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poeziile mele preferate... - de nebunica la: 29/11/2004 14:07:10
(la: Cele mai frumoase poezii)
1. E.E. Cummings - you said Is (XIII)

you said Is
there anything which
is dead or alive more beautiful
than my body,to have in your fingers
(trembling ever so little)?
Looking into
your eyes Nothing,i said,except the
air of spring smelling of never and forever.

....and through the lattice which moved as
if a hand is touched by a
hand(which
moved as though
fingers touch a girl's
breast,
lightly)
Do you believe in always,the wind
said to the rain
I am too busy with
my flowers to believe,the rain answered




2. E.E. Cummings - i carry your heart with me

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)



3. Edgar Allan Poe - Alone

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view


4. E.E. Cummings - I Am A Beggar Always


i am a beggar always
who begs in your mind

(slightly smiling, patient, unspeaking
with a sign on his
chest
BLIND)yes i

am this person of whom somehow
you are never wholly rid(and who

does not ask for more than
just enough dreams to
live on)
after all, kid

you might as well
toss him a few thoughts

a little love preferably,
anything which you can't
pass off on other people: for
instance a
plugged promise-

the he will maybe (hearing something
fall into his hat)go wandering
after it with fingers;till having

found
what was thrown away
himself
taptaptaps out of your brain, hopes, life
to(carefully turning a
corner)never bother you any more



5. e.e. cummings - the boys i mean are not refined

the boys i mean are not refined
they go with girls who buck and bite
they do not give a fuck for luck
they hump them thirteen times a night

one hangs a hat upon her tit
one carves a cross on her behind
they do not give a shit for wit
the boys i mean are not refined

they come with girls who bite and buck
who cannot read and cannot write
who laugh like they would fall apart
and masturbate with dynamite

the boys i mean are not refined
they cannot chat of that and this
they do not give a fart for art
they kill like you would take a piss

they speak whatever's on their mind
they do whatever's in their pants
the boys i mean are not refined
they shake the mountains when they dance



Ce spuneti de:
" Do you believe in always,the wind
said to the rain
I am too busy with
my flowers to believe,the rain answered..."?
fefe - de Horia D la: 08/12/2004 23:58:26
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata)
Lumea ma intreba daca era fata mea:)))))
Horia out... babies, babies here I come!!

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
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Scarlet - de rangi la: 09/12/2004 17:18:04
(la: Perspectiva unei picaturi de ploaie)
"Life in itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity to create meaning. Meaning has not to be discovered: it has to be created. You will find meaning only if you create it. It is not lying there somewhere behind the bushes, so you can go and you search a little bit and find it. It is not there like a rock that you will find. It is a poetry to be composed, it is a song to be sung, it is a dance to be danced.
Meaning is a dance, not a rock. Meaning is music. You will find it only if you create it. Remember it.
Millions of people are living meaningless lives because of this utterly stupid idea that meaning has to be discovered. As if it is already there. All that you need is to just pull the curtain, and behold! meaning is here. It is not like that.
So remember: Buddha finds the meaning because he creates it. I found it because I created it.... And only those who create find. And it is good that meaning is not lying there somewhere, otherwise one person would have discovered it -- then what would be the need for everybody else to discover it?
You must be waiting passively for the meaning to come... it will never come. This has been the idea of the past religions, that the meaning is already there. It is not! Freedom is there to create it, energy is there to create it. The field is there to sow the seeds and reap the crop. All is there-- but the meaning has to be created. That's why to create it is such a joy, such an adventure, such an ecstasy.
Don't allow your life to become just a dead ritual. Let there be moments, unexplainable. Let there be a few things which are mysterious, for which you cannot supply any reason. Let there be a few doings for which people will think you are a little crazy. A man who is a hundred percent sane is dead. A little bit of craziness by the side is always a great joy. Go on doing a few crazy things too. And then meaning will be possible. "
Osho, The Perfect MasterVolume 2, Chapter 4

« Ce que vous n’aimez pas, ne le faites pas »
Copyright-ul prin lume; la o adica in Venezuela, care este - de Dinu Lazar la: 12/12/2004 17:07:39
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
Primim de la un fotograf din Venezuela:

THis is just to inform you that the "Revolution" that is currently set in place in this country, led by a monkey and his chimps, is just showing off it's real nature, and most of what we thought about their real intentions is becoming a solid reality.

