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zi insorita... - de Pasagerul la: 29/07/2006 10:23:59
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ?9...Wear sunscreen

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years youll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you cant grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked...Youre not as fat as you imagine.

Dont worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you


Dont be reckless with other peoples hearts, dont put up with people who are reckless with yours.


Dont waste your time on jealousy; sometimes youre ahead, sometimes youre behind...the race is long, and in the end its only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.


Dont feel guilty if you dont know what to do with your life...the most interesting people I know didnt know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still dont.

Get plenty of calcium

Be kind to your knees, youll miss them when theyre gone.

Maybe youll marry, maybe you wont, maybe youll have children, maybe you wont, maybe youll divorce at 40, maybe youll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary...what ever you do, dont congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either - your choices are half chance, so are everybody elses.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can...dont be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, its the greatest instrument youll ever own.

Dance...even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you dont follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

49 second break in speech -- Quindon singing

Get to know your parents, youll never know when theyll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.


Accept certain inalienable truths, price will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do youll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Dont expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Dont mess too much with your hair, or by the time its 40, it will look 85.

Be careful who advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen...

Pt cine nu a recunoscut, este vorba de cintecul lui Baz Luhrman
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
(Maya Angelou )
sunet, imagine, cuvinte... - de irma la: 19/10/2008 12:30:57 Modificat la: 19/10/2008 12:33:31
(la: Sounds)
Too far away from the city
Some kids left on their own
They said we have a communist in the family
I had to wear a mask

Too far away from the city
We had to make this room
Fathers were football players, formal works, policemen
What the mothers did I didn't know

Music tonight
I just want your music tonight

I saw her body organ
She was laughing while pressing the keys
She said my favourite book was dirty and
'You shouldn't shout, you can read.'

Too far away from the city
We never heard its noise
We learned how to stay fit and things like
Green-tones hide the blush

Music tonight
I just want your music tonight
Music tonight
I just want your music tonight

Too far away from the city
We came to breathe clean air
Nature left a safe oasis
And the mothers walked towards the forest

Music tonight
I just want your music tonight
Music tonight
I just want your music tonight
orar - de PROUDFRECKLED la: 16/12/2010 21:11:16
P = Protein
S = Starch
V = Vegetables
O = Fat
A = Fruit
FF = Free Food
SA = Sweets and Alcohol

Here’s a typical week that reveals a very simple, yet extremely effective way to wear your bathing suit all summer without caring what other people think.

We call it the GL-12 Summer Metabolic Disruption Plan

Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays (Maintenance):

Meal 1: P/V/S
Meal 2: P/A
Meal 3: P/V/S
Meal 4: P/V
Meal 5: P/O/V

You still get plenty of starches and a little fruit so you don’t get bored. There are a thousand different recipes you could use on these days so variety is NOT an issue. This is huge for fat loss longevity.

Wednesdays (Strategic Cheat to spark thyroid and leptin):

Meal 1: P/O/V
Meal 2: P/O/V
Meal 3: P/V
Meal 4: P/S/V (Cheat – don’t binge or stuff)
Meal 5: FF/SA (Cheat – don’t binge or stuff)

Fridays (Deplete until Happy Hour):

Meal 1: P/O/V
Meal 2: P/O
Meal 3: P/O/V
Meal 4: P/O
Meal 5: FF (Cheat – don’t binge or stuff)

Saturdays (Cheat):

Meal 1: P/S/V
Meal 2: P/A
Meal 3: FF
Meal 4: P/V
Meal 5: FF/SA

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Medical analysis - de Horia D la: 18/05/2004 11:02:15
(la: Banc: doi mosi pe o banca...)

One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Stan replies "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He
deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks."

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and waits.

The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab...
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

And, as always, thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
Lecturica uichendoasa sau - de Dinu Lazar la: 18/12/2004 08:38:23
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
Tacutii foto cafegii pot totusi citi cit se aduce o cafea noua :

And we thought business slowed down in the holiday season.
This week's update to PDNOnline includes lots of news on new
ad campaigns, people on the move, who's shooting what, product
news and more.

