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Coyote vs ACME (2026)

Coyote vs ACME (2026)

After Acme products fail him one too many times in his dogged pursuit of the Roadrunner, Wile E. Coyote decides to hire a billboard lawyer to sue the Acme Corporation.

Hellfire (2026)

Hellfire (2026)

Povestea unui hoinar care ajunge într-un mic orășel în care îi găsește pe localnici sub stăpânirea unui jupân nemilos și care va încerca să-i elibereze.

Super Troopers 3 (2026)

Super Troopers 3 (2026)

The third installment in the Super Troopers franchise. Plot TBA.

Legend of the White Dragon (2026)

Legend of the White Dragon (2026)

The White Dragon, Erik Reed, has returned home to Virtuo City 3 years later after being defeated in a colossal battle against the ancient overlord, Ashtagor. The crystal he used to become the White Dragon was broken in two as a result of the epic battle, both pieces were subsequently lost. Being blamed for the destruction and collateral lives lost, his identity was outed after the battle thus making him a fugitive from the law. We now follow Erik on his journey as he teams up with treasure hunters from the past who help him reclaim his power as the White Dragon. Once reunited with his powers, he and his team are now ready to battle a new threat, Dragon Prime, who seeks revenge against the White Dragon. Erik must now try and defeat Dragon Prime in order to get one step closer to clearing his name and being able to protect his family from an ancient evil that still lurks in the darkness… Ashtagor

Don't Be Shy!

Don't Be Shy!

Don’t Be Shy follows the story of Shyamili ‘Shy’ Das, a 20-year-old girl who thinks she has everything figured out until her perfectly planned life takes an unpredictable turn, and things begin to spiral out of her control.

Primetime (2026)

Primetime (2026)

A journalist takes on an underworld of crime and changes television forever.

Resident Evil (2026)

Resident Evil (2026)

Described as a reboot that won't retell a story from the game series, but will return to the franchise's suspense/horror roots and be more faithful to the spirit of the early games. The film will attempt to capture “the moment that comes in every Resident Evil game where you find yourself standing in the mouth of a dark passageway with one shot left in the gun, and you know something horrible is waiting for you in that darkness – that awful moment where you have to will yourself forward.” The film will “follow one central protagonist from point A to point B, as they descend deeper into hell.”

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

A queer filmmaker is hired to direct a new installment of a slasher franchise. The director fixates on the prospect of casting the ‘final girl’ from the original movie, and the two women descend into a frenzy of psychosexual mania.

Idiots (2026)

Idiots (2026)

Cynical degenerate Mark and bumbling idealist Davis have both hit rock bottom. Paired for a job by a shady transport service, their task seems simple: transport Sheridan, a wealthy troubled teen, to rehab. But Sheridan has other plans and what starts as a simple road trip becomes an unhinged odyssey of drug-fueled disasters, near-death experiences and criminal encounters. Out of their minds and in way over their heads, Mark and Davis find the courage to face their failures and realize that it’s not the destination that matters, it’s the sh*theads you meet along the way.

Ice Cream Man (2026)

Ice Cream Man (2026)

An idyllic summer town descends into madness when an ice cream man serves kids sweet delights with horrifying results.

Omul-Păianjen 4 (2026)

Omul-Păianjen 4 (2026)

Fighting crime full-time as Spider-Man in a world that doesn't remember him—and the pressure of seeing his old friends move on without him—sparks a change in Peter Parker he may not have the power to control. But that transformation might also be the only thing that can stop a shocking new threat to the city and those he loves - a powerful villain no one can even see.

Heart of the Beast (2026)

Heart of the Beast (2026)

A former Army Special Forces soldier and his retired combat dog battle for survival after a plane crash deep in the unforgiving Alaskan wilderness.

Michael (2026)

Michael (2026)

Descoperă povestea lui Michael Jackson, unul dintre cei mai influenți artiști pe care i-a cunoscut vreodată lumea, și viața sa dincolo de muzică, urmărind parcursul său de la descoperirea talentului său extraordinar ca solist al formației Jackson Five, până la artistul vizionar a cărui ambiție creativă a alimentat o căutare neobosită de a deveni cel mai mare artist de divertisment din lume, punând în evidență atât viața sa din afara scenei, cât și unele dintre cele mai emblematice momente din cariera sa solo de la începuturi.

Clayface (2026)

Clayface (2026)

Urmăriți coborârea terifiantă în iad a unui actor promițător de la Hollywood care s-a transformat într-un monstru mânat de răzbunare, explorând pierderea identității și a umanității, ravagiile iubirii distructive și latura întunecată a ambiției științifice.

Backrooms: Fără ieșire (2026)

Backrooms: Fără ieșire (2026)

Într-un subsol oarecare, dintr-un magazin de mobilă oarecare, pe un perete oarecare, o cale de acces răsare și duce către o nouă realitate amenințătoare.

VVAN (2026)

VVAN (2026)

A rational urban man defies his ancestral forbidden forest & awakens a divine goddess, only to realise that some powers exist beyond logic & he must rise as the village’s only saviour to protect his people from annihilation.

Răzbunătorii: Ziua osândei (2026)

Răzbunătorii: Ziua osândei (2026)

Beloved heroes from three distinct universes are set on a deadly collision course and face an existential threat unlike anything they've ever encountered.

The Black Ball (2026)

The Black Ball (2026)

The Black Ball, inspired by an unfinished play by Federico García Lorca, will be a queer vindication about three men in three different moments of Spanish history: 1932, 1937, and 2017.

