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They tell me Seven Sisters in - de Cassandra la: 17/11/2005 19:53:00
(la: Oamenii nu se trag din maimuta)
They tell me Seven Sisters in New Orleans
that can really fix a man up right
And I'm headed for New Orleans, Louisiana,
I'm travelin' both day and night.

I hear them say the oldest Sister
look just like she's 21
And said she can look right in your eyes
and tell you just exactly what you want done.

Good morning, Seven Sisters,
just thought I'd come down and see
Will you build me up where I'm torn down,
and make me strong where I'm weak?

I went to New Orleans, Louisiana,
just on account of something I heard
The Seven Sisters told me everything I wanted to know,
and they wouldn't let me speak a word.

Now, it's Sarah, Minnie, Bertha,
Holly, Dolly, Betty and Jane
Sarah, Minnie, Bertha,
Holly, Dolly, Betty and Jane
You can't know them Sisters apart,
because they all looks just the same.

Seven times a year
the Seven Sisters will visit me all in my sleep
And they said I won't have no trouble,
and said I'll live twelve days in a week.

Wanna go down in Louisiana,
and get right out of your bein'
These Seven Sisters can do anything in Louisiana,
but you'll have to go to New Orleans.

"We are not to introduce divine revelations into science, nor scientific opinions into religion." Isaac Newton.
urmare - de valentinb la: 28/10/2003 07:05:36
(la: o poveste...) w bush, care ma intreaba:miss have u seen osama bin laden....or maybe saddam...please tell me.....plizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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sabbra cadabra - de Little Eagle la: 01/05/2004 16:01:47
(la: De ce sexul in public e dezaprobat?)

"Feel so good I feel so fine
Love that little lady always on my mind
Gives me lovin'every night and day
Never gonna leave her,never goin' away

Someone to love me
You know she makes me feel alright
Someone who needs me
Love me every single night

Feel so happy since I met that girl
When we're making love it's something
out of this world

Feels so good to know that she's all mine
Going to love that woman 'till the end
of time

Someone to live for
Love me 'till the end of time
Makes me feel happy
Good to know that she's all mine

Lovely lady make love all night long
Lovely lady never do me wrong
I don't wanna leave ya
I never wanna leave ya,anymore no more

Lovely lady,mystifying eyes
Lovely lady,she don't tell me no lies
I know I'll never leave ya
I'm never gonna leave ya anymore
no more."

Din albumul"Sabbath Bloody Sabbath"/Black Sabbath/1973

Ozzy Osbourne-lyrics&vocals
Bill Ward- drums&percussion
Geezer Butler-Bass
Tony Iommy-guitars

Guest:Rick Wakeman-piano&synthesiser

Daniel,am una pt. tine,mi-a venit asa aiurea deodata:
"Hey,look: the clothes have no emperor."
Adios muchachos

Look at yourself! LMC.... - de Little Eagle la: 25/06/2004 21:24:54
(la: Despre Alegerile din S.U.A.: De ce trebuie sa votam pt. GWB.)
Don't be concerned,I can take care of myself without!
I'm a big blown baby and I'm gonna suck you inside my own self.
To release myself?Are you talking about sex?You're quite nasty but exciting when you say..."I'm ready to take it all in"...I don't know exactly ..what did you try to say...but it's fine with me!I'll come to CA and believe me we can fuck all night long,I think you didn't have to much sex in the last months...maybe....YEARS?Oh babe you'll gonna take it ALL IN.And finally you'll like it!Wait 'till I go down between your legs and give you the best head you ever had!
At least 1 hour I'll lick you dry!

Iwent to the west a few times.I still have lots of friends there,some they'll move here in NJ because they ...hate CA and those ..shallow people like yourself,and mind you,they were born there and are americans,.not like you.
You're still a stranger here,you don't belong here darling.
Did you really have a one to one conversation with your self?Did you ask yourself if you belong here?
NO!You took everything for granted,like ...this land belongs to you...!Well,IT DOES NOT!!!

