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Magdalema - de Little Eagle la: 30/06/2004 03:16:15
(la: Ozzy vs LMC)
Dear.Sis,
Imi.pare.simker.rau.ka.mu.am.putut.sa-ti.skriu.....am.progleme.ke.komputerul
si.treguie.reparat...am..skris...2...tekste.tsie.si.le-am.pierdut.......Am.mesoie.de.um.mou.keygoard!
Platesk.pt.ka.te-am.atakat.ku.kusimte.rele......karma....deh....de.simeri.mu.mai.fumktsiomeasa.ka.lumea!!!!!Sper.sa.imtelegi.skrisul...

Am.sa-ti,skriu.kuramd,te.iumesk.la.memumie,I.might.ge.a.gad.goy.still....like...a...14.year.khild...a...proglem...khild,how.Marilym,kalls.me....gut.I.Iam.simkere
Amd,If.I.tell.you.that.I.Lowe.you,I,will.die,for,you.amd.I.dom't'egem.kmow.who
you.really.are!

Here.is.my.phome#,Kall.me.or.let.me.kall.you,kum.doresti.As.dori.sa.gorjesk.ku.time,sa-ti.aud.gokhea.
Home:1-732-290-2496
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Faks:1-732-290-2542

Kall.me.aytime!!!Iwork.from.home.As.putea,fi.plekat.itkhi,shi,kolo.leage,a,message.with.your.phome.#,Am.sa.te.sum,as.dori.mult.sa.oresk.ku.time.

Ku.mult.drag,
Ossy

Ps.Kime.grea.sa.gorgeaska.ku.mime,da-mi.telefom.
Asta.sumt,...the.good.amd.the.gad.im.ome.persom...HA,HA!Gut,I.lowe,you,all
Mu
pot
fi.departedefoi...si...gred.ka.mitkhi,foi.de.mime.....

Magdalema,I.LOWE>YOU>!!!!Mu.sumt.rau.si,mu.krede.ka-s.pormit.im.gamduri.seksuale.spre.time....kiteodsata,sumt.kretim.asta.sumt\aproglem.khild....
Kred.ka.im.kafemea.aseti.mesoie.si.de.krasy.like.me....HA!HA!


Lowe,
Ossy




















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. - de ikoflexer la: 30/06/2004 19:50:57
(la: Ozzy vs LMC)
Nu-i vad necesitatea sa donezi sange sau pe primul nou nascut(personal, nu sunt interesat de asemenea lucruri de la tine!)

Phew! Ma simt usurat. Dar daca donez ceva prin Paypal d-rei Israel as fi absolvit de vina? Daca nu, propune altceva. Ascult.

Daca am avut o contributie "pozitiva"?

Un raspuns ar fi fost preferat. Dar in lipsa, acceptam repetarea intrebarii.

Daca intradevar ai fost onest(vom vedea dupa raspunsul in legatura cu "sursa" de unde ai auzit cuvantul jidan, pana atunci ma indoiesc de onestitate),

Povestea e mai lunga despre sursa. E de-ajuns sa spun ca circumstantele in care am auzit acest termen erau flattering pentru persoana in cauza.

Iar din punctul de vedere al indoielii d-tale cu privire la onestitatea mea sint sigur ca orice as spune nu te-ar convinge ca spun adevarul. Se pare ca esti tipul de om care o data ce a muscat de (insert your favourite word here) nu lasa din gura.

atunci vei tine minte pe viitor sa nu mai folosesti cuvantul respectiv (mai ales daca nu-i cunosti sensul)

De tinut minte o sa tin, sper, ca iau Ginko Biloba. Si i-am cunoscut un sens: pentru mine "jidan" a insemnat "jew," fara nici o connotatie negativa. Asa cum valah e valah, si tigan e tigan, si arab e arab, samd. Pentru mine nu a fost un adjectiv, ci un nume care denota apartenenta etnica. Acum inteleg ca sensul pe care il atribui d-ta si altii are connotatii negative.

Uni folosesc numai expresia "Am si cativa prieteni evrei, oameni foarte cumsecade!"

Pai nu-mi pune d-ta cuvinte in gura. Am avut prieteni evrei. Unii cumsecade si altii nu. Singura diferenta dintre ei si alti oameni a fost... stai un pic---nu era nici o diferenta. Toti sint oameni.

