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Coyote vs ACME (2026)

Coyote vs ACME (2026)

After Acme products fail him one too many times in his dogged pursuit of the Roadrunner, Wile E. Coyote decides to hire a billboard lawyer to sue the Acme Corporation.

Heart of the Beast (2026)

Heart of the Beast (2026)

A former Army Special Forces soldier and his retired combat dog battle for survival after a plane crash deep in the unforgiving Alaskan wilderness.

Street Fighter (2026)

Street Fighter (2026)

In 1993, estranged Street Fighters Ryu and Ken Masters are thrown back into combat when the mysterious Chun-Li recruits them for the next World Warrior Tournament: a brutal clash of fists, fate, and fury. But behind this battle royale lies a deadly conspiracy that forces them to face off against each other and the demons of their past. And if they don't, it's GAME OVER!

Hope (2026)

Hope (2026)

A mysterious discovery is made on the outskirts of the remote harbor town. The residents find themselves in a desperate fight for survival against something they have never encountered before.

Mutiny (2026)

Mutiny (2026)

După ce a asistat la uciderea șefului său miliardar și a fost înscenat pentru această crimă, Cole Reed se îmbarcă pe un cargobot într-o misiune solitară de răzbunare a morții șefului său, pentru a descoperi în cele din urmă o conspirație internațională.

The Odyssey (2026)

The Odyssey (2026)

Povestea lui Odysseus în călătoria sa periculoasă spre casă după Războiul Troian, prezentând întâlnirile sale cu Polyphemus, Sirenele, Circe și terminând cu reîntâlnirea cu soția sa, Penelope.

The Adventures of Cliff Booth (2026)

The Adventures of Cliff Booth (2026)

Eight years after the events of Once Upon a Time in… Hollywood, Cliff Booth navigates the studio system in his new role as a fixer.

Practical Magic 2 (2026)

Practical Magic 2 (2026)

A multi generational family of witches, cursed to be loveless for centuries, attempts to break the spell by confronting dark secrets and sacrificing for each other.

Resident Evil (2026)

Resident Evil (2026)

Described as a reboot that won't retell a story from the game series, but will return to the franchise's suspense/horror roots and be more faithful to the spirit of the early games. The film will attempt to capture “the moment that comes in every Resident Evil game where you find yourself standing in the mouth of a dark passageway with one shot left in the gun, and you know something horrible is waiting for you in that darkness – that awful moment where you have to will yourself forward.” The film will “follow one central protagonist from point A to point B, as they descend deeper into hell.”

Vaiana (2026)

Vaiana (2026)

O tânără curajoasă navighează pe apele oceanului într-o misiune riscantă pentru a-și salva insula și poporul de un blestem străvechi. Alături de legendarul semizeu Maui, ea înfruntă creaturi marine gigantice și descoperă puterea propriei identități.

Proiectul Hail Mary (2026)

Proiectul Hail Mary (2026)

Profesorul de științe Ryland Grace se trezește pe o navă spațială la ani-lumină de casă, fără să-și amintească cine e sau cum a ajuns acolo. Pe măsură ce memoria îi revine, Ryland începe să-și înțeleagă misiunea: trebuie să rezolve misterul substanței care provoacă stingerea soarelui. Profesorul trebuie să-și folosească cunoștințele și ingeniozitatea pentru a împiedica dispariția vieții pe Pământ...

Forgotten Island (2026)

Forgotten Island (2026)

Jo and Raissa find themselves stranded on the fantastic world of the forgotten island of Nakali. They find that their only way home might come at the expense of a lifetime of memories and emotions.

Capătul Străzii Stejar (2026)

Capătul Străzii Stejar (2026)

După ce un eveniment cosmic misterios smulge Strada Stejar dintr-o suburbie modernă și teleportează întregul cartier într-un loc straniu, familia Platt descoperă că supraviețuirea depinde de capacitatea membrilor de a rămâne împreună, în timp ce încearcă să se descurce într-un mediu de nerecunoscut.

Minions & Monsters (2026)

Minions & Monsters (2026)

The third installment in the Minions spin-off franchise. Plot TBA.

Best of the Best (2026)

Best of the Best (2026)

The film follows two childhood best friends, Maya and Anjali, who join their college’s competitive Bollywood dance team only to discover that the road to winning the national championship is far more raucous and cutthroat than they ever imagined.

Mayday (2026)

Mayday (2026)

Lieutenant Troy Brennan's reconnaissance mission over Soviet territory goes awry, forcing him to crash-land and survive in Russian wilderness while evading capture or rescue.

Ice Cream Man (2026)

Ice Cream Man (2026)

An idyllic summer town descends into madness when an ice cream man serves kids sweet delights with horrifying results.

Super Troopers 3 (2026)

Super Troopers 3 (2026)

The third installment in the Super Troopers franchise. Plot TBA.

Backrooms: Fără ieșire (2026)

Backrooms: Fără ieșire (2026)

Într-un subsol oarecare, dintr-un magazin de mobilă oarecare, pe un perete oarecare, o cale de acces răsare și duce către o nouă realitate amenințătoare.

Sacrifice (2026)

Sacrifice (2026)

During a star-studded charity gala brimming with celebrities, billionaires and empty speeches, a movie star in the midst of an existential crisis is taken hostage by a radical warrior and her devoted followers. As the night descends into chaos, both an inward journey and an outward adventure ensue, where the line between performance and belief, salvation and sacrifice, begins to blur.

