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felicitari pentru fericitul eveniment!
sa va traiasca copilul si sa va bucurati de el. pare nasol episodul nasterii copilului vostru. spun pare pentru ca era in fapt o chestie de atitudine. vorbesc in cunostinta de cauza si nu doar ca sa ma aud spunand cuvinte. in primul rand trebuia sa consulti niste specialisti inainte de nastere cu privire la tot ce inseamna nasterea copilului tau si a particularitatilor tale (varsta, sanatate, regim de viata, informatii): ecografii, dopler, 4D, eventual se poate face si CT (in cazuri speciale). apoi trebuia sa te documentezi mai mult despre nastere si sa urmezi cursurile de Scoala Mamei (daca se fac in orasul tau). ai fi aflat mult mai multe decat ai stiut cand ai ajuns la spital. aici, in orashul in care locuiesc, se fac si e o diferenta enorma intre gravidele care trec prin curs si restul. in alta ordine de idei, trebuia sa iti pregatesti nasterea: unde vei naste,cu cine, in ce conditii, daca ai o rezerva in care sa stai dupa, in ce conditii te poate asista sotul tau, pe cine cunosti acolo, vorbit cu persoane importante care te pot ajuta in situatii limita. traim in Romania si asta poate fi problematic. a te baza doar pe responsabilitatea medicilor sau a asistentelor, nush... mi se pare riscant. da, sfaturile tale sunt bune si binevenite acum, dar si eu pot sa spun ca o parte din necazuri puteau fi evitate. multe gravide vor cezariana insa ratiunile pentru care ele vor asta difera total de ratiunile medicale care ar motiva un astfel de act medical. eu lucrez si la o clinica-maternitate privata si sunt lector la cursul de Scoala Mamei. aici ma ocup de pregatirea psihologica a gravidelor si a sotilor lor pentru nastere. nu intru in detalii ca nu fac reclama. in paralel cu jobul si cu activitatea la clinica, am si o firma de baby-sitting. peste o luna voi da drumul si la o Scoala a Parintilor, un loc in care parintii vor putea gasi sprijin atat pentru cresterea cat si pentru educarea sau indreptarea comportamentelor copiilor lor. daca crezi ca te pot ajuta cu ceva sfaturi, nu ezita sa ma contactezi. honey... nu a spus nimeni de facultate.
din fericire pe langa toate cele, am o agentie de baby-sitting si stiu cu ce se mananca acest domeniu. am programe de pregatire si calific acest gen de personal. de aceea spuneam. cand m-am oferit sa consiliez vorbeam serios. dar... "nu da sfat celui ce nu ti-l cere pentru ca nu te va asculta"... Dear Pisicutza,
Deci ai cam 19 ani,si eu am 19 ani,poate nici atat,eu cred ca am in jur de 16. Evident pe pasaport reiese ca as avea ...48 ani azi ,dar nu -i adevarat. Imi place chestia cu "I cannot change",suna pe undeva ca vorbele mele scrise prin cafenea, ori stiute pe aici de zeci de ani de cei ce ma cunosc,doar ca eu le zic mai dur...putin:"I am what I am and I don't give a damn."si in plus cu rima. And something else girl:never ever try to be happy,but BE happy!Fi fericita in orice moment din viata,even if you're down and out and nobody gives a shit on you,smile the world is yours. Stiu ca poti."Don't worry be happy"zicea Baba si mereu a avut dreptate. La varsta ta e bine sa descoperi cat mai multe si sa cunosti cat mai multe. Incearca sa fii zilnic fericita,mereu va fi o noua lume de explorat si de ce nu,visatTe opreste cineva?Deloc.The whole world is at your feet baby. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<< "My friends,how desperately do we need to be loved and to love." Chief Joseph(Nez Perce) >>>>>><<<<<<>>>>>><<<<<<<>>>>>>><<<<<<<<>>>>>>>><<<<<> LOVE&PEACE, Ozzy Ps:And I really LOVE you ALL.You're the best!God bless you . Rock-a-bye baby, in the tree top
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall And down will come baby, cradle and all Golden slumbers kiss your eyes, Smiles await you when you rise. Sleep, pretty baby, Do not cry, And I will sing a lullaby. Cares you know not, Therefore sleep, While over you a watch I'll keep. Sleep, pretty darling, Do not cry, And I will sing a lullaby. si-n alta ordine de idei.... cat ti-a luat sa scrii raspunsul pentru Daniela? ;))) ~~~~ I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
