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Saccharine (2026)

Saccharine (2026)

After succumbing to an obscure weight-loss craze involving the eating of human ashes, a lovelorn medical student finds herself terrorised by the ghost of the person she's eating.

Spa Weekend (2026)

Spa Weekend (2026)

The film follows three best friends, Jane, Coco and Sophie, as they embark on some much-needed pampering during a luxury spa break in Palm Springs. But when their trainwreck friend, Mel, turns up, the relaxation quickly descends into chaos with hilarious consequences.

Crescendo (2026)

Crescendo (2026)

Behind the scenes of an ambitious staging of the opera The Marriage of Figaro, an accusation of sexual assault emerges, upsetting the balance of the cast. The film explores the tensions linked to generational conflicts and individual stances, in an artistic context in crisis.

Răzbunătorii: Ziua osândei (2026)

Răzbunătorii: Ziua osândei (2026)

Beloved heroes from three distinct universes are set on a deadly collision course and face an existential threat unlike anything they've ever encountered.

Coyote vs ACME (2026)

Coyote vs ACME (2026)

After Acme products fail him one too many times in his dogged pursuit of the Roadrunner, Wile E. Coyote decides to hire a billboard lawyer to sue the Acme Corporation.

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

A queer filmmaker is hired to direct a new installment of a slasher franchise. The director fixates on the prospect of casting the ‘final girl’ from the original movie, and the two women descend into a frenzy of psychosexual mania.

The Love Hypothesis (2026)

The Love Hypothesis (2026)

Olive Smith, a biology PhD candidate, and Dr. Adam Carlsen, a hotshot professor and well-known tyrant, enter into a fake relationship, seeing each of their carefully calculated theories on love get thrown into chaos.

Ray Gunn (2026)

Ray Gunn (2026)

In a futuristic world co-habitated by aliens and humans, the last human private eye is hired to investigate the fidelity of a well-known pop star.

Super Troopers 3 (2026)

Super Troopers 3 (2026)

The third installment in the Super Troopers franchise. Plot TBA.

Capătul Străzii Stejar (2026)

Capătul Străzii Stejar (2026)

După ce un eveniment cosmic misterios smulge Strada Stejar dintr-o suburbie modernă și teleportează întregul cartier într-un loc straniu, familia Platt descoperă că supraviețuirea depinde de capacitatea membrilor de a rămâne împreună, în timp ce încearcă să se descurce într-un mediu de nerecunoscut.

Ice Cream Man (2026)

Ice Cream Man (2026)

An idyllic summer town descends into madness when an ice cream man serves kids sweet delights with horrifying results.

Vaiana (2026)

Vaiana (2026)

O tânără curajoasă navighează pe apele oceanului într-o misiune riscantă pentru a-și salva insula și poporul de un blestem străvechi. Alături de legendarul semizeu Maui, ea înfruntă creaturi marine gigantice și descoperă puterea propriei identități.

Possible Love (2026)

Possible Love (2026)

Following the intertwined lives of two married couples leading completely opposite lives. As their worlds collide, fractures begin to appear in their daily existence.

The Odyssey (2026)

The Odyssey (2026)

Povestea lui Odysseus în călătoria sa periculoasă spre casă după Războiul Troian, prezentând întâlnirile sale cu Polyphemus, Sirenele, Circe și terminând cu reîntâlnirea cu soția sa, Penelope.

Unabomber (2026)

Unabomber (2026)

Follows Ted Kaczynski’s transformation from Harvard prodigy into the infamous Unabomber, who carried out a nationwide bombing campaign in the U.S. from 1978 to 1995, killing 3 people and injuring 23. Subjected to controversial psychological experiments by Professor Henry Murray, Kaczynski's troubled past resurfaces decades later when his manhunt, led by FBI agent Joanne Miller, brings to light the chilling consequences of ambition and isolation.

