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vreau sa nu sa ca - de ygrec la: 05/02/2004 06:52:28
(la: I want it All & I want it Now)
vreau sa nu sa cantati (in gand)

1...Let's hope you never leave old friend
Like all good things on you we depend
So stick around cos we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this visual
You had your time, you had the power
You've yet to have your finest hour
2...This is a tricky situation -
I've only got myself to blame
It's just a simple fact of life
It can happen to anyone -
You win - you lose
It's a chance you have to take with love
Oh yeah - I fell in love
But now you say it's over and I'm falling apart.
3..But life still goes on
I can't get used to, living without, living without,
Living without you by my side
I don't want to live alone, hey
God knows, got to make it on my own

Nu-i asa ca acum zimbiti a aduceri-aminte?
fetelor ... - de zizi_lambrino la: 17/08/2007 07:56:14
(la: Loc pentru "lăcrămaţii")
nu stricati bunaciune de masa ! iaca m'am autocenzurat (pentru o saptamana "da-mi Doamne mintea ai mai de pe urma !).. revin la cafea pe luni ! pana atunci:

I want to break free

I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You're so self satisfied I don't need you
I've want to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free

I've fallen in love
I've fallen in love for the first time
And this time I know it's for real
I've fallen in love, yeah
God knows, God knows I've fallen in love

It's strange but it's true
I can't get over the way you love me like you do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that door
Oh how I want to be free, baby
Oh how I want to break free,
Oh how I want to break free

But life still goes on
I can't get used to, living without, living without,
Living without you by my side
I don't want to live alone, hey
God knows, got to make it on my own
So baby can't you see
God knows, gods know, gods know
I've want to break free


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Is it just my Imagination? pt. Ozzy - de LMC la: 22/06/2004 01:01:50
Is it just my imagination or have we finally found a common ground? Are we actually agreeing on something or is it just wishful thinking on my part? :-)
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oh rudy! is it really YOU??? - de Marlene_ la: 08/11/2006 08:48:51
(la: Ai cel mai mişto cur din tramvaiul 36)
oh rudy! is it really YOU???
ok, in primul rand daca scrii in english ar trebui sa scrii corect, nu crezi? (who carres). Iti scriu pentru ca m-am identificat cu eu am "cur misto" :) doar ca nu merg cu tramvaiul, si nimeni nu se holbeaza la el ca la surprize, surprize, dar tu Rudy, m-ai facut sa traiesc de-adevaratelea atmosfera din tramvaiu' 36!
Rudy fii sincer, recunoaste ca daca vrei sa i-o tragi nu tre' sa o si iubesti.
Nu, serios, tre' sa-ti spun ca poezia ta m-a distrat, e dintre putinele pe care le-am citit de la cap la coada aici pe cafenea unde sunt in pericol iminent de diabet, hi hi. Imi imaginez un cantecel cu versurile tale

PS ai o parere gresita despre tigani si asasinii in serie, Rudy. I mean, nu cred sa fie mai multi asasini in serie printre tigani, poate mai multi delicventi, da :)
"Somebody to love" - de proletaru la: 08/07/2006 22:13:48
(la: The Ball Room)
.... mai e una de imi merge la suflet....

Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry
Lord what you're doing to me
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

I work hard every day of my life
I work till I ache my bones
At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own -
I get down on my knees
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord - somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me - somebody to love?

(He works hard)

Everyday - I try and I try and I try -
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm goin' crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe
Yeah - yeah yeah yeah

Oh Lord
Somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat
I'm ok, I'm alright
Ain't gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord!

Find me somebody to love
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Ozzy, Just face it, your guy - de Horia D la: 03/11/2004 16:41:19
(la: Alegerile in USA)
Just face it, your guy lost. How about the popular vote?

The things that come to those who wait are what's left behind by those
who got there first.
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abuz sexual, homosexualitate, boala - de Cassandra la: 25/05/2005 14:54:31
(la: Oamenii devin homosexuali/lesbiene, sau se nasc asa ?)
Este homosexualitatea o boala si ca atare trebuie aplicate tratamente pentru "vindecarea" ei?

