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fara pall mall ca m-am lasat - de RSI la: 17/09/2005 17:55:57
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "5")
fara pall mall ca m-am lasat de fumat 1 an si 3 luni. Iar inainte era davidoff.
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Ozzy... - de (anonim) la: 07/06/2004 16:21:09
(la: CICCIOLINA, actrita porno - o meserie ca oricare alta)
Nu-i mare diferenta, (de varsta) intre noi, doar vreo doi ani...Si eu am "prins" un "Atomic Bomb" pe un casetofon Thompson sau un Tesla B4...si-am troscanit rom Havana amestecat cu bere Diplomat, fumand Pall Mall fara filtru sau carpati de Sfantu' cand aveam/n-aveam bani
Nu am facut excese, (mari!) prin tineretze, si m-am ferit ca naiba de legaturi intamplatoare. De frica, recunosc. Sex in grup zici? Pai de ce? Oare nu e suficient "unu la unu"? Am vazut si pe viu destule chestii...Am facut sport, (cu manusi) si-am intrat vrand-nevrand in anumite cercuri pe unde ma invitau colegii de sala de la club. Da, dar nu m-am implicat direct, Ozzy...Poate si pentru faptul ca aveam pe cineva, si o IUBEAM. De ce sa ma fi dus in alta parte?
N-am platit niciodata o femeie pentru sex, si nici n-am s-o fac vreo data. Pentru ca nu mi-am pierdut increderea in mine, batrane.
Prostitutia este de neoprit, pentru ca sunt multi care vor ce nu gasesc acasa, sau nu pot sa aiba o femeie prin propriile forte, si trebuie s-o cumpere.

Sanjuro
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Smoke - de Little Eagle la: 07/08/2004 23:17:44
(la: despre tigari:)) diverse)
Iar dau de Cecilia....Helllooo,

Iti spun un lucru cert:azi implinesc 2 luni de cand m-am lasat de fumat,1 luna de cand m-am lasat de bautura si totodata de cocaine si orice alte droguri,si fara de ajutor si mers la centre speciale de recuperare!

Am fumat de la 14 ani deci acum am 48 ,de ...34 ani am fumat in prostie....nu zece-20 tigari pe zi ci 3-4 pachete!
In USA numai Camel,Marlboro si Pall Mall fara filtru..deci si mai nasol)
Desigur ca primele 2-3 sapt. au fost grele deoarece am stopat fumatul"cold Turkey",adica renuntat imediat si direct si fara ajutor.

Ma felicit pt. asta mai ales pt. droguri...e a doua oara insa(recidivist)dar cu ele e alta situatie,doar cei care au fost ori sunt pe drugs stiu ce spun!
Odata era sa mor ...adus la spital de o.d.(overdose).
Nu m-am ingrasat ,reduc din slana,pt. ca de 11 luni sunt vegetarian si deci nu mananc decat de 2 ori pe sapt. peste,dar nu ma ating de orice fel de carne si salamuri etc si branzeturi.

Acum stau bine(knock wood!)cu colesterolul,inima(aveam tensiune f. mare)si ficatul...de fapt ma mir si azi ca am ajuns sa traiesc si sa ating 48 ani...trebuia sa fi fost mort de mult de tot!!!!
Oprirea brusca nu mi-a produs multe,dar destule in organism ,am sangerat din gura,nas ,cur,eram f. nervos si ma luam de Marilyn din senin sa caut cearta!E greu ca org. sa se adapteze brusc de la o extrema la alta...mai ales ca l-am abuzat copios 34 ani prin alcool tare(o sticla de Vodca=1Kg.pe zi+ multe beri,de unde si burta=berea si alcoolul au zahar si drojdie=ingrasa mult),eram constant in stare de betie si mai adaugi si droguri si sex....=nu apuci 30 ani!

Chestia depinde de om si vointa!A exersa e f. bine,as vrea si eu s-o fac..dar de cand am fost operat la genunchi si la la picior...ma simt cam slab in miscari si imi placea sa alerg...deh.

Altii au alte opinii si retete si din nou zic ca depinde si de organism si de metabolismul fiecaruia.Dar si de varsta,cum sunt eu azi ar fi okay,pt. un barbat la 48 ani care inca poarta pe Jimi Hendrix sau Ozzy ca T-shirts pe el are parul lung si in codita stil japonez si ochelari de soare in diverse culori trimise de o femeie colosal de buna si bun suflet,Sharon Osbourne,sotia lui Ozzy.
Cecilia,darling,imi pare rau dar nu sunt tentat la supa de varza...iarta-ma.
Slabesc destul fiind vegetarian si nemaifiind fumator inrait,ma simt f. bine,nu duc lipsa tigarilor,nu voi face nimanui nici o propaganda,sa se lase de fumat ori carne ,ai dreptul sa faci ce vrei cu viata ta.Esti stapan pe ea,nu eu.

Nu m-am referit la tine acum ori la nimeni in particular ci in general.
I love you baby,
LOVE&PEACE,
Ozzy






































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Pt.Steve Irwin...Enigmescu - de Little Eagle la: 25/06/2004 01:10:40
(la: "TIGANIADA"- o istorie nestiuta si improprie poporului roman?)
Dear Bro,

Hey mate,I really LOVE Steve,he's the best!!!
Tiganiada de Budai Deleanu?Just cracking a joke and having a Fosters beer.HA!

Dupa cum stii am cunoscut multe ,am trait destule,si printre altele am cunoscut si o gramada de tzigani.
Desigur ca sunt inruditi cu indienii din India,odata am scris ceva despre radacinile lor.Ei au crezut in avatarul Rama,cu timpul au fost numiti ...roma(provenind de la Rama)si apoi si romi.

Sa spun sincer ,eu am putin sange de tzigan in mine,dar se pierde in trecut,nu stiu daca m-as numi real tzigan.
Sunt o lume aparte insa,f.aparte si din proprie experienta iti zic ca sa NU ai incredere in ei deloc,chiar cand te coplesesc cu cadouri si petreceri de mare lux.Cu ei mereu trebuie sa ai ochii in 4!!!!
dar sa mai stii ca uneori,daca simt ei si deodata li se scoala ca vor sa faca ceva pt. tine,doar cand au ei chef...atunci vor face 100%!!!!
Si nu cer nici o recompensa!

Prin 1977 am lucrat 1 an la o intreprindere in Buc.numita ISPIF,eram mereu cu alti 2 colegi,un inginer si sofer,plecati prin toata Ro. sa facem poze si masuratori pt. terenuri de agricultura.
Odata am fost in Alba Iulia,si am avut ceva probleme cu primaria pt. autorizatii etc,dar un tzigan gras si mic a rezolvat totul in cateva min. Era Burlibasa Orasului si tziganii lui munceau la constructii off the books,si deci nu erau pe state de plata dar luau bani desigur si primarul era in palma Bulibasei!

Au lucrat pt. noi,ne-au ajutat cu caratul aparatelor etc. si la fel cu cazarea pe ....gratis la hotelul cel mai mare din oras,noi am luat chitantele sa ...dovedim ca am platit ca sa fim remunerati la Buc. de Institut!HA!
La fel si transport etc.
Tziganii,au fost la inaltime!Bulibasa lua toti banii de la ei si apoi avea grija de ei cu mancare ,haine si bautura.Toate femeile din satra treceau mai intii pe la el inainte de a fi maritate,el personal avea dreptul la orice femeie ,fie fata mare fie maritata.Avea 3 neveste.

