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La Gare de Montparnasse - de papadie67 la: 14/12/2003 05:38:48
(la: Metroul treisprezece.)
...13-le, metroul, s-a oprit in 'gara' ...cobor, stingandu-mi tigara pe jumatate arsa cum apuc si o arunc in mozaicul alb-galbui de chishtoace de pe peronul anilor ' 90, devreme.

Un baleyeur/maturator se plimba lenes dar cu aplicatziune printre ele 'in full gear'...in ochii-i mari si albi ca dintzii-ii sidefii se-mpreuneaza linii multe, rosii de nesomn si de-adormite bled-uri unde-i dorm sau poate nu, cine mai stie?...neveste, mame, triburi, frati surori...copii?...la fel de 'noirs' dar mai flamanzi insa oleaca mai putin nefericiti, cu siguranta...

Am mers vreo trei minute catre cer, din Cartitzele coridoarelelor sa scap pe nesfarsite scari, dintre tentacule prea-subterane de Metro catre-necate de multimi alte abisuri, inspre-aparenta Suprafata

La Tour de Montparnasse, odat-ajuns la suprafata, e de-un banal intristator de ireal...ajuns insa mai sus, chiar foarte sus in el, mi-am sarutat din nou iubita mult, pe buzele-i carnoase si am privit de sus, de sus de tot, Parisul:...la gare de montparnasse, la ligne treize, mes noirs perdus ds leurs espoirs, les reves evanouis, le ciel gris contre la Seine, les ames perdus...les eclaircis...les belles nanas et les pioches...mais au-dessus de tout, les yeux en feu, crachant du feu, de mon amour: ma Blonde

La ligne 13 c' est moche...c'est comme la vie quand l' on est seul et departi d' sa Blonde
De citit, ca de dus un dialog e mai greu se pare... - de Dinu Lazar la: 31/12/2003 01:16:24
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
SO YOU WANNA BE A DIGITAL EVENT PHOTOGRAPHER...
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JIM TWEEDIE: WEDDINGS - DIGITAL OR FILM OR BOTH?
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WILL CROCKETT RAVES About.. Monitors!
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Ortodoxie - de (anonim) la: 09/01/2004 03:57:08
(la: Despre spiritualitatea ortodoxa, cu parintele Iulian Nistea)
Oare trditia ortodoxa prin sfintirea anumitor lucruri si a apei este conform voii lui Dumnezeu? Sau aceste obiceiuri (taine)ajuta ca niste trepte vazute spre sfintire?
Ma numesc Otilia Gheorghita,crestina ortodoxa,absolventa a Fac . de Inginerie Resita.
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raspuns la raspuns - de (anonim) la: 08/05/2004 00:32:59
(la: Despre spiritualitatea ortodoxa, cu parintele Iulian Nistea)
Am incercat sa ma inregistrez ,n-am insistat.Ma numesc Otilia Gheorghita si profesia care o am nu ma defineste,sunt inginer mecanic.Referitor la idolatrie cred ca sunt existente acele infatisari de orgolii de care ai amintit ,ca forma de idolatrie si cred ca in plus si alte sentimente negative si traditii prost intelese si deformate ne induc in acest pacat.E-mail-ul meu
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PDNOnline - de Dinu Lazar la: 14/08/2004 05:31:23
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
Dear reader,

Take the summer off? No way. PDNOnline returns with a brand new advice column and a rich load of news stories.

Ask The Experts

PDNOnline and the faculty of Brooks Institute of Photography have teamed up to bring you Ask The Experts, a way for you to ask questions about any aspect of the photography business. This month's expert is Bill Robbins, a veteran advertising photographer, commercial film director and founding board member of APA. Now a faculty member at Brooks, where he teaches advanced advertising photography, advanced tabletop photography and more, Robbins will be answering questions for the next three weeks about self-promotion, marketing your work, establishing yourself in the advertising business, and more. To read Robbins' bio and to submit a question, see PDNOnline's Ask the Experts page.

http://www.pdnonline.com/photodistrictnews/experts/index.jsp

**

Newswire

- The New York Times has released a new version of its rights-grabbing contract aimed at stock agencies-- we get reactions and post copies.

- Photographers who've shot for Jungle Law and Jungle MBA aren't getting paid. Adobe goes all out to celebrate the student winners of its Design Achievement Awards.

- Who's Shooting What: Lots and lots of news from Chicago, like assignments from Y&R Chicago and BBDO; also who's shooting SBC ads, Dell's ads for DDB, Miller Beer's ad inserts, the Shell Oil calendar, Baker Shoes' new look, and many more. ($ premium for subscribers only.)

- Ad Special: How a TBWA creative helps make Nissan's truck appealing to Supercross motorcycle fans.

-People on the Move: new photo editor at AOL Latino, new curator at Center for Creative Photography, new talent added at Intersection, Maverick, Clare Agency and more. ($ premium for subscribers only.)

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Pix Digital Annual

The deadline for the Pix Digital Annual has been extended until August 18. This juried competition, sponsored by Nikon, Adobe and Epson, showcases great uses of digital imaging in personal work, commercial assignments and photographic web sites. The winners will be featured in PDN's November issue, which is mailed to 15,000 creatives, art directors, art buyers and designers.

http://www.pdnonline.com/photodistrictnews/resources/contest_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000503341

Good luck!

The Editors
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lectura de vineri - de Dinu Lazar la: 15/10/2004 08:40:04
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
Dear reader,

This week's PDNOnline is filled with news, an audio interview with photojournalist Tom Stoddart, a new feature on portable lighting techniques and much more.

Newswire

- Senior editor Reuel Golden previews Photo New York, a three-day gallery and dealer show aimed at collectors of contemporary photography.

- Even after the recent death of its founder, Eddie Adams, the workshop known as Barnstorm carries on without a hitch.
[slideshow included]

- The W. Eugene Smith Fund has awarded its $30,000 Grant in Humanistic Photography as well as a $5,000 Fellowship Grant.

- Questions For Creatives: Young & Rubicam art buyer Rosalba Berardi discusses her likes and dislikes.
($subscriber premium$)

- Who's Shooting What: In this week's installment, find out who's behind the lens for Godiva, Lenox Hill Hospital, AmEx and Tadashi Collections. [slideshow included]

- People on the Move: Find out who the new photo editors are at Vibe magazine, which creative director took over at Barber Martin Advertising and more. ($subscriber premium$)

- Account News: New agencies of record for Subaru, Pier 1, Kawasaki and more. Find out who the winners and losers are.
($subscriber premium$)

http://www.pdnonline.com

**

Audio Interview With Tom Stoddart

London-based photojournalist Tom Stoddart strives to stimulate positive change through his photos. We asked him to tell the stories behind some of the more striking images in his recent exhibition and book, iWitness (Trolley).
($subscriber premium$)
http://www.pdnonline.com/photodistrictnews/feature/index.jsp
**
Ask The Experts

Rob Winner has been taking readers' questions on digital imaging, workflow and color management. This week, Winner, a commercial photography veteran and faculty member at Brooks Institute of Photography, offers some advice to readers confused about file formats. To read his advice, or to post a question of your own, visit the Ask the Experts Forum, produced by Brooks and PDN.
http://www.pdnonline.com/photodistrictnews/experts/index.jsp
**
Online Feature Story: Lighting Gear on the Go

We continue our October feature story on the benefits of portable lighting with three more case studies on experienced portrait shooters who achieve studio-quality control while lighting on location -- using what fits in a portable lighting case. ($subscriber premium$)
http://www.pdnonline.com/photodistrictnews/feature/index.jsp
**
PDN And Olympus Team Up To Present VisionAge

This new site co-produced by PDN and Olympus features slideshows, product reviews and a stunning portfolio from Magnum photojournalists Alex Majoli and Paolo Pellegrin, who go behind-the-scenes at Olympus Fashion Week 2004.

http://www.pdnonline.com/photodistrictnews/cp/olympus/index.jsp

**

PhotoPlus Expo

The editors of PDN are looking forward to seeing readers and old friends at PhotoPlus Expo, being held at New York's Javits Center this year October 21-23. You can save time by registering online now for the East Coast's most comprehensive trade show, featuring over200 exhibitors, gallery shows, demos, leading industry speakers. While you're at it, you can also sign up for some of the more than 100 photography and design seminars and hands-on workshops PDN has organized.
http://www.photoplusexpo.com/photoplusexpo/index.jsp
Be sure to stop by the PDN booth at PhotoPlus and say hello.
Best wishes,