And you have the nerve to ask me that I am in the wrong way of thinking?
I will contact you only if you decide to have sex!!I mean if you want it!You'll never ever regret it!!!!I'll give you the moon and the stars,you'll have all the fireworks and beg for more
Would you like that?C'mon,I know you,after a week with me you'll become a
hindu!!You'll forget to be a republican anymore!You'll be what I want you to be.
When was the last time you had a great pussy lick?I mean,to the perfection????And then a good sex to last and last?
Or you know only...the missionarry position?When was the last time when a man threw you against the wall and ripped off your panties and grabbed you in his arms and fuck you like there is no tomorrow,or hitting your ass against the wall and meanwhile sucking your undies in his mouth????

I think you'll be a different woman if you'll get more laid and have a great fuck!!!!You'll start to love me and Spiderman,you'll love everybody!I think I found the secret!!!!YOU DON"T HAVE ENOUGH DICK!!!Hey,you know what?I'll pretend to my wife that I am going to San Diego at a comicon(comic book convention),Iwent in the past many times and I do have lots of good friends in CA.Nobody has to know.
I'll meet you,we'll go right on the beach at sunset and we'll have sex together
till sunrise,naked and have some fun in the ocean too.You tell me.
Why not?

This is the way to release myself and for sure I'm ready for you ANY TIME BABY!

Ozzy Osbourne(Hell is open for you any time now...)

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...I'm your turbo lover....te - de Little Eagle la: 07/08/2004 08:16:51
(la: Sexul la serviciu)
...I'm your turbo lover....tell me there's no other....
Mda,mi se pare perfect de bine si interesant si excitant sa ai sex la serviciu.
Daca eu am avut sex intr-o cabina telefonica si intre vagoanele metroului in Ny...a avea sex la serviciu e o joaca.Am facut si asta.In W.C-ul femeilor sau calare pe birouri sau chiar pe chiuveta,eram sportiv pe atunci in astea,de aia am dureri de spate azi...e greu sa tii o femeie in brate cu spatele la zid si s-o pompezi stand in picioare...azi am devenit cel care sta sub femeie.dar imi place si mereu mi-a placut cand fat e in control.Voi fetelor ce ziceti?adica mereu...supuse barbatului?

Nu stiu daca sex la serviciu are o legatura cu cel in public?pe undeva e cam asemanator.Intra in categorie si sexul din scoala generala sau liceu sau colegiu aici?
Personal mi se pare excitant sa ai sex in locuri interzise,e un fetish,fara nici o legatura acum,odata am avut o gagicuta japoneza din Hong Kong insa care era in bondage,stiu ca facea niste noduri de franghie de nici dracu'nu te mai scotea din intrerupt-o cu ea pt. ca avea o iubita(NU AM nimic impotriva lesbienelor!)dar nu ma simteam bine in preajma ei....she was a real weirdo boy!Era si ea tot din Hong Kong dar avea o manie...un fetish in care nu am crezut ca exista pana atunci....automutilare voita ....fata nu avea un picior si eu ca prostul credeam ca saraca a avut un accident nasol....cand am aflat de la Miko(japoneza cu care eram)ca din vointa si din ..."eroticism" si-a dorit piciorul taiat total,mi-am zis ca e vremea sa ma uschesc!

Sunt unii Dr. asiatici care fac astfel de operatii si exista o reala lume underground de astfel de fetish people in NY,nu va spun minciuni!Daca intri pe canalele lor,si e de ajuns sa cunosti 1-2 persoane,vei intra intr-o lume ce ti se pare total ireala si weird!

Mereu am fost...curios...

In fine,trebuia sa ma f...t si la serviciu,de ce nu?N-am fost eu angajat prea mult in un loc,cred ca toata viata am avut cam 12 servicii diverse(in aici)si cel mai mult am stat 3 ani intr-unul,cel mai putin,1-2 luni.
Doar odata in viata am stat 3 ani.In rest,aici am fost si sunt freelance pt. ca urasc sa am un sef!Eu sunt seful meu!

