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Digger (2026)

Digger (2026)

The most powerful man in the world embarks on a frantic mission to prove he is humanity's saviour before the disaster he’s unleashed destroys everything.

Vaiana (2026)

Vaiana (2026)

O tânără curajoasă navighează pe apele oceanului într-o misiune riscantă pentru a-și salva insula și poporul de un blestem străvechi. Alături de legendarul semizeu Maui, ea înfruntă creaturi marine gigantice și descoperă puterea propriei identități.

Pooja Meri Jaan

Pooja Meri Jaan

A girl named Pooja is being stalked by an unidentified admirer of her.

Resident Evil (2026)

Resident Evil (2026)

Described as a reboot that won't retell a story from the game series, but will return to the franchise's suspense/horror roots and be more faithful to the spirit of the early games. The film will attempt to capture “the moment that comes in every Resident Evil game where you find yourself standing in the mouth of a dark passageway with one shot left in the gun, and you know something horrible is waiting for you in that darkness – that awful moment where you have to will yourself forward.” The film will “follow one central protagonist from point A to point B, as they descend deeper into hell.”

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

A queer filmmaker is hired to direct a new installment of a slasher franchise. The director fixates on the prospect of casting the ‘final girl’ from the original movie, and the two women descend into a frenzy of psychosexual mania.

Livestream From Hell

Livestream From Hell

Murder Mystery Movie from Hartbeat starring Kevin Hart, Druski, & Kai Cenat, Plot TBD.

Whalefall (2026)

Whalefall (2026)

A scuba diver in search of his deceased father's remains gets swallowed by an 80-foot, 60-ton sperm whale and has only one hour to escape before his oxygen runs out. After giving up on life, the young man is surprised to find a reason to live in the most dangerous and unlikely of places.

The Uprising (2026)

The Uprising (2026)

During the English Peasants' Revolt in 1381, a farmer becomes a leader of the rebellion against the Crown forces of a then-14-year-old King Richard II.

Omul-Păianjen 4 (2026)

Omul-Păianjen 4 (2026)

Fighting crime full-time as Spider-Man in a world that doesn't remember him—and the pressure of seeing his old friends move on without him—sparks a change in Peter Parker he may not have the power to control. But that transformation might also be the only thing that can stop a shocking new threat to the city and those he loves - a powerful villain no one can even see.

Colony (2026)

Colony (2026)

Profesorul Se Jeong participă la o conferință de biotehnologie, doar pentru a asista la transformarea acesteia într-o catastrofă după răspândirea unui virus care suferă mutații rapide. Pe măsură ce epidemia se extinde și persoanele infectate încep să se transforme, autoritățile izolează întreaga unitate.

Drishyam 3 (2026)

Drishyam 3 (2026)

Years after outsmarting the police, Vijay Salgaonkar's past resurfaces when a new evidence threatens to expose his secret. As the investigation reopens, he must outwit the system once again to save his family.

În inima sălbăticiei (2026)

În inima sălbăticiei (2026)

După un accident aviatic cumplit, un ofițer din Forțele Speciale și câinele său de luptă se trezesc blocați în adâncul sălbăticiei din Alaska. Împreună, sunt nevoiți să ducă o luptă brutală pentru supraviețuire împotriva forțelor naturii.

Povestea jucăriilor 5 (2026)

Povestea jucăriilor 5 (2026)

When Bonnie receives a Lilypad tablet as a gift and becomes obsessed, Buzz, Woody, Jessie and the rest of the gang's jobs become exponentially harder when they have to go head to head with the all-new threat to playtime.

Stranglehold

Stranglehold

Bailey is an exotic dancer with big dreams. She and her Army vet husband Tim are fed up with their lives of barely getting by in small-town Arkansas, so they decide to rob the strip club that employs her.

Union County (2026)

Union County (2026)

Feature-length expansion of the short film of the same name by Adam Meeks.

Șapte lunetiști (2026)

Șapte lunetiști (2026)

O lunetistă pensionată, ascunsă la o fermă din Australia, trebuie să-și reunească echipa de asasini de elită atunci când un lord al războiului răzbunător îi amenință fiica.

Unabomber (2026)

Unabomber (2026)

Follows Ted Kaczynski’s transformation from Harvard prodigy into the infamous Unabomber, who carried out a nationwide bombing campaign in the U.S. from 1978 to 1995, killing 3 people and injuring 23. Subjected to controversial psychological experiments by Professor Henry Murray, Kaczynski's troubled past resurfaces decades later when his manhunt, led by FBI agent Joanne Miller, brings to light the chilling consequences of ambition and isolation.

The Odyssey (2026)

The Odyssey (2026)

Povestea lui Odysseus în călătoria sa periculoasă spre casă după Războiul Troian, prezentând întâlnirile sale cu Polyphemus, Sirenele, Circe și terminând cu reîntâlnirea cu soția sa, Penelope.

Coyote vs. Acme (2026)

Coyote vs. Acme (2026)

După ce produsele ACME îl dezamăgesc încă o dată în încercarea sa neobosită de a-l prinde pe Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote decide să angajeze un avocat care își face reclamă pe panouri publicitare pentru a da în judecată Corporația ACME.

Capătul Străzii Stejar (2026)

Capătul Străzii Stejar (2026)

După ce un eveniment cosmic misterios smulge Strada Stejar dintr-o suburbie modernă și teleportează întregul cartier într-un loc straniu, familia Platt descoperă că supraviețuirea depinde de capacitatea membrilor de a rămâne împreună, în timp ce încearcă să se descurce într-un mediu de nerecunoscut.