Revista Americana de Psihiatrie a publicat in 1999 un articol: “Position statement on psychiatric treatment and sexual orientation. Am J Psychiatry 1999; 156:1131” , (articol aprobat de Board of Trustees of the American Psychiatric Association ) in care atrage atentia profesionalilor din sectorul sanatatii mintale asupra faptului ca nu exista evidenta stiintifica care sa sprijine eficienta tratamentelor pentru schimbarea orientarii sexuale. Articolul se adreseaza temei homosexualitatii si adopta o pozitie clara “impotriva discriminarii, prejudecatilor, si tratamentelor ne etice” (p. 1131)

In ceea ce priveste abuzul sexual la minori (baieti), este o tema extrem de complexa. Abuzul poate fi exercitat nu numai de barbati dar si de femei (de multe ori de propria mama) si ceea ce lasa in urma este in primul rind o trauma psihica pentru cel abuzat, care il va urmari toata viata. Homosexualitatea nu este principala preocupare la aceste persoane ci faptul ca sufera de confuzie in privinta propriei identitati sexuale. Eu cred ca in primul rind trebuie ajutati sa-si depaseasca aceasta confuzie si sa-si cunoasca si accepte identitatea sexuala oricare ar fi ea. Un fapt este cert – nu toti abuzatii sexual devin homosexuali. Iar daca terapistii s-ar incapatina doar sa-i vindece de homosexualitate cind de fapt atentia lor ar trebui indreptata spre multe alte aspecte cum sint increderea de sine, increderea in ceilalti, eliminarea sentimentului de vinovatie, agresivitatii etc, ce solutie ar mai avea aceste victime?
Male survivor este o organizatie pentru baietii si barbatii abuzati sexual. Din aceasta pagina citez:

Ten Facts about Sexual Abuse of Boys and its Aftermath

6. Common symptoms for sexually abused men include: guilt, anxiety, depression, interpersonal isolation, shame, low self-esteem, self-destructive behavior, post-traumatic stress reactions, poor body imagery, sleep disturbance, nightmares, anorexia or bulimia, relational and/or sexual dysfunction, and compulsive behavior like alcoholism, drug addiction, gambling, overeating, overspending, and sexual obsession or compulsion.

8. There is no compelling evidence that sexual abuse fundamentally changes a boy's sexual orientation, but it may lead to confusion about sexual identity and is likely to affect how he relates in intimate situations

Si mai citez din aceeasi pagina, sint cuvintele unui membru al organizatiei, victima abuzului sexual:

“SA does not create gay people - if that were true then the majority of SA boys or girls would grow up gay.
I think what is more important to focus on is what we intend to do with whatever our orientation is. The important thing is to accept ourselves just as we are and learn to love the person that is deep inside of us. And, if we are lucky at sometime in life, we will find someone else who loves us unconditionally - be that male, female, gay, straight, etc.
There are no simple answers in life and, as I said in my previous post, life is FULL of shades of grey.”

Si iata ce raspund participantii (toti sint victime ale abuzului sexual) forumului din pagina respectiva cind li s-a cerut sa scrie o lista de minciuni in legatura cu conditia lor:

“I must be gay because I liked it & went back.

I must be gay because I looked for gay sex on my own afterward.

Don't even think of having a girlfriend, girls wont like you. They will smell your shame like dog sh*t.
Uncle F loved me.
I don't belong here. (everywhere, anywhere: I feel this at home, at friend's houses, in school, at work, while travelling of living abroad.)
I have to become a CONTROL freak to keep from being vulnerable.

I held onto these lies until three four years ago (age 31 then). My wife came up with the name "the wall" for the prison I kept my heart in. It blew my mind away how
much the abuse & the lies shaped my life. It tainted every decision I made in my life, it probably still does to a degree.


I am dumb.
I am stupid.
I am an idiot.
I have shit for brains.
I am booksmart but not smart.
I have no common sense.
I can't think.

Mothers don't sexually abuse.

My body responded, I must have enjoyed it.

I must be a sissy, because this only happens to sissies and girls.

This is a lie:
I am gay

This is a lie:
I should cease to exist

This is a lie:
I cannot face this.

This is a lie:
Therapy will kill me.

This is a lie:
I cannot trust

This is a lie:
I am inconsequential

This is a lie:
I am alone in this, no one could possibly understand what I've been through.

This is a lie:
I am an embarrassment to the family

This is a lie:
Death is better than life”

Ce remarc este ca aceste persoane se infrunta mai degraba cu o serie de minciuni induse de societate si de fapt asta este "boala" de care sufera si de care au nevoie sa se vindece. Iar cine insista pe tema homosexualitatii ca boala, perversiune, tara sociala etc. nu face decit sa contribuie la trauma acestor persoane.
Just nail it ... I am serious ... - de daizagor la: 22/04/2005 11:02:26
(la: despre provocari)
Cel mai greu mi-a fost sa invat sa spun NU.
A fost un "chalange" dar acest capitol a inchis portita cunoasterii de sine. This is what I am ... take it or leave it ...