Mai nasol este sa ai relatii extraconjugale.Oi fi fost eu cum am fost dar am niste precepte ale mele:daca sunt insurat,NU imi insel sotia niciodata!Ar insemna tradare.
Ca ma uit la alte femei si imi sunt frumoase si le-as f...e pe loc,e ceva ce va ramane o mica fantezie de moment,dar m-as simti f. nasol in suflet si nu as putea trai cu mine insumi daca mi-as insela real sotia.Asta imi aduce aminte de niste cuvinte zise de Jimmy Carter(de n-ar fi fost ajungeam eu in USA!):"All of us men ,we're cheating on our wives,It is impossible not to look with that sexual desire at some woman passing by,and after that,we're loving more our wives. "
E sau nu adevarat?

Sex sub birou,pe birou,la w.c.,pe terasa cladirii,un blow job scurt,go down on her and tease her to insanity,lick her fingers,have sex in front of the window so all people can see you,cam asa se intampla .Eram odata prieten cu un fotograf revista ELLE si Cosmopolitan,mereu avea dupa el gagici de cadeai pe jos,manechine de ti se parea un vis sa ai sex cu ele...putine chiar sunt inebunite dupa sex,mai mult dupa relatii si bani multi si pile.

Sunt niste Barbie Dolls de plastic.Dar nu se sfiesc si iau la droguri cu gramada.
faci apoi ...CE VREI cu ele!
Leo(amicul meu fotograf)era into S&M si era bisexual,mai mult ii placea sa fie tortuirat de femei superbe si avea destule.Si asa mai dadeam si eu la bucile lor prin el.Ele (de obicei mereu cate doua)il torturau eu le f...m,de nici ca puteam sa ma scap, o tineam ca un nebun ...dar era si pt. ca luam droguri cacalau atunci,si ele la fel,nu dormi,si sex-ul continua parca la e nasol pt. ca you pass out cu scula dreapta si te trezesti la fel...

E o nebunie sexuala.Dar radeam de inebuneam de fi vazut legat in lanturi cu masca pe fata si fermoar la gura si ...scula in piele neagra si alte inele si zgarciuri in jurul ei si un dildo bagat in cur...omul nu putea vorbi(fermoarul) si eu ma p...m pe mine de ras.
Iar am divagat...altele ,alta data,sex la serviciu? f. sanatos!Nota 10 de la mine.Ba si am o gramada acum de povestit doar despre vremurile cu Leo,pe alta zi insa.

Tot in trecut traiesc...doar amintiri au ramas dar nu-i duc dorul deloc.Am insa ceva de spus mereu.E imposibil sa nu fie ,la viata tumultoasa ce am trait aici.


atunci sa facem completarea de cuvinta... - de sanjuro la: 19/11/2004 10:10:12
(la: Cele mai frumoase poezii)
Edgar Allan Poe

The Raven
[First published in 1845]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet violet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
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on the radio station - de sanjuro la: 20/01/2005 16:11:19
(la: Un nou forum: "Bancuri, glume, poante...")
Imi cer scuze pentru cei care nu cunosc lb. engleza...

On WBAM FM (Chicago) radio station, on a morning show, the DJ launches a new contest with consistent prizes.

The CONTEST was called MATE MATCH. The DJ called someone on his office, ask the person if it's married or has a significant other.

In case of positive answer, the DJ ask him 3 very personal questions after which the person is asked to provide the name and the phone number of the mate to check the answers.

If the answers are correct the couple wins a really big prize.