Please excuse the intro, but go on, as this is not a political statement.

Just a few days ago, and amendment to local Intellectual Property Law, by far one of the most modern copyright and intellectual property protection laws in the world, is about to suffer a massive and abusive modification, breaking out with all the previous international agreements signed by this country, including the Bern and Paris Conventions, The Uruguay Round and other older agreements.

Basically , a group of revolutionary artists, has introduced to the revolutionary congress a proposal for revolutionary change in IP laws to force creators to register with SAPI, our Copyright Office here in Caracas, as a formal requisite to enjoy the benefits of IP protection.
THIS MEANS THAT ANYTHNG THAT IS NOT FORMALLY REGISTERED IN THAT OFFICE, WILL BE CONSIDERED OF PUBLIC DOMAIN, AND ANYONE WILL BE ABLE TO COPY, DUPLICATE AND EVENTUALLY SELL THOSE ITEMS.

I am not joking fellows. THis is happening today here, and is totally and formally intended to legalise pirating of Music CD's and tapes,VHs; and DVD's and VCD's for films, and eventually , photography in all areas.
It is well known to us that one of the most important leaders of the revolution is the owner of the largest company dedicated to piracy of such discs (software, music and movies) and is making hundreds of millions in earnings from this business, and now he will have the legal rights to do so in the open, in a proper manner, all in the name of the revolution, to help "the people" against the empire, and all the crap you may think of.

After the last fraudulent elections a few weeks ago, the revolution has taken control of all state and goverment instances and offices and there is simply nothing to do at any legal and decent level against this and many past and coming abuses.
Anyone trying to set a legal defense against this abuses is considered and enemy of the revolution and they make sure to push you into doom by means I rather not discuss here.

So consider yourself warned., Those of you, Photographers and Agencies that are currently setting plans to cut deals with clients in this country,specially with the goverment, get to know how is it gonna be, or at least, make sure you get in writing a better deal for you products and services , although things in writing, like contracts, are just disposable paper and ink for the revolution. There are other modifications to the law that would not deal with our field, but are equally abusive in other areas ( pretended ownership of satellite/broadcast transmissions, etc).

I made my best not to turn this into a political thing, just the bare minumum as to set you on "warning mode", so please if anyone wants to comment on the political side, just keep it off this forum.

Talking about protection for RF files, well... just forget it. Not even RM (or RP or L for this
matter) will have it.

We are becoming the Planet of the Apes.

Best

J P
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agree - de kant la: 13/12/2004 15:38:27
(la: Viata gay...romaneasca!)
Nu pot sa nu fiu in totalitate de acord cu d-l anonim si nu o fac dintr-un trend sau mai stiu eu ce afilieri cu persoana.
Nu inteleg de ce se foloseste atat de des cuvantul boala cand se vorbeste despre homosexualitate,parca chestia cu raportul de sinonimie cu pedofilia,necrofilia,zoofilia etc. s-a stins de mult.
Sau poate nu,dar e mult mai usor sa numim ceea ce u intelegem drept "boala".As completa,al naibii de iritat,"boala" mai degraba pt cei ce nu o inteleg ca o limitare intelectuala si senzoriala caci people e vorba de oameni aici si de afecte!!!
But there again who cares,hai mai bine sa o numim cum o numim,zicem ca ii intelegem pe toti, dar sa stea departe intr-o raza de 500 de metrii de noi si de copii nostrii.??????Vi se pare asta normal,cum stam cu discriminarea si marginalizarea?Daca unui gay super friendly i se arde sa intre cu mine in acelasi magazin in acelasi timp si dupa ce isi cumpara aceeasi mancare(vezi paine,lapte,carne si mai stiu eu ce....) isi mai ia si o cutie de prezervative!!!
Cum stam cu tolerarea,va zic eu:imediate reaction-Damn Fag!
Dar nu e corect,pur si simplu daca vrem sa fim echitabili trebuie sa ne toleram.Dar mi se pare si asa mai greu cand traim intr-o lume unde femeile sunt tratate ca al naibii de proaste si batute in cap,ca sa ne mai si gandim (prea mult) si la o categorie pe care o numim cel mai adesea "minoritate".Ya,right.
Cat despre pride si confidence,de ce nu ar avea un homosexual si asta sau macar asta,cand numai atat i-a putea ramane.Iata si un banc feminist care de regula ii infurie pe barbatii cu multa suficienta(incat dau pe afara si ii mai si pateaza si pe altii) care s-ar potrivi si gay-lor intr-o anumita masura,adica alora cu pride: Typical macho man married typical
> >good-looking lady and after
> > the
> > > wedding, he laid down the following rules:
> > >
> > > "I'll be home when I want, if I
> >want and at what time I want
> > > and I don't expect any hassle from you. I
> >expect a great dinner
> > > to be on table unless I tell you that I
> >won't be home for dinner. I'll
> > > go hunting, fishing, boozing and
> >card-playing when I want with my old
> > > buddies and don't you give me a hard time
> >about it. Those are my rules.
> > > Any comments?"
> > >
> > > His new bride said, "No, that's
> >fine with me. Just understand
> > > that there will be sex here at seven o'clock
> >every night .........
> > > whether you're here or not."
> > >
> > >
> > > (DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)
> > >
kant
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Pt. mya - de Paianjenul la: 25/12/2004 14:30:44
(la: Reincarnarea sufletului si suflete surori)
"Religia hindusa nu spune asa niste prostii... Daca o sa citesti despre hinduism o sa te convingi singur ce spune si ce nu spune..."

