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The value of a drink - de Horia D la: 25/05/2006 15:04:19
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")

The Value of a Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell happened to your bra and panties.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. " !
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
To some it's! a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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poezie cine ghiceste autorul? :) - de Cassandra la: 02/10/2005 22:48:09
(la: carti care v-au refuzat)
Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

Miau si iar miau miau miau - de Little Eagle la: 09/08/2004 01:48:12
(la: Pisicutza in dilema...)

I fucked usual(suspect that I am...),
Ti-am scris un lung text...dar din greseala l-am deleted ca un bou ce sunt!
Dar hey,baby,I-m your friend.And if you want I am your dog too!
Oricand ai intrebari de orice fel,vrei sa cunosti anume lucruri,scrie-mi,I'll always be here for you baby.
Putini,daca nu ...99.9% din Cafenea au trecut sau trait ca mine,si daca I say I love you,you better believe me girl!

Limbajul meu e cam nasol(uneori) dar conteaza?Nici nu stiu cum arati si deja te iubesc!Pt. ca nu ma uit la corp,sani mari sau mici,bulane,cur uit la cine esti ca suflet.
Important e ca ai un mare prieten in mine si daca mergi curand la mare,te rog sa o saruti din partea mea.Ultima oara am fost acolo in 1990....

I love you girl and God bless you,you'll be alright believe me!
So don't cry and whine on me anymore!!!!!!A cat?Be the CATWOMAN(am desenat-o de cateva ori pt.D.C. Comics(they own the rights),azi e un film
cu Hale Berry in rolul ei.Such a gorgeous girl....

LOVE&PEACE,si te sarut unde vrei tu,

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Pentru cunoscatorii de englez - de mya la: 05/02/2005 01:49:29
(la: Osetia de Nord - Ostatici in prima zi de scoala)
Pentru cunoscatorii de engleza:

Shamil Basayev, the Chechnyan Islamic fascist who masterminded the Beslan child massacre, says all Russians are legitimate targets under shari’a law, and promises there will be more atrocities like Beslan: We’re going to do it again, says man behind Beslan bloodbath.

Mr Basayev said that he originally planned to seize one or possibly two schools simultaneously in either Moscow or St Petersburg, but lack of funds forced him to pick North Ossetia, a “Russia garrison in the North Caucasus”, and thus the root of all things bad in war-torn Chechnya, with the ‘silent consent of (the North Ossetian) population.’

He says his intention was to offer the Russian leadership no chance of achieving a “bloodless resolution” to the siege, forcing it to stop the “genocide of the Chechen people”. He says he never thought the Russian leadership would be willing to oversee the death of children, but says that he was “cruelly mistaken” and that he was “not delighted by what happened there”.

He claims that the collapse of the roof of the school gym was the result of flame-throwers used by Russian special forces, not explosives placed by the hostage-takers.

The bearded 40-year-old warlord, believed to be hiding in the mountains of southern Chechnya, looks in good health, and speaks at length in Russian. He sits in front of a banner proclaiming in Arabic: “There is no God but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet”. He wears a black T-shirt with ‘ANTI-TERROR’ written in white Cyrillic letters, and explains that he considers the Kremlin, not himself, the terrorists. He reads the questions from a laptop computer, and cradles what he describes as a six-barrelled grenade launcher, a trophy from a Russian base.

Mr Basayev denounces what he describes as the “bloody slaughter that is raging in our land”, and cites not only the Koran and the prophet Adam but also the Chinese sage Zheng He, Winston Churchill and even Charles Darwin. ...

He describes a meeting with his commander-in-chief and formal leader of the Chechen resistance, Aslan Maskhadov, who apparently accused his most effective lieutenant of going too far in Beslan.

Mr Basayev says he told Mr Maskhadov that he is “ready to stand before a sharia court, and answer to it in all its severity if it judges I should be punished”. ...

Mr Basayev states: “We are planning more Beslan-type operations in the future because we are forced to do so.”

Justifying his attacks on civilian targets, he states: “We are at war and we look at the reality, and not at whether the population has weapons in their hands. We look at the reality of their participation in this war.