Adevarul e ca discutia asta a inceput sa se degradeze intr-o cearta minora fara nici un sens.
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okapa destin - de Belle la: 01/07/2004 02:49:12
(la: despre barbati ... fara suparare :))
eu n-am decat o singura parere: barbatii sunt buni doar sa deschida borcane, sa omoare ganganii si sa tunda iarba ;)

uite si celelalte doua bancuri de care-ti spuneam ... si promit de-acum inainte sa mai caut si bancuri in romana (nu e vina mea ca si cei din RO tot in engleza imi trimit da' o sa-ncerc sa ma conformez)

GOLF
There were two golfers on the golf course.
One of the men pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light.
His friend pulls out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
“Wow, where did you get such a large Bic?” “Oh, my genie got it for me.”
“Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?”
“He is in my golf bag.”
The friend says, “Can I see him?” His friend says “yes, sure!” So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie.
The man says to the genie: “I am your master’s best friend. Would you grant me just one wish?” The genie says “yes, just one wish”. So the man wishes for a million bucks.
The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word. Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker. The man looks up and sees a million ducks flying over.
He gets really upset, and says “what is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a million Bucks, not a million Ducks.”
His friend says to him: “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?”


PISSING & MOANING
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone 's ground wire via a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.
4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which goes to show that some problems can be fixed by pissing and moaning.

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Voting.... - de Little Eagle la: 02/07/2004 08:27:01
(la: Vreti sa se intoarca Ozzy la cafeneaua.com?)
Oh my God.....,

Mama mia...sunt undeva pe la ...mustata?Boy oh, boy....multi nu ma agreati deloc.....dar e okay.Multi nici azi Nu agreaza prea mult pe...Jim Morrisson,Ozzy Osbourne,John Lennon........ori ii cred debusolati si drogati,betivi notorii,sau ....comunisti....sotia mea a plans in nestire cand John a fost omorat aiurea de un cretin.....ce faceati voi in 1980 cand ea alaturi de mii de oameni aveau lumanari in Central Park La Dakotta Building si plangeau de tot pamantul parca plangea cu oricine cand acest mare geniu al muzicii....zacea intr-o balta de sange?chiar era el un ....comunist????Chiar a trebuit sa astepte 6 ani sa primeasca viza de intrare in USA pt. ca Nixon nu-l agrea??

Apoi daca veti gandi impotriva acestui om asa de MINUNAT si SuFLETIST si care a vrut doar PACE pe acest pamant si lume,NU STIU ce sa mai cred despre voi????Chiar il veti pune la colt pt. ca ...a scris si compus cu Paul cantece ce istoria lumii le are in minte de toate generatiile?Cine NU a ascultat un cantec de Beatles?????

Dar la fel,cine NU a ascultat un cantec asa de la inima scris si compus de John Lennon?
Stiu ca am luat-o iar razna,dar am sau nu dreptate???

Ce am facut ,am facut,ca-s liberal in gandire,impuscati-ma in spate,ca pe John
ca am ideile mele,Nu am vrut neaparat sa le bag in cap nimanui,NU a fost intentia mea chiar daca ar parea....!

I just wanted to be friends with all of you,no bad intentions/Cred ca uneori am luat-o razna....to much booze...incerc sa ma las de bautura,e greu cand esti un addict,dar uite ca pe 7 Iulie fac 1 LUNA de cand m-am lasat de fumat complet...pt. mine e o mare realizare...fumam 3 pachete pe zi,sa ma iau la intrecere cu ...Johnny(Depp),el ce sa mai zic...4 pachete pe zi!!!!!Acum s-a dat pe tutun si foita de tigara...dar tot .....cel putin 80 fumeaza pe zi si e tanar...are 2 copilasi mici si o sotie(Daniel ori cei din Paris o stiti,Vanessa Paradis)superba,a good looker,better than kate Moss(the model)...dar totusi nu stiu...doar parerea mea,se poate sucari .....a cam facut-o....Winona Ryder...boy...cred ca m-am masturbat in contul ei de zeci de ori,imi place mult de ea...crazy guy I am....din greseala am ajuns....sa am o relatie cu...Dolly Parton,evident nu regret,big boobs....si inca le-a micsorat prin operatie!!!!

I kinda like BIG BOOBS,like pillows to rest my head and suck like a little baby those nipples......big or small....God...am ajuns iar sa vorbesc urat...a la howard Stern...pe asta nu l-am cunoscut dar as vrea caci e impotriva lui Bush.

Ha!Dar spun ca oricand am ocazie sa vorbesc despre Romania,mereu cu vorbe bune,sa stie toti astia mari si faimosi ca NU-s chiar buricul universului!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avem si noi romanasi faimosi si ii spun oricui mereu,ar trebui sa am grad de ambasador cumva!!!

ca NU exista DOAR NADIA,ILIE Nastase,Ion Tiriac,sau....HAGI,ca avem si arta si frumuseti ale naturii,ca NU suntem...Tsarani si ...barbari...de parca ne tragem din ...CONAN.