Cand am plecat dupa 5 zile,Bulibasa a dat un mare ospat in camp deschis la satra lui.nu departe de ditamai palatul ce avea....avea 3 masini,f. f. de prost gust(Kitsch TOTAL!)cu ciucurei la geamuri si multe statuete de plastic,perdele si culori combinate...aiurea,verde ca prazul cu rosu deschis si galben...te durea capul!

In fine,petrecerea a fost colosala!!!!S-au taiat 2 porci mari,2 capre si 8 pui,tot ce nu se gasea pe piata in Ro. am avut la un praznic de povesti!!!Salamuri,branze,peste,carnati,bere straina,vinuri in prostie,tzuica,palinca,cozonaci mancam ca la un ospat de-l lui Henry the VIII !!!
Dansuri din buric,femei tziganci imbracate ca de ceremonie,tziganii insa beau in prostie lazi de vin spumos,le place,mai ales cel roz!
M-am simtit tare fericit cu ei,am dansat,ne-am pupat,erau unii care treceau granita cand li se scula lor spre Iugoslavia,faceau trafic cu aur,nici nu aveau pasapoarte decat false.

Dar ce sex am avut....mama mia!!!!Bulibasa mi-a dat sa ALEG pe cine vreau,m-a simpatizat din prima data cand ne-am vazut.Am avut petrecerea sub un cort imens,am fost cam 200 persoane,primarul si el!
Era o coliba de lut si acolo m-am destrabalat cu 2 tziganci la 17 ani,crede-ma ca erau frumoase!Am ales pe spranceana!

sincer ,parerea mea e ca sunt oameni f. okay!Stiu ca fura,pun blesteme,fac multe lucruri rele,dar sunt si ei oameni,cand traiest intre ei ,abia atunci iti dai seama.
In Buc. am avut multi prieteni tzigani,ne adunam uneori cate 10-16 la unul din ei acasa in Damaroaia(imi aduc aminte,pe nume Muie tziganul),jucam barbut sau luati roma ori poker sau ...remi pe bani desigur.
Unii purtau pistoale.....i-am vazut inarmati,dar neaparat fiecare avea un sis lung la picior sau la spate la curea.
Odata Muie avea un TV si VCR,in Ro. doar elita de sus avea asa veva,era la inceputuri.JVC.Avea filme pe casete si facea bani (word of mouth) cerind 50 lei de pers.sa vada filme,si ne adunam in casa lui vreo 30 tineri in fiecare seara.
facea Muie o avere.Eu si gagicile mele de pe atunci nu plateam.Uneori faceam diverse lucruri pt. Muie,mergeam pe Lipscani si vindeam la negru Kent ori Pall Mall,Marlboro,tigari de contrabanda.

La fel vindeam(cei ce -si aduc aminte si au trait vremile),spray Rexona,sapun Rexona,Lux,..."blugi" Roy Rogers si Levy's.uneori si pantofi de dama.
Ce-mi dadea Muie aia vindeam.

Si uite cate stiu si cate experiente am trait in viata,mereu am vrut sa cunosc multe sa traiesc totul posibil la limita,live for today,tomorrow never comes.
Dar despre tzigani,sunt cu ei my brother la fel cum sunt si cu tine.
Cand nu te miros ei,si nu te cunosc anticipat(sa stii ca au un al 6lea simt)te vor trage in piept la orice secunda.
daca vad in tine un smecheras,te lasa in pace si te respecta.

Eram cu ani in urma la Paris la Notre Dame cu Marilyn sotia,si multi tzigani,desigur femei...barbatii nu muncesc!
daniel trebuie ca stie cati sunt pe acolo.
Eram pe o banca si au venit 2 la noi cu cersitul,le-am dat 5$,au plecat,dupa 5 min au revenit....si le-am auzit vorbind si in tziganeste si in romaneste amestecat,cum ca suntem de jumulit....
Cand au venit la banca le-am zis in rom. " sa-si rada pizdele in fata altora" e o expresie pt. ei f.dura legata de cersit si a nu fi sincer.

Apoi am zis ca le fac un buzunar in stomac imediat daca nu se uschesc din fata mea,si au plecat zicand multumesc conasule.

Dar astea pe moment cu tziganii,am de lucru,nu stiu inca daca azi ori incep maine.Agentul meu m-a telefonat dar cand fac altceva,ca acum,Nu intrerup ce am inceput nici pt. bani macar!Asa ca-l las sa astepte.

Love&peace,
Ozzy(Little Eagle Who Cries)



























































































































. - de ikoflexer la: 29/06/2004 19:43:36
(la: Ozzy vs LMC)
de cand se traduce "jew" prin "jidan"(termen insultator)?

N-am intentionat sa jignesc pe nimeni si nu stiam ca "jidan" e un termen insultator; daca e imi cer scuze. Cum s-ar traduce atunci? --- ca n-am un dictionar englez-roman la indemina.

Dupa cite stiu eu: hebrew = evreu
israeli = israelian
jew = ? (eu credeam jidan---corectati-ma)
jewish = de religie ?

Citez mai jos pentru cei ce au timp sa citeasca din Oxford English Dictionary:

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Jew (d3(j)u:), sb. Forms: Sing. 3 Gyu, 4 Giu, Gyw, Iu, Iuu, Iuw(e, Ieu, Ieuu,
Ieu3, 4-5 Iwe, 4 (6 Sc.) Iow, 4-7 Iewe, 5 Ieue, 5-6 Iue, (Ive), 4-7 Iew, 7-
Jew. Plur. 2 Giwis, 3 Giws, Gius, Gyu(e)s, 3-4 Gywes, Giwes, Geus, 4 Iuu(e)s,
Iuwis, Iow(e)s, Ioues, Iewis, -ys, -us, 4-5 Iuwes, 4-6 Iues, 4-7 Iewes, 5
Iuys, 6 Sc. Iowis, Iouis, 4-7 Iews, 7- Jews; beta. 4 Iuen. [ME. a. OFr. giu,
gyu, giue, earlier juieu, juiu, jueu:-L. iudaeum (nom. -us) Jew (cf. Fr. dieu,
ebreu:-L. deum. hebraeum); in later Fr. juif, fem. juive. L. iudaeus was a.
Gr. iota-omicron-upsilon-delta-alpha-iota--omicron-sigma-, f. Aramaic y'hudai,
corresp. to Heb. y'hudi Jew, f. y'hudah Judah, name of a Hebrew patriarch and
the tribe descended from him. (The OE. equivalent was Iudeas Jews, Early ME.
Iudeow, Iudew: see JUDEW.)]
1 a A person of Hebrew descent; one whose religion is Judaism; an Israelite.
Orig. a Hebrew of the kingdom of Judah, as opposed to those of the ten tribes
of Israel; later, any Israelite who adhered to the worship of Jehovah as
conducted at Jerusalem. Applied comparatively rarely to the ancient nation
before the exile (cf. HEBREW sb. 1), but the commonest name for contemporary
or modern representatives of this group, now spread throughout the world. The
word `Jew' is also applied to groups, e.g. the Falashas in Ethiopia, not
ethnically related to persons of the main European groups, the Ashkenazim and
the Sephardim.
C. 1275 Passion our Lord 351 in O.E. Misc. 47 Pilates hym onswerede, am ich
Gyv penne? A. 1300 Cursor M. 3944 (Cott.) O sinnu etes neuer Iuu [v.rr. ieuu,
iew]. A. 1300 Cursor M. 11072 (Cott.) It halus bath Iu and sarzine. C. 1310 in
Wright Lyric P. (Percy Soc.) 100 Ich holde me vilore then a Gyw [rimes bowe,
trowe, now]. C. 1340 Cursor M. 4532 (Trin.) Therynne a iewes childe we fonde.
C. 1340 Cursor M. 18579 (Trin.) And namely leue herof no iwe For al pus dud
pei wip ihesu. 1387 TREVISA Higden (Rolls) VI. 385 Charles Grossus was
i-poysoned of a Iewe [v.r. Iuw]. A. 1400 Pistill of Susan 2 That was a Ieu3
ientil, and Ioachin he hiht. C. 1440 Promp. Parv. 266/2 Ive, judeus. 1530
PALSGR. 235/1 Jue a man of jurye, jvif. 1572 Satir. Poems Reform. xxxi. 173
Mair nor in Jurie dois the Jow. 1596 SHAKS. Merch. V. III. i. 61 What is the
reason? I am a Iewe; Hath not a Iew eyes? 1615 G. SANDYS Trav. 52 His mother a
Iew both by birth and religion. 1775 SHERIDAN Rivals II. i, She shall have a
skin like a mummy, and the beard of a Jew. 1820 BYRON Blues I. 77 You forget
Lady Lilac's as rich as a Jew.1940 AUDEN Another Time 116 He [sc. Sigmund
Freud] Was taken away from his old interest To go back to the earth in London,
An important Jew who died in exile. 1956 I. MURDOCH Flight from Enchanter ix.
126 `Of course, you realize that I could rescue you with my little finger,'
said Mrs Wingfield. `I'm as rich as a Jew!' 1970 R. D. ABRAHAMS Positively
Black iii. 76 The Englishman is arrogant and overbearing, the American is a
check-writing millionaire who doesn't mind the cost, the Jew tries to push
down the entry price into heaven. 1970 Times 28 Jan. 10/4 At the heart of the
matter lies the rabbinical definition of a Jew: a person born of a Jewish
mother, or a person who has converted to Judaism according to rabbinical law.
1974 J. R. BAKER Race xiv. 234 From the traditional religious point of view, a
Jew was a person born of a Jewish mother, but this formula suffers from the
defect that the defined word is included in adjectival form in the definition.
The same flaw occurs in part of the new definition enacted by the Israeli
Parliament in..1970, according to which a person is a Jew if he or she is the
offspring of a Jewish mother or has been converted to the Jewish faith by the
Orthodox Rabbinate or by the Rabbis of the Jewish Reform Movement or by the
Rabbis of the Jewish Conservative Movement.
plural. C. 1175 Lamb. Hom. 9 Alswa hefden pe giwis heore sinagoge. C. 1250
Old Kent. Serm. in O.E. Misc. 26 Hi..askede wer was se king of gyus pet was
i-bore. C. 1250 Old Kent. Serm. in O.E. Misc., 26 King of geus. A. 1300
Cursor M. 142 O pe Iuus [v.rr. iewes] and moyses. A. 1300 Cursor M. 19129
(Gott.) Thar badd pai iuen suld paim 3eme. A. 1340 HAMPOLE Psalter xxvii. 5
The iowes sloghe crist. 1387 TREVISA Higden (Rolls) VIII. 53 That he schulde
doo pe Iewes [v.r. Iuwes] out of Engelond. 1482 CAXTON Trevisa's Higden
(Rolls) IV. 369 The Iuwes accused Pilatus to Tiberius. 1533 GAU Richt Vay 30
Ve prech Iesu Christ crucifeit, sclander to the Iowis and folie to the
gentils. 1548-9 (Mar.) Bk. Comm. Prayer (Coll. Good Friday), Haue mercy upon
all Iewes, Turkes, Infidels, and heretikes. 1611 BIBLE 2 Kings xvi. 6 At that
time Rezin king of Syria..draue the Iews from Elath. 1619 SANDERSON Twelve
Serm. (1632) 2 In Rome there lived in the Apostles times many Iewes. 1710 etc.
[see FALASHA]. 1776 GIBBON Decl. & F. xv, The same..abhorrence for idolatry
which had distinguished the Jews from the other nations of the ancient world.
1968 L. ROSTEN Joys of Yiddish 142 Relentless persecution of Jews, century
after century, in nation after nation, left a legacy of bitter sayings: `Dos
ken nor a goy.' (`That, only a goy is capable of doing'). 1971 B. MALAMUD
Tenants 50 The Jews got to keep us bloods stayin weak. 1974 J. R. BAKER Race
xiv. 232 In various parts of the world today there are communities that
practise the Jewish faith in one form or another, but are ethnically distinct
from the Jews of Europe and North America.
gen. plur. A. 1225 Ancr. R. 394 Uorto acwiten ut his leofmon of Giwene
honden. A. 1225 Juliana 62 Ant poledest pinen ant passiun purh giwes read on
rode. A. 1300 Cursor M. 4532 (Cott.) Thar in a Iuen child [Trin. iewes childe]
we fand. C. 1300 Cursor M. 19289 (Edin.) The iuwin folc felune. C. 1300Cursor
M. 21696 (Edin.) Mang pe Iuwis lede. C. 1350 Childh. Jesus 616 (Matz.) Giwene
children feole..Him siweden. C. 1449 PECOCK Repr. III. iii. 291 If Cristen
preestis weren Iewen preestis. 1653 GREAVES Seraglio 150 In the Kings
Seraglio, the Sultana's are permitted to employ divers Jewes-women about their
ordinary occasions.
b Jew's eye: proverbial expression for something valued highly.
1592 G. HARVEY Pierce's Super. 85 A souerain Rule, as deare as a Iewes eye.
1596 SHAKS. Merch. V. II. v. 43 There will come a Christian by, Will be worth
a Iewes eye. 1833 MARRYAT P. Simple ii, Although the journey..would cost twice
the value of a gold seal, yet, that in the end it might be worth a Jew's eye.
1844 WILLIS Lady Jane I. 212 From dome to floor, Hung pictures..Each `worth a
Jew's eye'.
c Black Jew (see quot. 1967); also = FALASHA.
1807 C. BUCHANAN Jrnl. 4 Feb. in Christian Res. in Asia (1811) 192 The
resident Jews are divided into two classes, called the Jerusalem or White
Jews; and the Ancient or Black Jews. The White Jews reside at this place [sc.
Cochin]. The Black Jews have also a Synagogue here; but the great body of
that tribe inhabit towns in the interior of the province. A. 1817 T. DWIGHT
Trav. New-Eng. (1823) III. 174 The black Jews in Hindostan. 1822 Imperial Mag.
IV. 358 A copy of the Hebrew Pentateuch..found in one of the Black Jews'
Synagogues, at Cochin. 1843 J. C. MAITLAND Lett. from Madras xviii. 178, I
told him about the first preachers, the Black Jews, the Syrian Christians, &c.
1892 G. M. RAE Syrian Church in India x. 150 These black Jews are converts to
the faith from among the people of the land. 1907 I. ZANGWILL Ghetto Comedies
155 The black Jews..surrounded by all those millions of Hindoos. 1930 H.
NORDEN Africa's Last Empire 185 The black Jews among whom he works. 1964 [see
FALASHA]. 1967 D. T. KAUFFMAN Dict. Relig. Terms 77/1 Black Jews, in India,
term applied to brown-skinned Jews to distinguish them from a group known as
`White Jews'. Sometimes used also for Negro Jewish groups. 1974 J. R. BAKER
Race xiv. 232 The Falasha or `black Jews' of Ethiopia are members of the
Aethiopid subrace, a hybrid taxon.
d A ship's tailor. Hence also jewing vbl. sb. and ppl. a. Naut. slang.
1916 Chambers's Jrnl. May 278/2 They [sc. ships' tailors] were still known as
`jews'. 1916 Chambers's Jrnl., May 278/2 The term `jewing', as sewing is
still called. 1945 TACKLINE Holiday Sailor x. 102 There was the
`Jewing-bloke', who undertook tailoring repairs. 1945 TACKLINE Holiday Sailor,
x. 102 The `Jewing-bloke' had a rather ancient Singer sewing machine, bought
when ashore at Alexandria with..pay in his pocket. 1946 J. IRVING Royal
Navalese 100 A sailor-tailor is known as a `Jew'. 1962 GRANVILLE Dict.
Sailors' Slang 66/1 Jewing firm, ship's tailoring `firm' run by one or more
ratings who repair and make clothing.
2 a transf. and offensive. As a name of opprobrium: spec. applied to a
grasping or extortionate person (whether Jewish or not) who drives hard
bargains.
In medieval England, Jews, though engaged in many pursuits, were particularly
familiar as money-lenders, their activities being publicly regulated for them
by the Crown, whose proteges they were. In private, Christians also practised
money-lending, though forbidden to do so by Canon Law. Thus the name of Jew
came to be associated in the popular mind with usury and any extortionate
practices that might be supposed to accompany it, and gained an opprobrious
sense.
1606 Sir G. Goosecappe V. i. in Bullen O. Pl. III. 77 If the sunne of thy
beauty doe not white me like a shippards holland, I am a Iewe to my Creator.
1700 BP. PATRICK Comm. Deut. xxviii. 37 Better we cannot express the most
cut-throat dealing, than thus, You use me like a Jew. 1830 COLERIDGE Table-t.
16 May, Jacob is a regular Jew, and practises all sorts of tricks and wiles.
1844 D. KING Ruling Eldership II. i, It is undesirable..that he pass in the
commercial circle for what is there termed a Jew.1846 Swell's Night Guide
123/1 Jew, an overreaching fellow. C. 1861 E. DICKINSON Poems (1955) I. 160
'Twould be `a Bargain' for a Jew! Say-may I have it-Sir? 1906 J. M. SYNGE
Lett. to Molly (1971) 31 What have I done that you should write to me as if I
was a dunning Jew? 1920 T. S. ELIOT Ara Vos Prec 14 The jew is underneath the
lot. Money in furs. 1931 T. R. G. LYELL Slang 428 Why waste your time asking
him for a subscription? He's a perfect Jew where money's concerned. 1944
Britannica Bk. of Year 693 In March 1943 there were tirades from Bangkok radio
against the `Jews of Siam' (probably Chinese), who were accused of
profiteering. 1952 G. BONE Came to Oxf. xi. 34 There is a curious fallacy,
rather wide-spread, that a borrower of money is an innocent and hapless
person, while a lender is a shark, a harpy, a `Jew'. 1964 H. BROTZ Black Jews
of Harlem iii. 54 Occasionally the Black Jews forget they are Jews when
