happy day

I wish you a happy day...

Happy Thanksgiving Day pt. cei ce serbeaza ! Am ajuns acasa.
Nu curat zapada ca la noi is 25 de grade ! Umblu cu maneci scurte ;))
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"o idee incepe prin a fi un paradox, continua prin a fi o banalitate si sfarseste prin a fi o prejudecata"

An Irish Blessing

May you always have...
A sunbeam to warm you,
Good luck to charm you,
And a sheltering angel
so nothing can harm you.
Laughter to cheer you,
Faithful friends near you,
And whenever you pray...
Heaven to hear you.

Count your blessings instead of your crosses;
Count your gains instead of your losses.
Count your joys instead of your woes;
Count your friends instead of your foes.
Count your smiles instead of your tears;
Count your courage instead of your fears.
Count your full years instead of your lean;
Count your kind deeds instead of your mean.
Count your health instead of your wealth;
Love your neighbour as much as yourself.


May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your Purse always hold a coin or two; 
May the sun always shine on your windowpane; 
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; 
May the hand of a friend always be near you; 
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.


Hills as green as emeralds
Cover the countryside
Lakes as blue as sapphires-
And Ireland's special pride
And rivers that shine like silver
Make Ireland look so fair-
But the friendliness of her people
Is the richest treasure there.
 

When the first light of sun- Bless you
When the long day is done- Bless you
In your smiles and your tears- Bless you
Through each day of your years- Bless you.

SO YOU WANNA BE A DIGITAL EVENT PHOTOGRAPHER...
Phil Wever shares his experiences in his latest smARTICLE so you wanna be a
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http://www.shootsmarter.com/infocenter/pw001.html

JIM TWEEDIE: WEDDINGS - DIGITAL OR FILM OR BOTH?
Happy medium? In part one of a three-part article, Jim covers his thoughts
on when to shoot film, and when to shoot digital when creating wedding
images. Here's an insiders view to this hot topic.
http://www.shootsmarter.com/infocenter/jt007.html

WILL CROCKETT RAVES About.. Monitors!
For shooting in the studio, you need an accurate monitor. For retouching
your photos, you need an accurate monitor. To make your on-screen images
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discovered a monitor that's a great performer at at a terrific price.
http://www.shootsmarter.com/infocenter/wc006h.html

SUZETTE ALLEN: MORE ADVANCED TOUCHING TECHNIQUES
This month Suzette shows us an advanced technique for quick eyeglass glare
removal with great results.
http://www.shootsmarter.com/infocenter/sa009.html

IRA GOSTIN: GUERILLA NOT GORILLA (MARKETER)
As you wrap up the year and set your focus on marketing efforts for 2004,
be a GUERILLA in your strategies. In Ira's smARTICLE this month read how
you can integrate some of these guerilla tactics into your marketing for
greater success!
http://www.shootsmarter.com/infocenter/ig007.html

MARC HAUSER: HOW TO BECOME A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER
"People ask me all the time how do you become a great photographer? I
always reply----take lots of photographs and find great faces!!!!!!"
Please enjoy and absorb the latest of Marc's "Stories":
http://www.shootsmarter.com/infocenter/mh011.html

PROFESSIONAL WORKFLOW WORKSHOP IS #1 IN THE NATION:
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RANGEFINDER MAGAZINE REFERS TO OUR OWN WILL CROCKETT AS A "GENIUS"? ....HA!
Read this terrific feature article and judge for yourself.
http://www.rangefindermag.com/magazine/nov03/crocket.tml

