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NAZA (2026)

NAZA (2026)

In secret conversations on the rooftops of Tel Aviv at night, the systems behind Israel's calculated mass killing of Palestinian civilians in Gaza are revealed by the people who designed and operated them.

Răzbunătorii: Ziua osândei (2026)

Răzbunătorii: Ziua osândei (2026)

Beloved heroes from three distinct universes are set on a deadly collision course and face an existential threat unlike anything they've ever encountered.

Street Fighter (2026)

Street Fighter (2026)

In 1993, estranged Street Fighters Ryu and Ken Masters are thrown back into combat when the mysterious Chun-Li recruits them for the next World Warrior Tournament: a brutal clash of fists, fate, and fury. But behind this battle royale lies a deadly conspiracy that forces them to face off against each other and the demons of their past. And if they don't, it's GAME OVER!

Idiots (2026)

Idiots (2026)

Cynical degenerate Mark and bumbling idealist Davis have both hit rock bottom. Paired for a job by a shady transport service, their task seems simple: transport Sheridan, a wealthy troubled teen, to rehab. But Sheridan has other plans and what starts as a simple road trip becomes an unhinged odyssey of drug-fueled disasters, near-death experiences and criminal encounters. Out of their minds and in way over their heads, Mark and Davis find the courage to face their failures and realize that it’s not the destination that matters, it’s the sh*theads you meet along the way.

The Nice Ones (2026)

The Nice Ones (2026)

When Kate joins her boyfriend’s friends at a remote countryside retreat, old wounds resurface as strange lights appear in the sky. As unease grows, members of the group begin to change—becoming unnervingly calm, kind, and “nice.” Dismissed as unstable, Kate struggles to convince the others something is wrong before the force behind it spreads.

Backrooms: Fără ieșire (2026)

Backrooms: Fără ieșire (2026)

Într-un subsol oarecare, dintr-un magazin de mobilă oarecare, pe un perete oarecare, o cale de acces răsare și duce către o nouă realitate amenințătoare.

Clayface (2026)

Clayface (2026)

Urmăriți coborârea terifiantă în iad a unui actor promițător de la Hollywood care s-a transformat într-un monstru mânat de răzbunare, explorând pierderea identității și a umanității, ravagiile iubirii distructive și latura întunecată a ambiției științifice.

Runner (2026)

Runner (2026)

Hank Malone, a high-end courier has three hours to transport an organ to save a seven-year-old girl in need of an immediate transplant. The seemingly simple mission turns deadly when the leader of a notorious crime syndicate becomes hell-bent on claiming the organ.

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

A queer filmmaker is hired to direct a new installment of a slasher franchise. The director fixates on the prospect of casting the ‘final girl’ from the original movie, and the two women descend into a frenzy of psychosexual mania.

Povestea jucăriilor 5 (2026)

Povestea jucăriilor 5 (2026)

When Bonnie receives a Lilypad tablet as a gift and becomes obsessed, Buzz, Woody, Jessie and the rest of the gang's jobs become exponentially harder when they have to go head to head with the all-new threat to playtime.

The Social Reckoning (2026)

The Social Reckoning (2026)

Frances Haugen, a young Facebook engineer, enlists the help of Jeff Horwitz, a Wall Street Journal reporter, to go on a dangerous journey that ends up blowing the whistle on the social network's most guarded secrets.

Colony (2026)

Colony (2026)

Profesorul Se Jeong participă la o conferință de biotehnologie, doar pentru a asista la transformarea acesteia într-o catastrofă după răspândirea unui virus care suferă mutații rapide. Pe măsură ce epidemia se extinde și persoanele infectate încep să se transforme, autoritățile izolează întreaga unitate.

Verity (2026)

Verity (2026)

Struggling writer Lowen Ashleigh is on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime: she's been hired to complete the remaining books in a successful series that bestselling thriller author Verity Crawford is unable to finish after a mysterious accident. Upon arrival at the lavish Crawford estate, Ashleigh slowly learns that things are not exactly as they seem.

