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Re: O invitatie la un regal de fotografie - de Dinu Lazar la: 02/02/2004 12:24:56
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
Raspunsul meu sincer la prima intrebare este ca fotografia comerciala nu presupune nici o arta. Mai degraba stiinta, stiinta inalta.
Ca sa faci o buna fotografie comerciala trebuie, teoretic, sa cunosti multa compozitie si estetica, tehnica, sa ai deosebite aptitudini de comunicare vizuala, sa poti sa te integrezi intr-o echipa, sa intelegi ce vrea art directorul sau stilistul sau clientul sau beneficiarul...
Practic insa, de foarte multe ori in Ro e mai important sa cunosti pe cine trebuie unde trebuie si ai comenzi...
Deci, pentru un fotograf comercial, nu as numi ca importante artele vizuale, ca fiind absolut necesare, ci tehnica imaginii si mai ales artele comunicarii si abilitatile de PR...
Eu, exemple, ce sa spun. Fac foarte foarte putina fotografie comerciala cu clienti din tara. Clientii de afara imi spun exact ce trebuie si cum trebuie sa fac pentru a obtine imaginea ce si-o doresc; arta aici iar o consider nula, trebuie tehnica la micron si multe cunostinte de iluminare, cadrare, abilitati de comunicare cu personajele din cadru, dar asta nu e arta, dupa parerea mea. Arta, pentru mine, e atunci cind te plimbi si cerul e violet si faci o poza pe cimp de plinge lumea si primesti sute de emailuri ca ce stepa dementziala; sau cint respectiva imagine are o forta ascunsa care ma face sa simt oricind mirosul reavan al ierbii si sa aud intotdeauna si pe vecie zgomotul clopotelor satelor din zare.
Pe situl meu la sunt niste imagini facute la comanda trustului Getty Images, Inc; iata cum suna ce trebuia sa fac, adica scenariul exact primit cu doua luni inainte:
- please capture a wide variety of shots, including different versions of the same type of shot. The images are for a brochure for the travel agency about the private train ride available, so all images should include the passengers. There are 100 passengers total but you don't need to photograph all of them, just focus on the people that look good, are not too old, are well dresses and photographic. Also to show how the Program Directors (there should be at least 3) help and guide the passengers through the day. No close-ups of the passengers unless you can tell that they're on the train or touring in Constanta
Photos need to be light and bright in quality. Try to avoid dark deep shades whenever possible. Sharp and deep depth of field images. They do not like blurry or soft looking photos. People in general should appear happy and pleasant.
Clients arriving at private railway station (Bucharest-Baneasa railway station)
Exterior shoots of the train - long and medium angles in relationship the station
Clients boarding the train - long and medium angles
PD's assisting clients throughout the day
Conductor or train personal helping the clients
Interiors of the train w/clients enjoying their ride, socializing,etc.
Interior - cafe car with pax and crew
Interior - PDs talking with pax (may have to set this up)
Arrival - Pax getting off train, exterior of train in station, etc.
In Constanta - general shots of pax taking city tour and scenics of the city, pax walking along the boardwalk and after or before their lunch walking on the black sea.
When returning look for the same type of shots as described above.

Ceea ce am citit am incercat sa pun in pagina exact, cit mai exact.

Pozele au placut clientului si au fost cam ce voia... e arta aici?

Asa ca... dupa parerea mea in fotografie arta e una, stiintza, adica poate meseria, e alta.
Cineva poate sa fie un bun artist dar sa fie incapabil sa faca o poza de buletin; si invers... adica... mai ales invers.
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LMC - de Little Eagle la: 07/07/2004 04:08:05
(la: Casuta Postala A Lui LMC)
Dear Sis,
Darling,de n-am fi noi doi pe acest forum...s-ar duce de rapa,avem un fel de atractie intre noi,crede-ma,ceva este pe duci la psalmi,la betie,la cocaine,uneori taci,sa nu vorbim de scuze ca nu scrii...ceva exista...imaginatia mea?O am in maini chiar acum....Ha!Love you girl,love&hate relationship???NO WAY,IT"JUST LOVE!!!!!!!!BELIEVE ME!!!!!
Sa-ti scrii P.O Box,sa-ti scriu,Okay???

