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The First Snow of Fraggle Rock (2025)

The First Snow of Fraggle Rock (2025)

The Fraggles eagerly await the first snow of the season and all the traditions it brings, but when only a single snowflake arrives and Gobo can’t write the yearly holiday song everyone is expecting, the season is thrown off course. For the first time ever, Gobo journeys to the human world — or, as the Fraggles refer to it: Outer Space — to find some unexpected musical inspiration. And in another first, back at the Gorgs’ castle, Junior is overwhelmed by the arrival of a new baby Gorg joining the family. This holiday season, the Fraggles and Gorgs learn that beautiful moments aren’t always perfect — but they can be as unique and memorable as snowflakes.

Lone Samurai (2025)

Lone Samurai (2025)

A violent and reckless samurai is shipwrecked on a remote island left without an avenue for his rage. After undertaking a spiritual journey to appease his aggressive thoughts, he finds himself abducted by external demons taking the form of cannibals, putting his sense of reality and deadly talents to the test.

Păcătoșii (2025)

Păcătoșii (2025)

Încercând să lase în urmă viețile lor tumultoase, frații gemeni (Jordan) se întorc înapoi în orașul lor natal, doar pentru a descoperi o forță malefică și mai puternică așteptându-i să revină.

The Creeps (2025)

The Creeps (2025)

When a mysterious gateway between dimensions unleashes a horde of nasty little creatures into Vuokatti Ski Resort, Zach and his friends’ dream holiday takes a turn for the terrifying. What was supposed to be an epic party—filled with sex, drugs, rock ’n’ roll, and Hollywood legend Christopher Lambert—spirals into pure chaos as the Creeps run wild. Now, Zach must rise to the occasion, battle the pint-sized terrors, and prove that being a hero isn’t so different from the ‘80s movies he worships.

Oh. What. Fun. (2025)

Oh. What. Fun. (2025)

Claire Clauster organizes a special Christmas outing when her family forgets her in the shuffle. By the time they realize their mistake, she’s gone missing. Their Christmas is in jeopardy, but Claire has other plans.

Predators (2025)

Predators (2025)

In the mid-aughts, Dateline NBC’s To Catch a Predator drew millions of weekly viewers to watch sting operations: men planning to meet minors for sex would instead be confronted by polished host Chris Hansen, then by the police — all on hidden camera.

Predator: Ținuturi sălbatice (2025)

Predator: Ținuturi sălbatice (2025)

În viitor, pe o planetă îndepărtată, tânărul Predator Dek, izgonit de propriul clan, își găsește un aliat neașteptat în Thia (Elle Fanning), un android al companiei Weyland-Yutani. Împreună vor porni în căutarea adversarului suprem.

Zootropolis 2 (2025)

Zootropolis 2 (2025)

After cracking the biggest case in Zootopia's history, rookie cops Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde find their partnership isn't as solid as they thought when Chief Bogo orders them to join the Partners in Crisis counseling program. But it doesn't take long for their partnership to be put to the ultimate test when they find themselves on the twisting trail of a mystery tied to the arrival of a venomous snake in the animal metropolis.

The Family McMullen (2025)

The Family McMullen (2025)

30 years after the events of The Brothers McMullen, romantic entanglements plague a now fiftysomething Barry McMullen and his twentysomething kids, as well as his brother Patrick and widowed sister-in-law Molly, who are also facing similar unexpected hurdles.

O luptă după alta (2025)

O luptă după alta (2025)

Când inamicul lor iese din nou la lumină după 16 ani, un grup de foști revoluționari strânge rândurile pentru a o salva pe fiica unuia dintre ei.

Dintotdeauna tu (2025)

Dintotdeauna tu (2025)

Când viața te doboară, iubirea te ridică. "Dintotdeauna tu" urmărește relația tensionată dintre tânăra mamă Morgan Grant și fiica ei adolescentă, Clara, relație și mai mult zdruncinată de moartea tragică a soțului lui Morgan, Chris, care le obligă să facă față împreună încercărilor vieții.

