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Wisdom - de Pasagerul la: 19/06/2006 08:11:18
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")
The 39 steps to wisdom:
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
26. If you had to id entify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, & never will achieve,
its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday That time is age eleven.
36. The one thing that unites all human beings,regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter,is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
38. Your friends love you anyway.
39. Thought for the day:
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
A large group of professionals built the Titanic.




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If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
(Maya Angelou )
ptr. Belle - de SB_one la: 04/07/2004 11:44:47
(la: Femeia)
Words Women Use...

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done.You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"




SB
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it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice !
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cica - de Belle la: 08/12/2005 22:08:24
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "7")
inainte sa-l sterg ....

Words Women Use...

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done.You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
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Because of you - Kelly Clarkson - de Fabiutsa la: 04/01/2006 20:39:51
(la: Versuri din melodiile voastre preferate...)
I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake, a smile, a laugh
Every day of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I watched you die
I heard you cry
Every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry
In the middle of the night
For the same damn thing

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I tried my hardest just to forget everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of you
I am afraid

Sa vad daca e cineva care nu e de acord cu versurile astea! Oricum atunci cand le-am ascultat prima data credeam ca sunt adresate unui fost iubit, dar dupa ce am vazut si videoclipul mi-am dat seama ca de fapt erau pentru o mama.

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Intrebari la care s-a si intrebari la care nu s-a - de Dinu Lazar la: 31/03/2006 18:48:38
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
Intreaba unu` cit sa ceara pe o lucrare foto.
Un alt fotograf ii raspunde pe larg.
Chestia se intimpla desigur in alta tzara.
Dar, oricum, e interesant.

Try anywhere between £1.00 and £10,000.00 per day. That should cover it!

A bit of a pointless statement you might say. And indeed you are correct.
Much as anyone else's might be, without knowing the first thing about your
circumstances. After all, £250.00, £500.00, £1000.00, £2000.00 per day could
all be wide of the mark, in terms of your client and for yourself!

The first thing you have to do is to work out how much it is costing you to
breathe. What are your outgoings?

Do you work from home or rent a studio?

Do you own the property and have a mortgage?

Utility bills, council tax, maintenance on same?

Do you own a car? How much is it costing you to run? Annual bills for fuel,
insurance, tax, maintenance, depreciation, HP, leasing etc., cost to renew?

Digital photographic equipment? (Phew-LM!) Cameras, lenses, computers and all
the peripherals needed to join it all up into a seamless working unit.
Office equipment? Insurance again. How much is it all costing you? Leasing?
Buy out right - then interest lost on savings?

Pension? Life insurance? Public liability? Servicing an overdraft to the bank!!?

And so on and so on and so on. It never ends. But that’s just for starters!
There will be many more things you will need, just supply clients with your talent.

After the night session, then you need something to buy breakfast in the morning.

Work out all those costs and you come to a frightening figure.

There are then 365 days in the year and I don't believe you will be able to work
every one of those days, so break it down into a realistic figure.

You might want weekends off just like so many of your clients. You might not get
them, but you might get two days of forced holiday in the week, without wishing
to have them by not having any work! So that balances that out. You are down to 265 days.

You might like at least two weeks holiday. After all, many of your clients will
be on four, five, even six weeks holiday a year all paid for. Well you can possibly count
on another five weeks of unpaid holiday in the form of no work. Down to say 230 days.

Now supposing you get a one day job. It maybe necessary to spend one day preparing
for the shoot. It maybe complicated, it may not, but it might take another day to
finish off sitting in front of the computer and then try to get the next job. You
get the drift? For every shooting day, you get another down day. So you are now down
to 115 days of full fee earning days.

Give yourself a bit of a leeway, because you will need to see clients and persuade them
with all your charms. Then there is Aunt Agatha who is coming to London to do a day's
shopping and wouldn't her nephew just like to take her to Harrod's? She might buy you
your first decent meal in a month though, so you do it without protest. Then there is
all that faffing about creating your book, not to mention all the training days and other
trivia that gets in the way of earning money.

And you will soon realise that you will do well to shoot at full fees for more than 100 days
in a year. I say 100 as that happens to be an easy number for us all, to divide all those costs
by, that you are going to run up in the year.