Ozzy Osbourne

PS:Azi Sharon(Osbourne),sotia guess who???mi-a trimis postal 4 perechi blue,pink,black,purple.i de ochelari de soare in diverse culori rotunzi,care poarta Ozzy....

God bless you girl...vorba este"Show and tell"e din army si e mai mult legata de soldatii gay.Soon and still...KISSES to you anywhere you want.

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Lectura de vineri - de Dinu Lazar la: 27/08/2004 09:00:31
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
This week's update to PDNOnline includes a lot of news and the debut of a new advice column.

Ask The Experts Forum

Bill Robbins, the successful advertising photographer and member of the Brooks Institute of Photography faculty, is taking business questions from readers this month. This week, Robbins speaks from his own experience to give advice on the best channels for promoting your work, and deciding how a starting-out photographer should price his work. This new forum for asking questions of industry experts is produced by PDN with Brooks Institute of Photography. Visit the forum to submit a question of your own.



-Photojournalist Mario Tama shares a first-person account of covering the aftermath of Hurricane Charley, complete with an eye-popping photo essay.

-FiftyCrows, the grant program, is completely revamped; the goal it to bring socially relevant photography from around the world to a mass audience.

-Who shot Deutsch's splashy new campaign aimed at health care folks.

-What the new stock agency Uppercut is looking for in its images and the deal it offers photographers.

-With the NFL deal now final, Getty and WireImage will compete head-to-head in the commercial sports photo arena.

-People on the Move: Changes in Corbis management; WireImage hires two staff photogs; World Picture News staffs up; an experienced photo editor climbs aboard Digital Railroad; Aperture makes a new hire; IPN Stock adds new photographers.($ premium for subscribers only).

-Letters to Newswire: Readers weigh in on photographer Diana Walker's personal relationship with a subject she's covered; HCB's influence.

-Note: Since our last update, photojournalist Micah Garen has been released unharmed by his captors in Iraq.

-Outtakes: Lots of news from all over: Blogs and highlights from the Olympics. A handy Web site with tips and schedules for the Republican Convention and concurrent protests in New York; the newest danger for photojournalists in Iraq: the Iraqi police.


Next week, look for the first of our articles based on the reader's survey about the Best & Worst Magazines to shoot for, published in our September issue. In the first of these articles (available only online), we'll look at which magazines you rated are the best and worst in terms of rates, speed of payment, rights negotiation, use of photography and other criteria.

Also next week, we'll have more thoughtful advice from Bill Robbins on our Ask the Experts forum. We won't be posting Newswire next week, while our news editor heads to Perpignan for Visa Pour L'Image, but Newswire will return after Labor Day. Bonnes vacances!
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Pt. RSI si Paianjenul - de Muresh la: 05/09/2004 20:05:58
(la: Nasterea din fecioara, demonstrata stiintific ca posibila)
Am cautat , in paralel cu tine , RSI, un link . Am gasit trei link-uri interesante . Primul este (the) "DECLARATION ON THE RELATIONSHIP OF THE CHURCH TO NON-CHRISTIAN RELIGIONS " intr-un link paralel cu al tau , RSI :

Aceasta Declaratie a fost adoptata dupa decesul papei Ioan XXIII in 1963 .

Extrag din aceasta declaratie :

" Even though the Jewish authorities and those who followed their lead pressed for the death of Christ (see Jn 19:6), neither all Jews indiscriminately at that time, nor Jews today, can be charged with the crimes committed during his passion. It is true that the church is the new people of God, yet the Jews should not be spoken of as rejected or accursed as if this followed from holy scripture. Consequently, all must take care, lest in catechizing or in preaching the word of God, they teach anything which is not in accord with the truth of the Gospel message or the spirit of Christ. "

Al doilea link se refera la scurta istorie a adoptarii acestei Declaratii si a intentiei initiale a papei Ioan XXIII care a vrut ca in Declaratie sa apara in mod EXPLICIT anularea invinovatirii de deicid "

Extrag din acest al doilea link :