Mereu am facut asta de cand am pus piciorul cu 23 ani in urma in tsara asta!!!!!!Lupt pt. poporul meu indian pe cale de disparitie azi?Lupt pt. Romania unde m-am nascut?Pt. oameni de culoare?Fie chinezi,negri ori evrei?
LUPT pt. toti si in numele tuturor religiilor si credintelor,pt.mine TOTI AVETI ACELASI SANGE CU AL MEU!!!!!Credeti ca ar fi alte culori?
Si pt. asta va voi apara cu sufletul si viata,voi muri pt. voi!!!!!La orice secunda!!!!NU GLUMESC de loc!!!!!!

Pt. mine viata NU are un aspect anume sa fiu legat de minciuna si iluzie,ea e un vis mare,un miraj,dar sufletele au conexiuni,se cunosc,se iubesc,se leaga,se casatoresc,se unesc si vor muri unul pt. altul/alta....
La fel si cu necunoscuti...asa zisi...dragii mei,,,NE CUNOASTEM TOTI DE MII DE ANI,NU INTAMPLATOR azi ne adunam la un loc cu totii sa vorbim!!!!!Aveti incredere in mine si ce zic,nu e ...whiskey-ul din mine......!!!!

Poate am o filosofie si experienta indiana si cunosc cate ceva...multe dar NU le SPUN INCA SI STITI DE CE??????PT> ca lumea m-ar considera nebun!!!!!
M-ar interna la balamuc...chiar NU pot vorbi cu sotia mea.....lumea NU vrea sa auda de sfarsitul lumii,ca 3/4 din omenirea toata va pieri curand.....
Nu-i ceva apocaliptic sau biblic in acel sens...dar NU mai vorbesc acum!!!!

Nu vreau sa ma considerati crazy...NU SUNT!!!!!Cum il credeti pe Jack Nickholson in ...One flew over the coocko's nest?Nu sunt....acel Jack din Shinning!!!!!!Poate insa asa ma vedeti multi din moment ce am fost votat la ...mustata....unii din voi,desigur ma vad cu ....toporul in mana si un ranjet pe dinti,spargand usa la baie si spun...."Here's Johnny".
Apoi atunci pt. cei ce ma ganditi asa,ori sunt Johnny,ori...Freddy Krugger?
Ei bine NU SUNT NICIUNUL!!!
Sunt un simplu om ce iubeste si vrea sa fie iubit,atata tot!!!E ceva rau in acest vis?
Inchei deci cu ...desigur un cantec,al grupului meu favorit,Black Sabbath,e din 1973 si Ozzy a scris cuvintele,Ozzy....MY HERO!!!!
So,Here we go now,God bless you all,I wanna see your hands up in the air,are you high????????'Cause I am high and drunk and feeling fine....keep on smoking....you know what I am talking about...I love you all,you really make me so happy being back with you again ...From the bottom of my black heart,FORGIVE MY WICKED SOUL and let's play some real rock'n roll!!!!!This is for you and if you read between the lines.....you'll get to me.!

A NATIONAL ACROBAT(From Sabbath Bloody Sabbath)

I am the world that hides the universal secret of all time.
Destruction of the empty spaces is my one and only crime.
I've lived a thousand times,I found out what it means to be believed,
The thoughts and images,the uborn child of Devil that never was conceived.

When little worlds collide,I'm trapped inside my embryonic cell
And flashing memories are cast into the never ending well.
The name that scorns the face,the child that never sees the cause of man
The deathly darkness that belies the fate of those who never ran...

Well I know it's hard for you to know the reason why
And I know you'll understand more when it's time to die,
Don't believe the life you have will be the only one,
You have to let your body sleep,to let your soul live on.

Love has given love to you and now it's your concern
Unseen eye of inner life will make your soul return,oh yeah,
Still I look but not to touch,the seeds of life are sown
Curtain of the future falls,the secret stays unknown

Just remember love is life and hate is living death
Treat your life for what it's worth and live for every breath,
Looking back,I lived and learned but now I'm wondering
Here I wait and only guess,what this next life will bring....?

Geezer-bass
Ozzy-vocals+words
Tony-guitars
Bill-drums(HE IS A GREAT GUY!!!!!!!)
All great guys!!!!

Daniel,stiu ca esti poet,ce crezi de Ozzman?Beat mort,drogat dar mereu scrie versuri si poezie de cazi pe jos!!!!Ca si Jim Morrisson.....alt mare betiv si drogat de parca are vreo importanta..... sa spun cinstit? cele mai bune llucrari ce am pictat si au avut mare succes la vanzari in USa.....le-am pictat fiind drogat sau beat mort....!Cand esti...dus.....pe alt taramuri,parca ai tot talentul
din lume la fingertips...fara misto...dar uneori cand o iei razna si creierul e ...on fire...te crezi...un mare ...geniu...crezi ca nimeni nu te egaleaza...nici Michelangelo...!!!!Atunci,trebuie sa te trezesti din betia grandorii....
Mai vorbim....Love&peace,
Ozzy....a lost soul?













