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drinkul e intotdeauna gata:)) - de Horia D la: 04/05/2005 21:47:14
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "2")
drinkul e intotdeauna gata:))
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ma duc sa-mi fac un drink, si - de Horia D la: 26/08/2005 03:49:59
(la: Barurile de streaptease)
ma duc sa-mi fac un drink, si revin
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ma duc sa-mi fac un drink, da - de Horia D la: 12/09/2005 04:28:26
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "5")
ma duc sa-mi fac un drink, dar ma intorc rapid
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The value of a drink - de Horia D la: 25/05/2006 15:04:19
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")

The Value of a Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell happened to your bra and panties.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. " !
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To some it's! a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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why drink wine and not water - de donquijote la: 30/09/2006 21:07:15
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "10")
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo (about 2.1 lbs.) of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.


In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.


However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, beer (or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Thus,


WATER = Poo


WINE = HEALTH


Free yourself of poo, drink WINE!!!


Remember: It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.
Oil Change instructions for W - de SB_one la: 26/02/2004 14:07:15
(la: Femeia)
Oil Change instructions for Women

1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent Oil Change $24.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $25.00


PS cine nu stie engleza, sa-l traduca in franceza sau romana ( danke)
SB
................................................................
Infinitul e mare, mai ales catre sfirsit.
(W. Allen)
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O bere rece - de Little Eagle la: 18/04/2004 16:47:03
(la: Irak / Vietnam / Anita 47)
Draga Anita47,

In final ajung sa-ti raspund,si mai adaug la % lui Florin si atat ca am mai pus inca 25 ore de munca vineri si ieri,deci ar fi 67 ore in 5 zile.Orele n-au o importanta,e munca mea si e cu un program instabil,deci nu-i ceva gen9AM-5PM,cind vine o comanda poate veni la 4PM si toata ziua sa nu fac nimic,dar de la 4PM am de lucrat pina la 4AM a doua zi nonstop ori de obicei ...in weekenduri.
Asta e si nu ma pling deloc,sint obisnuit.

Ma bucur ca mi-ai raspuns sincer si favorabil la textul meu.
Am realizat ca alti cafegii au fost poate intrigati de ...sexul tau si ai spus ca nu are sens sa mai explici din nou ca nu are importanta.Personal si eu am crezut ca esti femeie dupa nume,imi cer scuze dar din nou pt. mine nu are nici o importanta,de ex.eu pe Ebay.com sint cunoscut ca utilizator drept Pooghee si este numele uneia
din pisicile mele,femela,am ales numele ei pt. ca o iubesc mult,pe alte site-uri iau numele sotiei mele Marilyn,dar folosesc un nume intim ce-l dau ei,care este Lila.
Am ,ca alt ex. pin# la credit cards si bank cards cu nume de femei,chiar si mama
mea,Marilyn are si ea pe ale ei si unele sint ale mele,altele chiar a celeilalte pisici
care e mascul,deci personal NU vad nimic ciudat in toate astea,si daca esti barbat si ai ales numele pe site drept Anita47 e treaba ta si nu cred ca e necesar ca toti sa stim cine esti.
Crezi ca Ozzy Osbourne iti scrie acum?Habar n-are romaneste,de fapt si cu engleza sta aiurea fiind dixlectic din nastere deci nu se poate concentra mai mult de 3 min. la o conversatie oarecare.Si totusi am o mare afinitate pt. acest om si mare mega rock star de ...35 ani!

Asa ca fii ceea ce vrei,don't worry be happy.
Apropo de berica,daca imi dai o adresa si locul unde locuiesti si traiesti fac o comanda prin internet si-ti trimit o lada acasa prin curier din orasul tau marca ce preferi si have a drink on me.

Fara misto!