DJ: "Hi, this is Edgar from WBAM. Have you heard about our MATE MATCH contest ?"
HIM(laughing): "Yeah, I've heard."
DJ: "OK! So you know the prize is a 5 days trip to Orlando, Florida, in case you win. Your first name ?"
HIM: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married, RIGHT ?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Good. And your wife first name is ... ?"
Brian: " Sara."
DJ: "Sara is at work right now ?"
Brian (laughing): "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay then ... first question - When did you two have sex last time ?"
Brian: "She's going to kill me !"
DJ: "Don't worry, Brian."
Brian: "This morning, around 8 a.m."
DJ: "Well done, man! Second question - How long did it take ?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want to wins this trip, right? Nobody would easily recognize this !"
Brian: "Yes, we'd really enjoy this trip."
DJ: "Okaaay ... last question - Where did you two do it ?"
Brian (laughing): "Weeeellllll .... "
DJ: "So far you did good, Brian ... come on, tell me where."
Brian: "Not there is something, but her mother lives with us for few weeks."
DJ: "Hmmm ... sounds better and better ..."
Brian: "... and my mother in law was in the shower and ... in short ... we did it on the kitchen table !"
DJ: "Isn't that great ? A real adventure ... well, my dear listeners, let's put Brian on "hold" and call the WIFE. "
DJ: "Hello. Sara's there ?"
After a short while ... Sara's on the phone :

DJ: "Hi Sara, this is Edgar from WBAM. We're on air and till now we talked couple of hours to Brian."
Sara (laughing): "Couple of hours ?"
DJ: "Well, several minutes, in fact ... he's on air with us. Do you know the rules of our MATE MATCH contest ?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: " Okaaay."
Brian: laughs.
Sara (laughing): "Brian, what in the world are you up to ?"
Brian: "Sara, you just have to give absolutely honest answers to the next questions. You gotta be absolutely honest."
DJ: "OK ... let's see ... if your answers are the same with Brian's ... you'll win a 5 days trip to Orlando, Florida. You got it, Sara ?"
Sara (laughing): "Yeah, I got it."
DJ: "Then ... let's see ... - When did you two have sex last time ?"
Sara: "O God ! Brian ...... this morning before Brian left for work."
DJ: "Good, good ... but which hour was it ?"
Sara: "I think around 8 a.m."
DJ: "Very good ... next question - How long did it take ? "
Sara: "12, 15 minutes .. probably."
DJ: "Hmmm. Close enough. I'm sure you're trying to protect his manhood. You're one question to the trip in Florida. Are you ready ?"
Sara (laughing): "Yeesss."
DJ: " Where did you two do it ?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian ... you didn't tell them ... did you ?"
Brian: "Don't worry ... tell them."
DJ: "What's wrong Sara ... something's bothering you ?"
Sara: "Well, just that my mother is in holiday and she's living with us ......"
DJ: "And she saw you ?"
Sara: "Brian?!"
Brian: "No ... oh no, I don't ..."
DJ: "Hold it ... calm down ... I need an answer ! Please !?"
Sara: "Oh, God , I don't believe you told them such a thing !"
Brian: "Come on, honey, we're talking about a trip to Florida !"
DJ: "Come on, sis ... we don't have all day for this. Where did you two do it ?"
Sara (after a short pause): " In the ass !"

(a long, long, long silence)
DJ: "We'll be back after commercials ............. "

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American Diplomacy - de Pasagerul la: 20/02/2005 19:30:44
(la: Un nou forum: "Bancuri, glume, poante...")
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report you wanted about the new leader of
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new
leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in
the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi?
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: I said milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

If you always do what you've always done
you'll always get what you always got.
the fun has just begun - de Little Eagle la: 24/02/2005 00:53:16
Tell me and I'll forget.Show me and I may not remember.Involve me and I'll understand.