The Editors
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Barbatii romani din dispora (si nu numai) urmare... - de (anonim) la: 24/10/2004 05:50:36
(la: Barbatii romani din diaspora (si nu numai))
Este bine cind cineva are o opinie. Este si mai bine cind aceasta opinie este bazata pe argumente solide si nu pe, ceeace mama definea ca Radio-sant.
Nu vreau sa ma intind mult, caci vorba multa, saracia omului.
In primul rind, personal, nu cred ca ai dreptate in totalitate. Am vazut suficiente familie romanesti sau mixte, unde ea este cea care este "obosita, surmenata" casei si nu pune mina pe mare lucru.
In ceeace priveste educatia, iti dau dreptate. Detine rolul de rezistenta. Dar de la a spune ca familiile romanesti nu stiu sa-si educe copii si ca familiile neo-zeelandeze sau "aussis" sau oricare altele isi educa copii mai bine, este un pas pe care poate ar fi bine sa nu-l faci caci se pot gasi suficiente argumente contra.
Daca-mi vorbesti despre patura sociala din care provin indivizii (fie feminini, fie masculini) la cite lume am batut pina acum pot sa-ti spun ca, in afara unor mici diferente, conditia sociala va conditiona negresit individul.

Si ca sa inchei fac apel la o mica istoriora si la o vorba din poporul roman.
Incep cu istorioara: Tatal lui Gheorghe, munceste din greu, si-si trimite baiatul la scoala la Paris. Vine Gheorghita in vacanta si taica-su nu se mai intelege cu el. Gheorghe uitase, cica, sa vorbeasca romaneste. Ies ei doi la cimp si tatal lui, ii pun o grebla in fata si-l intreaba cum se chema (vroia sa-l aduca la baza). Gheorghe nimic. Lasa omu grebla pe pamint. Trece timpul, Gheorghe se invirtea de colo-colo cind la un moment dat calca Gheorghita pe dintii greblei, coada greblei sare in sus si-l plezneste drept in frunte. Gheorghe al nostru: "... mama masi de grebla".
Vorba din batrini: Nu uita niciodata pe unde ti-a sters casul de la gura!!

Iti multumesc pentru citire si scuze daca il consideri cam tare. E doar o parere.
20D si altele - de Dinu Lazar la: 02/11/2004 18:31:55
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
"multumesc cafegiilor pentru raspunsurile legate de 20D... mai strangem banutz cu banutz, vedem ce-o iesi cand o hi sa hie..."

Poate va bate gindul de un Canon mai scula de bascula? Am un amic care a incercat sa probeze... a ramas cu incercarea...

Dom`le ce vremuri!!!!

Went into Leeds yesterday for hands-on play with the new 1Ds Mk.2 at Canon presentation. Nice camera with some excellent improvements over the 1Ds Mk.1. The intention was to shoot some comparison RAW files with the new baby and my 1Ds.
Unfortunately the new Canon RAW file format cannot be processed in Capture 1 or Adobe Camera RAW. It can only be processed in the latest version of the Canon software which wasn't there because by the sound of things they are still writing it. All of which rendered the event a tad pointless. Bit like test driving a car with only one forward gear.
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Lecturi interesante - de Dinu Lazar la: 17/11/2004 08:18:04
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
In case you don't see News Photographer Magazine, the November edition of Common Cents is now online at http://www.loundy.org/commoncents/

This month: "Change"
-----------------------------
Jim McGee: Just Another Tool?
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3802.htm

Mitch Moraski: Capturing the Mood of Vermont
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3903.htm

Gary Stanley: Let The Weather Affect Your Photography!
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3904.htm

Lennie Lee Rue III: Photographing Red Fox Dens
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3905.htm

News - All the New Gear at PhotoPlus and Photokina
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3906.htm

Books & Video Reviews
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3907.htm

Feedback
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3908.htm

Beginner Questions
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3909.htm

Advanced Questions
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3910.htm

Features
========
Shooting Your Kids - Oh stop that! We're talking about shooting
them with your camera.
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3911.htm

Just Burn it to Disk - Not So Fast! - Every Month We Hear from
Readers with unreadable CDs. Here's What You Need to Know about
CDs & DVDs
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3912.htm

Le Flaneur de la Photographie en Provence - Our traveling
photographer in France visits Provence
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3913.htm

Hot Air Heaven - New editor John Engels takes us to the Albuquerque
International Balloon Fiesta
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3914.htm

How I Photograph Cars Dusk at Laguna Seca - Joe provides some tips
to help you find your way around the track and to your images.
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3915.htm

Photokina & PhotoPlus Expo - We wrap up all the new gear being shown
at these two premier shows.
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3906.htm


Digital Darkroom
================
The Digital Tool Box - Gary is absolutely tickled with his new
tools from the folks at nik.
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3916.htm

Introduction to Digital Photography - Part X, Digital Workflow -
The final chapter puts your new digital camera to work.
http://www.vividlight.com/articles/3916d.htm
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Perle,perle, perle ale elevilor ... - de DESTIN la: 05/12/2004 01:12:13
(la: Cum gandim?)



Viitorul luminos al tarii

Calin tine de mana mireasa care are parul lung de
fericire.
Ea lupta sa puna mana pe dragostea flacaului.
Poetul îsi asteapta iubita ca împreuna sa cutremure o
barca.

Ion Creanga s-a nascut între anii 1887-1889.

Este vorba de peripetiile lui Robinson Crusoe dupa ce
pleaca din Troia.

Arhimede a fost grec de neam si a murit asa de barbari
de fascisti hitleristi. Asta cand el studia în palatul
sau din Grecia. Si cum el studia a intrat un soldat si
a zis "damio". Si a zîs Arhimede ca nu es. Asa a zîs
hitleristu nu esi si a bagat baioneta în el.
Dar multe principi de fizica a ramas de la Arhimede printre care
principiul lui Arhimede.

Nechifor Lipan a avut fericita ocazie de a nu se mai
întoarce acasa fiind jefuit de niste oameni invidiosi.

În romanul "Rascoala" personajul principal este
poporul si marea masa a taranilor.

Dimitrie Cantemir a avut un rol însemnat în viata sa.

Ion sufera ca nu are pamant dar o lipsa e ca macar în
carte Rebreanu îl putea împroprietari.

În China traieste foarte multa lume care mananca o
abundenta de orez, se încheie la gat si-a inventat
guma de la capatul creionului.

Sahara se afla asezata pe un nisip uscat, lipsa apei
avand în zona o prezenta statornica.

În padurile Amazoniei traieste o jungla fioroasa.

Toate rascoalele au cerut pamant care era tinut sub
talpa de boieri.

Romanii i-au batut crunt pe cartilaginezii din
Cartagina.

Lebada moare de cate ori canta.

Animalele salbatice traiesc în padurea zoologica.

În dogmatism, gandirea devine rigida, casanta.

Punctul este o linie redusa la minimum.

În caz de accident nu trebuie sa fugi de la locul
faptei fiindca victima, daca nu e lovita fatal, poate
retine numarul masinii.

Al. Vlahuta a cules de pe drumuri multe peisaje pe
care le-a descris cu un penel meserias.

Cosbuc ne spune liric ca boierii sa nu mai loveasca în
cei dezbracati si goi, mai bine sa le dea pamant
arabil.

În multe poezii O. Goga a scos în evidenta natura si
treieratul pe caldura.

Calinescu ne-a lasat o carte foarte groasa, în care
arata cum s-a înfiintat literatura româna si ce
scriitori au lucrat la origini.

Lucian Blaga povesteste în versuri ca pe vremea sa era
atat de liniste ca daca mergeai pe apa nu te scufundai
iar în pomi se auzea cum cresteau sicrie.

Marin Preda a avut viata ca o prada, de aceea a compus
"Delirul". Scriitorii care se consuma mult, mor.

Antarctica este un continent alb din cauza zapezilor
care nu se mai topesc odata.

Creierul este un organ oarecum indispensabil capului.

Rascoala de la Bobalna a început pe un deal si s-a
terminat în 1438.

Razboiul de 100 de ani a durat putin mai mult.

Zaharia Stancu a scris un roman descult. A fost si sef
de birou la scriitori.

Ion Barbu a scris si o poezie din încrengatura
molustelor: "Dupa melci".

Ghita o omoara pe Ana cu propria lui mîna, bagîndu-i
ghiara pîna-n gît.

