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do mi sol la la la - de cammie la: 03/08/2004 21:55:56
(la: Muzica)
canta frumos , numa' ca mesajul asta o sa aterizeze prea tarziu ca sa auziti si voi :)
o zi cu cantec !

Gloria Estefan - Hoy

' Tengo marcado en el pecho todo los dias y el tiempo no me dejo estar aqui
Tengo una fe quemadura que va conmigo y me cura desde que te conoci

Tengo un hueya perdida entre tu sobra y la mia que no me deja mentir
Soy una moneda en la fuente tu mi deseo pendiente mis ganas de revivir

Tengo una mañana fustrante y una quarela esperando verte pintado de azul
Tengo tu amor y tu suerte y un caminito empinado
Tengo el bardero otro lado
tu eres mi norte y mi sur

Hoy voy a verte de nuevo
voy en volverme en tu ropa
sursuramen tu silencio cuando me veas llegar

Hoy voy a verte de nuevo
voy alegrar tu tristesa
vamos hacer una fiesta pa'que este amor cresca mas

Tengo una frase colgada entre mi boca y al muada que me desnuda ante ti
Tengo una playa y un pueblo que me acompaña de noche cuando no estas junto a mi

Tengo una mañana fustrante y una quarela esperando verte pintado de azul
Tengo tu amor y tu suerte y un caminito empinado
Tengo el bardero otro lado
tu eres mi norte y mi sur

Coro 2x:
Hoy voy a verte de nuevo
voy en volverme en tu ropa
sursuramen tu silencio cuando me veas llegar

Hoy voy a verte de nuevo
voy alegrar tu tristesa
vamos hacer una fiesta pa'que este amor cresca mas '

stati ca acus a inceput un tango .... libertango , minunat !

cui i-o canta cucul ? better don't answer :)

OK, catre toti carora nu le c - de Horia D la: 03/11/2004 23:46:27
(la: Alegerile in USA)
OK, catre toti carora nu le convine resultatul alegerilor:
Get a life, have a drink, blow some smoke, rope a joint, get over it!! E un fapt implinit, nimic nu va schimba asta pentru cel putin 4 ani (sic!), go home and cry, life goes on....
Eu de fapt m-am cam saturat de politica, si sunt gata de discutat alte subiecte.

Little Eagle who Laughs

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
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Pentru cei care au cu totul a - de mya la: 27/12/2004 04:37:14
(la: Bush-Personalitatea Anului)
Pentru cei care au cu totul alte pareri decat mine in privinta lui Bush...imi permit sa-l citez pe un forumist inteligent:

"Get a life, have a drink, blow some smoke, rope a joint, get over it!"

P.S. Imi pare rau pentru prietenii tai morti (ma adresez forumistului citat), am citit tot ce-am apucat despre ei pe Internet si m-a impresionat cu adevarat toata treaba. God rest their souls!
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ultimele, parol! - de om la: 12/12/2005 20:07:49
(la: Pentru orice problema exista o solutie)
The Puzzles
The man in the Elevator
A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping. When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?
This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying.

The Man who Hanged Himself
Not far from Madrid, there is a large wooden barn. The barn is completely empty except for a dead man hanging from the middle of the central rafter. The rope around his neck is ten feet long and his feet are three feet off the ground. The nearest wall is 20 feet away from the man. It is not possible to climb up the walls or along the rafters. The man hanged himself. How did he do it?

Death in a Field
A man is lying dead in a field. Next to him there is an unopened package. There is no other creature in the field. How did he die?

Anthony and Cleopatra
Anthony and Cleopatra are lying dead on the floor of a villa in Egypt. Nearby is a broken bowl. There is no mark on either of their bodies and they were not poisoned. How did they die?

The Coal, Carrot and Scarf
Five pieces of coal, a carrot and a scarf are lying on the lawn. Nobody put them on the lawn but there is a perfectly logical reason why they should be there. What is it?

Trouble with Sons
A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins, and they were not adopted. How could this be so?

Push that Car
A man pushed his car. He stopped when he reached a hotel at which point he knew he was bankrupt. Why?

The Arm of the Postal Service
One day a man received a parcel in the post. Carefully packed inside was a human arm. He examined it, repacked it and then sent it on to another man. The second man also carefully examined the arm before taking it to the woods and burying it. Why did they do this?
This one probably has more variations than any other. A great one to puzzle out. It requires plenty of good questions.

A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognised. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?

A man rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and then left on Friday. How come?
A silly one - but it is surprisingly popular.

Manhole Covers
Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?
This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle which can be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known software company as an interview question for prospective employees.

The Deadly Party
A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?

The Deadly Dish
Two men went into a restaurant. They both ordered the same dish from the menu. After they tasted it, one of the men went outside the restaurant and shot himself. Why?

The Realization
A man was walking downstairs in a building when he suddenly realized that his wife had just died. How?

The Blind Beggar
A blind beggar had a brother who died. What relation was the blind beggar to the brother who died? (Brother is not the answer).

The Broken Match
A man is found dead in a field. He is clutching a broken match. What happened?

The Music Stopped
The music stopped. She died. Explain.

Swimmer in the Forest
Deep in the forest was found the body of a man who was wearing only swimming trunks, snorkel and facemask. The nearest lake was 8 miles away and the sea was 100 miles away. How had he died?
This is supposedly based on a true incident. Does this make it an urban legend? Many urban legends can be restated as lateral thinking puzzles. This is a very good one of this type.