baby girl; twin dies,
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DESTIN
la: 17/01/2005 00:41:02
(la: O romanca naste la 67 de ani, record!) baby girl; twin dies Canada.com Sun, 16 Jan 2005 11:31 AM PST BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) - Doctors said a 66-year-old Romanian woman gave birth Sunday to a baby girl becoming the world's oldest recorded woman to give birth. The child's twin sister was stillborn, they said. World's oldest mum and baby well NEWS.com.au Sun, 16 Jan 2005 10:43 AM PST A WOMAN who at 67 became the oldest person known to have given birth was today said to be doing well, while her surviving daughter was in good heath. The Romanian gave birth to twin girls at Bucharest's Giulesti Hospital, but one of the babies died soon afterwards. Cine se teme de suferinta...va suferi de teama.
Three Hillbillies are sitting
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Horia D
la: 20/01/2005 18:13:37
(la: Un nou forum: "Bancuri, glume, poante...") Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly: "My blonde wife sure is stupid... she bought an air conditioner!" 2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My blonde wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!" 1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly : "That ain't nuthin'! My redhead wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!" The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those who got there first. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, He doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ___________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty. _______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Would you repeat the question? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you Began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. "To merit the madness of love, man must abound in sanity" -The Seven Valleys- wen hui - "shanghai baby". un fel de anais nin in varianta moderna si chinezeasca (ca tot venise vorba de anais nin pe aici). desi nu exceleaza prin originalitate, cartea farmeca prin limbaj. eu am citit-o in engleza, tradusa din chineza, si desi prezinta realitati crude, triste si uneori putin obscene, limbajul e cald, delicat, melodios. alaturarea creeaza o atmosfera ciudata, foarte interesanta.
zaraza am vazut "Million dollar baby" si l-am gasit foarte bun;
Bruce Springsteen
DANCING IN THE DARK I GET UP IN THE EVENING AND I AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO SAY I COME HOME IN THE MORNING I GO TO BED FEELING THE SAME WAY I AIN'T NOTHING BUT TIRED MAN I'M JUST TIRED AND BORED WITH MYSELF HEY THERE BABY I COULD USE JUST A LITTLE HELP YOU CAN'T START A FIRE YOU CAN'T START A FIRE WITHOUT A SPARK THIS GUN'S FOR HIRE EVEN IF WE'RE JUST DANCING IN THE DARK MESSAGE KEEPS GETTING CLEARER RADIO'S ON AND I'M MOVING 'ROUND THE PLACE I CHECK MY LOOK IN THE MIRROR I WANNA CHANGE MY CLOTHES, MY HAIR, MY FACE MAN I AIN'T GETTING NOWHERE JUST LIVING IN A DUMP LIKE THIS THERE'S NOTHING HAPPENING SOMEWHERE BABY I JUST KNOW THAT THERE IS YOU CAN'T START A FIRE... YOU SIT AROUND GETTING OLDER THERE'S A JOKE HERE SOMEWHERE AND IT'S ON ME I'LL SHAKE THIS WORLD OFF MY SHOULDER COME ON BABY THE LAUGH'S ON ME STAY ON THE STREETS OF THIS TOWN AND THEY'LL BE CARVING YOU UP ALL RIGHT THEY SAY YOU GOTTA STAY HUNGRY HEY BABY I'M JUST ABOUT STARVING TONIGHT I'M DYING FOR SOME ACTION I'M SICK OF SITTING 'ROUND HERE TRYING TO WRITE THIS BOOK I NEED A LOVE REACTION COME ON NOW BABY GIMME JUST ONE LOOK YOU CAN'T START A FIRE SITTING 'ROUND CRYING OVER A BROKEN HEART THIS GUN'S FOR HIRE EVEN IF WE'RE JUST DANCING IN THE DARK YOU CAN'T START A FIRE WORRYING ABOUT YOUR LITTLE WORLD FALLING APART THIS GUN'S FOR HIRE EVEN IF WE'RE JUST DANCING IN THE DARK EVEN IF WE'RE JUST DANCING IN THE DARK... _________________________________________ Twin Peaks : " Bufnita nu este ceea ce pare ... " ok, baby ma duc unde ai zis!