complaining about the fact that `the Jews' own all or most of Harlem!
b A pedlar.
In this use not depreciatory.
1803 G. COLMAN John Bull III. ii. 32 Here is two poets, and a poll-parrot,
the best image the Jew had over his head, over the mantle-piece. 1963 E.
MCBAIN Ten Plus One (1964) iv. 42 There was a guy who used to come around to
the door selling stuff, and my mother called him `The Jew'... For her, `Jew'
was synonymous with pedlar. 1970 J. H. GRAY Boy from Winnipeg 43 For us,
however, `Jew' was just another generic word that often included the peddlers
who were Greek or Italian. When we scrounged bottles it was to sell to `the
Jew', who was anybody that came along buying junk.
3 attrib. and Comb. a attrib. or as adj. That is a Jew, Jewish, as Jew boy,
butcher, girl, man, pedlar, physician, trooper (such expressions now mainly in
offensive use but not originally opprobrious); of or relating to Jews, as Jew
bill, hatred, toll. b objective, similative, etc., as Jew-drowning, -hater,
Jew-dear, adj.; Jew-like adj. and adv., -looking adj.
1765 BLACKSTONE Comm. I. x. (1793) 375 Very high debates about the time of
the famous Jew-bill; which enables all Jews to prefer bills of naturalization
in parliament, without receiving the sacrament.
1796 P. COLQUHOUN Treat. Police of Metropolis (ed. 3) vi. 125 Jew Boys..go
out every morning loaded with counterfeit Copper, which they exchange for bad
Silver, to be afterwards coloured anew, and again put into circulation. 1817
M. EDGEWORTH Harrington iii. 45 Mowbray easily engaged me to join him against
the Jew boy; and a zealous partizan against Jacob I became. 1873 TROLLOPE
Eustace Diamonds II. liii. 361 You used to be very wicked, and say he was once
a Jew-boy in the streets. 1929 D. H. LAWRENCE Let. 10 Oct. (1962) II. 1208, I
do hate John's Jewish nasal sort of style-so uglily moral... Spring doesn't
only come for the moral Jew-boys-for them perhaps least. 1948 J. BALDWIN in
Commentary Oct. 334/2 Jules Weissman, a Jewboy, had got the room for me. 1954
Jewboy [see IKEY sb. and a.]. 1959 N. MAILER Advts. for Myself (1961) 50
Jewboy, blond Jewboy Wexler perched by the cellar window, tackling Japs with
machine-gun bullets. 1968 Daily Mail 9 Feb. 3/3 Angry viewers rang the BBC
last night to complain about an `anti-Semitic' remark on the TV programme
Softly, Softly. In last night's episode..the detective tells the man: `You
always were a great one for putting things in your wife's name, Bob, just like
a Jewboy heading for bankruptcy.' 1972 Observer 7 May, Mrs Lane Fox dismisses
what she calls the country set, who call their children `the brats', talk
about `thrashing them into shape', support Enoch Powell and still refer to
`jew boys'. 1974 New Society 3 Jan. 11/2 A car's desirability also creates the
opposite reaction, in that envy is easily turned to resentment and aggression
towards, for instance, the `jewboy', the `poser', the `toffee nose' and the
`business classes' who sport expensive and powerful cars.
1849 W. S. MAYO Kaloolah (1887) p. viii, Oil, garlic, salt fish, and Jew
brandy.
1613 PURCHAS Pilgrimage (1614) 213 Thus you see the Iew-butcher had need be
no botcher, but halfe a Physitian in Anatomizing.
1755 J. SHEBBEARE Lydia (1769) I. 274 [He] must have had this jew-craft
among his reasons for endeavouring to naturalize the Jews.
1899 A. WHITE Modern Jew 122 There are many instances of the drollery of
*Jew-drowning in the annals of monkish historians.
1796 E. WYNNE Diary 11 Dec. (1937) II. ix. 139 Before having ever seen us she
declared that we were all excepting the youngest, like little crows and Jew
girls. 1930 E. POUND XXX Cantos x. 45 Wives, jew-girls, nuns. 1971 B. MALAMUD
Tenants 50 Jewgirls are the best whores.
1899 Westm. Gaz. 18 Sept. 2/2 The nature of the wounds roused amongst the
*Jew-haters the old story of the blood sacrifice.
1898 Nat. Rev. Aug. 807 Outside Russia, Jew hatred is a matter with which
Governments have no direct concern.
1808 COBBETT Pol. Reg. XIII. 172 Through the means of a jew-like commerce
with the revolted slaves.
1905 JOYCE Let. 29 Oct. (1966) II. 127 For a Jewman it's better than having
to bathe. 1922 JOYCE Ulysses 336 I'll brain that bloody jewman for using the
holy name. 1938 W. B. YEATS John Kinsella's Lament in London Mercury Dec. 114
Though stiff to strike a bargain Like an old Jew man.
1771 SMOLLETT Humph. Cl. 20 Apr. Let ii, I was cheapening a pair of
spectacles with a Jew-pedlar.
1731 Gent. Mag. I. 403 Dr. Bass, a noted Jew Physician in St. Mary Axe.
A. 1680 BUTLER Rem. (1759) II. 84 And crucify his Saviour worse Than those
*Jew-Troopers, that threw out, When they were raffling for his coat.
c Special Combs.: Jew-bail, insufficient bail, `straw-bail'; 'Jew-baiting sb.
= Ger. Judenhetze, systematic harrying or persecution of Jews; so Jew-bait v.
nonce-wd., Jew-baiter, Jew-baiting a.; Jew-bush, a euphorbiaceous plant of the
genus Pedilanthus; Jew-cart (see quot.); Jew-lizard, a large Australian
lizard, Amphibolurus barbatus; Jew plum = OTAHEITE APPLE; Jew Tongo, a
language spoken among Bush Negroes in Surinam, possessing a structure largely
derived from West African languages and a vocabulary largely derived from
English.
1785 GROSE Dict. Vulg. T., Jew Bail. 1797 MARY ROBINSON Walsingham IV. 283
He..did the deep ones with Jew-bail, till they were up to the trick.
1892 Sat. Rev. 18 June 700/2 [He] is always going about Jew-baiting and to
*Jew-bait with pen or sword.
1883 Pall Mall G. 19 Nov. 3/1 [They] are now in full possession of the case
of the German jew-baiters against the Jews. 1907 I. ZANGWILL Ghetto Comedies
85 She's honest... She won't fall back on the old Jew-baiter. 1945 W. S.
CHURCHILL Victory (1946) 145 Julius Streicher, most notorious of Jew-baiters,
was captured by the Americans. 1960 C. DAY LEWIS Buried Day vi. 116 The same
herd instinct that produces Teddy Boys, Jew-baiters and Ku-Klux-Klansmen. 1974
G. MITCHELL Javelin for Jonah xi. 133 Benjy was unlucky enough to fall foul at
school of a ring of young Jew-baiters.
1883 Evening Post (N.Y.) 21 Apr., The Jew-baiting in Germany; the bloody
persecutions in Russia. 1898 Nat. Review Aug. 807 In the Empire of the
Tsar..Jew-baiting is a matter of high State policy. 1922 JOYCE Ulysses 202
Shylock chimes with the jewbaiting that followed the hanging. 1939 Ann. Reg.
1938 203 The brutalities began on April 23, and it was clear that the scheme
of Jew-baiting had been worked out in readiness for the `Anschluss'. 1969 J.
MANDER Static Soc. iii. 99 The American, however ugly, is no Jew-baiting
Gauleiter.
1830 LINDLEY Nat. Syst. Bot. 105 The Jew Bush, or Milk plant.
1840 MARRYAT Poor Jack xviii, Then we have what we call Jew Carts, always
ready to take [stolen] goods inland, where they will not be looked after.
1847 LEICHHARDT Jrnl. iii. 89 A small Chlamydophorus (*Jew lizard of the
Hunter [River]) was also seen. A. 1884 J. SERVICE Thir Notandums (1890) 205
From beneath a log the green Jew-lizard, or the iguana peeps.
1913 W. HARRIS Notes Fruit & Veg. in Jamaica 18 The Jew Plum..was
introduced to Jamaica in 1782 and again in 1792. 1920 W. POPENOE Man. Tropical
& Subtropical Fruits iv. 156 Jew-plum is another name for the ambarelle, used
in Jamaica. 1971 Caribbean Q. XVII. II. 14 Different name, same
referent..golden apple/Jew plum/pomme-citerre.
1933 L. BLOOMFIELD Lang. xxvi. 474 Two creolized forms of English are spoken
in Suriname (Dutch Guiana). One of these.., more divergent from ordinary
types of English, is known as Jew-Tongo. 1968 W. J. SAMARIN in J. A. Fishman
Readings Sociol. of Lang. 666 Amerindian pidgins... Saramakan (Jew Tongo,
Ningre-Tongo).
d Genitival Combs.: Jews' apple, a name for the Egg-plant or its fruit; Jews'
frankincense, a plant of the genus Styrax, or the resin obtained from it
(storax or benzoin); Jews' houses, name given to the remains of ancient
tin-smelting furnaces in Cornwall; Jew's letter, a text inscribed in Hebrew
upon a phylactery, regarded as the outward symbol or badge of a Jew; Jews'
lime, a synonym of Jews' slime (see below); Jews' mallow, a name for Corchorus
olitorius (N.O. Tiliaceae), one of the plants from which the fibre called jute
is obtained, used as a pot-herb in Egypt, Syria, and other countries; Jews'
money, a popular name for ancient Roman coins found in some parts of England;
Jews' myrtle, a name for Butcher's Broom, and for a variety of the common
Myrtle; Jews' pitch, Jews' slime, names for asphalt or bitumen (cf. Gen. xi.
3); Jews' thorn = Christ's thorn (see CHRIST 5); Jews' tin, name for lumps of
tin found in ancient smelting-furnaces (Jews' houses) in Cornwall.
1884 MILLER Plant-n., Solanum esculentum, Jew's-Apple, Mad-Apple... S.
Melongena,..Egg-plant, Jew's-Apple.
1760 J. LEE Introd. Bot. App. 315 Jew's Frankincense, Styrax.
1851 Illustr. Catal. Gt. Exhib. 162 In the reign of King John, the mines
[were] principally in the hands of the Jews..remains of furnaces, called
*Jews' houses, have been discovered, and small blocks of tin, known as Jews'
tin, have..been found in the mining localities.
1589 R. HARVEY Pl. Perc. (1860) 32 Iewes letter scrible scrable ouer the
Copurtenaunce of a mans countenaunce. 1598 FLORIO Worlde of Wordes To Rdr. A
vj, A fouler blot then a Iewes letter..in the foreheads of Caelius and Curio.
1731-3 MILLER Gard. Dict. s.v. Corchorus, Jews Mallow, ..sown in great
Plenty about Aleppo as a Pot-herb, the Jews boiling the Leaves of this Plant
to eat with their Meat. 1887 MOLONEY Forestry W. Afr. 289 `Jews' Mallow' or
`Jute' (Corchorus olitorius, L.)-Annual. This is one of the species that
affords the well-known fibre of commerce called `Jute'.
1577 HARRISON England II. xxiv. (1877) I. 360 Some peeces or other are dailie
taken vp, which they call Borow pence, Dwarfs monie..*Iewes monie, and by
other foolish names not woorthie to be remembred.
1856 N. & Q. Ser. II. I. 432/2 In some parts of Kent it [Ruscus aculeatus] is
called `*Jews' Myrtle'; and it is the popular belief, that the crown of
thorns..was composed of its branches.
1756 P. BROWNE Jamaica 40 Asphaltum, Jew's pitch. 1816 TINGRY Varnisher's
Guide (ed. 2) 1 Asphaltum..issues in a liquid form from the bottom of the lake
Asphaltis in Judaea; and hence the name of Jew's pitch.
1607 TOPSELL Four-f. Beasts 188 Iewes lime drunk in water..prescribed for a
remedy of this euill. 1639 HORN & ROB. Gate Lang. Unl. x. Sect.104 Salt-peter,
brimstone, Jew's slime, patrol, bole-armoniak,..are called mineral juyces.
1597 GERARDE Herbal Index, Iewes thorne, that is Christs thorne. III. xxvi.
1153 This shrubbie thorne Paliurus was the thorne wherewith they crowned our
Sauiour Christ.
1851 Jews' tin [see Jews' house].