LOVE&PEACE,
Ozzy
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Dear Admin,

As dori sa stiu de ce nu-mi publici deloc textele ce am scris ieri?Cred ca vreo 10...si poate 5 lui LMC in care incerc sa-mi cer iertare de atatea ori.
Nu as vrea sa creada ca am disparut aiurea fara sa fac asta,ma faci sa ma simt f. nasol si realmente trist,de luni beau iar in prostie,incat nu stiu cand sunt treaz sau beat,ma consum si nu vrei sa ma ajuti deloc.

Oare sa ma apuc iar de droguri in plus????Sunt o fire cum sunt si trec de la o stare la alta f. repede,oricat de negru ....as avea sufletul,sunt de multi ani o fire sensibila si daca plang,nu degeaba mi s-a dat numele de Little Eagle Who Cries de fratii mei Navajo.

Am mai scris ca de la acel Malcom McDowell din A clockwork orange...de la inceputul filmului,am devenit cel de la sfarsit azi.
Chiar asa m-ai pus la colt complet???Oare cati din cafenea nu se cearta dar ies mereu basma curata,eu...am folosit cuvinte dure si urate ca de birjar,dar macar sunt sincer,nu am 2 fetze ca multi altii.
Recunosc comportamentul meu urat,dar as dori sa am o discutie cu LMC,de prietenie desigur.

Cred ca putini o iubesc asa de mult ca mine.Acum am devenit un Jim Morrisson din nou,stau cu sticla de Jack Daniels la scaun....
Da-mi un semn,ori ajung la un mental institution....sotia mea chiar cu 3 zile in urma mi-a zis ca as trebui sa fiu internat.

Vrei sa ma ai pe constiinta acum????
Incerc sa lupt cu acest demon alcohol.....I think I'll start to live inside the bottle again.....
Te rog sa dai lui LMC(scriu pt. a nu stiu cata oara)tel.mele:
Home 1-732-290-2496
Cell 1-908-902-4488(sotia insa il are acum cu ea)
Fax 1-732-290-2542

Sa incerce la home insa,ori fax,la fel de ce nu-mi dai telefon sa vorbim?????

Te rog, from the bottom of my black heart,daca e sa faci un gest pt. un om ce sufera destul chiar de atatea zile,vei publica acest text ori vei face in asa fel sa ajunga la LMC sa ma sune.

Am I asking for much?And all of you have a drink on me.Let's party and live for today,tomorrow never comes.....

I love you all,God bless you,
Love&peace,and nu-ti face probleme,I'll be cool si PROMIT solemn ca NU am sa mai vorbesc urat si sa injur pe nimeni!!!!!So help me God!

Ozzy Osbourne,
the Ozzman cometh













































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Pt.LMC/from Ozzy with love - de Little Eagle la: 02/07/2004 03:39:16
(la: PUTEREA RUGACIUNII)
Dear Sis,
Got your faxes,thanks,I believe...I can quit drinking again?Oh well....riders on the storm...the J.D. is still by my working desk...second one,I don't know .

HAVE A DRINK ON ME...
Dar uite....DE CE scriu in engleza????Pt. ca -s beat aproape mort?Pt. ca am devenit...Jim Morrisson din nou si Ozzy?niste betivi si drug addicts si cu toate astea genii in muzica???

Nu e vina ta si a nimanui,e a mea,sunt o fire sensibila,adica daca fac o tampenie,nu-i de ajuns sa-mi cer iertare,trebuie sa ma pedepsesc ori sa o iau pe betii si droguri,nu stiu cum am ajuns sa traiesc ....atatia ani.....?

Sambata ce a trecut dupa ce te-am vorbit asa de rau...a fi artist si boem NU e o scuza a la Ozzy sau Jim...am vorbit la tel. cu fratele meu indian Navajo si mi-a spus ca un prieten comun(Dark Owl) care avea 25 ani si era din tribul comanchee(il aveti voi in CA,e tara lor acolo!)s-a sinucis prin o.d.si coma alcoholica.....am plans pt. el....nu sunt om de atunci,nu mai vreau sa lucrez,vreau sa beau si sa mor maine,I don't give a damn!!!!

