale,deh o mina spala pe alta nu?
Vacile ce sintem am inceput sa ne cam agitam in tarc si sa facem git,sa mugim tare,doar marii baroni si baronasi sint de partea lui John Wayne.
Noi vacile democrate dam ocol lui Kerry si Edwards,dar Kerry e mai experimentat si decorat si real a zburat cu avionul NU IN avion precum Georgicaw boy.
Si uite asa speram sa-i stea in git lui Bush Jr.bine infipt un covrig mai mare sa lesine,ala de acum 2 ani era prea mic,dar tot a lesinat.
In numele petrolului si al Americii va candida din nou,multe giumbuslucuri are el in minte sa faca dar speram sa-l oprim din elanul lui creator,caci daca mai apucam 4 ani cu el...ne luam bocceluta si ne ducem pe alte tarimuri de poveste.
Nu vom mai avea natura si nici economie nici de munca nici pensii nici ajutor medical nici haine de primeneala si bani de cheltuiala,nici punguta cu 2 bani,
deja sint vreo 34 milioane de vaci in tarc ce n-au asigurare medicala de nici o culoare si mai multi someri ca niciodata.
Dinastia din Texas trebuie oprita cit mai e timp asta e parerea mea si a sotiei mele,dar a multor altora.Vom merge la OK Corall si ii vom alunga pe toti si pe acolitii lor.Pe Jeb il dam la aligatori de nici Steve Erwin n-o sa-l poata salva!
Un senator democrat ce a pierdut insa si a iesit din cursa,Dick Gephard a spus un lucru interesant:" Sa fii un adevarat republican e sa devii democrat"
Si cu astea,incalecai pe-o sa si va spusei povestea mea.
LOVE&PEACE,
Ozzy Osbourne