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ffwd to peeping tom. - de aievea la: 09/08/2004 21:28:09
(la: Muzica)
i was hanging from a tree
unaccustomed to such violence
jesus looking down on me
i'm prepared for one big silence...

haemoglobin is the key... si jur, -rogu-va iertati-mi incultura- ca e prima data cand o ascult.

e destul de ciudat, nu? o comunitate virtuala, intri, salut, salut, santosi? voinici? conferinte, ce cuvintele mari, oameni remarcabili banuiesc...
ia sa... carti, muzica, filme. probabil in orice forum majoritatea internautilor mai intai isi definesc astfel identitatea.. mai mult pentru ei, o siguranta aburinda a sinelui care sa le confirme lor si interesatilor geniul ascuns/neinteles din urmatoarele posturi. poate...
orice conversatie incepe invartindu-se in viciul gusturilor, apoi al barfelor, povestilor, mai mutl sau mai putin personale, evolutia este apreciabila... amintiri, da, urmeaza amintirile, zambetele si in final vietile (pe)trecute impreuna cu alte amintiri... frumoase.. tin minte, as good as it gets... pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just not anybody in this car...
in fine, deviind pe strazi plouate, a voastra pururea virtuala, aievea.
tenia-i tare fericita.. a avu - de Horia D la: 03/02/2005 20:12:05
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata)
tenia-i tare fericita.. a avut Cesar salad
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Horia - de Ivy la: 03/02/2005 20:19:26
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata)
Cesar salad...hmmmm am inceput sa urasc toate
salatele pentru ca fetele forbira de deep fry
si bella zise ca e ok..:-)) nu's de ce..da parca vreau ceva,
ceva...orice altceva inafara salatelor.....

So, horica..just salad for lunch????
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he.. ca ma-a gonit ploaia... - de Jimmy_Cecilia la: 23/05/2005 15:15:08
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "3")
a trebuit sa cobor in viteza... am rezistat eu putin sub frunze,
ca-mi spargeau urechile traznetele care cadeau langa mine, la vreo 150 de metrii..
da, toate traznetele, de pe 2km patrati.. la mine sunt atrase.. :))

da's picaturi, mari de ma ajungeau la piele...
noroc ca pusesem scara...

ciresele, visinele, capsuni, zmeura, caise, piersici, agrume si chiar altele...

chiar daca-s moi, le mananc asa, ca fructele in sirop (compot se spune la altceva in franceza), doar si in borcane-s moi, sau le dezghetz partial, daca-s fara s^mburi si le mixez... am inghetzata, sau fac spume, sau in
prajituri, sau in salade de fructe unde adaug si fructe proaspete,
sau le mixez cu lapte, un pic de zahar, alcool de diverse naturi si servite reci cu frisca...

dar asta-i doar surplusul, dupa ce fac stocul de : fructe in sirop, compot, gem si dulcetzuri...
si dupa ce prietenii care n-au, au cules destul
ca sa nu se piarda...
You know you're a "redneck" if..... - de Horia D la: 09/08/2005 16:56:12
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "4")
Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
You have a relative living in your garage.
Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
None of the tires on your van are the same size.
Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.
Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.
Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House.
Starting your car involves popping the hood.
Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
You whistle at women in church.
You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.
You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the backseat.
If you've ever fixed a broken coil primary wire on a car with a safety pin off your date's bra strap, and didn't think the date was unusual.
If you've got a matching set of salad bowls that all say "cool whip" on them.
If you take the Christmas lights on the front porch down in November, and only long enough to get them working again.
You've ever used duct tape to repair dental work.
You've unstopped a sink with a shotgun.
Your will states your wife can't touch your money 'til she's fourteen.
You have to pass through a metal detector to get into a family reunion.
Your coffee table is also a cooler!
Your mailing address includes the word "holler".
The first time you ever saw your wife in lingerie, you had to pay a cover charge.
You've sold a car to settle a bar tab.
The best sofa you ever had came out of a Chevrolet.
You've ever used your bathtub as a punch bowl.
If you have ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
If you have ever used a barstool as a walker.
You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.
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proud - de Horia D la: 23/11/2005 20:36:45
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "7")
mie-mi place cesar salad..... langa un sirloin, rare, bineinteles:))
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As Good as It Gets - de mspulber la: 26/11/2005 11:44:34
(la: Topul 100 citate celebre din filme)
"You male me wanna be a better man."