Alice...Furnier.... - de Little Eagle la: 03/07/2004 00:13:46
(la: Iubirea, un "natural"? Care dragoste?)
Dear one,

This bonus just for you:from 1969 album of Alice Cooper,Freak out show:

Ain't that just like a woman...

"Adam was as happy as a man can be
Till he started messing around with an old apple tree.

Ain't that just like a womanX2
Ain't that she'll do it every time...?

You can buy a woman clothes
Give her money on the side,
No matter what you do
She ain't never satisfied.!

Ain't that like a womanX2?
Ain't that she'll do it every time?????


Love &peace,
Alice....Ozzy...I don't even know I am these days....













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ptr. Belle - de SB_one la: 04/07/2004 11:44:47
(la: Femeia)
Words Women Use...

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done.You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"




SB
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it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice !
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Claudia - de Little Eagle la: 04/07/2004 23:30:45
(la: Spectru neodihnit)
My dear,

Am scris in prostie un text si ....l-am facut...pierdut,mi-am dat mii de palme.....
De alaltaieri de cand am un nou keyboard,nu-s familiar cu el si fac greseli,adica apas gresit pe taste...am stat sa-ti scriu 2 ore.....pierdute caci s-a dus dracului textul meu....si acum poate-s putin mahmur,dar incerc iar sa ma las de baut....
Poate in final e vina mea....e 4 iulie....Independence day????You must be kidding!!!!
Poate cu 200 ani in urma????Cand insemna ceva????
In fine,stii CUM sarbatoresc aceasta zi....pt. cei cu capul pe umeri?
Beau pt. veteranii morti for NOTHING,in Vietnam,si pt. cei din Irak,pt. indienii mei,si negrii mei,si evreii mei si copii anilor pierduti in neant,o generatie de sacrificiu inutil....WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE!!!!!

Si pt. ca azi e asa....mare sarbatoare.....am sa-ti scriu un cantec f. faimos in lume
e impotriva razboiului,apartine unor ani ce putini i-au trait si cunoscut,dar vor trai si sper ca 1 minut,vei uita de orice si vei gandi la niste suflete pt. care ar fi de trait o lacrima pe obraz.....gandeste-te la inceputul unui film COLOSAL....APPOCALIPSE NOW...si auzi aceste cuvinte si muzica in minte si vezi imagini de moarte care NU ar fi trebuit sa existe DELOC.........

"This is the end,beautiful friend
This is the end,my only friend
The end of our elaborate plans
The end of everything that stands
The end...

No safety or surprise
The end
I'll never look into your eyes again....

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free?
Desperately in need of some stranger's hand,
In a desperate land????

Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
And all the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the king's highway,
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway West,baby

Ride the snake
Ride the snake
To the lake
To the lake...

The ancient lake,baby
The snake is long
Seven miles
Ride the snake...

He's old
And his skin is cold
The West is the best
The West is the best,
Get here and we'll do the rest...

The blue bus is calling us
The blue bus is calling us
Driver,where are you taking us????

The killer awoke before dawn
He put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall...

He went into the room where his sister lived
And then he paid a visit to his brother
And then he walked on down the hall
And he came to a door
And he looked inside,
Father?
Yes,son?
I want to kill you,
Mother,I want to fuck you....

Come on baby,take a chance with us
Come on baby,take a chance with us
Come on baby,take a chance with us...
And meet me at the end of the blue bus

This is the end,beautiful friend
This is the end,my only friend

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follw me

The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end....
...................................................................................................
THE DOORS are:

Jim Morrison-vocals+lyrics(great poetry)
Ray Manzarek-keyboards
Robby Krieger-Guitar
John Densmore-drums
...This is the end....
................................................................................

JUST REMEMBER ALL OF YOU ON THIS 4th.of July......WE DON"T NEED WARS!!!!
GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!!!!!!!!!

Love&peace,
Ozzy(Little Eagle Who Cries)

























































































































Hai si eu, ma-nscriu la cuvint - de LMC la: 15/07/2004 02:03:06
(la: De Dragoste)
Inca nu am avut timp sa ma duc sa-mi rasfoiesc scrisorile, dar cineva m-a intrebat ce-i aia curaj. In cazul de fata curajul are mai mult de-a face cu vointa de-ati darima zidurile de protectie, de-ati aduce aminte de-o dragoste uitata, de-ati aduce aminte de dragostea inflacarata care a fost si poate nu mai exista pentru partenerul de viata. Da, consider acest lucru un curaj, dar daca vrei sa-i spui altfel, n-am nimic impotriva. Pentru mine tot curaj ramine.