Asta sunt.Cum sunt ori ma acceptati ori nu,dar eu va iubesc pe toti deopotriva cu tot sufletul meu....negru,daca va place Ozzy sau Jim atunci desigur ca va va place si de mine.

Am sa-ti scriu darling despre arta si am sa-ti si trimit email daca imi dai adresa,sa vezi ceea ce am pictat si fac azi.NU-ti fie teama de mine!!!!!!!!
NU ai sa dai peste cineva mai sincer ca mine....oricum as fi ....
Cine vrea sa vorbeasca cu mine,aveti deja telefoanele mele scrise lui LMC la indemana.

I love you all si trebuie sa inchei cu un cantec al Grupului meu,Black Sabbath,din 1973....cand Ozzy era cu ei si era sufletul grupului....a fost insa dat afara pt. ca era si devenise pe la 1978 un total betiv si drug addict...nici ca mai putea canta.....ce sa mai zic de Jim Morrisson....la 1970 a murit la 29 ani,cara sticla de whiskey pe scena cand cantas...precum Janice Joplin....e ciudat cum 3 GENII in muzica au murit in acelasi an...1970....Adauga la ei 2 pe Jimmi Hendrix!!!!
N-au apucat 30 ani.......scrie-mi,are importanta ca sunt ce sunt? NU am politica in mine,Poti fi ce vrei tu sa fii,e okay with me,la fel si eu sunt...just a rider in the storm....a traveler in time,who cares about politics in the end?

Hai sa fim toti frati si surori si sa nu ne mai certam si sa ne injuram,are vreun sens?NU!!!!!Si ...vorbesc din...experienta!!!!!!!!
Sa avem discutii sincere si cuminti,la cortul nostru,in cercul nostru intim,si ne spunem TOT ce avem pe suflet,oricat de negru ar fi el,ne curatam prin noi insine,si apoi invatam sa ne iubim pt. ca LOVE IS THE BEST FEELING ON EARTH!!!Got it?Love&peace?from a drunk and a drug addict???Un om ca mine trebuie sa dea lectii?

Magdalena,NU imi cer iertare acum doar tie,ci tuturor pe care i-am ranit prin cuvintele mele la adrersa ta,indirect pe voi toti v-am injurat si NU e corect,Nu este drept...!Un brave warrior nu se comporta asa......dar sufar desrtul de 4 zile,cu 1 luna in urma m-am lasat de fumat complet,de9 luni sunt vegetarian,
Nu am baut decat la mari ocazii.....de 4 zile beau de nu mai stiu de mine....sa ma iau de mana cu alt tip ce am cunoscut cu 10 ani in urma......poate nu mai e nevoie sa -ti dai seama cine e....tot universul stie cine e!!!!!Keith Richards.....

....satisfaction....HELL...It's only Rolling Stones,babe....

Promit sa-ti mai scriu.Multumesc pt. faxes,da-mi adresa si-ti trimit orice flori vrei tu,am crezut ca o cutie de bomboane Godiva(My favorite),va fi ca un sarut
tie.

Love&peace,
Ozzy(Little Eagle Who Cries)


















































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Cezar - de Little Eagle la: 04/07/2004 09:07:23
(la: Iubirea, un "natural"? Care dragoste?)
Dear Bro,

It is VERY simple and...in couple of words I say everything using.Morrison's song.LA woman....odata am sa scriu ceva despre acest FANTASTIC GRUP INCA DIN 1967......domne,cand ascult acest cantec ori orice cantece ale The DOORS
inebunesc,gasesc in ele poezie(Jim MOrrison,un geniu),merg cu masina si oriunde merg si pe jos imi vin in minte si le cant cu voce tare...CUM NU poti trai in tine pe Jim????El cadea pe scena beat mort si plin de droguri......si oare...cine NU iubeste muzica lor???Fara Jim...NU ar fi DOORS,Fara Ozzy NU ar fi fost Sabbath,Fara Pete Nu ar fi fost the Who,Fara Keith and Mick....NO STONES...ce sa mai zic de Hendrix.......care a fost idolul atator....si din nou....intreb...I am asking a question if the answer can be sold......CONTEAZA Ca aceste genii au fost ori sunt niste drug addicts si alcoholics????Daca real va luati de ei in asa stil....sa nu ascultati deloc muzica lor!