În capitolul romanului "Mortii poruncesc celor vii" ce
spun mortii aia trebuie sa faci, ca de nu...

Si Stroe Orheianu cînd îl vazu pe Tudor Soimaru zise
în gînd: Pe unde o scot, vere?!

Cand armata începu sa traga cu tunul în tarani,
acestia se privira unii pe altii si zisera: E pericol,
domnule! asta parca e din Caragiale...

Rascoala începu spre seara si taranii îsi aprinsera
lanternele ca sa vada drumul spre ciocoi.
Cu cat ne apropiem de izbucnirea rascoalei, cu atat
taranii stau mai mult în carciuma, ca sa faca în ciuda
boierului.

Si cand Petre Petre o vazu pe Nadina dezbracata îl
gadila în talpi.

Faptul ca gaina babei Ioana îsi gasi obstescul sfarsit
sub rotile masinii boierului, declansa rascoala.

Taranii loveau în boier cu ce aveau ei: cu una, cu
alta...

Lui Ion, Florica nu-i apartinea în întregime, fiindca
ceva din ea era si a lui George Buluc.

Sublocotenentul Rosu avea un singur ficat si ala
gaurit în trei parti de un singur glonte.

Sergentul Ionescu era un om bun dar avea pingelele de
la cizme rupte de intrau gloantele prin ele!

Descoperirea Americii s-a produs într-un moment de
neatentie a pazei de coasta.

Unul numit Don Quijote, a inventat o instalatie
eoliana care producea vant.

La sesizarea lui Hamlet, un control inopinat a
constatat ca e ceva putred în Danemarca.

Sangele soldatilor curgea dar el punea degetul pe
gaura unde intrase glontul si sangele nu mai curgea.

Soldatul Ionescu avea o misiune importanta: belea
ochii la avioane.

Înclestarea era mare. Aviatia germana facea des
atacuri infanteristice.

La Otopeni erau numai gropi si avioanele le ocoleau si
tunarii trageau dupa ele în zig-zag.
Si tunarul ochi bine si lovi avionul cu teava tunului.

Dupa ce lupta mult timp, soldatului îi cazura creierii
într-o gamela.

Contemporanii lui Eminescu l-au urmarit ca sa-i
ghiceasca filozofia si ca sa-i caute nod în papura.

Din lumea satului tasnesc figuri memorabile ca:
pupaza, ciresul si altele care au completat actiunea
operei.

Liviu Rebreanu are un mare talent de scriitor de la
300 de pagini în sus.

Si bietul Eminescu, scarbit de bisnita societatii sale
si ca Veronica Micle îi facea fite, intra într-o etapa
noua pe care mi-e rusine s-o spun.

Tudor Soimarul era apt de lupta, cu vizita medicala
facuta.

Caragiale a scris nuvela "În vreme de razboi" fara a
depune un mare efort fizic.

Eminescu este un mare clasic, pentru ca se studiaza
între peretii claselor.

În versurile: "Ce-ti pasa tie chip de lut / Dac-oi fi
eu sau altul?" poetul ne vorbeste despre aspectul
fiintei cu care Luceafarul este în gagicareala si ea
îi spune ca nu stie daca va fi al ei sau va fi altul.

Romanul "Rascoala" este conceput de Liviu Rebreanu
sferic, pentru ca începe si se termina cu imaginea
burtii lui Rogojinaru, care seamana cu sfera.

La Humulesti Ozana curgea limpede fara prea mari
framîntari sociale si politice.

Mos Danila îsi facu rugaciunea catre Dumnezeu dupa ce
muri.

Stefan cel Mare a avut o sotie cuminte care sta în
palat si îl astepta sa vina de la lupte ca sa puna
masa.

În acest text se analizeaza trasaturile vitelor de la
plug, caci aceste obiecte - boul si vaca - sunt cele
mai valoroase ale taranului.

Ion pleca spre casa Anei Baciu cu gandul la figuri
mari ce se fac numai noaptea.

Nichita Stanescu a stiut el de ce a pus virgulele si
punctele acelea în poezie si nu ma bag eu în ce a
facut el.

Pe langa aceasta poezie Nichita Stanescu a mai scris
si un ou si sfera.

Legile nescrise ale satului sunt respectate cu
strictete de Vitoria, Gheorghita si cainele lor.

Metoda folosita de Ion pentru a pune mana pe pamantul
Anei este însarcinarea.

Versul "de la strabunii mei pîna la tine" explica
distanta în km, care exista între poet si rudele sale
ce traiau undeva la tara.

Danila Prepeleac era tovaras de copilarie cu Ion
Creanga si cu el pleca iarna la sanius.

Cand eroul muri împuscat de nemti pe camp, simti miros
de marar si de patrunjel.

El mergea pe bicicleta cu picioarele goale, bagate în
portbagaj.

Ioana îi zise eroului sa-i bage aparatul în priza.

Magda îl iubea pe Tudor Soimaru fara sa stie ca acesta
nu stia limbi straine.

Semnele de punctuatie explica ca limba româna de aceea
a aparut, ca sa aiba virgule si puncte.

Vlaicu-Voda era un functionar model care avea un
randament deosebit ca domn.

Voi ce ziceti?



Cine se teme de suferinta...va suferi de teama.
Ce se mai poate citi la http://www.pdnonline.com - de Dinu Lazar la: 08/01/2005 11:59:05
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
- We have a harrowing, poignant dispatch from a Polaris
photojournalist now on assignment in Thailand covering the
devastation and relief efforts. Also, a gallery of his graphic
images.

- Our report last week on two photographers who disappeared
following the tsunami now has a sad update.

- Artists and photojournalists have made the short list for
the Deutsch Borse Prize (formerly known as the Citigroup
Prize)

-FCB's manager of art buying talks about what she is looking
for from photographers, and what kinds of promos she hates ($
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-People on the Move: Editorial: Where Toro's founding photo
editor is going and who she's hiring; who's photo editing the
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Brit; a former assistant to Ritts and LaChapelle gets a new
agency; and more. ($ for subscribers only.)

- How a newspaper fell for a hoax tsunami photo.

- In case you missed our news last week: Corbis has purchased
Zefa, the European commercial stock agency.

- Marcus Bleasedale's work from Darfur is honored by UNICEF.

Archiving: Making Sure Your Legacy Is Usable, Searchable, and
Profitable

Digital imaging guru Mike Laye continues his advice on
scanning and preparing your archive (see "Future Perfect," PDN
January) in two online features:

A Guide To Scanning - The right gear for turning your analog
images into digital files of 50-100 MB.

Creating A Cataloguing System That Works - Understanding the
two criteria every good numbering system needs, and a case
study on how one agency came up with just that.

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Si inca un citat si un link - de Dinu Lazar la: 26/03/2005 17:51:59
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
Pentru jmekerii care dau sfaturi prin forumurile dimbovitzene sa faca fraierii intii poze pe film, ca cica sanchi asa se invatza:

Canon have made a big mistake with the 350D camera. The mistake is, that this camera is going to kill off their film camera sector. Once you have touched and used the 350D you won't want anything less. I had an afternoon playing with this camera and all I can say is WOW!! Canon has done it again. This camera is fast, versatile and sexy. In short it is desirable beyond belief - I would swap my entire 35mm film gear for it and throw in my wife too.

http://www.photo-i.co.uk/News/Feb05/Canon350D.htm
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scuzele pentru ortografie nu-s destule - de Dan Manoliu la: 23/06/2005 21:42:41
(la: "Ce bine e sa fi desptept si in acelasi timp si roman")
? 1827 - Petrache Poenaru, membru al Academiei Romane si unul dintre organizatorii învatamântului national inventeaza predecesorul stiloului modern: ?condei portaret, fara sfârsit, alimentându?se singur cu cerneala?
Homer had a long lasting writing pen made of reed.
Da Vinci drew improvements ..
Etc…

? 1858 - Bucuresti - primul oras din lume iluminat cu petrol si prima rafinare a petrolului.
Romans had full streets in Rome lighted with torches and with heated sidewalks so that Roman ladies feet do not freeze …
Baltimore in 1816 was the first city to light its streets with gas. ...
Soon much of America, as well as other countries were lighted by gas
First oil refining was done in Ploiesti (not Bucuresti) by Enhlish engineers 1n 1856 … at the time when America found its first oil field … We were ahead here!!!