Newswire :

-How one advertising photographer's marketing pitch paid off
and lead to an ad shoot for Reebok.

-Advertising special: Which photographers shot pop star
Thalia for the new Hershey's campaign, BBDO Chicago's new ads
for Big Red, the Zoo York ad campaign, recent projects for
Ralph Lauren and L'Oreal, a project for Epson, a Harley
Davidson advertorial, a Colgate MaxClean ad for Y&R Toronto,
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-People on the Move is packed. New photo editors at Adweek and
Absolute; Dallas Morning News's Ken Geiger gets a new gig; a
new CD hired at Mullen; new talent at Stockland Martel, Patti
Schumann and ZUMA Press; SuperStock's new CEO. ($ premium for
subscribers only.)

-In Memoriam: Craig Aurness, stock pioneer and photographer.

-Kodak's layoffs continue in Canada and Europe.

-In France, a former Corbis Sygma photo editor has launched a
photo portal to help independent photojournalism agencies
compete with the big players.

Newswire Index


Feature: A City In Flux

Photographer Douglas Levere talks about the work behind his
new book: a collection of images meticulously recreating
photos in Abbott's landmark "Changing New York" -- same time
of day, same time of year, same kind of camera. Compare
Abbott's and Levere's images side by side to enjoy a tribute
to a great photographer, a curiously engaging work of urban
and architectural history.

----- adv -----

Discover the Power of VisionAge...

...and discover how you can win a new E-300 Evolt from
Olympus. This month in VisionAge, you'll also discover how the
America 24/7 project came together from the perspective of
Olympus photographers Anne Day, Stephen Marc, and Kristen
Ashburn. Also, learn the latest color management techniques
with Andrew Rodney and go "Behind the Shot" with legendary
National Geographic photographer Bert Fox as he goes deep to
shoot the Titanic.

What To Do During Your Christmas Vacation

Take a look through the best work you've shot over the past
year and decide what you want to enter into PDN's 2005 Photo
Annual. The deadline is approaching. Entry forms and details
on the contest rules --including information on our new stock
photography category-- are all available at PDNOnline.

This is our last newsletter of the year! If important news
breaks in the next two weeks, we'll post it on our site, but
we won't be sending out another email alert until January.

To all our readers and newsletter subscribers: Best wishes for
a happy, prosperous and peaceful 2005.

The Editors
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CT Popescu dumnezeu - de ampop la: 24/03/2005 08:42:16
(la: CTP si-a dat demisia. Bine sau rau pentru presa romaneasca?)
Nu contest calitatile lui CTP dar devenise in ultima vreme un fel de dumnezeu al presei romanesti. Cu alura sa severa, seroasa, emitea din Olimpul Casei Scanteii judecati de valoare, forma opinii pentru prostime...poate ca a fost necesara o mica umilinta pentru ca inainte de toate si CTP este om. Lumea presei este deseori controlata de relatii oculte, de potentatii vremii si de ce nu, in prezent de clepticratia rosie la putere in Romania. Tinu probabil a fost victima aceleiasi cleptocratii, cand nu a mai "jucat" cum i-a cantat "sistemul". Acum CTP este inlaturat probabil din alte o fi nici el pe placul "sistemului" ori "sistemul' s-a folosit de el si acum il arunca la cosul de gunoi. Vom vedea daca CTP mai poate sau este "lasat" de "sistem" sa-si revina la linia de plutire si sa editeze un ziar nou. Nu am fost niciodata un fan al lui CTP dar ii recunosc calitatile jurnalistice. Si imi aduc aminte cum CTP il inclotea pe "Iepuras" in campania electorala din toamna, fiind partinitor fata de "Ursulet". Sa fie oare iepurasul cel ce s-a razbunat pe CTP..." "manastire-ntre picior" (cum zicea o buna prietena maghiara) :)...."Every gambler knows that the secret of surviving 's knowing what to throw away and knowing what to keep, Cause every hand 's a winner and evrey hand 's a looser...and the best that you can hope for is to DIE INTO SLEEP" .
(la: O conversatie cu DINU LAZAR, fotograf)
The seismic transformation from film to digital has left both clients and photographers alike unsure how and what to charge for photographs taken and supplied digitally.