- Am citit despre hinduism si m-am convins singur ce spune si ce nu spune. Te invit sa citesti si tu materialul pe care l-am gasit, si sa decizi singura daca cele afirmate in acest material sint prostii sau nu... (sublinierile din text sint facute de mine):

"According to the Upanishads rebirth or reincarnation of the souls can take place in a series of physical bodies (normally in human bodies but also in animals and even plants) or in a series of astral and preternatural bodies (sun, moon, planets, stars, angels or demons), depending on one's karma. The Kaushitaki Upanishad expresses it more clearly: "He is reborn here either as a worm (eu i-am zis limbric - nota mea), or as a butterfly, or as a fish, or as a bird, or as a lion, or as a serpent, or as a tiger, or as a person, or as some other being (eu i-am zis microb SIDA - nota mea) in this or in that condition, according to his works, according to his knowledge" (1.2)

http://www.spiritual-wholeness.org/faqs/reincgen/hindrein.htm
vezi subtitlul 4 - Transmigration of Soul in the Upanishads

sau:

"At the moment of death, those in whom tamas predominate will be reborn as grass, trees, insects of every type, fishes, snakes, reptiles, birds, lions, boars, evil men, etc., depending on the amount of tamas each one has gathered during his present life and the non-expiated ones of his previous life (12. 42-45)

http://www.spiritual-wholeness.org/faqs/reincgen/hindrein.htm
vezi subtitlul 5.3 - Reincarnation in Dharmashastra (The Laws of Manu)


"Religiile adevarate sunt cele care cuprind principii si invataminte prin care corpul, mintea si sufletul se unesc cu Dumnezeu in cele din urma."

- Nu exista religii adevarate ci doar religie adevarata. Asta pentru simplul motiv ca

a. exista doar un singur ADEVAR - nu mai multe! (chiar daca acest ADEVAR poate sa aiba mai multe fatzete...)...

si ca

b. orice religie care - deliberat sau de buna credinta - promoveaza invataturi care nu corespund cu ADEVARUL, este o religie FALSA (indiferent cit este de mare procentul de adevar pe care il contin aceste invataturi!)...

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Pentru tara a, - de DESTIN la: 05/01/2005 01:21:47
(la: SUFLETUL ESTE NEMURITOR)
Da, am citit,nu insa cat mi-as dori...despre activitatea lui Brian Weiss!

Same Soul, Many Bodies, Brian Weiss,

"One of the first doctors to explore the past lives of his patients as a means of therapy, reveals how past and present lives can affect our future lives, and how our future lives can transform us in the here and now."

Cu bine,

Cine se teme de suferinta...va suferi de teama.
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baby girl; twin dies, - de DESTIN la: 17/01/2005 00:41:02
(la: O romanca naste la 67 de ani, record!)

baby girl; twin dies

Canada.com Sun, 16 Jan 2005 11:31 AM PST

BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) - Doctors said a 66-year-old Romanian woman gave birth Sunday to a baby girl becoming the world's oldest recorded woman to give birth. The child's twin sister was stillborn, they said.