Hai acum sa uitam ce-a scris Biscuite la inceput de forum, de multe ori scrisul nu exprima exact ceea ce am vrut sa spunem. Toti trebuie sa recunoastem ca avem nevoie de foarta multa experienta pina ajungem sa ne punem gindurile si simtamintele si personalitatea in cuvinte, si pe deasupra sa ne si oglindeasca exact asa cum sintem.

In engleza este o vorba: give her the benefit of the doubt, and don't jump to too many conclusions.

No, acu' hai sa stam la subiect si sa-i scriem lui Sheherezada1001 ce avem de scris la subiect. Daca nu va convine subiectul atunci nu scrieti nimic.
...da de loc;(I'm not hiding - de SB_one la: 16/07/2004 20:43:02
(la: despre barbati ... fara suparare :))
...da de loc;(I'm not hiding at all...cred ca ai zice tu)
daca dai un "clic" pe sebe( vorba mea...sb) ...sint acolo!(I'm right here)

SB
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it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice !
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altfel! - de Alice la: 17/07/2004 11:32:22
(la: Te scoala, Lazare si mergi !)
ai putea sa-ncepi miseleste de-acolo de unde se ciocnesc abulantele de salvari, sau din triaj, unde se pare ca n-a mai ajuns, sarutand padelele cand ala tzipa ‘cleaar’, “inapoi”, ca la ciuma…Se zguduiau amandoi, ca sinele sub tramvai si viata, tarandu-si picoarele dinapoi, urla ca o catea taiata de tren.(::)


in confuzia asta el-ea, textul de sus imi aminteste vag de-o melodie a lui Nick Cave, ce-obisnuiam s-o ascult, far' de-a ma gandi prea mult la sensuri:

They call me The Wild Rose
But my name is Elisa Day
Why they call me it I do not know
For my name is Elisa Day

From the first day I saw her I knew she was the one
As she stared in my eyes and smiled
For her lips were the colour of the roses
That grew down the river, all bloody and wild

When he knocked on my door and entered the room
My trembling subsided in his sure embrace
He would be my first man, and with a careful hand
He wiped at the tears that ran down my face


On the second day I brought her a flower
She was more beautiful than any woman I'd seen
I said, "Do you know where the wild roses grow
So sweet and scarlet and free?"

On the second day he came with a single red rose
Said: "Will you give me your loss and your sorrow?"
I nodded my head, as I lay on the bed
He said, "if I show you the roses will you follow?"


On the third day he took me to the river
He showed me the roses and we kissed
And the last thing I heard was a muttered word
As he stood smiling above me with a rock in his fist

On the last day I took her where the wild roses grow
And she lay on the bank, the wind light as a thief
As I kissed her goodbye, I said, "All beauty must die"
And lent down and planted a rose between her teeth

se-nfige-atunci in mine, intrebarea, ca un spin: cate ambulate trebuie sa-i aplici unui mort, sa le putem numi salvari?

alice iacob


...cred ca ma incurajezi numa - de SB_one la: 18/07/2004 18:18:59
(la: Femeia)
...cred ca ma incurajezi numai...uite itzi mai dau o sansa;))


"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.




SB
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it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice !
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God Will Provide - de cammie la: 19/07/2004 00:57:14
(la: Un nou forum: "Bancuri, glume, poante...")
A girl has brought her fiance home for dinner. After dinner, the fiance and the girl's father go into the study for a man to man talk.
'So, what are you doing right now?' asks the father.
'I am a theology scholar,' replies the fiance.
'Do you have any plans of employment?'
'I will study and God will provide.'
'What about the children?' asks the man.
'God will provide.'
'And your house and car?'
'Again, God will provide,' says the fiance.
After the talk, the girl's mother asks the father, 'So what did you two talk about?'
The man replies, 'He has no plans of employment, but on the other hand, he thinks I'm God.'
Lectura de vineri, in loc de dialog, care ... - de Dinu Lazar la: 23/07/2004 07:01:14
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
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Referitor la ce am citit puti - de Monica Onciu la: 24/07/2004 16:17:37
(la: Cum va simtiti cand va intoarceti in Romania ?)
Referitor la ce am citit putin mai inainte.Este cineva care spune ca austriecii sunt sovinisti si rasisti.Din intamplare, am terminat zilele acestea un roman scris de un american ce e stabilit aici, in Londra.Si el spunea ca Austria ar fi intr-adevar frumoasa, daca n-ar exista austriecii. Despre femeile din Sofia spune ca sunt cele mai frumoase din Europa si are doar cuvinte de lauda pentru Tarile Nordice.Ii recomand sa citeasca romanul, asa cum i-l recomand oricarui altcuiva 'Neither here Nor there',Bill Bryson.
Fara importantsa - de ANGEL la: 29/07/2004 04:50:24
(la: Cum gandim?)
Destin....Destin...un nume poate bine ales poate mai rau decat iti inchipui....semantica are unele racile si uneori nume sau cuvinte rostite pot atrage reactii...neasteptate,nu eu sint cel in cauza ci tu.
Imi dau seama ca-ti este teama de tine insuti altfel de ce ai aduce acest subiect in discutie?
Oare chiar vrei neaparat sa te cunosti pe tine insuti?Adica sa vezi si sa revezi greselile altora si sa-i judeci?Pentru ca vorbesti despre tine acum.Ai oare atatea mari calitati in tine incit sa afirmi ca esti o fiintsa perfecta?Eu nu cred.Si te cunosc.