Happy Holidays FROM SHOOTSMARTER.COM!
View a special Holiday card to you from ShootSmarter thanks to Shelly at
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The ASMP HITS A HOMERUN FOR TRAVELLING SHOOTERS.
Our good friends over at ASMP have done us ALL a favor in getting the
government to allow photographers to carry on their gear. Be sure to print
out this official TSA bulletin and carry it with you, just in case.
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THE "REAL LIFE" 4 DAY WORKSHOPS WITH WILL CROCKETT ARE STARTING TO BOOK
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25 students per class, 4 instructors, lots of high end imaging gear, pounds
of positive energy, and YOU!. Our popular multi-day totally hands-on
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Raspunsul meu sincer la prima intrebare este ca fotografia comerciala nu presupune nici o arta. Mai degraba stiinta, stiinta inalta.
Ca sa faci o buna fotografie comerciala trebuie, teoretic, sa cunosti multa compozitie si estetica, tehnica, sa ai deosebite aptitudini de comunicare vizuala, sa poti sa te integrezi intr-o echipa, sa intelegi ce vrea art directorul sau stilistul sau clientul sau beneficiarul...
Practic insa, de foarte multe ori in Ro e mai important sa cunosti pe cine trebuie unde trebuie si ai comenzi...
Deci, pentru un fotograf comercial, nu as numi ca importante artele vizuale, ca fiind absolut necesare, ci tehnica imaginii si mai ales artele comunicarii si abilitatile de PR...
Eu, exemple, ce sa spun. Fac foarte foarte putina fotografie comerciala cu clienti din tara. Clientii de afara imi spun exact ce trebuie si cum trebuie sa fac pentru a obtine imaginea ce si-o doresc; arta aici iar o consider nula, trebuie tehnica la micron si multe cunostinte de iluminare, cadrare, abilitati de comunicare cu personajele din cadru, dar asta nu e arta, dupa parerea mea. Arta, pentru mine, e atunci cind te plimbi si cerul e violet si faci o poza pe cimp de plinge lumea si primesti sute de emailuri ca ce stepa dementziala; sau cint respectiva imagine are o forta ascunsa care ma face sa simt oricind mirosul reavan al ierbii si sa aud intotdeauna si pe vecie zgomotul clopotelor satelor din zare.
Pe situl meu la www.fotografu.ro/gct sunt niste imagini facute la comanda trustului Getty Images, Inc; iata cum suna ce trebuia sa fac, adica scenariul exact primit cu doua luni inainte:
- please capture a wide variety of shots, including different versions of the same type of shot. The images are for a brochure for the travel agency about the private train ride available, so all images should include the passengers. There are 100 passengers total but you don't need to photograph all of them, just focus on the people that look good, are not too old, are well dresses and photographic. Also to show how the Program Directors (there should be at least 3) help and guide the passengers through the day. No close-ups of the passengers unless you can tell that they're on the train or touring in Constanta
Photos need to be light and bright in quality. Try to avoid dark deep shades whenever possible. Sharp and deep depth of field images. They do not like blurry or soft looking photos. People in general should appear happy and pleasant.
Clients arriving at private railway station (Bucharest-Baneasa railway station)
Exterior shoots of the train - long and medium angles in relationship the station
Clients boarding the train - long and medium angles
PD's assisting clients throughout the day
Conductor or train personal helping the clients
Interiors of the train w/clients enjoying their ride, socializing,etc.
Interior - cafe car with pax and crew
Interior - PDs talking with pax (may have to set this up)
Arrival - Pax getting off train, exterior of train in station, etc.
In Constanta - general shots of pax taking city tour and scenics of the city, pax walking along the boardwalk and after or before their lunch walking on the black sea.
When returning look for the same type of shots as described above.

Ceea ce am citit am incercat sa pun in pagina exact, cit mai exact.

Pozele au placut clientului si au fost cam ce voia... e arta aici?

Asa ca... dupa parerea mea in fotografie arta e una, stiintza, adica poate meseria, e alta.
Cineva poate sa fie un bun artist dar sa fie incapabil sa faca o poza de buletin; si invers... adica... mai ales invers.