Jim Morrison???YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE,YOU MUST BE AN IDIOT daca odata in viata ta NU ai auzit un cantec al lor(the doors)si NU ti-a placut!!!!Cine e asa NU are ce vorbi cu mine .Kaput!!!!

Asa ca inchei cu ce am zis la inceput:
"....a lucky little lady in the city of lights,
or just a lost angel in the city of night,
City of night babe.LA woman...,gimme your blues,gimme yourblueblueblue blues,gimme your blues...."""

O boy daca cineva din voi nu va place LA woman(a masterpiece...as zice...David al lui Michelangelo.dar in music...sa NU-mi vorbiti deloc de muzica niciodata)Si poate cativa stiti si ce inseamna....gimme your blues...cand spui asta unei babe.Alright now,live for today,tomorrow never comes...ascultati Doors si mai vorbim...acum alta mica poveste.....Marilyn sotia mea,care de 5 zile vrea sa ma bage la balamuc(mental institution....)
de cand iar beau cu galeata whiskey si vin....

Pete(Townshend )a avut drinking problems si aproape a murit ...in plus aproaape pierdut...familia...odata era beat mort si s-a trezit in ....sifonierul lui Mick Jagger,ei sunt mari prieteni de zeci de ani....au si avut ..ma opresc aici....!!!!!!!
Nu am voie sa spun nimic fara permisiune!!!!!!!!!
deci inchei aici,si...poate versurile lui Jim vor spune totul....

Love&peace,
Ozzy....and all of you guys and girls(I love you ALLLLLLLL!!!)JUST
HAVE A DRINK ON ME!!!Bon Scott.....a murit ca John Bonham,amandoi beti morti si s-au inecat in propia voma....va place AC/DC,cel cu Scott pana la 1980?Va place Led Zeppelin....sa nu-mi veniti cu ...."Nu stiu,N-am auzit...etc...."""Zepp NU ar fi existat fara Bonham,un drogat si betiv notoriu.....a locuit vecin de gard cu...alt mare drummer....Bill Ward(de la Black Sabbath);vroia sa-i taie bratele...pt. ca Bill era asa de bun la tobe...!!!mai va zic eu multe cand am dreptul sa le zic,okay?

Oameni ca mine...crazy...si...oare...NU avem o amprenta de lasat in lume????
Oricat de drogati si insane am fi??????????
Love&peace,
Ozzy...I gotta go to sleep...I'm drunk and make no sense of myself.....aici e 2 dimineata...









Alice - de Little Eagle la: 06/07/2004 00:21:04
(la: OZZY OSBOURNE)
Dear Sis,cred ca vreau sa am sex cu tine....,

Fie ca ai fi barbat sau femeie I am a believer and ....I believe we'll have a great time!!!!!!!On rocks and have a drink on me in the meanwhile,girl,ori man,who cares?

Yeah,yeah,yeah,great lyrics,great music,I LOVE YOU and I love the fact that You have BALLS!!!!
Jim Morrison a fost bisexual,ca idee,sa stii si citeste ce ti-am scris recent darling,ori alte comentarii pt. ca....LIFE IS SHORT.....

I LOVE YOU,Love&peace,
Ozzy,

Ps:cantecul scris de tine e din albumul.........."DIARY OF A MADMAN"adica eu....si John(John Michael Osbourne...=OZZY)care suntem....CRAZY!!!!
A fost ultimul album cu ....geniul guitarist Randy Rhoads.....God bless him,mort la...25 ani!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice,soon baby,
Love you two times...
One for tomorrow
One for today
I'm going away.....I will love you 10 times and never going anywhere....