The issue was clear when film was the norm, and during the recent transition period of shooting film but delivering a digital scan. Clients would pay for film costs and processing, and would receive processed scans as an additional service, paying scanning fees either to the photographer or to a processing lab.

In the photographer's case these fees went wholly or partially towards the additional expenses incurred in digital production - simply put, the costs of the computer, monitor, calibration equipment, scanner and photo-processing software (Photoshop), investment in acquiring the necessary skills, and of course the additional labour time now spent after each job, scanning individual film into 'ready to use' RGB digital files.

Now however, film, ‘wet’ processing and the presentation of prints, transparencies or even scans from film is steadily fading.

Digital capture is now the norm in the overwhelming degree of cases - but the 'virtual' nature of digital images has left some clients thinking there are no longer any costs to pay beyond the photographer's initial commission fee.

And many photographers who are in no doubt about the additional costs they still have to bear, charge for those costs in ways that confuse not only their clients but also themselves.

So what should photographers be charging for, and why?

They no longer have to pay for film & processing, so some would argue, neither should their clients.

But photographers still have to supply their intellectual property - photographs - in a material form. They do so in the form of processed digital image files*, digitally transmitted to clients or delivered on digital media (CD, DVD).

That is the service photographers now provide & must charge their clients for - their costs of capturing, processing, transmitting and presenting the images on digital media to clients.

This service requires the appropriate equipment, skills and labour time, and so fees must be levied to clients (in the same way as a film scanning fee) that goes wholly or partially towards the additional expenses incurred in digital production.

So perhaps the question would be better re-phrased as follows: What services do clients require, and what should they pay?

Some clients say they require nothing more than the files straight from the camera (sometimes the entire contents of the camera card) and claim they should pay no more than the commission fee itself, by asserting that these ‘digits’ cost the photographer nothing, and should therefore not be charged to the client.

Firstly, this is not true.

In order to produce digital images, the photographer has to meet the huge capital cost of professional digital cameras, which cost 3-4 times more than film cameras, and require replacement in less than half the time of their film equivalents (The life span of professional digital cameras is currently about two years before replacement, whereas film cameras could last a decade or more).

Secondly, the frequent dismissal of these capital costs on the grounds that they save photographers money in film and lab bills is not true either.

The photographer used to pass these film/lab production charges directly on to the client IN ADDITION to the commission fee, so nothing is being saved by the photographer, who is now facing the extra costs of producing digital images, which now, as then, has to be met one way or another by the client.

The ‘straight from the camera’ supply of digital files is deeply unsatisfactory for photographers and clients, and the practice of handing over the entire contents of a camera card for the commission fee - commonly referred to in justly unflattering terms as a 'Dump and Run' - cannot be endorsed or encouraged by the NUJ.

The client gets unedited digital files, including all the under and overexposed frames, the unsharp frames and all the "indecisive" moments.
Moreover, digital files that are correctly exposed but otherwise uncorrected or processed in imaging software like Photoshop rarely match the quality of original prints or transparencies, or the scans photographers used to make from them.

It also provides no way of tracking image usage, due to the amount of files handed over, lack of captions or photographer credit on each file, and with widespread ignorance about the licensing of images**, constitutes a virtually 'Royalty Free' handover of images from the photographer without appropriate payment.

(This should be distinguished from the legitimate professional need for unprocessed files on some occasions – for example a newspaper requiring a picture wired on a very tight deadline. However, the photographer should in these cases still provide AN EDIT of their shoot, which should be captioned accordingly with copyright details – not the whole card, and licensing usage should always be confirmed beforehand).

Photographers take pride in providing an edited selection of colour corrected, sharpened & captioned photographs - in short, working professionally - the way they always have, by presenting an edited, processed, captioned set of prints, transparencies and images.