imi iau Frankenstein-ul si gura aia de Martini; sper ca-i alb si ai gheata si o felie de lamaie! ma duc sa duc gunoiul si regretele...incep sa miroasa si ai nevoie de aer baby! nu-ti cer sa fii coerenta, iti sta prea bine cu gandurile prinse-n agrafe! mp3-ul nu-i al meu, baby...daca vrei, iti trimit "Homenaje a Cordoba" si-apoi n-ai decat sa-l trimiti pe Piazzolla undeva! ai fugit de mine dar de fapt ai stat pe loc; realitatea e ca pamantul alearga sub tine ca un carusel si-ti creaza senzatia de miscare, baby! noapte buna baby si nu uita sa lasi telefonul deschis. telefonul se-nchide numai si numai cand...nu trebuie sa-ti spun eu! file delete shut down thebrightside a fost o gluma! ma iarta daca ti-am stricat pe-aici. :) chestia e ca mi-a placut textul! ______________________________________ La mort est un état de non-existence. Ce qui n'est pas n'existe pas. Donc la mort n'existe pas. E un simbol rusinos si dureros pentru poporul roman. De prost gust ideea statiei. Votat pozitiv ideea ta de a o dezbate.
excelenta statia. baby, vorbesti prostii mai mari ca tine. si, pare-se, nici cu simtul umorului nu stai bine... si mai lasa "poporu' român", ca nu i s-au luat caii de la bicileta... Baby Mititelul: "Mai toate televiziunile lumii arata femeia ca la noi, dezgolita, obiect sexual. "
E adevarat. Acest fapt este din pacate universal ! Insa nu mai putin adevarat. Baby Mititelul"Exemplul cu tziganul: daca un roman dispretuieste un tzigan e pentru ca tziganul mai fura, mai nu munceste, mai nu se spala..." Spune-mi Baby Mititelul, ai intilnit vre-odata un roman care "mai fura, mai nu munceste, mai nu se spala ?"... Oare un romani un tzigan, un turc, un chinez, trebuie dispretuit pentru aceste "detalii" ? Baby Mititelul: "Romanul se considera superior? Adevarul e ca sunt mai scoliti decat multi altii. " Si dupa mine nu are dreptate ca sa se considere superior pentru asta caci, exista intodeauna pe lumea asta unul si mai scolit decit mine/tine ! Baby Mititelul: "Am in jurul meu o multime de fiinte care se comporta exact invers de cum au vazut in casele in care au crescut." Este adevarat, insa nu este mai putin adevarat ca comportamentul nostru este direct influientat de ceea ce am trait ! De ex. daca cineva a decis sa nu bea pentru ca a avut un tata alcoolic - a luat aceasta decizie tot pentru ca a fost influientat de trecutul sau... Baby Mititelul: "Ai uitat elementul SARACIE care ne macina sufletul si nervii si sanatatea si tot. Cei mai multi romani se zbat in SARACIE." Da, insa putem fi saraci si demni. Putem fi saraci si sa ne respectam pe noi insine si sa respectam pe cel din fata... si putem fi bogat si sa nu ne respectam si sa nu respectam pe nimeni ! "Perceptia e subiectiva, rationamentul si adevarul-obiective"
Baby, raţionamentul lui Cutărici poate fi la fel de stricat ca mărul în pântecul căruia sălăşluieşte un vierme. Şi eu îţi mulţumesc, Baby. Cu ajutorul tău am mai făcut un popas în satul bunicilor. :)
Da, Baby - de Bitterdream la: 15/07/2009 23:10:59