Adios,
same old fart






















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ZIEG HEIL,ZIEG HEIL.... - de Little Eagle la: 06/07/2004 01:24:38
(la: Mama prostilor)
Mai frati si surori...ce se petrece in cercul nostru?Ce a devenit cafeneaua asta azi???Cu 2 ani in urma am fost membru si am parasit-o....Daniel cred ca-si aduce aminte de mine,odata mi-ai scris un email personal....vroiai sa publici parte din textele mele in un ziar,nu tin minte dar trebuie ca tu stii,nu esti un betiv si drogat ca mine.....si totusi...cum va sun voua????DO I MAKE ANY SENSE????Chiar beat si drogat????

In fine,ce vreti toti de la unii la altii???Nu ti-am scris cu ani in urma pt. ca NU POT fara acordul pers. despre care scriu si cunosc!!!!!!!!!!!Sunt anume reguli dar si legi,ca zic asta si alta e okay,pt. ca nu a devenit o publicatie....!!!!!!!!!
Oricine poate fi dat in judecata....si daca eu scriu ceva despre sa zicem,Bobby De Niro e okay atata timp cat NU devine ceva care sa fie folosit impotriva lui si la fel a mea,pt. ca NU este FAIR sa folositi ,si sper sa NU O FACETI VREODATA.....povestirile mele,in a le publica....pt. ca aduceti o injuratura la adresa lor si a mea.E fine intre noi sa vorbim,si e la fel OKAY sa scriu cate ceva....dar sa NU va apucati sa reproduceti in scris NIMIC PT>CA VETI PRODUCE cele mai mari probleme cu repercursiuni la care nici NU vreau sa ma gandesc,si lawsuits......de miliarde$$$$.

Ca scriu e OK,dar sa ramana asa!!!!!!!Nici eu personal NU POT SA SCRIU MEMORIILE mele fara aprobari si avocati.....de azi,NU mai scriu deloc decat daca pot si desigur,daca am o aprobare....despre artistii ce am cunoscut!!!!!!
Mi-am dat seama ca ma joc cu focul,si NU e corect si cinstit pt. ei!!!!!!!!

Ceea ce as comenta e sa o lasam balta cu multe discutii....
Va iubesc though si cum sunt a crazy guy...a madman...as vrea sa am sex cu toate fetele din Cafenea....si sa sarut pe baieti pe gura.Poate in final sa avem si sex!!!!Asta sunt....put me against the wall and shoot me...or...HAVE A DRINK ON ME,AND GET STONED,LET"S HAVE A F....G BLAST!!!!!!

Love&peace,
Ozzy


















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Florin si atat - de Little Eagle la: 06/07/2004 19:14:24
(la: Pleznitul peste bot)
Dear Bro,

Cat de bine cunosc ce scrii....deja am devenit un fel de ...rau prin cafenea,ca folosesc numele lui Ozzy...pe unii ii deranjeaza,pt. ca nu-l simpatizeaza....altii au porniri de cearta si vor sa ma ...transforme,sa ma schimbe,altii cred ca sunt un betiv si drogat,nu stiu precis daca am ...parti bune in ochii multora,iar altii desigur ma critica pt. ca sunt impotriva lui Bush,deci si cu politica...stau prost!!!!

Asa ca am tot fost plesnit si eu peste bot in prostie,nemernicie,dusmanie...si nu doar cat am trait in Romania...dar e adevarat,romanii au acest dar cu care se nasc de a da cu parul si a critica....de ce nu am vazut asta de 23 ani la americani??????????????????????????

Right on brother,great text si stii ceva????Pe chestia asta chiar acum imi fac 2 lines of cocaine si beau and have a drink on you,buddy.
The other people????See you in hell,ladies first!