Răzbunătorii: Ziua osândei (2026)

Răzbunătorii: Ziua osândei (2026)

Beloved heroes from three distinct universes are set on a deadly collision course and face an existential threat unlike anything they've ever encountered.

Clayface (2026)

Clayface (2026)

Urmăriți coborârea terifiantă în iad a unui actor promițător de la Hollywood care s-a transformat într-un monstru mânat de răzbunare, explorând pierderea identității și a umanității, ravagiile iubirii distructive și latura întunecată a ambiției științifice.

Primetime (2026)

Primetime (2026)

A journalist takes on an underworld of crime and changes television forever.

Spa Weekend (2026)

Spa Weekend (2026)

The film follows three best friends, Jane, Coco and Sophie, as they embark on some much-needed pampering during a luxury spa break in Palm Springs. But when their trainwreck friend, Mel, turns up, the relaxation quickly descends into chaos with hilarious consequences.

The Rivals of Amziah King (2026)

The Rivals of Amziah King (2026)

In rural Oklahoma, Kateri loses her mother and flees foster care. She reunites with past foster parent Amziah King, who mentors her, revealing hidden skills. Facing devastating situations, Kateri relies on newfound strength to seek justice.

Țara urșilor (2026)

Țara urșilor (2026)

Proprietarul unui club de noapte este pe punctul de a-și lăsa în urmă trecutul periculos pentru a se retrage. După ce niște bărbați înarmați și mascați îl jefuiesc și se trezește prins la mijloc între carteluri nemiloase, apare un nou-venit misterios interesat să cumpere afacerea.

Hotel Tehran (2026)

Hotel Tehran (2026)

Disillusioned by the end of the war in Afghanistan, a group of disgraced, war torn ex-CIA operators set out to Tehran to take down a life changing score.

Obsesia (2026)

Obsesia (2026)

După ce rupe o crenguță din misterioasa „Salcie a unei singure dorințe” ca să cucerească inima fetei pe care o place, un romantic incurabil obține exact ce și-a dorit. Curând însă descoperă că unele dorințe vin cu un preț sumbru și sinistru.

Lust Stories 3

Lust Stories 3

Part three to the anthology film.

Verity (2026)

Verity (2026)

Struggling writer Lowen Ashleigh is on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime: she's been hired to complete the remaining books in a successful series that bestselling thriller author Verity Crawford is unable to finish after a mysterious accident. Upon arrival at the lavish Crawford estate, Ashleigh slowly learns that things are not exactly as they seem.

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

A queer filmmaker is hired to direct a new installment of a slasher franchise. The director fixates on the prospect of casting the ‘final girl’ from the original movie, and the two women descend into a frenzy of psychosexual mania.

Povestea jucăriilor 5 (2026)

Povestea jucăriilor 5 (2026)

When Bonnie receives a Lilypad tablet as a gift and becomes obsessed, Buzz, Woody, Jessie and the rest of the gang's jobs become exponentially harder when they have to go head to head with the all-new threat to playtime.

One Night Only (2026)

One Night Only (2026)

Two strangers scramble to find someone to sleep with on the one night of the year when premarital sex is legal.

Cartea Morților: Focurile iadului (2026)

Cartea Morților: Focurile iadului (2026)

After her husband's abrupt death, a woman seeks solace with her in-laws. As they transform into Deadites one by one, she comes to discover that the vows she took in life survive even in death.

Tony (2026)

Tony (2026)

An Anthony Bourdain biopic that takes place during the summer of 1976, when a young Bourdain has a life-changing summer in Provincetown

Omul-Păianjen 4 (2026)

Omul-Păianjen 4 (2026)

Fighting crime full-time as Spider-Man in a world that doesn't remember him—and the pressure of seeing his old friends move on without him—sparks a change in Peter Parker he may not have the power to control. But that transformation might also be the only thing that can stop a shocking new threat to the city and those he loves - a powerful villain no one can even see.

Toi + Moi - Seuls contre tous (2026)

Toi + Moi - Seuls contre tous (2026)

Alma Lancaster, 18, leads a seemingly perfect life in a wealthy family, who believe she is studying law. In secret, she pursues her true dream — cinema. On campus, she meets 20-year-old Vadim Arcadi, a rebellious and magnetic solitaire with a troubled past. Forced to collaborate on a student film, they compete, get closer and start to fall in love – in spite of themselves. But someone is watching them. A mysterious figure begins to send anonymous threats, determined to separate them and expose secrets that could destroy Alma and Vadim.

Digger (2026)

Digger (2026)

The most powerful man in the world embarks on a frantic mission to prove he is humanity's saviour before the disaster he’s unleashed destroys everything.

Batman: Knightfall Part 1: Knightfall (2026)

Batman: Knightfall Part 1: Knightfall (2026)

When the mysterious behemoth known only as Bane frees Batman’s entire Rogue’s Gallery from Arkham Asylum, the Caped Crusader is pushed to his mental and physical breaking point.

Colony (2026)

Colony (2026)

Profesorul Se Jeong participă la o conferință de biotehnologie, doar pentru a asista la transformarea acesteia într-o catastrofă după răspândirea unui virus care suferă mutații rapide. Pe măsură ce epidemia se extinde și persoanele infectate încep să se transforme, autoritățile izolează întreaga unitate.

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