The Elder Twin
One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How come?

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anagrame de noapte - de Cri Cri la: 04/07/2006 00:11:30
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")












He who laughs last thinks slowest.
ma gandeam ca ar fi interesan - de Marlene_ la: 06/12/2006 22:15:58
ma gandeam ca ar fi interesant un concurs de povestiri ultra-scurte scrise in romaneste. povestiri de cateva randuri, genul exista, chiar de curand am citit cateva aparute intr-o culegere de povestiri de autori chinezi moderni (Loud Sparrows). nu sunt sigura daca genul se practica si in romaneste, exceptie facand castigatoarea concursului din bancul in care profesoara cerea elevilor sa scrie o povestire cat mai concisa care sa atinga tema religiei, sa aiba iubire si mister. castigatoarea a intrunit toate criteriile: ‘doamne dumnezeule, sunt insarcinata, oare cine o fi tatal?’ se pare ca in limba romana nu se simte nevoia clasificarii povestirilor in scurte, scurte-scurte si ultra-scurte (in engleza i se spune si flash-fiction). romanii tot conventionali... raman in continuare convinsa de faptul ca cel mai greu este sa scrii o buna povestire, cu cat mai scurta cu atat mai greu.

se pare ca plac povestirile cu animale, in special cele cu porci. iata una castigatoare la un concurs al revistei guardian unlimited:

To the point

‘To the point of breaking, the rope was stretched. At the end of which hung a twitching, whey-faced Arthur, and his pig, Marmite.
Marmite struggled and squealed as the sky and sea tilted, roller coaster style, the cliff jabbing into his side. A two hundred metre drop. Arthur was having a hard time holding on.
Marmite had been the runt of the litter. Arthur raised him from a half dead scrap to a 250 pound monster. There had been one attempt to load Marmite into the slaughterer's van, but Arthur, fierce and steadfast, blocked the ramp. And on this one thing Arthur's father acquiesced. He had given his son so little, but he saw that Arthur truly loved Marmite. Marmite, however, did not love Arthur.
That morning, when Arthur had taken Marmite breakfast, he found Marmite pensive. Marmite didn't even attempt to charge Arthur, but remained in the corner and absently glanced over, before showing his fat, quivering rump, disappearing into the hut.
Arthur was worried. Marmite off his food? This had never happened before. Was he unwell? No, the vet had checked him over just yesterday. He was in good health. Arthur edged towards the hut, calling Marmite's name. Some fresh air. A walk. That might be just the ticket.
To the furthest field, at the top of the cliffs, Arthur dragged a reluctant Marmite. The view was marvellous, wraparound sky, steely grey sea. Arthur felt they should stay to enjoy it. He tied the rope, which was attached to Marmite's collar, to a nearby bench. They sat down by the edge.
Arthur tried to reason with Marmite. It was a lovely day. The sun was out. The world was a good place.
Marmite did not respond.
Arthur tried a different tack. He and Marmite might go further. They might stroll across to the woods, have a root through the undergrowth. Acorns and everything, Arthur said.
Marmite snorted.
Finally, Arthur reached across to stroke Marmite's wrinkled brow, and that was when Marmite lurched, screaming, at Arthur, knocking them both over the edge. The rope whipped tight, catching Marmite as he fell. Arthur, in his descent, threw out a hand and scrabbled for the rope, his feet bouncing off Marmite's head.
And thus, they hung from the rope. And there was no doubt about it - it was him or the pig. Arthur's fingers reached for Marmite's collar.’
Miranda Stock
Mao, mai multe ca aici?? - de Intruder la: 30/07/2007 20:01:26
(la: Stie cineva ceva (mai mult decat supozitii) de magie neagra ?)
fii dom'le serios!
magiile de-aici nici nu le gaseste pe Google, am facut noi ritualuri sa nu fie!

poro-moro tiptactup
xepelothis kipityuk
zumnda-weelhund rop
samawquina celorefpaanton

cine nu-i gata, il iau cu lopata!
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intruder, o recomandare - de Honey in the Sunshine la: 26/04/2010 21:41:51
(la: Budget Gourmet sau Bucataria saracacioasa)
eu cand ma satur de blogurile culinare hiperfeminine, ingrijite si dragalase, ma duc pe blogul lui Ropa care nu numai ca propune retete inedite dar are si tot felul de idei pe cat de utile pe atat de halucinante, gen cum sa afumi carne si carnati acasa, intr-o oala :))

anyway, lui Ropa ii place mancarea punct si de sex masculin fiind, il intereseaza substanta, nu estetica.
altfel cum de si-ar ilustra retetele cu pozele animalelor moarte (inainte de a fi gatite) ca simpaticii porumbei de aici:
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honey - de zaraza la: 26/04/2010 22:34:57
(la: Budget Gourmet sau Bucataria saracacioasa)
am intrat pe blogul lui ropa, wow! :) tipul gateste bestial, ce pacat ca nu stiu italiana. cred ca mi-ar placea tot ce are el pe acolo.
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*** - de Intruder la: 26/04/2010 22:58:00
(la: Budget Gourmet sau Bucataria saracacioasa)
da, m-am uitat si eu putin pe blogul lui Ropa dar parca nu-ti vine sa mananci cand vezi primele tocatorul ala e cam vechi. :))
o sa-ncerc cand o sa vreau sa ma dau rotund "crema di patate e porcini con ciuffi di calamaro croccante."...imi plac la nebunie calamarii.
am pus blogul la bookmark, multam.
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