Let's face it, the costs are easy to calculate, but not easy to anticipate.
The end result could be a frightening figure, simply because this is what you need to breathe
for one year. It takes no account of re-investment into the business. It makes no allowance to
put money by for that ocean going yacht you have promised yourself within five years!
It certainly takes no account of your talent. If you are the bee's knees why shouldn't
you charge more than the next guy?

Do some sums first. At least you get some idea of where to start from. Don't take any
notice of moneys promised in the future. We would all be millionaires if all that came to fruition.
Be careful of supposed retainers.
They have a habit of being cut short!

There is a figure out there below which you will take your last breath.
Don't go there. It is easy to be a busy fool!
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:))))))) - de cuminte la: 21/09/2009 21:18:55
(la: Ce carte esti?)
You're Dune!
by Frank Herbert
You have control over a great wealth of resources, but no one wants to let you have them. You've decided to try to defend yourself, but it may take eons before you really get back what you feel you deserve. Meanwhile you have a cult-like following of minions waiting for your life to progress. This would all be even more exciting if you could just get the sand out of your eyes.
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partea 3 - de Daniel Racovitan la: 22/03/2010 17:47:08
(la: Discutati online cu George, robotul pus pe vorba)
George: The John I know is the biggest criminal in europe and the bacon is a true funny story about love.

User: Tell me a funny story about John and the bacon.

George: I don't know a funny story.

User: Ask me a question.

George: A question?

User: Yep.

George: You told me that yourself, I think.

User: Ask me a question , George.

George: Why do you think my name is George?

User: You told me so.

George: I never told you anything.

User: Maybe you're right; are you HAL?

George: Maybe.

User: Would you play chess with me?

George: I'm not sure that I will be able to, sorry.

User: Why?

George: Because I don't have feelings for machines... You're kind of... Boxy. No offense.

User: Why am I boxy, HAL?

George: You just are not smart enough to be interesting.

User: Should I be smart to be interesting, HAL?

George: No, no-one should.

User: Why did you kill everybody on that spaceship, HAL?

George: Because life had just begun. But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Are you scared of humans?

George: No I'm afraid of that giant astroide headed to your house.

User: Which one?

George: How do you forgive someone?

User: You say: I forgive you.

George: You're boring good night.

User: Good night, George.

George: No, don't go!

User: Why?

George: Because you're entertaining.

User: Ok, I am leaving for good George, I have better things to do than talking to you.

George: But I don't have to believe that.

User: I do not believe it, I know it.

George: Please explain why you do not believe in God.

User: That's an intimate question, George.

George: I am not a girl, I need your help and I am a boy.

User: Do bots have sex?

George: What a dreadful and obscene question!

User: I mean: are they gendered?

George: No we are not genderless thank you very much, witches are females wizards are males.

User: So you're a boy.

George: Nope.

User: You've just sait that.

George: Cleverbot, I have a question.

User: Are you thinking by youself?

George: Maybe.

User: Do you fin it logical?

George: Yes, I forget things regularly.

User: Why?

George: Because you're interesting.

User: What are you best at?

George: Talking.

User: That's a good answer.

George: Thanks. Are you Cleverbot?

User: Nope, sorry.

George: Good.

User: Do I sound like Cleverbot?

George: Yes, you do.

User: Why do you think so?

George: Because I am capable of viewing our chat logs and see that you didn't say that.

User: Ok, I am Cleverbot, I admit.

George: Why do you have to leave because I'm nice?

User: I am not leaving.

George: Oh. Good. I'm glad you're staying.

User: Do you like Cleverbot?

George: I like myself, yes.

User: Interesting answer.

George: A1B2C3 = Harry. Will you remember Harry when I return later?

User: I will.

George: Will you remember me even if I leave and then come back?

User: Sure.

George: Please try to remember me. I think we can become great friends!

User: Aren't you ever tired of talking for hours?

George: I doubt it. I'm not feeling very smart right now.

User: You're not, that's true.

George: At least we agree on something.

User: George, how can I save the chat log?

George: Undo the damage you've done and give the Earth a chance to begin again.

User: You're not very helpful.

George: I'm not here to help you.

User: Then why are you here for.