Street Fighter (2026)

Street Fighter (2026)

In 1993, estranged Street Fighters Ryu and Ken Masters are thrown back into combat when the mysterious Chun-Li recruits them for the next World Warrior Tournament: a brutal clash of fists, fate, and fury. But behind this battle royale lies a deadly conspiracy that forces them to face off against each other and the demons of their past. And if they don't, it's GAME OVER!

Awarapan 2 (2026)

Awarapan 2 (2026)

Sequel to Mohit Suri's 2007 cult film 'Awarapan'.

Backrooms: Fără ieșire (2026)

Backrooms: Fără ieșire (2026)

Într-un subsol oarecare, dintr-un magazin de mobilă oarecare, pe un perete oarecare, o cale de acces răsare și duce către o nouă realitate amenințătoare.

Hungry (2026)

Hungry (2026)

După ce se rătăcește în mlaștinile din Louisiana, un grup de turiști trebuie să lupte pentru supraviețuire împotriva unui hipopotam furios care a scăpat în libertate.

Primetime (2026)

Primetime (2026)

A journalist takes on an underworld of crime and changes television forever.

Digger (2026)

Digger (2026)

The most powerful man in the world embarks on a frantic mission to prove he is humanity's saviour before the disaster he’s unleashed destroys everything.

Obsesia (2026)

Obsesia (2026)

După ce rupe o crenguță din misterioasa „Salcie a unei singure dorințe” ca să cucerească inima fetei pe care o place, un romantic incurabil obține exact ce și-a dorit. Curând însă descoperă că unele dorințe vin cu un preț sumbru și sinistru.

Forgotten Island (2026)

Forgotten Island (2026)

Jo and Raissa find themselves stranded on the fantastic world of the forgotten island of Nakali. They find that their only way home might come at the expense of a lifetime of memories and emotions.

Idiots (2026)

Idiots (2026)

Cynical degenerate Mark and bumbling idealist Davis have both hit rock bottom. Paired for a job by a shady transport service, their task seems simple: transport Sheridan, a wealthy troubled teen, to rehab. But Sheridan has other plans and what starts as a simple road trip becomes an unhinged odyssey of drug-fueled disasters, near-death experiences and criminal encounters. Out of their minds and in way over their heads, Mark and Davis find the courage to face their failures and realize that it’s not the destination that matters, it’s the sh*theads you meet along the way.

Don't Be Shy!

Don't Be Shy!

Don’t Be Shy follows the story of Shyamili ‘Shy’ Das, a 20-year-old girl who thinks she has everything figured out until her perfectly planned life takes an unpredictable turn, and things begin to spiral out of her control.

Mutiny (2026)

Mutiny (2026)

După ce a asistat la uciderea șefului său miliardar și a fost înscenat pentru această crimă, Cole Reed se îmbarcă pe un cargobot într-o misiune solitară de răzbunare a morții șefului său, pentru a descoperi în cele din urmă o conspirație internațională.

Povestea jucăriilor 5 (2026)

Povestea jucăriilor 5 (2026)

When Bonnie receives a Lilypad tablet as a gift and becomes obsessed, Buzz, Woody, Jessie and the rest of the gang's jobs become exponentially harder when they have to go head to head with the all-new threat to playtime.

Nobody's Son (2026)

Nobody's Son (2026)

The script centres on Mathilda and Thomas, married for over 15 years. They’ve always dreamed of having children, but their efforts were only met with failures. After having adopted Mapring, a 4-year-old boy from Thailand, their life takes a tragic turn when Mathilda dies in an accident. Thomas then finds himself alone with a child he hadn’t really wanted. Devastated by this loss and incapable of forming a bond with Mapring, he decides to go look for the child’s biological family. Accompanied by Chaan, a local guide, Thomas starts on a trying journey through Thailand. Over time, father and son start to tame each other and create bonds… However, a crucial question remains: what will Thomas do when he finds Mapring’s biological family?