So professionally prepared files are the best way of supplying photographs for both photographer and client - they are after all exactly what the client previously received in the form of prints, transparencies or scans from film.

And charging for the production of professional files is also the most appropriate way of meeting digital costs. They can either be charged for individually, or in bulk at an hourly rate if appropriate.

It should be remembered here that in addition to meeting the capital costs of digital cameras, and charging for extra labour time, the photographer has to meet the costs of running a 'digital darkroom'. These include the capital cost of computers that become obsolete almost as fast as the cameras, monitors and software.

In addition photographers charge for digital delivery, either by burning to CD/DVD, or by digital transmission, and also digital archiving on a hard drive or storable media.

Here then is a guide to digital charges recommended by the NUJ, to create a transparent and open system that fairly rewards photographers for both their time and expertise, as well as one that informs buyers of photography what they should expect for their money.

The guide works through a typical digital photographer’s workflow – from digital capture through to the presentation of processed files.

Digital or inkjet contact sheets - £20.00 per contact sheet.

Processed digital image file (or scan from film) - £15.00 per file.

Bulk processing of digital files - £100.00 per hour for orders over 7 files (minimum fee one hour)

(A contact sheet is in effect ‘the contents of the camera card’, but is a preview for client choice and photographer processing – a legitimate and more transparent alternative to a ‘Dump and Run’, as the client can choose how many files they need processing on an amount or cost basis, in consultation with the photographer)

Burning files to CD - £10.00 per CD

Burning files to DVD - £20.00 per DVD

Digital Transmission - £20.00 for up to 10 images.

Each further transmission after the first 10 - £2.00 surcharge on each image (£15.00 plus £2.00 = £17.00)

VAT is added at the standard rate where the photographer is VAT registered.

NB: these charges are applicable only to editorial and PR photography for newspaper and magazines. Digital charges for medium to large format and studio work will be higher, especially where files are converted from RGB to CMYK, and proof prints are supplied.

A processed digital image file is a file that is cleaned, cropped and colour corrected for appropriate use in print or the Web, and captioned with IPTC information. For further definitions and guidelines, please refer to the NUJ Digital Processing Guide, which provides a basic outline.

* Photographers, particularly freelances, do not sell their images to clients - they ‘license’ the use of the image for a specific purpose and time frame for an appropriate fee, and issue a simple license agreement and Terms and Conditions in their delivery note. The license, in conjunction with covering digital costs and the photographers commission fee constitutes their ‘fee for the job’, and can vary from job to job. For further definitions and guidelines, please refer to the NUJ Photographic Licensing Guide, which provides a basic outline.
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albviolet - de giocondel la: 16/04/2005 04:53:39
(la: FEMEIA intre cariera si cratita; BARBATUL...unde mai are loc...)
nu am citit cartea cu pricina... in schimb, ideea legata de educarea femeii este inspirata din principiile credintei Baha'i, unde se acorda o mare importanta egalitatii dintre sexe si incurajarii amandorura, ba chiar se mentioneaza la un moment dat ceva de genul : daca o familie este saraca si are doi copii, un baiat si o fata dar nu isi permite sa investeasca decat in educatia unuia dintre ei, atunci de preferinta este ca acel copil ce va avea acces la educatie sa fie mama, pentru ca ea este prima educatoare a noii generatii. Am sa presupun ca intelegeti limba engleza pentru ca , din pacate, nu am acees la scrierile Baha'i, in limba romana deocamdata ( mi-am lasat toate cartile acasa) ::)

"If the mother is educated then her children will be well taught. When the mother is wise, then will the children be led into the path of wisdom. If the mother be religious she will show her children how they should love God. If the mother is moral she guides her little ones into the ways of uprightness.... Therefore, surely, God is not pleased that so important an instrument as woman should suffer from want of training in order to attain the perfections desirable and necessary for her great life's work! Divine Justice demands that the rights of both sexes should be   equally respected since neither is superior to the other in the eyes of Heaven. Dignity before God depends, not on sex, but on purity and luminosity of heart. Human virtues belong equally to all!