Jew, jew, v. colloq. [f. JEW sb. (sense 2).] trans. To cheat or overreach, in
the way attributed to Jewish traders or usurers. Also, to drive a hard
bargain, and intr., to haggle. Phr. to jew down, to beat down in price; also
transf. Hence 'Jewing vbl. sb.
These uses are now considered to be offensive.
1824 C. HARDING Diary 29 Apr. in Sketch (1929) 75 He is a country clergyman;
and, from his Jewing disposition, I should judge he had more taste in tithes
than pictures. 1825 Constitutional Adv. (Frankfort, Kentucky) 15 Dec. 3/1 We
hope, for the honour and character of the state, that neither the legislature
nor the people, will Jew the items of expence. 1833 L. DOW Dealings of God
(1849) 189 If they [sc. the Jews] will Jew people, they cannot flourish among
Yankees, who are said to `outjew' them in trading. A. 1845 BARHAM Ingol. Leg.,
Bro. Birchington lxv, Is it that way you'd Jew one? 1847 W. IRVING Let. 30
Apr. in Life & Lett. (1864) IV. 19 Some mode of screwing and jewing the world
out of more interest than one's money is entitled to. 1848 W. BAGLEY Let. 14
Mar. in N. E. Eliason Tarheel Talk (1956) 279, I Jewed old Galloway down to
1.50 for ploughs. 1851 H. MAYHEW London Labour I. 368/1 Some of the ladies in
the squares..sets to work Jewing away as hard as they can, pricing up their
own things, and downcrying yourn. 1854 D. G. ROSSETTI in Rossetti Ruskin,
Rossetti, etc. (1899) 15 But as to his doings And jawings and jewings, William
brought me the news. 1870 Congress. Globe 7 July 5340/1 This bill supposes
that Congress..is ready to commence jewing down the pay of its General. 1872
Chicago Tribune 14 Oct. 8/2 The prices [for lodging] asked vary-the lodger
being generally asked as much as it is thought he will give. If he jews, he
will get it for comparatively little. 1883 G. M HOPKINS Let. 6 Dec. (1938) 195
You will I know say..that Jew is a reproach because the Jews have corrupted
their race and nature, so that it is their vices and their free acts we
stigmatise when we call cheating `jewing'-and that you mean that Disraeli in
1871 overreached and jewed his constituents. 1891 Daily News 2 Nov. 7/3 He'd
take care he didn't `Jew' him again.1897 [see HIGHLAND a. 2 b]. 1908 Dialect
Notes III. 324 Jew, to beat down the price. `I tried to jew him, but he
wouldn't jew.' 1926 Market Growers Jrnl. 1 July 3, I make my retail prices
about half way between grocery store wholesale and retail prices, and do not
stand for any `jewing' down. 1937 Scribner's Mag. Apr. 25 Thought we might get
the divorce a little under fifty dollars. Maybe we might jew the young man
down. 1939 A. POWELL What's become of Waring v. 140 Then we can meet again and
jew each other down. 1946 W. G. HAMMOND Remembrance of Amherst 121 Both here and at the mountain top we were unmercifully jewed for all the refreshments.
1947 L. Z. HOBSON Gentleman's Agreement i. 9 Now she was describing the large
new house she and Dick wanted to buy. `Did you close the sale on the old
place?' Mrs. Green asked. `Not yet. That cheap Pat Curran keeps trying to
Jew us down.' 1968 L. ROSTEN Joys of Yiddish 142 Just as some Gentiles use
`Jew' as a contemptuous synonym for too-shrewd, sly bargaining (`He tried to
Jew the price down,' is about as unappetizing an idiom as I know), so some
Jews use goy in a pejorative sense. 1970 R. LOWELL Notebk. 69 This embankment,
jewed-No, yankeed-by the highways down to a grassy lip. 1971 R. THOMAS Backup
Men xxi. 184, I say how much and he says this much and I say it's not enough
so we jew around with each other until we make a price. 1972 Harper's Mag. May
83 Jew the fruitman down for his last Christmas tree. 1972 New Society 11 May
301/1, I got jewed down..over the cheap offer.

