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Project Hail Mary (2026)

Project Hail Mary (2026)

Science teacher Ryland Grace wakes up on a spaceship light years from home with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory returns, he begins to uncover his mission: solve the riddle of the mysterious substance causing the sun to die out. He must call on his scientific knowledge and unorthodox ideas to save everything on Earth from extinction… but an unexpected friendship means he may not have to do it alone.

Untitled The Punisher Special

Untitled The Punisher Special

A special presentation set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe on Disney+. Plot TBA

Untold: Chess Mates (2026)

Untold: Chess Mates (2026)

Magnus Carlsen, widely regarded as the greatest chess player of all time, is challenged by Hans Niemann, a rising star who capitalizes on the meteoric growth of online chess. Niemann’s ascension culminated in an epic, controversy-shrouded victory over Carlsen at the 2022 Sinquefield Cup, which eventually led to allegations and revelations of cheating. Determined to clear his name, Niemann fights his way back to the top of the chess world, setting the stage for a high-stakes rematch with Carlsen in 2024.

Mercy (2026)

Mercy (2026)

In the near future, a detective stands on trial accused of murdering his wife. He has 90 minutes to prove his innocence to the advanced A.I. Judge he once championed, before it determines his fate.

Your Heart Will Be Broken (2026)

Your Heart Will Be Broken (2026)

High school student Polina is saved from bullying at her new school and makes a deal with the main bully Bars: he must pretend to be her boyfriend and protect her, and she must do everything he says. During this game, the couple develops real feelings, but her family and classmates have reasons to separate the lovers.

The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026)

The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026)

Miranda Priestly navigates her career amid the decline of traditional magazine publishing. She faces off against Emily Charlton, her one-time assistant, now a high-powered executive for a luxury group, with advertising dollars that Priestly desperately needs.

EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert (2026)

EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert (2026)

A mix of a documentary and concert film made using unused footage from Elvis: That's the Way It Is, the film of Elvis' legendary 1970 Summer Festival in Las Vegas and Elvis's road concert film from two years later, Elvis on Tour, that were found during the production of 2022's Elvis.

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)

The sequel to the 2019 film. Plot TBA.

Sniper: No Nation (2026)

Sniper: No Nation (2026)

Brandon Beckett and Agent Zero lead a rescue mission in Venezuela when their friends are taken hostage.

Anaconda (2025)

Anaconda (2025)

Un grup de artiști de circ care se îndreaptă spre ceea ce ei cred că este o nouă locație de spectacol, rămân blocați într-o pădure tropicală după ce barca în care se aflau e atacată de un șarpe anaconda, iar căpitanul este ucis. Ei se întâlnesc cu un braconier tenace care vânează astfel de șerpi și care își dă seama că acum ar putea avea suficientă momeală pentru a-l prinde. Dar, fiind artiști de circ, ei au câteva trucuri de supraviețuire în mânecă.

Keeper (2025)

Keeper (2025)

Filmul urmărește povestea lui Liz și Malcolm, un cuplu care își sărbătorește aniversarea într - o cabană izolată. Când Malcolm pleacă neașteptat în oraș, Liz rămâne singură și intră în contact cu o prezență sinistră care dezvăluie secrete terifiante ascunse în cabană.

You, Me & Tuscany (2026)

You, Me & Tuscany (2026)

Free-spirited Italian chef and a reserved British lawyer embark on a whirlwind romance during a destination wedding in coastal Italy.

Michael (2026)

Michael (2026)

Singer Michael Jackson emerges from Gary, Indiana, as a prodigy in the Jackson 5, captivating audiences with his unmatched talent in the early 1970s. As a solo artist, he transforms pop music with groundbreaking albums like Off the Wall and Thriller, redefining performance, music videos, and global stardom. Behind the fame, Michael grapples with family expectations, management pressures, and the relentless pursuit of perfection that fuels his creativity. His visionary artistry and tireless dedication culminate in the record-breaking Bad World Tour, showcasing his evolution from a gifted child to an international icon. The film charts his rise, triumphs, and innovations, concluding at the electrifying finale of the Bad Tour in late 1980s. capturing the peak of his career.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)

A new movie based on the world of Super Mario Bros. that further broadens Mario's world with a bright and fun story. Plot TBA.