Dragul meu Destin din Ohio ori de aiurea,nu esti omul de azi si nici de miine si nici de ieri,dar real suferi de o boala:Suspended Animation.Daca ai mintea de miine poate intelegi mintea de azi la care ma cobor de dragul tau,si te rog...fara injuraturi acum la adresa mea nici in gind macar.Nu este frumos,nu?

Nimeni nu poseda nici un dar special sa-l faca pe careva mai aparte de gloata de neghiobi si ignorantsi,nu?...Darul?Care dar?Nimeni nu primeste vreun dar in viatsa,se naste cu el si daca e norocos...moare cu el...cam ..putsini...

Imi place acel motto cu care inchei epistolele tale ce uneori sint plictisitoare.
Ceea ce scrii este ceea ce esti si gindesti,esti tu insuti dar inca ai destule de ascuns,de aceea cuvintele devin o pavaza, un scut in spatele caruia te vei ascunde mereu...dar nu-ti face griji...nu esti si nu vei fi primul sau ultimul...
Eu as zice asa,in gindul meu prea umil voua din acest secol uitat de timp si traditii:
Cine se teme de teama,va suferi dincolo de orice suferintsa,so wellcome to my world...you're already here.

Angel



















Nu are importantsa - de ANGEL la: 31/07/2004 00:45:45
(la: SUFLETUL ESTE NEMURITOR)
HA!HA!HA!HAAAAAA!!

I can see we'll have lots of fun here ,I like it so far,No?What do you think Mr.Destiny and Mr. Daniel?Are you coming with me to hell or not?Ha!Ha! Rid cu lacrimi la reactsiile voastre.
Mr Destin...NU vezi NIMIC, my boy!!!Intr-un fel ash spune ca Daniel are pe undeva dreptate,sint de fel transparent, imaterial,cind sint eu insumi,dar iau forma odata cu sufletul pe care pun ochii si-ii gust slabiciunile.Nu?

Nu e nevoie sa stie nimeni nimic despre mine din moment ce toata omenirea ma cunoashte foarte bine shi m-a numit cum a dus-o mintea shi imaginatsia,dar ....
Shhhhhh....sa nu intram in detalii....nu?
Viatsa voastra ma amuza nespus,nimicurile ce le scrietsi,mai ales Lady LMC,dar desigur ca sintetsi multsi ce traitsi in banal si vedetsi cum vi se scurge viatsa printre degete ca nisipul,apoi muritsi si fac tot ce pot sa va aduc la mine pe citsi mai multsi....si vetsi veni!Ha!

Scopul meu,Mr. Destin?Daca-l intselegi asa de ushor,nu mai e nevoie sa mai adaug nici un cuvintsel,nu?Shhhhhhh....sa ramina intre noi astea,nu spune la nimeni,nici la admin si nici Daniel,ooops,acum ei deja shtiu.Ce gura mare am,incat as manca vreo 2-3 popi acum si ca desert un cardinal gras si pedofil.Desigur catolic,dar la o adica as manca si un protestant bigot,dar stiu ca mereu borasc dupa astfel de mese copioase.

E greu sa ma definesc singur,Mr. Destin,transparentsele mele nu-mi dau voie.
Ceea ce insa ai putea ghici ar fi ca sint ceea ce crezi tu despre mine,shi voi fi cu tine mereu si voi lua orice forma doreshti tu sau visezi,fie nasty dreams ce ai uneori, fie la lucru,acasa oriunde sint cu tine shi nu scapi de mine.Nu te duce la biserica...nu te va ajuta deloc.Shhhh....sa nu trezim sfintsii......iti spun un mic secret:The saints are in hell.Ha!HAAAAAAA!