Vaiana (2026)

Vaiana (2026)

O tânără curajoasă navighează pe apele oceanului într-o misiune riscantă pentru a-și salva insula și poporul de un blestem străvechi. Alături de legendarul semizeu Maui, ea înfruntă creaturi marine gigantice și descoperă puterea propriei identități.

Fall 2: Deadpoint (2026)

Fall 2: Deadpoint (2026)

Overwhelmed by her sister Hunter’s death, Jax connects with Luce, Hunter’s fearless friend. To heal, they attempt the infamous plank walk of Mount Kwan in Thailand. After a sudden rockslide leaves them stranded on a fragile plank 3000 feet in the air, Jax must confront her deepest fears and fight for survival to find closure.

One Last Shot

One Last Shot

Navy Seal Jake Harris must stop a team of mercenaries, led by his disillusioned former comrade, from disabling the US missile defense network.

Coyote vs ACME (2026)

Coyote vs ACME (2026)

After Acme products fail him one too many times in his dogged pursuit of the Roadrunner, Wile E. Coyote decides to hire a billboard lawyer to sue the Acme Corporation.

The Deputy (2026)

The Deputy (2026)

Part-time Deputy Toby Sawyer is jolted awake by Chief Krueger and assigned to guard a dead body until the coroner arrives. When the corpse mysteriously vanishes, Toby launches a frantic search and unwittingly discovers decades of wrongdoing…and several cops who have turned a blind eye, including Deputy Billy Banks, who pressures Toby to ignore his findings. Only Deputy Amanda Jackson appears trustworthy. Desperate to keep his job, Toby must unravel the town’s deep web of corruption before he and his career end up as dead as the missing cadaver.

Forgotten Island (2026)

Forgotten Island (2026)

Jo and Raissa find themselves stranded on the fantastic world of the forgotten island of Nakali. They find that their only way home might come at the expense of a lifetime of memories and emotions.

Cartea Morților: Focurile iadului (2026)

Cartea Morților: Focurile iadului (2026)

After her husband's abrupt death, a woman seeks solace with her in-laws. As they transform into Deadites one by one, she comes to discover that the vows she took in life survive even in death.

Mononoke the Movie: Chapter III - The Curse of the Serpent (2026)

Mononoke the Movie: Chapter III - The Curse of the Serpent (2026)

Third installment of the Mononoke movie trilogy.

Minions & Monsters (2026)

Minions & Monsters (2026)

The third installment in the Minions spin-off franchise. Plot TBA.

Obsesia (2026)

Obsesia (2026)

După ce rupe o crenguță din misterioasa „Salcie a unei singure dorințe” ca să cucerească inima fetei pe care o place, un romantic incurabil obține exact ce și-a dorit. Curând însă descoperă că unele dorințe vin cu un preț sumbru și sinistru.

Unabomber (2026)

Unabomber (2026)

Follows Ted Kaczynski’s transformation from Harvard prodigy into the infamous Unabomber, who carried out a nationwide bombing campaign in the U.S. from 1978 to 1995, killing 3 people and injuring 23. Subjected to controversial psychological experiments by Professor Henry Murray, Kaczynski's troubled past resurfaces decades later when his manhunt, led by FBI agent Joanne Miller, brings to light the chilling consequences of ambition and isolation.

The Black Ball (2026)

The Black Ball (2026)

The Black Ball, inspired by an unfinished play by Federico García Lorca, will be a queer vindication about three men in three different moments of Spanish history: 1932, 1937, and 2017.

The Runner (2026)

The Runner (2026)

A high-powered attorney must race through London, following the cryptic commands of a mysterious caller, as she fights against time to save her abducted son.

În inima sălbăticiei (2026)

În inima sălbăticiei (2026)

După un accident aviatic cumplit, un ofițer din Forțele Speciale și câinele său de luptă se trezesc blocați în adâncul sălbăticiei din Alaska. Împreună, sunt nevoiți să ducă o luptă brutală pentru supraviețuire împotriva forțelor naturii.