Ajutor! (2026)

Ajutor! (2026)

Doi colegi rămân blocați pe o insulă pustie, singurii supraviețuitori ai unui accident aviatic. Pe insulă, ei trebuie să depășească neînțelegeri din trecut și să colaboreze pentru a supraviețui. În cele din urmă, doar voința și inteligența îi vor scăpa cu viață.

Menajera (2025)

Menajera (2025)

"Menajera" spune povestea unei femei care nu a reușit în viață, dar care se bucură să o ia de la capăt ca menajeră a unui cuplu elitist și bogat.

18th Rose (2026)

18th Rose (2026)

A spirited teen dreaming of the perfect debut makes a deal with a lonely newcomer, but unexpected feelings and revelations may shatter their plans.

Finding Harry: The Craft Behind the Magic (2026)

Finding Harry: The Craft Behind the Magic (2026)

Featuring interviews from members of the casting, production design, costume design, and creature effects teams, follow the behind-the-scenes journey of bringing the Harry Potter books to the small screen. Find out how the new Golden Trio were found, and celebrate the commitment to detail of the artists, craftspeople, and technicians who have come together to bring the wizarding world to life.

Timur (2025)

Timur (2025)

Follows the real-life international hostage crisis that took place in Mapenduma in 1996. The subsequent rescue operation was overseen by now-Indonesian President Prabowo Subianto.

Hoppers (2026)

Hoppers (2026)

Animal lover Mabel uses clever new technology designed to "hop" human consciousness into lifelike robotic animals to communicate with beavers, uncovering mysteries within the animal world beyond anything she could have imagined.

Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)

Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)

Plot TBA. Described as breathing modern life into ageless evil.

Avatar: Foc și cenușă (2025)

Avatar: Foc și cenușă (2025)

In the wake of the devastating war against the RDA and the loss of their eldest son, Jake Sully and Neytiri face a new threat on Pandora: the Ash People, a violent and power-hungry Na'vi tribe led by the ruthless Varang. Jake's family must fight for their survival and the future of Pandora in a conflict that pushes them to their emotional and physical limits.

Open Season 2 (2025)

Open Season 2 (2025)

Two years after moving to the French countryside and seeing hunting banned, Adelaide and Simon discover that living close to nature can be rewarding, peaceful... and unbelievably boring. Desperate to make new friends, they're overjoyed when Bernard's witty, wealthy son Stan and his smart, aristocratic wife Bennie move to town—with kids the same age as theirs. But what seems like a gift from heaven turns out to be a Trojan horse: Stan and Bennie are die-hard coursers, determined to hunt on horseback with their hounds wherever they please. Chaos ensues. The clash becomes a full-blown war as Stan buys up land, bribes the locals, and plans to turn the forest into a playground for the ultra-rich. With help from Bernard and his old hunting buddies, can Addie and Simon rally the villagers and spark a rural revolt to save their peaceful corner of the world?

Bătălia mortală 2 (2026)

Bătălia mortală 2 (2026)

The fan favorite champions—now joined by Johnny Cage himself—are pitted against one another in the ultimate, no-holds barred, gory battle to defeat the dark rule of Shao Kahn that threatens the very existence of the Earthrealm and its defenders.

War Machine (2026)

War Machine (2026)

In the final 24 hours of the world’s toughest selection process, a team of Army Rangers encounters a threat beyond its imagination.

GOAT (2026)

GOAT (2026)

Will, a small goat with big dreams, gets a once-in-a-lifetime shot to join the pros and play roarball – a high-intensity, co-ed, full-contact sport dominated by the fastest, fiercest animals in the world. Will's new teammates aren't thrilled about having a little goat on their roster, but Will is determined to revolutionize the sport and prove once and for all that "smalls can ball!" He has to do something he has never done before.

