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Talking dog - de adynet1 la: 31/10/2009 21:27:35
(la: Spatiu pentru tavalit de ras)

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.


'You talk?' he asks.


'Yep,' the Lab replies.



After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.


'Ten dollars,' the guy says..


'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.’

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Probable incendie criminel dans un collège-lycée israélite en - de Ingrid la: 15/11/2003 13:25:00
(la: Antisemitism)
Probable incendie criminel dans un collège-lycée israélite en région parisienne
Un collège-lycée israélite dévasté par un incendie probablement criminel

Un établissement scolaire israélite a été dévasté par le feu samedi à Gagny (Seine-Saint-Denis), provoquant la colère de la communauté juive mais aussi celle du gouvernement qui a exprimé sa révolte et son indignation.

"La République française ne peut tolérer aucun acte antisémite et l'école plus que tout autre lieu doit demeurer le lieu de la tolérance et du respect", a affirmé Jacques Chirac.

L'incendie s'est déclaré peu après 03h00 dans une ancienne usine acquise par l'association juive orthodoxe Merkaz Hatorah, dont les élèves travaillent dans un bâtiment mitoyen épargné par les flammes. Les pompiers ont engagé une soixantaine d'hommes et neuf grosses lances pour lutter contre le sinistre qui n'a pas fait de blessés.

En fin d'après-midi, l'origine criminelle de cet incendie ne faisait plus guère de doute. Une information judiciaire a été ouverte pour "destructions volontaires" commises en raison de l'appartenance du propriétaire ou de l'utilisateur "à une ethnie, une nation, une race ou une religion", a annoncé le procureur de la République de Bobigny.

L'enquête, qui "sera poursuivie avec la plus grande détermination", selon le procureur Jean-Paul Simonnot, a été confiée au service départemental de police judiciaire de Seine-Saint-Denis. L'instruction sera effectuée par le juge Roger Le Loire. Selon une source policière, cette enquête promet d'être "longue et difficile".

"Depuis la loi du 3 février 2003, ces faits sont désormais passibles de 20 ans de réclusion criminelle ainsi que de 150.000 euros d'amende", a rappelé le ministre de la Justice, Dominique Perben.

Pour le ministre de l'intérieur Nicolas Sarkozy, venu sur place dans la matinée, "les mots d'antisémitisme doivent être prononcés. L'honnêteté, c'est que l'on ne nie pas l'évidence. Quand on met le feu dans une école juive, il m'est difficile de ne pas penser qu'il ne s'agit pas d'un acte antisémite".

Le ministre de l'Education nationale, Luc Ferry, a exprimé sa "consternation", le Premier ministre Jean-Pierre Raffarin sa "vive émotion". Puis, au cours de l'après-midi, le ministre délégué à l'Enseignement scolaire, Xavier Darcos, a évoqué à son tour à Gagny la "révolte du gouvernement français".

Sous contrat avec l'Education nationale, l'école privée juive, située Chemin des bourdons à Gagny, n'est fréquentée que par des garçons. Ses bâtiments accueillent 130 collégiens et 70 lycéens, selon le recteur, M. Saint-Girons. "Il faut maintenant trouver des locaux-relais, soit dans des bâtiments démontables, soit autrement, pour les maternelles et les primaires", a ajouté le recteur.

Le préfet de Seine-Saint-Denis, Michel Sappin, a précisé que Gagny et les villes proches de Villemomble et du Raincy étaient situées dans "un secteur calme de Seine-Saint-Denis".

"Il y a dans ce secteur une importante communauté israélite, mais il n'y a pas de problème en général. (...) Aucune menace n'avait été proférée dans les jours précédents", a-t-il ajouté.