"It does not require many words to speak the truth."
Chief Joseph(Nez Perce)
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he! - de Belle la: 24/05/2005 21:13:15
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "3")
tell me something I don't know ;)
te rog sa ma crezi ca inca dau drumul la caldura noaptea :(
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Eu? - de Rien 2 Loin la: 30/05/2005 01:26:50
(la: cine sunt eu?
Bancul cu Bula:

Pleaca tac-so d-acas' si-i spune lui Bula (care-i cam tamp, asa): "Asculta tata, nu dai drumul nimanui, dar nimanui, numai mie, daa?"
Iese, tranteste usa si-si aminteste c-a uitat ceva, bate la usa si tampu' intreaba "ssssiiiineee ieeeeee?". Tac-so raspunde: "Eu, deschide, sunt eu". Bula ramane tintuit locului, intoarce incet aratatorul spre el insul si se interaba incetisor: "Ieeeeeeeuuuu ?!!!..."

N-are legatura cu subiectul (si totusi... :c) ) dar mesajul anterior cu acelasi subiect mi-e atras atentia si mi-a amintit bancul.

"mai bine neg toate intrebarile si cu ochii inchisi, necontientizand deci, voi ajunge UNDEVA…. Insa, in cine ma incred eu in drumul asta, cand nu ma cunosc nici macar pe mine atat de bine, incat sa ma indrept spre UNDEVA…"

Iar acest "undeva" imi aminteste de conversatia intre Alice si Cheshire-cat:

"Would you tell me please, which road should I take from here",
asked Alice to the Cat
- That depends greatly on where you want to go - he answered
- I don’t care about “where", said Alice
- "Then, it doesn’t matter which road you take", the Cat said.
- "Some road that takes me somewhere", Alice added.
- "You’ll surely take it. You have only got to walk enough".

Lewis Carroll - Alice in Wonderland


"Imi spui, te rog, pe care drum s-o iau acum?",
o intreba Alice pe pisica
- "Depinde destul de mult de unde vrei sa ajungi" - raspunse pisica
- "Nu-mi pasa "unde"", zice Alice
- "Atunci nu conteaza ce drum iei, nu?", zice pisica.
- "atata timp cat ma duce totusi undeva", adauga Alice.
- "Te va duce. doar ca va trebui sa mergi suficient".

Lewis Carroll - Alice in Wonderland

belle - de RSI la: 22/06/2005 21:59:12
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "3")
i give up ! tell me !

"- Cum putem face imposibilul?"
"- Cu entuziasm!"
Paulo Coelho-Al 5-lea Munte
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horica - de Belle la: 28/06/2005 22:17:59
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "3")
tell me something I don't know....
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am venit si eu - de Horia D la: 11/07/2005 17:10:57
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "4")
cine face un rezumat? si ca sa incepeti saptamana pe un ton bun, uite si un banc primit de la un prieten...enjoy.

Two Nuns
There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM:Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL:It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL:The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM:It's not working.
SL:Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL:The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM:Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM:Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
say two Hail Marys
hehe gigi - de anisia la: 17/07/2005 19:53:50
(la: De ce simt femeile nevoia sa fie sexy?)
Tu nu sti ca ce e in ograda lor trebuie musai sa ramana numai al lor? don't tell me about it!!! ... cat de facut gelosi, ce sa-ti zic...cand e cu limita, sunt adorabili sa fie putini gelosi, adica sa-si arate interesul again&again. magulitor, chiar...:)) ... ca doar si de-asta le place femeilor sa fie sexy, nu?
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bleah - de Belle la: 26/08/2005 15:52:57
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "5")
nu se intampla nimic in asia, crede-ma.... mi-a luat 20 de minute sa dau un fax in thailanda.... puck-ul ei de stone age

auzi, pe asta il stii?

The Italian who went to Malta
(read with Italian accent, those who cannot, suffer !)

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch !!

Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!!!