Merv (2025)

Merv (2025)

When their beloved dog Merv loses his spark after their split, Anna and Russ are forced into the world's most awkward co-parenting arrangement.

Triplu X (2002)

Triplu X (2002)

Un cunoscut amator de senzații tari, considerat invulnerabil în fața legii, este forțat să lucreze pentru guvern și să se infiltreze într-o rețea mafiotă rusească.

TRON: Ares (2025)

TRON: Ares (2025)

Un program extrem de sofisticat numit Ares este trimis din lumea digitală în lumea reală într-o misiune periculoasă, marcând prima întâlnire a omenirii cu ființele cu cu I.A. (Inteligență Artificială).

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (2025)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (2025)

When laid-back Greg finds himself at odds with his dad’s outsized expectations, pressure builds to turn his act around. After a series of hilarious near-disasters, Greg’s dad presents him with an ultimatum that just might challenge Greg’s wimpy ways for good.

Trol 2 (2025)

Trol 2 (2025)

Nora, Andreas și Căpitanul Kris intră din nou în acțiune când se trezește un nou trol periculos, iar de data asta vor avea nevoie de mai mult ajutor ca să-l învingă.

Christy (2025)

Christy (2025)

Christy Martin never imagined life beyond her small-town roots in West Virginia—until she discovered a knack for punching people. Fueled by grit, raw determination, and an unshakable desire to win, she charges into the world of boxing under the guidance of her trainer and manager-turned-husband, Jim. But while Christy flaunts a fiery persona in the ring, her toughest battles unfold outside it—confronting family, identity, and a relationship that just might become life-or-death.

Interstellar: Călătorind prin univers (2014)

Interstellar: Călătorind prin univers (2014)

În contextul în care existența omenirii pe Pământ este amenințată, un grup de exploratori se folosesc de o gaură de vierme nou descoperită pentru a depăși limitele spațiului și a cuceri imensele distanțe ale unei călătorii interstelare.

Pets on a Train (2025)

Pets on a Train (2025)

When a train unexpectedly starts up, taking only pets with it, the animals discover that Hans, a badger with a grudge is behind it all. While the crash seems inevitable, the animals can count on Falcon, a roguish Raccoon who will do anything to save them.

The Running Man (2025)

The Running Man (2025)

In a near-future society, The Running Man is the top-rated show on television - a deadly competition where contestants, known as Runners, must survive 30 days while being hunted by professional assassins, with every move being broadcast to a bloodthirsty public and each day bringing a greater cash reward. Desperate to save his sick daughter, working-class Ben Richards is convinced by the show's charming but ruthless producer to enter the game as a last resort. But Ben's defiance, instincts, and grit turn him into an unexpected fab favorite - and a threat to the entire system. As ratings skyrocket, so does the danger, and Ben must outwit not just the Hunters, but a nation addicted to watching him fall.

Jaful perfect 3 (2025)

Jaful perfect 3 (2025)

The Four Horsemen return along with a new generation of illusionists performing mind-melding twists, turns, surprises, and magic unlike anything ever captured on film.

Hunting Season (2026)

Hunting Season (2026)

An overprotective father and his feisty 12-year-old daughter, who take in a mysterious young woman who washes ashore on the bank of a local river. The father-daughter duo’s lives are forever changed by the arrival of this stranger and by the ruthless drug lord who will stop at nothing to possess her.

Jay Kelly (2025)

Jay Kelly (2025)

Famous movie actor Jay Kelly embarks on a journey of self discovery confronting both his past and present, accompanied by his devoted manager Ron.

Dhurandhar (2025)

Dhurandhar (2025)

Set in the world of Indian intelligence, Dhurandhar follows a covert officer on a high-stakes mission rooted in historical events. The film blends high-octane action sequences, Shakespearean betrayals, and intricate espionage tradecraft, centered on the lives of the unknown men.

Superman (2025)

Superman (2025)

În stilul caracteristic, James Gunn abordează povestea celui mai cunoscut supererou în noul univers DC cu un amestec original de acțiune epică, umor și emoție, prezentând lumii un Superman caracterizat prin compasiune și credința oarbă în bunătatea umană.