? 1880 - Dumitru Vasescu - construieste automobilul cu motor cu aburi.
In 1769, the very first self-propelled road vehicle was a military tractor invented by French engineer and mechanic, Nicolas Joseph Cugnot (1725 - 1804). Cugnot used a steam engine to power his vehicle, built under his instructions at the Paris Arsenal by mechanic Brezin. It was used by the French Army to haul artillery at a whopping speed of 2 1/2 mph on only three wheels. The vehicle had to stop every ten to fifteen minutes to build up steam power. The steam engine and boiler were separate from the rest of the vehicle and placed in the front (see engraving above). The following year (1770), Cugnot built a steam-powered tricycle that carried four passengers.

? 1881 Alexandru Ciurcu - obtine un brevet din Franta prin care prevede posibilitatea zborului cu reactie.
The earliest rockets were almost certainly Chinese—there is little doubt that the Chinese first developed “black powder,” the basic propellant used in rockets. The combination of salt-peter, charcoal, and sulphur was probably used in fireworks by the Chinese centuries before Christ lived, but the only written records available are dated well into the Middle Ages.
Mongols besieging the city of Kaifeng in 1232 used arrows propelled by rockets (though primarily as a psychological weapon).
Knowledge about rocketry seems to have moved with the Mongol invasions—the Arabs are seen as having developed rockets by the thirteenth century and are reported as having used them against Saint Louis in the Seventh Crusade; the Italians were experimenting with rockets by the fifteenth century. A major refinement in the formula for black powder was made in the thirteenth century by Roger Bacon; this resulted in the creation of gunpowder.
All of those people dreamt of sending people to the moon on the tail of a rocket … Even Cyrano de Bergerac (the real one) did that in a poem …
Conrad Hass (1551-1579), German, an artillery engineer and chief of arsenal of the town of Sibiu. Hass wrote about the construction and the flight tests of multistage rockets, apparently the earliest writings in existence about the science of rocket engineering. How about that???


? 1885 Victor Babes - realizeaza primul tratat de bacteriologie din lume.
May be correct partially… but Pasteur discovered every single entry from the Babes book…see below. I included some additional date for comparison and scale … The Babes Treaty is a list of the following discoveries … And Pasteur is one of many …
1839: Departure to the Royal College of Besançon 1840: Successful candidate for the literature baccalauréat in Besançon. Maître d'études at the College of Besançon 1842: Successful candidate for the mathematical sciences baccalauréat in Dijon 1843: Accepted at the Ecole Normale Supérieure in Paris 1845: Bachelor of Science 1846: Appointed physics professor at the Tournon high school (Ardèche), but stays on at the Ecole Normale Supérieure as a qualified demonstrator. Study of crystals 1847: Doctor of Science 1848: Appointed physics professor at the Dijon high school. Appointed substitute chemistry professor at the science university of Strasbourg.
Research on dimorphism. Historic paper on the distinction between sodium ammonium paratartrate and tartrate. 1849: Pasteur's wedding with Miss Marie Laurent, daughter of the Strasbourg University rector.
Research on the specific properties of the two acids that make up racemic acid. 1851: Paper by Pasteur on aspartic and malic acids. 1852: New research on relationships that can exist between crystalline forms, chemical composition and the direction of rotatory polarisation. 1853: Pasteur is made Knight of the Imperial Order of the Legion of Honour. He obtains the prize of the Pharmacy Society of Paris for the synthesis of racemic acid. Paper on the discovery of the transformation of tartaric acid into racemic acid, discovery of the optically inactive tartaric acid. 1854: Pasteur is nominated Dean of the University of Science at Lille. 1855: Beginning of studies on fermentation, presentation in Lille of a paper on amyl alcohol. 1856: Beginning of researches on alcoholic fermentation. 1857: Appointed administrator of the Ecole Normale and director of scientific studies of this school. Paper on lactic fermentation. Paper on alcoholic fermentation. 1858: Installation of his laboratory in the attic of the Ecole Normale in Paris, rue d'Ulm Survey by Pasteur on so-called "spontaneous" generations. 1859: Experimental physiology prize from the Academy of Science for his work on fermentations. 1860: Air sampling at Arbois to investigate the issue of so-called "spontaneous" generation. Examination of the doctrine of so-called "spontaneous" generation. 1861: Jecker prize from the Academy of Science for his work on fermentations. Publication in the bulletin of the Chemistry Society of Paris of all his results on vinegar.
1862: Election at the Academy of Science (mineralogy section). Studies on mycoderma and on the role of these plants in acetic fermentation. Alhumbertprize for his research on spontaneous generation. 1863: Napoléon III asks Pasteur to study wine diseases Studies on wine - the influence of air oxygen on vinification. Nominated Professor of Applied Geology, Physics and Chemistry at the National College of Fine Arts 1864: Installation of a laboratory at Arbois for his research on wine 1865: Practical process for improving wine conservation. Studies on silkworm diseases, work on pasteurisation. 1866: Publication of the paper "Studies on wine". Publication of an essay on the scientific work of Claude Bernard. 1867: Creation of a physiological chemistry laboratory at the Ecole Normale. Appointed Professor of organic chemistry at the Sorbonne. Great Prize from the Universal Exhibition for his studies on wine. Resignation from his administrative duties at the Ecole Normale. 1868: Degree as a medical doctor at the University of Bonn. Pasteur suffers from a stroke affecting his left side. Commander of the Legion of Honour. Publication of his studies on vinegar. 1870: Publication of his studies on silkworm diseases. 1871: Studies on beer. 1873: Elected Member of the Academy of Medicine 1876: Publication of his studies on beer. 1877: Paper on the alteration of urine. Studies on anthrax. Studies on septicaemia. 1878: Nominated Grand Officer of the Legion of Honour.
Publication of the paper "Germ theory and its applications to medicine and surgery". Papers on chicken cholera.
Research on gangrene, septicaemia and puerperal fever 1879: Paper on plague. Discovery of immunisation by attenuated cultures. 1880: Becomes Member of the Central Society of Veterinary Medicine. Paper on virulent diseases (Pasteur introduces the principle of attenuated-virus vaccines). Beginning of his research on rabies. 1881: Nominated Grand Cross Holder of the Legion of Honour. Anthrax vaccine. Work on yellow fever near Bordeaux.
Election to the French Academy. 1882: Paper on contagious pleuropneumonia of horned animals. Studies on swine erysipelas. 1883: Vaccination against swine erysipelas using an attenuated-virus vaccine. 1884: New communications on rabies. Communication on pathogenic microbes and attenuated-virus vaccines at the Copenhagen Congress. Pasteur presents the general principle of vaccinations against virulent diseases. 1885: First anti-rabies vaccination on a human being

? 1886 Alexandru Ciurcu - construieste prima ambarcatiune cu reactie.
It’s more complicated, Ciurcu e numai un participant … one of two; also, educated in France.
Desire and Victoire Piot (A late eighteenth century French engineer / inventor and the origins of the Vapour Pulse Jet) probably fled France on the out break of the Franco–Prussian war in 1870 finally arriving in London where he tested his first successful pulse jet boats. Desire Piot could well have been inspired by a rocket powered boat developed by Just Buisson and Ciurcu. Not so successful demonstrations of their jet boat on the river Seine in Paris took place from August to December 1886 for the benefit of the French Ministry of Defense.


? 1887 C. I. Istrate - Friedelina si franceinele.
Correct!!!

? 1895 D. Hurmuzescu - descopera electroscopul.
Jean Antoine Nollet (1700–1770) was a clergyman and physicist. In 1748, Nollet invented one of the first electrometers, the electroscope, which detected the presence of electric charge by using electrostatic attraction and repulsion. Nollet later wrote a theory on electrical attraction and repulsion based on the existence of a continuous flow of electrical matter between charged bodies and became the the first professor of experimental physics at the University of Paris.
Many others including George Washington did the same before our guy … 1755 or so …

? 1899 C.I. Istrate - o noua clasa de coloranti.
Maybe …

? 1900 Nicolae Teclu - becul cu reglarea curentului electric si gaz.
Are you serious??? “Becul de labborator cu reglarea curentului de AER si gaz”; big difference!!!
How about Bunsen? Premix (meaning air and gas) burners were the first purpose-designed burners, and they can be traced back more than 100 years to the Bunsen and similar laboratory burners. A premix burner system really consists of two key components, the burner head or nozzle, and the gas-air mixing device that feeds it. In some cases they're built as a single unit. The mixer uses the energy of a pressurized stream of air and/or gas to mix the two and present them to the burner nozzle, which provides an ignition and anchoring point for the flame and controls its shape.