World's oldest mum and baby well

NEWS.com.au Sun, 16 Jan 2005 10:43 AM PST

A WOMAN who at 67 became the oldest person known to have given birth was today said to be doing well, while her surviving daughter was in good heath. The Romanian gave birth to twin girls at Bucharest's Giulesti Hospital, but one of the babies died soon afterwards.



Cine se teme de suferinta...va suferi de teama.
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completare (in acelasi ton) - de desdemona la: 18/01/2005 11:48:40
(la: Parinti si copii)
Si o femeie care tinea un bebelus la pieptul ei spuse:
"Vorbeste-ne de Copii..."
Si el a zis:
"Copiii vostri nu sunt copiii vostri. Ei sunt fiii si fiicele nazuintei Vietii spre ea însasi. Ei vin prin voi, dar nu de la voi. Si desi ei sunt cu voi, ei nu va apartin.

Voi le puteti da dragostea voastra, dar nu gândurile voastre; pentru ca ei au propriile lor gânduri.
Puteti oferi o casa pentru corpurile lor, dar nu pentru suflete; caci sufletele lor locuiesc în casa lui Mâine, pe care voi n-o puteti vizita, nici macar în visele voastre.
Voi puteti sa va straduiti sa fiti ca ei, dar nu sa îi faceti pe ei aidoma voua; pentru ca viata nu merge înapoi, nici nu întarzie asupra lui ieri.
Voi sunteti arcurile din care copiii vostri, ca sageti vii, sunt trimisi înainte. Arcasul vede tzinta pe calea infinitului si El va îndoaie cu puterea Lui, ca sagetile Lui sa mearga iute si departe.
Fie ca îndoirea voastra in mâna Arcasului sa fie catre bucurie; caci asa cum El iubeste sageata care zboara, la fel iubeste El si arcul stabil."
_____________________________________

"And a woman who held a babe against her bosom said, Speak to us of Children.
And he said:
Your children are not your children.
They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.

You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
You may strive to be like them, but seek not to make them like you.
For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday.
You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.
The archer sees the mark upon the path of the infinite, and He bends you with His might that His arrows may go swift and far.
Let your bending in the Archer's hand be for gladness;
For even as He loves the arrow that flies, so He loves also the bow that is stable."
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on the radio station - de sanjuro la: 20/01/2005 16:11:19
(la: Un nou forum: "Bancuri, glume, poante...")
Imi cer scuze pentru cei care nu cunosc lb. engleza...

On WBAM FM (Chicago) radio station, on a morning show, the DJ launches a new contest with consistent prizes.

The CONTEST was called MATE MATCH. The DJ called someone on his office, ask the person if it's married or has a significant other.

In case of positive answer, the DJ ask him 3 very personal questions after which the person is asked to provide the name and the phone number of the mate to check the answers.

If the answers are correct the couple wins a really big prize.


DJ: "Hi, this is Edgar from WBAM. Have you heard about our MATE MATCH contest ?"
HIM(laughing): "Yeah, I've heard."
DJ: "OK! So you know the prize is a 5 days trip to Orlando, Florida, in case you win. Your first name ?"
HIM: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married, RIGHT ?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Good. And your wife first name is ... ?"
Brian: " Sara."
DJ: "Sara is at work right now ?"
Brian (laughing): "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay then ... first question - When did you two have sex last time ?"
Brian: "She's going to kill me !"
DJ: "Don't worry, Brian."
Brian: "This morning, around 8 a.m."
DJ: "Well done, man! Second question - How long did it take ?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want to wins this trip, right? Nobody would easily recognize this !"
Brian: "Yes, we'd really enjoy this trip."
DJ: "Okaaay ... last question - Where did you two do it ?"
Brian (laughing): "Weeeellllll .... "
DJ: "So far you did good, Brian ... come on, tell me where."
Brian: "Not there is something, but her mother lives with us for few weeks."
DJ: "Hmmm ... sounds better and better ..."
Brian: "... and my mother in law was in the shower and ... in short ... we did it on the kitchen table !"
DJ: "Isn't that great ? A real adventure ... well, my dear listeners, let's put Brian on "hold" and call the WIFE. "
DJ: "Hello. Sara's there ?"
After a short while ... Sara's on the phone :