Bugonia (2025)

Bugonia (2025)

Provocator și subversiv, Bugonia urmărește doi tineri obsedați de conspirații care ies din vizuinile lor virtuale și o răpesc pe Michelle, o puternică directoare generală pe care o cred o extraterestră venită să ne nimicească.

Chainsaw Man – Filmul: Arcul Reze (2025)

Chainsaw Man – Filmul: Arcul Reze (2025)

După ce l-a neutralizat pe Katana Man, Denji se întreabă dacă mai are un suflet în mijlocul turbulențelor din viața sa. O cunoaște pe Reze, o tânără care pare interesată de el. Relația lor înflorește până când se dezvăluie adevărata natură a lui Reze. El se lansează într-o bătălie periculoasă, dar explozivă, alimentată de iubire.

Sentimental Value (2025)

Sentimental Value (2025)

Sisters Nora and Agnes reunite with their estranged father, the charismatic Gustav, a once-renowned director who offers stage actress Nora a role in what he hopes will be his comeback film. When Nora turns it down, she soon discovers he has given her part to an eager young Hollywood star.

Keeper (2025)

Keeper (2025)

Liz and Malcolm escape for a romantic anniversary weekend at a secluded cabin. When Malcolm suddenly returns to the city, Liz finds herself isolated and in the presence of an unspeakable evil that reveals the cabin's horrifying secrets.

Avatar: Foc și cenușă (2025)

Avatar: Foc și cenușă (2025)

In the wake of the devastating war against the RDA and the loss of their eldest son, Jake Sully and Neytiri face a new threat on Pandora: the Ash People, a violent and power-hungry Na'vi tribe led by the ruthless Varang. Jake's family must fight for their survival and the future of Pandora in a conflict that pushes them to their emotional and physical limits.

Frankenstein (2025)

Frankenstein (2025)

Dr. Pretorius pornește pe urmele monstrului lui Frankenstein, crezut mort de 40 de ani în urma unui incendiu, cu planul de a continua experimentele doctorului Frankenstein.

Elmo and Mark Rober's Merry Giftmas (2025)

Elmo and Mark Rober's Merry Giftmas (2025)

Elmo and his Sesame Street friends work with former NASA engineer turned YouTube star Mark Rober to make special presents for a Merry Giftmas exchange.

The Carpenter's Son (2025)

The Carpenter's Son (2025)

A remote village in Roman-era Egypt explodes into spiritual warfare when a carpenter, his wife and their child are targeted by supernatural forces.

Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025)

Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025)

One year since the supernatural nightmare at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, the stories about what transpired there have been twisted into a campy local legend, inspiring the town's first ever Fazfest. With the truth about what transpired kept from her, Abby sneaks out to reconnect with Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy, setting into motion a terrifying series of events that will reveal dark secrets about the true origin of Freddy's, and unleash a long-forgotten horror hidden away for decades.

Masaka Kids, A Rhythm Within (2025)

Masaka Kids, A Rhythm Within (2025)

The story behind the Uganda-based YouTube dance sensations who have endured devastating personal loss from famine and war, and use the power of dance and song to overcome hardship.

Mori, dragostea mea (2025)

Mori, dragostea mea (2025)

Grace and Jackson move into an old house deep in the country. With ambitions to write The Great American Novel, Grace settles into her new environment, and the couple soon welcome a child. However, with Jackson frequently – and suspiciously – absent, and the pressures of domestic life starting to weigh on her, Grace begins to unravel, leaving a path of destruction in her wake.

Turn Up the Sun (2025)

Turn Up the Sun (2025)

A couple of artists arrive at a manor once frequented by royalty with a perfect plan. He is taking the trendy pictures for her new, chic pop album. It seems to be an ideal weekend, but then more people arrive at the mansion, and the game begins – a psychological game, for example.

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)

World-renowned detective Benoit Blanc returns for his most dangerous case yet.

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