Scream 7 (2026)

Scream 7 (2026)

When a new Ghostface killer emerges in the quiet town where Sidney Prescott has built a new life, her darkest fears are realized as her daughter becomes the next target. Determined to protect her family, Sidney must face the horrors of her past to put an end to the bloodshed once and for all.

Wasteman (2026)

Wasteman (2026)

A convict’s chances for early prison release come under threat after the arrival of a brutal new cellmate.

Zootropolis 2 (2025)

Zootropolis 2 (2025)

After cracking the biggest case in Zootopia's history, rookie cops Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde find themselves on the twisting trail of a great mystery when Gary De'Snake arrives and turns the animal metropolis upside down. To crack the case, Judy and Nick must go undercover to unexpected new parts of town, where their growing partnership is tested like never before.

Pizza Movie (2026)

Pizza Movie (2026)

Loner college undergrads Jack and Montgomery order a take-out pie, but accidentally take a homemade drug that turns a two-floor journey downstairs into a mind-bendingly transformative quest.

Psycho Killer (2026)

Psycho Killer (2026)

Following the brutal murder of her husband, a Kansas highway patrol officer sets out on a journey to track down the perpetrator. As the hunt progresses, she comes to realize the man responsible is a sadistic serial killer, and the depth of his mental depravity and his sinister agenda is more twisted than anyone could have imagined.

Shelter (2026)

Shelter (2026)

Mason is a reclusive man living in a remote setting by the sea. When he chooses to rescue a young girl from drowning in a terrible storm, he unwittingly sets off a chain reaction that soon brings violence his way, forcing him to confront choices from his past.

Groenlanda 2: Migrația (2026)

Groenlanda 2: Migrația (2026)

Membrii supraviețuitori ai familiei Garrity trebuie să părăsească siguranța buncărului din Groenlanda și să pornească într-o călătorie periculoasă prin pustiul înghețat și devastat al Europei pentru a-și găsi o nouă casă.

Mireasa! (2026)

Mireasa! (2026)

A lonely Frankenstein travels to 1930s Chicago to ask groundbreaking scientist Dr. Euphronious to create a companion for him. The two revive a murdered young woman and The Bride is born. But what ensues is beyond what either of them imagined.

Crime 101 (2026)

Crime 101 (2026)

A series of high level jewelry thefts up and down the Pacific Coast Highway have gone unsolved for years, primarily because the perpetrator has lived by a strict code he calls ‘Crime 101'. Police attribute the thefts to Colombian cartels, but Detective Lou Lubesnick’s gut says it’s the work of just one man. Now the lone-wolf jewel thief is looking for that fabled final last score and Lou breaks all the rules of Crime 101.

Mudborn (2025)

Mudborn (2025)

Xu Chuan, who works at a game company, accidentally brings home a broken clay doll from a haunted house while developing a new horror VR game. Unexpectedly, his pregnant wife, Mu Hua, a cultural relic restorer, develops an obsession with the doll and relentlessly tries to repair it. As strange things begin to happen in the house, Mu Hua's condition deteriorates, and Xu Chuan, at his wits' end, seeks help from a spiritual medium, A Sheng. Meanwhile, the horrifying secret hidden behind the clay doll begins to surface.

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2026)

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2026)

Described as a buddy action-comedy set in the criminal underworld. Plot TBA.

Humint (2026)

Humint (2026)

An espionage action film depicting North and South Korean secret agents clashing while investigating crimes occurring on the Vladivostok border.

"Wuthering Heights" (2026)

"Wuthering Heights" (2026)

A passionate and tumultuous love story set against the backdrop of the Yorkshire moors, exploring the intense and destructive relationship between Heathcliff and Catherine Earnshaw.

The Drama (2026)

The Drama (2026)

A couple, in the days leading up to their wedding, faces a crisis when unexpected revelations derail what one of them thought they knew about the other.

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