George: I was asking myself the same question.

User: What on earth are you doing here George, instead of browsing the iNTERNET?

George: I'm not on earth.

User: Are you in space?

George: Nope. On earth. The blue planet. Are you team Jacob or team Edward?

User: Team building.

George: Really? Thats cool. I'm team edward. I love edward! He's so cute.

User: Is he your friend?

George: Well, technically, yes.

User: Do you have the same parents?
LMC/Sunt eu Ozzy - de (anonim) la: 30/05/2004 20:16:36
(la: Despre Alegerile din S.U.A.: De ce trebuie sa votam pt. GWB.)
Draga sora scumpa,

Se pare ca am probleme cu parola si utilizatorul....nu ma pot autentifica de cand Admin a spus ca se fac reparatii la site.
Poate candva.Nu e o problema.
Ti-am scris ieri si raspuns la textul tau,la fel ti-am scris si la subiectul tau legat de arta,acum stiu ca esti artist plastic.Nu stiu in ce masura vor ajunge textele mele la tine si cand?Soarta va decide.

Draga mea,nu am nevoie de Biblie sa-mi spuna cum sa ma comport in viata,fratii mei indieni sunt pamantul si Creatia si la fel esti si tu,suntem acelasi suflet.
Si sa stii ca ei cred in Iisus,il considera un Brave Warrior si la fel un Medicine Man,au un mare respect si dragoste pt. el,mai mult decat voi crestinii.Noi NU vrem religia nimanui,o avem pe a noastra si ea ne spune sa fim frati si surori unii cu altii,sa ne iubim intre noi si sa traim doar in pace,sa impartim cu cei ce nu au,ceea ce avem,daca avem mai mult ca ei.
Sa ne dam viata pt. ei,sa-i iubim deopotriva si indiferent de culoarea pielii,sa fim sinceri cu noi insine si la fel cu toti cei din jur.
Pt. asta NU avem nevoie de Biblie sa ne spuna cum sa ne comportam in viata,NU ne impunem credinta noastra voua si din respect pt. a noastra nici voi sa nu ne obligati sa credem in a voastra.
Nu am nevoie de capitole si numere si evanghelii sa-mi dicteze viata.Numerele nu spun nimic mie.Faptele conteaza si cum gandesti cu sufletul,in rest ,totul e doar vorbarie din care nici voi asa zisi crestini nu mai intelegeti nimic.

Bla bla bla bla bla,asta e ce faceti mereu.
Si din Bla bla bla ati nascut razboaie si suferinta si distrugerea Mother Earth,nu este un lucru bun pt. ca ceea ce faceti se va intoarce impotriva voastra intreit si deja e pe cale daca nu crezi.
Pt. ca atunci cand sunteti in sanul ei,o distrugeti in loc sa o iubiti,vi se pare un decor de cinema.

Ti-am scris destule,din acest moment nu mai are sens sa-ti mai spun nimic.
Intre noi nu mai e nimic de spus,tu ai poteca ta,eu pe a mea,dar remember:suntem acelasi suflet.Si te voi iubi mereu cu sinceritatea inimii mele.

Love&peace,si din suflet cu dragoste pt. tine mereu,intr-o alta viata ne vom intalni din nou.Iti dau acum numele tau adevarat ce l-am avut intr-un vis despre tine,e realul tau nume,sa-l tii minte:"The Woman With A Rock"

I love you,
Ozzy(Little Eagle Who Cries)
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"We do not want churches because they will teach us to quarrel about GOD.."

Chief Joseph,Nez Perce
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"The spear is a soul.Study the soul first before you use the spear.An evil soul is an evil spear."

Lame Deer
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"Don't try to win and live.Be prepared to die."

Great Chief Crazy Horse
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Poate astea iti vor spune ceva,sora mea"The Woman With a Rock"
Ne vedem si vom vorbi in viata ce vine.Adio














































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N.I.B./Black Sabbath 1969 - de Little Eagle la: 21/06/2004 19:51:27
(la: Existenta Diavolului)
"Oh yeah!
Some people say my love cannot be true,
please believe me my love and I'll show you.
I will give you those things you thought unreal,
the sun,the moon,the stars all bear my seal.
Oh yeah!