? 1904 Emil Racovita - fondatorul biospeologiei.
Absolutely correct!!!

? 1905 Augustin Maior - telefonia multipla.
AT&T 1902 … also Bell Laboratoryes …

? 1906, 18.03 - Traian Vuia - avionul cu tren de aterizare pe roti cu pneuri; cu ?Vuia I? acesta reuseste prima decolare fara sa foloseasca nici un mijloc ajutator, numai cu aparate aflate la bord (în fapt, primul avion din istorie).
Are you serious?
The first powered heavier-than-air flight took place in 1890 (Clement Ader, steam engine on bat-winged monoplane, 60 yards). The Wrights' 1903 flight (300 yards) was the first photographed heavier-than-air flight. [Correction: not quite true; there exist photos of Lilienthal's non-powered heavier-than-air flights in the 1890s.] After the advent of relatively light combustion engines (such as Benz, Otto, Diesel), other pioneers pursued similar approaches, but no photographs were taken by Richard Pearse (New Zealand, March 1903) and Karl Jatho (August 1903). Finally, the Wrights needed headwinds or catapults to start their planes, so they were not fully self-powered. But Brazil's Santos-Dumont was (1906, first official airplane flight).
Important stuff: Richard Pearse March 31, 1902. Accounts by witnesses of the flight vary, from "50 to 400 yards in length", but it seems most likely that it was around 350 yards long, and ending prematurely when the flying machine landed in a large hedge - 4 metres off the ground ! The aircraft was the first to use proper ailerons, instead of the inferior wing warping system that the Wright's used. The flying machine also had a modern tricycle type landing gear, thus negating the need for ramps, slides, or skids. Any suitable road would do. The flying machine was aerodynamically crude, for sure, but did the job on the day, and in fact for months afterwards. By the end of July 1903, Pearse had achieved flights of around one kilometre in length, and perhaps even more amazingly, some of them included turns ! An absolutely fantastic achievement for the time. Pearce also built the engine, which was estimated at about 15 - 22hp, but hampered by a much cruder propeller than the Wright's machine.

? 1906 A.A. Beldiman - aparatul hidraulic cu dalta de percutie pentru sondaje adânci.
Tough to prove!!!

? 1908 Lazar Edeleanu ? primul procedeu de rafinare a produselor petroliere cu bioxid de sulf din lume, procedeu care ii poarta numele.
A good one!!! Oil helped us a lot in the first half of last century.

? 1908 Acad. Nicolaie Vasilescu-Karpen - ?pila Karpen", care functioneaza înca si produce curent electric, neîntrerupt, de aproape 100 de ani!
William Grove produced the first fuel cell in 1839 over 150 years ago. He based his experiment on the fact that sending an electric current through water splits the water into its component parts of hydrogen and oxygen. So, Grove tried reversing the reaction - combining hydrogen and oxygen to produce electricity and water. This is the basis of a simple fuel cell. The term “fuel cell” was coined later in 1889 by Ludwig Mond and Charles Langer, who attempted to build the first practical device using air and industrial coal gas.

? 1910 iunie - Aurel Vlaicu - lanseaza primul avion din lume fuselat aerodinamic.
See also Rolland Garos and other Santos-Dumont financed … French aircraft … and … so… on …

? 1910 Tache Brumarescu - masina de taiat sulf.
So what? The Austrians have invented the sowing machine before that. So what. The English invented the automated knitting machines before that. So what?

? 1910 Stefan Procopiu - efectul circular al discontinuitatilor de magnetism.
Bohr-Procopiu magneton … amazing participation to highly sophisticated physics. An excellent one …

? 1910 Gh. Marinescu - tratamentul paraliziei generale.
Close but no cigar! It was alive and well in America before 1900 …

? 1910 Henri Coanda reuseste primul zbor al unui avion cu reactie (fabricatie proprie).
Correct!!! First and foremost, it is now being recognized as the first air-reactive engine (jet) aircraft, making its first and only flight October, 1910. ... in Paris (not Romania, of course).


? 1910 Ioan Cantacuzino - ? fenomenul Cantacuzino? (aglutinarea unor microbi).
How about this? First experiments with streptococcal agglutination Paul Moser and Bensaude, Le phenomene de l'agglutination des. microbes. Carre, Paris 1897. ...

? 1913-1916 Ioan Cantacuzino - vaccinarea antiholerica (metoda Cantacuzino)
Pasteur was known as the father of stereochemistry, but his contributions to microbiology and medicine were greater. Pasteur discovered anaerobic bacteria and two silkworm diseases. It was he who discovered that if you take a microbe that causes a particular disease, for instance, smallpox, and make a weakened form of it, that weakened smallpox microbe can be used to fight off the stronger smallpox microbes. Doctors now inoculate people against all kinds of diseases and, for a time, had almost eradicated smallpox. Pasteur also invented the anthrax vaccine, the cholera vaccine, and the rabies vaccine. He died in 1895.

? 1916 D. Danielopolu - actiunea hipertensiva a digitalei.
The man credited with the introduction of digitalis into the practice of medicine was William Withering. Withering was born in Wellington, Shropshire, England in 1741. He followed in the medical footsteps of his father who was an apothecary-surgeon. Withering received his MD degree in 1766. As an individual, William Withering was an extremely giving person. He would personally see and treat two or three thousand poor patients a year limiting him to making about 1000 British pounds as compared to his contemporary doctors who made 5000 British pounds per year. Withering published about 19 articles during his lifetime. After fighting a long battle with tuberculosis, William Withering, the father of digitalis medicine, died on October 6 1799, at the age of 58.

? 1918 Gogu Constantinescu - întemeiaza o noua stiinta: sonicitatea.
Correct but not in Romania; in England where he educated himself and become a teacher of physics. Had he stayed in Romania he would have done nothing like most of us …

? 1919 Stefan Procopiu - unitatea elementara de energie magnetica (magnetonul).
Same as above, verry good!!!

? 1920 Emil Racovita - pune bazele Institutul de Speologie Cluj (primul din lume).
First in the world is tough to prove!!!

? 1920 ing. Gheorghe Botezatu - a calculat traiectoriile posibile Pamânt - Luna, folosite la pregatirea programelor ?Apollo? (al caror parinte a fost sibianul Herman Oberth); el a fost si seful echipei de matematicieni care a lucrat la proiectul rachetei ?Apollo? care a dus primul om pe Luna.
About the calculations Earth-Moon you must be kidding.
Herman Oberth also started Hitler’s V1 and, by the way, hated Romania and wrote to German leadership to dump Romania as an ally …

? 1921 Aurel Persu - automobilul fara diferential, cu motor în spate (de forma ?picaturii de apa").
Could be but it does not work …

? 1921 Nicolae Paulescu - descopera insulina; pentru ca era un anti-mason virulent, Premiul Nobel l-au primit canadienii F. Banting si J.R.J. McLeod pentru aceasta descoperire?
It should already be clear that 1920 comes before 1921 but anyway … there were others also …
1908 German scientist, Georg Zuelzer develops the first injectible pancreatic extract to suppress glycosuria; however, there are extreme side effects to the treatment.
1010-1920 Frederick Madison Allen and Elliot P. Joslin emerge as the two leading diabetes specialists in the United States.
1913 Allen, after three years of diabetes study, publishes Studies Concerning Glycosuria and Diabetes, a book which is significant for the revolution in diabetes therapy that developed from it.
1919 Frederick Allen publishes Total Dietary Regulation in the Treatment of Diabetes, citing exhaustive case records of 76 of the 100 diabetes patients he observed, becomes the director of diabetes research at the Rockefeller Institute.
July 1, 1920 Dr. Banting opens his first office in London, Ontario. He receives his first patient on July 29th; his total earnings for his first month of work is $4.00.

? 1921 Stefan Procopiu - Fenomenul Procopiu (depolarizarea luminii).
May be …

? 1922 C.Levaditi si Sazevac - bismutul ca agent terapeutic împotriva sifilisului.
Bullshit!!!
Syphilis was treated with mercury or other ineffective remedies until World War I (1914-1916), when effective treatments based on arsenic or bismuth were introduced. These were succeeded by antibiotics after World War II.