Wildwood (2026)

Wildwood (2026)

Set beyond Portland’s city limits, in Wildwood. You’re not supposed to go there. You’re not even supposed to know it exists. But Prue McKeel is about to enter this enchanted wonderland. Her baby brother Mac has been taken by a murder of crows into the forest’s depths, and she – along with her hapless classmate, Curtis – is going to get him back. Prue might think she’s too old for fairytales, but she’s just found herself at the center of one. One filled with strange talking animals, roguish bandits, and powerful figures with the darkest intentions.

Soulm8te (2026)

Soulm8te (2026)

A man acquires an artificially intelligent android to cope with the loss of his recently deceased wife, but in an attempt to create a truly sentient partner, he inadvertently turns a harmless lovebot into a deadly soulmate.

المهايطية (2026)

المهايطية (2026)

When the wealthy and arrogant Al-Dhahabi family realizes that they are less wealthy than they thought, they are forced to pretend to be wealthy in order to maintain their social status.

Bethlehem Kudumba Unit (2026)

Bethlehem Kudumba Unit (2026)

Ashley's homecoming from abroad takes an emotional turn when a wedding next door stirs memories of her first love, Justin.

Verity (2026)

Verity (2026)

Struggling writer Lowen Ashleigh is on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime: she's been hired to complete the remaining books in a successful series that bestselling thriller author Verity Crawford is unable to finish after a mysterious accident. Upon arrival at the lavish Crawford estate, Ashleigh slowly learns that things are not exactly as they seem.

Obsesia (2026)

Obsesia (2026)

După ce rupe o crenguță din misterioasa „Salcie a unei singure dorințe” ca să cucerească inima fetei pe care o place, un romantic incurabil obține exact ce și-a dorit. Curând însă descoperă că unele dorințe vin cu un preț sumbru și sinistru.

Proiectul Hail Mary (2026)

Proiectul Hail Mary (2026)

Profesorul de științe Ryland Grace se trezește pe o navă spațială la ani-lumină de casă, fără să-și amintească cine e sau cum a ajuns acolo. Pe măsură ce memoria îi revine, Ryland începe să-și înțeleagă misiunea: trebuie să rezolve misterul substanței care provoacă stingerea soarelui. Profesorul trebuie să-și folosească cunoștințele și ingeniozitatea pentru a împiedica dispariția vieții pe Pământ...

De Gaulle: Résistance (2026)

De Gaulle: Résistance (2026)

Part one of a two-part biopic following French army officer Charles De Gaulle's life and political commitment between 1940 and 1945, and trace his development towards a political career.

Clayface (2026)

Clayface (2026)

Urmăriți coborârea terifiantă în iad a unui actor promițător de la Hollywood care s-a transformat într-un monstru mânat de răzbunare, explorând pierderea identității și a umanității, ravagiile iubirii distructive și latura întunecată a ambiției științifice.

One Night Only (2026)

One Night Only (2026)

Two strangers scramble to find someone to sleep with on the one night of the year when premarital sex is legal.

Zip Wire

Zip Wire

When she was 13 years old, Amy Watson watched her mother die from an incurable disease. Determined to find a cure, Amy becomes a dedicated researcher at a high-security pharmaceutical company. She struggles with OCD and a fear of heights. When her groundbreaking discovery is stolen and her partner murdered, she’s thrust into a deadly game of cat-and-mouse high in the Dolomite mountains. With no escape except across a treacherous zip wire, Amy must outsmart the attackers, face her debilitating fears, and summon every ounce of courage to protect the research – and herself – before it’s too late.

Backrooms: Fără ieșire (2026)

Backrooms: Fără ieșire (2026)

Într-un subsol oarecare, dintr-un magazin de mobilă oarecare, pe un perete oarecare, o cale de acces răsare și duce către o nouă realitate amenințătoare.

Răzbunătorii: Ziua osândei (2026)

Răzbunătorii: Ziua osândei (2026)

Beloved heroes from three distinct universes are set on a deadly collision course and face an existential threat unlike anything they've ever encountered.

Ebenezer (2026)

Ebenezer (2026)

Ebenezer Scrooge embarks on a supernatural journey to face his past, present and future and fight for a second chance at happiness.

Runner (2026)

Runner (2026)

Hank Malone, a high-end courier has three hours to transport an organ to save a seven-year-old girl in need of an immediate transplant. The seemingly simple mission turns deadly when the leader of a notorious crime syndicate becomes hell-bent on claiming the organ.

Doing Life (2026)

Doing Life (2026)

A single mother fighting for survival and a reformed ex-con with untapped talents forge an unexpected bond.

Schumacher '94 - The Birth of a Legend (2026)

Schumacher '94 - The Birth of a Legend (2026)

Michael Schumacher's first World Championship win roars to life through personal interviews and archival footage of the legendary 1994 Formula 1 season.

Primetime (2026)

Primetime (2026)

A journalist takes on an underworld of crime and changes television forever.

Street Fighter (2026)

Street Fighter (2026)

In 1993, estranged Street Fighters Ryu and Ken Masters are thrown back into combat when the mysterious Chun-Li recruits them for the next World Warrior Tournament: a brutal clash of fists, fate, and fury. But behind this battle royale lies a deadly conspiracy that forces them to face off against each other and the demons of their past. And if they don't, it's GAME OVER!

The Love Hypothesis (2026)

The Love Hypothesis (2026)

Olive Smith, a biology PhD candidate, and Dr. Adam Carlsen, a hotshot professor and well-known tyrant, enter into a fake relationship, seeing each of their carefully calculated theories on love get thrown into chaos.

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