"after John announced the commencement of the Second Vatican Council, he ordered the Secretariat for Promoting Christian Unity to draw up a document that would speak out against anti-semitism and the notion of Jews as "deicides." He had planned for the so-called "Schema on Ecumenism" to be introduced and ratified during the opening session. He did not anticipate the resistance and popular debate that would eventually lead to the construction of a new document called "The Declaration on the Relationship of the Church to Non-Christian Religions," passed in 31 a later session of the Council, after John's death in 1963……The phrase "the Jews should not be presented as repudiated or cursed by God," which appeared in the final draft, originally included:
in earlier drafts of the Declaration. This phrase was EXCISED before the final draft, a move blasted by Blanshard and other critics as anti-semitic. A less emotional response and more careful inquiry would show that to include (and therefore theologically legitimize) "deicide" in an official Church proclamation would cause untold theological problems;

the Church could not proclaim that God was dead or could even be killed.

Aceasta ultima fraza spune totul : Biserica nu poate sa accepte intr-un document oficial ca Dumnezeu (fiul , ma rog , n.n) ar putea fi ucis .

Al treilea link citeaza din Declaratie si ataca problema dintr-un alt unghi , si eu am scris asta intr-o postare anterioara :

"Nostra Aetate states this central Gospel truth quite clearly: "Christ in his boundless love freely underwent his passion and death because of the sins of all, so that all might attain salvation. Therefore, any presentations that explicitly or implicitly seek to shift responsibility from human sin onto this or that historical group, such as the Jews, can only be said to obscure a core gospel truth. "

Adica Iisus , prin moartea sa a "sters" pana si pacatele evreilor care ,
dupa cele scrise in VT , l-ar fi predat romanilor .

Numai bine ,


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Globalizare, capitalism, viata merge inainte... - de Dinu Lazar la: 13/05/2005 23:22:00
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
SEATTLE, Wash. May 13, 2005 Getty Images, Inc. (NYSE: GYI), the world's leading imagery company, announced today that it will acquire Photonica West from the Tokyo-based Amana Group for $51 million in cash.
Photonica produces and distributes two of the world's leading collections of cutting edge, high-end rights-managed imagery from some of the most talented and creative photographers in Europe, the United States and Japan. These collections are considered the "hidden gems" of the imagery business - highly respected by creative professionals but with limited global sales, marketing and distribution. As a result of this acquisition, both Photonica and Iconica will be distributed via, the de-facto homepage of visual communicators.

The acquisition of the non-Japanese interests of Amana is the first phase of a broader global production and reciprocal distribution relationship between Getty Images, the world leader in imagery and related products and services, and Amana, the leading visual solutions experts in Japan. Getty Images plans to further strengthen its position in the Japanese market by entering into distribution arrangements with Amana to represent Amana's locally relevant content in Japan. Amana will offer some of the major Getty Images collections to its customers in Japan. In addition, Getty Images expects to represent and distribute Amana's imagery to the international market outside of Japan through its unrivaled distribution network.

Getty Images and Amana also plan to co-produce high quality, wholly owned creative photography both in Japan and elsewhere. This joint production capability will provide more choice and higher quality imagery for visual communicators and greater opportunities for photographers everywhere.

"Getty Images and Photonica represent the global gold standards for contemporary, high-end creative imagery," said Jonathan Klein, Getty Images co-founder and CEO. "Combining Getty Images' creative expertise with that of Photonica and Iconica, and leveraging the distribution power of our e-commerce platform, will provide customers with easy access to the very best imagery in the industry, enabling them to do their best work. Furthermore, our relationship with Amana will significantly accelerate our already successful penetration of Japan, the world's second largest market for imagery, and further strengthen's global role as the de facto home page for visual communicators."

The acquisition is expected to have no impact on earnings per diluted share in 2005, and to be accretive to Getty Images earnings per diluted share in 2006.

