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Predator: Ținuturi sălbatice (2025)

Predator: Ținuturi sălbatice (2025)

În viitor, pe o planetă îndepărtată, tânărul Predator Dek, izgonit de propriul clan, își găsește un aliat neașteptat în Thia (Elle Fanning), un android al companiei Weyland-Yutani. Împreună vor porni în căutarea adversarului suprem.

Pillion (2025)

Pillion (2025)

A timid, directionless man is swept off his feet when an enigmatic, impossibly handsome biker takes him on as his submissive.

The Secret Agent (2025)

The Secret Agent (2025)

In 1977 Recife, Marcelo, a technology expert in his early forties, returns in the midst of Carnaval to reunite with his son and plot a dangerous escape under the ever-watchful eyes of Brazil’s repressive military regime.

Zootropolis 2 (2025)

Zootropolis 2 (2025)

After cracking the biggest case in Zootopia's history, rookie cops Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde find their partnership isn't as solid as they thought when Chief Bogo orders them to join the Partners in Crisis counseling program. But it doesn't take long for their partnership to be put to the ultimate test when they find themselves on the twisting trail of a mystery tied to the arrival of a venomous snake in the animal metropolis.

The Tiger (2025)

The Tiger (2025)

In the Eastern Front of World War II in 1943, a five-man crew of a German Tiger tank is sent on a secret mission far behind the fiercely contested front line. Fueled by the Wehrmacht's methamphetamine, their assignment increasingly becomes a journey into the heart of darkness.

Song Sung Blue (2025)

Song Sung Blue (2025)

Based on a true story, two down-on-their-luck musicians form a joyous Neil Diamond tribute band, proving it's never too late to find love and follow your dreams.

Superman (2025)

Superman (2025)

În stilul caracteristic, James Gunn abordează povestea celui mai cunoscut supererou în noul univers DC cu un amestec original de acțiune epică, umor și emoție, prezentând lumii un Superman caracterizat prin compasiune și credința oarbă în bunătatea umană.

The Internship (2026)

The Internship (2026)

A CIA-trained assassin recruits other graduates from her secret childhood program, The Internship, to violently destroy the organization. The CIA fights back with deadly force.

Triplu X (2002)

Triplu X (2002)

Un cunoscut amator de senzații tari, considerat invulnerabil în fața legii, este forțat să lucreze pentru guvern și să se infiltreze într-o rețea mafiotă rusească.

Vrăjitoarele: Destinul (2025)

Vrăjitoarele: Destinul (2025)

După evenimentele din prima parte, Elphaba și Glinda se află pe drumuri separate. Elphaba, acum cunoscută drept Vrăjitoarea cea Rea a Vestului, trăiește în exil, continuându-și lupta pentru drepturile animalelor și încercând să dezvăluie adevărul despre Vrăjitor. Glinda, recunoscută ca Vrăjitoarea cea Bună, este o figură publică sub supravegherea Vrăjitorului și a doamnei Morrible. Relația lor este pusă la încercare de o serie de evenimente, inclusiv sosirea surprinzătoare a Dorotheei Gale din Kansas, care va schimba pentru totdeauna Țara lui Oz.

People We Meet on Vacation (2026)

People We Meet on Vacation (2026)

After a decade as unlikely best friends and travel buddies, free-spirited Poppy and routine-loving Alex wonder if they might be a perfect romantic match.

Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)

Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)

Plot TBA. Described as breathing modern life into ageless evil.

Hamnet (2025)

Hamnet (2025)

The powerful story of love and loss that inspired the creation of Shakespeare's timeless masterpiece, Hamlet.

Frankenstein (2025)

Frankenstein (2025)

Dr. Pretorius pornește pe urmele monstrului lui Frankenstein, crezut mort de 40 de ani în urma unui incendiu, cu planul de a continua experimentele doctorului Frankenstein.

TRON: Ares (2025)

TRON: Ares (2025)

Un program extrem de sofisticat numit Ares este trimis din lumea digitală în lumea reală într-o misiune periculoasă, marcând prima întâlnire a omenirii cu ființele cu cu I.A. (Inteligență Artificială).

Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025)

Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025)

One year since the supernatural nightmare at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, the stories about what transpired there have been twisted into a campy local legend, inspiring the town's first ever Fazfest. With the truth about what transpired kept from her, Abby sneaks out to reconnect with Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy, setting into motion a terrifying series of events that will reveal dark secrets about the true origin of Freddy's, and unleash a long-forgotten horror hidden away for decades.

Anaconda (2025)

Anaconda (2025)

A group of friends facing mid-life crises head to the rainforest with the intention of remaking their favorite movie from their youth, only to find themselves in a fight for their lives against natural disasters, giant snakes and violent criminals.

Mercy (2026)

Mercy (2026)

In the near future, a detective stands on trial accused of murdering his wife. He has 90 minutes to prove his innocence to the advanced A.I. Judge he once championed, before it determines his fate.

Kill Tony: Once Upon a Time in Texas (2026)

Kill Tony: Once Upon a Time in Texas (2026)

One minute. One mic. No mercy. Tony Hinchcliffe and a panel of famous guests put up-and-coming comedians to the test at a relentless Austin showcase.

O luptă după alta (2025)

O luptă după alta (2025)

Când inamicul lor iese din nou la lumină după 16 ani, un grup de foști revoluționari strânge rândurile pentru a o salva pe fiica unuia dintre ei.

