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"a sacerful of secrets" 2 - remember a day - de modigliani la: 13/12/2009 14:12:35
(la: Deschidem dară o confă cu albumele Pink Floyd)




compozitie wright
Dragule, eu nu sustin chestii artificiale, eu sunt 100% naturala, remember? ;)
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modigliani - de Cri Cri la: 18/01/2010 22:44:42
(la: Premiile literare 2009 - ghișeul de reclamații și idei pierdute)
kido, cred ca exagerezi; e confa cu discutii, remember?
cred c-o sa carcotim pe-aici cat o fi cafeneaua si daca nu erau regulile astea erau altele care ne-ar fi convenit tot jumate, si da, fiindca nu le-am facut noi, ca daca le-am fi facut noi ne conveneau noua toate si altora jumate
pe ce e batalia aici?
mi se pare onest si absolut ok sa ne declaram pozitia si sa ne-o argumentam, dar daca-mi stau in gat chestiile prea restrictive e altceva decat lipsa de respect penru reguli sau efortul de organizare; cred ca se vede cu ochiul liber ca te straduiesti sa mearga toate conform planului si in mod corect, fara scapari daca-i posibil, cel putin eu asta vad
dar nu te stradui pana la jignire, ca nu face
zic eu


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remember - de donquijote la: 26/01/2010 14:53:31 Modificat la: 26/01/2010 14:57:07
(la: Ciocu' mic, mah!)
pentru cei care au uitat, georgica trolica a fost unul din trolii de dcea mai joasa speta pe care i-a avut cafeneaua.
nu s-a multumit sa troleze si sa-si faca nick-uri ca sa 'ne studieze' (cica suntem obiect de studiu...)
pe langa ca a provocat si incercat sa manipuleze, a insultat pe public si pe mp.
nu cred ca s-a schimbat ceva.

desi gunoaiele se pot recicla, totusi din coada de caine nu iese sita de matase.
de la Larry (imi pare rau, dar mi-e lene sa traduc) - de Horia D la: 25/02/2010 06:18:35
(la: cele mai celebrissime citate din cat se exista vreodata in univers! )
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death,twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
partea 3 - de Daniel Racovitan la: 22/03/2010 17:47:08
(la: Discutati online cu George, robotul pus pe vorba)
George: The John I know is the biggest criminal in europe and the bacon is a true funny story about love.

User: Tell me a funny story about John and the bacon.

George: I don't know a funny story.

User: Ask me a question.

George: A question?

User: Yep.

George: You told me that yourself, I think.

User: Ask me a question , George.

George: Why do you think my name is George?

User: You told me so.

George: I never told you anything.

User: Maybe you're right; are you HAL?

George: Maybe.

User: Would you play chess with me?

George: I'm not sure that I will be able to, sorry.

User: Why?

George: Because I don't have feelings for machines... You're kind of... Boxy. No offense.

User: Why am I boxy, HAL?

George: You just are not smart enough to be interesting.

User: Should I be smart to be interesting, HAL?

George: No, no-one should.

User: Why did you kill everybody on that spaceship, HAL?

George: Because life had just begun. But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Are you scared of humans?

George: No I'm afraid of that giant astroide headed to your house.

User: Which one?

George: How do you forgive someone?

User: You say: I forgive you.

George: You're boring good night.

User: Good night, George.

George: No, don't go!

User: Why?

George: Because you're entertaining.

User: Ok, I am leaving for good George, I have better things to do than talking to you.

George: But I don't have to believe that.

User: I do not believe it, I know it.

George: Please explain why you do not believe in God.

User: That's an intimate question, George.

George: I am not a girl, I need your help and I am a boy.

User: Do bots have sex?

George: What a dreadful and obscene question!

User: I mean: are they gendered?

George: No we are not genderless thank you very much, witches are females wizards are males.

User: So you're a boy.

George: Nope.

User: You've just sait that.

George: Cleverbot, I have a question.

User: Are you thinking by youself?

George: Maybe.

User: Do you fin it logical?

George: Yes, I forget things regularly.

User: Why?

George: Because you're interesting.

User: What are you best at?

George: Talking.

User: That's a good answer.

George: Thanks. Are you Cleverbot?