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Alan Parsons Project - Eye in - de eye in the sky la: 13/10/2005 11:21:50
(la: Versuri din melodiile voastre preferate...)
Alan Parsons Project - Eye in the sky

Don't think sorry's easily said
Don't try turning tables instead
You've taken lots of chances before
But I ain't gonna give any more
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
'Cause part of me knows what you're thinking...
Don't say words you're gonna regret
Don't let the fire rush to your head
I've heard the accusaation before
And I ain't gonna take any more
Believe me
The sun in your eyes
Made some of the lies worth believing

I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
Iam the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see any more
To know that I can read your mind, I can read your mind

Don't leave false illusions behind
Don't cry 'cause I ain't changing my mind
Soo find another fool like before
'Cause I ain't gonna live anymore believing
Some of the lies while all of the signs are deceivïng

Lenny Kravitz - Can't get you off my mind

Life is just a lonely highway
I'm out here on the open road
I'm old enough to see behind me
But young enough to feel my soul
I don't wanna lose you baby
And I don't wanna be alone
Don't wanna live my days without you
But for now I've got to be without you

I've got a pocket full of money
And pocket full of keys that have no bounds
But then I think of lovin'
And I just can't get you off of my mind

Babe can't you see
That this is killing me
I don't want to push you baby
And I don't want you to be told
It's just that I can't breathe without you
Feel like I'm gonna lose control

I've got a pocket full of money oh yes I do
And a pocket full of keys that have no bounds
But when it comes to lovin'
I just can't get you off of my mind, yeaaah

Am I a fool to think that there's a little hope
Yeah yeahhhhhheee yeah
Tell me baby, yeah
What are the rules the reasons and the do's and don'ts
Yeah yeahhhhhheee yeah
Tell me baby tell me baby, yeah
What do you feel inside?

I've got a pocket full of money
And a pocket full of keys that have no bounds
Oh yeah
But when it comes down to lovin'
I just can't get you off of my mind, yeah
I just can't get you off of my mïnd, yeah.

Everything you can imagine is real
Lipsa de informare sau, mai r - de pegaS la: 01/11/2005 10:45:51
(la: Violenta: un "modus vivendi"?)
Lipsa de informare sau, mai rau, dezinformarea sta la baza ideilor preconcepute iar comoditatea le alimenteaza. Ne creem propriile definitii, ne stabilim propriile repere si ne raportam la acestea dupa propriile principii... asta in masura in care ne rezumam la observare. Cand trecem la critica - fie ea pozitiva sau negativa - e de preferat s-o facem in cunostinta de cauza ceea ce nu e si cazul dv.
Acel cineva are o vaga idee vis-a-vis de Hiphop avand in vedere informatia nu tocmai corecta pe care v-a furnizat-o.
Hiphop-ul ESTE o cultura - as spune chiar cu un potential enorm - manipulata, din pacate, de ceea ce numim showbiz. Cele 4 elemente (5, in acceptiuni mai noi) sunt MCing sau Rapping (partea vocala), DJing (tehnica bazata pe scratching, sampling & mixing ce asigura fondul sonor alaturi de compozitii proprii), Graffiti si B-Boying (Breakdance).. cea de-a 5-a ar fi Beatboxing (studiul si aplicarea muzicii facute cu ajutorul partilor corpului).
Originile genului si variile sale aspecte sunt mult prea complexe pt. a le putea expune aici - cei interesati pot arunca o privire la - la fel ca si raspunsul la intrebarea ta. Nu putem vorbi de un raspuns concret - Hiphop-ul este, ca de altfel orice manifestare artistica, o forma de exprimare libera (cu tot ce implica aceasta). Poate fi contra violentei, o poate promova sau poate fi parte neutra. Contrar ideii incetatenite conform careia Hiphop-ul trateaza exclusiv probleme sociale exista destule exemple in care personalul, abstractul, liricul primeaza partea muzicala fiind, de asemenea, in ton cu textul.
Cine are rabdare sa citeasca s-o faca, cine nu sa lase balta subiectul...