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hmmm - de Belle la: 17/09/2005 17:48:54
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "5")
un pol sau un pall mall ;)
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Dona :) - de Intruder la: 06/11/2005 11:29:28
(la: ziua de dupa salariu)
n-am auzit de cafea inchisa si goala...
dar, pentru ca azi sunt mai putin rusinos, iti marturisesc ca vreau o cafea mare, neagra, fara zahar, fara frisca sau lapte si pusa intr-o cana groasa, alba, de faianta...ahhh, si-un pall mall...bricheta am eu, de la anisia...si daca tot sunt pus pe cerut, mai vreau acasa si niste timp liber si rabdare pana marti sau miercuri...:)

rar pot duce intentii bune la bun sfarsit, de aceea scopul meu in viata este sa dorm fara nici o iluzie...un scop iluzoriu, bineinteles!...sunt constient de asta, macar atat...:))

nu pup pe nimeni, am herpes...:D
























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herpesul asta! - de Dona G la: 07/11/2005 08:11:03
(la: ziua de dupa salariu)
Intruder,o cafea buna cu rabdare tare multa...cat despre Pall mall ia-o mai incet cu fumatul...ca faci riduri...




O intentie buna dusa la bun sfarsit e scopul meu in viata, pana atunci ,va pup pe toti.
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N-am avut timp sa caut solutii - de thebrightside la: 18/01/2006 10:32:44
(la: testul de inteligenta al lui einstein)
Dar am gasit rezolvari:

Intr-un newsletter Rentrop & Straton, citez:

Gruparea corecta este:
Britanic: casa rosie, a treia casa,
lapte, pasare, Pall-mall;
Suedez: casa alba, a cincea casa,
bere, caine, Winfield;
Danez: casa albastra, a doua casa,
ceai, cal, Marlboro;
German: casa verde, a patra casa,
cafea, (acvariu cu) pesti, Rothmans;
Norvegian: casa galbena, prima casa,
apa, pisica, Dunhill.

Prin urmare, raspunsul corect este:
“germanul”.

!!! Felicitari doamnei Mihaela Lungu,
care ne-a trimis un tabel continand
rezolvarea corecta a testului.

Mai multe detalii la "http://www.rs.ro/concurs/succes%20064.doc"


N-am avut timp sa caut solutii - de thebrightside la: 18/01/2006 10:34:31
(la: testul de inteligenta al lui einstein)
Dar am gasit rezolvari. :)

Intr-un newsletter Rentrop & Straton, citez:

Gruparea corecta este:
Britanic: casa rosie, a treia casa,
lapte, pasare, Pall-mall;
Suedez: casa alba, a cincea casa,
bere, caine, Winfield;
Danez: casa albastra, a doua casa,
ceai, cal, Marlboro;
German: casa verde, a patra casa,
cafea, (acvariu cu) pesti, Rothmans;
Norvegian: casa galbena, prima casa,
apa, pisica, Dunhill.