Yes Daniel,
Valentine's Day e ceva de traditie in USA unde traiesc de 23 ani.Nu stiu insa CE legatura ar avea cu RO.?NU era o astfel de traditie acolo si nu-mi aduc aminte sa fi existat decit de putini ani incoace,RO. copiaza vicios chiar orice traditii din lume,chiar si...St, Patrick's Day care este desigur ceva ...IRLANDEZ la origini si NU stiu CITI irlandezi traiesc in RO!!!!!
Ciudat e ca ziua e serbata de romani ce se picteaza pe fete si vor sa para irish!Si aici in USA de fapt Valentine's Day e asocita cu celebrul masacru intre gangsteri,condus si pus la punct de Al Capone....Ciudat!
In fine,as dori sa serbez cu sotia,aceasta zi dar din pacate voi avea de lucru
in prostie in acest weekend,ambele zile,alte reclame pt. Tvnea americana.
Dar i-am cumparat o cutie cu diverse bomboane de ciocolata(Godiva,cele mai bune aici)36 la numar si multe garoafe.Ea mi-a facut cel mai frumos cadou ce nu am visat....discul din 1973(LP) al grupului meu favorit inca din 1970,BLACK SABBATH,Sabbath Bloody Sabbath si este semnat cu autografele originale si certificat de autenticitate de atunci membrii faimosului grup ce a revolutionat muzica rock in lume:OZZY OSBOURNE,TONY IOMMY,BILL WARD,GEEZER BUTTLER.
Acum intr-un fel si-a luat revansa pt. ziua ei de nastere cind i-am facut cadou
albumul original semnat cu autografe din acea vreme...1967 al grupului ei preferat,Rolling Stones,Their Satanic Majesties Request,deci grupul in formatia lui originala:MICK JAGGER,KEITH RICHARDS,CHARLIE WATTS,BILL WYMAN,BRIAN JONES!!!!
E pacat ca nu am adresa ta email altfel ti-as trimite scanat sa vezi 2 mari legende in rock.Nu stiu daca pot s-o fac prin cafenea ,am sa incerc.
deci Valentine a fost good to me!Si daca lucrez de aceasta sarbatoare nu e ceva anormal in munca mea.
Important e ca lucrez de acasa si oricum vom fi impreuna.Thank God for internet!!!
Sintem casatoriti de 14 ani anul asta(pe 17 Iunie)si sotia mea este Marilyn
este italianca-americana.Eu sint Ovi Hondru dar numeste-ma Ozzy.
Am incercat sa ma pun ca utilizator dar nimeni nu mi-a trimis de saptamini acum o confirmare de parola caci am cerut alta si cu 1 an in urma am scris destul la cafenea care apoi a disparut o vreme.Am uitat parola de atunci!
Imi amintesc ca erai moderator atunci.
Deja am intrat azi in bomboane amindoi si desigur ca-s f. bune!
Am tot sarbatorit Valentine's Day de cind am venit aici in USA,cu alte fete din viata mea,multe fiind americane,una din Viet Nam,alta din Israel,NICIUNA din Romania.Marilyn daca crezi in destin este marea dragoste si va ramine pina visul asta se va duce intr-o zi si voi reveni iar in alt vis.
Inchei cu citeva versuri scrise de Ozzy cind avea 23 ani la vremea cind S.B.S a devenit al 5lea album al B.S:
"just remember love is life
and hate is living death
treat your life for what it's worth
and live for every breath..."

LOVE&PEACE and happy Valentine's Day!,
Ozzy Osbourne

E un comentariu rautacios, evident al unui om care este frustrat, din cine stie ce motive. In plus, este un comentariu care arata o lipsa de intelegere a substantei a ceea ce am vrut sa spun si sa explic aici. Nu ma pling legat de ceea ce am realizat, ma pling de pretul pe care trebuie sa-l platim, cei care am plecat pentru a reliza ceva, orice ar fi acel ceva. Dilema pe care eu si multi altii in situatia mea o traim este ca nu stim daca ceea ce gasim aici merita dezradacinarea. Inclin sa cred ca am dreptate cind spun ca nu ati inteles mesajul meu pentru ca nu faceti nici o referire la comentariul meu legat de lipsa familiei si a prietenilor. Imi veti replica, poate pe buna drepatate, de ce nu m-am gindit la asta cind am plecat iar eu voi raspunde, cu toata candoarea de care sint capabila, ca nu m-am gindit. Sint anumite rani sufletesti pe care numai timpul le provoaca. Dorul de familie si de prieteni este una din aceste rani.

Cit despre intrebarea, oarecum justificata de ce am ales NY, cred ca am explicat la inceput ca plecarea mea s-a datorat casatoriei, a fost o intimplare, am plecat pentru ca m-am casatorit cu baiatul pe care il stiam de la 19 ani, nu m-am casatorit ca sa plec.