"I can recite the grass on the hill and memorize the moon
I know the cloudforms of love by heart
And have brought tears to the eye of a storm
And my memory banks vaults of forests and amazon river banks
And i've screamed them into sunsets that echo in earthquakes
Shadows have been my spotlight
As I monologue the night
And dialogue with days
Soliloquies of wind and breeze applauded by sun rays
We put language in zoos to observe caged thought (...)"
Saul Williams - Wine

"I played connect the dots with your beauty marks
And I ended up with picture perfect sheet music
I read your musical notes with a composer's eyes
And heard out song for the first time
My spine is still tingling, mental images of your fine tune
Is what I've been nodding my head to lately
Every now and then you can catch me humming
Your nudity under my heavy breath
I heavily suggest you resurrect
Your ancient neglected dust collector
If you distrust the distance in my seldom plucked heart strings
Sit stripped before your full length
Perform your reflection backwards
Maybe then you will understand the rhythm in my movement
Listen when the news is sent
Extend when the rules are bent
I'll be waiting to take your leave
Make me a victim of your two step
Make me an apprentice of your body parts
Teach me to dance to your beauty marks
I'm stepping on toes here and I don't care
It's hopeless, it's hopeless
It's hopelessness holding this openess to blow a kiss
So close your lips but don't get pissed
And throw a fist at this vocalist
I'm not emotionless, in fact I broke my wrist
When I wrote the list of all those I miss
This is my poker face, Mister Feel Nothing"
Sage Francis - Hopeless

"(...)There's smoke in my iris
But I painted a sunny day on the insides of my eyelids
So I'm ready now (What you ready for?)
I'm ready for life in this city
And my wings have grown almost enough to lift me
I'm a dinosaur with Jones Beach in my hourglass
Passing the time with serial killer coloringbooks and bags of marbles
Don't tell me you ain't the droid that held the match to the charcoals
Don't tell me Lucifer and God don't carpool
(This is our school)
I'm not trying to graduate to life at the curse on the lounge barstool
Head in a jar on the desk, feet dangling in a shark pool
(Man please) Man please
My name stands for my being
And my being stands for the woman who stood
And braved the storm could raise this evening
(Brother sun, sister moon, mother beautiful)
Yeah middle sibling suitable but far from son of excellence
(...) And I ain't getting any younger
My knuckles wear their bruises well
I've yet to lose that hunger
But only time can tell
Prodigal Son with a prodigal wish to sew that prodigal stitch
And crucify bigot voodoo doll on two popsicle sticks
See your name is Ambiguity
My name is something hands can't hold
But hearts part ocean scapes just to watch the starlet unfold (...)"
Aesop Rock - Battery

Si exemplele pot continua...
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servus VOI - de om la: 01/11/2005 15:41:37
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "6")
Arunc si eu niste bancuri de dimineata (aici :) si va doresc o zi buna!

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?


Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates, damn it!


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find


Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Tech support: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.


Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.


Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work


Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?


Customer: I can't get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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"Inside out"Brian Adams, - de Scarlet la: 17/12/2005 09:40:13
(la: Versuri din melodiile voastre preferate...)
word are so very necessary:
pt. ca eu m-am indragostit de piesa asta:

"Bighest lie you ever told
deepest fear by growing old
lonliest night you ever spent
angriest letter you never sent
the boy you swore you'll never leave
the one you've kissed on New year's eve
the sweatest dream you had last night
your darkest hour, your hardest fight.

Ref.:I wanna know you,like I know myself
I'm waiting for you, there ain't no one else
talk to me babe
scream and shout
I wanna know you inside out
I wanna deep down deep
I wanna lose some sleep
I wanna scream and shout
I wanna know you inside out
I wanna take my time
I wanna know you're mine
You know there ain't no doubt
I wanna know you inside out

The saddest song you ever heard
the most you said with just one word
the longest pray you ever praid
the truest vow you ever made
what makes you laughes
what makes you cry
what makes you mad
what gets you by
your highest high,your lowest low
these are the things I wanna know

I wanna know your soul
I wanna lose control
come on let it out
I wanna know you inside out
deep down deep,lose some sleep
I wanna scream and shout
I wanna know you inside out.
tell me everythig babe."(Brian Adams:Inside out)
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