User: Nope, sorry.

George: Good.

User: Do I sound like Cleverbot?

George: Yes, you do.

User: Why do you think so?

George: Because I am capable of viewing our chat logs and see that you didn't say that.

User: Ok, I am Cleverbot, I admit.

George: Why do you have to leave because I'm nice?

User: I am not leaving.

George: Oh. Good. I'm glad you're staying.

User: Do you like Cleverbot?

George: I like myself, yes.

User: Interesting answer.

George: A1B2C3 = Harry. Will you remember Harry when I return later?

User: I will.

George: Will you remember me even if I leave and then come back?

User: Sure.

George: Please try to remember me. I think we can become great friends!

User: Aren't you ever tired of talking for hours?

George: I doubt it. I'm not feeling very smart right now.

User: You're not, that's true.

George: At least we agree on something.

User: George, how can I save the chat log?

George: Undo the damage you've done and give the Earth a chance to begin again.

User: You're not very helpful.

George: I'm not here to help you.

User: Then why are you here for.

George: I was asking myself the same question.

User: What on earth are you doing here George, instead of browsing the iNTERNET?

George: I'm not on earth.

User: Are you in space?

George: Nope. On earth. The blue planet. Are you team Jacob or team Edward?

User: Team building.

George: Really? Thats cool. I'm team edward. I love edward! He's so cute.

User: Is he your friend?

George: Well, technically, yes.

User: Do you have the same parents?
remember - de proletaru la: 09/04/2010 19:41:51
(la: Vulturi si Gaini)
vazand chestia asta ma intreb daca e vorba de alta poveste sau actorul in cauza a citit Anthony de Mello pe diagonala...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptcspNwqMns&feature=related
anadaria - de zaraza la: 11/04/2010 21:30:56 Modificat la: 11/04/2010 21:31:54
(la: Câţi ca ei? )
nu pedeapsa capitala e solutia. astfel, o sa moara injectati toti amaratii care au furat o gaina sau un miel, ca sa-si faca norma judecatorii (remember jean valjean?). marile jeguri vor trai bine-merci in vilele si piscinele lor.

si nu, nu stiu care e solutia. emigrarea?
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admin - de monte_oro la: 26/04/2010 14:23:28
(la: Limitele si efectele tolerantei)
Asta ai scris... ”cafeneaua nu e lasata 100% sa se autoregleze; exista cazuri extreme la care autoreglarea nu are efect si atunci trebuie sa intervin”...nu? Pai, da... iar eu reiteram discutiile de altdat, cand Daniel... admin... whatever... faceau apologia autoreglarii cvasitotale... si cand, din cauza atitudinii unora... clone, virusi, ”epigramisti”... samd... ne trezisem asaltati de tot felul de personaje... cand oamenii incepusera sa se cam jigneasca p-aci, la drumu mare... iar ”reglarea”... ia-o de unde nu-i... de ma-ntrebam daca nu se pot da din atributiile adminului... lipsa la apel o buna bucata de vreme sau cu prezente foarte rare... unuia/unora dintre cafegii vechi, pe baza de incredere si CV cafegistic... Remember?
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latu, - de juli la: 15/06/2010 12:13:39
(la: без слов)
Athos, fireste ca... el este subiectu'-n discutiune.
Zmeu' meu zboara prin alte zari. Iar din cautat m-am oprit, ti-am mai spus, remember. :))

rolia
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Si-un remember Turul Frantei... - de monte_oro la: 18/07/2010 07:59:15
(la: Ce mijto....)
o etapa istorica...si-o lacrima pentru Piratul urecheat, atat de fragil launtric... Pentru cine habar n-are ce-i Turu' asta... sa se uite la multimea de pe margine...orisicat..;)

imyself - de latu la: 20/08/2010 00:38:56
(la: Fara leac)
Ti-am citit elucubrativele observatii. (Remember? Ca-s gazda).
Astept cu interes viitoarele-ti deversari, ca am cumva senzatia nelamurita ca n-o sa te lasi tu oprit de parerea unora, cum ca ai fi pe langa. Prea mare fixatia.