Avatar: Foc și cenușă (2025)

Avatar: Foc și cenușă (2025)

In the wake of the devastating war against the RDA and the loss of their eldest son, Jake Sully and Neytiri face a new threat on Pandora: the Ash People, a violent and power-hungry Na'vi tribe led by the ruthless Varang. Jake's family must fight for their survival and the future of Pandora in a conflict that pushes them to their emotional and physical limits.

Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba Infinity Castle (2025)

Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba Infinity Castle (2025)

As the Demon Slayer Corps members and Hashira engaged in a group strength training program, the Hashira Training, in preparation for the forthcoming battle against the demons, Muzan Kibutsuji appears at the Ubuyashiki Mansion. With the head of the Demon Corps in danger, Tanjiro and the Hashira rush to the headquarters but are plunged into a deep descent to a mysterious space by the hands of Muzan Kibutsuji. The destination of where Tanjiro and Demon Slayer Corps have fallen is the demons' stronghold – the Infinity Castle. And so, the battleground is set as the final battle between the Demon Slayer Corps and the demons ignites.

The Rip (2026)

The Rip (2026)

After a team of Miami cops discovers millions in cash inside a derelict stash house, trust frays as everything — and everyone — is called into question.

One Last Adventure: The Making of Stranger Things 5 (2026)

One Last Adventure: The Making of Stranger Things 5 (2026)

An inside look at the years of effort and craft that went into the final installment of the Duffer Brothers' generation-defining series.

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)

World-renowned detective Benoit Blanc returns for his most dangerous case yet.

Rental Family (2025)

Rental Family (2025)

An American actor in Tokyo struggles to find purpose until he lands an unusual gig: working for a Japanese "rental family" agency, playing stand-in roles for strangers. As he immerses himself in his clients' worlds, he begins to form genuine bonds that blur the lines between performance and reality.

Dust Bunny (2025)

Dust Bunny (2025)

An eight-year-old girl asks her scheming neighbor for help in killing the monster under her bed that she thinks ate her family.

Marty Supreme (2025)

Marty Supreme (2025)

Marty Mauser, a young man with a dream no one respects, goes to hell and back in pursuit of greatness.

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)

The second installment in the 28 Days Later sequel trilogy. Plot TBA.

The Housemaid (2025)

The Housemaid (2025)

Millie is a struggling woman who is relieved to get a fresh start as a housemaid to Nina and Andrew, an upscale, wealthy couple. She soon learns that the family’s secrets are far more dangerous than her own.

F1 Filmul (2025)

F1 Filmul (2025)

Supranumit „Cel mai tare care n-a fost”, Sonny Hayes era un fenomen cu perspectivă promițătoare în anii '90 până când un accident aproape i-a distrus cariera. 30 de ani mai târziu, acesta lucrează ca șofer de curse private până când este abordat cu o nouă propunere de către fostul său partener Ruben Cervantes, proprietar al unei echipe de Formula 1 pe cale de a intra în faliment.

Bugonia (2025)

Bugonia (2025)

Provocator și subversiv, Bugonia urmărește doi tineri obsedați de conspirații care ies din vizuinile lor virtuale și o răpesc pe Michelle, o puternică directoare generală pe care o cred o extraterestră venită să ne nimicească.

No Other Choice (2025)

No Other Choice (2025)

After being laid off by his company, a man devises a unique plan to secure a new job: eliminate his competition.

Sentimental Value (2025)

Sentimental Value (2025)

Sisters Nora and Agnes reunite with their estranged father, the charismatic Gustav, a once-renowned director who offers stage actress Nora a role in what he hopes will be his comeback film. When Nora turns it down, she soon discovers he has given her part to an eager young Hollywood star.

Send Help (2026)

Send Help (2026)

Two colleagues become stranded on a deserted island, the only survivors of a plane crash. On the island, they must overcome past grievances and work together to survive, but ultimately, it's a battle of wills and wits to make it out alive.

Păcătoșii (2025)

Păcătoșii (2025)

Încercând să lase în urmă viețile lor tumultoase, frații gemeni (Jordan) se întorc înapoi în orașul lor natal, doar pentru a descoperi o forță malefică și mai puternică așteptându-i să revină.

Primate (2026)

Primate (2026)

Home from college, Lucy reunites with family including pet chimp Ben. Ben contracts rabies during a pool party and turns aggressive. Lucy and friends barricade in pool, devising ways to survive the vicious chimp.

Eternity (2025)

Eternity (2025)

In an afterlife where souls have one week to decide where to spend eternity, Joan is faced with the impossible choice between the man she spent her life with and her first love, who died young and has waited decades for her to arrive.

Greenland 2: Migration (2026)

Greenland 2: Migration (2026)

Having found the safety of the Greenland bunker after the comet Clarke decimated the Earth, the Garrity family must now risk everything to embark on a perilous journey across the wasteland of Europe to find a new home.

Întoarcerea la Dealul Silențios (2026)

Întoarcerea la Dealul Silențios (2026)

Când o scrisoare misterioasă îl cheamă pe James înapoi la Dealul Silențios (eng: Silent Hill) în căutarea iubitei sale adevărate, el găsește un oraș odată recunoscut, transformat de un rău necunoscut. Pe măsură ce James coboară mai adânc în întuneric, întâlnește figuri terifiante atât familiare, cât și noi și începe să își pună la îndoială propria sănătate mintală, în timp ce se luptă să dea sens realității și să reziste suficient de mult pentru a-și salva iubirea pierdută.

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