Prin urmare, raspunsul corect este:
“germanul”.

!!! Felicitari doamnei Mihaela Lungu,
care ne-a trimis un tabel continand
rezolvarea corecta a testului.

Mai multe detalii la "http://www.rs.ro/concurs/succes%20064.doc"


viata boema intr-o ceasca de cafea... - de Intruder la: 29/11/2006 00:53:20
(la: Ma bohème)
(comentarii si ganduri pe marginea textului semnat de alex andra)

in boema mea casele-s vechi, ca-n Toscana...au ziduri groase, scari abrupte din piatra roasa, de culoarea miezului de nuca...ferestrele-s acoperite cu obloane de lemn vopsit in verde si tiglele ce strajuiesc terasele de deasupra au forma de semiluna...cerul cetos si-nserat bate la porti cu arcade curbate...

in boema mea stau de vorba cu Lautrec la o cafea demult racita...fuste portocalii si crete zboara-n tavan, imprastiind fumul de tigara si iluziile nascute sub pleoape...

in boema mea se recita din Jacques Prevert si se-ngana din Dante bucati de lut negru plutind peste infern...

in boema mea se iubeste salbatic sau calm, pe nesteptate sau premeditat, in fosnet de cearceafuri albe sau de fan cosit...pasi aurii de femeie ma urmaresc cum ratacesc prin ochi verzi si vine clipa cand vreau sa aman rasaritul soarelui...

in boema mea ea vorbeste tacand si-nflorind, ca o Primavara de Vivaldi...inchide ochii, sa nu fie arsi de muzica, isi deschide pumnul sa-mi cuprinda mana si calatoreste cu mine in corabiile conquistadorilor pe un ocean de vin alb ametitor, nestapanit...

in boema mea, femeile au sanii mici si ascutiti, cercei mici din perle, esarfe zburatoare de matase si glas seducator, usor ragusit...sunt imbracate-n straie zburate de vant, parul le misuna la lobul urechilor...au glezne subtiri si ochi ascunsi in umbra de frunze de feriga...miros a ulei de mosc, ca vocea Ellei Fitzgerald...

in boema mea noptile sunt trufase, negandite, acaparatoare...zilele sunt intelepte, ca un personaj de Steinbeck...

boema mea e populata cu menestreli, culegatori de stele, melci trandavi, carti si fotografii vechi, partii de schi luminate de neoane si luna, cantareti ambulanti, inghetata de lamaie, tigari "Pall Mall" uitate aprinse in scrumiere de pamant ars, flori uscate de camp, sarabande pe cord deschis, pagode parasite, anemone pudrate cu bruma, Halele Parisului din romanele lui Zola, caini oropsiti de frig, batranete, foame si boala, cesti de cafea amara, cativa saritori peste neant de aici, din cafenea...

in boema mea strazile sunt inguste, pavate cu piatra cubica...James Bond trece nepasator pe langa pisicile andrei, prostituatele se preling ca pisicile prin ganguri si tramvaiele se retrag la marginea orasului ud...

in boema mea nu intra nimeni, doar ramane...voi ce ramaneti, lasati orice minciuna.
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"If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists."
eu sunt cel ce sunt - de saeviahtani la: 26/03/2007 02:21:05
(la: cele patru legaminte)
inainte erau imperativele categorice...fumez pall mall si abia am inceput ambiguitatile. eu sunt cel ce vine
postarea 4 din 1 (e cu zecimale) - de Intruder la: 02/08/2007 13:56:39
(la: conferinta (1 din 4))
la castel in poarta oare cine bate?

cine sa bata? bate alex boldea, ca sonerie polifonica nu-i!
castel fara sonerie, dracu' a mai vazut!
cocosul mosului, satul de atatia pumni in cioc, s-a dus in lume haaaat...tocmai in Muntii Stancosi! s-a batut acolo cu turcii si tatarii, a zmuls pana din clopul unui sef de trib si in final a gasit o puicutza! dupa ce s-a plictisit de ea (nici nu mai avea ce sa-i jumuleasca) a pasat-o mosului!
Boldea, ce s-a gandit? bah, ma duc si eu dupa cotzofene, sa vad...s-a dus, n-a gasit (emigrasera in Tzar'le de Jos)!
in drumul de-ntoarcere, a gasit si el un pachet de tigari pall mall!
ma rog, era gol...DAR gestul conteaza!

bine ai revenit, omule!
! - de Intruder la: 26/08/2007 10:30:06
(la: MIRCEA ELIADE )
e inadmisibil sa scrii in titlu "Mircea Eliade" si s-ajungi la iaurt Danone, infractiuni si tigari!
domnule, doar trandafirul dumitale mai lipsea!
nu-nteleg ce legatura este intre d-ra Cristina cea violata pe covor boieresc (ca si pe presh, tot aia!) si Danone!!?

Ce vreau sa spun? In Romania 2007 multi, nedrept de multi si multe persoane , sunt parca fara viata si fara entuziasm.
ei, pe naiba! eu am remarcat ca tocmai entuziasmul e prea mult! romanii au la entuziasm cu caru' dar se pierde pe drum si cand sa actioneze, ia entuziasmul de unde nu-i! ma rog, ramane incapatanarea dar si aia, e ca berbecul!

Nu cumva vreun strigoi bantuie tara si soarbe viul din popor , din varstnici , tineri si copii.Prea mult tam-tam cu mitul lui Dracula - Bei.
ba da! e strigoiul lui Ceausescu, al lui Gheorghiu-Dej, al Mioritei, al Mesterului Manole si al Anei...astia, strigoii adica, bantuie prin patria noastra sub indrumarea lu' Dracula si suge sangele boborului in timp ce boboru' trage la aghioase! tot ei, strigoii, au intrat in supermarket-uri si au bagat cu seringile dioxina in Danoane!

Dar infractiunea in speta poate fi furt, furt calificat al anilor vietii cu ajutorul tigarilor (nu este incriminata de codul penal) , furt al banilor munciti si dati , ca o cotizatie , pe pachetele frumos colorate.
dom'le pe pachetele "frumos colorate" scrie clar: "fumatul ucide", "fumatul cauzeaza sanatatii"..."nu ie bun la gravide si minori", etc.
deci, sunt acoperiti! n-a venit nimeni sa ma oblige sa fumez, mie mi-a zis sora-mea, intr-o zi, demult: "hai frate-mio cu noi in uscatorie (cu ea si alta gagica, prietena ei)...hai sa fumam, sa inveti si tu macar sa tragi un fum sa nu fi pampalau"! m-am dus, duce-m-as!
acum...ce sa zic? adevarul e ca d-aia fumez, ca-mi plac pachetele de Marlboro! inainte imi placeau alea de Pall Mall light, dar am schimbat culoarea ca m-am plictisit de albastru!

dumneata ai uitat sa precizezi ca sunt si altele care fac rau: zaharul, gazele de esapament, alcoolul, Danonu', slanina, sexul neprotejat, abstinenta (tot aia neprotejata!), caldura, praful, rantashul, ciucalata, corentu', benzina cu plumb, painea intinsa-n sos sau grasime de porc, tevelizoru', calcalutoru', virusii, microbii, gandacii, mushtele, femeile, tot-tot! pai ce sa facem, sa stam sub clopote de sticla? nu se poate!
tiii...daca se inventeaza tigara cu suspin, o sa fumez 2 pachete de tigari pe zi, numai s-o aud cum geme!