Un singur lucru ma motiveaza ... sfirsitul inceputului :).

Ce vreau sa demonstrez?... nimic...

Ce vreau sa-mi demonstrez? ... "daca omor pe cineva, e mort for good"

Ce-mi creste andrenalina? ... pe linga motorul de sub capota (MOTOR... not engine) este faptul ca fac ce vreau ...

Ok, I know ... blah, blah ... Take it or leave it baby ...

Brightie :) - de Baloo_ la: 28/03/2007 16:15:35
(la: The Ball Room)

Katie Melua

Closest Thing to Crazy

How can I think I'm standing strong,
Yet feel the air beneath my feet
How can happiness feel so wrong
How can misery feel so sweet
How can you let me watch you sleep,
Then break my dreams the way you do
How can I have got in so deep
Why did I fall in love with you

This is the closest thing to crazy
I have ever been
Feeling 22, acting 17,
This is the nearest thing to crazy
I have ever known,
I was never crazy on my own:
And now I know that there's a link between the two,
Being close to craziness and being close to you.

How can you make me fall apart
Then break my fall with loving lies
It's so easy to break a heart;
It's so easy to close your eyes.
How can you treat me like a child
Yet like a child I yearn from you
How can anyone feel so wild
How can anyone feel so blue

This is the closest thing to crazy
I have ever been
Feeling 22, acting 17,
This is the nearest thing to crazy
I have ever known,
I was never crazy on my own:
And now I know that there's a link between the two,
Being close to craziness and being close to you.
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donquijote - de zaraza sc la: 18/06/2013 11:01:11
(la: Nassim Haramein - o altfel de fizică)
Am accesat linkul. Sa luam pe rand:
"a. The force between protons

(Please bear with me on this one, it's nothing complicated.)

Haramein's calculation of the force that holds two protons together in a nucleus, using his theory, gives a force of 7.49 x 10^47 dynes. To see why this is silly, all you need to do is look at what a dyne is, and try to find something comparable.

If I turned Mount Everest upside down and balanced it on my head, it would crush me with a force of 10^21 dynes.

If I stood one metre from a 50 megaton thermonuclear bomb and let it off, it would blast me with a force of about 10^22 dynes.

Haramein's result is more than a million million million million times bigger than either of these forces! How can this be the force holding protons together? You can separate protons from a nucleus by tapping them with a tiny electron in a small accelerator."

Tot nu m-a convins!... Totusi ce marime are forta care poate separa protonii din nucleu?

Acuma sa nu zici ca pe nh l-am luat de bun si acum arunc cu pietre in ce spune dincoace. Pur si simplu acum am cu cine discuta. :)

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pentru deoarece... - de Layla la: 18/11/2008 13:34:08
(la: Sex and the World )
nu stiu pus la tradus(pe srv.diacritice):
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own
si deci:
Sunt o astfel de bună practică pentru că am iubit foarte mult pe propria mea
pe propria mea CE????????

si daca tot, masina(automata)de spalat,care nefiind bine
la repezeala, sapte - de Intruder la: 23/07/2009 18:31:21
(la: Sapte minuni)
arhitectura: Palatul Dogilor si Ponte di Rialto - Venetia (nu pot renunta la niciunul) :)

muzica: "Living on my own" - Freddie Mercury

tablou: "Rondul de noapte" - Rembrandt

sculptura: "Sarutul" de Rodin

opera literara: "Divina Comedie" - Dante

dans: "Dansul Salomeei" (?) dintr-un film cu Rita Hayworth (aici nu ma prea pricep, am pus ce mi-am adus aminte si mi-a placut)

film: Goodfellas (Martin Scorsese)

bonus (poza): io, la 1 an, in curu' gol pe paturica! :)))

Ce mijto.... - de monte_oro la: 31/05/2010 08:21:44
(la: Ce mijto....)
iar....on my own... alone... prin gradinile cu maslini....Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... Oamenii-s la munca campului....deh.. pe dealuri si prin livezi... spre poale... Ori beau, ascultand Tracy... ori is mahmuri...dupa...
Take this waltz - de Daniel Racovitan la: 08/12/2003 03:47:22
(la: Cohen)
Uite o piesa, nush' dac'ai ascultat-o, e superbissima: "Take this waltz"... O pun pe picior de egalitate cu "Dance me..."
Un colaj de imagini halucinant, o [poezie] de [dragoste] deosebita:

--after Lorca

Now in Vienna there's ten pretty women
There's a shoulder where Death comes to cry
There's a lobby with nine hundred windows
There's a tree where the doves go to die
There's a piece that was torn from the morning
And it hangs in the Gallery of Frost
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Take this waltz, take this waltz
Take this waltz with the clamp on its jaws

Oh I want you, I want you, I want you
On a chair with a dead magazine
In the cave at the tip of the lily
In some hallways where love's never been
On a bed where the moon has been sweating
In a cry filled with footsteps and sand
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Take this waltz, take this waltz
Take its broken waist in your hand

This waltz, this waltz, this waltz, this waltz
With its very own breath of brandy and Death
Dragging its tail in the sea

There's a concert hall in Vienna
Where your mouth had a thousand reviews
There's a bar where the boys have stopped talking
They've been sentenced to death by the blues
Ah, but who is it climbs to your picture
With a garland of freshly cut tears?
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Take this waltz, take this waltz
Take this waltz it's been dying for years

There's an attic where children are playing
Where I've got to lie down with you soon
In a dream of Hungarian lanterns
In the mist of some sweet afternoon
And I'll see what you've chained to your sorrow
All your sheep and your lilies of snow
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Take this waltz, take this waltz
With its "I'll never forget you, you know!"

This waltz, this waltz, this waltz, this waltz ...

And I'll dance with you in Vienna
I'll be wearing a river's disguise
The hyacinth wild on my shoulder,
My mouth on the dew of your thighs
And I'll bury my soul in a scrapbook,
With the photographs there, and the moss
And I'll yield to the flood of your beauty
My cheap violin and my cross
And you'll carry me down on your dancing
To the pools that you lift on your wrist
Oh my love, Oh my love
Take this waltz, take this waltz
It's yours now. It's all that there is."

Si iata si o comparatie cu poezia lui Lorca, dupa care Cohen spune ca s-a inspirat:
on the radio station - de sanjuro la: 20/01/2005 16:11:19
(la: Un nou forum: "Bancuri, glume, poante...")
Imi cer scuze pentru cei care nu cunosc lb. engleza...

On WBAM FM (Chicago) radio station, on a morning show, the DJ launches a new contest with consistent prizes.

The CONTEST was called MATE MATCH. The DJ called someone on his office, ask the person if it's married or has a significant other.

In case of positive answer, the DJ ask him 3 very personal questions after which the person is asked to provide the name and the phone number of the mate to check the answers.

If the answers are correct the couple wins a really big prize.

DJ: "Hi, this is Edgar from WBAM. Have you heard about our MATE MATCH contest ?"
HIM(laughing): "Yeah, I've heard."
DJ: "OK! So you know the prize is a 5 days trip to Orlando, Florida, in case you win. Your first name ?"
HIM: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married, RIGHT ?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Good. And your wife first name is ... ?"
Brian: " Sara."
DJ: "Sara is at work right now ?"
Brian (laughing): "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay then ... first question - When did you two have sex last time ?"
Brian: "She's going to kill me !"
DJ: "Don't worry, Brian."
Brian: "This morning, around 8 a.m."
DJ: "Well done, man! Second question - How long did it take ?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want to wins this trip, right? Nobody would easily recognize this !"
Brian: "Yes, we'd really enjoy this trip."
DJ: "Okaaay ... last question - Where did you two do it ?"
Brian (laughing): "Weeeellllll .... "
DJ: "So far you did good, Brian ... come on, tell me where."
Brian: "Not there is something, but her mother lives with us for few weeks."
DJ: "Hmmm ... sounds better and better ..."
Brian: "... and my mother in law was in the shower and ... in short ... we did it on the kitchen table !"
DJ: "Isn't that great ? A real adventure ... well, my dear listeners, let's put Brian on "hold" and call the WIFE. "
DJ: "Hello. Sara's there ?"
After a short while ... Sara's on the phone :