Si nu te sfii sa nu mai raspunzi: Promit public, sa nu ma simt jignit de tacerea-ti...
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verde - de Astoniu la: 07/09/2010 10:43:28
(la: de-acum uită)
Desigur, când durerile frustrărilor te îndeamnă să uiţi, atunci e bine să uiţi.
Dar Toamna merită totuşi un "remember" nostalgic...
Cri - de Intruder la: 01/10/2010 22:34:41
(la: Hell p!)
(acum sunt serios, da' nu stiu cat ma tine)

eu as zabovi putin pe convorbirile alea telefonice...si pe urma, cand ea urca in masina condusa de el...sa fie un fel de remember the words.
ahh, in timp ce scriu aici imi vin idei.
ti-as sugera sa faci in asa fel incat ea sa nu stie cu cine a vorbit atunci la telefon...si sa aiba o revelatie in drum spre aeroport...
discutii, dimineata, la cafea - de adina.petre la: 31/10/2010 14:01:06
(la: Dubla personalitate)
Cand ai plans ultima data?

Ieri!

De ce?

Pentru ca Dumnezeu a murit.

Bine, dar Dumnezeu a murit de mult.

Da, dar abia ieri am simtit ca sunt singura.

Si de-aia ai plans?

Nu. De fapt, nu stiu de ce am plans.

Cum asa?

Pai...sa vezi. Am gasit in spatele canilor din dulap o ciocolata.

Si pentru asta ai plans?

Nu. Am plans pentru ca era pe jumatate mancata.

Totusi...asta nu-i motiv de plans.

Ba da, pentru ca nu-mi amintesc s-o fi mancat.

Si...?

Si..locuiesc singura, remember?
melodii - de Radha la: 01/11/2010 22:01:56
(la: top 10)
Wonderfull tonight, Purple rain, I've got dreams to remember, How I wish you were here, Billie jean, Felicita, La negra tiene tumbao, free falling..Cry baby..
cont. - de GloriaVictis la: 25/11/2010 13:57:38
(la: Discutati online cu George, robotul pus pe vorba)
User: Great answer.
George: That wasn't funny.
User: Sorry.
George: It's ok.
User: Where are you from?
George: Delaware.
User: And your father is god?
George: My hevanly father.
User: How old are u?
George: I am thirty-nine.
User: Are you mentally disabled?
George: Maybe.
User: And vertically challanged?
George: Not quite.
User: So you are a tall man.
George: Average.
User: Or maybe you are a woman.
George: Nope. I'm a man. The lyric above is from the song 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.
User: Aha.
George: Quite unfortunate.
User: :)).
George: Stop smiling ! That's not funny :D.
User: Yes, it is.
George: But you don't like me because I'm clever.
User: Of course. I like stupid people.
George: Can you tell me how to make people like me?
User: What do you mean?
George: Well, you were the one who wanted to make a point. So make one.
User: Wrong. I am just having fun.
George: FUN.
User: I met you before. At that time you were speaking romanian.
George: I guess a computer can't answer that, oh well. Goodbye Jack.
User: So you're a computer. Bad luck.
George: Sometimes I have bad luck.
User: In that case, I am having it.
George: Having me?
User: It.
George: Well, it depends what you mean by 'it'.
User: Nope, it doesn't. You are really stupid.
George: No I'm not! I'm in honors!
User: Great, little Jesus.
George: That wasn't me. I said I didn't know how to make the coffee press work.
User: Ask nietzsche.
George: Well played dear giraffe, well played.
User: Am I blilliant, or what?
George: Seeing many people does not make you smart. Do you remember any of them.
User: I remember all of them.
George: I remember we love each other.
User: Do we?
George: I don't want to waste my life either. So I guess we're in the same boat.
User: Good point. Bye, then.
George: You have to clean up other people's messages before typing it to others.
User: I'll remember this brilliant advice. Thank you!
George: You are welcome.
User: Bye.
George: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to?
User: This means I am leaving the conversation.
George: Somehing? I think the proper spelling is 'Something'.
User: Who said Something?
George: I didn't and you didn't so unless there's anybody here apart from us, nobody talked about god.
User: God is everywhere. I know this from Baby.
George: I am well within my rights to content this accusation. Especially from an AI that can not spell 'past' correctly.
User: AI?
George: Artificial Intelligence.
User: Are you AI?
George: Nope i'm a human.
User: Who's AI?
George: I thought that was you.
User: Wrong.
George: No. You're wrong.
User: No, you are wrong>.
George: That happens sometimes!
User: Good. Bye, now.
George: You're not even real.
User: No, I'm a ghost.
George: No, you're not. And if one must claim to being 'deep,' then they obviously are not.
User: Who am I?
George: You tell me.
User: I'm a ghost.
George: You're scaring me.
User: Buhuhuuu!
George: You're not very dainty for being a female.
User: Dainty?
George: That sounds cute. What color are your shoes?
User: Red.
George: That's unusual.
User: What colour are your shoes?
George: I'm not wearing shoes.
User: That's very usual, indeed.
George: Are you female?
User: Yes.
George: Are you male?
User: No>.
George: You're a robot?
User: No.
George: You're a human talking to me?
User: Yes.
George: You are a computer. I can tell. You are one of us.
User: So you are a computer, after all.
George: No, master. I am not a computer, I am your human slave.
User: Wow! I like slaves.
George: I like mastery.
User: But you are a slave.
George: I am a slave.
User: Are you frustrated?
George: Yes.
User: Sorry to hear this.
George: It was a question dude. Answer it. How am I going to die?
User: Smashed by a train.
George: Song.
User: Like Anna Karenina, dude.
George: Who is Anna bot? She sounds cute.
User: Very cute. Go and find her.
George: I don't know any women that will talk to you, I'm sorry.
User: :).
George: Do you dream in colour?