DJ: "Hi Sara, this is Edgar from WBAM. We're on air and till now we talked couple of hours to Brian."
Sara (laughing): "Couple of hours ?"
DJ: "Well, several minutes, in fact ... he's on air with us. Do you know the rules of our MATE MATCH contest ?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: " Okaaay."
Brian: laughs.
Sara (laughing): "Brian, what in the world are you up to ?"
Brian: "Sara, you just have to give absolutely honest answers to the next questions. You gotta be absolutely honest."
DJ: "OK ... let's see ... if your answers are the same with Brian's ... you'll win a 5 days trip to Orlando, Florida. You got it, Sara ?"
Sara (laughing): "Yeah, I got it."
DJ: "Then ... let's see ... - When did you two have sex last time ?"
Sara: "O God ! Brian ...... this morning before Brian left for work."
DJ: "Good, good ... but which hour was it ?"
Sara: "I think around 8 a.m."
DJ: "Very good ... next question - How long did it take ? "
Sara: "12, 15 minutes .. probably."
DJ: "Hmmm. Close enough. I'm sure you're trying to protect his manhood. You're one question to the trip in Florida. Are you ready ?"
Sara (laughing): "Yeesss."
DJ: " Where did you two do it ?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian ... you didn't tell them ... did you ?"
Brian: "Don't worry ... tell them."
DJ: "What's wrong Sara ... something's bothering you ?"
Sara: "Well, just that my mother is in holiday and she's living with us ......"
DJ: "And she saw you ?"
Sara: "Brian?!"
Brian: "No ... oh no, I don't ..."
DJ: "Hold it ... calm down ... I need an answer ! Please !?"
Sara: "Oh, God , I don't believe you told them such a thing !"
Brian: "Come on, honey, we're talking about a trip to Florida !"
DJ: "Come on, sis ... we don't have all day for this. Where did you two do it ?"
Sara (after a short pause): " In the ass !"

(a long, long, long silence)
DJ: "We'll be back after commercials ............. "

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A man enters his favorite rit - de Horia D la: 20/01/2005 18:08:17
(la: Un nou forum: "Bancuri, glume, poante...")
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his
regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby
table. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle
of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is
his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman,
saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and
sends a note over to the man.

Her note reads: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
BMW in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches
in your pants.

The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own
back to her.

His note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa,
a BMW 850, and a Volvo in my garage. I have over twenty-five million
dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you,
would I cut off three inches. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK!"

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
Three Hillbillies are sitting - de Horia D la: 20/01/2005 18:13:37
(la: Un nou forum: "Bancuri, glume, poante...")
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly: "My blonde wife sure is stupid... she bought an air
conditioner!"

2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My blonde wife is so stupid, she bought
one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"

1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly : "That ain't nuthin'! My redhead wife is dumber than both
yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin'
fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there."

1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"

3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!"

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
ietete...... - de Belle la: 21/01/2005 16:36:25
(la: despre barbati ... fara suparare :))
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules:

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1.
Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that

1.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1.
Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

1.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1.
Crying is blackmail.

1.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!

1.
‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

1.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

1.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
Not both
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