Love&peace,
The Ozzman commeth again












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Daniel - de Little Eagle la: 06/07/2004 23:59:19
(la: De ce sexul in public e dezaprobat?)
Bro,

Am unul pt. tine si la fel pt. toti din Cafenea,fete,baieti,religiosi si atei,orbi si deschisi la minte,politicieni si aiuriti(ca mine)si NU mai e nevoie de scris nimic in plus,cel putin pe moment...nici nu stiu daca sa scriu ...cine a compus versurile si muzica acestui cantec.....?Pt. ca nu as crede ca exista cineva in lume care sa nu -l fi ascultat...:

"You need coolin'baby,I'm not foolin'
I'm gonna send you back to schoolin'
Way down inside,honey,you need it,
I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love
Wanna whole lotta love'
Wanna whole lotta love,
Wanna whole lotta love?

You've been learnin',baby,I've been learnin'
All them good times,baby,baby,I've been yearnin'
Way,way down inside honey,you need it,
I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you my love.

Chorus

You've been coolin',baby,I've been droolin',
All the good times I've been misusin'
Way,way down inside,you need it,
I'm gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love.

Chorus

Way down inside...woman...you need love,
Shake for me girl,I wanna be your backdoor man
Keep it coolin',baby..
...................................................................................
Robert Plant-Vocals+words
Jimmy Page-guitars
John Bonham-drums
John Paul Johnes-bass,keyboards

Led Zeppelin II
.....................................................................................
Love&peace,
Ozzy

Have a drink on me,draw some lines and put them in the nose,you'll feel good
maybe put the needle in???And have a dream on me...get stonned have a joint,keep on smoking....Mr. Jones...





































Invisible mode - de Little Eagle la: 09/08/2004 21:39:12
(la: "TIGANIADA"- o istorie nestiuta si improprie poporului roman?)
Just you,
Daca nu -ti scriam ,nimeni din cafenea nu-ti descoperea adevaratul chip,deci fi fericit si have a drink on me!
Stay away from gipsyes ,acuma ti-ai facut dusmani din ei si nu as vrea sa fiu in sosonii tai.
Adios muchacho,
Only me

Ma gandeam asa intr-o doara,ca ai putea purta diagonala si o mica mustacioara sub nas?Si ti s-a strambat coloana de cat stai cu mana dreapta in sus si te saluti in oglinda.
Nici nu-mi mai pierd timpul pe viitor cu unul ca tine.






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OK, catre toti carora nu le c - de Horia D la: 03/11/2004 23:46:27
(la: Alegerile in USA)
OK, catre toti carora nu le convine resultatul alegerilor:
Get a life, have a drink, blow some smoke, rope a joint, get over it!! E un fapt implinit, nimic nu va schimba asta pentru cel putin 4 ani (sic!), go home and cry, life goes on....
Eu de fapt m-am cam saturat de politica, si sunt gata de discutat alte subiecte.

Little Eagle who Laughs

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
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Hai sa mai butonez si eu aici - de Horia D la: 05/11/2004 02:43:14
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata)
Hai sa mai butonez si eu aici, sa marim numarul de post-uri, si sa ajungem in topul zilei... ce bine e acum.. mi-am facut un drink, si pot sa ma delectez pe aici...din pacate nu prea am pe cine sa supar:)) stiti voi la ce ma refer:))))

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
bunadimineata lume !!! - de anisia la: 05/11/2004 12:32:58
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata)
Adica ieri cind am plecat si eu mai devreme si aveam si timp si chef de trancaneala cu voi...va bagara-ti cu totii pana in git in politica si ma lasara-ti singura. Apoi ma duc si eu la culcare ca un om normal si ia uite ce gasesc de dimineata:TRANCANIRA-TI DE NU VA MAI TACU GURITA!!! Pai asa nu mai merge: greva!!!!