Infg/seb-mba/jfb/mfo/ei


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It's not that I'm afraid to d - de mikhayah la: 23/04/2004 19:16:14
(la: Viata gay...romaneasca!)
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Mai oameni buni, mai lasati biblia si coranul in pace...cum nu are cineva un argument, hopa la cartile sfinte. Sunt curios daca aceia care le invoca atat de asiduu ca litera a unei judecati divine (altminteri refuzate fiintei umane de cartile insesi) le aplica lor insilor, in viata de zi cu zi.
Crestinii au ales demult credinta ca fiind o optiune personala, si nu ca temei de aruncat cu pietre.
Cine doreste sa isi faca din religie un cod integral de viata (moral, social, politic) ar fi bine sa faca un 'upgrade' la Islamism.
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Kitsch,Kitsc,Kits,Kit,Ki,K - de Little Eagle la: 24/06/2004 01:29:57
(la: Cum ati defini kitsch-ul?)
Dear brothers&sisters,

Lumea e plina de asa ceva,pe scurt inseamna prost gust,in Texas coarne de bouri la radiatorul Cadillacului,imbracaminte socanta in culori vibrante,cumva personal mie mi-au placut f. mult punkers,fete si tipi,nu era nimic kitsch in ei,ci doar rebeliune si cu asta sunt de acord.
Vorbesc de mode aiurite ce se vor sofisticate.
Alt ex.: John Travolta in ...Saturday night fever si de fapt toti acei ani de chin disco care ma adusesera in cel mai mare hal de disperare,si ca raspuns mereu puneam vol. la maxim cu Black Sabbath,Led Zeppelin,Deep Purple,Jethro Tull Pink Floyd,Genesis,Yes,Motorhead,Judas Priest,Iron Maiden.....to blast away the shit of disco and that crap from those stupid 80's years!.

In muzica deci a fost si e kitsch si azi,in artele plastice....pe vremea cand eram eu la Tonitza,prin 1973,noi studentii aveam alta denumire in lo de kitsch:arta de gang!Pt. ca de obicei arta asta era prin ganguri pe Lipscani ori in cartiere vreun magazin....vecin cu vreo ..cizmarie!

dar desigur ca astfel de arta comes with the teritory(in expresie),adica,la astfel de arte si gusturi neaparat vor exista si oameni pe masura si simbioza e creata.Pe aici pe la noi ii numim fie white trash,sau red necks,sau pur si simplu,morons!Adica oameni fara educatie ,si o anume market trebuie sa existe si pt. ei...

Culmea e ca acestia cred ca un Van Gogh sau Monet e o porcarie in comparatie cu ...superbul tablou ce-l au pe perete in casa ori in mobil home ce reprezinta un raulet in padure cu pietroaie si undeva pe o stanca e un lup ce urla la luna....
Chestia e ca in esenta nu conteaza subiectul ci CUM este realizat in compozitie si culori....Cezanne,ori Gauguin ar face o capodopera din acelasi subiect!
Si NU ar fi deloc kitsch!

Dar da imi aduc aminte cat am trait jumate din viata mea in Ro.acele picturici real nasoale si ca subiect si ca executie,clasicul cos cu piersici,prune,mere,pere etc,clasicul cu trandafiri si desigur,la piece de resistance: PEPENELE verde cu dungi si o felie taiata pusa"artistic" langa el,poate ca diversificare,un ciorchine de struguri intr-un colt,dar mai la intuneric,nu cumva sa ia rolul principal al actorului,felia de pepene.

Dar totusi parca si mai tare era portretul tzigancii cu trandafiri la ureche.

Asa ca eu definesc kitsch-ul drept expresia de prost gust creata anume pt. oameni de prost gust.