1.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

1.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we

1.
ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

1.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

1.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

1.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
Sex,
Sport, or
Cars

1.
You have enough clothes

1.
You have too many shoes

1.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1.
Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education


~~~~ I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
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raspuns lui donquijote! - de Eminescu la: 22/01/2005 18:24:04
(la: Ce regretati de pe vremea lui Ceausescu?)
***nimeni nu ponegreste romania sau pe romani, cel putin asta deduc eu din discutiile de pe site.**

Dragul meu qonquijote,

Arata-mi te rog un singur comentariu, sau un singur cuvit bun spus despre Romania, pe acest site.
Fiecare dintre "luminatii participanti" au ceva "frumos" de spus despre tara lor.
Cred ca cei mai multi regreta ca s-au nascut acolo. Sau ca vor trebui sa poarte "STIGMATUL DE ROMAN" pina la sfirsitul vietii. Asta este o mare rusine si este si cauza ca Romania nu a progresat. Ne opunem la tot, idee sau directie, sintem cei mai destepti dar nu dam un ban pe tara aia pentru care s-a varsat atita singe si s-au facut atitea sacrificii. Iar noi, cei care am avut totul pe tava... intoarcem spatele la tot ce este ROMANESC. Confundam patriotismul cu nationalismul. Gaina vecinului ni se pare mai grasa si daca moare capra noastra de ce sa nu moara si capra vecinului...

***daca era asa mai veneau ei sa viziteze cafeneaua?***

Multi au venit la cafeneaua ca sa-si descarce sufletele.
Sa-si plinga nereusitele si sa-si linga ranile...

Unde esti to Tepes Doamne?!...

That's it. I'm out of here.

Ion Roata
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din pacate.... - de Dinu Lazar la: 29/01/2005 12:49:16
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
...de aici lipsim:
http://www.ping.be/~nh950509/membership%20nieuw.htm

Dar despre ce e vorba:
http://www.ping.be/~nh950509/QEP%20nieuw.htm

si cum se ajunge acolo:
http://www.ping.be/~nh950509/QEP%20Rules%20and%20regulations.htm

Unde suntem exclusi din start pentru ca fotografu`

b) must be a member of and nominated by his/her National Association. The National Association must be a member of the Federation of European Professional Photographers.

Atunci vad un scenariu... din 2007 nu vor avea voie sa publice in Ro decit membrii FEPP... desi nu ar fi rau un maturioi d`asta...
despre suflet, normal - de florica la: 30/01/2005 01:05:35
(la: SUFLETUL ESTE NEMURITOR)
salut, eu sunt mai noua pe aici :-) mi s-a sugerat de catre o prietena sa-mi vars gandurile in generosul spatiu virtual asa ca here i go
eu cred in suflet, in sufletul fiecarui om si in sufletul comun al tuturor oamenilor (pentru cei care se intreaba, da, asta suna foarte Jung) si cand spun cred, ma refer la faptul ca nu caut dovezi, stiintifice sau nestiintifice. nu sunt genul de persoana religioasa, nu merg la biserica, sunt botezata in ritul crestin-ortodox, dar am mari dileme in legatura cu biserica, mi se pare o forma de institutionalizare a sufletului, a lui dumnezeu, a transcedentalului, a credintei, si am unele "conflicte" nerezolvate cu crestinismul in particular (acum, scuzati cacofoniile, dar e tare tarziu si nu mai stiu cum sa le evit :-) ). cat despre dovezile stiintifice.....hm...dupa un an jumate la facultatea de psihologie, psihologie care by the way se ocupa cu studiul riguros si stiintific al mintii si comportamenului uman, mi-e clar ca cine asteapta dovezi cauta in locul gresit. adica, sufletul in sine n-are nici un sens fara capacitatea de a crede pur si simplu, sufletul este acea putere de a crede, singura de altfel care poate da sens existentei. cand zic sens nu ma refer la logica, ci la inteles, scop, viitor, rost......cat despre nemurire, da, da, da, exista nemurire, e aici langa noi, in noi, in jurul nostru, inghesuita in cel mai simpatic mod in neincapatorul TIMP. de ce zic asta? pentru ca am trecut prin cateva momente, tacute si nespectaculoase de altfel, in care as spune ca am atins cu varful nasului