About Getty Images
Getty Images is the world's leading imagery company, creating and distributing the largest and most relevant collection of still and moving images to communication professionals around the globe and supporting their work with asset management services. From news and sports photography to contemporary and archival imagery, Getty Images'
products are found each day in newspapers, magazines, advertising, films, television, books and Web sites. is the first place customers turn to search, purchase, download and manage powerful imagery. Seattle-headquartered Getty Images is a global company with customers in more than 100 countries. Visit the Getty Images site at
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horica - de Belle la: 19/07/2005 15:23:36
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "4")
ce matinal esti.......

iete un banc:

70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof! The light goes on & I go to the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off!"

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great.But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off?"

Thelma replied, "Darn fool! He's peeing in the fridge again!"
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kate bush - organic acid - de zaraza la: 19/07/2005 23:37:13
(la: Versuri din melodiile voastre preferate...)
ma fascineaza in ultima vreme.

ptr cine e interesat de un download:

He got her drunk very quickly
Holding hands, they found the broom-cupboard
Where he had control as far as the fall
When his hand covered wet hair
She took over among furniture wax
Dust, and the cloying yellow of polishing-cloth
When he was sick, she comforted him

Oh hush, my friend, and sleep
And cuddle to the wind
Sleep on through the waves
That may wet your lover's dream

We have been far through this night long hours
We will go far, tomorrow, out of sight, ooh...

He couldn't do it properly
The disco, the office, the pub,
Had left out those details of delight.
Satisfied, he would collapse out,
Puzzled at why she still squirmed,
Held onto him, tears curling into her mouth
This was something their stories always omitted
That her joy would seem like pain
When he focused after his release.

Do sand and shells and stones
Peep in through your night?
But you should not be hurt
For all will pass with time.

We have been far through this night long hours
We will go far, tomorrow, out of sight, ooh...

In the third week of the relationship
She was tripping on organic acid
Would stop to pick up a rained-out leaf
Would give it tenderly into his hand
Full of dead things before they reached the car

When they drove she sat with mouth open
As though photographed on the impact of a stomach punch
Her right fist gripping the skin of his left leg

Hooking the steering-wheel closer to his heart
He feared her, and slapped out sideways into her face
She entered the cut with her tongue
Gurgling gratitude for the strange taste

Do you fear the dark?
Then hush, and realise
That though the angels never come
Prayers can soothe your mind

We have been far through this night long hour
We will go far, tomorrow, out of sight, ooh...

There was no premonition of the wet Hog's Back
The sportscar slumped, snout into a beech
Their corpses giving the vehicle arms
Petrol and blood at last dripping together
But quick flashes of a planned lunch
Cold red beef, white cloth by a cherrywood fire
Game pie, and for him two pints of colder beer
The winter air tucking under their eyelids
As they spun on the gravel at Clandon
Their hands steaming from quick moisture
The aromatic finger drawn up to his nostril
Dazed after mutual masturbation
They zigzagged into a conservative end

Oh hush, my friend, asleep.
My favourite ever - de Alexandra_18 la: 29/10/2005 21:59:49
(la: Topul 100 citate celebre din filme)
"...There's not an ounce of excitement, Not a whisper of a thrill. And this relationship has all the passion of a pair of tick mice. I want you to get swept away out there. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish. Be deliriously happy - or at least leave yourself open to be."

"I know, it's a cornball thing. But Love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can't live without. I say fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find them? Well... forget your head and listen to your heart."

"Cause the truth is there's no sense living life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love... well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived."

"Stay open. Who knows. Lightning could strike...."

-Anthony Hopkin's character, "Meet Joe Black"
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Iata o pozitie crestina mai " - de Cassandra la: 26/12/2005 12:46:25
(la: Oamenii nu se trag din maimuta)
Iata o pozitie crestina mai "rationala" - cea a crestinilor care nu interpreteaza biblia in mod texutal asa cum s-ar citi un manual de stiinta, ceea ce le permite sa accepte evolutia si alte rezultate stiintifice fiind in acelasi timp buni crestini. Cum afirma ei insisi, adevarul religios are o alta semnificatie decit adevarul stiintific, scopul acestuia nefiind acela de a transmite informatia stiintifica, ci de a transforma inimi. Dorinta lor este ca stiinta sa ramina stiinta si religia, religie, doua forme diferite dar complementare de a cauta adevarul.