” People who approve of Putin’s policies, people who pay their taxes for this war, people who send their soldiers to this war, priests who sprinkle holy water on them . . . How can they be innocent? They are just without weapons. Russian citizens are accomplices of this war, it just may be that they have no weapons in their hands. Peaceful people for us are those that don’t pay taxes for this war, people who don’t participate, and who speak against this war."
a McDonald's love story - de Horia D la: 31/08/2005 20:55:37
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "5")
A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter

They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking:

"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.

The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of
the tray.

There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in

He placed one half in front of his wife.

Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles
and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.

Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They were used to sharing everything."

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing.

She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.

A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.

The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a
napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.

After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady,
"Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.

What is it that you are waiting for?"

She answered,

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Banc de Dimineata - de fefe la: 15/09/2005 17:41:03
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "5")
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar
in Clayton, England. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy
armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and
asked,"what man here will buy a lady a drink"?

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the
end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter
and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink."

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She
turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing
the same hairy armpit and asked, "what man here will buy a lady a

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down ! on the bar
and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!!!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap,
it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why
do you keep calling her '"The ballerina"?

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to
be a ballerina!"
Bancul cu Balerina - de fefe la: 16/09/2005 18:03:48
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "5")
Vi-l mai pun odata ca aseara io si dnl. Fefe am crapat de ris. Stateam
in pat la televizor si dintr-o data m-a bufnit risul ca mi-am adus aminte
de el. I l-am spus si lu Dnl. Fefe si l-am terminat, nu mai putea sa respire.


A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar
inClayton,England. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy
armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and
asked,"what man here will buy a lady a drink"?

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the
end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter
and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink."

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She
turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing
the same hairy armpit and asked, "what man here will buy a lady a

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down ! on the bar
and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!!!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap,
it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why
do you keep calling her '"The ballerina"?

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to
be a ballerina!"
horia - de om la: 18/11/2005 17:35:32
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "7")
a woman comes home from work and catches her husband in bed with an 18 year old she is upset, hysterical and he says let me explain how it happened I met this girl on the street, she was miserable, asked for some change to get hot tea
I took her home to give her tea and I saw her shoes were full of holes so I gave her your old shoes that you said you hate now
then I saw her pants were also old and dirty so I gave her your old pants that you don't like and are too small anyway
then she was hungry so I gave her the dinner from yesterday that I made for you but you did not eat beacuse of diet and when she was ready to go and heading for the door, she turned and asked

is there anything else that your wife doesn't use any more?

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in tema - de donquijote la: 14/04/2006 11:15:24
(la: Sunt romanii saraci cu duhul?)
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your I.Q.?"

The man replies, "150", and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities.

The man is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

Again the robot serves hima perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your I.Q.?"

"About 100," the man responds.

Immediately, the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, fishing, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your I.Q.?"

"Er ... 50, I think," the man replies.

And the robot says ... real slowly ... "So ..... ya gonna follow the Colts again this year?"
Alexandros - de Andre29 la: 03/07/2006 16:13:42
(la: The Ball Room)
Imi acorzi un dans Andre29?
Un asa cavaler nu poate fi refuzat, nici daca as vrea ceea ce evident nu e cazul. Desigur ca dansez cu tine.
Urmatoarele versuri iti spun ceva? Indiciu: Patrick Swayze dansa pe cantecul asta. ;;)

ahhhh Just a little bit longer
Please please please please please
Tell me that you're gonna

Now your daddy don't mind,
And your mommy don't mind,
If we have another dance, dear,
Just one more time.

Oh, won't you stay,
Just a little bit longer,
Please let me dance,
Please say that you will
Say you will

Woh-oh-oh Just a little bit longer
Please please please please please
Tell me that you're gonna
Stay, come on come on come on, stay
Stay, come on come on come on, stay

Sa nu ne pierdem cu firea
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ups, asa e, vineeeeeeee - de Yuki la: 15/07/2006 13:52:07
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"

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alex andra - de P.B.SHELLEY la: 21/09/2006 20:03:47
I meant dark side of the Moon
Not the Evil,not so soon!
Lash for you,what's in your mind
To have thoughts of such a kind?
We are children,we are pure
We don't need,and that's for sure
To think bad,or not to see
That's my thoughts,do you agree?
If I didn't get right
What you meant,than you might
To say bad words towards me
But your heart will let you free?
*** - de Serendipity2020 la: 09/07/2010 11:56:03
(la: Sentimente)
Don't love and cry, f..k and smile...
Instructions for a wife then and now - de MMM la: 16/11/2004 04:16:47
(la: Femeia)
The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for
the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.