nemurirea...sufletului...sau, ma rog, oricum i-am spune starii de vesnicie.....fac afirmatii cam grave? mda, nu stiu daca le pot explica, cel mai probabil nu, pentru ca esenta acestor experiente este faptul ca sunt atat de subiective....oricum, ca sa explic asa in linii groase as spune ca mi se intampla uneori sa simt o bucurie neexplicabila, sa vad in jurul meu o frumusete imposibila, sa ma simt o persoana nepamanteana, si totul fulgerator pentru ca daca incerc sa ma opresc asupra starii asteia imi fuge pamantul de sub picioare.........a!...si nu ma droghez :-) ...poate doar cartile, uneori.....asa, sa revenim, cam asa cumva sunt experientele mele si eu le simt ca fiind vesnice, ceva care conform perceptiei normale dureaza cateva secunde, dar care daca am avea un organ de simt adegvat ne-am da seam ca nu are sfarsit, poate ca e doar VIATA, in curgerea ei infinita........
hm, am reusit oare sa va spun ceva cu sens (vezi intelesul de mai sus :-) ) in toata prelegera asta fara cap si coada? sper sa fii ridicat ceva intrebari in mintile si...sufletele celor de pe aici, nu de alta dar intrebarile sunt cel mai grozav lucru care ni se poate intampla - ne pun in fata viitorul, frumos ambalat, ca un cadou surpriza :-)
intr-adevar sublime - de stanescoo la: 18/02/2005 11:37:20
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
intr-adevar sublime site-urile recomandate...mi-a placut mult "If you are a victim of a e-frauda, CLICK HERE" :)

cat despre site-urile de turism de mai sus, ramanem cu dordeduca.ro, nu?

cu bine, pe curand
lucian
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Basarabia comparată cu Transilvania - de Simeon Dascalul la: 18/02/2005 16:18:18
(la: Din nou, Trianon)
Va să zică Basarabia şi Bucovina sunt teritorii ruseşti/ucrainene - în care noi i-am invadat pe băştinaşi şi am fost întotdeauna în minoritate?

Rusia ţaristă atinge graniţa Nistrului prima dată în 1792. Până atunci românii şi cei de dincolo şi cei de dincoace de Nistru avuseseră şansa să fie despărţiţi de slavii estici de stepe pustii. De atunci au urmat războaie austro-ruso-turce sau ruso-turce în care ne-am schimbat stăpânitorii. În 1814 ruşii avansaseră, ei voiau ambele principate dunărene, dar au trebuit să se mulţumească cu jumătate din Moldova.

Cu judeţele din sudul Basarabiei lucrurile stau altfel. Au avut până la un punct istoria asemănătoare cu a Dobrogei. Pierdute de Ştefan cel Mare, au mers la turci, de acolo la ruşi. Sudul Basarabiei a fost alipit Moldovei rămase după ce ruşii au mâncat bătaie în războiul Crimeei. Nu cred totuşi că pe marile puteri care au hotărât asta le durea capul de reîntregirea noastră. Ruşii sunt perseverenţi – trec cu armata pe aici în ceea ce noi am numit Războiul de Independenţă şi le iau ca amintire.

Herţa fusese în Vechiul Regat. Molotov o fi inclus-o din greşeală în teritoriile ce le-a negociat cu Ribbentrop ....

Având în vedere că am făcut schimb de populaţie cu bulgarii, Cadrilaterului cred că i s-a pus cruce, ca şi Banatului sârbesc, ca şi părţilor de Crişana şi Maramureş lăsate pe dinafară după prestaţia noastră din primul război.

Revenind la film:

Nu ştiu cum l-ai receptat, dar eu l-am văzut că nu se încurca în gargară europeană şi alte ziceri ipocrite. Sincer, naţionalist şi inedit. Să nu fi fost implicaţi şi noi ar fi fost tare haios de văzut, dacă mă gândesc bine chiar a fost.

Nu prea coerent – probabil datorită faptului că din cinşpe ore au rezultat două. Trebuia să fii foarte atent, la început n-am înţeles cine pe cine asasinase – bucătărie internă de-a lor. Multe poezii – două chiar faine, procesiuni pe munţi, printre care erau inserate enunţuri concrete foarte interesante:
- panslavismul rus - ca idee - şi precursorul KGB-ului - ca antrenor de terorişti - au determinat primul război mondial
- Trianonul a generat tot răul de care are sau a avut parte Europa: nazismul, Holocaustul şi ascensiunea SUA
- Molotov le-a promis toată Transilvania dacă-i lasă baltă pe nemţi, dar ei n-au sărit în schemă că nu erau trădători şi nici nu le plăceau comuniştii
- toate creaţiile artificiale ale Trianonului – Cehoslovacia şi Iugoslavia s-au dus la dracu’; asta va fi şi destinaţia României

Au o memorie tare bună – pomeneau şi de Salonta – câţi români ştiu oare pe unde-i Salonta?