Mai vorbim,shi poarta-te mai frumos cu tine...adica cu mine,nu?
Multsumesc de participare,

ANGEL






















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Pt.Sorana - de Little Eagle la: 01/08/2004 06:55:18
(la: Is this the end?)
Hi Sorana,

I never come and never go,I am always here.
Multumesc pt. ganduri si daca-mi dai voie,te sarut de peste lumi si tari,distanta ne apropie insa.

Pt. ca apreciezi gandirea pura si sincera,curata in spirit si suflet a fratilor mei indieni,am sa te las acum cu niste vorbe spuse de poate cel mai mare Chief si Warrior ce au cunoscut toate natiile si popoarele de indieni din America....iar daca vei simti pe obraz o lacrima las-o sa-ti ajunga in gura sa-i simti gustul aparte pt. ca este altul...este venit din sange si suferinta,din copilasi omorati doar din vina ca pielea lor e alta culoare....din batrani ce au cazut morti fara sa scoata un icnet de durere,din razboinici ce n-au facut nimic altceva decat sa-si apere familiile si...tara lor,.....acesti reali oameni au suferit si inca sufera in tara lor,dar daca-i vezi vei vedea ce mandri sunt si tacerea lor spune istoria reala a acestei noi lumi....ce va reveni curand lor.

"Cand eram copil de-o schioapa,tribul nostru Lakota-Sioux era stapan peste lumea toata.Soarele se nastea si pleca sa doarma pe pamantul lor...insa omul alb a trimis zeci de mii de soldati in razboi sa ne ucida.....
Unde ne sunt azi razboinicii nostrii?Cine i-a omorat?zUnde sunt azi pamanturile noastre?Cine e stapan pe ele?
Arata-mi un om alb care sa aiba curajul sa fie onest si sa admita ca i-am furat un penny macar din banii lui?!Si cu toate astea,ei spun ca sunt hot.
Ce femeie alba,fie ea singura a fost vreodata insultata de mine ori siluita de mine?Si cu toate astea ,ei ma numesc un indian rau.
Ce om alb m-a vazut vreodata beat?Cine a venit in casa mea si nu a plecat bine hranit si tratat cu respect?Cine oare m-a vazut ca-mi bat sotia sau imi maltratez copii?Oare ce legi am incalcat incat sa fiu condamnat inainte de a ma putea apara in fata minciunilor omului alb?
Oare este un pacat sau o greseala ca-mi iubesc pe cei apropiati mie ca familie si popor indian?
Trebuie sa fiu condamnat doar pt. ca pielea mea are alta culoare decat alba?
Pt. ca sunt un Lakota,un Sioux?Pt. ca m-am nascut acolo unde tatal meu s-a nascut si trait?Pt. ca in orice clipa mi-as da viata pt. poporul meu si tara mea?"

Tatanka Yotanka,The one and only Greatest indian chief of all indian nations,
in traducere:SITTING BULL...si acest mare suflet merita o lacrima sincera sa ajunga la el acolo unde este alaturi de Great Father Spirit,Wakan Tanka.

Si iti mai spun inca o vorba ce o consider o mare filosofie in putine cuvinte la fel zisa de Sitting Bull:
"The earth does not belong to us,we belong to the earth."
Si alte cuvinte mari zise de un alt mare Chief din tribul Nez Perce-Iroquois-Mohawk,Chief Joseph:

"It does not require many words to speak the truth."

Love&peace,

Ozzy






































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kids advice to other kids - de Belle la: 03/08/2004 22:21:34
(la: Femeia)
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
Patrick, age 10