asa...si ce ziceam de Mircea Eliade?...puah, am uitat! las' c-o sa-l citesc dac-a scris de vioale!
pe la ce pagina e scena cu violu'?
ca asa am citit si "Rascoala" de Rebreanu, tot din cauza de viol!
Horia - de Intruder la: 19/08/2008 09:35:41
(la: Ciaca-Laca )
"am ras de unul singur"
...ca ai ras, nu-i bai - altele sa nu le faci de unul singur...si atentie la curbe. :)))

cocalari sunt aia cu manele in decapotabila si care isi aprind trabucele cu hartii de 500 de euro, dar numai cand e lume imprejur. cand sunt singuri, fumeaza Pall Mall aprinse cu bricheta de 50 de centi.
termenul e relativ nou, face parte din folclorul urban.
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test einstein - de mitzone la: 27/08/2008 09:03:31
(la: testul de inteligenta al lui einstein)
una din variante cred ca ar fi
Culoare natie bautura tigari animale
1galben norvegia apa Dunhill pisica
2.albastru danez ceai Marlboro cal
3.rosu britanic lapte Pall Mall pasare
4.verde german cafea Rothmanns pestisor
5.Alb Suedezul bere Winfiel caine

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*** - de maan la: 23/11/2008 22:31:37 Modificat la: 24/11/2008 11:23:08
(la: Brightoracol)
1. Cine te cheama si de ce?

nu's foarte sigura.
nu cred ca voi reusi vreodata sa identific toate vocile.
nici motivatia nu le-o stiu.

2. La ce varsta ai fumat prima oara si cine te-a mirosit :D? Daca n-ai fumat niciodata, hai la o tigara.

am tras niste fumuri de pall mall, pe la ...habar n-am...stiu doar ca mi-era ciuda ca m-a parasit inainte s-o fac eu.
m-am trezit pe jos prin balcon.
am decis ca fumatu iti ia mintile si am renuntat pentru totdeauna la el.

3. Adresa si numarul de mobil.

cuza voda 30, 0744541676

4. In ce cartier stai si la ce jinduiesti?

nu stau intr-un cartier.
injduiesc la pace_cu_sine.

5. In ce clasa esti si care e profu' tau preferat?

is cand intr-a noua, cand intr-a zecea, cand intr-a unspea...da' cel mai des is a doispea.
profu' meu preferat e o profa: Lupu, de romana.

6. Nu-i asa ca ala de mate e un dobitoc?

nu. e un tip complexant de inteligent.
imi place sa fac mijto de el ca sa-l fac sa creada ca nu-mi pasa.

7. Sa trecem la intrebari serioase. Cand ai tras ultima tranta de cascadorii rasului si care a fost ratingul audientei?

ma omoara intrebarile care-ncep cu adverbul 'cand'.
habar nu am CAND, nu tin registre.
ultima data am alunecat pe gresie-n baie si-am m-am lovit cu dovleacul de veceu.
copilu' n-o patit nimic.

8. De ce te uiti la reclame, nu stii ca promoveaza atitudini consumatoriste si malefice vizavi de bugetul tau pentru vacanta?

da' nu ma uit la reclame...

9. Ce cauti sub masa?

veridicam ce semne-i faci lu' realdo pe dedesubt...

10. Pune-mi o intrebare interesanta (nu ma mai intrebati pe cine iubesc ca asta e al treispatrulea oracol pe care il fac sperand sa ma intrebati si pe mine ceva misto).

exista 'prea tarziu'?

11. Ce materii iti plac si ce stii sa faci cu ele? Sefu' tau stie ce faci tu acolo? Daca n-ai sef esti de-a treptul tupeist/-a. Nu mai vorbesc cu tine.

imi place materia lichida.
rosie, fiebinte is cu scortisoara sau mar si umpic de zahar.
pe care-o prepar si-o beau.

am sef. un om dragut.

12. Ce flori preferi? Da denumirea stiintifica te rog, ca vreau sa-mi fac ierbar si mi-e lene sa caut pe gugal.

alea din ghivecius. sau directus pe campus.

13. Ascunde-te si taci chitic ca asta e numar cu ghinion.

io n-am ghinioane.

14. Cele mai mare noroace ale tale care fu'ra?

trei barbati, doua femei, si gemenele...in ordinea asta.

15. Te-ai imbracat vreodata in baiat chiar daca tu ejti fetita si invers? De ce? Unde? Cu cine?

nu, nu m-am travestit.
da blugii si camasa vor ramane favoritele mele.

16. Daca ai putea sa omori o persoana si nimeni sa nu afle niciodata, nici chiar tu, ai uita total incidentul dupa, cine ar fi acea persoana?

eu insami.

17. Daca stii care e cel mare defect al tau, de ce perseverezi?

pentru ca asta e cel mai mare defect al meu.

18. Deseneaza-mi o inima si-ti dau un inel, mare cat inima ta, mare cat inima ta, mare cat inima ta...

habar n-ai ce ma enerveaza melodia asta.
a fost o vreme cand eram obligata sa ma trezesc la 5 dimineata...de cate ori pornea aparatul de radio...fix rahatu' de melodie!
am ramas cu sechele.

19. Unde erai la nouaspe ani si cu ce credeai atunci ca se mananca viata?

eram studenta la litere si ma gandeam ca mi-am futut viata.
aveam s-aflu mai tarziu ca nu era decat o premonitie.

20. Da, mai sunt multe intrebari.

sa speram

21. Gandhi si Hitler s-au intalnit in imparatia cerurilor - de unde sa stiu io ce cauta Hitler acolo, s-o fi ratacit -. Ce discuta?

asta a fost pedeapsa divina pentru hitler, sa-si petreaca divinitatea langa toti cei carora le-o facut rau.
gandhi ii acolo sa-i numeasca pe fiecare si sa-i spuna cu ce anume le-o facut rau.
hitler nu mai are mustacioara si se plange ca s-a mai ingrasat.

*** - de modigliani la: 01/04/2009 16:10:17
(la: Ce cosmaruri aveti?)
io am in fiecare noapte cosmarul de care s afectat pe viata ca va trebui la un moment dat sa ma trezesc
apoi ma trezesc si am cosmarul ca poate nu m am trezit cu adevarat sau poate nu ma voi trezi niciodata
drept sa zic e cam nasol
da' se trateaza cu o gura de cafea, uneori + 3 bucati tigari pall mall light
mentionez ca inainte ma spal pe dinti si beau apa
eu am gasit 2 solutii!!! - de andreeee la: 15/04/2009 21:32:57
(la: testul de inteligenta al lui einstein)
norvegian:galben,dunhil,apa,pisica.
danez:albastru,marlboro,ceai,cal.
britanic:rosu,pall mall,lapte,pasare.
german:verde,rothmans,cafea ,pestisiori.
suedez:alb,winfield,bere,caine.

sau

norvegian:verde,pall mall,cafea,pasare.
danez:albastru,marlboro,ceai,pestisiori.
german:alb,rothmans,apa,pisica.
suedez:galben,dunhil,lapte,caine.
britanic:rosu,winfield,bere,cal.

happy - de Intruder la: 18/05/2010 23:15:24
(la: Mitul orizontului nostru)
daca fumezi marijuana aia pan' la cotor, poti sa fii si pe buda ca tot intr-un schit o sa te simti!
pai tu cum crezi c-ajung io in Biroul Oval? cu pall mall? :))
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