"Some of us have great stories, pretty stories, that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad; just no one in this car. (...) What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're pissed because so many others had it good."
Lost in translation - de Pasagerul la: 02/04/2006 16:23:27
(la: Trancaneala Aristocrata "9")
Some times, things get lost in the translation...
> In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are
> not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
> In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
> In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
> During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
> In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when
> lit up.
> In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing
> floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a
> number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by
> national order.
> In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
> In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office
> between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
> In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the
> job of the chambermaid.
> In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the
> chambermaid.
> In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
> You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet
> composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
> In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the
> corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
> On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope
> for.
> On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet
> soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let
> loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
> In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend
> courteous, efficient self-service.
> Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
> In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we
> will execute customers in strict rotation.
> Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of
> Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were
> executed over the past two years.
> In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking
> shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
> In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel
> porter.
> A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our
> black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance,
> men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with
> each other for that purpose.
> In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of
> the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used
> for this purpose.
> In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the
> latest Methodists.
> A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been
> passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
> In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the
> afternoon having a good time.
> In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city
> tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
> Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on
> your own ass?
> On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to
> right.
> In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their
> own skin.
> On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work
> throughout its useful life.
> Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.
> In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
> In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner
> if dressed as a man.
> In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
> In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them
> in all directions.
> On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the
> USSR, you are welcome to it.
> In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have
> children in the bar.
> At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any
> suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
> In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
> In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water
> served here.
> In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they
> are best in the long run.
> From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
> Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room,
> please control yourself.
> From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot
> heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but
> if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
> Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking.--------------------------------------------------
O fi bine in Rai, dar cele mai interesante persoane nu ajung acolo
joyeux fin de semaine ! - de zizi_lambrino la: 17/08/2007 13:51:59
(la: Matmatah -- din seria "muzica frantuzeasca de azi"))
si sa nu uitam si de clasici !

Bourvil - Salade de fruits - tu plais a ta mere, tu plias a ton pere !

Dalida - Laissez-moi danser (monday tuesday)

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erat@ - de zizi_lambrino la: 18/08/2007 08:40:17
(la: Matmatah -- din seria "muzica frantuzeasca de azi"))
un bonjour sanatos !

Bourvil - Salade de fruits - tu plais a ta mere, tu plais a ton pere ! (acesta e linkul corect ! mea culpa ! sunt om si gresesc !)

Dalida - Laissez-moi danser (monday tuesday) (si ce daca dau si in bara ! voua nu vi se intampla ? )

"Toute vérité n'est pas bonne à croire." Beaumarchais
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DE CE? - de cosmacpan la: 22/10/2007 18:33:44
(la: Cum se bea cafeaua? )
"ma macina intrebarea asta,"
pai atunci sa gasim si intrebari care bat (ca la snitzel), intrevari care framanta (aluat), intrebari care fierb sub presiune (kukta) si o sa avem din toate cele (nu numai cafea.....

"altii lasa putin pe fund." as lasa si io da......e mic fundu si nu incap toate legumele ("tine de maniere") haoleo era vorba de cafea nu de salata boeuf (est de se faire plaisir!....Salade de boeuf à l'italienne......Voici une petite salade parfaite pour faire venir le soleil! ...)