Discuţia de după a fost şi mai interesantă decât filmul. Din partea lor Koltai Gabor si Raffay Erno – doi indivizi de o factură cu totul diferită.

Din partea noastră Emil Hurezeanu, Cristian Tudor Popescu, Florin Constantiniu, Ion Cristoiu. Ultimii doi au avut nişte luări de poziţie tare blânde, Florin Constantiniu care avea suficiente cunoştinţe de istorie ca să-i pună la punct, n-a amintit decât finuţ, subtil de Mohacs şi a lamentat european buna înţelegere româno-ungară şubrezită de filmul ăsta.
Mai duri au fost Cristian Tudor Popescu şi mai ales Hurezeanu.

Ne-am despărţit în bună pace, cu relaţii cordiale şi ziceri de genul: eliberare, redescălecare, „vânt maghiar bate deasupra Carpaţilor”.

Complet de acord cu tine sunt însă referitor la faptul că nu trebuia interzis.
Să-l interzici e o tâmpenie – politica struţului. Ar trebui făcut material didactic. Ar trebui proiectat la deschiderea sesiunii parlamentare. Băsescu şi Tăriceanu ar trebui să-l vadă ori de câte ori trec o lege prin parlament - asta ca să estimeze mai bine preţul majorităţii parlamentare.
cu mandrie va aduc...De unde vin - de Adela Adriana Moscu la: 21/02/2005 19:53:52
(la: Romanii vazuti de romani)
WHERE I COME FROM...
de ADELA A MOSCU

I come from the lands of

the Carpathians Mountains,

where the river of Somes

bears witness to many lovers

soothing each other’s wounds

dreaming for lands of opportunity,

the land of Freedom...

From the Heart of Transylvania

I bring you ballads of longing,

dances of passion, and soothing lullabies.

It was a sunny day of August

I flew over the Ocean of Atlantic

American skies of the seventies

caressed me with their international winds,

lit the path of my destiny

with their bright stars...

So much to see...

so much to feel...

so much to learn...

My open heart absorbed it all,

embraced it all...

So thirsty was my soul for self expression,

My every cell was burning with desire to

make a difference in the hearts

of those who suffer.

I wanted to make beauty

for the sake of healing...

Between two cultures I

I pray for peace,

and here I am

a Citizen of the World

wishing to hug all who are lost,

who are forgotten in the shadows of

indifference, prejudice and hate.

I come from the lands

where birds sing a romance language,

petals of roses are transformed into jams,

flowers of elderberry are made into cold juices

cups of words are found at every corner

with a smile of hope,

red wines overflow at cozy taverns

and no one is alone on holidays,

where friendship lasts a life time

and everyone still has a dream.



Copyright- Adela-Adriana Moscu , January 10, 2005, Lancaster, PA, USA


more poems at www.poezii.ro and www.scrie.com/adela
Draga Dan, - de wild wind la: 22/02/2005 19:58:41
(la: Romanii vazuti de romani)
Cum ar putea sa sune "Buna ziua" ca nuca in perete?
Atunci ar trebui sa sune ca nuca in perete si "Te iubesc".
Nu cred ca este obisnuinta...
Daca .... tu spui in avion, cursa Tarom Paris - Bucuresti, "as dori o cafea va rog" si ti se raspunde "Here it is"... te simti bine ca ai fost inteles? Si atat?
Cu copiii nu-ti dau dreptate... si eu vreau ca copiii mei sa vorbeasca 2 limbi... si romana si engleza... dar prima pe care o vor invata este limba romana... as muri sa mi se spuna "Ma... I'm so tired sa-mi fac patul..."
Am prieteni... cu copii veniti aici la 3-4 ani... si crede-ma vorbesc romaneste foarte bine.. iar engleza... mult mai bine decat multi dintre noi...
Dar ... daca copiii sunt lasati de capul lor... si nu-i corecteaza nimeni cand fac dezacorduri.. sau nu stiu sa formeze pluralul dupa 4 ani de strainatate... Cred sincer ca e vina parintilor.

Referitor la steag... as putea sa intreb... pe toti cei care trec pe aici...cati dintre voi aveti in casa steagul romanesc... ? Eu am unul acasa... iar la birou am 2 unul romanesc si unul canadian...
Da, sunt de acord cu tine... cand spui solidaritate cu poporul care te-a acceptat... dar nu iti negi originea... pentru a fi solidar ... Nu crezi?

Ultima ta intrebare: Am ales wild wind ca nick pentru ca aceasta este porecla data de colegii mei de servici (canadieni)... pe care am acceptat-o din solidaritate. :) in plus este si interesanta... nu crezi?

Multumesc pentru interventie Dan.

W. W. :))



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