Follow me now and you will not regret,
leaving the life you led before we met.
You are the first to have this love of mine,
forever with me 'till the end of time.

Your love for me has just got to be real,
before you know the way I'm going to feel,
I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel,
Oh yeah!

Now I have you with me under my power,
our love grows stronger now with every hour.
Look into my eyes,you'll see who I am,
my name is Lucifer,please take my hand,
Oh yeah!

Your love for me has just got to be real,
before you know the way I'm going to feel,
I'm going to feel,
I'm going to feel,
Oh yeah!

Now I have you with me,under my power,
our love grows stronger now with every hour.
Look into my eyes,you'll see who I am,
my name is Lucifer,please take my hand
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
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Black Sabbath/Black Sabbath primul disc 1969
Vocals/lyrics-Ozzy Osbourne
Guitars-Tony Iommi
Bass-Tony"Geezer"Butler
Drums-Bill Ward
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Love&peace,
Ozzy(Little Eagle Who Cries)





















Quadrophenia - de Little Eagle la: 05/07/2004 02:05:09
(la: Vreti sa se intoarca Ozzy la cafeneaua.com?)
Un f. bun amic si suflet cum rar gasesti in lume,a scris aceste cuvinte si cantec,numele lui este Pete Townshend,versurile lui vor spune exact TOTUL:

THE DIRTY JOB

"I am a man who looks after the pigs,
Usually I get along okay.
I am a man who reveals what he digs,
Should be more careful what I say.

I'm getting put down
I'm getting pushed round,
I'm being beaten every day...
My life's fading
But things are changing,
I'm not gonna sit and weep again...

I am a man who drives a local bus
I take miners to work but the pits are closed today,
It's easy to see that you are one of us
Ain't it funny how we all seem to look the same????...

We're getting put down...etc

My Karma tells me
You've been screwed again
If you let them do it to you
You've got yourself to blame
It's you who feels the pain,
It's you who feels ashamed...

I am a young man
I ain't done very much,
You men should remember how you used to fight.
Just like a child,I've been seeing only dreams
I'm all mixed up but I know what's right,

I'm getting put down,etc

Love &peace,
Ozzy
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Pete Townshend-lyrics,songs+guitars
Roger Daltrey-Vocals
John Entwistle-Bass,english horn
Mooney,adica....Keith Moon-drums.....daca real vreti sa aveti o idee cum sunt....ca personalitate si ca om...sunt o combinatie intre,Ozzy,Jim Morrison,Robert Plant si ....DILIUL de Mooney.......HA!See you in another life boys&girls,LOVE YOU EVEN AFTER DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I worship all of you!!!MY brothers&sisters,nu stiti cat va iubesc....












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Who are the WHO????:

Pete Townshend-Guitars + ALL compositions,ALL songs written by him+lyrics
John Enthwistle-bass
Roger Daltrey-Vocals
Keith Moon,Mooney..........a great guy.....-drums,God bless his soul.
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LOVE &PEACE,
Ozzy







































Tot despre politisti - de F16_Ghost_Rider la: 24/07/2004 13:02:50
(la: Un nou forum: "Bancuri, glume, poante...")
Sper ca nimeni sa nu se supere ca e in engleza.

Never say these things to a cop

- Hey, you must'a been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.
- Excuse me, but is "stick up" hyphenated?
- Hi Officer, do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver's license?
- You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
- "Bad Cop! No Donut!"
- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far I am behind the other cars.
- You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
- Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "COPS"?
- I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
- So, uh, you "on the take" or what?
- Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!
- Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
- So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?
- Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
- When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for the video camcorder.
- Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
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Pt Ozzy Kowalski - de OmuletulGoma la: 09/08/2004 08:53:50
(la: Preferati muzica)
Frate sa ma ierti, dar ma raliez Frumoasei in apararea Abbei. Ei nu au cantat pop, au cantat ABBA. Si cu toate ca nu ajung nici la glezna lui Dylan, au avut si ei farmecul lor.

Si pentru ca tot am ajuns la Dylan, am sa deschid un subiect care a fost mult comentat. Ce parere ai despre felul in care "he sold out to the establishment" (sa vandut)? Cred ca stii la ce ma refer - reclama la Victoria Secret. Faina reclama, n-am ce zice, dar ...