DJ: "Hi Sara, this is Edgar from WBAM. We're on air and till now we talked couple of hours to Brian."
Sara (laughing): "Couple of hours ?"
DJ: "Well, several minutes, in fact ... he's on air with us. Do you know the rules of our MATE MATCH contest ?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: " Okaaay."
Brian: laughs.
Sara (laughing): "Brian, what in the world are you up to ?"
Brian: "Sara, you just have to give absolutely honest answers to the next questions. You gotta be absolutely honest."
DJ: "OK ... let's see ... if your answers are the same with Brian's ... you'll win a 5 days trip to Orlando, Florida. You got it, Sara ?"
Sara (laughing): "Yeah, I got it."
DJ: "Then ... let's see ... - When did you two have sex last time ?"
Sara: "O God ! Brian ...... this morning before Brian left for work."
DJ: "Good, good ... but which hour was it ?"
Sara: "I think around 8 a.m."
DJ: "Very good ... next question - How long did it take ? "
Sara: "12, 15 minutes .. probably."
DJ: "Hmmm. Close enough. I'm sure you're trying to protect his manhood. You're one question to the trip in Florida. Are you ready ?"
Sara (laughing): "Yeesss."
DJ: " Where did you two do it ?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian ... you didn't tell them ... did you ?"
Brian: "Don't worry ... tell them."
DJ: "What's wrong Sara ... something's bothering you ?"
Sara: "Well, just that my mother is in holiday and she's living with us ......"
DJ: "And she saw you ?"
Sara: "Brian?!"
Brian: "No ... oh no, I don't ..."
DJ: "Hold it ... calm down ... I need an answer ! Please !?"
Sara: "Oh, God , I don't believe you told them such a thing !"
Brian: "Come on, honey, we're talking about a trip to Florida !"
DJ: "Come on, sis ... we don't have all day for this. Where did you two do it ?"
Sara (after a short pause): " In the ass !"

(a long, long, long silence)
DJ: "We'll be back after commercials ............. "

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Cecilia - de Little Eagle la: 07/08/2004 22:40:21
(la: Sexul la serviciu)
"Oh Cecilia,I'm down on my knees,
I'm begging you,please...."
cam asa ziceau Simon&Gartfunkel demult,dar cred ca stii cantecul esti poate generatia mea.

Da,am luat-o aiurea si am divagat de la subiect,dar ce sa fac? Imi vin in minte o gramada de lucruri si de cum dau sa scriu ceva reapar si nu ma pot abtine...
Poate ..Ion Creanga al cafenelei?

Sa stii ca multe am uitat(nu o duc bine cu creierii... de cand am fost un mare drug addict in trecut si mai recent...)dar cum apare vreo discutie legata de sex,imi revin amintirile ca o avalansa.
Incerc sa fiu clean &sober,sper sa dureze mai mult de 2 luni...stii cum e,poate nu....odata ce esti alcoolic si drogat oricat vrei sa te dureaza prea mult,esti ca un recidivist,mereu ajungi la parnaie,afar stai cel mult 2 luni....sper totusi ca nu-i cazul meu,roaga-te pt. mine,as aprecia asta indiferent de Dumnezeul in care crezi sau nu.Am nevoie de ganduri bune.

Harrasement e o problema peste tot in lume.Eu personal,daca ai fi boss-ul meu(fiind tu femeie) si te-ai da la mine,apoi am avea a great and good time si nicidecum nu te-as da in judecata ca m-ai fi ...maltratat.Ti-as zice sa ma maltratezi si mai mult si zilnic!

Unele femei insa real sunt maltratate si nu e corect,si apoi seful le ameninta de vor sa-l dea in judecata.Si poate pt. ca are sotie si copii si nu vrea scandal.
daca femeia persista atunci o tenteaza cu bani,daca nu vrea,unii cu mari pozitii sociale si banesti pot aranja o schema de"accident"si fata moare....
Si de ce face un barbat astea,mai mult ca o femeie? Pt. ca barbatul are constant hormonii in flacari si in cazuri de 90%,cei ce fac asta sunt ori psihopati ori nu au sex enough with their wives,ori n-au avut destul sex in tinereti sa fie saturati de el,ca mine....uneori a avea sex mi se pare o corvoada chiar si daca-mi iubesc sotia la nebunie!!!!Nu vreau sa am sex nici in afara casatoriei,mai ales in plus sa molestez pe vreo femeie!

La fel e si Marilyn,si ea a avut sex in prostie pana sa ne casatorim,si in primii ani ne-am f...t ca dementii zi de zi,incat a trebuit sa se duca la Dr. caci a dat cistita si alte dureri vaginale peste ea.

Acum,odata pe sapt. dar un f...i excelent si de cel mult o ora,consider ca o ora e de ajuns cand ai sex.
Ai dreptate cand zici"tilt"...Imi place sa fac sex,mi se maresc ochii si devin ca lupul balos din desene animate.