Povestea jucăriilor 5 (2026)

Povestea jucăriilor 5 (2026)

When Bonnie receives a Lilypad tablet as a gift and becomes obsessed, Buzz, Woody, Jessie and the rest of the gang's jobs become exponentially harder when they have to go head to head with the all-new threat to playtime.

Verity (2026)

Verity (2026)

Struggling writer Lowen Ashleigh is on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime: she's been hired to complete the remaining books in a successful series that bestselling thriller author Verity Crawford is unable to finish after a mysterious accident. Upon arrival at the lavish Crawford estate, Ashleigh slowly learns that things are not exactly as they seem.

Hungry (2026)

Hungry (2026)

După ce se rătăcește în mlaștinile din Louisiana, un grup de turiști trebuie să lupte pentru supraviețuire împotriva unui hipopotam furios care a scăpat în libertate.

The Love Hypothesis (2026)

The Love Hypothesis (2026)

Olive Smith, a biology PhD candidate, and Dr. Adam Carlsen, a hotshot professor and well-known tyrant, enter into a fake relationship, seeing each of their carefully calculated theories on love get thrown into chaos.

Mayday (2026)

Mayday (2026)

Lieutenant Troy Brennan's reconnaissance mission over Soviet territory goes awry, forcing him to crash-land and survive in Russian wilderness while evading capture or rescue.

Spa Weekend (2026)

Spa Weekend (2026)

The film follows three best friends, Jane, Coco and Sophie, as they embark on some much-needed pampering during a luxury spa break in Palm Springs. But when their trainwreck friend, Mel, turns up, the relaxation quickly descends into chaos with hilarious consequences.

Capătul Străzii Stejar (2026)

Capătul Străzii Stejar (2026)

După ce un eveniment cosmic misterios smulge Strada Stejar dintr-o suburbie modernă și teleportează întregul cartier într-un loc straniu, familia Platt descoperă că supraviețuirea depinde de capacitatea membrilor de a rămâne împreună, în timp ce încearcă să se descurce într-un mediu de nerecunoscut.

Unabomber (2026)

Unabomber (2026)

Follows Ted Kaczynski’s transformation from Harvard prodigy into the infamous Unabomber, who carried out a nationwide bombing campaign in the U.S. from 1978 to 1995, killing 3 people and injuring 23. Subjected to controversial psychological experiments by Professor Henry Murray, Kaczynski's troubled past resurfaces decades later when his manhunt, led by FBI agent Joanne Miller, brings to light the chilling consequences of ambition and isolation.

Vaiana (2026)

Vaiana (2026)

O tânără curajoasă navighează pe apele oceanului într-o misiune riscantă pentru a-și salva insula și poporul de un blestem străvechi. Alături de legendarul semizeu Maui, ea înfruntă creaturi marine gigantice și descoperă puterea propriei identități.

The Runner (2026)

The Runner (2026)

A high-powered attorney must race through London, following the cryptic commands of a mysterious caller, as she fights against time to save her abducted son.

Obsesia (2026)

Obsesia (2026)

După ce rupe o crenguță din misterioasa „Salcie a unei singure dorințe” ca să cucerească inima fetei pe care o place, un romantic incurabil obține exact ce și-a dorit. Curând însă descoperă că unele dorințe vin cu un preț sumbru și sinistru.

Forgotten Island (2026)

Forgotten Island (2026)

Jo and Raissa find themselves stranded on the fantastic world of the forgotten island of Nakali. They find that their only way home might come at the expense of a lifetime of memories and emotions.

One Last Shot

One Last Shot

Navy Seal Jake Harris must stop a team of mercenaries, led by his disillusioned former comrade, from disabling the US missile defense network.

Digger (2026)

Digger (2026)

The most powerful man in the world embarks on a frantic mission to prove he is humanity's saviour before the disaster he’s unleashed destroys everything.

Tony (2026)

Tony (2026)

An Anthony Bourdain biopic that takes place during the summer of 1976, when a young Bourdain has a life-changing summer in Provincetown

Mutiny (2026)

Mutiny (2026)

După ce a asistat la uciderea șefului său miliardar și a fost înscenat pentru această crimă, Cole Reed se îmbarcă pe un cargobot într-o misiune solitară de răzbunare a morții șefului său, pentru a descoperi în cele din urmă o conspirație internațională.

The Death of Robin Hood (2026)

The Death of Robin Hood (2026)

A darker reimagining of the classic Robin Hood tale, which will see the character as a battleworn loner grappling with his past after a life of crime and murder, and who finds himself gravely injured and in the hands of a mysterious woman who offers him a chance at salvation.

Bloody Tennis (2026)

Bloody Tennis (2026)

Sophie is accepted into an elite tennis academy in Spain. But the price for success as the best tennis player in the world is high and may even claim her life.

The Odyssey (2026)

The Odyssey (2026)

Povestea lui Odysseus în călătoria sa periculoasă spre casă după Războiul Troian, prezentând întâlnirile sale cu Polyphemus, Sirenele, Circe și terminând cu reîntâlnirea cu soția sa, Penelope.

Ziua adevărului (2026)

Ziua adevărului (2026)

Dacă ai afla că nu suntem singuri în univers, dacă cineva ți-ar arăta, ți-ar dovedi asta, te-ai teme?

Werwulf (2026)

Werwulf (2026)

A werewolf horror film set in 13th century England with dialogue true to the time period. Plot TBA.

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