1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a
delicious meal - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you
have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most
men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal
are part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed
when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and
be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be
a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a

3. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of
the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books,
toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband
will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give
you a lift too.

4. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's
hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary,
change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to
see them playing the part.

5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise
of washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children
to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be
glad to see him.

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't
complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with
what he might have gone through that day.

7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or
suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready
for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in
a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and

8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the
moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to
dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead try to understand
his world of strain and pressure and his need to be home and relax.

10. The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where
your husband can relax.

Now The updated version for the 2000s woman.

1. Have dinner ready: Make reservations ahead of time. If your day
becomes too hectic just leave him a voice mail message regarding where
you'd like to eat and at what time. This lets him know that your day
has been crappy and gives him an opportunity to change your mood.

2. Prepare yourself: A quick stop at the "LANCOME" counter on your way
home will do wonders for your outlook and will keep you from becoming
irritated every time he belches at the table. (Don't forget to use his
credit card!)

3. Clear away the clutter: Call the housekeeper and let her know
you'll need her for an extra day this week. Tell her that any
miscellaneous items left on the floor by the children can be placed in
the Goodwill box in the garage.

4. Prepare the children: Drop them off at grandma's!

5. Minimize the noise: When he arrives at home remind him that the
washer and garbage disposal are still not working properly and the
noise is driving you crazy (but do this in a nice way and greet him
with a warm smile...this way he might fix it faster).

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Let him
speak first, and then your complaints will get more attention and
remain fresh in his mind throughout dinner. Don't complain if he's
late for dinner. Simply remind him that the last one home does the
cooking and the cleanup.

7. Make him comfortable: Remind him where he can find a warm fuzzy
blanket if he's cold. This will show you really care.

8. Listen to him: But don't ever let him get the last word.

9. Make the evening his: a chance to get the washer and garbage
disposal fixed.

10. The Goal: To try to keep things amicable without reminding him
that you make more money than he does.

Beer is the cause and soluti - de Cassandra la: 04/06/2006 21:35:15
(la: ALCOOL-the best, the worse)
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson

I drink only to make my friends seem interesting. ~Don Marquis

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ~Henny Youngman

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill

I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food

why drink wine and not water - de donquijote la: 30/09/2006 21:07:15
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "10")
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo (about 2.1 lbs.) of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, beer (or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Thus,



Free yourself of poo, drink WINE!!!

Remember: It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.
Pt.LMC/from Ozzy with love - de Little Eagle la: 02/07/2004 03:39:16
Dear Sis,
Got your faxes,thanks,I believe...I can quit drinking again?Oh well....riders on the storm...the J.D. is still by my working desk...second one,I don't know .

Dar uite....DE CE scriu in engleza????Pt. ca -s beat aproape mort?Pt. ca am devenit...Jim Morrisson din nou si Ozzy?niste betivi si drug addicts si cu toate astea genii in muzica???

Nu e vina ta si a nimanui,e a mea,sunt o fire sensibila,adica daca fac o tampenie,nu-i de ajuns sa-mi cer iertare,trebuie sa ma pedepsesc ori sa o iau pe betii si droguri,nu stiu cum am ajuns sa traiesc ....atatia ani.....?

Sambata ce a trecut dupa ce te-am vorbit asa de rau...a fi artist si boem NU e o scuza a la Ozzy sau vorbit la tel. cu fratele meu indian Navajo si mi-a spus ca un prieten comun(Dark Owl) care avea 25 ani si era din tribul comanchee(il aveti voi in CA,e tara lor acolo!)s-a sinucis prin coma plans pt. sunt om de atunci,nu mai vreau sa lucrez,vreau sa beau si sa mor maine,I don't give a damn!!!!

Asta sunt.Cum sunt ori ma acceptati ori nu,dar eu va iubesc pe toti deopotriva cu tot sufletul meu....negru,daca va place Ozzy sau Jim atunci desigur ca va va place si de mine.

