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Hamnet (2025)

Hamnet (2025)

The powerful story of love and loss that inspired the creation of Shakespeare's timeless masterpiece, Hamlet.

The Bluff (2026)

The Bluff (2026)

Set in the 19th-century Caribbean, a former female pirate must protect her family when the mysterious sins of her past catch up to her. 

Cold Storage (2026)

Cold Storage (2026)

When a mutating, highly contagious fungus escapes a sealed facility, two young employees – joined by a grizzled bioterror operative – must survive the wildest night shift ever to save humanity from extinction.

Frankenstein (2025)

Frankenstein (2025)

Dr. Pretorius pornește pe urmele monstrului lui Frankenstein, crezut mort de 40 de ani în urma unui incendiu, cu planul de a continua experimentele doctorului Frankenstein.

Arco (2025)

Arco (2025)

Arco, 12 years old, lives in a far future. During his first flight in his rainbow suit, he loses control and falls in the past. Iris, a little girl his age from 2075, saw him fall. She rescues him and tries by all means to send him back to his era.

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2026)

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2026)

A man from the future arrives at a diner in Los Angeles where he must recruit the precise combination of disgruntled patrons to join him on a one-night-six-block quest to save the world from the terminal threat of a rogue artificial intelligence.

Menajera (2025)

Menajera (2025)

"Menajera" spune povestea unei femei care nu a reușit în viață, dar care se bucură să o ia de la capăt ca menajeră a unui cuplu elitist și bogat.

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)

The second installment in the 28 Days Later sequel trilogy. Plot TBA.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)

A new movie based on the world of Super Mario Bros. that further broadens Mario's world with a bright and fun story. Plot TBA.

Agentul secret (2025)

Agentul secret (2025)

Brazilia, 1977. Marcelo, un expert în tehnologie trecut de 40 de ani, trăiește ca un fugar. În plină săptămână de Carnaval, ajunge la Recife cu speranța de a-și regăsi fiul și de a găsi liniștea pe care o caută de ani de zile. Dar orașul pulsează de violență și neliniște, iar culorile, muzica și agitația carnavalului ascund o lume în care pericolul pândește la fiecare colț.

Bugonia (2025)

Bugonia (2025)

Provocator și subversiv, Bugonia urmărește doi tineri obsedați de conspirații care ies din vizuinile lor virtuale și o răpesc pe Michelle, o puternică directoare generală pe care o cred o extraterestră venită să ne nimicească.

Anaconda (2025)

Anaconda (2025)

Un grup de artiști de circ care se îndreaptă spre ceea ce ei cred că este o nouă locație de spectacol, rămân blocați într-o pădure tropicală după ce barca în care se aflau e atacată de un șarpe anaconda, iar căpitanul este ucis. Ei se întâlnesc cu un braconier tenace care vânează astfel de șerpi și care își dă seama că acum ar putea avea suficientă momeală pentru a-l prinde. Dar, fiind artiști de circ, ei au câteva trucuri de supraviețuire în mânecă.

Mercy (2026)

Mercy (2026)

In the near future, a detective stands on trial accused of murdering his wife. He has 90 minutes to prove his innocence to the advanced A.I. Judge he once championed, before it determines his fate.

Solo Mio (2026)

Solo Mio (2026)

Matt's dreams of a picturesque Italian wedding are shattered when his fiancée leaves him at the altar. He embarks on his planned honeymoon across Italy alone, immersing himself in the country’s vibrant culture, food, and beauty.

Valoare Sentimentală (2025)

Valoare Sentimentală (2025)

Surorile Nora si Agnes se reunesc dupa multi ani cu tatal lor Gustav, un regizor candva renumit, care ii ofera Norei un rol in cel mai nou film al sau, insa ea il refuza. Asa ajunge Gustav la Rachel Kemp, o actrita celebra de la Hollywood, pe care o aduce in mijlocul acestei intruniri personale si emotionante.

Hoppers (2026)

Hoppers (2026)

Animal lover Mabel uses clever new technology designed to "hop" human consciousness into lifelike robotic animals to communicate with beavers, uncovering mysteries within the animal world beyond anything she could have imagined.

Ghost Elephants (2026)

Ghost Elephants (2026)

In Angola's mist-shrouded highlands, three KhoiSan master trackers embark on a spiritual quest to rediscover the legendary "ghost elephants" of Lisima—creatures presumed lost by technology but remembered in ancestral trance, ritual, and memory.

Mireasa! (2026)

Mireasa! (2026)

A lonely Frankenstein travels to 1930s Chicago to ask groundbreaking scientist Dr. Euphronious to create a companion for him. The two revive a murdered young woman and The Bride is born. But what ensues is beyond what either of them imagined.

Nuremberg (2025)

Nuremberg (2025)

După încheierea celui de-al Doilea Război Mondial, psihiatrul american dr. Douglas Kelley este însărcinat cu evaluarea stării psihice a prizonierilor naziști de rang înalt ce urmează a fi judecați în foarte mediatizatul proces de la Nuremberg. În timpul acestui demers, ajunge într-o confruntare psihologică tensionată cu Herman Goring, mâna dreaptă a lui Hitler, pentru că miza din spatele acestui proces este cu totul alta decât ceea ce își închipuise la început.

The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026)

The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026)

Third and final chapter in "The Strangers" trilogy. Plot TBA.

Marty Supreme (2025)

Marty Supreme (2025)

Marty Mauser, a young man with a dream no one respects, goes to hell and back in pursuit of greatness.

Scream 7 (2026)

Scream 7 (2026)

When a new Ghostface killer emerges in the quiet town where Sidney Prescott has built a new life, her darkest fears are realized as her daughter becomes the next target. Determined to protect her family, Sidney must face the horrors of her past to put an end to the bloodshed once and for all.