('Abdu'l-Bahá: Paris Talks, p. 162)

'Abdu'l-Bahá laid great stress on Education. He said "The girl's education is of more importance today than the boy's, for she is the mother of the future race. It is the duty of all to look after the children. Those without children should, if possible, make themselves responsible for the education of a child."

The condition of the destitute in the country villages as well as in London impressed 'Abdu'l-Bahá greatly. In an earnest talk with the Rector of a Parish, 'Abdu'l-Bahá said: "I find England awake; there is spiritual life here. But your poor are so very poor! This should not be. On the one hand you have wealth, and great luxury; on the other hand men and women are living in the extremities of hunger and want. This great contrast of life is one of the blots on the civilization of this enlightened age.

"You must turn attention more earnestly to the betterment of the conditions of the poor. Do not be satisfied until each one with whom you are concerned is to you as a member of your family. Regard each one either as a father, or as a brother, or as a sister, or as a mother, or as a child. If you can attain to this, your difficulties will vanish, you will know what to do. This is the teaching of Bahá'u'lláh."  ( Abdu'l-Baha in London, p. 91)

Ps: pe scurt, Bahá'u'lláh este fondatorul credintei Baha'i iar Abdu'l Baha este fiul sau, ce l-a insotit in surghiunul si incarcerarea sa timp de 40 de ani, tocmai pentru ca acum 160 de ani aceste idei de egalitate intre sexe, eliminare a tuturor prejudecatilor, Unicitate a divinitatii, Unitate a omenirii, universalitate a educatiei, cautare independenta a Adevarului, armonia intre religie si stiinta, etc etc erau de neconceput pentru societatea islamica (dar nu numai), unde Baha'u'llah a revelat aceasta noua religie, ca si o reinoire a mesajului divin, etern in trecut, etern in viitor, unul si acelasi in esenta sa, in fiecare din marile religii revelate .

numai bine!

"To merit the madness of love, man must abound in sanity"
-The Seven Valleys-

The Gambler - de ampop la: 11/07/2005 10:18:34
(la: Versuri din melodiile voastre preferate...)
"...every gambler knows that the secret for surviving
's knowing what to throw away, and knowing what to keep,
'cause every hand's a winner and every hand's a looser,
and the best that you can hope for is to die into sleep"...

Interesant - de Mr Six la: 28/12/2005 02:56:28
(la: long live the stock market!!)
Nu stiu de ce (cred ca nu-i greseala), imi apare astazi un volum la 65puts de 5653 contracte...valoreaza 11 milioane.
I don't know what to make out of it.
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banc de seara - de donquijote la: 20/06/2006 20:02:33
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")
A Sweet Newlywed Story

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.

The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious ... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that."

"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...


...And they lived happily ever after.
"My life is brilliant" - de proletaru la: 02/07/2006 21:41:23
(la: The Ball Room)
eu dau versurile, muzica o stiti si restul vine de la sine!

"My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true".
banc on topic - de irma la: 16/01/2007 10:22:35
(la: Sunt "corect politic"?)
Dear All,

I wanted to send you a holiday greeting. Then I realized that, starting
2007 after Romania's integration to EU, new rules and regulations apply. In
plus we will be part of the European community of people.

Because it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say
without offending someone, I met with my attorney, and on his advice I
wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition
of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make Europe great (not to imply that
EU is necessarily greater than any other country/union) and without regard
to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or
sexual preference.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable
at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one
year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a
significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced in order to
present you this great Christmas Tree!

sper sa aveti rabdare sa-l cititi pentru ca merita

fetele bune ajung in rai dar cele cele rele se duc unde vor
In loc de LA MULTI ANI - de thebrightside la: 30/03/2007 08:46:59
(la: Loc de depus felicitari si urari pentru Baloo)
Cafegii din fata tuturor monitoarelor, uniti-va si:

Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too

( Gee, cousin Louie
You're doin' real good
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of man's red fire
But I don't know how to make fire )

Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you

I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!