In sfirsit, nu intentionez sa-mi (mai) justific nemultumirile. Discutia a fost initiata de articolul "De ce vreau sa emigrez". Cred ca raspunsul meu la acel articol nu a fost agresiv, nu a avit caracterul de "punctul pe i" si "numai eu am dreptate". A fost o opinie, divergenta, dar numai o opinie. Din pacate sint oameni, ca dvs., al caror instinct este sa sara la jugulara si chiar sa jigneasca, atunci cind o opinie, contrara cu a lor, este exprimata.

Am sa mai subliniez inca o data, de dragul clarificarii: m-am realizat profesional aici, si am facut-o in scurt timp. Cine are o idee despre ce inseamna a fi avocat pledant in California sau NY intelege ce vreau sa spun. Ma bucur atit pentru mine cit si pentru faptul ca inca un roman a aratat societatii occidentale ca sintem capabili si ca romanii nu insemana numai neispravitii care s-au dus in Austria si au mincat lebedele. Cu toate acestea, mi-e dor de Romania, asa inglodata cum este ea, si nu mi-e rusine sa o spun. Am mai spus si o repet: ce ma tine aici este sotul meu si nu cred ca pot fi condamnata pentru faptul ca nu pot sfarima cu usurinta aceasta legatura. Spun asta ca sa se inteleaga ca nu fac parte din acea categorie de emigranti care pleaca, se pling si continua sa ramina. Daca aceasta casatorie ar inceta sa existe miine as lua primul cursa one way spre Bucuresti.

Acestea fiind zise imi dau seama ca, datorita lui Happy, am ajuns de la a exprima trairi, la a le justifica si cred ca nimeni nu trebuie pus in situtia asta.

De aceea, voi considera ca, pe parcursul am trei zile, am spus tot ce aveam de spus si am raspuns, cit am putut de bine, tuturor celor care au avut amabilitatea sa ma citeasca si sa raspunda.

Vreau sa le multumesc tuturor pentru frumosul gest de a ma citi si de a-mi raspunde.

"Feel so good I feel so fine
Love that little lady always on my mind
Gives me lovin'every night and day
Never gonna leave her,never goin' away

Someone to love me
You know she makes me feel alright
Someone who needs me
Love me every single night

Feel so happy since I met that girl
When we're making love it's something
out of this world

Feels so good to know that she's all mine
Going to love that woman 'till the end
of time

Someone to live for
Love me 'till the end of time
Makes me feel happy
Good to know that she's all mine

Lovely lady make love all night long
Lovely lady never do me wrong
I don't wanna leave ya
I never wanna leave ya,anymore no more

Lovely lady,mystifying eyes
Lovely lady,she don't tell me no lies
I know I'll never leave ya
I'm never gonna leave ya anymore
no more."


Din albumul"Sabbath Bloody Sabbath"/Black Sabbath/1973

Ozzy Osbourne-lyrics&vocals
Bill Ward- drums&percussion
Geezer Butler-Bass
Tony Iommy-guitars

Guest:Rick Wakeman-piano&synthesiser

LOVE&PEACE,
Ozzy
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Daniel,am una pt. tine,mi-a venit asa aiurea deodata:
"Hey,look: the clothes have no emperor."
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Adios muchachos

" The neon lights are shining on me again
I walk the lonely streets in search of a friend
I need a lady to help me to get through the night
If I could find one,then everything would be alright.

The sleepy city is dreaming the nigh time away
Out on the street I watch tomorrow becoming today
I see a man,he's got take away women for sale
yes for sale
Guess that's the answer
'Cos take away women don't fail...

Oh,dirty women,they don't mess around
You've got me coming
You've got me going around
Oh,dirty women
They don't mess around.

Walking the streets I wonder will it ever happen
Gotta be good then everything will be okay,
If I could score tonight then I will end up happy,
A woman for sale is gonna help me save my day."

Black Sabbath/Technical Ecstasy/1978

Lyrics&vocals- Ozzy Osbourne
Guitars- Tony Iommy
Bass- Geezer Butler
Drums-Bill Ward

Guest keyboards-Rick Wakeman

LOVE&PEACE,
Ozzy

I love you all,God bless you.