? 1925 Traian Vuia - generatorul de abur cu ardere în camera închisa si cu vaporizare instantanee.
Vuia was a great engineer, but when he tried to patent his airplane the Arsenal in Romania threw him out and he had to go to France to find forward looking people to fund his invention … Now we want him! La placinte innainte, la razboi innapoi …

? 1930 Elie Carafoli - avionul cu aripa joasa.
Bullshit!!!
Zdenek Lhota - Czechoslovakia – 1925 - flew the BH-11 low-wing monoplane.
Albert W. (Al) Mooney - chief engineer at Alexander (1928-1929) was responsible for the Bullet, an advanced, high speed, low wing monoplane. With Mooney's patented retractable landing gear, it was a mild sensation and ahead of its time.

? 1933 Henri Coanda - aerodina lenticulara (farfuria zburatoare).
? 1938 Henri Coanda - efectul Coanda.
? 1938 Henri Coanda - discul volant.
The Coanda Effect is a real Romanian contribution to the progress of science. All good!!! But again in England, not in Romania. That should tell anyone something …

? 1952 Ia fiinta Institutul National de Geronto-Geriatrie ?Dr. Ana Aslan", primul institut de geriatrie din lume, model pentru tarile dezvoltate, prin asistenta clinica si cercetare. ?Ana Aslan? are, anual, mii de pacienti.
A big lie …and a lot of word of mouth phony advertising …

Exagerarea contributiei noastre la motorul societatii umane ii face pe unii romani sa creada ca, de buni ce suntem, n-avem nimic de schimbat, iar ceilalti sa ne pupe ...

Sarcina celor ce publca e sa corecteze asta.

Dan Manoliu
Canada
SMILE: - Calde de la BAC - de SB_one la: 28/06/2005 17:17:40
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "3")




Calin tine de mîna mireasa care are parul lung de fericire.
Ea lupta sa puna mîna pe dragostea flacaului.
Poetul îsi asteapta iubita ca împreuna sa cutremure o barca.

Ion Creanga s-a nascut între anii 1887-1889.

Este vorba de peripetiile lui Robinson Crusoe dupa ce pleaca din Troia.

Arhimede a fost grec de neam si a murit asa de barbari de fascisti hitleristi. Asta cînd el studia în palatul sau din Grecia. Si cum el studia a intrat un soldat si a zis "damio". Si a zîs Arhimede ca nu es. Asa a zîs hitleristu nu esi si a bagat baioneta în el. Dar multe principi de fizica a ramas de la Arhimede printre care principiul lui Arhimede.

Nechifor Lipan a avut fericita ocazie de a nu se mai întoarce acasa fiind jefuit de niste oameni invidiosi.

În romanul "Rascoala" personajul principal este poporul si marea masa a taranilor.

Dimitrie Cantemir a avut un rol însemnat în viata sa.

Ion sufera ca nu are pamînt dar o lipsa e ca macar în carte Rebreanu îl putea împroprietari.

Capitala SUA este Casa Alba.

În China traieste foarte multa lume care manînca o abundenta de orez, se încheie la gît si-a inventat guma de la capatul creionului.

Sahara se afla asezata pe un nisip uscat, lipsa apei avînd în zona o prezenta statornica.

În padurile Amazoniei traieste o jungla fioroasa.

Capitala Olandei este jumatate la Haga, jumatate la Amsterdam.

Toate rascoalele au cerut pamînt care era tinut sub talpa de boieri.

Optica se ocupa cu studiul ochelarilor.

Romanii i-au batut crunt pe cartilaginezii din Cartagina. (hahaha)

Lebada moare de cîte ori cînta.

Animalele salbatice traiesc în padurea zoologica.

În dogmatism, gîndirea devine rigida, casanta.

Punctul este o linie redusa la minimum.

În caz de accident nu trebuie sa fugi de la locul faptei fiindca victima, daca nu e lovita fatal, poate retine numarul masinii.

Al. Vlahuta a cules de pe drumuri multe peisaje pe care le-a descris cu un penel meserias.

Cosbuc ne spune liric ca boierii sa nu mai loveasca în cei dezbracati si goi, mai bine sa le dea pamînt arabil.

În multe poezii O. Goga a scos în evidenta natura si treieratul pe caldura.

Calinescu ne-a lasat o carte foarte groasa, în care arata cum s-a înfiintat literatura româna si ce scriitori au lucrat la origini.

Lucian Blaga povesteste în versuri ca pe vremea sa era atît de liniste ca daca mergeai pe apa nu te scufundai iar în pomi se auzea cum cresteau sicrie.

Marin Preda a avut viata ca o prada, de aceea a compus "Delirul". Scriitorii care se consuma mult, mor.

Antarctica este un continent alb din cauza zapezilor care nu se mai topesc odata.

Creierul este un organ oarecum indispensabil capului. :)))))))

Rascoala de la Bobîlna a început pe un deal si s-a terminat în 1438.

Razboiul de 100 de ani a durat putin mai mult.

Zaharia Stancu a scris un roman descult. A fost si sef de birou la scriitori.

Ion Barbu a scris si o poezie din încrengatura molustelor: "Dupa melci".

Ghita o omoara pe Ana cu propria lui mîna, bagîndu-i ghiara pîna-n gît.

În capitolul romanului "Mortii poruncesc celor vii" ce spun mortii aia trebuie sa faci, ca de nu...

Si Stroe Orheianu cînd îl vazu pe Tudor Soimaru zise în gînd: Pe unde o scot, vere?!

Cînd armata începu sa traga cu tunul în tarani, acestia se privira unii pe altii si zisera: E pericol, domnule! asta parca e din Caragiale... :)))

Rascoala începu spre seara si taranii îsi aprinsera lanternele ca sa vada drumul spre ciocoi.

Cu cît ne apropiem de izbucnirea rascoalei, cu atît taranii stau mai mult în cîrciuma, ca sa faca în ciuda boierului.

Si cînd Petre Petre o vazu pe Nadina dezbracata îl gîdila în talpi.

Faptul ca gaina babei Ioana îsi gasi obstescul sfîrsit sub rotile masinii boierului, declansa rascoala.

Taranii loveau în boier cu ce aveau ei: cu una, cu alta...

Lui Ion, Florica nu-i apartinea în întregime, fiindca ceva din ea era si a lui George Buluc. :)))))) sure!

Sublocotenentul Rosu avea un singur ficat si ala gaurit în trei parti de un singur glonte. ricosheul, deh...

Sergentul Ionescu era un om bun dar avea pingelele de la cizme rupte de intrau gloantele prin ele!

Descoperirea Americii s-a produs într-un moment de neatentie a pazei de coasta.

Nilul este un fluviu ramas de pe vremea faraonilor.

Unul numit Don Quijote, a inventat o instalatie eoliana care producea vînt.

La sesizarea lui Hamlet, un control inopinat a constatat ca e ceva putred în Danemarca.

Sîngele soldatilor curgea dar el punea degetul pe gaura unde intrase glontul si sîngele nu mai curgea.

Soldatul Ionescu avea o misiune importanta: belea ochii la avioane.

Înclestarea era mare. Aviatia germana facea des atacuri infanteristice.

La Otopeni erau numai gropi si avioanele le ocoleau si tunarii trageau dupa ele în zig-zag.

Si tunarul ochi bine si lovi avionul cu teava tunului.

Dupa ce lupta mult timp, soldatului îi cazura creierii într-o gamela.

Contemporanii lui Eminescu l-au urmarit ca sa-i ghiceasca filozofia si ca sa-i caute nod în papura.

Din lumea satului tîsnesc figuri memorabile ca: pupaza, ciresul si altele care au completat actiunea operei.

Liviu Rebreanu are un mare talent de scriitor de la 300 de pagini în sus.

Si bietul Eminescu, scîrbit de bisnita societatii sale si ca Veronica Micle îi facea fite, intra într-o etapa noua pe care mi-e rusine s-o spun.

Tudor Soimarul era apt de lupta, cu vizita medicala facuta.

Dragu-mi era satul meu si pomul unde lega mama porcul!!! - citat din "Amintirile" lui Creanga.

Caragiale a scris nuvela "În vreme de razboi" fara a depune un mare efort fizic.

Eminescu este un mare clasic, pentru ca se studiaza între peretii claselor.

În versurile: "Ce-ti pasa tie chip de lut / Dac-oi fi eu sau altul?" poetul ne vorbeste despre aspectul fiintei cu care Luceafarul este în gagicareala si ea îi spune ca nu stie daca va fi al ei sau va fi altul.