The Odyssey (2026)

The Odyssey (2026)

Povestea lui Odysseus în călătoria sa periculoasă spre casă după Războiul Troian, prezentând întâlnirile sale cu Polyphemus, Sirenele, Circe și terminând cu reîntâlnirea cu soția sa, Penelope.

Capătul Străzii Stejar (2026)

Capătul Străzii Stejar (2026)

După ce un eveniment cosmic misterios smulge Strada Stejar dintr-o suburbie modernă și teleportează întregul cartier într-un loc straniu, familia Platt descoperă că supraviețuirea depinde de capacitatea membrilor de a rămâne împreună, în timp ce încearcă să se descurce într-un mediu de nerecunoscut.

Omul-Păianjen 4 (2026)

Omul-Păianjen 4 (2026)

Fighting crime full-time as Spider-Man in a world that doesn't remember him—and the pressure of seeing his old friends move on without him—sparks a change in Peter Parker he may not have the power to control. But that transformation might also be the only thing that can stop a shocking new threat to the city and those he loves - a powerful villain no one can even see.

Digger (2026)

Digger (2026)

The most powerful man in the world embarks on a frantic mission to prove he is humanity's saviour before the disaster he’s unleashed destroys everything.

Virginia Woolf's Night & Day (2026)

Virginia Woolf's Night & Day (2026)

Based on Virginia Woolf’s funniest novel, Night & Day is an unromantic comedy about a passionate astronomer who does everything she can to avoid romantic love and marriage. The story of heroine Katharine Hilbery’s bold challenge to the Edwardian patriarchy is set against the backdrop of the suffragette movement and advances in science and technology, at the turn of the 20th century.

The Love Hypothesis (2026)

The Love Hypothesis (2026)

Olive Smith, a biology PhD candidate, and Dr. Adam Carlsen, a hotshot professor and well-known tyrant, enter into a fake relationship, seeing each of their carefully calculated theories on love get thrown into chaos.

Resident Evil (2026)

Resident Evil (2026)

Described as a reboot that won't retell a story from the game series, but will return to the franchise's suspense/horror roots and be more faithful to the spirit of the early games. The film will attempt to capture “the moment that comes in every Resident Evil game where you find yourself standing in the mouth of a dark passageway with one shot left in the gun, and you know something horrible is waiting for you in that darkness – that awful moment where you have to will yourself forward.” The film will “follow one central protagonist from point A to point B, as they descend deeper into hell.”

Other Mommy (2026)

Other Mommy (2026)

A young girl as her family, and their home, are haunted by a sinister entity that is determined to take up residence inside her. But first, it needs to persuade her to let it in…

Primetime (2026)

Primetime (2026)

A journalist takes on an underworld of crime and changes television forever.

Proiectul Hail Mary (2026)

Proiectul Hail Mary (2026)

Profesorul de științe Ryland Grace se trezește pe o navă spațială la ani-lumină de casă, fără să-și amintească cine e sau cum a ajuns acolo. Pe măsură ce memoria îi revine, Ryland începe să-și înțeleagă misiunea: trebuie să rezolve misterul substanței care provoacă stingerea soarelui. Profesorul trebuie să-și folosească cunoștințele și ingeniozitatea pentru a împiedica dispariția vieții pe Pământ...

The Invite (2026)

The Invite (2026)

A middle-aged couple who are feeling stagnant in their relationship invite the younger and livelier couple from the apartment upstairs for a get-together that takes an unexpected turn.

Whalefall (2026)

Whalefall (2026)

A scuba diver in search of his deceased father's remains gets swallowed by an 80-foot, 60-ton sperm whale and has only one hour to escape before his oxygen runs out. After giving up on life, the young man is surprised to find a reason to live in the most dangerous and unlikely of places.

The Uprising (2026)

The Uprising (2026)

During the English Peasants' Revolt in 1381, a farmer becomes a leader of the rebellion against the Crown forces of a then-14-year-old King Richard II.

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