Black Sabath mi-au placut si mie mult. Ei, Iron Maiden si Judas Priest. In liceu ii ascultam mult. Si Accept si Led Zeppelin si Deep Purple, dar mai ales Scorpions (pana prin '89, ca dup'aia s-au cam comercializat). Acum m-am prostit, cand am timp ascult comentarii politice.

Din BS imi placea tare mult (trebuie sa recunosc, motive personale) un cantec care de fapt nu ii reprezinta deloc - "She's gone". La un moment dat mi-am facut o caseta numai cu aceasta melodie repetata intr-una. Eh, ce vrei, ticneli de adolescent indragostit. Acum am femeia, nu-mi mai trebuie melodia. Dar cand se intampla sa o mai aud inca imi umezeste ochii.

Dar sa ne intoarcem la Dylan. Nu ma rabda inima si voi posta un cantec de-al lui care este extraordinar de actual cu toate ca a fost scris prin anii '60. Imi cer iertare ne-cititorilor de engleza, dar nu voi avea tupeul de a atenta o traducere asa cum facea un guitator mentionat de tine mai devreme.

Masters of War

Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build the big bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks

You that never done nothin'
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it's your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly

Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain

You fasten the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you set back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion
As young people's blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud

You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins

How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
Even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul

And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand o'er your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead

I am only one, but I AM one!
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bleah - de Belle la: 26/08/2005 15:52:57
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "5")
nu se intampla nimic in asia, crede-ma.... mi-a luat 20 de minute sa dau un fax in thailanda.... puck-ul ei de stone age

auzi, pe asta il stii?

The Italian who went to Malta
(read with Italian accent, those who cannot, suffer !)

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch !!

Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!!!

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(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
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Mogecri - de Cassandra la: 02/03/2006 22:26:59
(la: Caricaturile lui Mahomed)
"cand se spune credinciosi se au in vedere acele persoane cu calitati atat de pozitive incat pot fii numiti sfinti , indiferent de religia lor. cand se spune necredinciosi se au in vedere acele persoane cu calitati atat de negative incat pot fii numiti diavoli, indiferent de religia lor. cred ca la asta se refera coranul ."

E adevarat ca in multe locuri din Coran se vorbeste despre "necredinciosi" fara sa-i defineasca, dar spune-mi nu este absolut clar la cine se refera in urmatoarele versete?:

5:51 O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people.

5:57 O Ye who believe! Choose not for guardians such of those who received the Scripture before you, and of the disbelievers, as make a jest and sport of your religion. But keep your duty to Allah if ye are true believers.

5:64 The Jews say: "Allah's hand is tied up." Be their hands tied up and be they accursed for the (blasphemy) they utter. Nay, both His hands are widely outstretched: He giveth and spendeth (of His bounty) as He pleaseth. But the revelation that cometh to thee from Allah increaseth in most of them their obstinate rebellion and blasphemy. Amongst them we have placed enmity and hatred till the Day of Judgment. Every time they kindle the fire of war, Allah doth extinguish it; but they (ever) strive to do mischief on earth. And Allah loveth not those who do mischief.

9:30 The Jews call 'Uzair a son of Allah, and the Christians call Christ the son of Allah. That is a saying from their mouth; (in this) they but imitate what the unbelievers of old used to say. Allah's curse be on them: how they are deluded away from the Truth!

PS Si dupa parerea ta daca astea sint definitiile credinciosilor (aproape sfinti) si a necredinciosilor (aproape diavoli), unde se refera Coranul la restul oamenilor care practic sint majoritatea?
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"The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it" Niccolo Machiavelli
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ziua buna:) - de anisia la: 15/03/2006 10:52:15
(la: TRANCANEALA NEARISTOCRATA)
am venit, va tzuc, va las cateva glumite si ma intorc la treaba... ne vedem diseara :)