Clergy Letter Project.
More than 10,000 US clergy have signed the following statement:

Within the community of Christian believers there are areas of dispute and disagreement, including the proper way to interpret Holy Scripture. While virtually all Christians take the Bible seriously and hold it to be authoritative in matters of faith and practice, the overwhelming majority do not read the Bible literally, as they would a science textbook. Many of the beloved stories found in the Bible -- the Creation, Adam and Eve, Noah and the ark -- convey timeless truths about God, human beings, and the proper relationship between Creator and creation expressed in the only form capable of transmitting these truths from generation to generation. Religious truth is of a different order from scientific truth. Its purpose is not to convey scientific information but to transform hearts.

We the undersigned, Christian clergy from many different traditions, believe that the timeless truths of the Bible and the discoveries of modern science may comfortably coexist. We believe that the theory of evolution is a foundational scientific truth, one that has stood up to rigorous scrutiny and upon which much of human knowledge and achievement rests. To reject this truth or to treat it as "one theory among others" is to deliberately embrace scientific ignorance and transmit such ignorance to our children. We believe that among God's good gifts are human minds capable of critical thought and that the failure to fully employ this gift is a rejection of the will of our Creator. To argue that God's loving plan of salvation for humanity precludes the full employment of the God-given faculty of reason is to attempt to limit God, an act of hubris. We urge school board members to preserve the integrity of the science curriculum by affirming the teaching of the theory of evolution as a core component of human knowledge. We ask that science remain science and that religion remain religion, two very different, but complementary, forms of truth.

"Arma cea mai formidabila impotriva erorilor de orice fel, este ratiunea" Thomas Paine, 1794
Dracu` se facu frate cu lacu` - de Dinu Lazar la: 10/02/2006 06:44:08
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
FEBRUARY 9, 2006 - 14:18 ET

iStockphoto Joins Getty Images as Explosive Growth Continues;
Expansion into Social Media Opens New Markets for Industry Leader

CALGARY, Alberta--(CCNMatthews - Feb 9, 2006) -

iStockphoto, the world's leading stock photography community,
today announced that it has been acquired by Getty Images, Inc.
(NYSE:GYI), the world's leading creator and distributor of visual content.
The acquisition underscores the growing importance of social media and places
Getty Images at the forefront of the explosive growth of the imagery
industry's value segment.

"We took a look at where we wanted to go and found Getty Images singularly
capable of helping us get there," said Bruce Livingstone, iStockphoto founder,
CEO and president. "This new relationship will greatly extend the reach of our
contributors, exposing their work to untapped global markets. By joining Getty
Images, we see tremendous room for growth and a chance to bring even more
photographers and image buyers together. It's a very exciting time."

"We have pioneered most of the important developments in the imagery industry
in the last ten years. This time we want to help grow and champion the sort of
revolutionary thinking iStockphoto represents as we lead the imagery business
to the next stage of growth, serving all markets at every price point," said
Jonathan Klein, Getty Images' co-founder and CEO. "Getty Images is committed
to supporting iStockphoto as a community of participation and innovation."

iStockphoto will continue operating as a separate brand while gaining access
to resources that will help build and expand the community's global reach.
Bruce Livingstone, who pioneered the micropayment stock photography business
model, will remain at the helm of iStockphoto.

The acquisition demonstrates that Getty Images recognizes, supports and
embraces the power of the culture of participation that is sweeping the
Web and is continuing to implement its stated strategy of serving image
buyers at all price points on all platforms and in all markets.

About iStockphoto

iStockphoto,, the world's first, largest and
most innovative community marketplace for digital imagery, pioneered the
micropayment phenomenon in this industry, enabling buyers to license images
for as little as a dollar. In partnership with its members, iStockphoto has
turned community into commerce, transforming the digital imagery market by
encouraging passionate dialogue and education, while making imagery affordable
to businesses that may not have licensed imagery otherwise. iStockphoto is
headquartered in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