Am sa-ti scriu darling despre arta si am sa-ti si trimit email daca imi dai adresa,sa vezi ceea ce am pictat si fac azi.NU-ti fie teama de mine!!!!!!!!
NU ai sa dai peste cineva mai sincer ca mine....oricum as fi ....
Cine vrea sa vorbeasca cu mine,aveti deja telefoanele mele scrise lui LMC la indemana.

I love you all si trebuie sa inchei cu un cantec al Grupului meu,Black Sabbath,din 1973....cand Ozzy era cu ei si era sufletul grupului....a fost insa dat afara pt. ca era si devenise pe la 1978 un total betiv si drug addict...nici ca mai putea canta.....ce sa mai zic de Jim 1970 a murit la 29 ani,cara sticla de whiskey pe scena cand cantas...precum Janice Joplin....e ciudat cum 3 GENII in muzica au murit in acelasi an...1970....Adauga la ei 2 pe Jimmi Hendrix!!!!
N-au apucat 30 ani.......scrie-mi,are importanta ca sunt ce sunt? NU am politica in mine,Poti fi ce vrei tu sa fii,e okay with me,la fel si eu sunt...just a rider in the storm....a traveler in time,who cares about politics in the end?

Hai sa fim toti frati si surori si sa nu ne mai certam si sa ne injuram,are vreun sens?NU!!!!!Si ...vorbesc din...experienta!!!!!!!!
Sa avem discutii sincere si cuminti,la cortul nostru,in cercul nostru intim,si ne spunem TOT ce avem pe suflet,oricat de negru ar fi el,ne curatam prin noi insine,si apoi invatam sa ne iubim pt. ca LOVE IS THE BEST FEELING ON EARTH!!!Got it?Love&peace?from a drunk and a drug addict???Un om ca mine trebuie sa dea lectii?

Magdalena,NU imi cer iertare acum doar tie,ci tuturor pe care i-am ranit prin cuvintele mele la adrersa ta,indirect pe voi toti v-am injurat si NU e corect,Nu este drept...!Un brave warrior nu se comporta asa......dar sufar desrtul de 4 zile,cu 1 luna in urma m-am lasat de fumat complet,de9 luni sunt vegetarian,
Nu am baut decat la mari 4 zile beau de nu mai stiu de ma iau de mana cu alt tip ce am cunoscut cu 10 ani in urma......poate nu mai e nevoie sa -ti dai seama cine e....tot universul stie cine e!!!!!Keith Richards.....

....satisfaction....HELL...It's only Rolling Stones,babe....

Promit sa-ti mai scriu.Multumesc pt. faxes,da-mi adresa si-ti trimit orice flori vrei tu,am crezut ca o cutie de bomboane Godiva(My favorite),va fi ca un sarut

Ozzy(Little Eagle Who Cries)

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[Don't argue with an idiot; p - de SB_one la: 11/07/2004 20:37:38
(la: Mama prostilor)
[Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.]

...da, aspectul asta il uitam adesea; sau "nu-l vedem".

Belle: why "Belle" and not "Smart"( sper ca nu din cauza culorii parului...;)))

it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice !
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Fruitcake - de duduia_olguta la: 08/12/2004 06:32:15
(la: Retete aristocrate)
Fruitcake Recipe

You'll need the following:
1 C water 1 C sugar 4 large eggs
2 C dried fruit 1 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. salt
1 C brown sugar lemon juice nuts
1 FULL bottle of your favorite whiskey.

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat 1 C of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 tsp sugar and beat again..
Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Try another cup.
Turn off the mixerer ...
Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turnerer.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Something even my brother can bake...
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees..
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whiskey again. Go to bed.


lectii de la un caine - de donquijote la: 17/04/2005 17:40:00
(la: Ce ne da putere?)
cred ca se incadreaza oarecum in subiect. nu am muza sa le traduc

1. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
2. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
3. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
4. When it's in your best interest, always practice obedience.
5. Enjoy it when someone wants to rub your tummy.
6. Take naps and always stretch before rising.
7. Run, romp, and play daily.
8. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
9. Be loyal.
10. Never pretend to be something you're not.
11. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
12. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
13. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
14. Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
15. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
16. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
17. When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
18. No matter how often you are criticized, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout.
Run right back and make friends.

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