Ce sa fac?iubesc femeia!Crede-ma insa ca nu -mi insel sotia deloc decat in gand dar ii spun ei oricum.
Si ma bucur ca te fac sa razi,gasesc ca a rade este o fericire sufletului uman.
Just imagine daca as fi in Nice la o masa la plaja cu tine si vreun cocktail,poate vreun dry Martini(shaken,not stirred....),si te mangai pe picioare de la degete spre tot mai sus...incet si cu rabdare 2 min. suntem ori intr-o camera de hotel(ori la tine acasa)ori chiar acolo la masa sau daca -ti e jena de lume,in vreun boschet ori in spatele unui palmier.
Cecilia...wake up now,it's only just a dream,baby.

Sunt sigur ca tu personal ai avut sex destul in viata ta si-ti place la nebunie,oare cui nu-i place?Nu ma ura acum si critica,este natural sa fii ceea ce esti si apoi,cine te opreste?
Iti doresc sa ai in nestire,sa n-ajungi la Dr. sa fii fericita!O femeie o vezi cum se schimba cu 360 dupa ce a avut un sex in care a avut 3-5 orgasmuri,atunci(ca barbat) e momentul sa take advantage of the situation...
Dar vad lucrurile si din p.vostru de vedere daca nu va sunteti implinite sexual.

Ajungeti sa va masturbati dupa sex ca sa va dati drumul.Iar o iau razna acum.
Oricum Cecilia,subiectul ramane deschis legat de hartuiala la serviciu.In final daca te gandesti's only sex,not a big deal...!


I love you all! drive me mad...stay away from me!

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I Will Survive - de Belle la: 05/11/2004 00:41:24
(la: Femeia)
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bull#!*^,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count.

I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone run nude hash,
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees,
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce.


Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.

Go on now Go!

~ de la HTD Fun Loving Fantasy - canasta league .... nu spun care ;)
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Belle - de Lascar Barca la: 30/08/2005 18:23:00
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "5")
Eu zic ca da.Hai ca toti stam cu "sculele" ascutite sa auzim blues-ul.
Eu i-am gasit textul pe google:Live 1969

Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love, heartbreak, loneliness, being broke... Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about real pain. The band and I have just returned from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position. We name this song: "Constipation Blues".

UOH, aah
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
I don't believe I can take much more
Let it go
Got a pain down inside
Won't be denied
Yeah, every time I try
I can't be satisfied
Let it go!
Let it, let it go!
This pain down inside
Just won't let me be satisfied
Let it go!

Feel, ah, I feel alright
Yeah, I feel alright
SPLASH!!! Shpsh...
I feel alright

Feel alright

Studio 1983

Let go UM OOH OH!
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go, let it go!
I don't think I can take much more
Let it go
OI got a pain down inside
It won't be denied
Every time I try
I can't be satisfied
Let it go! PFFRR oh oh
Let it, let it go! MMMH
This pain it ain't no thrill
It keep messin' with my will
Let it go! OH - PFFRT

[piano solo]

Oh my!
Maybe I'm gonna be all right
Yes! I think I gonna be all right

Fa-l tu sa si cinte:))))


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cica - de Belle la: 05/12/2005 16:06:24
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "7")
am primit si eu mob-ul :)

si mai cica:

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!"
He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."
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banc de dimineata - de donquijote la: 12/01/2006 12:09:19
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "8")
chiar daca pentru unii e deja amiaza...

-The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and
decided to use a surrogate father to start their
family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive,
Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man
should be here soon.

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door
baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a

"Good morning madam. I've come to......"

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,"
Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've
made a specialty of babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come
in and have a seat.
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the
bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the
bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun
can really spread out!"

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work
for Harry and me."

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one
every time. But if we try several different positions
and I shoot from six or seven angles,
I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, my, that's a lot of .!!" gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time.
I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd
be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith muttered.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a
portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the
top of a bus."
"Oh my gawd!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when
you consider their mother was so difficult to work
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the
park to get the job done right. People were crowding
around four and five deep, pushing to get a good
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened
in amazement.

"Yes," the photographer said. "And for more than
three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing
and yelling, I could hardly concentrate!
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my
equipment, I just packed it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually
chewed on your ?"

"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set
up my tripod so that we can get to work."

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on.
It's much too big for me to hold for very long.

Madam? Madam? ...Good Lord, she's fainted!!"

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