Prostul gust vine in multe forme si feluri,este greu sa schimbi gustul omului cand se naste si traieste din prost gust,eu cred ca e vorba si de ceva ereditar la mijloc.
Daca toti cei care existam in acest cerc(cafeneaua) ne analizam,vedem ca suntem o lume aparte,altfel nu am mai discuta unii cu altii,suntem iesiti din ramele tablourilor cu pepeni si tziganci.Intelectul isi gaseste un numitor comun,indiferent de :"certuri" pe subiecte(nu cred in ele,dar to be free spirited helps us a lot to find ourselves better and I beleieve we love one with another very much,we are brothers and sisters!)

dar simultan cu lumea noastra e o alta,mai simpla,a kitsch-ului.Alti oameni,alte idei si o lene in a gandi,dar trebuie sa-i ajutam ori voi ce credeti? Sa-i lasam sa zaca in ignoranta?Sa facem misto de gusturile lor?Ei fac misto de ale noastre,undeva nu exista o conexiune de mii de ani chiar.
Inca nu stiu un real raspuns,astept ajutor de la voi,de aceea suntem un cerc si ne spunem parerile,sa nu fim egoisti.

In final si cei cu gusturi kitsch,sunt fratii si surorile mele.As fi un ipocrit daca le-as critica gusturile.
Critic pe cei ce creaza kitsch-ul,pt ca nu sunt sinceri.E foarte usor sa te cobori la mintea unui copil si sa vada in tine pe egalul lui,mai greu e sa-l aduci la mintea ta si sa vada in tine intelepciune dar si copilarie in acelasi timp.

Love&peace,
Ozzy(Little Eagle Who Cries)

"Knowledge was inherent in all things.The world was a library..."

Chief Luther Standing Bear(Oglala Sioux-Lakota/1840-1904)



















































...shit, mi-a zis nevasta ca - de SB_one la: 13/07/2004 22:13:02
(la: Cine merge vara asta in România? si unde?)
...shit, mi-a zis nevasta ca nu am voie sa plec cu voi...

SB
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it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice !
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There was this couple that ha - de SB_one la: 03/09/2004 20:52:38
(la: Femeia)
There was this couple that had been married for 20
> years. Every time they made love the husband always
> insisted on shutting off the lights. Well,after 20
> years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
> she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one
> night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
> screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
> She looked down and saw her husband was holding
> battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft,
> wonderful and larger than a "real one." She went
> completely ballistic. "You impotent bum," she screamed
> at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these
> years? You better explain yourself !". The husband
> looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids."




SB
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it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice !
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Am ascultat piesa On That Day - de Daniel Racovitan la: 09/10/2004 15:07:55
(la: Leonard Cohen - un nou album)
Am ascultat piesa On That Day , si m-a dezamagit. Linie melodica plata, voce fara vlaga, obosita, neinteresanta. Pacat.

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"Hey, where' the magic?" - "The magic? The magic is gone."
(Bagdad Cafe)
Trist! The things that com - de Horia D la: 08/11/2004 18:26:56
(la: Itinerariu RER - calatorii in Ile de France)
Trist!

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
You go "K" The things that - de Horia D la: 10/11/2004 15:02:18
(la: Fahrenheit 9/11)
You go "K"

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
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ha ha ha The things that c - de Horia D la: 11/11/2004 18:08:07
(la: O doamna adevarata poarta ciorapi)
ha ha ha

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
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Hop si eu! The things that - de Horia D la: 19/11/2004 15:30:01
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata)
Hop si eu!

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
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TGIF !! The things that co - de Horia D la: 19/11/2004 15:49:22
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata)
TGIF !!

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
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Horia :)) The things that - de Horia D la: 22/11/2004 00:57:57
(la: doar din curiozitate...)
Horia :))

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
bull shit ... - de yrch la: 28/11/2004 23:25:49
(la: Alegeri 2004 - Estimarile la iesirea de la urne (exit-poll))
bull shit ...
poeziile mele preferate... - de nebunica la: 29/11/2004 14:07:10
(la: Cele mai frumoase poezii)
1. E.E. Cummings - you said Is (XIII)

you said Is
there anything which
is dead or alive more beautiful
than my body,to have in your fingers
(trembling ever so little)?
Looking into
your eyes Nothing,i said,except the
air of spring smelling of never and forever.