we are not a gummy-gummy nation - de thebrightside la: 30/06/2008 16:26:22
"Democracy is a way of life which most of Romanians have no idea what to do with. The fear and the sense of obedience inflicted by the communist rulers got so deep into the spirit of Romanians that they are still not able to make their own choices. They keep looking around and waiting for someone else to show them, to tell them what to do, how to do it, what is right and what is not. This is one of our nation’s biggest issues and at the same time it is the thing that is keeping Romania from moving on."

restul gasiti pe blog fiindca Raco nu ma lasa sa publichez in inglis. :)
we are not a gummy-gummy nation - de thebrightside - de om la: 30/06/2008 16:58:05 Modificat la: 30/06/2008 16:58:37
restul gasiti pe blog fiindca Raco nu ma lasa sa publichez in inglis. :) = ce misto...ce mult se aseamana romana cu inglish...chiar daca nu stiu inglish am inteles tot ce ai scris intre ghilimele :)))

"Democracy is a way of life which most of Romanians have no idea what to do with. The fear and the sense of obedience inflicted by the communist rulers got so deep into the spirit of Romanians that they are still not able to make their own choices. They keep looking around and waiting for someone else to show them, to tell them what to do, how to do it, what is right and what is not. This is one of our nation’s biggest issues and at the same time it is the thing that is keeping Romania from moving on."

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extra Mao - de om la: 24/03/2009 15:28:02
(la: oameni buni cum adica sa ni se interzica si rasul?)
The top 10 most stupid laws in Britain according to the survey are:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (7 percent)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6 percent)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (5 percent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (4 percent)

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet (4 percent)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3 percent)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armor (3 percent)

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2 percent)

Here are some of the most absurd laws in America:

1. In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

2. In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

3. In Louisiana, it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

4. In New York, a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

5. Also, a license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

7. In Texas, a recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

9. In Florida, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

10. Also, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

11. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

12. And the most absurd of them all is this Floridan law: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal!
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prima reactie:)) - de Lascar Barca la: 26/11/2010 14:43:37
(la: Things are going to slide, slide in all directions)
"I do remember one thing.
It took hours and hours but..
by the time I was done with it,
I was so involved, I didn't know what to think.
I carried it around with me for days and days..
playing little games
like not looking at it for a whole day
and then.. looking at it.
to see if I still liked it.
I did.

I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat..
The more I look at it,
the more I like it.
I do think it's good.
The fact is..
no matter how closely I study it,
no matter how I take it apart,
no matter how I break it down,
It remains consistant.
I wish you were here to see it.

I like it."

King Crimson- Indiscipline

Adina, - de PROUDFRECKLED la: 09/04/2011 23:37:15 Modificat la: 09/04/2011 23:38:13
(la: vorbind aproape singură)
in detrimentul sinelui.

"Who was born in a house full of pain.
Who was trained not to spit in the fan.
Who was told what to do by the man.
Who was broken by trained personnel.
Who was fitted with collar and chain.
Who was given a pat on the back.
Who was breaking away from the pack.
Who was only a stranger at home.
Who was ground down in the end.
Who was found dead on the phone.
Who was dragged down by the stone."

:) azi am recitit, ti-am pus-o si tie.

*** - de zaraza sc la: 05/07/2011 11:37:33
(la: Premiile Darwin: motociclistul fara casca...)
Asta ar fi...

"In the state of New York, all motorcyclists are required to wear helmets, by law. Many riders oppose the mandatory helmet law, including a group that participated on a protest near Syracuse this past weekend. The protest ride, which was organized by the ABATE (American Bikers Aimed for Education), unfortunately ended with a tragedy: ironically, one participant riding his 1983 Harley Davidson bare-headed crashed on Saturday on Route 11 in Onondaga, New York. The unlucky fellow in question, 55-year-old Phillip A. Contos, hit his brakes and the motorcycle fishtailed, losing control of the bike. He flipped over the bike's handlebars and hit his head on the pavement. Contos, who was still alive when intervention crews arrived at the scene, was taken to the Upstate University Hospital, where he was pronounced dead. He reportedly died from head injuries, as he was not wearing a helmet. "

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