Resident Evil (2026)

Resident Evil (2026)

Described as a reboot that won't retell a story from the game series, but will return to the franchise's suspense/horror roots and be more faithful to the spirit of the early games. The film will attempt to capture “the moment that comes in every Resident Evil game where you find yourself standing in the mouth of a dark passageway with one shot left in the gun, and you know something horrible is waiting for you in that darkness – that awful moment where you have to will yourself forward.” The film will “follow one central protagonist from point A to point B, as they descend deeper into hell.”

Verity (2026)

Verity (2026)

Struggling writer Lowen Ashleigh is on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime: she's been hired to complete the remaining books in a successful series that bestselling thriller author Verity Crawford is unable to finish after a mysterious accident. Upon arrival at the lavish Crawford estate, Ashleigh slowly learns that things are not exactly as they seem.

Toi + Moi - Seuls contre tous (2026)

Toi + Moi - Seuls contre tous (2026)

Alma Lancaster, 18, leads a seemingly perfect life in a wealthy family, who believe she is studying law. In secret, she pursues her true dream — cinema. On campus, she meets 20-year-old Vadim Arcadi, a rebellious and magnetic solitaire with a troubled past. Forced to collaborate on a student film, they compete, get closer and start to fall in love – in spite of themselves. But someone is watching them. A mysterious figure begins to send anonymous threats, determined to separate them and expose secrets that could destroy Alma and Vadim.

Legend of the White Dragon (2026)

Legend of the White Dragon (2026)

The White Dragon, Erik Reed, has returned home to Virtuo City 3 years later after being defeated in a colossal battle against the ancient overlord, Ashtagor. The crystal he used to become the White Dragon was broken in two as a result of the epic battle, both pieces were subsequently lost. Being blamed for the destruction and collateral lives lost, his identity was outed after the battle thus making him a fugitive from the law. We now follow Erik on his journey as he teams up with treasure hunters from the past who help him reclaim his power as the White Dragon. Once reunited with his powers, he and his team are now ready to battle a new threat, Dragon Prime, who seeks revenge against the White Dragon. Erik must now try and defeat Dragon Prime in order to get one step closer to clearing his name and being able to protect his family from an ancient evil that still lurks in the darkness… Ashtagor

Heart of the Beast (2026)

Heart of the Beast (2026)

A former Army Special Forces soldier and his retired combat dog battle for survival after a plane crash deep in the unforgiving Alaskan wilderness.

Clayface (2026)

Clayface (2026)

Urmăriți coborârea terifiantă în iad a unui actor promițător de la Hollywood care s-a transformat într-un monstru mânat de răzbunare, explorând pierderea identității și a umanității, ravagiile iubirii distructive și latura întunecată a ambiției științifice.

Cartea Morților: Focurile iadului (2026)

Cartea Morților: Focurile iadului (2026)

After her husband's abrupt death, a woman seeks solace with her in-laws. As they transform into Deadites one by one, she comes to discover that the vows she took in life survive even in death.

One Last Shot

One Last Shot

Navy Seal Jake Harris must stop a team of mercenaries, led by his disillusioned former comrade, from disabling the US missile defense network.

Best of the Best (2026)

Best of the Best (2026)

The film follows two childhood best friends, Maya and Anjali, who join their college’s competitive Bollywood dance team only to discover that the road to winning the national championship is far more raucous and cutthroat than they ever imagined.

Omul-Păianjen 4 (2026)

Omul-Păianjen 4 (2026)

Fighting crime full-time as Spider-Man in a world that doesn't remember him—and the pressure of seeing his old friends move on without him—sparks a change in Peter Parker he may not have the power to control. But that transformation might also be the only thing that can stop a shocking new threat to the city and those he loves - a powerful villain no one can even see.

The Invite (2026)

The Invite (2026)

A middle-aged couple who are feeling stagnant in their relationship invite the younger and livelier couple from the apartment upstairs for a get-together that takes an unexpected turn.

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