Hi Mirelav,

ma bag si eu.. Locul unde ma aflu eu nu este SUA, dar iti pot spune despre una dintre prietenele mele care e tot inginer mecanic si a reusit deci intr-o alta tzara. Ea a terminat parca in 1994, si aici cind a ajuns citiva ani nu a lucrat ca inginer mecanic. Apo s-a decis sa afle ce are de facut..a dat ceva examene, a fost extrem de perseverenta si a capatat un job de inginer mecanic. este happy, lucreaza mai mult in Los Angeles (acolo fiind compania mama) si are succes enorm in ceea ce face. I-au trebuit 2 ani in total (nepunind la socoteala anii in care "a uitat cu desavirsire despre inginerie", cum ea spune) si a ajuns acolo unde a dorit. Uneori spune ca este aleasa ea pentru unele projects in devfavoarea multor barbati din firma ingineri mecanici ca si ea.

So, succes si one day ai sa fii acolo unde iti doresti..

Ivy

Am ascultat piesa On That Day , si m-a dezamagit. Linie melodica plata, voce fara vlaga, obosita, neinteresanta. Pacat.

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"Hey, where' the magic?" - "The magic? The magic is gone."
(Bagdad Cafe)

The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for
the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.

1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a
delicious meal - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you
have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most
men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal
are part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed
when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and
be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be
a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a
lift.

3. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of
the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books,
toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband
will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give
you a lift too.

4. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's
hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary,
change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to
see them playing the part.

5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise
of washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children
to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be
glad to see him.

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't
complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with
what he might have gone through that day.

7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or
suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready
for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in
a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and
unwind.

8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the
moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to
dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead try to understand
his world of strain and pressure and his need to be home and relax.

10. The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where
your husband can relax.


Now The updated version for the 2000s woman.

1. Have dinner ready: Make reservations ahead of time. If your day
becomes too hectic just leave him a voice mail message regarding where
you'd like to eat and at what time. This lets him know that your day
has been crappy and gives him an opportunity to change your mood.

2. Prepare yourself: A quick stop at the "LANCOME" counter on your way
home will do wonders for your outlook and will keep you from becoming
irritated every time he belches at the table. (Don't forget to use his
credit card!)

3. Clear away the clutter: Call the housekeeper and let her know
you'll need her for an extra day this week. Tell her that any
miscellaneous items left on the floor by the children can be placed in
the Goodwill box in the garage.

4. Prepare the children: Drop them off at grandma's!

5. Minimize the noise: When he arrives at home remind him that the
washer and garbage disposal are still not working properly and the
noise is driving you crazy (but do this in a nice way and greet him
with a warm smile...this way he might fix it faster).

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Let him
speak first, and then your complaints will get more attention and
remain fresh in his mind throughout dinner. Don't complain if he's
late for dinner. Simply remind him that the last one home does the
cooking and the cleanup.

7. Make him comfortable: Remind him where he can find a warm fuzzy
blanket if he's cold. This will show you really care.

8. Listen to him: But don't ever let him get the last word.

9. Make the evening his: a chance to get the washer and garbage
disposal fixed.

10. The Goal: To try to keep things amicable without reminding him
that you make more money than he does.



MMM

happy dance? ca little eagle who cries:)))))

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.

Tacutii foto cafegii pot totusi citi cit se aduce o cafea noua :

And we thought business slowed down in the holiday season.
This week's update to PDNOnline includes lots of news on new
ad campaigns, people on the move, who's shooting what, product
news and more.

Newswire : www.PDNOnline.com

-How one advertising photographer's marketing pitch paid off
and lead to an ad shoot for Reebok.

-Advertising special: Which photographers shot pop star
Thalia for the new Hershey's campaign, BBDO Chicago's new ads
for Big Red, the Zoo York ad campaign, recent projects for
Ralph Lauren and L'Oreal, a project for Epson, a Harley
Davidson advertorial, a Colgate MaxClean ad for Y&R Toronto,
and lots more. ($ premium for subscribers only.)

-People on the Move is packed. New photo editors at Adweek and
Absolute; Dallas Morning News's Ken Geiger gets a new gig; a
new CD hired at Mullen; new talent at Stockland Martel, Patti
Schumann and ZUMA Press; SuperStock's new CEO. ($ premium for
subscribers only.)