Si acum ca v-am ciondanit putin, hai sa zimbim si sa o luam pe indelete :) :

1) Ivy, de ce nu vrei sa muncesti, ce zi speciala adica? Ce, ca e doar vineri...si eu muncesc vineri, si nu incep sfarsitul ca altii de joia ;) si ia treci la munca draga ca asa se construieste viitorul. Cit cu muraturile, poti sa le dai pe cafenea daca vrei.Secretul oricum e divulgat (cu cit castrveciorii sint mai mici si mai tari cu atit ies mai buni la murat. ca daca sint mari se fleoscaiesc la murat). Hi hi, oare Sam stie acest detaliu important cind pune muraturi? Hai fefelino sa ne spui cum ti-au iesit castraveciorii...
2) Bella gripela...incepi sfarsitul de saptamina de joia?? Shame on you ;) Lasa fefelino ca e bine sa te faci bine la raceala si sa o iei de luni cu forte proaspete.
3) Lmc.icule... eu nu stiu cum de ai rabdare sa te bagi in politica. Eu am citit toate comentariile, chiar am si indraznit sa le caut definitii in limba romana ca o dadusera rau pe engleza si se ofuscara spaniolii. Dar altfel nu m-am bagat. Pentru ca stiu ca se ajunge invariabil la divergente. Si de ce sa iti faci dusmani dle cind lumea e incapatinata oricum si nu vrea sa vada cealalta fata a monedei?
4) Horia mama (ca se pare ca "mama" ti se dadu drept middle name...asa e cind stai printre cocoline...au tendinta sa te cocoloseasca:) ), cum e cu drink-ul. Ce bausi? Ai o reteta buna de martini?

Si acum dragilor ia sa imi spuneti voi mie ce program aveti zilele astea?
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cica.... - de Belle la: 05/11/2004 16:45:36
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata)
nu fac N I M I C ......

horica mama, daca nu luam antibiotice te rugam sa-mi faci si mie un drink
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Instructions for a wife then and now - de MMM la: 16/11/2004 04:16:47
(la: Femeia)
The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for
the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.

1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a
delicious meal - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you
have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most
men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal
are part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed
when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and
be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be
a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a
lift.

3. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of
the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books,
toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband
will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give
you a lift too.

4. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's
hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary,
change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to
see them playing the part.

5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise
of washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children
to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be
glad to see him.

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't
complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with
what he might have gone through that day.

7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or
suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready
for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in
a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and
unwind.

8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the
moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to
dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead try to understand
his world of strain and pressure and his need to be home and relax.

10. The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where
your husband can relax.


Now The updated version for the 2000s woman.

1. Have dinner ready: Make reservations ahead of time. If your day
becomes too hectic just leave him a voice mail message regarding where
you'd like to eat and at what time. This lets him know that your day
has been crappy and gives him an opportunity to change your mood.

2. Prepare yourself: A quick stop at the "LANCOME" counter on your way
home will do wonders for your outlook and will keep you from becoming
irritated every time he belches at the table. (Don't forget to use his
credit card!)

3. Clear away the clutter: Call the housekeeper and let her know
you'll need her for an extra day this week. Tell her that any
miscellaneous items left on the floor by the children can be placed in
the Goodwill box in the garage.

4. Prepare the children: Drop them off at grandma's!

5. Minimize the noise: When he arrives at home remind him that the
washer and garbage disposal are still not working properly and the
noise is driving you crazy (but do this in a nice way and greet him
with a warm smile...this way he might fix it faster).

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Let him
speak first, and then your complaints will get more attention and
remain fresh in his mind throughout dinner. Don't complain if he's
late for dinner. Simply remind him that the last one home does the
cooking and the cleanup.

7. Make him comfortable: Remind him where he can find a warm fuzzy
blanket if he's cold. This will show you really care.

8. Listen to him: But don't ever let him get the last word.

9. Make the evening his: a chance to get the washer and garbage
disposal fixed.

10. The Goal: To try to keep things amicable without reminding him
that you make more money than he does.



MMM



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