"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer."
Hannah, age 9


"Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
Michael, age 14


"Stay away from prunes."
Randy, age 9


"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
Emily, age 10


"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
Taylia, age 11


"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
Traci, age 14


"A puppy always has bad breath -- even after eating a Tic-Tac."
Andrew, age 9


"Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
Kyoyo, age 9


"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
Armir, age 9


"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
Kellie, age 11


"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
Naomi, age 15


"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
Lauren, age 9


"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
Joel, age 10


"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."
Alyesha, age 13


"Never try to baptize a cat."
Eileen, age 8




~~~ I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
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"Nu tac!" - pt LMC - de OmuletulGoma la: 05/08/2004 01:19:07
(la: Despre Alegerile din S.U.A.: De ce trebuie sa votam pt. GWB.)
Da, in titlu il citez pe Goma.

LMC scrie:
Ai dorinta sa-mi inchizi gura, asta nu vei reusi niciodata. Atita timp cit am vlaga in mine, atita timp cit singele-mi pulseaza in vene, voi spune raului rau si binelui bine. Sa fiu sincera cu tine nu ma intereseaza ce faci sau ce face altul atita timp cit nu-mi baga nimeni pe git ideile murdare, sau guvernul tarii in care traiesc nu se asociaza cu ideile aceastea. Si eu cred ca am dreptul acesta. Nu te ingrijora, nu voi vota pentru infiintarea lagarelor de concentrare, dar vad ca lagarele de concentrare pentru care votezi tu sint aproape de infiintare. Cred ca vei fi primul care ma vei lua de la spate si ma vei impinge in cuptor impreuna cu toti ceilalti conservativi, crestini sau altii care nu-s de acord cu tine. Si inca mai ai tupeul sa-mi spui ca cica eu sint plina de ura. Ma intreb oare ce parere au parintii tai, sau bunicii tai despre tine si ideile tale.

De unde atata furie?
Nu vreau deloc sa-ti inchid gura, ti-am sugerat doar ca tacerea este mai buna decat acuzarea.
Conform regulilor acestui forum, eu am chestionat si combatut ideile dumitale, nu persoana. Nu am spus sau implicat ca ai fi "red neck", sau plina de ura. Parerea mea este doar ca esti "misguided", indrumata gresit. Nu am si nu vreau sa fac vreo judecata asupra persoanei dumitale, am mai spus-o. Ma leg numai de ideile pe care le promovezi.

Ma acuzi ca as accepta frumosul si bunul numai daca se potrivesc calapodului meu. Ba dimpotriva, eu incerc sa-ti arat ca bun si frumos mai poate exista si in afara abacului dumitale.
Eu promovez toleranta si ingaduinta, dreptate sociala, dumneata condamni "ideile murdare" pentru ca nu incap in normele dumitale de conduita.

Ti-am spus ca nu consider ca valabil decat Noul Testament, dar am gresit. Nu iau in consideratie decat ghilimelele atribuite lui Isus. Daca a fost divin sau nu, pentru mine nu conteaza - gasesc ca a fost un mare invatator. Tot restul bibliei pentru mine nu este decat dogma si/sau istoria lui Israel. Comentariile si interpretarile celor de "dupa" nu ma intereseaza. Eu il ascult numai pe invatator:

"For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father also will forgive you; but if you do not forgive men their trespasses neither will your father forgive your trespasses." - MATTHEW 6:14-15

"You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind. The second is like it, You shall love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments depend all the law and the prophets." - MATTHEW 22:37-40

"Why do you call Me good ? No one is good but God alone." - LUKE 18:19

"I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance." - LUKE 5:32

"Beware of practicing your piety before men in order to be seen by them; for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven." - MATTHEW 6:1

"Blessed are those who Hunger and Thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied."Matthew 5:6

"Blessed are the Merciful, for they shall obtain mercy." Matthew 5:7

"Blessed are the Peacemakers,
for they shall be called Sons (and Daughters) of God." Matthew 5:9

"Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven." Matthew 5:10

"Blessed are You when men revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account" Matthew 5:11

"LOVE ONE ANOTHER!"John 15:12

"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another." (NIV, John 13:34-35)

"Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you." (Matthew 5:44)

"There is a saying, 'Love your friends and hate your enemies.' But I say: Love your enemies! Pray for those who persecute you! In that way you will be acting as true sons of your Father in heaven. For he gives his sunlight to both the evil and the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust too. If you love only those who love you, what good is that? Even scoundrels do that much. If you are friendly only to your friends, how are you different from anyone else? Even the heathen do that. But you are to be perfect, even as your Father in heaven is perfect. (TLB, Matthew 5:43-48)

"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' "But I say to you, do not resist him who is evil; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also. (NAS, Matthew 5:38-39)

So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets. (NIV, Matthew 7:12)

"So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. (KJV, John 8:7)

Imi cer iertare celor care nu inteleg engleza. Nu am avut la indemana traducerea romaneasca, dar ce cititi mai sus nu sunt decat vorbele din Noul Testament atribuite lui Isus: intoarce si celalalt obraz, rasplateste raul cu bine, numai cel fara pata sa arunce prima piatra s.a.m.d

Ma pui pe lista celor ignorati...cine inchide gura cui?

"I am only one, but I AM one!"
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Pentru voi... - de Pisicutza la: 05/08/2004 21:31:28
(la: Pisicutza in dilema...)
Va multumesc ca m-ati suportat...sincer nu stiu ce faceam fara sfaturile si incurajarile voastre....Belle...nu mai fi suparata pe mine...I love you...and i love you all for "just being here"...next to my soul.Nu stiu daca am iesit din acea stare complet...dar...voi m-ati facut sa vreau sa merg mai departe...and for that...i'll never forget you...
With love Pisicutza
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Love Pisicutza



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