la origine, ceea ce acum pare un moft sau e asa "pour la bonne bouche" tine de faptul ca initial fiertura de cafea se facea din boabe pisate in mojar sau piulitza ceea ce ducea la o sumedenie de "coji" greu de separat prin tifonul vremurilor de demult si ca urmare damezele care sufereau de lipitura pe gat (mai adanc) prefarau sa lase ultimii stropi de cafea pe fundul ceshtii.......asa vad io monsieuri mai putin sensibili (gat tabacit de la visichi si jinars) o dadeau gata pe gat fara prea multe farafaslacuri asta e alta poveste.
si-am incalecat pe-o ceshca
si-am beut una turceasca
la nisip, pe indelete
ce expresso? cappuccino?
nechezol ai tu vecino?
La multi ani din MTL:)) - de Lascar Barca la: 31/12/2007 21:52:51
(la: "modera-v-as ...)
"Cocktail de bienvenue:

Canapes chauds & froids
Punch&Bar ouvert


Evantail de saumon fume de l'Atlantique et crevettes geantes du Golfe

Duo de pates au parfum de basilic

Salade exotique avec mangue, vinaigrette balsamique

Filet mignon, sauce au poivre et sa queue de homard

Boutiquetiere de legumes et pommes de terre Parisienne

Le delice du gala au chocolat noir et blanc

Cafe, the, infusions

Vin a volonte

Bar ouvert toute la soiree

Minuit-Table de douceurs

1 verre de vin mousseux

Gateaux, patisseries,fruits,fesse de veau(:)), sandwiches, pizza, cafe,the

Orchestre: The Voice and il Padrino"

Asta ne asteapta peste citeva ore.De doua zile maninc doar light si beau doar apa.Daca cineva are vreo preferinta sa-mi spuna ca o sa comand extra si o halesc de doua ori:))
Sa nu ma puneti sa traduc ca am deja febra musculara la deshte de cit am "pitonat" la mesajul asta.

La multi anu-v-ash!!:))

*** - de Calypso la: 01/01/2008 14:38:35 Modificat la: 01/01/2008 14:46:54
(la: "modera-v-as ...)
Entrée :


Salade de queues d’écrevisses aux avocats, pommes et gingembre

Langoustines à la vanille

Avocats garnis aux crevettes

Plat principal

Escalopes de volaille à la crème de champignons

Agneau sauté à la patate douce

Coquilles Saint-Jacques safranées

Courgettes farcies au risotto de fenouil et sésame


Crumble aux pommes et aux noix (fait maison !)

Tarte aux poires et à la crème de marrons ( fait maison !)

Bûche au chocolat

Glaces et sorbets


…… si CHAMPAGNE ………..

Vin, tarii, cafea, ceai, tizane, infuzii……..

Si un pic de ProTv international, musique (mai multe genuri, dupa gustul fiecaruia)

LA MULTI SI FERICITI ANI! pt maan in special ca-i confa ei si toata lumea

PS azi is la "jeune hydrique"

honey - de om la: 20/11/2008 16:52:09 Modificat la: 20/11/2008 16:59:55
(la: Confa pentru gurmanzi)
esti o dulceata, dar nu prea stii cu cine stai de vorba;)
Prima si ultima data cand am pregatatit o salada am "uitat" sa o spal (de unde sa stiu ca nu'i spalata de la magazin:(( cand sa-i spun ca o iubesc dupa ce am fleoscait-o cu preparatul meu(vorba intruderului) am auzit clantz, clantz si am observat cum i-am transformat zambetul diafan in grimasa de durere. Partea buna a fost ca am descoperit ca avea placa dentara, partea nasoala este ca am ratat o "mulat(r)a" de zile mari :((

paste proaspete ... = alta trauma de-a mea. nu stiam ca trebuie sa le fierb un timp anume in apa cu sare clocotita in prealalbil. Eu le-am trantit pe foc in apa rece si le-am lasat sa fierba pana s-a evaporat (aproape) apa...astfel din paste ardente le-am facut paste floescaiente. M-am scos la partea cu in vino veritas.