About Getty Images

Getty Images (NYSE:GYI) is the world's leading creator and distributor of
visual content and the first place creative professionals turn to discover,
purchase and manage imagery. The company's award-winning photographers and
imagery help customers create inspiring work which appears every day in the
world's most influential newspapers, magazines, advertising campaigns, films,
television programs, books and Web sites. Headquartered in Seattle, WA and
serving customers in more than 100 countries, Getty Images believes in
the power of imagery to drive positive change, educate, inform, and entertain.
Visit Getty Images at
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jianu - de donquijote la: 15/10/2006 23:57:49
(la: de ce credeti in dumnezeu?)
din wikipedia ( .) ...
sublinierea in bold imi apartine pentru ca ne referim la cartea lui iov si mai ales la semnificatia conceptului de diavol/satan in vt, care dupa cum am afirmat cateva postari mai jos nu exista.

In Judaism there is no concept of a devil like in Christianity or Islam. In Hebrew, the biblical word ha-satan means adversary or obstacle, or even "the prosecutor" (recognizing that God is viewed as the ultimate Judge).

In the book of Job (Iyov), ha-satan is the title, not the proper name, of an angel submitted to God; he is the divine court's chief prosecutor. In Judaism ha-satan does not make evil, rather points out to God the evil inclinations and actions of humankind. In essence ha-satan has no power unless humans do evil things.
After God points out Job's piety, ha-satan asks for permission to test the faith of Job. The righteous man is afflicted with loss of family, property, and later, health, but he still stays faithful to God. At the conclusion of this book God appears as a whirlwind, explaining to all that divine justice is inscrutable with human intellect. In the epilogue Job's possessions are restored and he has a second family to "replace" the one that died.

There is no evidence in Torah, or in the books of the Prophets and other writings, to suggest that God created an evil being. In fact, the Book of Isaiah, Job, Ecclesiastes, and Deuteronomy all have passages which God is credited for creating both the good and the evil of this world.

Also in book of Job some might notice that God and Satan strangely talk like old friends and it gives a bit of a sight into the God&Satan relationship.

The Hebrew word for evil used above is usually translated as 'calamity', 'disaster' or 'chaos'.

bineinteles, cine-l cauta (pe diavol) il gaseste in orice, fara legatura cu logica. :)

ps credeam ca personajul noe apare doar in biblie. n-am auzit de alte surse...

donquijote - de Jianu Neridan la: 16/10/2006 22:54:50
(la: de ce credeti in dumnezeu?)
Incapatanarea sa stii ca nu e o virtute.
Cuvantul Satan chiar asta inseamna- impotrivitor, adversar.
Daca-ti place sa citesti in engleza ai aici Biblia in engleza King James Version. (
Nu sunt de acord cu comentariul tau. E absurd. De ex.:"God and Satan strangely talk like old friends and it gives a bit of a sight into the God&Satan relationship".Tu-ti dai seama ce sustii? Dumnezeu prieten cu diavolul?!? (pot sa-ti explic daca vrei despre ce e vorba aici)
Sunt o multime de texte unde Domnul Isus arata ca Satan e dusmanul Lui si al nostru. Citeste te rog cu atentie. Daca vrei sa te verifici ai traducerea Cornilescu pe (scrisa si in format audio).
Eu nu-l caut pe diavol, ci pe Hristos.
Daca vrei pot sa-ti recomand niste carti foarte bune.
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de dimineata:) - de Horia D la: 17/11/2006 15:33:15
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "10")
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America:
Kentuckians, Tennessee and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore;


1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."



6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."


12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUEFIED GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."


4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."



7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." (We have a few of these!)

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "MALE CLEAVAGE."
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Ceva interesant - de anggee2002 la: 30/01/2007 06:12:34
(la: Dragostea platonică: un "mit" dărâmat?)
Iata o viziune interesanta - mie mi se pare a fi descrierea perfecta a iubirii platonice:

"Platonic lovers are not impulsive lovers. They aren’t physical, but are characterized by being more emotional and intellectual than passionate. Friendship or love of this type, like other relations, is based on the pleasure that is derived from each other’s company, but the relationship here is predominated by thoughts and imagination. The love doesn’t live outside but inside. Platonic love, in which the loved person is idealized, is part of a dream. With the platonic love, the people idealize one person in the fantasy of the thoughts, with feelings of love, in a very creative way. This love builds an illusion in a no-love world of disillusion and it is this love, which has inspired poets and artists of all times."
Si - de thebrightside la: 29/03/2007 12:03:02 Modificat la: 29/03/2007 12:04:58
(la: ICE)
Ca sa vezi unde ajungi pana la urma:


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hop si io - de anisia la: 01/06/2007 11:55:40
(la: Ce carte esti?)
io sunt Anne of Green Gables - L.M.Montgomery:
Bright, chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage cheese, you make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You're impulsive, rash, honest, and probably don't have a great relationship with your parents. People hurt your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters. You spell your name with an E and you want everyone to know about it.

ie-te potriveala naibii :))
incitant - de sarabi la: 01/06/2007 12:26:08
(la: Ce carte esti?)
You're Anne of Green Gables!
by L.M. Montgomery
Bright, chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage cheese, you make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You're impulsive, rash, honest, and probably don't have a great relationship with your parents. People hurt your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters. You spell your name with an E and you want everyone to know about it.

si uite asa...apare dorinta de a citi o carte care, poate, nu ar fi reprezentat un interes deosebit
looool - de Intruder la: 11/04/2008 01:13:52
(la: Trenul foamei)
Honey, nu stiu daca-i coincidentza dar uite ce reclama imi apare sub textul tau:

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*** - de proletaru la: 10/04/2009 13:37:51 Modificat la: 10/04/2009 13:38:55
(la: Spatiu pentru tavalit de ras)

1)Esti la o petrecere si vezi un tip super. Te duci la el si ii spui:'Sunt foarte buna la pat'.
Asta e Marketing Direct.

2)Esti la o petrecere cu niste prieteni si vezi un tip super. Unul din prietenii tai se duce si ii spune: 'Tipa aceea e foarte buna la pat.'
Asta e Publicitate.

3)Esti la o petrecere si vezi un tip super. Ii ceri nr. de tel. Dupa o zi il
suni si ii spui: ' Sunt buna la pat'.
Asta e Telemarketing.

4)Esti la o petrecere si vezi un tip super. Il recunosti. Te duci la el si ii improspatezi memoria:'Iti aduci aminte ce buna sunt la pat?'
Asta e Customer Relationship Management.

5)Esti la o petrecere si vezi un tip super. Te ridici, iti aranjezi rochia, te duci la el, si il inviti sa bea ceva. Ii spui cat de bine miroase, ii lauzi costumul, ii oferi o tigara si ii spui:'Sunt foarte buna la pat.'
Asta e Relatii cu Publicul.

6)Esti la o petrecere si vezi un tip super. Te apropii si ii spui:'Sunt foarte buna la pat' si-i mai arati si un san.
Asta e Merchandising.

7)Esti la o petrecere si vezi un tip super. El vine la tine si iti spune: 'Am auzit ca esti foarte buna la pat.'
Asta e Brandul- puterea marcii.


1)Esti la o petrecere si vezi o tipa super. Te duci la ea si ii spui:'Sunt foarte bun la pat si rezist toata noapte fara oprire'.
Asta e Publicitate Falsa si se pedepseste conform legii
om - de PROUDFRECKLED la: 13/03/2012 14:22:42
(la: Dacia noastra)
aci gasesti cateva date de pornire. Nu-i studiul propriu-zis, ai date ca sa-l cauti in revistele tale de specialitate. :)

Ancient (aDNA) extracted from skeletal remains (bones and teeth) of 50 old individuals from the Bronze and Iron Age excavated from different archeological sites from Romania,

- Modern DNA isolated from 300 blood samples collected from modern Romanian people, after their inform consent.

Our results revealed as follows:

- Old human populations from the Bronze and Iron Ages from Romania have shown closer genetic relationship to Turks of indo-European origin, but also with modern Romanian, Greek and Italian populations,

- Modern Romanians were genetically closer to modern Bulgarians and Greeks.

Based on our results, we may conclude that old human populations from the Bronze and Iron Ages from Romania have might contributed to the foundation of modern Romanian genetic pool.
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