Whistle (2026)

Whistle (2026)

A group of misfit high school students stumble upon an ancient Aztec death whistle. They find that when they blow the whistle, the terrifying sound it emits will invoke their future deaths to hunt them down. As the body count rises, the friends investigate the origins of the deadly artifact in a desperate effort to stop the horrifying chain of events that they have set in motion.

Avatar: Foc și cenușă (2025)

Avatar: Foc și cenușă (2025)

In the wake of the devastating war against the RDA and the loss of their eldest son, Jake Sully and Neytiri face a new threat on Pandora: the Ash People, a violent and power-hungry Na'vi tribe led by the ruthless Varang. Jake's family must fight for their survival and the future of Pandora in a conflict that pushes them to their emotional and physical limits.

undertone (2026)

undertone (2026)

The host of an ‘all-things-creepy’ podcast, who moves into her dying mother’s house to be her primary caregiver. When her podcast is sent 10 audio recordings of a young pregnant couple experiencing paranormal noises, she realizes the woman’s story is a mirror of her own and each new recording scratches at her sanity, drawing her into a fate she cannot escape.

"Wuthering Heights" (2026)

"Wuthering Heights" (2026)

A passionate and tumultuous love story set against the backdrop of the Yorkshire moors, exploring the intense and destructive relationship between Heathcliff and Catherine Earnshaw.

Zootropolis 2 (2025)

Zootropolis 2 (2025)

After cracking the biggest case in Zootopia's history, rookie cops Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde find themselves on the twisting trail of a great mystery when Gary De'Snake arrives and turns the animal metropolis upside down. To crack the case, Judy and Nick must go undercover to unexpected new parts of town, where their growing partnership is tested like never before.

The Testament of Ann Lee (2025)

The Testament of Ann Lee (2025)

The extraordinary true legend of Ann Lee, founder of the devotional sect known as the Shakers.

Crime 101 (2026)

Crime 101 (2026)

A series of high level jewelry thefts up and down the Pacific Coast Highway have gone unsolved for years, primarily because the perpetrator has lived by a strict code he calls ‘Crime 101'. Police attribute the thefts to Colombian cartels, but Detective Lou Lubesnick’s gut says it’s the work of just one man. Now the lone-wolf jewel thief is looking for that fabled final last score and Lou breaks all the rules of Crime 101.

Shelter (2026)

Shelter (2026)

Mason is a reclusive man living in a remote setting by the sea. When he chooses to rescue a young girl from drowning in a terrible storm, he unwittingly sets off a chain reaction that soon brings violence his way, forcing him to confront choices from his past.

In the Grey

In the Grey

Two extraction specialists must plan an escape path for a high-level female negotiator.

O luptă după alta (2025)

O luptă după alta (2025)

Când inamicul lor iese din nou la lumină după 16 ani, un grup de foști revoluționari strânge rândurile pentru a o salva pe fiica unuia dintre ei.

War Machine (2026)

War Machine (2026)

In the final 24 hours of the world’s toughest selection process, a team of Army Rangers encounters a threat beyond its imagination.

Project Hail Mary (2026)

Project Hail Mary (2026)

Science teacher Ryland Grace wakes up on a spaceship light years from home with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory returns, he begins to uncover his mission: solve the riddle of the mysterious substance causing the sun to die out. He must call on his scientific knowledge and unorthodox ideas to save everything on Earth from extinction… but an unexpected friendship means he may not have to do it alone.

F1 Filmul (2025)

F1 Filmul (2025)

Supranumit „Cel mai tare care n-a fost”, Sonny Hayes era un fenomen cu perspectivă promițătoare în anii '90 până când un accident aproape i-a distrus cariera. 30 de ani mai târziu, acesta lucrează ca șofer de curse private până când este abordat cu o nouă propunere de către fostul său partener Ruben Cervantes, proprietar al unei echipe de Formula 1 pe cale de a intra în faliment.

Michael (2026)

Michael (2026)

Singer Michael Jackson emerges from Gary, Indiana, as a prodigy in the Jackson 5, captivating audiences with his unmatched talent in the early 1970s. As a solo artist, he transforms pop music with groundbreaking albums like Off the Wall and Thriller, redefining performance, music videos, and global stardom. Behind the fame, Michael grapples with family expectations, management pressures, and the relentless pursuit of perfection that fuels his creativity. His visionary artistry and tireless dedication culminate in the record-breaking Bad World Tour, showcasing his evolution from a gifted child to an international icon. The film charts his rise, triumphs, and innovations, concluding at the electrifying finale of the Bad Tour in late 1980s. capturing the peak of his career.

Păcătoșii (2025)

Păcătoșii (2025)

Încercând să lase în urmă viețile lor tumultoase, frații gemeni (Jordan) se întorc înapoi în orașul lor natal, doar pentru a descoperi o forță malefică și mai puternică așteptându-i să revină.

The Good Boy (2026)

The Good Boy (2026)

Nineteen year old Tommy likes his life as a criminal, and leads his friends in acts of horrifying violence, until one night he is kidnapped by a stranger, Chris. Waking up with a chain around his neck in the basement of an isolated home, Tommy finds himself at the centre of a dysfunctional family dynamic as Chris and his mysterious wife Kathryn try to make Tommy a “good boy”, in a process of forced rehabilitation. The one thing Tommy knows for sure: he must escape.

Reminders of Him (2026)

Reminders of Him (2026)

When Diem's custodial grandparents adamantly refuse Kenna's attempts to see her, she discovers unexpected compassion, and then something truer and deeper, with former NFL player and local bar owner Ledger. As their secret romance develops, so do the dangers for both of them, leading Kenna toward heartbreak and, ultimately, the hope for a second chance.

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