Acum ca-mi dau seama ce bun chef sunt...parca nu as vrea sa mai invat sa gatesc ca sa le impresionez. Multa munca cu rezultate aleatorii. Nici pana acum nu am dus-o rau deloc fara ca m-am adaptat. Sunt extraordinar de tare la potrivit ambianta (muzica, lumanari, esente, gulu-gulu napadulu, etc), apoi deschid o sticla de vin bun...o undui usor spre bucatarie, facem un pianissimo pe acolo, apoi ma scuz ca nu am avut timp sa pregatesc ceva...normal ca se ofera ea sa incropeasca ceva, normal ca-i dau sa puna "ceva" la intamplare pe ea gen sortul sexi de bucatarie (pregatit din vreme ;)...apoi ii spun ca este infricosator de sexi cu acel cutit in mana (deh, la harneala ca sa o fac sa se simta in control;) ...apoi ...mai trece un timp pana ne urnim spre un restaurant sau comandam ceva mai deosebit...inclin spre chinezo-janonezarii...Doamne ce jocuri sexi pot inventa cu bete de halit. Cu toate ca cea mai tare idee este tot bucataria frantzuzeasca cu escargot-urile "supte" direct din cochilie si baguette inmuiata in sos....apoi moulele facute in sos de vin alb :)

Tulai Doamne ma apuca asa o senzatie.. o fi de la stomac !? ;)
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pai cum altcumva?? - de Horia D la: 10/01/2009 20:15:08
(la: Hai la balci)
ca am ceva de tradus din "chinglish" in engleza, si fara alcohol sau fara "devil's salad" (aka magic dragon) nu merge:))
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*** - de Lascar Barca la: 10/01/2009 20:21:40
(la: Hai la balci)
"fara alcohol sau fara "devil's salad".."

Grabeste-te pina mai pot procesa ca mai un pic si ma absolv de orice raspunderi :))
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"o sa sun la restorantele din colt si o sa uit sa gatesc de doua ori pe zi" - de cosmacpan la: 24/05/2009 20:20:20
(la: oboseala)
Anjelica: draga io i-am spus lui hans ca de maine nu mai gatesc.
corul: si? si?
Anjelica: prima zi n-am vazut nimic, a doua zi la fel si in a treia zi Hans a facut omleta si carnati prajiti
corul: ohhhh
Marie: si i-am spus lui Pierre, mon petit, de maine nu mai gatesc
corul: si? si?
Marie: prima zi nimic, a doua zi la fel, a treia zi Pierre a facut un sufle si o salada delicioasa...
corul: ohhhhhh
Gherghina: da, si io i-am spus lu Gheo al meu, draga de m aine eu nu mai gatesc. te-ntereseaza...
corul: si? si?
Gherghina: prima zi n-am vazut nimic, a doua zi la fel de-abia din a treia zi am inceput sa zaresc cu stangul...
*** - de raphaelle guran la: 30/05/2009 22:17:26
(la: vinil contemporan)
1. mă simt ca-n woohoo land.
1. jumate: paianjen dear, you read me perfectly..astia sunt din noul val de cupluri eco-friendly? fruit salad si nu tutun...
ai mei nu stiu ce-i aia mainstream. au ramas blocati pe tigari si dichis:)
raphaelle guran - de Paianjenul la: 31/05/2009 01:23:32 Modificat la: 31/05/2009 01:27:43
(la: vinil contemporan)
"...astia sunt din noul val de cupluri eco-friendly? fruit salad si nu tutun... ai mei nu stiu ce-i aia mainstream. au ramas blocati pe tigari si dichis:)"

- N-am pretins ca analogia e perfecta.

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pffttt - de Belle la: 15/08/2009 22:41:27
(la: Va cer din nou parerea, mai ales lui bucu)
tripe se numeste si la supermarket la stop&shop, nu cred c-a trebuit sa le explici ca beef tripe e stomac de vita, e ca si cum ai explica explicitul.

si-apropos, daca spui salad o sa inteleaga ca e salata (duh!) trebuie sa le spui eggplant spread.

daca nu pui poza maine dupa pranz (ciudat, invitatiile acasa se fac de regula pentru cina) io nu te cred.
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