Romanul "Rascoala" este conceput de Liviu Rebreanu sferic, pentru ca începe si se termina cu imaginea burtii lui Rogojinaru, care seamana cu o sfera.

La Humulesti Ozana curgea limpede fara prea mari framîntari sociale si politice.

Mos Danila îsi facu rugaciunea catre Dumnezeu dupa ce muri.

Stefan cel Mare a avut o sotie cuminte care sta în palat si îl astepta sa vina de la lupte ca sa puna masa.

În acest text se analizeaza trasaturile vitelor de la plug, caci aceste obiecte - boul si vaca - sînt cele mai valoroase ale taranului.

Ion pleca spre casa Anei Baciu cu gîndul la figuri mari ce se fac numai noaptea. :)))))))

Nichita Stanescu a stiut el de ce a pus virgulele si punctele acelea în poezie si nu ma bag eu în ce a facut el. ...io ii dadeam 10 astuia...

Pe lînga aceasta poezie Nichita Stanescu a mai scris si un ou si o sfera.

Legile nescrise ale satului sînt respectate cu strictete de Vitoria, Gheorghita si cîinele lor.

Metoda folosita de Ion pentru a pune mîna pe pamîntul Anei este însarcinarea.

Versul "de la strabunii mei pîna la tine" explica distanta în km, care exista între poet si rudele sale ce traiau undeva la tara.

Danila Prepeleac era tovaras de copilarie cu Ion Creanga si cu el pleca iarna la sanius.

Eminescu a publicat frumoasa poezie "Pe lînga plopii Slavitesti".

La începutul fiecarei poezii eminesciene sta plantat cîte un tei mai gros sau mai subtire în functie de cîte strofe are poezia.

Si eroul, ca sa nu fie gasit, se ascunse într-o pititoare.

Cînd eroul muri împuscat de nemti pe cîmp, simti miros de marar si de patrunjel.

El mergea pe bicicleta cu picioarele goale, bagate în portbagaj.

Ioana îi zise eroului sa-i bage aparatul în priza.

Cînd veni fata, baiatul îi mîngîie pisoiul.

Soldatii îi urmareau pe nemti si, cum îi vedeau ca se urca în avioane, sareau calare pe tunuri si îi urmareau pe tot aeroportul.

Patima s-a pus pe capul oamenilor ca curca pe curcan.

Personajele principale din povestirea "O ora din august" sînt: ofiterul Rosu si avioanele nemtesti.

Pe aeroportul Otopeni se luptau nemtii cu americanii, iar românii trageau, cu succes, cînd în unii, cînd în altii.

Gala Galaction se mai numea si Grigore Pisulescu!!!

Agripina nu avea decît doi copii, pentru ca al treilea, Paunas, nu mai conteaza, pentru ca tot îl manînca vulturii.

Pe Tudor Soimaru, dorul pentru Magda Orheianu îl tragea jos de pe cal, mai-mai sa pice!

Orheianu sta drept pe cal, de parca avea un bat înfipt undeva.

Magda îl iubea pe Tudor Soimaru fara sa stie ca acesta nu stia limbi straine.

În "Amintiri" apare copilaria fericita a puiului de taran Crenguta Ionel.

Privind atent plugul vede ca e de fier si privind si mai atent taranul, Arghezi, ca un poet bun ce este, vede ca e de bronz.

Liviu Rebreanu are placerea de a ne aduce la cunostinta, în operele sale, iubirea de pamînt a taranului.

Semnele de punctuatie explica ca limba româna de aceea a aparut, ca sa aiba virgule si puncte.

Tu nu stii sa înoti, pentru ca nu ai vrut sa înveti carte.

Creanga a scris povesti ca: "Cocosul babei", "Gaina lenesa", "Punguta cu bani marunti", "Lupul si capra".

Vlaicu-Voda era un functionar model care avea un randament deosebit ca domn.

Sinonimul cuvîntului "pace" este "hai la razboi"!

În drama "Apus de soare" Stefan cel Mare era asa de batrîn, încît picioarele nu-l mai tineau, dar el mergea înainte cu inima.

Ceahlaul este situat sus pe munte.
Mos Danila sta pe vine sa prinda vulturii de pene.



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American Advice - de Pasagerul la: 15/07/2005 20:14:06
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "4")
"AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY."
- Instruction printed on US Army Rocket Launcher

"WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND."
- US Marine Corps

"CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE.
THE BOMBS ARE GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND."
- USAF Ammo Troop

"IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU."
- US Army Infantry Journal

"A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR
UNIT."
- US Army's Magazine of Preventive Maintenance

"IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU'VE JUST BOMBED."
- US Air Force manual

"TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT; THE ENEMY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO."
- US Army Infantry Journal

"TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS."
- US Army Ordnance

"FIVE-SECOND FUSES ONLY LAST THREE SECONDS."
- US Army Infantry Journal

"BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU'RE AFRAID."
- David Hackworth

"IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU'RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH."
- US Army Infantry Journal

"NO COMBAT-READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED INSPECTION."
- Joe Gay

"ANY SHIP CAN BE A MINESWEEPER . . ONCE."
- Anon

"NEVER TELL THE PLATOON SERGEANT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO."
- Unknown Marine Recruit

"DON'T DRAW FIRE; IT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU."
- US Army Infantry Journal

"IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM."
- USAF Ammo Troop





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If you always do what you've always done
you'll always get what you always got.
ptr. ca tot se vorbeste despre preturi.... - de Dinu Lazar la: 01/08/2005 06:59:04
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
Exista o discutie chiar acum pe o lista a fotografilor profesionisti; un amic din State are o replica ce pune pe ginduri...

You know, the thought occurs to me that, thanks to advancements in
technology, the need (as it is perceived by the consumer) for
professional photographers is ever dwindling.

This is not meant as a trolling post to raise ire, but a simple
observation. Remember, 100 years ago doing this newfangled thing
called photography required a quasi-chemistry degree; mixing
emulsions, chemicals, etc. was the state of the art. Not a whole lot
of photos were taken, since one needed a "pro" just to get a single
picture made.

Time passed, new stuff got invented and then George E came along with
the portable camera. Now here was a camera for the masses - anyone's
Uncle Filbert could take some family snaps, but the pro level stuff
was still far more costly and the skills required to use it way
beyond casual - so the profession prospered. If anything, I'd imagine
that seeing the fuzzy badly composed shots from Filbert would incite
more people to want to go to a pro for a "real" portrait.

Another 50-ish years, and nowadays the quality of equipment is nil
between "pro level" and advanced consumer. Heck, they even coined the
term "prosumer" to accommodate the idea of just regular folk owning
fancy gear. Thanks to post production software that can be applied to
digital images, the number of individuals who have access to hitherto
custom or high-end retouching has exploded. So, it is not
inconceivable that the Uncle Filbert of today can and does produce
work as excellent as any pro.

And this is not to denigrate the professionals, who must work ever
harder to convince people that their fees are worth it. Certainly, on
the artistic side the pro's ability to herd the wedding guests or
know how the lighting should be or time to the exact nanosecond
before releasing the shutter are tangible skills that must be
included in the consumer's perception of value. But those skills are
getting buried under the sheer number of advanced hobbyists who are
happy just to get their work published, or honored to be taking the
photos for the family wedding. And, whereas in past decades the
difference between those hobbyists' output and the professionals' was
noticeable, I think we are seeing a time now where that difference is
ever narrowing. In fact, with more images being viewed on screens,
any subtleties of lighting and tonality are all the more lost as when
compared to paper versions (magazine or inkjet).

What I'm saying is that, through no fault of anything but
technological progress, I get the sense that in another 50 years
(probably less) there will no longer be a professional photographic
"industry" - there will be equipment and software providers, but the
huge value added by pros of yesteryear and to a lesser degree today
will shaved even further to the point where commercial venues of
photography will be limited. Photographs as fine art will no doubt
survive, as they should, but it just seems to me that wedding,
photojournalism, and to some degree commercial photography may become
quaint memories by the time our children have grown.
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Jafurile, la ordinea zilei daca mergeti in concediu - de Dinu Lazar la: 11/08/2005 14:49:11
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
August. Vacanta. Deconectare.
Dar altii abia asteapta sa ne-o faca.
Tocmai are loc o discutie intre citiva fotografi pe tema asta...
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Try to use only very old or destroyed-look cameras and do not make any noise when you are plundered.
When this happened nobody will help you; mafia is everywere.
And try to look very poor; no clock, no chains, any gold jewelry... and a miserable bag is also suitable...
Let all your original papers at hotel and use only copies.
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I have had cameras or other stuff stolen in almost every country I have ever worked. The exceptions: 13 African countries, Hungary, Czechoslovakia (as was), Russia and the Middle East, Spain & Portugal. In Hungary I left two leica's under a chair in a hotel lobby. The camera's were returned to me by a furious hotel worker. "Do you know what a temptation it is for our people when they see valuable stuff lying around?" This was in the days of communism. In Africa, a herdsman walked an hour into the nearest town to turn in a viewfinder that had fallen off a camera.