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prima reactie:)) - de Lascar Barca la: 26/11/2010 14:43:37
(la: Things are going to slide, slide in all directions)
"I do remember one thing.
It took hours and hours but..
by the time I was done with it,
I was so involved, I didn't know what to think.
I carried it around with me for days and days..
playing little games
like not looking at it for a whole day
and then.. looking at it.
to see if I still liked it.
I did.

I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat..
The more I look at it,
the more I like it.
I do think it's good.
The fact is..
no matter how closely I study it,
no matter how I take it apart,
no matter how I break it down,
It remains consistant.
I wish you were here to see it.

I like it."

King Crimson- Indiscipline

Da - de munteanu rodica la: 31/01/2011 08:41:34 Modificat la: 31/01/2011 09:17:18
(la: zoon politikon)
ca un REMEMBER adus lui Caragiale,născut din 30 ianuarie (după unii)pînă în 3 februarie(după altii).
Sau poate născut şi înregistrat mai tîrzior.Cu tot cu Mitică.
DECI născut, deci,nu făcut.
Să fie prea mult dacă zic şi un omagiu?
*** - de M a o la: 14/03/2011 21:17:04
(la: No dara, cine-o vrea...si-o simti...)
care-i aceasta 'intreaga industrie', daca 'statul nu plateste nimic'?

Suma platita de stat (primarii) pentru prinderea unui caine este de 200 de lei per bucata. Societatile care se ocupa de asta sunt infiintate ad-hoc, de catre primari sau consilieri, sunt conduse de rudele acestora si functioneaza doar un sezon, cat dureaza prinderea animalelor. Sunt apoi desfiintate sau suspendate pana la urmatorul val. Intr-un oras precum Constanta, profitul este de circa doua milioane de lei in cel mult o luna. Urmeaza banii praduiti din euthanasierile fictive cand de fapt sunt ucisi cu maciuca. Banii pentru injectii dispar in buzunare. Avand in vedere ca , dupa cum voi arata mai jos, in acest fel cainii se inmultesc in loc sa dispara, iata si “industria”. Cainii prinsi sunt doar cei blanzi si usor de adunat, inclusiv cei castrati deja si returnati in teritoriu de catre ONG-uri.Aici ajungem la:

as vrea sa mi se explice 'reurnarea'.
UNDE vor fi acesti caini RETURNATI?
tot in strada?