....and through the lattice which moved as
if a hand is touched by a
hand(which
moved as though
fingers touch a girl's
breast,
lightly)
Do you believe in always,the wind
said to the rain
I am too busy with
my flowers to believe,the rain answered




2. E.E. Cummings - i carry your heart with me

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)



3. Edgar Allan Poe - Alone

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view


4. E.E. Cummings - I Am A Beggar Always


i am a beggar always
who begs in your mind

(slightly smiling, patient, unspeaking
with a sign on his
chest
BLIND)yes i

am this person of whom somehow
you are never wholly rid(and who

does not ask for more than
just enough dreams to
live on)
after all, kid

you might as well
toss him a few thoughts

a little love preferably,
anything which you can't
pass off on other people: for
instance a
plugged promise-

the he will maybe (hearing something
fall into his hat)go wandering
after it with fingers;till having

found
what was thrown away
himself
taptaptaps out of your brain, hopes, life
to(carefully turning a
corner)never bother you any more



5. e.e. cummings - the boys i mean are not refined

the boys i mean are not refined
they go with girls who buck and bite
they do not give a fuck for luck
they hump them thirteen times a night

one hangs a hat upon her tit
one carves a cross on her behind
they do not give a shit for wit
the boys i mean are not refined

they come with girls who bite and buck
who cannot read and cannot write
who laugh like they would fall apart
and masturbate with dynamite

the boys i mean are not refined
they cannot chat of that and this
they do not give a fart for art
they kill like you would take a piss

they speak whatever's on their mind
they do whatever's in their pants
the boys i mean are not refined
they shake the mountains when they dance



Ce spuneti de:
" Do you believe in always,the wind
said to the rain
I am too busy with
my flowers to believe,the rain answered..."?
ozzy, relax - de Belle la: 03/12/2004 16:09:47
(la: SUNTEM NOI O COMUNITATE?)
pacat sa-ti creasca tensiunea la 9 dimineata pentru nimic

de unde pana unde zici ca nu fac diferenta intre gluma si serios... ar fi cazul sa vezi realitatea, aici eu cred ca NIMIC nu e serios. de asta si prefer subiectul cu trancaneala de care-ti permiti sa-ti bati joc fara nici un drept. acolo nimeni nu se cearta cu nimeni, toti sunt mai destinsi si uita de mizeriile si mitocania altora.....

si de unde-ai scos chestia cu atacul, in special la trancaneala. ai inceput sa inventezi sau te crezi mai important decat esti. nobody gives enough shit for that, avem lucruri mai bune de facut decat sa discutam despre tine. get over yourself and learn to be human.

cat despre craciun si ce fac eu in acest spirit, nu trebuie sa-ti dau tie socoteala si nici sa ma justific fata de tine. incearca sa n-o mai iei razna pe motive politice sau sa te-arati cat esti tu de umanitar, ca nu intereseaza pe nimeni.

o singura fapta inteleapta ai facut, in sfarsit, sa ma pui pe ignore. macar asa nu vei mai avea ocazia sa vezi ce scriu. nu vad cine-ti da dreptul sa "studiezi" si sa judeci ce zic altii pe subiecte care nici macar nu te intereseaza. de cand stateai "in umbra" ca anonim luni de zile, si-acum ca tot continui sa urmaresti orice miscare si orice basina trasa de altii, personal ma simt spionata. ar trebui sa-ti pun in fata placutza "private property, no tresspassing" poate macar asa sa pastrezi distanta si sa nu-ti bagi nasul in ciorba altuia.
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Hey, I second that.. si eu am - de Horia D la: 04/12/2004 17:41:10
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata)
Hey, I second that.. si eu am de dat jos niste pounds...

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
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Anisia:)) The things that - de Horia D la: 05/12/2004 22:18:34
(la: Cine zicea ca nu poti cumpara fericirea)
Anisia:))

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
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Think:)) The things that c - de Horia D la: 07/12/2004 18:29:40
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata)
Think:))

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
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boo-hoo!! The things that - de Horia D la: 19/01/2005 02:48:30
(la: pentru suflet)
boo-hoo!!

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.



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