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om
la: 15/07/2009 23:16:14
(la: Marimea conteaza?) si avem si aceleasi pareri despre forma, marime, gust si culoare :))))))))))) = moamaaa, sa vezi ce caterinca o sa-mi trag din cauza ta, daca ma bagi la "avem"...inca mai sper sa fie Baby ;)))
PS: sa nu-mi spui ca "sper'mata, dar speri degeaba" :)) PS pt Dzeu: Iarta-ma, dar ma manca coasta aia lipsa :))
SO - de Baby Mititelu la: 31/07/2009 17:12:11
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om
la: 31/07/2009 17:26:22
Modificat la: 31/07/2009 17:27:45
(la: Cine fură azi un ou… (epigrama)) babyyyy,
Ma refeream la gemeni semn astrologic. :) Spiritualizati, artisti, interesanti, magnetici. Imi plac. = ba mai pardon, aia sunt scorpionii...sunt spirituali, interesanti, magnetici, isi ridica imediat coada si inteapa bine...in plus sunt controlati si de chackra 1,adica d'aia rosie :)) PS baby, ai peste 18 ani? Daca nu ai, sa-mi dai "nick-ul" mamei tale ca sa te spun ca umblii cu batranei ca mine :)
Tot Areal si Baby
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philo
la: 11/08/2009 19:05:38
(la: Povestea d-lui Arhitect Daniel Alexandrovici ) Tot Areal si Baby, va multumesc mult. Da Domnul sanatate si om mai scrie cu totii.
"Am semnalat adminului, mai ales la inceput, dupa care m-am gandit ca adminul are probleme mai importante de rezolvat si ca m-as descurca si singura in fata jignirilor (...)Cum rezolv? Ignorand."-----atunci,Baby draga, ingora-le in continuare si nu te mai ofusca in fata lor.
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(la: Copiii o "problema" de rezolvat...)
uite asa, va asezati amandoi cu o coala de hartie si un pix, va scrieti care e programul pe saptamana urmatoare: servici, intruniri, bla bla si apoi organizati dupa-amiezile sau zilele in asa fel incat fiecaruia dintre voi si tie si lui sa va revina o dupa-amiaza pentru propria persoana. si-atunci pleci tu singura si faci ce-ti trece prin cap: coafor, masaj, prietene, film, teatru...you name it. incearca !
cat despre sa aveti o seara impreuna, exista mai multe variante. zici ca o bona e scumpa. nu aveti parinti? care sa poata sa fie bunici with sleep over? sau o tanti ceva care s-ar bucura sa petreaca o seara cu copiii? daca raspunsul este nu, atunci luati frumos un week-end la un hotel care asigura si serviciu de baby sitting. si bagati frumos copiii la culcare la 8 seara, iar serviciu de baby sitting ii supravegheaza, iar voi doi petreceti o seara cu lumanarele si alte alea...
stii... e chestiune de imaginatie ! si marea majoritate a femeilor care devin mame asta fac ca mare greseala: neglijeaza partea romantica a relatiei cu sotul, sub pretextul ca nu au variante sau alternative. dar defapt se ascund sub acest pretext. si apoi se intreaba de ce isi ia barbatul jucariile si se duce la alta...
ideea este: foloseste-ti imaginatia, fantezia. nu se poate sa nu gasesti tu o solutie care sa pice bine pentru toata lumea.cand o femeie vrea cu adevarat, iti spun eu ca reuseste! nu zici? succes !