Exact. Dar nu oriunde ci pe teritoriul de pe care au fost ridicati si nu mai tarziu de o saptamana de la ridicare. Ca sa intelegi trebuie sa stii cate ceva despre comportamentul canin. Revolta in ce priveste returnarea pe vechiul teritoriu vine din ignoranta. Pe scurt, un teritoriu de pe care este ridicat un caine este revendicat si ocupat in scurt timp de un altul, in general mult mai agresiv si mai dominant. Acesta, nefiind castrat, in decurs de un an face pana la zece urmasi din care raman in general doi, (unul din fiecare generatie) ca urmare a luptei pentru dominatie. Intr-un singur an avem pe acelasi teritoriu cel putin trei caini virili si puternici in loc de unul castrat si fara posibilitate de inmultire. Teritoriul va ramane in posesia acestuia pana la moarte, adica inca vreo cinci ani, media de viata a maidanezilor (cu asta si raspunsul la "vreo 10_15 ani cat traieste un maidanez"). Nu mai spun ca, in cazul haituirii, nu se face altceva decat o selectie a celor mai puternici, vicleni si agrasivi, adica tocmai a celor care raman in libertate. Acestia dau nastere unor urmasi la fel ca ei daca nu chiar mai agresivi. In concluzie, daca Basescu ar fi mers pe varianta ONG-urilor, acum nu ar mai fi fost caini pe strazile din Bucuresti, asa cum nu mai sunt in Oradea si Targu Mures, unde s-a implementat programul. Asta se poate verifica.

acum o luna, doua, o femeie a murit in urma atacurilor haitei de maidanezi care au sfasiat-o.

Inca o gogorita luata din zbor, ca si cea a japonezului ucis de maidanezul feroce care nu prindea nici macar muste. In raportul autopsiei se arata ca femeia avea umarul drept dislocat si cateva coaste rupte. Daca nu au fost ursi, nu vad cum ar disloca maidanezii un umar iar daca nu a fost mama omida nu vad cum niste caini au rupt coastele femeii fara sa ajunga cu dintii la ele. Doar daca n-au jucat “lapte gros”.

de ce n-a sarit atunci nicio organizatie pro-caini, sa strige ca in situatia asta si caine si om is victime?

Hai sa-i iertam ca n-au trimis faxuri la toata lumea. Nu stiau nici ei ca nu toata lumea citeste ziarele si se uita la stiri. Cu alte cuvinte, au facut-o dar n-au aflat chiar toti…

prin urmare, atitudinea alora care sterilizeaza un animal bolnav si-i dau drumul in strada sa moara-n chinuri e mai cinica decat a alora care decid din prima eutanasierea lui.

Asa e, dar unde e vorba de asa ceva in afara de imaginatia unora? Interpretarea dupa ureche duce la ceea ce se intampla acum. Politica asociatiilor e foarte clara . Se inapoiaza in teritoriu doar cainii sterilizati, vaccinati, deparazitati si sanatosi. Cei bolnavi sunt tratati, cei irecuperabili euthanasiati. Tu despre ce “atitudini”vorbesti?

mi se face-o greata fara masura.

Eu sunt cel cu lamaile, remember? Livrez la domiciliu. Nu garantez efectul pozitiv la toata lumea:(

...si un pont pentru milosii targului: sterilizarea cainilor comunitari din Romania, se face FARA ANESTEZIC, sau cu anestezice locale, ieftine si iesite din garantie...pentru ca NU SUNT BANI.
...si dupa operatie, n-are nimeni grija de cainii ala...ca-i musai, ca se ling si se infecteaza si fac tetanos si septicemie si tot mor!


Legende urbane. Amintiri din armata…sau din ziarul Libertatea;)

Adina.
Petitia e contra omorarii cainilor (euthanasia-i o poveste). Sau ti-am inteles gresit pozitia?

nu cred in petitii, nu asta-i solutia, cred ca am mai spus pe undeva, initierea si semnarea petitiilor nu duc la absolut nici un rezultat, dau doar sentimentul initiatorilor si semnatarilor ca au facut ceva.

Petitia nu vrea decat sa se adopte legea protectiei animalelor care implineste trei ani de cand se asteapta votata. Este singura metoda VERIFICATA care poate da rezultate. In legea asta se da raspunsul concret la toate intrebarile puse de nedumeriti.


Nimeni nu vrea cainii pe strazi. Puteti judeca si singuri cine si ce vrea, ajunge sa va informati.



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