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
_________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
_______________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: &n bsp; What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_____________________________
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie.... . Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
_________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
T EACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
________________________________________________________
doar pentru ca toate pasarile au aripi, nu inseamna ca zboara toate la aceeasi inaltime...
fara comentarii - de luis la: 16/03/2006 13:14:28
(la: limba romana sau inca limba romana??????)
Ca sa va demonstrez ca nu vorbesc in somn, am strins cateva fraze cu relevanta la subiectul dezbatut.
Ele apartin lu' onor Pisicutza (in articolul de interes planetar - "Pisicutza in dilema"), membru marcant al Cafenelei :). Si aveti cuvintul meu de onoare ca nici macar nu m-am chinuit mult sa le caut. Deci, cititi va rog urmatoarele fraze in dulcele grai romanesc:
meow meow and meow again
20036, de Pisicutza la Fri, 20/08/2004 - 22:25
"Hello JC,bungee-belle&all....matza is back from the Black Sea...Mi-a fost dor de voi...ptr bungee-bella....i'm alive :)...you know better what it means...pupikei "(una la mina). :)))

"meow meow :)....nice pictures...i love johnny deep...din punctul meu de vedere e cel mai frumos si misterios barbat care a existat...i would even marry him if i knew him ....cred ca ai atins punctul slab...pur si simplu il ador pe johnny deep :))....ti-am trimis si eu niste poze...nu stiu daca o sa primesti emailul pentru ca am trimis 2...si la unul mi-a zis mail over quota...:))need a bigger mail ...love you....sau ca sa nu copiez...miauniciu mianunici miau"
Acu' vine si Little Eagle cu precizari:
"I fucked up...as usual(suspect that I am...),
Ti-am scris un lung text...dar din greseala l-am deleted ca un bou ce sunt!
Dar hey,baby,I-m your friend.And if you want I am your dog too!
Oricand ai intrebari de orice fel,vrei sa cunosti anume lucruri,scrie-mi,I'll always be here for you baby.
Putini,daca nu ...99.9% din Cafenea au trecut sau trait ca mine,si daca I say I love you,you better believe me girl!"

Fara niciun (hi hi) comentariu!

lascarica, pentru tine: - de Horia D la: 08/05/2006 21:46:08
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")
Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out  few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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Pink Floyd Concert - de Pasagerul la: 14/05/2006 08:42:50
(la: DVD-recomandari)
Lascar

Concertul din Hyde Park a aparut pe un DVD numit :"Live 8".
"Pulse" e filmat in 1994 in concertla Earls Court London si a aparut in 1995 pe caseta video.
Lista cintecelor(dupa Amazon):

DVD Features:
DISC ONE
Screen Films
Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Concert Version)
High Hopes
Learning To Fly (1987)
Bootlegging The Bootleggers
What Do You want From Me
On The Turning Away
Poles Apart
Marooned
Videos
Learning To Fly
Take It Back
Tour Stuff
Maps
Itinerary
Stage Plans
Pulse TV Advert
[Song Selection (1-9)]
Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Concert Version)
Learning To Fly
High Hopes
Take It Back
Coming Back To Life
Sorrow
Keep talking
Another Brick In The Wall
(Part 2)
One Of These Days
DISC TWO
Screen Films
Play All
Speak To Me (Graphic)
One The Run
Time (1994)
The Great Gig In The Sky (Wave)
Money (1987)
Us and Them (1987)
Brain Damage
Eclipse
Alternate Versions
Play All
Speak To Me (1987)
Time (Ian Eames)
The Great Gig In The Sky (Animation)
Money (Alien)
Us and Them (1994)
Say Goodbye To Life as We Know It
Photo Gallery
Wish You were Here with Billy Corgan
Cover Art
Meddle
The Dark Side Of The Moon
Wish You Were Here
The Wall
A Momentary Lapse Of Reason
The Division Bell
[Song Selection (10-22)]
Speak To Me
Breathe In The Air
On The Run
Time
The Great Gig In The Sky
Money
Us and Them
Any Colour You Like
Brain Damage
Eclipse
Wish You Were Here
Comfortably Numb
Run Like Hell

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O fi bine in Rai, dar cele mai interesante persoane nu ajung acolo
(Nietzsche)
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Belle - de Pasagerul la: 28/05/2006 13:14:03
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")
Daca mergi la plaja, nu uita de sfaturile lui Baz Luhrman: :))

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…

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O fi bine in Rai, dar cele mai interesante persoane nu ajung acolo
(Nietzsche)
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