London still has an organized street Mafia, I am sure. Leave anything of apparent value in a locked car, even on a busy central London street with hundreds of people passing by, and it may be taken. Within 20 minutes it will be on a train to France, or elsewhere.

New York? 2 shiny cases full of Leica gear were taken within 5 minutes of my arrival at Westbeth, a building that is kept locked at the weekend. I was in the elevator about to go up to my apartment floor when my wife returned to the building. I looked for a switch to inactivate the elevator--couldn't find one. Took 12 paces to the front door to open it for my wife. In the intervening 20 seconds the elevator went up and came down empty. This was on a Sunday morning in an apparently deserted building. My mistake was to be using flashy cases. Never again.

Italy? Hah. Dinu is right. Don't draw attention to yourself. Don't have flashy bags. If you can, find a trustworthy local to work with you to keep an eye on your stuff.
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I always travel "downgraded", looking like I just barely made it and my stuff too. If I lose the gear it is not the end of the world, but I HATE the paperwork and time lost processing, processing, processing . . . and it is worse in Europe, and it is an eternal hell in South America (and will never get resolved). Having said that, my only real losses or problems have been here in North America . . . what a surprise.

I read a long time ago about a film crew (might have been a photog, don't remember), who had dingy looking cases with stenciled words to the effect of "morticians" or "coroners" supplies. According to them it worked well. If you are falling into town alone it isn't too hard to look like a vagrant, but if you arrive with a crew and insist on being "the president has arrived!!!!", well rots of ruck. It is amusing to see companies like Lightware who make superb cases, also offer covers that they advise you to "shoot with graffiti, scrawl upon, etc, etc".

If you insist upon walking the streets looking like a north american with half a camera shop hanging off you, well good, you deserve to get mugged.
The best shooters ever in the history of this medium usually walked about with only a single camera and maybe one or two extra lenses . . . Bresson, Haas, etc (notice they are two extremely different styles, but both minimalists when it came to walking the walk . . . you could learn to do the same).

Make your stuff look like s**t so nobody wants it . . . it still won't save you from the smartest hit and run thief, but then not much will except for a
45 automatic. . . and that ain't exectly a good idea, not even in gun crazy america.

Check the info from sites like Lonelyplanet, Roughguide, and Footprint. It isn't an exact evaluation of the situation, but it will give you a general feel for how you should proceed . . . much better than what you will find on this list . . . their updates are fairly current.
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Subject : americans - de giocondel la: 07/10/2005 23:08:47
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "6")


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
______________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot? ____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep,
He doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.
_______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go
to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
Began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.





"To merit the madness of love, man must abound in sanity"
-The Seven Valleys-

01. Care este cea mai mare pl - de daydreamdalia la: 11/10/2005 19:12:21
(la: 24 de intrebari "Viva")
01. Care este cea mai mare placere a ta?
As urmari o zi intreaga pesionari plangand...

02. Care este cel mai valoros lucru pe care-l ai?
sistemul de referinta multidimensional

03. Cine te-a influentat cel mai mult in viata?
vantul

04. In ce ai vrea sa te reincarnezi daca acest lucru ar fi posibil?
as refuza

05. Care este scriitorul tau preferat?
natura

06. Cu ce ocazie mintzi?
in defensiva si din distractie dar atunci nu o fac niciodata convingator

07. Ce-ti place cel mai mult sa faci in timpul liber?
polemici

08. 08. Ce detesti la altii?
averea

09. Daca ai putea sa-ti schimbi un atribut fizic, care ar fi acela?
inaltimea

10. Unde si cum ti-ar placea sa traiesti?
padurar intr-o padure prin care trece numai amiaza si mai si umbreste un lac cu peste frumos colorat

11. Ce admiri cel mai mult la o femeie?
somnul, au o infatisare de inger

12. Ce admiri cel mai mult la un barbat?
eleganta

13. Cand si unde te-ai simti cel mai fericit(a)?
la bunici, in vacante, vara


14. Care este personajul de fictiune pe care il preferi?
melcu bataus

15. Ce te caracterizeaza cel mai bine?
orgoliu, lene, ipocrizie, mania persecutiei....analitic,cu cimtul umorului...

16. Care este motto-ul tau?
charge !

17. Ce ti se pare a fi "culmea durerii"?
sant sigur ca nu am dat inca de ea, mereu gasesc cate ceva cae imi schimba opinia, ma doare un dinte ....:((((, ...sant parasit :((((, cred ca sant cam nehotarat

18. Ce ierti la altii?
tot cea ce fac premeditat (macar au avut o logica)

19. Care este principalul tau defect?
sant esenta de lenes

20. Care este culoarea ta preferata?
verde

21. Care sunt numele tale preferate?
ginel, ginica, georgel,gheorghita...imi face mare placere sa ma inconjor de persoane cu respectivele nume

22. Cine este cea mai mare iubire a vietii tale?
...a fost si sa dus....

23. Ce ai si ti-ai dori sa nu ai?
instincte

24. Ce nu ai si ti-ai dori sa ai?
liniste
DAYDREAMDALIA - de maan la: 12/10/2005 23:01:28
(la: Mister Cafenea !)
dupa ce am citit ASTA nu mai pot vota decat intr-un singur fel.
Am s-o fac deci repede si fara durere, ca vantul. : )
m-o cucerit DAYDREAMDALIA (thanx, Bella!)!
fiindca dupa acordul adjectivelor e baiet, iaca:


01. Care este cea mai mare placere a ta?
As urmari o zi intreaga pesionari plangand...

02. Care este cel mai valoros lucru pe care-l ai?
sistemul de referinta multidimensional

03. Cine te-a influentat cel mai mult in viata?
vantul

04. In ce ai vrea sa te reincarnezi daca acest lucru ar fi posibil?
as refuza

05. Care este scriitorul tau preferat?
natura

06. Cu ce ocazie mintzi?
in defensiva si din distractie dar atunci nu o fac niciodata convingator

07. Ce-ti place cel mai mult sa faci in timpul liber?
polemici

08. 08. Ce detesti la altii?
averea

09. Daca ai putea sa-ti schimbi un atribut fizic, care ar fi acela?
inaltimea

10. Unde si cum ti-ar placea sa traiesti?
padurar intr-o padure prin care trece numai amiaza si mai si umbreste un lac cu peste frumos colorat

11. Ce admiri cel mai mult la o femeie?
somnul, au o infatisare de inger

12. Ce admiri cel mai mult la un barbat?
eleganta

13. Cand si unde te-ai simti cel mai fericit(a)?
la bunici, in vacante, vara


14. Care este personajul de fictiune pe care il preferi?
melcu bataus

15. Ce te caracterizeaza cel mai bine?
orgoliu, lene, ipocrizie, mania persecutiei....analitic,cu cimtul umorului...

16. Care este motto-ul tau?
charge !

17. Ce ti se pare a fi "culmea durerii"?
sant sigur ca nu am dat inca de ea, mereu gasesc cate ceva cae imi schimba opinia, ma doare un dinte ....:((((, ...sant parasit :((((, cred ca sant cam nehotarat

18. Ce ierti la altii?
tot cea ce fac premeditat (macar au avut o logica)

19. Care este principalul tau defect?
sant esenta de lenes

20. Care este culoarea ta preferata?
verde

21. Care sunt numele tale preferate?
ginel, ginica, georgel,gheorghita...imi face mare placere sa ma inconjor de persoane cu respectivele nume

22. Cine este cea mai mare iubire a vietii tale?
...a fost si sa dus....

23. Ce ai si ti-ai dori sa nu ai?
instincte

24. Ce nu ai si ti-ai dori sa ai?
liniste

premiu, de la mine, cu drag, o rigla cu centimetri.

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