-In Memoriam: Craig Aurness, stock pioneer and photographer.

-Kodak's layoffs continue in Canada and Europe.

-In France, a former Corbis Sygma photo editor has launched a
photo portal to help independent photojournalism agencies
compete with the big players.

Newswire Index

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Feature: A City In Flux

Photographer Douglas Levere talks about the work behind his
new book: a collection of images meticulously recreating
photos in Abbott's landmark "Changing New York" -- same time
of day, same time of year, same kind of camera. Compare
Abbott's and Levere's images side by side to enjoy a tribute
to a great photographer, a curiously engaging work of urban
and architectural history.

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Discover the Power of VisionAge...

...and discover how you can win a new E-300 Evolt from
Olympus. This month in VisionAge, you'll also discover how the
America 24/7 project came together from the perspective of
Olympus photographers Anne Day, Stephen Marc, and Kristen
Ashburn. Also, learn the latest color management techniques
with Andrew Rodney and go "Behind the Shot" with legendary
National Geographic photographer Bert Fox as he goes deep to
shoot the Titanic.

www.pdnonline.com/visionage

What To Do During Your Christmas Vacation

Take a look through the best work you've shot over the past
year and decide what you want to enter into PDN's 2005 Photo
Annual. The deadline is approaching. Entry forms and details
on the contest rules --including information on our new stock
photography category-- are all available at PDNOnline.


This is our last newsletter of the year! If important news
breaks in the next two weeks, we'll post it on our site, but
we won't be sending out another email alert until January.

To all our readers and newsletter subscribers: Best wishes for
a happy, prosperous and peaceful 2005.

The Editors

International Exhibition of Photography
Adana - Turkey

Subject is free, Black&White prints only..
Last day is 11th March 2005

For full information please look to :
http://www.adanarotary-bulten.org/yarisma/eng.htm

A nice catalogue will be sent to all entrants..
We would be happy to exhibit prints from all countries.

With our best wishes for New Year.
Hope a real peace this year..
Prof. Mehmet Bayhan
Istanbul

"Create each day anew by clothing yourself with heaven and earth, bathing yourself with wisdom and love, and placing yourself in the heart of Mother Nature."
-- O-Sensei Morihei Ueshiba --

Asta e valabila si pentru tine Axel, nu? :)))

Observ ca nu faci diferenta dintre un ADEVAR si o lauda.In plus iti dai in vileag invidia ce te stapaneste.M-am rezumat pe scurt tocmai pentru a arata ca exista posibilitatea de a citi gandurile celorlalti si nu pentru a te agasa pe tine sau pe altii. Incearca sa mai tocesti din stilul tau arogant si observa in jur ce este, poate intr-o zi vei putea si tu sa vezi ceea ce eu vad.
Telepatia e veche cat lumea. Tu singur/a poti deschide sau inchide accesul la ea. Majoritatea nu au acces pentru ca nu stiu cum sa o foloseasca si incep sa manipuleze pe altii... pista interzista la acest nivel ! Privind greselile gramaticale, care se fac peste tot, ( si in care nu sta personalitatea!) e ca si cum privesti cu ochi critici in detaliu, despicand mereu firul in patru, a critica e verbul ce te defineste!
HAPPY VALENTIN`S DAY !!!!!

eu mai am nitel si ma opresc ca nu mai poci

serbus crisa, chiar ca nu te vazuram de nshpe mii de ani

va las cu asta intre timp

Don`t Step On The Ducks

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over
the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps
on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for
stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and
along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another
extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where
she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one
day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

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LESSONS FROM A DOG

1. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
2. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
3. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
4. When it's in your best interest, always practice obedience.
5. Enjoy it when someone wants to rub your tummy.
6. Take naps and always stretch before rising.
7. Run, romp, and play daily.
8. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
9. Be loyal.
10. Never pretend to be something you're not.
11. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
12. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
13. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
14. Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
15. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
16. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
17. When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
18. No matter how often you are criticized, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout.
Run right back and make friends.

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with
this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just
pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern
times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the
grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager
wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has
friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show
off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

Happy Gardening.

;-)